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Tired of the Charade, Pretending it’s My Problem

Friday, July 10th, 2009

Well, did it again. Offended another liberal friend.

It’s a dicey, personal subject and I don’t like to vent about such a thing on the innerwebs…even on my own, personal pages, which as we’ve said many-a-time before — altogether now — nobody reads anyway. But this time, the aggrieved party was sufficiently gracious to explain her feelings very early on. Not so early that she behaved with consistency. But early enough that it’s pretty simple to retrace what happened here.

I wanted to know if we had a wager in effect about the 2010 midterms. Or if our first upcoming bet was about the President being re-elected.

She presented a chart showing the public debt (as a proportion of GDP) has been going up when Republicans were office, and down when democrats were in office, from Truman onward anyway.

I questioned which party had Congress during those times, and sent her the chart exploring where the debt is projected to go from here-on-out.

She sent back a soothingly scolding retort observing that she “must have hit a nerve,” counseling me that her husband likes to argue but she does not.

How else do I put this? I’m tired of pretending it’s my problem. I understand good manners involve one side acting completely guilty and the other side acting completely innocent. I understand the protocol expected is for the righty-tighty to leap, chest-downward, on the grenade. I understand the expectation is to repeat the scene where Tom Sawyer gets the whipping so Becky whats-her-name’s glorious butt cheeks remain unscathed. I get all that.

I’m just tired of doing it. It comes down to something very simple. ONLY LIBERALS CAN PRESENT “FACTS” WITHOUT BECOMING EVIL.

So I replied as courteously as I possibly could. Bearing in mind, on the previous installment I did tease, and perhaps that didn’t go over as positively as I thought it would. Clearly I had done something unintentionally abrasive. But I’m tired of ignoring the elephant in the room, and the elephant in the room is this: The abrasive thing I did was to present factual evidence incompatible with the desirable trope. I presented some hard numbers that would compel a newcomer to at least remain open to an alternative point of view. That was my infraction. And I’m tired of pretending otherwise. Did I mention how tired I am of it?

Uh oh, I was genuinely afraid of that. The wise thing, I think, would be for me to let that go without comment, but it occurs to me that this would be dismissive on my part…perhaps even unfriendly. And that is not my aim. So I think the well-mannered thing to do here is to offer one of the half-apologies, so meaningless when offered by politicians, perhaps more genuine when exchanged among friends: To the extent my remarks caused offense, I apologize.

Let us endeavor not to repeat that type of exchange again. Lord knows it’s taken me long enough to learn my lesson(s). But I’m going to need some assistance from your class, the one that continues to be offended. Be consistent — FACTS ARE IN OR FACTS ARE OUT. Just call it my own personal weakness: I can’t deal with this rapid oscillation…your charts and graphs are wonderfully educating, mine drip with bile, make no point, instantly cause the exchange to turn ugly.

Xxxxxx and I have been making a habit out of watching “Boston Legal” reruns. The show has earned a stellar reputation for presenting both sides of the most contentious issues of the day. I have found it to be entertaining, and we have plowed our way through quite a few of them. After twenty thirty or so, I turned to Xxxxxx and said, sadly, “you know…I don’t think I’ve seen a single conservative idea expressed on this program, at least the way someone sympathetic to it would look at it, even one single time. So why do people give it high marks for presenting both sides?” After watching some more episodes it became clear: There are a lot of liberals out there who think this is what “honestly arguing both sides” looks like. They only want their side presented. The other side is just supposed to be lampooned. They don’t think there is a school of thought on the other side of the fence, there’s just lecherous old men who like to sexually harass the office help and shoot people.

And then I realized all those times Xxxxxxx Xxxxxx came into the office, wanting to engage me in an even-handed, open-minded, highbrow dialogue about politics — I really did violate rules of etiquette, from his point of view. Presenting hard information that illustrated why people had a different take on things, which is exactly what he was supposed to be wanting me to do, was an act of incivility. Wasn’t what I was supposed to be doing. I was supposed to just sit there like Denny Crane and say things to make myself look foolish.

Like I said, if you want a conversation to go that way you need to explain the rules at the outset. People are NOT going to anticipate them; it isn’t as natural as you seem to think it is…You’re a decent person, and it seems you’re trying to form a bridge between two worlds that aren’t compatible. Not between conservatives & liberals, but between people who are destructive, and people who aren’t.

The conservatives & liberals, once they form an honest and decent respect for how the other side “ticks,” can respectfully get along with each other. The destructive and not-destructive…not so much. Anyway. Now you know, save the charts for people who aren’t likely to have something else to show you in return. Really sorry if I upset you.

Now on this one, like I said it’s crystal clear what happened. She presented fact, I presented fact, and wham-bam oh dear now we’re in something that has just turned ugly. It isn’t too hard to infer from that how things work: I can’t present fact. You can’t draw any other conclusion.

But this is one of the easier exchanges. I brought up the conversation. Sometimes, it’s the liberal that brings things up. What to do? I shouldn’t have said anything. If she offered some illusion of being interested in commenting on current events, I should have, for her benefit, doubted her. That is what I should have done. I recognized the dichotomy at work, demanded that she clarify the rules, and simultaneously offered my counterpoint. Obviously, that wasn’t good enough. I should have stood my ground on that virtual-disclosure-form, demanded something equivalent to a signature on it, before I said one single thing. Or sidestepped the entire thing altogether. Apparently, what was required of me, was nothing less than one of those two things.

Or go the Crane route: Sip some scotch, polish a shotgun, and make some comments about shooting people. Fit into the stereotype, in other words.

We have an entire generation of decent, otherwise-intellectually-capable people — actually multiple generations! — who have been lulled into thinking they have mentally noodled something out. Vote for this Replacement Jesus, get-on-board, be-a-part-of-this-thing…oh and here’s a cherry-picked graph, or statistic, that makes it look like the outcome of a deliberate cognitive process. Presto. They’re all rocket scientists and they know what they’re doin’. But they cannot withstand an idea that doesn’t fit in, even if it’s better supported. They cannot withstand a challenge to what they have decided to do..either the outcome of it, or the way it was decided. They cannot withstand any doubts about their inner decency, or the decency of their iPresident, or Mouthy Joe.

Cumulatively, all those things add up to the problem that cannot be mentioned in polite company: They cannot withstand anything. They want to “good-naturedly” talk some politics. Until they don’t.

“Populations That We Don’t Want to Have Too Many of”

Friday, July 10th, 2009

That’s right. A sitting Associate Justice on the Supreme Court thinks a preposition is a perfectly wonderful thing to end a sentence with. But then maybe there’s something else about that sentence that strikes you as a little odd.

Draw your own conclusions. Ruth Bader Ginsburg, discussing the 1980 Supreme Court decision Harris v. McRae, which forbids the use of Medicaid for abortions. Excerpted, from NY Times Mag, without further comment…

Yes, the ruling about that surprised me. Frankly I had thought that at the time Roe [v. Wade] was decided, there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we don’t want to have too many of. So that Roe was going to be then set up for Medicaid funding for abortion. Which some people felt would risk coercing women into having abortions when they didn’t really want them. But when the court decided McRae, the case came out the other way. And then I realized that my perception of it had been altogether wrong. [emphasis mine]

We learn of this via Ed Whalen, via Creative Minority, via Deacon’s Bench, via blogger friend Rick.

Boortz is Desperate

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

The Radio Show To Whom Everybody Listens…doesn’t seem to think it’s getting quite enough attention quite yet. So The Blog That Nobody Reads will help the old man out. He’s given us a lot of material over the years, it’s the least we can do.

The Talkmaster pleads his case —

Selling Dumb Ideas

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Inspired by the post immediately previous, and the realization that our President has revived a campaign slogan for unthinking dolts to sell a dumb idea that He knows He cannot sell by appealing to reason and common sense — I decided to retitle the page called How To Make Large Numbers Of Some Reasonable People Do Dumb Things, Without Taking Any Responsibility For Telling Them To Do Any Of It.

The title, in spite of its length, wasn’t quite an accurate description of the contents inside. So I came up with something longer for a title, and completely re-wrote the contents. This page ranks pretty high on my list of pages that just might, possibly, with time, perhaps, morph into a real live book…maybe…but I’m not completely serious about that so I’m not afraid to expose the material to a public viewing. It’s not like it hasn’t been exposed already anyway. I’m not coming up with something new, I’m just describing something we see every month, every week, every day…

How To Motivate Large Numbers of People To Do a Dumb Thing, Without Anyone Associating the Dumb Thing With Your Name Later On.

StupidityWhether we like it or not, it would appear this “skill” is to become the lifeblood of our future generations. I see a tomorrow in which, if you can pull this off, you get to live under a roof, reproduce, and eat; if you can’t then you don’t, don’t and don’t. I see a future in which we systematically ostracize, throughout a process that involves many stages, anyone lacking the ability to do this.

So anyone who can’t do it, better learn how.

This is not to say I think all hope is lost — although anyone following the link could be forgiven for concluding I do possess such a pessimistic outlook. I really don’t. People, in my mind, are capable of some wonderful things when they put their minds to it…but their default state is not to put their minds to it. You could say I have a very “Christian” view of mankind’s default state. Our default mindset is nonsensical, dysfunctional, blighted. Once we get into groups to share our ignorance, the stupidity exponentially grows…like, for instance, twenty people are four times as likely to fall for obvious nonsense as ten people would be.

Once reminded of our failings, to the point where we snap out of this stupor-of-stupid, that’s when we can do things that are good.

Lately, it isn’t happening. But with time and a healthy sense of fatigue, it will. Keep your chin up.

In the meantime, gaze upon the stupidity rolling forth with as healthy an outlook as you can. Keep the eyeball-roll…we are all mortal, we are all flawed, we are all descended from she who took the apple from the snake, and he who chomped away at it. Find humor where you can. Record what you see for posterity.

If you are like me, you were taught in public school that Franklin Roosevelt heroically ended the Great Depression with his bold policy reforms. Now we’re living through exactly the same events all over again. I don’t know about you, but I’ve been flabbergasted at how less flattering these things when you’re seeing them up close, as a contemporary, without the rose-tinting effect of “history” and her biased, dirty “progressive” lens. It’s really amazing to me the substandard quality of the fertilizer being sold, and ordered up in huge quantities, right now.

You know what sums it up better than anything? That protest sign I saw from a tea party protest…somewhere…damn my laziness, I didn’t record a link to it…

How Can Debt Be The Problem AND The Solution??

Says it all.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Flag Day, 2009

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Via American Geek (two years ago).

That Old Spirit

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Although I perceive there would be a passionate disagreement between sides roughly equal in number over whether it’s a good thing, I further perceive there would have to be near-unanimous agreement that the spirit captured in the poster below is, today, either dead or slumbering. With our President flying around apologizing to seemingly everyone for seemingly everything, and not breathing so much as a peep of request for apologies to come back in the other direction, we’re just a little bit too Jean-Luc Picard-ish to comprehend the not-terribly-complicated concept of destroying those who would destroy you, so something else more worthy can be created or preserved. Our mood is just a tad bit too kum-ba-ya for that this year.

Kum-ba-ya does have its place, I’ll admit. Occasionally in human history, perhaps a war here & there might have taken place solely because two sides, both otherwise intent on preventing it from taking place, failed to take the time to understand each other. But with the science-fiction luxury of launching and then inspecting alternate timelines and alternate universes, I submit one would eventually discover this to be an exceedingly rare scenario. I haven’t even heard anyone take the time or effort to argue the point in any specific instance, except of course for the invasion of Iraq, and that was far from an intellectual argument. Just mob-protests and bullying. “Sanctions will work, war won’t,” they said. Sanctions had been tried; they didn’t work. War worked. They sneer at the “Mission Accomplished” banner and demand that I join them in heckling it. Saddam and his sons are dead and cold in the ground, where they should be. Why should I be heckling that sign?

But the real debate we ought to be having, it seems to me, is — how primitive does an antagonistic entity have to be, before some thought is put into perhaps reviving the old spirit? Before even our most rabid peaceniks are forced to acknowledge that maybe, just maybe, kum-ba-ya is not the answer to everything? You can’t negotiate with a crazed mountain lion that’s already tasted human flesh, for example.

Could the peaceniks, those who demand all others negotiate, compromise, find common ground on things, be somehow persuaded to follow their own advice? Could they ever deign to accept, or merely contemplate, the concept that perhaps there is a spectrum of enemies, some of whom could be constructively brought to negotiation tables, others of whom, perhaps, could not? Where do the sharks embroiled in a feeding frenzy fit into that? Where does Kim Jong-Il?

Should that old fighting spirit be retired to the ash bin of history forever? Unconditionally? No matter who arises to confront us on the world’s stage next year? In the next century? Regardless of where they fit on that enemy-spectrum? How strong is our commitment to this sanctions-over-war Jean-Luc-Picard mindset? How strong should it be?

Seems to me that’s the question we should be trying to answer.

One has to wonder why those lovers of moderation, compromise and endless talks, those haters of extremism in all its forms, have left it up to me to be the first one to ask it. How’d that happen?

Lessons of the Great Depression

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

I’d just like to point out that “Government Plans to Meddle in the Economy, That Worked” is in my collection of really thin books, sandwiched somewhere between “Movies Made From Video Games That Don’t Suck” and “Well-Known Liberal Women I Wish I Could Date.” There are forty books crammed in that one section of my bookshelf, but you can whip through every single word while waiting for a pot of coffee if you’re quick enough flipping ’em open.

Hat tip to Maggie’s Farm.

President Bush is Wildly Cheered…

Monday, April 6th, 2009

…as he throws out the first ball for the Texas Rangers.

Lots of folks miss him and are willing to say so.

A whole lot more, miss him and are not willing to say so.

Hat tip: Ace.

I Made a New Word XXV

Friday, February 27th, 2009

Bar•a•tio (n.)

Fractional number between zero and one.

The number of people who, back in November, wanted “to be a part of this” and were all filled with “hope,” talking and talking and talking about how they wanted “change”…goes on the bottom.

The number of people now willing to admit that was a mistake, goes on the top. Then you divide. The resulting quotient is your Baratio.

Now approaching one, I daresay.

And here, I learn via a whole bunch of e-mails, is the bumper sticker that captures it very nicely. Wherever the Baratio needed to go in order to make this a viable commercial venture, it would seem…it is now there.

Link behind the pic goes to where you can place an order.

It is Pro-Abortion, Not Pro-Choice

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Just getting the reminder out there.

It just serves as yet another example that many feminists, while they claim they are “fighting” for choice, want absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with choice. They want to dictate. Women are supposed to make the choices that feminists say they should make, and that’s all there is to it. Feminists are pro-abortion, and therefore, any single woman (and let’s face it, the married ones, too) who chooses to keep her baby is treated as if she’s somehow a traitor to the cause. Being pro-abortion isn’t good enough; you’ve got to actually have them. It isn’t about letting abortion be legal. Feminists want women to be having abortions, and the mere mention of keeping it is terrible. On top of that, Hollywood suddenly had some kind of aneurysm and made not one, but two pro-life movies, and feminists are shrieking with outrage. No promoting pregnancies positively, right?

Ann at Feministing just loves, in italics, Neko Case, for doling out instructions to pregnant women to “just have the abortion…just have it and get on with your life.”

So let’s just make sure we’re clear on that. I think we can all agree that people who are truly concerned with “choice” and “freedom” aren’t going to be quite so excited or exuberant about making sure everyone does things the same way. We can agree on that with issues that aren’t related to abortion…logic therefore dictates, when the subject is abortion, the same rules apply. You’re either cool with people making their own decisions about things, or you’re not.

And the hardcore feminists seem to agree there’s something horrible and awful about the way these movies turned out.

Adkisson

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Some context.

It’ll be interesting watching the talking points emerge on this one, now that any speculation on Mr. Adkisson’s motives has been effectively removed from dispute or doubt. If memory serves, the talking points for OK City were “Right-Wing Talk Radio Is Fueling Hatred And It Has To Stop”…and for September 11 it was “We Need To Stop These Policies That Are Making People Mad At Us Around the World.” Complete 180-degree opposite reactions.

I’m reasonably sure how this one’s gonna shake out. Atkisson’s letter makes it clear he got all ticked off at “liberals.” Any call for liberals to cease and desist in these things that make people angry, for their own protection? Don’t be a silly-willy; you only engage in that kind of propaganda to get those hated, zionist, Israel-sympathetic “neocons” out of power. This is gonna be more like…oh dear, the liberals are under attack, their ideas must be absolutely right, we’d better do everything they say.

Even though we’re already doing just that.

And stop those damnable right-wing bloggers from their blogging. They’re getting people hurt! And more gun control please. Anyway, that’s how I’m calling it. We’ll see.

Reagan/Obama Debate

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Thanks to Texas Rainmaker for this one.

This mindset continues to confuse me…

1. Conservatives aren’t good people because we’re greedy.
2. Liberals aren’t like us, they aren’t greedy; that makes them better people.
3. Once elected to positions of power, liberals make the country better by making a bunch of wonderful new rules and “inspiring” people to do wonderful things.
4. And as Joe Biden pointed out, paying more taxes makes you more patriotic.

If these things represent inherent and intrinsic goodness, which liberal-minded people already have, why do they have to wait for that liberal guy to get elected? Why was Tom Daschle in all this trouble for not knowing his car-benefit was taxable — why would that be an issue? Why did Tim Geithner forget about his tax obligations? Why not just go ahead and pay it? Aren’t good people like them sending enormous checks in to the Treasury, on top of the tax liability rightly or wrongly computed for that year, to show what wonderful people they are?

Magnificent Bastards

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

One of ’em stuck a nasty crawly bug thing in Chekov’s ear, the other one gutted Mel Gibson like a fish.

Something’s going on in the afterlife. The Good Lord needed some wonderful, talented actors who specialize in playing rotten creepy jerks.

Smooth sailing, guys. Movie business isn’t gonna be the same without you.

McGoohan obit
Montalban obit
“Magnificent Bastard” television/movie trope

The New Deal and the Depression

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Comin’ around, comin’ around, comin’ around some more. Economists are starting to figure it out.

It’s a pretty important issue, now that everything is being repeated. And I mean everything. The economic conditions, the political events, how the two tie into each other.

Some mistakes are bound to be repeated. The big ones don’t have to be; not all of ’em.

Cassy on the Post-November Patriots

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Cassy’s back, feeling better hopefully, and she has some words for the folks instructing the rest of us to love the country, with them, only now that His Hopey-Changey-ness has been elected President.

What’s really pathetic is how for [Julianne] Malveaux, and many liberals like her, their love for their country is wrapped up in which politicians are running the place at the moment. Yet they howl in outrage if you question their patriotism, as if conditional love is just as good as unconditional love. Maybe I, a conservative in Flyover Country, am some kind of freak or something, but I love my country all the time. I love my country regardless of who is currently in office, I love my country for the good and the bad, and I will always fight for her. I don’t need to have a President with an (R) next to his name to love my country, nor does he have to be a specific race, gender, or religion for me to love her.

It says much worse about Julianne Malveaux than it does about America that her love for her country, and seemingly her self-worth as well, is dependant on a politician. I’m guessing as soon as Obama leaves office, she’ll just sink back into despair and victimhood, right?

Couldn’t agree more. There is something sickening about a fair-weather friendship. It doesn’t fill me with hopey-changeyness and I don’t think it makes anybody else too hopeful about anything either.

Now’s the time to push back. Let’s make it a bipartisan pushback. Patriotism, after all, knows no political season. Not in any country, and most definitely not in this one…

Rob Roy: Movie Greatness

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Rob RoyJeffrey Perren of the Atlas Society pays homage to one of the world cinema’s most underrated films.

At bottom, it is a straightforward story. Rob Roy, an early 18th century Scottish leader is seeking to better his lot in life and that of his clansman. He borrows a thousand pounds (about $1 million in today’s currency) from a local Scottish Lord, Montrose, in order to invest in and herd cattle to market.

In short order, conniving Killearn (his ‘factor’ or accountant) and bastard whoremonger and wastrel gambler, the foppish Archie, cook up a scheme to steal the money and blame the theft on Rob’s close friend, Alan McDonald.

It is movie greatness because the hero, Robert Roy MacGregor, is tall, clean, pure, strong…and flawed. There’s one Big Bad and two Dragons. It is a child’s fairy tale…except dealing with real, adult, grown-up finance and credit headaches.

If you drag this classic home from Hollywood Video on a Friday night, and that night your credit card company or your auto loan company or your mortgage company calls asking about your next payment — do yourself a favor. Watch something else until Sunday night.

It’s a story about a middle-class man, saturated with honor, finding himself in miserable financial straights anyway. About the financial entanglements of great and powerful but flawed men, ruining the lives of humble but more honorable men.

And it has a vicious rape scene. And a powerful final duel, in which a DRCJ gets sliced in half the wrong way. Okay, I’ve said way too much. Go get that movie. Uh…don’t watch it Monday through Thursday. You’ll want to make a special event out of this. Tiger shrimp on the gas grill, on kabobs, with lime juice. Best chardonnay you can get. Pop this baby in. It’s a real treat. Trust me.

Oh, and if, at the end of it, you don’t think Tim Roth is not richly deserving of a marble statue in his likeness in a town square somewhere — you are absolutely tasteless. You deserve to see your lands raided, your home burned to the ground, you dog and your kid brother shot by Englishmen, your wife violated, your cattle slaughtered, and your flesh cut to ribbons one scratch at a time. Blarney.

Moonbat Alert

Monday, October 13th, 2008

In the same spirit as the post previous: Those who have so much better judgment than I do about politics and how humans should live together in a civilized society, are so smart, they need help getting the word out about their smartness.

Behold the cool-headed clear thinking and luminous wisdom of “McCain” commenting at Rick’s place.

McCain’s problem is not that he doesn’t understand, it is that he picked the wrong party this time around.

Bush and the Neocons have bankrupt our economy, constitution, world stature and too many parts of the American way of life.

(quick… what is the fear, I mean, security threat color level today?) Bin Laden GOT what he wanted when the US pulled out of Saudi Arabia. (one week before “Mission Accomplished”)

James A Baker ( “I fixed the Election for Bush”) was first in line to DEFEND the Saudis against lawsuitsfor the 9/11 attacks. The Operation Iraqi Liberation (OIL) was NEVER about Saddam as a threat, or WMD but controlling (slowing!) the flow of oil to keep the Texas Mafia in the money. ( windfall profits $300+ Billion for the US Oil Companies in the first three years after OIL.) Saddam was pissing them off by turning off and on the oil spigot and they couldn’t keep the price where they wanted.

( Wake up there is lots of oil but they have to keep YOU believing that there is a shortage so you swallow the $3.99 /gal)

The connections between the Bush/Cheney/Baker crew and the real home of America haters, the Saudis, are criminal. McCain was not their poster boy, to be sure, but he fell in line during the campaign. ( He said on Meet the Press,” I agree with GW”, big mistake for an eventual “change” campaign)

You have to enjoy the irony of the Welfare Daddies now on Wall Street. You know the fox has been watching the hen house when it has melted down to the point that the many conservative voices are calling for Nationalization of our banks. But fortunately the genius W. has enlightened us that “it turns out that these economic factors are interrelated” and ” its a house of cards” . Thanks Capt. Obvious. (I would love to see the polling of how many Americans think the Federal Reserve is a branch of the govt. vs. a private corp.)

The people who are still spewing the hate against Obama, I need to ask how this “dangerous sleeper cell” got into the US Senate! Where were you to “save” us before he got access to all of capitol hill…? If you knew all this important information, I think it was very unpatriotic of you to keep it secret until now.

What ? oh… you just made it up as he got closer to the White House. And why is McCain holding out on how to get Bin Laden, (“I know how to get him”). Is that “Country First”

I’ve read both OBama’s and McCain’s books and it is obvious to me that ONE worked his way up, like many of YOUR forefathers (“that one”) and ONE rode both Admiral’s coattails along for the party. (How many Nominees have strippers mentioned as part of their past at the national convention?) How many pilots in the military crash three jets and still get reinstated? Only when the base you are on is named after your granddaddy.

I do not think Obama is the messiah or anything close, I also am not stupid enough to think the decline of the US in the world can or will be reversed. But it is obvious that John McCain, when he gets under pressure starts to act mean and erratic.

He has moved too far in line with the Bush/Cheney admin. and he has no where to go to find votes except to send his Barracuda into the hills with her winking fear message. But even these people have seen the price of shotgun shells double since they “elected” W. last time. I’ve even heard that some of them think the (R) stands for Recession, probably just a MSM rumor.

Palin’s foreign policy “experience”, watching Putin fly over the Matanuska Valley, is the joke of the free world. Although she only just got a passport, she does have the distinct advantage of speaking in tongues, which should come in handy with any “End Times” world leaders she may encounter.

It is also interesting to see John McCain’s wife hit Obama with “walk in my shoes” rhetoric, but I would bet Obama would not know what to do with a $3500 pair of Manolo Blahnik’s and I’m sure the chill that went through her was a Percocet post- addiction flashback.

It’s over… unless Diebold can fire up their executable files one more time and if they do, it will be appropriate as the the US Executive Branch will turns into the equivilant of a Reality Show.

I can see it now ” Tune in this week, As Cindy gives us decorating tips with Dale Chihuly blowing Anheuser Busch bottles into $20,000 door prizes for your next fundraiser, and Sarah, gives us a tour of the new rabbit hutches at Number One Observatory Circle and we”ll accompany John to his anger management class where he tries to pick up the counselor.”

John McCain…do something really maverickesque and suspend your campaign permanently.

McCain’s problem is not that he doesn’t understand, it is that he picked the wrong party this time around. After straddling the fence for years , Mr “Not Congeniality” finally had to take one side of the dodge ball court. He would have had a better chance of forming the “hermaphrodite” party and picking Joe Lieberman.

Bush and the Neocons have bankrupt our economy, constitution, world stature and too many parts of the American way of life. (quick… what is the fear, I mean, security threat color level today?) Bin Laden GOT what he wanted when the US pulled out of Saudi Arabia. (one week before “Mission Accomplished”)

James A Baker (appointed to re-structure Iraq debt by the president of Iraq….George Bush) was first in line to DEFEND the Saudis against lawsuits for the 9/11 attacks. The Operation Iraqi Liberation (OIL) was NEVER about Saddam as a threat, or WMD but controlling (slowing!) the flow of oil to keep the Texas Mafia in the money. ( windfall profits $300+ Billion for the US Oil Companies in the first three years after OIL.) Saddam was pissing them off by turning off and on the oil spigot and they couldn’t keep the price where they wanted. (Wake up, there is lots of oil but they have to keep YOU believing that there is a shortage so you swallow the $3.XX /gal)

The connections between the Bush/Cheney/Baker/Rummy crew and the real home of America haters, the Saudis, are criminal. McCain was not their poster boy, to be sure, but he fell in line during the campaign. ( He said on Meet the Press,” I agree with GW”, big mistake for an eventual “change” campaign)

You have to enjoy the irony of the Welfare Daddies now on Wall Street. You KNOW the fox has been watching the hen house when it has melted down to the point that many conservative voices are calling for Nationalization of our banks. When you have to write into law (Google: Phil Gramm CFMA 2000 ) that Credit Default Swaps are “not subject to any local or state gambling laws,” that should be a red flag. ( “stop whining,” they were trying to put your Social Security on the Roulette Table.)

But fortunately, the genius W. has enlightened us that “it turns out that these economic factors are interrelated” and ” its a house of cards” . Thanks Capt. Obvious. (I would love to see a survey of how many Americans think the Federal Reserve is a branch of the govt. vs. a private corp.)

The people who are still spewing the hate against Obama, I need to ask how this “dangerous sleeper cell” got into the U.S. Senate! Where were you to “save” us before he got access to all of capitol hill…? If you knew all this important information, I think it was very unpatriotic of you to keep it secret until now. What ? oh… you just made it up as he got closer to the White House. And why is McCain holding out on how to get Bin Laden, (“I know how to get him”). Is that “Country First”. When you withhold information about the Security of the USA….I think there is a word in the law books for that.

I’ve read both OBama’s and McCain’s books and it is obvious to me that ONE worked his way up, like many of YOUR forefathers (“that one”) and ONE rode both Admiral’s coattails along for the party. (How many Presidential Nominees have strippers mentioned as part of their intro at the national convention?) How many pilots in the military crash three or is it four jets and still get reinstated? Only when the base you’re landing at is named after your Granddaddy.

I do not think Obama is the messiah or anything close, I also am not stupid enough to think the decline of the US in the world can or will be reversed. But it is obvious that John McCain, when he gets under pressure starts to act mean and erratic.

He has moved too far in line with the Bush/Cheney admin. and he has no where to go to find votes except to send his Barracuda into the hills with her winking fear message. Hey, even these people have seen the price of shotgun shells double since they “elected” W. last time. I’ve even heard that some of them think the (R) stands for Recession, probably just a MSM rumor. American’s are in their own economic “shock and awe” and that fear mongering message is being drowned out by the bill collectors ringing. Palin’s foreign policy “experience”, watching Putin fly over the Matanuska Valley, is the joke of the free world. But I have to admit, although she only just got a passport, she does have the distinct advantage of speaking in tongues, which should come in handy with any “End Times” world leaders she may encounter. Take that Rosetta Stone.

It is also interesting to see Cindy McCain hit Obama with “walk in my shoes” rhetoric, but I would bet Obama would not know what to do with a $3500 pair of Manolo Blahnik’s and I’m sure the chill that went through her was a Percocet post- addiction flashback.

It’s over…Obama will win… unless Diebold can fire up their executable files one more time and guarantee Mccain a win. If they do, The USA will dive like a Hanoi civilian bombing raid. I’m not saying I wouldn’t be curious to see that train wreck…I ADMIT that is why I watch NASCAR. With all the cameras and surveillance Cheney has installed in the White House before his departure, I’m sure a full scale Reality Show would be a cinch. Imagine a Reality show about the McCain /Palin Executive Branch…too bad “Big Brother” has already been taken for a title.

I can see it now ” Tune in this week, As Cindy gives us decorating tips with Dale Chihuly blowing Anheuser Busch bottles into $20,000 door prizes for your next fundraiser, and Sarah, gives us a tour of the new Queen Anne style rabbit hutches at Number One Observatory Circle AND we”ll accompany Pres John to his anger management class where he tries to pick up the counselor, but gets shot down again.

OK, that was just for me…

When I was young, my dad told me one thing about politics… It is a pendulum that will swing back after it has been pushed too far one direction. That sound you hear is the pendulum at warp speed.

If you really want to make history John McCain…do something really maverickesque and suspend your campaign permanently.

Much to learn…I still have…

Skepticism of Palin Growing

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Well now, isn’t that special.

Skepticism of Palin Growing, Poll Finds
By Jon Cohen and Jennifer Agiesta
Washington Post Staff Writers
Thursday, October 2, 2008; Page A01

With the vice presidential candidates set to square off today in their only scheduled debate, public assessments of Sarah Palin’s readiness have plummeted, and she may now be a drag on the Republican ticket among key voter groups, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll.

I was just trying to remember I saw a headline similar to “Skepticism of Obama Growing” — since, I think it is fair to say, on more than one occasion skepticism of Obama has grown.

Can’t recall. Not a single example comes to mind. Can’t recall skepticism of Biden growing, either.

In early September, independents offered a divided verdict on Palin’s experience; now they take the negative view by about 2 to 1. Nearly two-thirds of both independent men and women in the new poll said Palin has insufficient experience to run the White House.

Obama was able for the first time to crack the 50 percent mark, albeit barely, on whether he has the experience to be president following Friday’s presidential debate, and the question is one of Palin’s central challenges as she prepares to face Biden in prime time before a national television audience.

We seem to have a lot of people who are deciding whether someone’s qualified to be President, based on performance in a debate. I wonder if they think that’s appropriate, or whether they’re being shoehorned into this behavior by the nature of the question being asked.

I’d sure like to see a poll about that. I’ve seen Presidents do an awful lot of things in my lifetime, and very few of those things have had anything to do with performance in a debate. About the closest thing I can think of, is giving a scripted speech, and I think most people would agree Palin has shown herself more competent than most in that department — certainly more competent than Joe Biden.

Now, if this was the Athenian Republic, and we were watching practiced philosophers “debate” in an amphitheater somewhere with accepted rules and protocols about what does & does not objectively count as a hit — intellectually, not emotionally — then, I’d say, the debate format would show more promise as a temperature-check about whether a candidate is “ready.” But…that isn’t what modern-day debates do, and I think most people understand that.

But you know what poll question would really count here? How much confidence do you have, Mister Voter, that the methods we use to pick our Presidents has some overlap with what exactly our country needs out of those people after they’re sworn in. I’d enjoy even more seeing that plotted across time, since about 1984. It’s at an all-time low, I expect.

And if that’s the case, there arises the necessity of asking these poll respondents if they think Palin is missing the intellectual acumen to actually serve as a competent President, or is missing the viable political aptitudes necessary to becoming one. Ah well, if it’s the latter of those, this slobbering Palin fan is more than ready to ‘fess up to having lost confidence in the last couple of weeks. But what would that mean, exactly?

And even that, has its problems. Sarah Palin is not a failure at the game of politics by any means; her approval rating, even cited by those ideologically hostile, is listed at sixty-four, seventy-three, or eighty-six percent. I’m pretty sure you’re not going to see a Governor Morgan Freeberg get an 86% approval rating, no matter what; not if he balances a budget, cures cancer, and kills a grizzly bear with a big knife all on the same day.

How are Joe Biden’s approval ratings in Delaware; are they eighty percent?

What If Columbo Questioned Obama?

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Add my name to the list of folks who wish they thought of it first.

Well, listen, anyways, I can’t seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be ‘locked’ or ‘not available’. I’m sure it’s just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are… … …have them written down here somewhere… oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I’ll just read it to you.

I do have to say I was somewhat surprised not to see the trademark “Oh, and eh…one more little thing.” Well, without that, it’s still all good.

Duffy gets the hat tip.

That’s a Load of Bull

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Dead Man Found With Sodium Cyanide

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Denver News, via LGF, via Ace:

Police confirmed Wednesday that they found about a pound of sodium cyanide in a Denver hotel room where the body of a Canadian man was discovered earlier this week.

Police spokesman John White identified the white powder as sodium cyanide, the crystal form of cyanide. Fire officials say they found a bottle containing about a pound of the white powder, or between a pint and a quart by volume.

An expert told the Denver Post that the amount of cyanide is enough to kill hundreds of people.

The medical examiner’s office said it is awaiting test results to determine whether cyanide killed 29-year-old Saleman Abdirahman Dirie, of Ottawa, Canada.
:
The upscale Burnsley Hotel is about two miles away from the Pepsi Center, where the DNC will be held from Aug. 25-Aug. 27. However, it is not on the list of hotels where delegates are staying.

The last day of the DNC will be held at Invesco Field at Mile High, which is three miles away from the hotel.

One hopes there is just a crapload of stuff they’ve found out about this gentleman and what his plans might have been, that for some reason is not being released to the public. But y’know, I can’t really think of an awful lot of things you can do with a pound of sodium cyanide. And among the things I can think of that you can do, the knowledge that the convention of a major political party was going to be happening within a handful of miles from that hotel, in just a few weeks, doesn’t eliminate any of them.

But profiling is bad…McCarthyism is bad…guilt-by-association is bad. So I suppose, finding out just who this fellow might’ve known, who he might have contacted before showing up in Denver, etc., all that stuff would be just plain wrong.

We have a cultural sensibility that is custom built and made-to-order for a nation that is not under attack. A nation of veal calves. Just how bad that problem is, I guess I’ll get a good feel for that as I make my efforts to follow up on this story. Hope it doesn’t just mysteriously submerge and trail off…I hope not…I hope, contrary to that, I’m going to see a press conference, just chock full of big meaty juicy facts. The public deserves no less. But how much hope am I really holding? Not much.

A Graphic I’d Like to See

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

As long as it isn’t too “graphic.”

Cassy is back from vacation, and she had one observation to make that made me wince, and then wonder…

…Bourbon Street was a wreck. And not from Katrina. It was just shabby, sleazy-looking. There were piles and piles of garbage and sludge — literal sludge — on the sidewalks, in front of the restaurants and shops, and in the street.

I’m about eighty miles inland from San Francisco, which is a little bit different: It’s famous for the human waste matter piled up in the residential areas.

PooI’ve thought, more than once, that when a city decays to the point where fecal matter can be found lying in the public thoroughfares…and then decays some more, to the point where said product is eventually expected to be found there…some point-of-no-return has been reached. I don’t really care if I’m alone in thinking that, but I doubt like hell that I am. You just don’t live where there are piles of fresh wet feces, human or otherwise, staring you in the face. C’mon, get with it man…that’s gross.

So the graphic I’d like to see, is a ranking of major U.S. cities somehow lined up according to how entrenched the liberal democrats are in that area. How much stuff they run, how long they’ve been in charge. Boston and SF on the left side, in the middle you have the cities where they just got in day-before-yesteryear, and on the right side you decent heartland areas that are solidly Republican. And then, overlay that with where the human crap is expected to be found lying out in broad daylight, just looking at you like a lost puppy dog. Measure it in casino odds, I guess…five-to-one or whatever that if you go on a three-mile hike on a random trajectory, you’ll find some poo. Or, poo-piles-per-square-mile. That would be the Y axis of the chart, I guess. Just thinkin’ out loud here…

Because you have to understand where I’m coming from here. I do not like manure lying out where it doesn’t belong. I really don’t. I’m a parent, I’ve put up with past girlfriends and their poorly-trained cats and dogs, and I’ve done my time with misplaced crap. I’m retired. To me, this is like a baseline requirement of any household, county, township or valley that is supposedly ready to have people living in it. Baseline. No paddies. Not unless you handle livestock as part of your daily routine, and then of course only from the livestock. It’s almost like another bullet in the list of attributes any civilized society should have. Kids are toilet-trained early, and until then diapers are changed promptly. If you can’t housebreak a dog, you don’t have one. Poop-be-gone.

So back to the graph of crap out in broad daylight, versus whether the place is managed and run by donks…you know you’d see a defined and distinctive slope. You just know you would.

Pregnancy Pact

Friday, June 20th, 2008

One of our more objectionable radio PSAs extols the virtues of early sex education in the public schools; I can’t remember if that’s the main thrust (sorry!) of what’s being said, or if it’s in passing. The one vivid memory I have about it is where the narrator mentions some kind of a myth that sex education causes an increase in teen pregnancies, “which isn’t true!

I mean, gosh & golly, let’s just forget for a second about whether the possibility exists that a sex education program might promote teen pregnancies, and concentrate on how we go about finding out one way or the other. Just gathering the statistics you’d use to find out…there must be hundreds of ways. Good ways, incompetent ways, ways designed to make it look like this is exactly what happens, ways designed to conceal it. And then there’s common sense — which tells me, sure, such a program has all the potential in the world for putting the teen pregnancy statistic on a steep rise or on a rapid decline. It would have to depend on the content, and the competence of those who run it. You doubt me? Put me in charge. Task me to put together a sex education program guaranteed to cause a baby explosion. I’ll make one guaranteed to work…with my eyes closed. Then have me put together a different one that’ll nip teen pregnancies in the bud. I’m a guy. You’d better believe I can do that too.

So I object to the three words being tossed ’round with no foundation. It’s as if to say, “those other guys are getting their myths out there, we’d better get our myths out there too.” So thanks, Mrs. nameless faceless invisible PSA announcer person, but your authority here is somewhat lacking. I’ll continue to believe that sex ed program have at least the potential of sending teen pregnancies through the freakin’ roof. That seems only reasonable.

Especially when I read things like this…H/T Boortz, although I heard it on the radio the other day.

As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies—more than four times the number of pregnancies the 1,200-student school had last year. Some adults dismissed the statistic as a blip. Others blamed hit movies like Juno and Knocked Up for glamorizing young unwed mothers. But principal Joseph Sullivan knows at least part of the reason there’s been such a spike in teen pregnancies in this Massachusetts fishing town. School officials started looking into the matter as early as October after an unusual number of girls began filing into the school clinic to find out if they were pregnant. By May, several students had returned multiple times to get pregnancy tests, and on hearing the results, “some girls seemed more upset when they weren’t pregnant than when they were,” Sullivan says. All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. “We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” the principal says, shaking his head.

The question of what to do next has divided this fiercely Catholic enclave. Even with national data showing a 3% rise in teen pregnancies in 2006—the first increase in 15 years—Gloucester isn’t sure it wants to provide easier access to birth control. In any case, many residents worry that the problem goes much deeper. The past decade has been difficult for this mostly white, mostly blue-collar city (pop. 30,000). In Gloucester, perched on scenic Cape Ann, the economy has always depended on a strong fishing industry. But in recent years, such jobs have all but disappeared overseas, and with them much of the community’s wherewithal. “Families are broken,” says school superintendent Christopher Farmer. “Many of our young people are growing up directionless.”

The girls who made the pregnancy pact—some of whom, according to Sullivan, reacted to the news that they were expecting with high fives and plans for baby showers—declined to be interviewed. So did their parents. But Amanda Ireland, who graduated from Gloucester High on June 8, thinks she knows why these girls wanted to get pregnant. Ireland, 18, gave birth her freshman year and says some of her now pregnant schoolmates regularly approached her in the hall, remarking how lucky she was to have a baby. “They’re so excited to finally have someone to love them unconditionally,” Ireland says. “I try to explain it’s hard to feel loved when an infant is screaming to be fed at 3 a.m.

The high school has done perhaps too good a job of embracing young mothers. Sex-ed classes end freshman year at Gloucester, where teen parents are encouraged to take their children to a free on-site day-care center. Strollers mingle seamlessly in school hallways among cheerleaders and junior ROTC. “We’re proud to help the mothers stay in school,” says Sue Todd, CEO of Pathways for Children, which runs the day-care center. [bold mine, italics in original]

Blogger friend James Bostwick, whose site does not seem to be online anymore, proffered a hypothesis about the female mind that he called Girls Gone Wild Syndrome — named after the curious phenomenon in which shy girls, self-conscious about flashing so much an innocuous body part as a flabby ankle or a toe with some of the nail polish missing, would suddenly have no reservations at all about ripping the sweater up and flashing the pink puppies once it became The Thing To Do. Simply put, GGWS is good old-fashioned peer pressure, but it’s also the observation that our females are more hooked into it, on average, than the fellas. Boys and girls are both stupid enough to “jump off the bridge if your friends all do it too,” but the boys are a little bit dim on this. They’ll come to the conclusion their social status will suffer if they don’t go along with the crowd, after it’s been made clear to them. Girls have more energy here. They anticipate. When it comes to hopping on a bandwagon, girls are active, boys are passive.

I think what we’re seeing here is GGWS in its purest form, exercised according to its original design. Once you ignore man-made conventions and taboos and concentrate on nature, you see a girl is most likely to sway to and fro according to The Thing To Do, at almost exactly the same minute in which she is most likely to get pregnant. So that’s my theory — GGWS is a trait boys inherit from the girls; and it’s sexual. It has to do with procreation, and it’s an evolutionary trait.

A tribe is hit with famine or disease or war, the numbers of that tribe dwindle, it needs a device for replenishing its numbers and it needs it to work fast. And so getting pregnant is The Thing To Do. Because let’s face it — one young maiden out of the village feels all frisky & froggy, that isn’t going to do a whole lot of good. It takes ‘er nine months, and she can only bust out one or two new tribe members. You’ve got to have a wave; for that, you’ve got to have some groupthink. You need a pregnancy fad. And so humans, in their most primitive form, are built to accommodate pregnancy fads.

Like Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park: Life will find a way.

This kind of groupthink is going to hit the girls hardest, because we guys don’t need it. We’re already in the mood. We’ll poke whatever is ready to be poked. Whatever stands still long enough.

So if my theory is correct, this is something that needs to be understood about sex education programs. That the programs, with all their tolerances and sensitivities and extra accommodations and extra attention, touched off this pregnancy pact, seems indisputable — here. But for the rest of the districts putting them on, I think it would be good to understand the lessons from Gloucester High. Presuming my theory has something to it, the human genome supplied the gasoline and the sex ed program lit the match.

What if my theory is wrong? Then we’ll have to revert back to what we already know for sure: In a school in which “strollers mingle seamlessly in school hallways among cheerleaders,” the cheerleader lacking a stroller will have failed to integrate socially, and in so doing will have brought a sense of utter futility to her expensive (incomplete) cheerleader uniform. She’s going to want to have a stroller to go with. If that supposition hasn’t been lifted out of the realm of what’s subject to dispute and question, it certainly should be. So unfounded protestations from the radio PSAs that sex education programs — good ones, poor ones, imaginative ones, lazy by-the-numbers ones — don’t cause upswings in teen pregnancy trends, would remain most unhelpful. They’d be intellectually lazy at best, and socially disastrous and irresponsible at worst.

News IQ

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

I got 97%. Click my test result to take it yourself.

H/T: Miss Cellania.

Angry Black Women

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Myself, and others, have noticed something that is more-or-less a constant in left-wing talking points. Said talking points have a proclivity for going through the motions of edifying and elucidating, providing information where it did not previously exist, but when you take them apart factually it emerges that the talking points are just instructions to people to think certain things, with veiled and emotionally-charged scoldings directed at those who are not willing to so think. With little or no factual foundation whatsoever.

In response to that, the left-wing intelligentsia has worked overtime to answer this to charge, and little by little, refute it.

Whoops, no, waitaminnit. No they haven’t, and no they aren’t.

Cal Thomas, call your office. You’re in t-r-o-u-b-l-e…………

…wait until you read Thomas’ response to a comment by Jane Hall. Here, she notes that republicans will try to take down Obama by portraying Michelle as an angry black woman.

JANE HALL, AMERICAN UNIVERSITY: I think one way that people who are going to try to defeat Obama is to somehow prove he’s other — he’s not one of us. If they can’t prove he’s a Muslim, then let’s prove his wife is an angry black woman. I think it’s going to get ugly. I don’t think John McCain will sanction it. I think McCain — it’s my opinion he will generally try…

Even though Hall wasn’t suggesting that people ought to portray Michelle as an angry black woman, Cal Thomas seemed to take Jane Hall’s statement as an endorsement of sorts, and here was his utterly reprehensible sexist and racist response to Hall:

THOMAS: I want to pick up on something that Jane said about the angry black woman. Look at the image of angry black women on television. Politically you have Maxine Waters of California, liberal Democrat. She’s always angry every time she gets on television. Cynthia McKinney, another angry black woman. And who are the black women you see on the local news at night in cities all over the country. They’re usually angry about something. They’ve had a son who has been shot in a drive-by shooting. They are angry at Bush. So you don’t really have a profile of non-angry black women.

So now Thomas[,] in addition to smearing Obama, Hillary, and Michelle, smeared all black women as “angry black women,” including such notable angry black women as Maxine Waters, who is “always angry every time she gets on television,” and Cynthia McKinney, who is “just another angry black woman.

Apparently not satisfied with offending just those women, he goes on to smear black newscasters on local news broadcasts as angry black women who “are usually angry about something”; he smears angry black women whose sons have been killed in drive-by shootings; and then he notes matter of factly that black women “are angry at Bush.” Since most black women are democrats, Thomas has just smeared millions of black women as “angry black women.”

So in the parlance of hardcore leftists who write for DailyKOS, “notice” is a verb enjoying synonymous equivalence with “smear.”

You know, I hadn’t…er…noticed it before Cal Thomas pointed it out. But I do have recollections of black women who aren’t angry, and each and every single one of them is a person I know from talking face-to-face. Electronic media is a very different thing, because in that forum there are powerful nameless faceless people who get to decide what I’m ready to see. And for reasons I don’t quite understand — or maybe I do, and that’s a loathsome thought by itself — these nameless faceless people seem to think the black woman I’m ready to see has to be angry, or else I have little interest in seeing her.

So you KOSsacks are upset with Cal Thomas for pointing it out, huh. That’s about as clear a case as can be imagined of killing the messenger. It seems to me your beef ought to be with whoever’s made the decision that such currency is involved in the stereotype of the Angry Black Woman (ABW). Why does this image travel so fast and so far? In fact, does it? Are we really that ready to digest it, or is this a stereotype that’s being foisted onto us?

You know how I see this…dialog…for lack of a better word? It might surprise you how you come across, KOSsacks. Here, you seem to be pretty enthused at times about viewing things from the perspective of other people, let’s show you how it looks from mine.

WATERS, MCKINNEY, M. OBAMA, et al: Grrrrrr!!!!

THOMAS: Huh. Seems whenever someone wants to show me a picture of a black woman, it’s always an angry one.

DAILYKOS: We’ll show you! Grrrrrr!!!!

I mean, that pretty much captures it. Face it — other than thundering away with your well-practiced theatrical indignation, you’re not proving anything here whatsoever.

Unless it’s something like — you don’t have to be black and female to be angry? Is that the point? Or is it the same ol’ same ol’ purely-populist mob-rule “I find this deplorable and can I get an Amen here?”

Frankly, if there’s some other sentiment you’re wishing to trot out into the public venue to have evaluated by others, obsequious rage seems to have fallen away as the preferred vehicle for conveying it. Yeah it’s pretty tough to bust loose from that after half a century of brandishing it as the only tool worth using in your chest. But using one tool in the chest, is a sign of intellectual laziness. Mr. Thomas is indicted, here, by you, for the a crime that is the essence of the exact opposite, which is intellectual vigor; he noticed a pattern, took in some more data, found the pattern to be substantiated, and noted his observations publicly.

So are you deliberately promoting an atmosphere of intellectual laziness and discouraging one of intellectual vigor? Or are you doing it by accident? Either way, it’s rather telling that you could have challenged what he noticed, and instead like a cowardly prairie dog, have chosen to disappear into that mob-rule-hole of “that’s icky, all in favor say aye.”

From where I sit, women of color are counting on someone to engage in an exercise more forensically taxing…and it seems Cal Thomas is the only one who has delivered. I’m not a black woman, angry or otherwise — but I am a white guy and you know what? We have some ugly stereotypes of our own. We can’t jump, we’re klutzy, we don’t know what’s going on and we don’t care, our wives have to do everything for us from vacuuming the carpet to changing the oil in the car, our kids talk back to us and call us by our first names, we’re such spineless cowards that we let ’em…we never admit it when we’re lost…

Believe me. If a nationally televised commentator like Cal Thomas takes the time to point out “look at the image of the klutzy white man” the last thing I’m going to do is be insulted. I’ll probably search my archives to see if he plagiarized some of the things I’ve had to say, and if I found in the affirmative, better than even odds I’d donate the material to the public domain retroactively and write up a brand new post giving him a big gushy thank-you.

Update: Broadband-and-TV company is doing some work on our connection which yesterday went in the crapper. Things seem to be ship-shape with our home equipment, but the equipment just beyond our doorstep is either overworked or failing. It’s the switching equipment that services about ten or twenty customers in our area, of whom about half a dozen of us have reported problems.

Anyway, during the ten minutes or so I had to halt the blogging and let the planet spin onward without the benefit of my perpetually injected blogger wisdom, I started doing some chores, which included helping my gal out of the shower & drying her off, since one of her arms is out of commission. Surgery last week. Long story.

And of course the bedroom television set was frozen because the equipment was down. Guess what it was frozen on. Michelle Obama. Giving a speech. She looked very, very upset and angry.

That’s a randomly selected frame. Interesting.

KOSsacks, I hope you’re not holding your breath waiting for that Cal Thomas apology.

Eighty-One Percent

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

They’re holding polls on this stuff, you know…and there is negligible support for this whole “everything is pristine, you can’t drill anywhere, we just gotta important barrels from Osama bin Laden until we invent the perfect sunflower oil powered car engine” nonsense.

Negligible…as in…George Bush has a much higher approval rating than that.

Eighty-one percent of us say drill away. The caribou should learn to cope.

I’ve learned, throughout a lifetime, that a lot is made of it when the majority disagrees with me. Here is a case where the majority has smartened up a little.

New Poll: 81% of Americans Support Greater Use of Domestic Energy Resources

In pursuit of the immediate goal of energy security, clear majorities of Americans of every political and ideological stripe advocated the U.S. tap into its voluminous domestic energy resources, including the oil located off its coasts and in Alaska and the coal deep within its grounds. Clean coal was particularly popular and Americans urged the swift building of zero emissions coal plants.

H/T: Fellow Webloggin contributor Absurd Report.

Thirty Things I’d Like Blamed For Global Warming

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

“Correlation is not causation!” say the science types. The meaning of this timeless refrain is clear: Just because you find two metrics correlate, throughout space or time, does not necessarily mean one metric is a causative agent of the other. Science cannot be useful to us if it doesn’t measure reality, and part of reality is the coincidence. Scientists must therefore be prepared for the eventuality in which they invest treasure and ego into investigating causation, and ultimately find out it just isn’t there.

Global WarmingReverend Al seems to have missed this. If you’ve watched his movie, you know an important part of his theory is that two curved lines happen to match up. He regales us with a story about one of his former classmates accidentally discovering the theory of continental drift with his observation that the eastern shoreline of South America is shaped very much like the western shoreline of Africa. Then he looks at the correlation between CO2 saturation and something called the mean global temperature or some such. And wonders aloud: Huh. I wonder if we have the same thing happening here?

He leaves his audience — which seems to be made up of young, impressionable minds enrolled in scientific-like college courses — with the impression that whenever you see two curved lines matching up, even a little bit…the first thing you must do is rule out coincidence. Oh, boy. I wonder what science is going to be rolling past us in the next couple of decades?

Indeed, presented on some of the charts, the curves do seem to line up very much like South America and Africa. Reverend Al, therefore, presumes that correlation must be causation. And we’re told “The Science Is Settled!” It is a curious situation, since scientists like to talk about correlation NOT being causation. Reverend Al’s theory is based on this — where are the scientists rushing out of the woodwork to rap him across the knuckles? His theory is based on the idea that correlation is causation — and on nothing else.

But Reverend Al has spoken. So if two curved lines match up, it must mean something. Can I interject something here? If that is the litmus test, I have a few things I’d like checked out. It’s pretty important. Reverend Al has told us our planet is withering away and may not be able to support life in a generation or two. I see correlation. Going by his logic, that must mean causation. Thirty times, I see it. Using Reverend Al’s science. So let’s look into it.

1. Illegal immigration

I’m told we have seventeen million illegal immigrants now, and just a few years ago it was less than ten million. That’s a doubling. It’s a doubling over exactly the same time frame that global warming is supposed to have skyrocketed. Correlation, suddenly, is causation, so I see a cause.

2. “Goldfish Rights” laws

In the early nineties, it looks like the mean global temperature was in a nosedive. That’s when the Maastricht Treaty was signed, forming the European Union. Once that gained momentum, the EU started inventing lots of “rights” for people…then animals…now they’re awarding brand new rights to goldfish. What’s the mean global temperature been doing during this time? I see a connection. Let’s check it out.

3. Reality television shows

They got going, as the temperature went up. Now we’re up to our ears in reality television shows, and the temperature is through the roof. There’s no sign of a slowdown in either case. Check out a possible connection, I say.

4. White kids learning how to rap

That was a 1990’s thing, wasn’t it? That’s when the temperature took off like a rocket. That’s when records were being set.

5. The phrase “I’d love to tell ya, but then I’d have ta kill ya!”

In the past few years, I hear it all the time. In the past few years, global warming is supposed to be life-threatening. Correlation. Must be causation.

6. Diminishing numbers of actors smoking cigarettes in movies

Haven’t you noticed? Back when cigarettes were smoked in movies, we didn’t have global warming.

7. Hillary Clinton opening her mouth and saying things in public

I never heard a peep out of her before 1992. Since 1998, when her husband was exposed as a constant cheat, it seems I’ve seen her face on the screen all over the place. That’s when global warming is supposed to have been a real problem.

8. iPods

It’s a little bit behind the curve, but it could be worth checking out. After all, they’re everywhere today, and we’re terrified of what global warming’s gonna do to us.

9. The phrase “illegal and unjust war” repeated over and over again

I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out the mean global temperature went up a hundredth of a degree, every time this stupid phrase was uttered. I’m sure the charts and graphs will bear this out to Reverend Al’s liking.

10. Cell phone conversations that don’t really need to happen.

Could ya pick up some milk…what’re you doing…dude, you wouldn’t believe how much this movie sucks.

Back when those conversations just plain didn’t happen…global warming was, also, just plain not happening. I see a connection.

Diminishing Numbers of Pirates11. Diminishing number of pirates

Because it’s an Internet classic.

12. Liberals being angry and nasty

It started in ’98 when Bill Clinton got in all that trouble, and someone established moveon.org. Isn’t that our record-warm-year lately, 1998? Hmmmm….

13. Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction

Saddam was ordered to cease and desist, and open them up to inspection, in 1991 as one of the conditions for the cease-fire. Then you wait a few years…global warming takes off. Huh. My liberals keep telling me there were no WMDs…but how can they know? Check it out, I say.

14. Kids being diagnosed with exotic new learning disabilities

The 4A’s: Autism, Aspergers, ADHD and Allergies. Is anybody keeping track of how often these things are diagnosed? And the skyrocketing is almost perfectly parallel with the global warming thing…in a way that would make Reverend Al proud.

15. Y2K compliant products

Think about it. All that fuss and effort to make things Y2K compliant. From my vantage point, it seems looking back on it the efforts began in earnest right around ’97…by ’98, they had sucked the life out of us IT types. Reverend Al says 1998 was a record. Just sayin’…

16. Fraudulent Voting

Illegal aliens. Dead people. People who live in different counties. I don’t know if the illegitimate voting is on an upswing, but the accusations of it certainly are…and where there’s smoke there must be fire. Earth’s temperature is supposed to be up. Hmm. Seems irresponsible to ignore this possible connection.

17. democrats telling us it’s okay to lie about your personal life

It didn’t become a talking point until sometime between 1998 and 1999…sometime when the results of the DNA test on that blue dress came back. Up until then, of course, a lie was a lie was a lie. But since then we’re in this weird, surreal universe in which when we catch a politician lying, we have to prove it was “any of our business” before we’re allowed to point out that he lied. And the mean global temperature has done what?

18. Sandra Bullock making chick flicks instead of movies the fellas would appreciate

Coincidence? She makes Demolition Man…no global warming yet. She makes Speed…no global warming. She makes Practical Magic…we have global warming. From then on, Sandra makes movies to make the girls happy, and neglects the guys who built her career by paying good money to see her rescued by Keanu. Then she does it a few more times, and the global temperature goes up and up and up. You have some explaining to do, Sandra.

19. The shortage of kids actually playing outside and their mothers calling them home for supper

Did you go outside and play God-knows-where until your momma called you home for supper? If so, then find the year on the graph at the top. See where the global temperature is. Pretty low, isn’t it? And now, kids play video games. We have global warming.

20. Hate crime legislation

Perhaps global warming is God’s way of punishing us for making it our business what our fellow man is thinking…between his left ear…and his right ear. It’s none of our business. When we meddle where we don’t belong, nature has ways to retaliate. And Al Gore should like the theory just fine, because hey, the lines fit.

21. Pants that droop and show off your butt crack

Another nineties fad. Except this one stuck around, and stuck around, and stuck around some more. Global temperature was sent sky-high. Cause. Effect.

22. Kids skateboarding in retail store parking lots after the manager has politely asked them not to

It used to be an occasional happenstance. And then it happened more often, and more often, and more often still. We have global warming.

23. Barbra Streisand “final” and “going away” concerts

She keeps doing it. More and more often, it seems…during which time, the planet is being put in danger.

24. Baby boomers in positions of authority

I don’t have a theory yet for how one causes the other to happen. But there’s gotta be one. It used to be baby boomers didn’t run much of anything. They were too young. Now, everyone who runs anything of any size, is born between 1945 and 1959. And…we have global warming.

25. Hollywood making crappy anti-war anti-American movies

They do it without even thinking about it, now. It doesn’t matter if the last one they did, made any money or not (and by the way, they never do).

26. The Macarena

It came and went in 1996, didn’t it? Look at that graph. Find 1996. Tell me you don’t see something.

27. Television judges

TOUGH. SMART. STRONG. FAIR. Television judges in the “Wapner” model on daytime television who CUT THROUGH THE CRAP.

They’ve become a form of pollution, just as thick and noxious as carbon dioxide, or for that matter any other gas. I’ve lost track of ’em all.

28. Oprah Winfrey recommending books to people

She keeps doing it, over and over again. And the global temperature keeps rising.

29. Goatees

Used to be, you only saw one once in awhile. By the time we had our “warmest years on record,” if you tuned into the American Country Music awards, you saw a room full of what looked like a hundred guys all trying to look exactly like each other. Big-ass belt buckle…big-ass cowboy hat…big-ass boots…silly looking facial hair, looked like they’d been bobbing for apples in chocolate syrup, and then kissing feather pillows turned inside out. Silly. Three things classically American, coupled with one thing from 17th-century France. Who in the world decided these go together?

And the earth got hotter.

30. Women in pantsuits

Yet another hot trend from the nineties that was never questioned. More and more women, maybe with nice-lookin’ legs, but who would ever know? — They’d cover up with these pantsuits, and the planet sizzled.

These are all very silly ideas.

But not a single one of them as silly as the idea that carbon dioxide causes global warming. Because the plants and the trees and the flowers do not suck up Sandra Bullock movies or iPods. They do suck up carbon dioxide…which is a non-toxic gas in the first place.

Supposedly, if we unplug the coffee pot when it’s not in use, we can save the planet.

I think I’d rather see Sandra Bullock’s hooters. So I like my theories much better.

Disturbing on So Many Levels

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

Some people tell me I should feel really bad about the things I have to say regarding: women. I should be more sensitive. I should acknowledge more readily the good things women do and the bad things men do.

And then it occurs to me…

…about the most wonderful thing I’ve ever written about men, is that our attributes — not the historical specimens who have represented those attributes, so much — have given people in general just about everything, today, that they value, and that do them good. We have been helped, not so much by men, but by manly things…and we run into trouble when we try to get rid of those manly things.

And just about the most ugly thing I’ve ever written about women is that some among them — not all among them, not most among them, but just some — completely fail to see anything worthwhile about men, and set out in a misguided, destructive, and utterly, utterly, doomed mission to eradicate manhood and all aptitudes associated with it. For no higher ideal than raw, naked jealousy.

In other words, I would be hard pressed to go over my archives and find something I’ve jotted down that says “all men do this” or “all women do that.” Nor do I think there’s anything in there that says “everybody who does this is a guy” and “everyone who does that is female.” I don’t think anybody else would be able to pull that out of my writings either. These seem like terribly irresponsible things to scribble out, whether others could see it or not. Easily refuted things. So when people behave as if I’ve written something like that, I don’t know what it is they’ve read. Not anything I’ve written, I daresay.

I think we’ve been programmed. Someone says something good about character traits that are masculine in nature, the knee-jerk response is “you say all men do this” or “you say all women do that” — so the responder can more easily refute…that which was not actually said.

And there are certain people, men and women, who parade their gender identities for destructive reasons. Men hiding their manhood…to try to hop on some sick bandwagon. Women showing off how poorly they get along with men…to get such a bandwagon going. The male-female partnership that you and I might have seen upheld and defended by our parents, or perhaps our grandparents, seems headed toward consignment to the ash heap of history. Or, at least, we seem to have lots of loud people in our midst, ready to channel large sums of energy and effort into an attempt to so consign.

Via Cas…I give you Margaret Cho:

Ladies, I’m sorry, there’s just no delicate way to ask this.

What in the blue fuck is the matter with some of you? Do you understand that some among you have learned to live, productively, with some of us men…and therefore, those among you who have not — let’s call you the “Margaret Cho Types” — should therefore shut up?

Because otherwise, if those among you who don’t understand how to live with men and will probably never understand how to live with men…are allowed to talk over the more mature types, who appreciate us for what we have to offer, and learn to live with us…it is a blight on all of womanhood.

Deep down, I think you all know this.

Why don’t you then just zip it shut and go away? For the benefit of the Sisterhood. Showcase those among you who have achieved maturity, and can appreciate a true symbiotic relationship across gender lines. Give the rest of us at least the appearance that you have what it takes to get along with us.

It’s not asking too much. At least, that’s the way it seems to me…

Ballard School of Driving

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

I thought I imagined the whole thing…every single split-second of it is just as hilarious as the day I saw it, when I was still living there.

Gerard, this is for you. You’re there today, so you know why.

Not Even Original

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Not OriginalGerard noticed that Tony Puryear “doesn’t even try to create original bullshit,” calling his work “Too little. Too late. Too derivative.” The question is, derivative of what. Commenter Len astutely noticed (#1), in his own words, “This brings back memories of a Chairman Mao poster.” And that’s what I was thinking. The beams of radiance emanating from from the illustrious cranium of Chairman Hill. There must be something about wanting to control the lives of millions of others, that makes your head glow in the dark; or shoot out ray beams, or something.

Is it the extreme height of intelligence that makes one uniquely qualified to be a communist stooge? What happens if they look right at the camera, does something come out their eyes? Is it really hard for them to play hide-and-go-seek in the dark?

Yes, the more I think on it, the more I’m sure I’ve seen something like this before:

Is this what Puryear had in mind?

You know, I don’t imagine it very much matters. I got busy with my ramshackle Photoshop-lite tools, and slapped together a subtle enhancement to Puryear’s work, which I feel quite confident would meet the approval of Her Hillaryness in these closing days of her presidential bid.

And Chairman Mao, too, for that matter.