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Prosti-Tot

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

Cassy blames the parents who do the purchasing rather than the designer who does the designing of clothes that make your toddler look sexy. Let me say that again: Toddler.

You have to think on it awhile to see her logic, but it’s there and I agree.

I’m of the mindset that when a minor, even someone who is barely a minor, leaves gum on the sidewalk and you step on it and end up sawing away at your sneaker over the kitchen sink with bleach and a toothbrush…that is a poor reflection on the parents. Most parents would say waitaminnit, he’s almost eighteen and I’m still responsible for where he leaves his gum? You’re loco, Freeberg.

Well, the idea is mine and I’m not going to say it’s anybody else’s. But I stand by it. How did s/he learn to discard gum? How did s/he learn to chew it? Where did this human get the idea that leaving it along a pedestrian thoroughfare is proper…and where were you?

Once you see my logic there, the reality becomes clear and it’s not a cheerful reality by any means. There is a whole range of behaviors, one that could be explored and listed into an exploding, encyclopedic tome, for which parents took responsibility in generations past…and no longer are. Kids are being left to define aspects to their own existence and the purpose of it, for themselves. This is not the makeup of independent thinking, but rather of a breakdown of social order. I would compare it to opening the dryer door after a cycle, throwing away all the clothes, and knitting yourself something to wear out of all the shit you find in the lint trap. That’s what we’re doing.

Where was I going with this?

Ah yes, the slut clothes for toddlers…

The designer makes this feeble defense, saying she’s doing it “in protest” of the slutty chic reigning in children’s fashions these days:

“The Nipple Tassel t-shirt was designed as a response to my own distaste at seeing mini versions of sexy clothes on young children,” she wrote. “Five-year-olds wearing slashed mini skirts and boob tubes, little thumb-sucking Britneys.

“There is nothing very sexy about a baggy, lap neck, long sleeved t- shirt for a 6-month-old. So by embellishing this style of garment with printed nipple tassels, the result is not that the baby becomes sexualized by the tassels, but that the tassels are made benign and silly by the baby. In fact the more inert, innocent and unaware the infant is, the more ludicrous the contrast becomes.”

… “I totally agree with critics who feel that young girls are put under enormous pressure by the media, the fashion industry and the content of many TV programs, to be aware of their appearance, and then dissatisfied with it,” she added. “The trap set to ensnare girls into a life-time of preoccupation with their looks is a subtle one.”

Ugh, she used that horrible word too. This designer lady is like a pinball that bumps into every single bumper in the machine that’s connected to my “Get Pissed Off” light.

But hard as it is to see at the moment, I’m sure the world will find a way to keep spinning.

What the F*ck is Going On in Portales, NM?

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

Things seem to be going alright for our friend overall, no bitching or moaning about bad teeth, just some engaging and aesthetically pleasing photography, edifying thoughts on our Air Force, et cetera. We were relieved to see him benefit from such a widespread and obviously heartfelt defense over at Daphne’s place, he’s certainly deserving of one.

We agree much more often than we disagree. We’re in two different generations, but our story is the same: Sick and tired of seeing more and more wreckage accumulate from yet more bad liberal ideas. We have much in common personally. We’re both geeks, with lengthy careers and semi-interesting stories to tell about them…somewhat…both “lucking out” with some combination of luck and hard work, into jobs somewhat at odds with high-school-grad status. Funny/sad stories to tell on the love-life front. The younger of us is still coping with the metropolitan-super-sanitized-bullshit each and every day, albeit having managed to ensconce himself in the partial security blanket that is Folsom; the older one is in the enviable position of having extricated himself from it altogether. I’ve often thought if something should happen to my Lady Love, God forbid, Buck might be something of a real-life sketching of myself in the later years, a sort of “Time Travel Morgan.”

This comment, though, was a little bit of a head-scratcher:

I tend to think of you (and your rhetoric) as sort of a scorched-earth pessimist, Morgan. If you throw out the outliers on either side of the bell-curve… and by that I mean the Jane Hamshers and the Morgan Freebergs (in the blogosphere)… the great majority of us are indeed sick and tired of all the goddamned “Your’re eeevil!” statements, followed by the inevitable “You’re stoopid!” retorts. Our politics today look more like an elementary school playground than reasoned discourse between adults.

There HAS to be a better way, or the republic is doomed.

Well, I agree entirely with the elementary school playground remark. On me being a scorched-earth pessimist, that’s probably a misunderstanding but a forgivable one; once the “typical” discourse about this-or-that turns to glurgy sweet socially acceptable nonsense, count me out thankyewverymuch. We’re into the Prager mindset here, showing a strong and sustained preference for clarity over agreement. Some folks interpret this as antisocial behavior. I can see where they’re coming from, wrong as they may be.

On our rhetoric matching the “You’re Stupid” versus “You’re Evil,” we’ll let the reader judge this one. My comment is limited to — I dunno what he’s been reading. We at least attempt to be a little more, uh, nuanced than that…

But Hamsher? We’re a counterpart to her?

Just wow. The Morgan Rule Number One counsels an unorthodox solution to the false accusation: “If I’m gonna be accused, I wanna be guilty.” According to that, then, I need to become a conservative version of Jane Hamsher. Well, that takes some talent I don’t gots. I simply don’t know how to go about it.

I’m familiar with the doctrine of discarding outliers in the data before processing the data — in computer science, in statistics, in democracy and other social matters. There is some merit to it, but all in all the practice is much more controversial than most people understand it to be. The fact of the matter is, much of the appeal this has had for us throughout the years has been taught to us by our civil servants in the public school system. They just love it, because excluding the outlier lends unnatural and unmerited weight to conventional thought; the public school system, being a labor union construct, adores conventional thought. Makes the populace much easier to control.

First thing I did when I read this surreal comment, was head on over to Buck’s place to see if anything was going wretchedly wrong. Surely such a capable mind would require a strong seismic force to shake his connection to reality? The dude called me Hamsher. Thankfully, as noted above, all seems well over there. That settled, I undertook the task of trying to figure out what bee had somehow flown into his bonnet. Process of elimination would yield fruit the quickest, I decided; also noted above is the fact that we don’t disagree on much, although we disagree. I took a quick inventory of the issues —

We seem to disagree on Sarah Palin;
We disagree about legalizing pot;
We disagree about pretending illegal aliens belong here.

Perhaps he feels I have failed to give his side of one of these, or all three, proper consideration. This is certainly possible, and I am, perhaps, prone to frequent error here. It’s a malady common to technical people: Once we find a method is a good one, our tendency is to shun all the others.

There is a problem with considering Buck’s point of view on these three, though. In all three cases, it calls for turning one’s back on reality. Taking a certain thing that is known to be something — and deliberately pretending it is the opposite of that thing. Palin, who can obviously get more done in a constant unit of time than most folks can, is an incapable dimwit; pot, consumed in a variety of forms for the express purpose of altering the thinking process, doesn’t do this; and illegal aliens are not illegal at all.

Bunny trail here: In the case of the illegal aliens, I notice the word “undocumented” is used in place of “illegal” by the tireless advocates who work so hard to proffer this doctrine of “Pretend things are the opposite of what they really are.” Obviously this is an errant practice and it is being promoted for nefarious purposes — but when you think on it a minute or two, “undocumented” makes the point even more ruggedly. By which I mean, my point. If a law is a bad one, the adjective “illegal” might fail to sell some on the idea that said illegal thing should be avoided. “Undocumented,” on the other hand, means you don’t know something. When you’re talking about twelve to eighteen million of something living in close proximity to our kids to whose protection and safety we are sworn, and go to sometimes absurd lengths in other matters to supplement even incrementally — this is a heady issue.

Other than those, I can’t think of anything on which we’ve disagreed. It’s a testament to how much respect I have for our blog-brother that I put this much thought into what could have inspired what might very well be nothing more than a brain fart, but at this paragraph I think the point of diminishing returns has been crossed in this exercise. We have much more to say to the opposition than “you’re stupid/evil,” and we’re not a Hamsher; at least, I don’t think we are. As for pessimism, it’s always been our position that while the recent avalanche of dumbth is thick, slick, fast and treacherous, our country will survive it in the end — after losing a whole lotta stuff, most tragically from our heritage. But wiser. And still flawed. Our nation has a lot of things going for it, but one must always remember it is a construct upon humanity with all of humanity’s blessings and all of humanity’s shortcomings. And Adam did bite out of the apple. The point is, though, that we’ll get through the current crisis, and that’s always been our position over here.

In my experience, moderating one’s tone in mixed company brings benefit and is often costless; but moderating one’s understanding of truth brings no benefit at all, and costs like crazy. We live in interesting times, wherein anyone who undertakes to learn what is happening right now but at the same time keep outlying thoughts out of his head, embarks on a road to insanity. If the end goal is to keep extreme viewpoints from being expressed, lest others become offended, the far better course is to learn to keep one’s mouth shut. But let the thoughts develop as the truth compels them to be developed.

Failure of Capitalism, Reform, and “Status Quo”

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

BroKen, who blogs at Rick’s place, has somehow made David Axelrod’s e-mail list. He didn’t intend to do that, he’s not sure how he did it, but now that he’s on it he’s damn sure not getting off of it. But that’s alright because he’s getting some great blogger material out of the situation…

The latest word from Mr. Axelrod concerned health care reform. He lists eight ways the reform gives stability and security, eight myths concerning the reform, and eight reasons reform is needed. I agree that reform is needed and he wants me to spread his information around, so here goes.
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[E]very mandate either limits the insurance company’s income or increases their cost. A simpleton might think it’s great that the government will make those “evil” insurance companies get less and give more. But half a minute’s thought and you realize that the insurance companies will certainly find a way to pass increased costs on to their customers (you and me.) If they don’t, they will go bankrupt. Any reform that drives up insurance costs is really anti-reform!
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Perhaps the government will not force you to drop your insurance. But if the government sets rules so that private insurance is more costly, most people (most employers) will seek a cheaper alternative. Therefore, the “public option” planned by the government will certainly drive out private insurance leaving only one source for insurance, the government. So, you won’t keep your insurance after all.

Once again, I graciously volunteered my wisdom, although BroKen already nailed down the highlights of what needed nailing down.

A simpleton might think it’s great that the government will make those “evil” insurance companies get less and give more. But half a minute’s thought and you realize that the insurance companies will certainly find a way to pass increased costs on to their customers (you and me.) If they don’t, they will go bankrupt.

Yup, you go to the head of the class.

But it isn’t the case just with the Obama healthcare plan. It’s true of every single piece of “reform” ever proposed by democrats, with regard to anything. And the rocket-fuel for the reform that is the public’s disaffection with the status quo, always seems to have been caused by the failure of “private industry” to provide a quality product for a reasonable price…for years and generations…which, in turn, was caused by…some other legislation that was proposed and negotiated and rammed through by democrats.

I’m speaking generally here. Health care, the tort system, education, auto manufacturing, steelworking, anything with a labor union. democrats throw around those two words “status quo” — and what they mean by that, is “the situation as I and my democrat buddies have made it.” They mean that, whether they realize it or not.

Every single failure of capitalism in this country that has necessitated reform, was caused by something that really wasn’t capitalism.

Now, this is not obscure stuff. As BroKen said, it requires “half a minute’s thought” and it may require even less than that.

One is not entirely sure exactly where to put one’s hopes: Do the democrats intend to wreck the free market one industry at a time, by creating these “failures of capitalism” through anti-capitalist legislation and then using the resulting failures as evidence that even more “reform” is needed? Or are they so stupid they can’t comprehend the history of what’s been going on, what they have been doing, what the eventual result has to be of their new rules that make relatively simple transactions artificially unworkable and expensive?

Do they just plain not give a damn? If not, what else is it they’re trying to get done, that always seems to provide “free” stuff for the desired constituents over the short term, but over the longer term is constantly pushing modest elements of The American Dream further and further out of reach for those who haven’t made up their minds to depend on government for everything?

Or are we dealing with some kind of “protection racket”? Is this just a way of sending a message to those of us who don’t want to be wards of the state? Kind of a “That’s a nice life ya got there, be a shame if something happened to it.”

They’re White, They’re Men, They’re Angry

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Inspired by the latest Michael Crowley column, Neo-Neocon figures out what’s really happening…

Obama’s race is the gift that keeps on giving. It will continue to do so until we see the unlikely spectacle of hordes of Angry Black Men rising up against him. That’s the only thing that will get those poor Angry White Men off the hook—and maybe not even that.

The fact that the opponents of health care reform speaking up at the town hall meetings are clearly motivated by extremely substantive issues other than racial hatred of Obama is irrelevant to Michael Crowley. In fact, many of them are also at least as furious at Congress and the person of one White Woman Nancy Pelosi, as well as a number of Very White CongressMen.

But repeat after me: they are White. They are Men. They are Angry at Obama. They are Angry White Men.

And don’t let the fact that some of them are women confuse you, either. Those women (for example, Sarah Palin) are Angry White Men too, albeit honorary ones. After all, there is no Angry White Man more racist than an Angry White Woman.

And the fact that there are even a few Angry Black Men speaking out at the town halls against Obama’s health care reform plan is irrelevant. For example, although Kenneth Gladney—who may or may not have been physically attacked and beaten at a town hall meeting by a black Obama supporter and SEIU member—is unquestionably a black man, and unquestionably a vocal opponent of the President’s health care reform, for the purposes of our discussion we will consider him an Angry White Man too.

After all, since Obama’s approval rating among black Americans remains steady at 95% (the only group in which it hasn’t declined), that most definitely makes Gladney an outlier. He’s been branded a liar as well by the Left. What could be Angrier and Whiter and Manner than than an outlieing liar?

But Michael Crowley, although white and a man, and rather angry at the Angry White Men who are angry at Obama, is not an Angry White Man. That’s because he’s on the Left and an Obama supporter, so that makes him immune to the charge.

Crowley’s not to blame for fanning the flames of racism, either. Anyone who cries “racism” against Obama opponents, even if he writes an entire column emphasizing their white race, can’t be a racist himself because he supports Obama, who in case you haven’t noticed (and Obama and Crowley and the Left will make sure you notice, every step of the way) is black.

Of course, if we wanted to get really technical, we might say that Obama is half white and half black. And he’s a man. So, when he gets angry, does that make him an Angry Half-White Man?

Don’t be silly. Obama never gets angry.

His Blank Slate VI

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

What went wrong, according to Victor Davis Hanson:

We are witnessing one of the more rapid turnabouts in recent American political history. President Obama’s popularity has plummeted to 50 percent and lower in some polls, while the public expresses even less confidence in the Democratic-led Congress and the direction of the country at large. Yet, just eight months ago, liberals were talking in Rovian style about a new generation to come of progressive politics — and the end of both the Republican party and the legacy of Reaganism itself. Barack Obama was to be the new FDR and his radical agenda an even better New Deal.

What happened, other than the usual hubris of the party in power?

First, voters had legitimate worries about health care, global warming, immigration, energy, and inefficient government. But it turns out that they are more anxious about the new radical remedies than the old nagging problems. They wanted federal support for wind and solar, but not at the expense of neglecting new sources of gas, oil, coal, and nuclear power. They were worried about high-cost health care, the uninsured, redundant procedures, and tort reform, but not ready for socialized medicine. They wanted better government, not bigger, DMV-style government. There is a growing realization that Obama enticed voters last summer with the flashy lure of discontent. But now that they are hooked, he is reeling them in to an entirely different — and, for many a frightening — agenda. Nothing is worse for a president than a growing belief among the public that it has been had.

Second, Americans were at first merely scared about the growing collective debt. But by June they became outraged that Obama has quadrupled the annual deficit in proposing all sorts of new federal programs at a time when most finally had acknowledged that the U.S. has lived beyond its means for years. They elected Obama, in part, out of anger at George W. Bush for multi-billion dollar shortfalls — and yet as a remedy for that red ink got Obama’s novel multi-trillion-dollar deficits.

Third, many voters really believed in the “no more red/blue state America” healing rhetoric. Instead, polls show they got the most polarizing president in recent history — both in his radical programs and in the manner in which he has demonized the opposition to ram them through without bipartisan support. “Punch back harder” has replaced “Yes, we can.”

I’m guessing maybe three quarters out of all the electorate has little-to-no understanding about the civil war raging between conservative and liberal…or does understand it, and doesn’t care for it. Wants to wish it away. If they could ask one single question each election cycle that defines their concerns, the question would be Rodney King’s “Can’t we all just get along?”

The answer is no.

From global warming to drilling in ANWR to abortion to home-schooling to minimum wage to single-payer healthcare to the death tax to the card check bill to the death panels to “negotiating” with terrorists to the airborne laser to the right to keep and bear arms. The issues are all the same. They all boil down to one thing: Are people glorious. Do they have potential. Can they have ideas…as individuals. Are they worthy of a vigorous, terrible and lethal defense.

Is it a more noble exercise of the human creativity to create things — or to destroy things. It all comes down to that.

And last fall we didn’t vote for a creator. Well…some of us did. But most of us didn’t.

Word Games

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

The democrats have been playing them and Melissa’s been noticing:

Because “government-run health care” — both the phrase and the actuality of the idea — go over like a lead balloon with the American people, the Democrats have chosen new language hoping to obscure their intent to remake the health care system. The new language key word: “reform.”

Reform is a good word. It sounds like making something that’s okay a lot better. You know, get rid of the bad stuff, add some good. Unfortunately, the changes in the system are not reforms which suggest refinements. Rather they’re wholesale changes that will remake the very fabric of American society should they be implemented.

Just as an example, John David Lewis, a college professor read the bill and came up with some questions, the answers from the bill, and the implications.
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What is described in the bill here is not simply a reform. The tax code, legal system, hospitals, insurance companies, doctors, and the patient experience are radically changed. Radical change does not suggest reform. It suggests transformation.

The administration, by pushing toward taking the “public option off the table,” is taking quite a gamble here but they really don’t have much of a choice. The country simply isn’t going for it. The hope now is to pass a “Camel’s Nose In Tent” bill so that the government can take over this industry at a later time. That’s good for the hardcore fringe statist crowd, but the matter remains about how to get large numbers of suckers and chumps to go for it. The point to the public option was to get “everyone” covered and take care of those 47 million mythical paupers wandering our streets with their inflamed appendices hanging out of their bellies because they can’t get health care.

Now, the pitch has devolved into something more absurd: There is a pressing urgency in getting our health care system screwed with, just for getting it screwed with.

I look at the “faith” people seem to have in state run health care, and I notice every single one of the advocates either have some kind of exit strategy which would spare them from having to put up with it for their own health care needs, or else they live in another country that has state run health care already. I can’t escape the notion that perhaps, when your own system of values burps out only a tiny bit of value for human life, your tendency is to become resentful of anyone else who places more value on human life. I also can’t escape the notion that this entirely explains this push toward a government/healthcare intermixing that doesn’t really offer anyone any benefits that anyone is willing to openly discuss.

I’m pretty pleased at this point with America’s current, if only momentary, return to her roots. Bureaucrats deciding for us what crooks can enter our homes, what organs will exit our bodies, and later what thoughts are in our heads? No thanks, this is America! And not a single tear shed over how many other “wise” countries have already accepted what we’ve rejected. Well done, America. Let’s lock it in place: How about a “Separation of Hospital and State” amendment? Maybe it’s time.

A Sad, Sad Speech and a Sad, Sad Letter

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Both from people who don’t really exist. But do…

Boortz’ imaginary car-company President first. He calls all his employees to the local hotel, and says:

I would like to start by thanking you for attending this meeting, though it’s not like you had much of a choice. After all, attendance was mandatory. I’m also glad many of you accepted my invitation to your family members to be here as well. I have a few remarks to make to all of you, and then we’ll retire to the ballroom for a great lunch and some employee awards.

I felt that this meeting was important enough to close all 12 of our tire and automotive shops today so that you could be here. To reassure you, everybody is being paid for the day — except me. Since our stores are closed we’re making no money. That economic loss is mine to sustain. Carrington Automotive has 157 full time employees and around 30 additional part-timers. All of you are here. I thank you for that.

When you walked into this auditorium you were handed a rather thick 78-page document. Many of you have already taken a peek. You were probably surprised to see that it’s my personal tax return for 2008. Those of you who are adept at reading these tax returns will see that last year my taxable income was $534,000.00. Now I’m sure this seems rather high to many of you. So … let’s talk about this tax return.

Carrington Automotive Enterprises is what we call a Sub-S – a Subchapter S corporation. The name comes from a particular part of our tax code. Sub-S status means that the income from all 12 of our stores is reported on my personal tax return. Businesses that report their income on the owner’s personal tax return are referred to as “small businesses.” So, you see now that this $534,000 is really the total taxable income – the total combined profit from all 12 of our stores. That works out to an average of a bit over $44,000 per store.

Why did I feel it important for you to see my actual 2008 tax return? Well, there’s a lot of rhetoric being thrown around today about taxes, small businesses and rich people. To the people in charge in Washington right now I’m a wealthy American making over a half-million dollars a year. Most Americans would agree: I’m just another rich guy; after all … I had over a half-million in income last year, right? In this room we know that the reality is that I’m a small business owner who runs 12 retail establishments and employs 187 people. Now here’s something that shouldn’t surprise you, but it will: Just under 100 percent … make that 99.7 percent of all employers in this countries are small businesses, just like ours. Every one of these businesses reports their income on a personal income tax return. You need to understand that small businesses like ours are responsible for about 80 percent of all private sector jobs in this country, and about 70 percent of all jobs that have been created over the past year. You also need to know that when you hear some politician talking about rich people who earn over $200,000 or $500,000 a year, they’re talking about the people who create the jobs.

The people who are now running the show in Washington have been talking for months about raising taxes on wealthy Americans. I already know that in two years my federal income taxes are going to go up by about 4.5 percent. That happens when Obama and the Democrats allow the Bush tax cuts to expire. When my taxes climb by 4.5 percent the Democrats will be on television saying that this really isn’t a tax increase. They’ll explain that the Bush tax cuts have expired .. nothing more. Here at Carrington we’ll know that almost 5% has been taken right off of our bottom line. And that means it will be coming off your bottom line.

Numbers are boring, I know … but let’s talk a bit more about that $534,000. That’s the money that was left last year from company revenues after I paid all of the salaries and expenses of running this business. Now I could have kept every penny of that for myself, but that would have left us with nothing to grow our business, to attract new customers and to hire new employees. You’re aware that we’ve been talking about opening new stores in Virginia Beach and Newport News. To do that I will have to buy or lease property, construct a building and purchase inventory. I also have to hire additional people to work in those stores. These people wouldn’t immediately be earning their pay. So, where do you think the money for all of this comes from? Right out of our profits .. right out of that $534,000. I need to advertise to bring customers in, especially in these tough times. Where do you think that money comes from? Oh sure, I can count it as an expense when I file my next income tax return .. but for right now that comes from either current revenues or last year’s profits. Revenues right now aren’t all that hot … so do the math. A good effective advertising campaign might cost us more than $300,000.

Is this all starting to come together for you now?

Right now the Democrats are pushing a nationalized health care plan that, depending on who’s doing the talking, will add anywhere from another two percent to an additional 4.6 percent to my taxes. If I add a few more stores, which I would like to do, and if the economy improves, my taxable income … our business income … could go over one million dollars! If that happens the Democrats have yet another tax waiting, another five percent plus! I’ve really lost tract of all of the new government programs the Democrats and President Obama are proposing that they claim they will be able to finance with new taxes on what they call “wealthy Americans.”

And while we’re talking about health care, let me explain something else to you. I understand that possibly your biggest complaint with our company is that we don’t provide you with health insurance. That is because as your employer I believe that it is my responsibility to provide you with a safe workplace and a fair wage and to do all that I can to preserve and grow this company that provides us all with income. I no more have a responsibility to provide you with health insurance than I do with life, auto or homeowner’s insurance. As you know, I have periodically invited agents for health insurance companies here to provide you with information on private health insurance plans. The Democrats are proposing to levy yet another tax against Carrington in the amount of 8 percent of my payroll as a penalty for not providing you with health insurance. You should know that if they do this I will be reducing every person’s salary or hourly wage by that same 8 percent. This will not be done to put any more money in my pocket. It will be done to make sure that I don’t suffer financially from the Democrat’s efforts to place our healthcare under the control of the federal government. It is your health, not mine. It is your healthcare, not mine. These are your expenses, not mine. If you think I’m wrong about all this, I would sure love to hear your reasoning.

Try to understand what I’m telling you here. Those people that Obama and the Democrats call “wealthy Americans” are, in very large part, America’s small business owners. I’m one of them. You have the evidence, and surely you don’t think that the owner of a bunch of tire stores is anything special. That $534,000 figure on my income tax return puts me squarely in Democrat crosshairs when it comes to tax increases.

Let’s be clear about this … crystal clear. Any federal tax increase on me is going to cost you money, not me. Any new taxes on Carrington Automotive will be new taxes that you, or the people I don’t hire to staff the new stores I won’t be building, will be paying. Do you understand what I’m telling you? You’ve heard about things rolling downhill, right? Fine .. then you need to know that taxes, like that other stuff, roll downhill. Now you and I may understand that you are not among those that the Democrats call “wealthy Americans,” but when this “tax the rich” thing comes down you are going to be standing at the bottom of the mud slide, if you get my drift. That’s life in the big city, my friends … where elections have consequences.

You know our economy is very weak right now. I’ve pledged to get us through this without layoffs or cuts in your wages and benefits. It’s too bad the politicians can’t get us through this without attacking our profits. To insure our survival I have to take a substantial portion of that $534,000 and set it aside for unexpected expenses and a worsening economy. Trouble is, the government is eyeing that money too … and they have the guns. If they want it, they can take it.

I don’t want to make this too long. There’s a great lunch waiting for us all. But you need to understand what’s happening here. I’ve worked hard for 23 years to create this business. There were many years where I couldn’t take a penny in income because every dollar was being dedicated to expanding the business. There were tough times when it took every dollar of revenues to replenish our inventory and cover your paychecks. During those times I earned nothing. If you want to see those tax returns, just let me know.

OK .. I know I’m repeating myself here. I don’t hire stupid people, and you are probably getting it now. So let me just ramble for a few more minutes.

Most Americans don’t realize that when the Democrats talk about raising taxes on people making more than $250 thousand a year, they’re talking about raising taxes on small businesses. The U.S. Treasury Department says that six out of every ten individuals in this country with incomes of more than $280,000 are actually small business owners. About one-half of the income in this country that would be subject to these increased taxes is from small businesses like ours. Depending on how many of these wonderful new taxes the Democrats manage to pass, this company could see its tax burden increase by as much as $60,000. Perhaps more.

I know a lot of you voted for President Obama. A lot of you voted for Democrats across the board. Whether you voted out of support for some specific policies, or because you liked his slogans, you need to learn one very valuable lesson from this election. Elections have consequences. You might have thought it would be cool to have a president who looks like you; or a president who is young, has a buff bod, and speaks eloquently when there’s a teleprompter in the neighborhood. Maybe you liked his promises to tax the rich. Maybe you believed his promise not to raise taxes on people earning less than a certain amount. Maybe you actually bought into his promise to cut taxes on millions of Americans who actually don’t pay income taxes in the first place. Whatever the reason .. your vote had consequences; and here they are.

Bottom line? I’m not taking this hit alone. As soon as the Democrats manage to get their tax increases on the books, I’m going to take steps to make sure that my family isn’t affected. When you own the business, that is what you’re allowed to do. I built this business over a period of 23 years, and I’m not going to see my family suffer because we have a president and a congress who think that wealth is distributed rather than earned. Any additional taxes, of whatever description, that President Obama and the Democrats inflict on this business will come straight out of any funds I have set aside for expansion or pay and benefit increases. Any plans I might have had to hire additional employees for new stores will be put aside. Any plans for raises for the people I now have working for me will be shelved. Year-end bonuses might well be eliminated. That may sound rough, but that’s the reality.

You’re going to continue to hear a lot of anti-wealth rhetoric out there from the media and from the left. You can chose to believe what you wish .. .but when it comes to Carrington Automotive you will know the truth. The books are open to any of you at any time. I have nothing to hide. I would hope that other small business owners out there would hold meetings like this one, but I know it won’t happen that often. One of the lessons to be learned here is that taxes … all taxes … and all regulatory costs that are placed on businesses anywhere in this country, will eventually be passed right on down to individuals; individuals such as yourself. This hasn’t been about admonishing anyone and it hasn’t been about issuing threats. This is part of the education you should have received in the government schools, but didn’t. Class is now dismissed.

Let’s eat.

Ashley’s grandfather has similar words, courtesy of Roger Kimball, hat tip to Ace:

Sweetheart,

I received your request for assistance. Ashley, you know I love you dearly and I’m sympathetic to your financial plight. Unfortunately, times have changed. With the election of President Obama, your grandmother and I have had to set forth a bold new economic plan of our own…”The Ashley Economic Empowerment Plan.” Let me explain.

Your grandmother and I are life-long, wage-earning tax payers. We have lived a comfortable life, as you know, but we have never had the fancier things like European vacations, luxury cars, etc. We have worked hard and were looking forward to retiring soon. But the plan has changed. Your president is raising our personal and business taxes significantly.. He says it is so he can give our hard earned money to other people. Do you know what this means, Ashley? It means less for us, and we must cut back on many business and personal expenses.

You know the wonderful receptionist who worked in my office for more than 23 years? The one who always gave you candy when came over to visit? I had to let her go last week. I can’t afford to pay her salary and all of the government mandated taxes that go with having employees. Your grandmother will now work 4 days a week to answer phones, take orders and handle the books. We will be closed on Fridays and will lose even more income to the Wal-Mart.

I’m also very sorry to report that your cousin Frank will no longer be working summers in the warehouse. I called him at school this morning. He already knows about it and he’s upset because he will have to give up skydiving and his yearly trip to Greenland to survey the polar bears.

That’s just the business side of things. Some personal economic effects of Obama’s new taxation policies include none other than you. You know very well that over the years your grandmother and I have given you thousands of dollars in cash, tuition assistance, food, housing, clothing, gifts, etc., etc. But by your vote, you have chosen to help others — not at your expense — but at our expense.

If you need money now sweetheart, I recommend you call 202-456-1111. That is the direct phone number for the White House. You yourself told me how foolish it is to vote Republican. You said Mr. Obama is going to be the People’s President, and is going to help every American live a better life. Based on everything you’ve told me, along with all the promises we heard during the campaign, I’m sure Mr. Obama will be happy to transfer some stimulus money into your bank account. Have him call me for the account number which I memorized years ago.

Perhaps you can now understand what I’ve been saying all my life: those who vote for a president should consider the impact on the nation as a whole, and not be just concerned with what they can get for themselves. What Obama supporters don’t seem to realize is all of the money he is redistributing to illegal aliens and non-taxpaying Americans (the so-called “less fortunate”) comes from tax-paying families.

Remember how you told me, “Only the richest of the rich will be affected”? Well guess what, honey? Because we own a business, your grandmother and I are now considered to be the richest of the rich. On paper, it might look that way, but in the real world, we are far from it.

As you said while campaigning for Obama, some people will have to carry more of the burden so all of America can prosper. You understand what that means, right? It means that raising taxes on productive people results in them having less money; less money for everything, including granddaughters.

I’m sorry, Ashley, but the well has run dry. The free lunches are over. I have no money to give you now.

So, congratulations on your choice for “change.” For future reference, I encourage you to try and add up the total value of the gifts and cash you have received from us, just since you went off to college, and compare it to what you expect to get from Mr. Obama over the next 4 (or 8 ) years. I have not kept track of it, Ashley. It has all truly been the gift of our hearts.

Remember, we love you dearly….but from now on you’ll need to call the number mentioned above.. Your “Savior” has the money we would have given to you. Just try and get it from him.

Good luck, sweetheart.

Love,

Grandpa.

A case of great minds thinking alike. But really, what more is there to be said? Someone — a bunch of someones — going through life in a state of perpetual being-oppressed…has caught an inexplicable case of hatred and hostility toward the goose who’s laid the golden egg.

No good can come from this.

Best Sentence LXIX

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Cassy saw fit to showcase a story that we tossed out there…angry breastfeeding women doing their breastfeeding in protest, seeking their social justice.

Our position on this is, we think, the essence of logic, moderation, and cool-headed reason:

It’s up to the restaurant manager. If you disagree you’re a Nazi — period, end of story. I know that sounds a little bit unreasonable at first blush; but if you think on it a minute or two, you’ll see we’re a hundred percent in the right about that. After all…what’s the alternative?

Anyway, breastfeeding-protests represent a rather wrenching separation from the plane of reality. I mean, c’mon. You’re breastfeeding your child in a restaurant where you know damn good and well they don’t want that stuff going on…out of consideration for the other patrons…in solidarity? To protest your “rights”? You’re being kept in some kind of involuntary servitude, but thanks to your civil disobedience you can flop your pink puppies around and this somehow makes you more free? Good God woman. It must be exhausting living out your entire life on a turning point. Is life all just perfect and wonderful for you when the restaurant manager is subjugated to your will? Hmmmm? Nothing to complain about at all anymore? Every li’l thing on Creation, just exactly the way it should be? Didn’t think so.

On with the Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) award. It goes to Cassy’s commenter #13, Mat:

It seems to me that the more technologically-modern we become, the more people revert to an animal-like behavior.

Yeah, pretty much.

Except — Mark Twain’s famous quote comes to mind…and this somewhat contradicts the above, but it does so in service of honor and truth:

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

So no, not quite animal-like. Not quite. Something a few notches beneath that. It does not gladden the heart to realize this thing about us, but it is true.

Don’t you wish you could just go to one of these breastfeeding protests, and just walk up and down the aisles yelling “Bitches and Hoes, Hoes and Bitches! Bitches, Cunts, Cuntnozzles, Bitches, Bull-Dykes, Bitches Bitches Bitches!” Of course this would be awful, loutish behavior of yours. Of course you should be thrown out on your ear. For engaging in such churlish, not-family-appropriate, over-the-line behavior…behavior that makes the people around you…er…uncomfortable…

Hmmm. Yeah. Yeah, that’s where I’m going with it; kind of a “Jesus said whoever is without sin should cast the first stone.” Who’d be able to step up to the plate — in that crowd?

It’s not a civil-rights issue, it shouldn’t be treated as one, and it shouldn’t even be tolerated. Not unless the restaurant manager says it should be. If the law says different, the law is wrong. This issue has nothing to do with whether breast milk or formula is better for a baby; it has to do with whether we should care, when we do things that make other people uncomfortable. And if the answer is toward the negative, we have become something very, very ugly, and we have surrendered our rights, privileges, freedoms and responsibility to call foul on the things others do that make people uncomfortable. We have, in essence, pulled the plug on every little thing we have ever connected with the word “civilization.”

And Mat‘s right — we do this because, with the mature state of our technological doo-dads and gizmos, life is sufficiently comfy we figure we can afford to do it. Climb up your family tree, to the years when baby formula was a distant dream, and your great-great-grandma never would have dreamed of imposing this way. If it didn’t show proper discretion it wasn’t considered, and that was the end of it. Here we are all these years later, we have far more options, and somehow this means we have to behave like louts. Our response to the gentleman in the next booth who is uncomfortable, for whatever reason, is that he needs to shape up because there’s something wrong with him. Great-grandma had much more of a need to impose, and yet this would have been beyond her thinking.

It really sums up everything that’s wrong with the world, when you think about it.

“Conclusion First, Back Story Later”

Monday, August 17th, 2009

That’s what I said this morning, but it is not to be. I believed the appear-in-court date on my traffic citation would be my drop-dead date for arguing my case, but that’s not the way it works; your first appearance in court is to be herded around like a head of stupid cattle, being shuffled from window to window, telling His Honor that you plead not guilty, and…that’s it. The date is set for your real trial, and after pissing away an entire morning on nothing, away you go.

SomeBad Sign folks have speculated this has to do with a gun permit. Not quite. It’s a u-turn sign; I haven’t blogged about this, but since the twentieth of June I have been obsessed with u-turn signs. That’s the day I got busted for disregarding one.

I have footage. Footage. Yep, that’s a little obsessed I’ll admit; but can you blame me? This cop…who wasn’t even born when I started driving…hands me this pink slip with a notice to appear on it, and I go back to the scene of the crime to see — a cigarette-carton-sized “sign” I missed, along with thirty people per hour, on average, disregarding it exactly the way I did. Maybe they can see it just fine, and they’re just a bunch of law-breaking assholes. I dunno. I can tell you if I saw the sign, I’d have followed it. But I didn’t see it. And I didn’t see it because it’s not a legal sign.

A “no-parking-sized” sign, which means, I dunno…nine inches by twelve inches? Mounted on a median. A no-parking-sized, regulatory sign on a median. Have you ever seen such a thing? I’ve driven one end of this great nation to the other, and this is a new one on me. Anyway, my “layman’s” reading of the law strongly indicates that it is on my side. The minimum dimensions are right in there, I have the citations and page numbers ready to show the Judge, and there’s no authorization for a no-parking-sized sign on a median anywhere. Not for a “no u-turn” sign.

My poor girlfriend. “Ring Ring.” “Hi!” “Where are you?” “Where do you think?” “Oh my God…you’re videotaping that stupid sign again?” “Yer goddamn right I am. What time are you home?”

I live in a state that is deeply, deeply in the red. And you can see it in the “cattle drive” sessions at traffic court. Everyone has a tale of woe to tell about an evil auto-camera capturing their license plate numbers and mailing them traffic citations for four hundred bucks or more. Freeberg’s traffic citation formula: Penalty imposed, minus enhancement to the public safety, equals loss of freedom. We’re losing just bagfuls and bagfuls of freedom at the traffic court, and we’re probably not pulling our impoverished state out of debt for all the effort…but by God, they’re gonna give it a good try.

They’re not going to succeed with my wallet, I’ll tell you that right now. I’ve got twelve pages of PowerPoint, plus a three-minute video, to make sure of it.

There. I said this morning “irresistible force meeting an immovable object” and now you know exactly what that’s all about. Tune in September 21 to find out what comes of this.

My Day in Court

Monday, August 17th, 2009

How Will It Go?Well, the big day is here. Win or lose, I don’t expect this hearing will last more than a couple minutes; I’m just not that important. But everyone who knows me well enough to be forced to reckon with my day-to-day life-happenings is expressing more than a casual interest in how this thing is going to turn out; truly a case of an irresistible force meeting up with an immovable object.

You’ll get the conclusion first, back-story later.

“I Hear Stories Like This Every Single Day…”

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

Our Salesman In Chief, failing to sell the country He rules on all, or perhaps just some, of the health care provisions He desires, takes another crack at it in this weekend’s New York Times:

Our nation is now engaged in a great debate about the future of health care in America. And over the past few weeks, much of the media attention has been focused on the loudest voices. What we haven’t heard are the voices of the millions upon millions of Americans who quietly struggle every day with a system that often works better for the health-insurance companies than it does for them.

These are people like Lori Hitchcock, whom I met in New Hampshire last week. Lori is currently self-employed and trying to start a business, but because she has hepatitis C, she cannot find an insurance company that will cover her. Another woman testified that an insurance company would not cover illnesses related to her internal organs because of an accident she had when she was 5 years old. A man lost his health coverage in the middle of chemotherapy because the insurance company discovered that he had gallstones, which he hadn’t known about when he applied for his policy. Because his treatment was delayed, he died.

I hear more and more stories like these every single day…

I don’t think this is worth blogging because He’s our President, and I don’t think it’s worth blogging because He is the spiritual leader of so many millions.

I think it’s worth blogging because of the tyranny of the anecdote.

Think of a bad idea. Make it an appalling one, as reprehensible a thing as your dark little heart can conjure up. With a little bit of creativity, I can use the power of the anecdote to justify doing it. I can make it sound real appealing.

Thing I Know #297. If we know it’s one guy’s place to decide an issue and not another guy’s, our tendency is to respect the proper ownership of the issue — until we find out about some third guy who’s been somehow slighted or oppressed. Then we lose this respect for proper ownership. Our compassion is our undoing. We favor anarchy over order and we don’t even consciously realize it.

Actually, Thing I Know #297 wasn’t inspired by the tyranny of the anecdote. It was inspired by something that, out of sheer coincidence, in the last day or two has taken place all over again. Excuse the minor topic drift, and accept this as another testament to our common human failing of judgment —

A group of women staged a “nurse-in” at a Winter Park Chick-Fil-A on Friday after a breast-feeding mom earlier in the week was asked to cover up by the restaurant manager.

The gathering was more outing than protest. About 30 parents – mostly moms, some nestling babies close to them in wraps – filled about half the restaurant, chatting and eating lunch. Those who nursed did so discreetly.

Manager Virginia Piter, who on Tuesday suggested Chylain Krivensky cover herself, worked her way through the crowd accompanied by a costumed cow character.

“Everyone makes mistakes, and I made a doozy, and I’m sorry that I did,” Piter said.

Piter had approached Krivensky of Orlando as she nursed her daughter at the children’s play area in Chick-fil-A. Offering her some towels, the manager suggested she cover up.

“I was so embarrassed,” Krivensky said.

She later contacted Chick-fil-A’s corporate office to complain about her experience at the restaurant on University Boulevard. She also told her friends. Word got around on the Internet, and the “nurse-in” was planned.

This is just plain stupid, and that isn’t just my opinion; everyone with a working brain realizes it. You say “should a restaurant manager be the one to decide if patrons can…” followed by just about anything. Swear. Drink alcohol in this section or that one. Chew gum. Wear pants down around the crack of their asses. Be shirtless. And most of us would reasonably answer “of course s/he can!” And some of us will even approach that pinnacle of civilized behavior, which used to be a common realization — finding the hypothetical restaurant manager’s decision to be distasteful but still supporting his or her right to make that decision.

Thanks to Thing I Know #297, we have been losing this quality of our civilization and perhaps it’s entirely extinct. One or two sob stories, and we’re ready to impose our personal sense of “decency” upon some jurisdiction where we damn well know these things aren’t up to us to decide.

President Obama understands this well. So there He is, pushing our buttons. Here’s an anecdote…here’s another one…and another one…clearly we need “reform” so help get my bad idea passed. How many generations have we been falling for this, and passing financially crippling social programs we otherwise would recognize immediately as bad ideas?

There’s something else to President Obama’s editorial I find particularly objectionable though. It is this opening salvo about “the voices of the millions upon millions of Americans who quietly struggle” that we “haven’t heard.”

If there’s one thing I about which I wish people would show some more vigilance when they hear democrat party talking points, it is the notion that democrats have been somehow deprived of a fair hearing for advocating their interests, or represent others who have been deprived of such a fair hearing. Obama, Himself, in a sane universe would never be allowed to use such a talking point in any unrestrained way ever again. The democrat party chooses its leaders according to who can attract the greatest and most loyal following while supporting the logical reason for such a following in the sloppiest, most ramshackle way. They choose such leaders based on personal ability to sell things contrary to the interest of the buyer. They live, breathe, eat and sleep thinking about how to get more attention. It is the central pillar to their existence. They raise money to get that attention and they make sure it is spent very, very well.

The fact is, if their social programs worked as well for the nation as their campaigning maneuvers do for them, we would be living in a very different place. They recruit people who are good at getting attention. They promote people who are good at getting attention. They make damn good and sure this attention-getting works to the benefit of their party, over the country.

And if there is one thing no democrat should ever be permitted to say — at least, and get away with it — it’s that the democrat suffers from, or represents someone who suffers from, a lack of attention.

I recall as last year wound down to a close, a certain family member made it his mission to start conversations with people about what books they were reading. He has a reputation for steering such conversations, once started, toward what he thinks people should be reading instead. A prolonged and unproductive merry-go-round e-mail exchange followed when I refused to indulge the ritual yet one more time. The direction in which he wanted to pull the book-reading list, was toward Barack Obama’s autobiography. I recall that as he refused to let things go and move on, he ended up arguing from the position that it was far better to consume Obama’s written words, whether one agreed with His political viewpoints or not, and see what He had to say about things. The family member’s point was that one proceeded from a background of ignorance if one did not take this step of enlightenment.

The “fair hearing” argument again.

I said so back then and I say it again now: Barack Obama may very well be the one single mortal human living now, or who has ever lived, on this planet — ever! — least entitled to interject more ideas into the discourse, to attract additional attention to those ideas be they complicated or simple, on the basis of the “fair hearing” argument. From all I know about human history, even when I compare Obama to people like Napoleon, Caesar, Thomas Paine, Walter Cronkite…anybody who has ever enjoyed attention for themselves or for the ideas they espouse…I know of not a single true peer for our current President along the metric of capturing and holding attention.

Of course, whether an idea has merit or not is a question entirely unrelated to whether it has successfully captured attention.

But any notion that Obama has been burdened by an undue difficulty in finding a voice, or shares a close kinship with someone so encumbered, or speaks out on behalf of anybody so encumbered — is patently absurd. Whoever wrote these words, knowing full well that His Holiness’ Glorious Name would be carried above it in a byline, ought to feel thoroughly ashamed and abjectly silly. Presuming they were keeping good track of what it was they were saying, which I’m inclined to doubt, they would have to be wondering how far they can push this envelope, deep into “I Can’t Believe We’re Getting Away With This” territory.

We’ve listened too much to the “loud voices” and we’d better balance things out by granting a fair hearing to Barack Obama’s side of the story — hah!

Liar

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

I leave it to the readers to flesh out whatever metaphors they see fit. Sound off in the comments below if you feel the need…

Airborne Laser Scores a Hit as its Budget is Cut

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

Wall Street Journal:

Never has Ronald Reagan’s dream of layered missile defenses—Star Wars, for short—been as politically out of favor as in the Age of Obama. Nor as close, at least technologically, to becoming realized.

The latest encouraging news came Thursday courtesy of the Misssile Defense Agency. The Airborne Laser prototype aircraft this week found, tracked, engaged and simulated an intercept with a missile seconds after liftoff. It was the first time the Agency used an “instrumented” missile to confirm the laser works as expected. Next up this fall will be the first live attempt to bring down a ballistic missile, but this test confirms how far along this innovative effort has come.

Along with space-based weapons, the Airborne Laser is the next defense frontier. The modified Boeing 747 is supposed to send an intense beam of light over hundreds of miles to destroy missiles in the “boost phase,” before they can release decoys and at a point in their trajectory when they would fall back down on enemy territory. It’s a pioneering use of directed energy in defense. The laser complements the sea- and ground-based missile defenses that keep proving themselves in tests.

Yet the Obama Administration isn’t buying it. Funding for missile defense was cut in the 2010 budget by some 15%—$1.2 billion to $1.6 billion, depending on how you calculate it. The number of ground-based interceptors was reduced. The Missile Defense Agency’s budget for the Airborne Laser is to be slashed in half, and Secretary of Defense Robert Gates pulled the plug on buying a second plane. The Pentagon says the program will have three tries to hit a live missile, or be killed altogether.

And the stimulus money went to ACORN, illegal aliens, et cetera.

In my own summer daydream, there is a public law authorizing the Pentagon to seek assistance for promising but endangered programs like this, from this year’s stimulus program as well as any other stimulus programs in the future. That would be a sweet short-circuiting — liberal contempt for the military and for victory, defeated by the waste, graft and corruption that is inherent to liberalism itself. Make the dragon eat its own tail.

But real life doesn’t work that way. We have to waste money just for the sake of wasting money, and we have to do it with a, ahem, laser-like focus only on the programs liberals think are worth the wasted money.

Jail Time for Praying

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

Pensacola, Fla.:

Students, teachers and local pastors are protesting over a court case involving a northern Florida school principal and an athletic director who are facing criminal charges and up to six months in jail over their offer of a mealtime prayer.

There have been yard signs, T-shirts and a mass student protest during graduation ceremonies this spring on behalf of Pace High School Principal Frank Lay and school athletic director Robert Freeman, who will go on trial Sept. 17 at a federal district court in Pensacola for breaching the conditions of a lawsuit settlement reached last year with the American Civil Liberties Union.

“I have been defending religious freedom issues for 22 years, and I’ve never had to defend somebody who has been charged criminally for praying,” said Mathew Staver, founder and chairman of Liberty Counsel, the Orlando-based legal group that is defending the two school officials.

This is an important story, because one of the talking points out there is that nobody ever prohibits prayer at school, the prohibition is against proselytizing.

It seems the Santa Rosa County School District struck a deal as a result of a lawsuit…which, in turn, came out of this prohibition against proselytizing. Lawsuit, to deal, to court order, to jail. Baby steps. Now we’ve got people going to jail for praying, exactly the thing we’re often told is never happening.

The fight involving the ACLU, the school district and several devout Christian employees began last August when the ACLU sued Santa Rosa County Schools on behalf of two students who had complained privately to the group’s Florida affiliate, claiming some teachers and administrators were allowing prayers at school events such as graduations, orchestrating separate religiously themed graduation services, and “proselytizing” students during class and after school.

It takes some legal wrangling to forge a criminal act out of the First Amendment. It’s not a law designed to restrict the actions of people, it’s a law designed to restrict other laws that would ordinarily restrict the actions of people. This is supported by a simple reading of the plain text. “[O]r prohibiting the free exercise thereof” — it’s right in there.

Not that I’m saying anything anyone needs to know, that they don’t already know. The point is that thanks to the wrangling and massaging, a law that was clearly meant to support our central freedoms has been flipped around 180 degrees.

I’ve never been able to accept at face value these stories of students going off to complain to the ACLU. I went to school once; never did know where my local ACLU office was. So how do things like this work? The ACLU lawyer is sitting in his office one day, bored out of his skull, throwing pencils into the cork ceiling over his head…and suddenly he hears a knock at the door! “Hi, we’re a couple of students at such-and-such a school and we’re awfully concerned about some praying we’ve been hearing…”

Um, yeah. Somehow I doubt it went down like that.

Hat tip to Rick.

Are You Fishy?

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Amputations

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Yeah, we’ve amputated something alright…

Demagoguery. It can be a subtle thing. Who can possibly argue against the wisdom of preventive medicine?

I’d sure like to know where Our Holy Savior is getting His numbers.

D’JEver Notice? XXIV

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Neo-Neocon aptly dissects Camille Paglia, who in turn represents many Obama supporters that are beginning to wake up to the fact that He is slightly different from what He was pretending to be…but still want to cling to some part of last year’s dream, and therefore remain partially clueless.

Obama is a savior for the democrat party, that much cannot be in question. The conundrum that confronts our nation, as it sheds on a massive scale the support it used to have for passage of some kind of health care “reform” this year, is this: What are the democrats all about? Do they want to elevate our standard of living, or are they out to erode our sense of independence? As one analyzes their behavior and confines one’s inspection to pressing issues that would arguably do both of these things, such as HillaryCare and ObamaCare, it is impossible to say.

And so the flaccid mind does what it is told, and assists in the circulation of meaningless platitudes in support of the agendas of strangers. Paglia does not possess a flaccid mind…at least, I don’t think she does…but thus far, she has chosen to go this route, which betrays a failing against the yardstick of potential. Her treatise consumes three sizable “pages” out in the innerwebs, because she indulges in bunny-trails of excoriation against George W. Bush. Makes her feel good, I guess. But it’s still off topic.

The more resilient and capable mind pondering what has distressed Ms. Paglia, continues to evaluate the question and inspects other issues. Concentrating, of course, on new ideas that would increase our standard of living and our sense of independence. Can we think of any?

We can enable people to use firearms to defend their homes from intruders.

We can allow parents to extract their children from failing school districts, to home-school them if that’s the best option for them.

We can make sure “workers” are able to vote on union membership in secrecy, so they can vote no if they want to without being harassed, bullied and intimidated.

Come to think of it, we can stop calling them “workers.”

We can lower their taxes.

We can support their country’s bid to define English as its official language…just as other countries have done.

We can raise the bar on litigation, so that frivolous lawsuits against businesses that pass expenses on to the rest of us, are tossed out earlier in the process.

We can let them inherit money and property from their deceased parents who willed it to them.

How does the typical democrat feel about these things that would elevate the American’s sense of financial security simultaneously with his sense of independence?

And if the resilient mind continues to come up with a consistent answer, what would it then conclude about the primary motivational agent for the democrat party? Is it looking out for us and our well-being? And this rush to pass ObamaCare — did our exercise succeed in soothing our concerns about the motives behind it? And about where such a program might be headed in the years to come, if it should pass? Are we all breathing a sigh of relief now?

Futility

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Thing I Know #94. There are a lot of people walking around who put lots of energy into telling others that something can’t be done.

Gregory Clark, a perfesser of Economics at UCal/Davis, seems to think success is something our modern society cannot afford:

With the march of technology, the size of a future American underclass dependent on public support for part of its livelihood is hard to predict: 10 million, 20 million, 100 million? We could imagine cities where entire neighborhoods are populated by people on state support. In France, generous welfare has already produced huge suburban housing estates, les banlieues, populated with a substantially unemployed and immigrant population, parts of which have periodically burst into violent protest.

So, how do we operate a society in which a large share of the population is socially needy but economically redundant? There is only one answer. You tax the winners — those with the still uniquely human skills, and those owning the capital and land — to provide for the losers.

The old “The loot can’t come from anywhere else” argument. And yet…those who advance it, never seem content to wait for the crisis. Better get ready to cut the capitalists off at the knees, now, before we have to. Kind of like cannibalizing your hiking buddy’s body, one limb at a time, before those hunger pangs set in. Since it’s just a matter of time after all.

Related: We’ve already put some effort into cannibalizing achievement, just this summer. How’s that worked out for us?

Remember that the labor demographic most likely to make the minimum wage is teenagers, who are often working part-time jobs, summer jobs or after-school jobs. Since 2007 we’ve seen 2 $0.70/hour hikes in the minimum wage, with a third $0.70/hour hike hitting at the end of July. Given that 1/4 of the people who lost their jobs in July were teenagers, it’s likely that business owners were shedding entry-level, low-skill jobs before the minimum wage hike hit:

Another factor that will boost the unemployment rate in future months will be the fate of teenage workers. Teens accounted for a quarter of the decline in the labor force last month. July’s jobs report was conducted before the minimum wage took effect. Therefore, it is likely that the job market for teenagers will be further weakened by the minimum wage increase. Teenagers already have the highest unemployment rate at 23.8 percent, which is more than double the national average. [emphasis in original]

The pattern remains consistent. We thirst for poverty, and we get it.

End Game

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Mark Steyn takes stock of the formerly rabid Obama fan base, such as it is…an eclectic mix of the ones frantically scraping the “Obama Biden” stickers off their bumpers, and their counterparts who are leaving ’em affixed…

The New York Times’ David Brooks stuck it out longer than most: Only a few backs, he was giddy with excitement over the President’s “education” “reforms” (whatever they were). But now he says we’re in “the early stages of the liberal suicide march”. For a famously moderate moderate, Mr Brooks seems to have gone from irrational optimism over the Democrats’ victory to irrational optimism over the Democrats’ impending downfall without the intervening stage of rational pessimism.

The end-game is very obvious. If you expand the bureaucratic class and you expand the dependent class, you can put together a permanent electoral majority.

Morgan and Mahatma

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”

Mahatma Ghandi

“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the resolve with which it ensures that good guys win and bad guys lose.”

— Morgan K. Freeberg

Leave Barack Alone!

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

On Thursday, James Taranto discussed the Obama healthcare plan and how it was being “promoted”…

If the plan were good, you would expect its proponents to be staking their arguments on its merits. Instead, they are turning this into a debate about the plan’s opponents. A telling video clip of Sen. Barbara Boxer (D., Calif.) on MSNBC’s “Hardball” has been making the rounds:

So all of this is a diversion by the people who want to, frankly, hurt President Obama. You’ve heard the Republican senator Jim DeMint say it: Let’s make this “Obama’s Waterloo,” let’s break him. That’s what this is about.

And by the way, I saw some of the clips of people storming these town hall meetings. The last time I saw well-dressed people doing this was when Al Gore asked me to go down to Florida when they were recounting the ballots, and I was confronted with the same type of people. They were there screaming and yelling, “Go back to California,” “Get out of here,” and all the rest of it–until I finally looked at them and I said, “You know what? Your hero Ronald Reagan is from California. You should show a little respect.” And then they quieted down.

So this is just all organized. Just go up on the Web site, Chris. You in the media have to take a look at what’s going on here. This is all planned. It’s to hurt our president, and it’s to change the Congress.

Most of the ensuing criticism has centered on Boxer’s weird fashion commentary. This may reflect no more than a regional difference: Californians tend to be more casual in their sartorial standards than regular people. Still, it’s a head-scratcher why Boxer would think it is to her opponents’ discredit that they are “well-dressed”–i.e., that they look respectable.

This golden-stater says — hey waitaminnit. Don’t go looking to me for an explanation about what my aging-hippie-girl senator was raving about. In fact, if DeMint is looking for a way to hit back, if you’re ever in conversation with the gentleman from South Carolina Mr. Taranto, you might recommend to him that the campaign commercials be made to directly address this strange culture war we have raging under the surface. Who deserves attention? People who request it respectfully, dressing like they have something important to say that’s of interest to more people than just themselves? Or the folks with whom Boxer apparently feels more of a kindred spirit, the assholes who block bridges with bicycles during rush hour? She seems to live in a world in which you don’t deserve attention until & unless you dress down. This is an apt illustration of the decision that was made last November, to put the kids in charge of the dinner menu, what’s on teevee, bedtime, et cetera. Remind the voters again, please. Boxer looks like she’s ready to help you remind everyone what she & hers are all about.

Taranto continues…

But what caught our attention was the plaint that ObamaCare opponents want “to hurt the president.” It reminds us of those hilarious “Leave Britney alone!” videos that were the rage on YouTube a couple of years back. How exactly does Boxer expect this to persuade anyone to support the legislation? Just imagine the thought process: I don’t want higher taxes and government rationing of medical care. But doggone it, I’m for it anyway, because I don’t want to hurt the president!
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So, let’s review the arguments:

• Republicans are bad, they lost the last election, and they have partisan motives for wanting to stop ObamaCare.

• People who are angry about this are crackpots who display swastikas and other invidious symbols. Also, their anger is insincere, and they are shills of the RNC. They wear nice clothes, and this is not to their credit.

• Some of the arguments against ObamaCare are false, according to Obama.

• If ObamaCare is defeated, Obama would be hurt.

Is there any argument for ObamaCare? In all the material we reviewed for this item, only this, from the Obama email:

Every day we don’t act, Americans watch their premiums rise three times faster than wages, small businesses and families are pushed towards bankruptcy, and 14,000 people lose their coverage entirely. The cost of inaction is simply too much for the people of this nation to bear.

In other words, the “crisis” is so urgent that any thoughtful deliberation would entail intolerable delay. This is the same old argument that has already failed.

If this is the best the president can do, he deserves to lose resoundingly. If that hurts him, there’s always aspirin.

If I wanted to motivate large numbers of people to make wrong decisions on a regular basis, I would take this list of ways to make such a thing happen and start fleshing it out.

I’d demand people support my dumb ideas, for any number of conceivable reasons that had nothing to do with the content of the ideas. Prove you’re not a racist. Don’t hurt that guy. So-and-so might get mad at you if you oppose my dumb idea. We’ll have riots…

I’d end up behaving exactly the way the democrats really do behave. All the time. It seems to always be a question of “here’s today’s reason why you should do this…and notice I’m not discussing what’s going to happen if it goes through, I want to talk about everything else.” I miss the days when the bullshit was of a different grade, one that pretended to be concerned about what was going to happen to us. “Don’t let Reagan stockpile more nukular weapons, he’ll get everyone blown up” comes to mind. What happened to that?

To repeat: Is there any argument for ObamaCare?

Leading the Supreme Court Back to the Mainstream

Saturday, August 8th, 2009

Somewhere out there is a delicious quote from Sen. Feinstein or Schumer — I think it’s the latter — about the new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor. It’s yet another one of these liberal daydreams that are given voice as if they are observations about what has taken place in the past…as I noted a day or two ago, it has become a trait of modern liberalism to conflate what has really taken place, with what one wishes to see take place. This fell into that. The quote was something about how Justice Sotomayor will not be just another Justice on equal footing with all the others, but rather, that she will lead the country’s judicial branch back to the “mainstream.” Mainstream as left-wingers define it. You know the drill. You have a right to stay alive if you have deprived others of their right to stay alive, but not if you’re an unborn baby who has yet to deprive anyone of anything, except your mother of her flat stomach and her lifestyle. Yeah, that.

Justice Sotomayor has been held aloft as someone deserving of support because her confirmation has always been inevitable. I have no objections to that. But another point has been that she rolls up her sleeves and digs into the facts of the cases. This one, I must say, causes me a bit of indigestion. Look up her “verdict” on the Ricci case and get back to me on that if you will.

I just don’t see her as a leader of much of anything. If she’s pressed to lead the Supreme Court in a certain direction, she’ll need some instructions, because rightly or wrongly she’s given me the impression she’s one of those who need instructions for things.

This responsible citizen is here to serve.

1. Do not cite law from other nations to justify a verdict. This suggests, and in facts provides some damn solid evidence, that a majority on the Court just voted the way they wanted to vote. Then they went out shopping across the globe for little bits of paper that would make the pre-determined decision look alright. That, obviously, is not a good thing for American justice or for the Court’s reputation.

2. Do not cite statistics about what state legislatures are doing. Do not use “prevailing viewpoint” or “evolving standards” or…or…or. Culture is a matter for the states, or something geographically smaller than them, to decide. This country was founded on that simple concept.

3. Stick your empathy where the sun don’t shine. We saw in the Ricci case you’ve got what it takes to do this, Justice Sotomayor — no empathy at all there, huh? The litmus test should be, when my case comes to the Supreme Court, do I have a shot at winning even though I’m a miserable awful horrible stinker guy who happens to have a sound case? And can I lose my case if my case is weak, even though I’m a pillar of the community, represent all the esteemed historically-oppressed ethnic groups, rich, poor, lovable, smell good, suave, handsome? Our society loves to talk a good game about the law applying equally to everyone. It’s high time we did something to get back to that, for reals.

4. Don’t worry about consequences, except with regard to jurisprudence. That is the only thing you need to worry about molding, shaping, refining. It is improper to decide cases based on the dreaded consequence of: Angry white males getting out of line, buildings getting blown up, race riots, women getting “back alley” abortions, illegal aliens not finding their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, Social Security running out of money…any of that stuff. Handing down verdicts out of concern for positive and/or negative consequences, is the very definition of judicial activism. You’ll notice nobody’s championing that cause anymore. Everyone who’s trying to promote it is disguising their agenda as something else. You could be one of them, Justice Sotomayor, or you could do what’s right. Leaders do what they know is right.

5. Know your damn place. There is no evidence that the judicial branch was intended to reign supreme over the other two branches of government; quite to the contrary, the original articles of the Constitution make it quite clear that Congress is there to regulate it. As the high court has been spending the last five decades spiraling outside of the perimeter defined by my four recommendations above, Congress’ failure to act represents a dereliction of leadership, nothing more, nothing less. Put your house in order before someone else does it for you. And I’d love to see Congress do it for you.

That goes for your eight peers on the Supreme Court as well. That is what I call mainstream, and you’ll notice there’s not a single word about right-wing or left-wing in any of it.

Krugman on the Town Hall Rent-a-Mobs

Friday, August 7th, 2009

Paul Krugman does his bit to make sure the powerful have a voice that will prevail against the powerless…

There’s a famous Norman Rockwell painting titled “Freedom of Speech,” depicting an idealized American town meeting. The painting, part of a series illustrating F.D.R.’s “Four Freedoms,” shows an ordinary citizen expressing an unpopular opinion. His neighbors obviously don’t like what he’s saying, but they’re letting him speak his mind.

That’s a far cry from what has been happening at recent town halls, where angry protesters — some of them, with no apparent sense of irony, shouting “This is America!” — have been drowning out, and in some cases threatening, members of Congress trying to talk about health reform.

Where to begin?

I always took it as a given that the painting was about “ordinary” citizens, once given the courage to find a voice, being entitled to use it. The man speaking, after all, is in casual clothes that indicate a humble working and social status, and it’s obvious that this was central to Rockwell’s intent. But of course it isn’t central to the intent of Krugman, who wants to champion the cause of the poor, powerless and oppressed Congressmen who are determined to vote bills into law that they haven’t read.

Secondly, if the argument is one about anecdotes that suggest one side or the other is connected to some kind of organizational structure, with the matter settled upon the discussion of the first or second such anecdote, verified or not — that isn’t much of an argument, is it? Is this how the nation’s most prestigious economist decides things? I suppose that beats the snot out of “every single idea on the ideological spectrum is better than the idea to its immediate right, but not as good as the one to the immediate left” which is how I previously thought Mr. Krugman decides what’s wonderful and what’s odious. But it seems to me the former forensic method is simply a thin, purely cosmetic justification for the latter. Could someone place a call to the New York Times and inform Krugman that some of these mobs on the left have been known to benefit from central coordination as well? Judging by his remarks here, it should come as quite the learning experience.

Thirdly, I notice Krugman’s logic defeats itself. If these are isolated cases of nutbars and whack-jobs speaking out at town hall meetings, interrupting these poor, poor oppressed legislators who want so badly to vote on bills they haven’t read…but the real mainstream Americans understand what a wonderful idea it is to have this universal healthcare (in this bill the Congressmen haven’t read)…the solution is quite simple. Just stop holding the town hall meetings. Stop talking to us. Just pass the whole mess into law, and in the next election cycle the constituents can decide whether they thought that was a swell idea or not. After they’ve spent two to four years living with the consequences and had an opportunity to receive the benefits of that wonderful, wonderful state-provided health care.

Stop talking, start doing. That would shut down the enemy’s propaganda machine right then & there, wouldn’t it?

I realize it’s become cliched to ponder “What Would The Founding Fathers Think of X” and everyone wants to resurrect the gentlemen who gave us Independence within some mythical bubble, in which the old white guys in knee breeches and wigs, who seldom agreed with each other on much of anything, magically march in lock-step with whoever’s speaking about it. It’s not an honest way to argue about anything, and we try to stay away from it. Still and all, in this case, I have to wonder what Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Alexander Hamilton and John Adams would have to say about what so obviously weighs on Paul Krugman’s mind here — the right, and the ability, of the powerful to speak out over the objections of those who lack any real power to stop them, and are committed to living with what results from the decisions of those powerful people, be it good or bad.

I try to envision a train of thought any one of them would use, just before announcing “and so this economist you have, Paul Krugman, is absolutely right and you should listen to him.” I’m not having much success with this. Such a train-of-thought would suppose that this nation was put together to make sure our elected representatives would be able to pass poorly-thought-out laws upon how the rest of us live out our lives — how our bodies are to be maintained — with an absolute minimum of fuss, hassle, thought or challenge.

Many’s the Krugman column that has inspired me to question: Upon what planet does this fellow live? This one’s just more of the same. Planet Propaganda, I guess. Krugman’s a shill, but that’s just stating the obvious.

It’s a bitch when those democrat-party paychecks don’t clear, huh Paul?

Fifty Sound Freedom Metrics and One Stupid One

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

President Obama wants anyone saying something “fishy” about His health care scheme, to be reported to Him.

Nancy Pelosi feels free to publicly hallucinate about free citizens, exercising their constitutional right to petition their government for redress of grievances, wearing “swastikas.”

My own Senator Boxer de-legitimizes those same free citizens and demeans their entirely meritorious complaints, for no better reason than that they aren’t dressed like pigs as she evidently expects…

It hasn’t been a good week for freedom. And this helps to solidify, at least in my mind, exactly what was wrong with some of these arguments we heard over the last two weeks about the whole Obama-cop-perfesser-beer thing. I refer here specifically to the argument that in the privacy of your own home, and on your front porch, you should be “free”…to follow the cop around, berating him, insulting him and his mother, and you oughta be able to walk away from that. Failing that, the argument goes, the whole situation plunges headlong into that post-sixties territory of “If one of us can’t do it then we are all enslaved!”

A little perspective, please. There are lots of ways to measure whether we’re still free or not; many things have been placed in compromise, and yet still remain with us at some residual level. That means there are lots of things we can watch to see if we’re still free or not, and if we are, how much.

Whether we can get lippy with cops — it’s a non-issue. Really. Keep a vigilant watch, instead, on some of these other metrics. I count fifty of them. Fifty really sensible freedom metrics.

And that one really stupid one.

1. I can eat meat
2. I get to go to a sports bar and drink beer and eat meat
3. I get to go to a sports bar surrounded by girls in skimpy clothes young enough to be my daughter, drink beer and eat meat
4. I can buy a gun
5. I can buy ammunition for my gun
6. I can store a gun in my house, with ammunition, ready to use
7. I can use my gun in my home to defend it from a criminal, if I have to
8. I can pray if I want to
9. I can keep objects of my faith in places where I can see them
10. I can keep objects of my faith in places others can see them
11. I can pray where others can see me doing it, even if it’s on government property or in a place maintained by a government agency
12. I can spank my kid’s butt if he has it coming
13. I can spank my kid’s butt where others can see me doing it, if he has it coming
14. I can blog
15. I can blog in ways that are not politically correct
16. I can blog, and not get fired from my job if people at work happen to find my blog
17. I can stop an echo, and if I’m so inclined, I can start one of my own
18. I can say, write, and e-mail “fishy” things without the White House putting my name on some kind of a nag list
19. I can ride a motorcycle without a helmet
20. I can smoke
21. I can camp
22. I can hunt and fish
23. I can teach my kid to go camping
24. I can teach my kid to go hunting and fishing
25. I can teach my kid to fire a gun
26. I can teach my kid politically incorrect things, like that women and men are different, and the feminist movement is full of crap
27. I can teach my kid to avoid high maintenance, nasty women, so that in his adulthood he could support me as opposed to me supporting him
28. I can earn a living even if I don’t belong to a union
29. I can earn a living even if I don’t believe in global warming
30. I can earn a living even though I’m caucasian and straight
31. I can fight back, anytime, anyplace, about anything; I am never, ever obligated as a free citizen to just sit somewhere and take abuse
32. I don’t have to pay taxes to give someone else an income they’ve decided they don’t want to earn
33. I’m not legally obliged to help anyone out even if they genuinely need it; I get to choose my charities
34. I can have opinions
35. I can have detestable opinions
36. I can have reckless, extravagant, unlikely opinions
37. I even get to have just-plain-wrong opinions
38. I get to have opinions about who’s “married” and who isn’t
39. I can show up to a protest my government’s dumbass healthcare plan wearing clothes just as snazzy or as shabby as I want (within reason)
40. I can emit carbon
41. I can buy things from people who emit carbon
42. I can acquire goods and services that involve the emission of carbon
43. I can leave my child unmedicated when all the “experts” are screaming at me to “get him the help that he needs” to make him pliable
44. If my case is sound, I just might prevail in a court of law — even if I’m a stinker and the other guy is oh so wonderful
45. I can hurt myself
46. I can do stupid things to make it likely that I, and only I, might get hurt
47. I can make foolish purchases and investments; I can buy high and sell low
48. I can buy alcohol on a Sunday, and skip church
49. I can have sex with a willing partner in any position we choose
50. I can be a non-participant; not partake in a prayer, not partake in a fashion trend, not drive a hybrid
51. ……..I can make a complete asshole out of myself in front of a cop?

D’JEver Notice? XXXII

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Separate post for this one, I decided, although what we’re talking about ties in so strongly with the one previous, in which our current House Speaker starts to fantasize about health care plan protesters walking around with swastikas on armbands…

Did you ever notice this thing about liberals? The liberal voter has very, very few things in common with the liberal politician. They don’t think the same way. The politician, who lives out his life in sort of a game of political chess, thinks in terms of cause-and-effect about every little thing — and then pretends he isn’t doing that. Example: Call it “gun safety” rather than “gun control” because the former phrase does so well in front of focus groups. The liberal voter on the other hand, is not inclined toward chess games. He just wants all risk eliminated from everything. What the voter considers to be an unacceptable threat that must be jettisoned from this plane of existence if the dream Utopia is ever to come to be, is simply an adrenaline rush for the politician. You can tell it once in awhile, in the lies they get caught telling. They tell lies that are obviously being told just for the thrill of the possibility of getting caught. “I was named after Edmund Hillary!” What would you hope to gain from saying such a thing?

So the liberal politician and the liberal guy-in-the-street are two completely different animals. But this one thing they have in common —

They don’t have a firm footing on this plane of reality. We saw it with the Nazi thing linked above, and we saw it with the Mike Malloy thing yesterday. The politician and the left-wing political junkie both do this. They’ll start to describe, in detail or at the abstract, things that are going on. They remind us of what we saw, with them…or they give us information that perhaps we’re hearing for the first time. And then —

It happens.

It’s that hairpin turn. That “I expect to see” thing. Malloy and Pelosi both did it. They slip, casually, easily, into this other realm of things that have not happened, and most of the time you can’t point to any evidence of likelihood of the thing happening, but the liberal starts droning on about it anyway as if it did happen. Over and over and over again, we see the only tincture of relevance this latest train of thought has to anything, is that it makes the liberal feel good to think about it happening.

What is that? A propaganda technique? Symptom of a mental illness? A sign that the person speaking spends way, way, way too much time watching modern sit-down comedians like Bill Maher or John Stewart? Some combination of all those, perhaps?

To a normal person, when you stop talking about things that have actually happened and start talking about things you want to see happening…there is a meaningful divide separating those two things because the concepts are entirely different. Not so with our liberals. But here’s the amazing part: They are political animals, skilled in winning arguments in which people are only halfway paying attention. Look what happened nine months ago. You can’t tell a passionate liberal who’s losing an argument, anything about what he needs to say in order to win, that he doesn’t already know. Well, the liberals are losing the health care plan argument right now. It should be intuitively obvious, even to the most obtuse, where they went wrong with this: It was with the revelation that Congress was about to vote this monstrosity into law without knowing a damn thing about it.

Health care is foundering because the middle-of-the-road voters have figured out liberals aren’t very dedicated to reality. The concern isn’t that liberals are going to erode our independence, or that liberals are going to ruin our health care; the concern is quite simply that liberals don’t know what they’re doing. They have a remote shot at maybe recovering this sense of confidence, but what they need to do is convince people that their fastening to reality is healthy. That’s the message they need to get out. And I’m pretty sure they know this.

They can’t do it. Even now when officials like Speaker Nan talk about what they have seen with us…they just can’t help it…there’s that hairpin turn. Swastikas this time. What’s it going to be next time, Republicans disemboweling adorable puppy dogs and roasting their entrails?

Crap, now she’s got me doing it. Well, if you can’t lick ’em, join ’em. Let’s all just make shit up. Hey, I hear the Palins are getting divorced

Cap and Trade Capsizing?

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Ace is cautiously optimistic.

Cap and Trade off the Agenda, Now, Too?

Sounds that way.

Obama wasn’t crazy when he tried to rush socialism on us in one package. Cap and tax was his funding scheme for health care (and expanding the government generally). He was counting on those billions levied on evil energy producer (and then passed on to citizens, but in a hidden, plausible-deniability manner) to fund his spending initiatives.

Without all those sweet, sweet not-well-hidden taxes on the middle class, he is left with the options of either 1) exploding the deficit still further or 2) reneging on that pledge that is oh so important to him, to not tax the middle class further.

Ace points to Hot Air, which in turn points to Politico.

A handful of key senators on climate change are almost guaranteed to be tied up well into the fall on health care. Democrats from the Midwest and the South are resistant to a cap-and-trade proposal. And few if any Republicans are jumping in to help push a global warming and energy initiative.

As a result, many Democrats fear the lack of political will and the congressional calendar will conspire to punt climate change into next year.

It’s interesting, isn’t it, that all their initiatives have to do with making life more expensive and making the people who live that life more dependent. Every little thing they propose has to do with lowering the standard of living — save for the giveaways from the government coffers. That, to the best I can determine, is what makes it all worthwhile. All these hidden costs for being thick and stupid enough to bring things to the marketplace the legal way…the minimum wage, the social security taxes for hiring legal citizens instead of cheap illegal labor, the cap-n-trade scam “contributions”…and the decrease in our standard of living is measurable, for anyone who takes the time to do the math.

Here, let’s try it.

Two generations ago a house cost $8,000 and a skilled machinist got $4.50 an hour. He could buy that house with 1,778 hours. Can you buy a house with 1,778 hours of your time? Milk — three dollars a gallon now. Cap-and-Trade is exactly the kind of nonsense that could push it up to seven. Gasoline — three-fifty. How would you like to pay twelve? And then of course there’s health care…we all *LUV* to bitch and whine and piss and moan about the high cost of health care. That’s why we need ObamaCare! Because then it’ll all be free, right? Hey how about making it cheap instead of free? That’s what I asked at Cassy’s place, citing this article to support the idea that maybe that would be our most meaningful “reform” — tort reform, as opposed to Euroweenie single-payer health care plans. And my opposition tucks his tail under his skirt and cries wee, wee, wee, wee, wee all the way home. Not a single word comes my way in response. I opened up a taboo topic.

How come it’s always like this? Nobody wants to make anything more efficient or economical…at least nobody on the dem side of the house does. It’s always “free.” Way more expensive, and maybe paid-fer by someone else but always way more expensive…

I can’t answer this. But I think, here, we do have an irrefutable argument that liberalism is for people who lack a long-term memory. It is an argument sufficiently durable to be accepted, one piece at a time if not in total, by the most passionate democrat. Step through it with me, one step at a time, and have a liberal-dem you know validate each one —

The plan is, for any given commodity exchanged, that the transactions be conducted more sluggishly and awkwardly and therefore the price will go up, but that’s quite alright because it will be subsidized, offset, or entirely funded by the government…in other words, “free.” (The dem guy agrees.)

This puts the government in charge of things that weren’t under government control before. (The dem guy agrees.)

So benevolent and wise decisions are made, by a government run by decent people we can trust…provided we find them trustworthy… (The dem guy agrees.)

We all tend to trust people more if they share our position on the ideological spectrum. (The dem guy agrees.)

The government has been run by Republicans 28 years out of the last 41. (The dem guy…uh…starts to see where you’re going with this, and probably tries to change the subject.)

There you have it. Liberal-democrat politics are all about placing your most important life decisions in the hands of people you not only mistrust, but loathe down to the very marrow of your bones — 68% of the time. Or else, I was right when I said it’s all about sustaining a stunning ignorance about time, and the passage of it.

Maybe both.

I hope Ace is right, I really do. I hope this is one of those things where the proposed action hits a little bump in the road, and because of that one bump is pushed out of sight for generations and generations and generations. Or, to quote Ace’s commenter #1, lorien1973 — “I’m glad He’s failing.”

“I’d Veto It”

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Speaking of Blogger Friend Phil — since we’ve said plenty flattering stuff about what the chicks do lately — he’s found something in the blogosphere worthy of attention

If I was President, any time a bill landed on my desk I would randomly pick one Congress member who voted for it, call that member into my office and ask him or her to explain the details of the bill to me. IF the member couldn’t do it, I’d veto it.

Ditto.

Of course, a President Freeberg would make that a secondary test, invoked when the primary test yields an inconclusive verdict. My primary test would be: Does it honor and respect the rights and responsibilities of Americans, and serve their interests as thinking, risk-embracing and life-living citizens of the greatest sovereign nation the world has ever known? If yes, then yes, if no, then no.

In other words, my primary litmus test would be a hundred and eighty degrees turned-around from our current President’s.

Happy Birthday to Daphne at Jaded Haven – 2009

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

How in the world can you ignore the birthday of someone who can write like this

I have been a very good girl for the past eight months. I’ve held my tongue, sat tight and watched as events unfolded in Washington, consciously reigning in my forty five years of bone deep conservative bias. I wished our new president well and caught my breath, sincerely hoping he wasn’t going to fulfill my worst expectations. I tried not to write harsh words about the man, I diligently checked all sources on his policies, trying to see all side of the issues. I wanted to give Obama a fair shake. I was willing to be proved wrong about my assumptions.

Color me done. I simply can’t stand that progressive little twerp living in the White House and I abhor his every last ideological belief.
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You encounter this problem with many over-educated liberals who employ their freshly minted, first class degrees in the realms of public service, university tenure or NGO’s rather than taking the leap into the private sector. These beautifully groomed racehorses stay in the pasture, never venturing onto the track where the real winners run, learn and ultimately contribute to the wealth of the nation.

Obama is hell bent on delivering his Utopian fantasies, costs be damned. He was bred well for this velvet lined position and little more, I doubt he could double the worth of a donated nickel by his own wits on the open market…Watching a popular president preside over a gaggle of half wits who believe taxing and legislating one of the most successful nations of individual liberty into the dark stranglehold of governmental control is the proper course of action is absolutely rage inducing, this ignorant band of feeble minded twats deserve an ass reaming of the highest magnitude.

I Made a New Word XXXI

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Wrong•scuse (n.)

An excuse to do something that is irrefutably wrong. Liberals chronically use it as a substitute for doing what everyone with working tissue topside of a brainstem, occupying any point on the ideological spectrum, darn well knows is the right thing to do. Usually, the thing that is wrong, is wrong because it violates the standards proffered and propagated by the wrongdoer himself. Justifying it, therefore, demands a distraction sufficiently powerful to triumph whatever level of brainpower is present in the spectator who must be convinced.

Effectiveness of the wrongscuse is inversely proportional to the sum of the intelligences of those involved: The person using the wrongscuse to convince others (along with himself), the person on whom it is being used, and any spectators watching. When the wrongscuse succeeds in its intended purpose, this brings discredit on the intellect of all those involved parties.

The conclusion toward which the wrongscuse-argument leads, is always the same: Yes something wrong and/or hypocritical has been done — and we should pay it no mind. Move along folks, there’s nothing to see here.

The concept demands a new word, because in 2009 it is high on the list of things that divide conservatives from liberals. It has to do with life and how to live it: Should we try to do what is right? Or should we devote our lives to stockpiling an inventory of excuses for doing the wrong thing?

The Wrongscuse comes in five distinctly separate flavors:

1.A dismissal on grounds of irrelevance (Clinton, and “public servant, private life”);
2.A distraction, imploring people to look instead at what some other guy did (“Whaddabout Bush??”);
3.An “Animal Farm” entitlement to special privileges, ostensibly related to some high responsibility being fulfilled for our own good (Al Gore has to fly around in his jet to warn us about global warming);
4.A false dilemma fallacy that a conviction of the suspect would doom the “freedom” the rest of us currently enjoy (Prof. Gates mouthing off at a cop);
5. Accuse-the-accuser (“You smoked it when you were my age, Dad!”).

Implementation of the wrongscuse is highly addictive. It re-wires the brain; the tinier the brain, the quicker the re-wiring, as was aptly demonstrated by Joy Behar when confronted by Michelle Malkin with President Obama’s various shenanigans. The poor dried-up has-been could only spout her one cliche, in the presence of a vastly superior intellect, Whaddabout Bush?? Whaddabout Bush?? Whaddabout Bush??, rather like an annoying little chihuahua with its tail caught in a car door.

Are you listening, Republican campaign strategists. Let’s have an election on this: Are we here to try to do good things, or are we here to try to find good excuses for doing wrong things, things that violate our very own standards? The democrat party seems to want to cast that as the definition of ideological positions: No one should try to do anything productive or decent, ever, except when it’s tokenized, meaningless, put into practice for the sole purpose of showing off. Never do anything truly good, don’t try to live a productive life, because that makes you guilty of that extra-special sin, “hypocrisy.” Humans are only decent enough to know their place; the pinnacle of our glory is reached when we wipe our butts with one sheet at a time, buy up our carbon credit vouchers, and sip from eco-cups. The only other good things we can do have to do with not doing things, like defending our families with guns, building companies, cutting down trees, and kicking Saddam Hussein’s ass. Human decency that actually means something, that can really help people — out of the question. Off the turf. Out of bounds. That’s the liberal position.

Give some thought to accommodating them; this could be good.

Animal Farm, by George Orwell, Chapter III:

The mystery of where the milk went to was soon cleared up. It was mixed every day into the pigs’ mash. The early apples were now ripening, and the grass of the orchard was littered with windfalls. The animals had assumed as a matter of course that these would be shared out equally; one day, however, the order went forth that all the windfalls were to be collected and brought to the harness-room for the use of the pigs. At this some of the other animals murmured, but it was no use. All the pigs were in full agreement on this point, even Snowball and Napoleon. Squealer was sent to make the necessary explanations to the others.

“Comrades!” he cried. “You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for YOUR sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples. Do you know what would happen if we pigs failed in our duty? Jones would come back! Yes, Jones would come back! Surely, comrades,” cried Squealer almost pleadingly, skipping from side to side and whisking his tail, “surely there is no one among you who wants to see Jones come back?”

Now if there was one thing that the animals were completely certain of, it was that they did not want Jones back. When it was put to them in this light, they had no more to say. The importance of keeping the pigs in good health was all too obvious. So it was agreed without further argument that the milk and the windfall apples (and also the main crop of apples when they ripened) should be reserved for the pigs alone.

TAMI

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

I got her permission to re-post this from the e-mails. And this doesn’t have anything to do with our previous discussion about how the chicks use parentheses; TAMI is not abusing them nearly as badly as that phony-male Palin-hater guy. She’s got the balls he’s missing. So don’t go there. I asked permission to re-post this because it’s two paragraphs of pure awesome, and she has my full support, girly-parentheses and all.

I am (as my blog plainly states) a mom in support of Sarah Palin. I’m not a columnist, I’m not a professional blogger. I’m a Sarah Palin. I don’t say that to in any way equate myself to the caliber of person that Sarah is, but rather to say that she motivated women like little ole me to throw my two cents into the blogosphere during the election (and beyond) because I desperately wanted to do SOMETHING to make a difference! I am sure there ARE those who support her just because she is charismatic, or because she is beautiful, or whatever the case may be…but anyone I’ve met thus far who supports Sarah supports her because they believe, with all their hearts, in the cause of conservatism. They believe in what is right, and good and true and they want what our founding Fathers wanted for this great nation. They believe that Sarah Palin is an honest woman, who IS who she claims to be. They believe she stands for what is RIGHT, and that is why they support her. I am in a situation here in south Fl where the local paper has covered my blog a few times, and when they have done so, they are boycotted locally because they would report and give credence to such a horrible message as the one put forth on Moms 4 Sarah Palin. They attack me personally. They are unable to attack the message in any way. They cannot.

I am proud that I have the freedom, and have been given the opportunity, to spread the word about Sarah Palin. I may not always be the best writer, I may not always do things as professionally as some others who are backed by some sort of funding, but as long as I have the ability, I will give of my time, between teaching my child here at home and being the best wife and mom I can be, to write and spread the word about not only what is going on with Sarah politically…but to educate others on Conservatism, the real history of this incredible nation, and what she once stood for. On occasion, I might even throw in my two cents on what Obama’s doing, but that became frustrating very quickly as much as he’s overloaded the system!

TAMI is speaking on behalf of me, several others, and dare I say it a slumbering giant that will be slumbering not too much longer. At least, for the good of the nation, I hope that’s true. Check out more of her work here.