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Obama Would Like to Sell Some Sexism Vouchers

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Gerard explains the most degrading interpretation possible of Obama’s “fish” comment, to those who need it explained, and it stands a fair chance of being the correct one.

But let there be no mistake about it. The above clip and quotes are two sexist jokes with a soupcon of a dirty joke thrown into the last one.

And I say that as a former professional in field of dirty jokes.

I say professional because, for several years in a previous life, I was responsible for the editing of the Jackie Martling “Jokeman” page at Penthouse Magazine. It was one of about five areas I had to edit at the time and it was my least favorite, but I did it because it was part of my job.
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And by linking the “Pig with lipstick” reference to the stinking fish reference, Obama gets to ooze out some filthy and sexist humor with maximum deniability. He’ll go the “Who? Moi?” route on this one. Already, in classic Obama fashion, he’s claiming that he meant something else entirely. John McCain, I think.

Of course, it could be claimed, as it will be claimed, that he simply wasn’t aware of how what he was saying would sound. For a man whose foreign policy rests on the assertion that he can literally talk his way to world peace, that’s even more unnerving.

Last week, I explained how our sexism voucher program worked. It recognizes that some post-modern feminists have built an entire worldview around this myth of men, running around, scared stiff of female authority. Well, now that this has been exposed as a myth, the sanity of these post-modern feminists is in peril. So this cap-and-trade scheme of sexists offsets, addresses this by allowing sexists to purchase the “right” to say nice things about Gov. Sarah Palin and other worthwhile ladies — we do this by paying someone else to do sexist things on our behalf. We can do this. We can come together to bring the pollution of female flattery, under control, and make sure it is “offset” so the net female-flattery footprint (FFF) is under control.

Know what?

I think Barack Obama may very well have a whole armload of sexism vouchers to sell into the system after that one.

Simply…amazing.

Further thoughts from Rick here.

Dear Mr. Obama

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

An “Everyone else is blogging it, I might as well do it too” moment. And what could be a more worthy one.

The intended recipient may very well be sworn in this January, so I’m just doing my bit to make sure the message gets across. It’s the least I can do.

And don’t forget to watch all the way to the end.

Outrageously Wealthy People Who Don’t Want a Woman Elected

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Party at Jon Bon Jovi’s house:

Turns out Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s speech did not just electrify the Republican faithful inside the Xcel Energy Center Wednesday night.

Senator Barack Obama’s presidential campaign is reporting that it has taken in $8 million over the Internet since Mrs. Palin’s speech, in which she tore into Mr. Obama.
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Hoping to continue the momentum and “livin’ on a prayer,” Mr. Obama will be collecting cash at Jon Bon Jovi’s home on Friday in an exclusive dinner where the entrance fee is $30,800 a person.

Well, did my headline lie? All those thousands of dollars were just as well applied to the next pedicure, or the boat payment coming up…until they realized their Messiah just might get his ass whipped by a girl! And now it’s time to pass the plate. Seems to me the way I headlined this is far more truthful than “tore into Mr. Obama.” After all, I saw that speech.

Let’s recap.

America needs more energy; our opponent is against producing it. Victory in Iraq is finally in sight; he wants to forfeit. Terrorist states are seeking nuclear weapons without delay; he wants to meet them without preconditions. Al Qaeda terrorists still plot to inflict catastrophic harm on America; he’s worried that someone won’t read them their rights? Government is too big; he wants to grow it. Congress spends too much; he promises more. Taxes are too high; he wants to raise them.

Oh yeah, she just tore poor li’l Barry a new one. As in…told the truth about him.

Don’t be late, you super-duper rich people who want to keep that woman out of office. Go to Bon Jovi’s house. So you can stand up for the oppressed women, and for the “little guy.” ++heh++

Experience Matrix

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Cassy points to what is probably the best one…the contrast is between the VPILF and He Whose Middle Name Must Not Be Uttered.

For easy reference by those of you still trying to make up your minds.

Both of you.

Don’t Talk About William Ayers

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Via Rick, we learn of more tales of hopey changey Savior/Messiah don’t-you-dare-call-it-censorship as cobbled together in one convenient place by Confederate Yankee:

Is This Hope Or Change?Obama’s campaign has previously threatened broadcasters who would carry an ad linking Obama to Ayers, and has also asked the Department of Justice to shut down the group that made the ad.

The intense campaign to silence dissenting voice has also included a recent campaign email asking Obama supporters to deluge Chicago-based broadcaster WGN with complaints to pressure the radio station to cancel an appearance by Stanley Kurtz, a writer with National Review who is researching the documents of the Chicago Annenburg Challenge.

The e-mail sent by the Obama campaign is awfully thick on instructions to call in and participate in a populist protest, and remarkably thin on facts & details. It reads like this:

Tell WGN that by providing Kurtz with airtime, they are legitimizing baseless attacks from a smear-merchant and lowering the standards of political discourse.

Call into the “Extension 720” show with Milt Rosenberg at (312) 591-7200

(Show airs from 9:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m. tonight)

Then report back on your call at http://my.barackobama.com/WGNstandards

Kurtz has been using his absurd TV appearances in an awkward and dishonest attempt to play the terrorism card. His current ploy is to embellish the relationship between Barack and Ayers.

Just last night on Fox News, Kurtz drastically exaggerated Barack’s connection with Ayers by claiming Ayers had recruited Barack to the board of the Annenberg Challenge. That is completely false and has been disproved in numerous press accounts.

Only half a dozen paragraphs in, we finally get to a point of disagreement…or something that looks like that, anyway. Wonderful! Researching that, I came across a post which I think Obama would also like to remove from public view. Maybe some hoard of liberal bloggers would like to angrily e-mail the author and then report back to the Obama campaign on their progress.

Some history of the Chicago Annenberg Challenge:

Having secured Annenberg funding for Chicago, the working group would soon evolve into a more formal organization, albeit with strong ties to the groups that wrote the grant proposal. Initially run out of shared space in the offices of the Cross-City Campaign and administered through an existing philanthropic organization called the Donors Forum, the Chicago Challenge soon became its own new foundation with status as an independent fiscal agent. By late 1995, Ken Rolling had been named executive director, a board of directors had been established, and the first round of grants had been awarded. Rolling lacked experience in education but came from the foundation world and was well-versed in community organizing. The board, which was intended to set policy, raise matching funds, and hire an executive director, included prominent educators and business leaders. A second entity, the newly-created Chicago School Reform Collaborative, was also established. Its twenty-plus members were elected from the group of educators and advocates who had helped shape the grant proposal. Initially, at least, this offshoot of the working group functioned as the operations arm of the Chicago Challenge. However, this situation created procedural and ethical concerns and in time the Collaborative was transformed into an advisory body.

Ayers was one of the three original leaders of the working group and eventually co-chaired the Chicago School Reform Collaborative (see his resume). His early involvement:

When three of Chicago’s most prominent education reform leaders met for lunch at a Thai restaurant six years ago to discuss the just-announced $500 million Annenberg Challenge, their main goal was to figure out how to ensure that any Annenberg money awarded to Chicago “didn’t go down the drain,” said William Ayers, a professor of education at the University of Illinois in Chicago. Ayers, who was at that lunch table in late 1993, helped write the successful Chicago grant application.

The point is that Ayers led the way in securing the Annenberg grant, then co-chaired the Collaborative, which was instrumental in the operation of the Chicago Challenge. It is not likely Barack Obama, as chair of the Board of Directors of the Challenge, was not working closely with the co-chair of the collaborative. At any rate, it is not at all plausible that he could have been unaware of Ayers’ role and later forgotten it.

I see trouble in paradise as “Hope and change” morphs to “Hope we can change the subject.”

Well, I’m sure Obama’s pitchfork and torch bearing mob is researching all this information before they make the informed and educated choice to call Milt Rosenberg.

This all underscores the major problem with Candidate Obama, apart from the fact that he’s woefully underprepared for the office of President of the United States. He is, and I don’t think even his most ardent supporters would have the big brass ones to contest this — a populist candidate. Populism is, ultimately, a form of “might makes right”; the might is some product of the number of people who support a movement, multiplied by the average level of enthusiasm they have for it. It all sounds wonderful until you take into account that according to the underpinnings of populism, this is supposed to trump other things. That’s what populism is. It will take no back seat to equal protection under the law, whatever you might feel like calling “civil liberties” today, your right to raise your children as you see fit, life, liberty, pursuit of happiness…

Populism is a doctrine that all of these things, and more, can be subordinated to the whim of the mob. That is what Barack Obama truly represents.

In this case, today’s victim is the right to debate issues like this out in the open. The mob won’t have it. They’ll call in and stop it. Tomorrow, something else that’s supposedly sacred, will slide under the spikey wheels of the populism juggernaut. The day after that, something else.

Just to make this a little more spooky, let’s take a quote from C.S. Lewis that seems to apply quite handily to the situation at hand:

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

I hate to say it — but these questions about whether Obama has the experience to at least know what in the hell he’s doing from one minute to the next…what they represent, is almost a non-issue. This man is an omnipotent moral busybody who will torment us without end, for he does so with the approval of his own conscience.

HOPENCHANGE!!!

Update: Fellow Webloggin contributor Bookworm has put together a very decent round-up of other bloggers who have noticed what we’ve noticed…namely, that in the pantheon of written admonitions to designated persons that they should separate truth from falsehood, the memorandum from the Obama camp stands alone as noteworthy for its breezy and casual (read: nonexistent) concern with matters of fact.

What struck everyone on the Right who has blogged about the Obamaniac’s attack is how free of substance it was. [Guy] Benson has this to say:

One female caller, when pressed about what precisely she objected to, simply replied, “We just want it to stop!” Another angry caller was asked what “lies” Kurtz had told in any of his reporting on Barack Obama. The thoughtful response? “Everything he said is dishonest.” The same caller later refused to get into “specifics.” Another gentleman called Kurtz “the most un-American person” he’d ever heard. Several of the callers did not even know Stanley’s name, most had obviously never read a sentence of his meticulous research, and more than simply read verbatim from the Obama talking points.

One of Michelle Malkin’s readers, who heard the show as it was being aired, noted exactly the same information vacuum when it came to the attack against the radio show and against Kurtz:

The callers claimed that everything Kurtz is stating is fabricated, so Kurtz then read verbatim from the documents!

And lefty-loosies ritually, chronically and reliably spew their venom at the tighty-righties, with terms out of George Orwell’s novel — with straight faces. They show not one scintilla of evidence that they comprehend the irony. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.

Truth is fiction, fiction is truth.

Britney Designers Put Together Barackopolis

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Ed Morrissey, via Cassy. It’s an “everybody else is blogging it, I might as well do it too” thing. Or it’s bound to become one. If it doesn’t, it richly deserves to.

Team Obama complained when John McCain’s “Celebrity” ad compared Obama and Spears to define Obama as a celebrity without any substance. So why did they turn to the Spears team to design their Greek temple of a set?

Democrats will kneel before the “Temple of Obama” tonight.

As if a Rocky Mountain coronation were not lofty enough, Barack Obama will aim for Mount Olympus when he accepts his party’s nomination atop an enormous, Greek-columned stage – built by the same cheesy set team that put together Britney Spears’ last tour. …

“We’ve done Britney’s sets and a whole bunch of rock shows, but this was far more elaborate and complicated and we had to do it in far less time,” said Allen, of RDA Entertainment.

Money quote:

Who gets more temperamental? Allen: “I better not answer that.”

Morrissey goes on to state the obvious:

The ads just write themselves…

They do indeed, they do indeed. This post ends here; I’m pretty sure I could sit here, on my butt, from sunup to sundown, doing nothing but thinking of something I could add to this — and I’d never be able to.

HOPENCHANGE!!!

Devastating Ad

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Althouse, via Insty.

Gonna have to go ahead and agree with that one. Powerful enough to make even the most slobbering and spellbound Obamamaniac think a few more times.

I’ve got an e-mail address or two of some folks to which I’d like to send a link. If, that is, we were still on speaking terms. But…these are fragile people. They bring up politics — they accuse the other guy of doing it — and if they get anything besides complete agreement on who’s fabulous and who sucks, they just want to pick up their marbles and go home. They suffer from exceedingly thin skin because their candidate leaves much to be desired.

The Coolest Thing: Sacrifice

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Jonathan Brink was pretty impressed, last week, with something Sen. Obama had to say about sacrifice.

If we pretend like everything is free and there’s no sacrifice involved, then we are betraying the tradition of America. I think about my grandparents generation, coming out of a depression, fighting world war 2. They’ve confronted some challenges we can’t even imagine. If they were willing to make sacrifices on our behalf, we should be able to make some sacrifices on behalf of the next generation.

And I agree with every single word of what Obama said. That’s what makes Obama’s remarks truly despicable.

You see, in my eyes this is just another example of liberals using words loaded with deep meaning, in such a way that they look like they’re saying something that’s the opposite of what they’re really saying. Notice how I put my response together: I agree with every single word. With the text as written, I have no quarrel; I’d even agree with it. Enthusiastically.

Trouble is, you have to inspect Obama’s behavior to figure out what he really means by this. And with our most popular leftist policies, lately, I can’t help but notice: Just when we’re about to get a payoff for our sacrifices, a payoff that will help the people we intend to be helped when we’re making our sacrifices — that’s exactly the point at which our left-wing politicians lose interest.

I was a little bit more wordy on this point when I replied to Mr. Brink:

The question that comes up with that word “sacrifice” is a divisive one, and is seldom explored: Is sacrifice the point?

It seems people like Barack Obama never directly address this, and from that, it seems like they cannot afford to. T[o]o many rhetorical questions have the potential to expose the platitude as the empty promise it is.

You mention abortion. Would that not be a virtuous sacrifice, if the Supreme Court were to overturn it? Sacrifice the convenience to people who want to exercise this “choice”…for the sake of the future generation being allowed to live, and have opportunities. That might be the best example possible. But Obama says it’s above his pay grade. How about affirmative action with quotas in hiring and college admissions? Sacrifice grudges and personal crusades for tit-for-tat nonsense…to finally realize this equality everyone says they’ve been wanting for decades, and really make racism a thing of the past, at least, institutionalized racism.

How about sacrificing the global warming campaign? Sacrifice millions of dollars to be made by Al Gore and other holders of stock in fraudulent carbon-exchange mercantiles…so that the future generations can realize their opportunities in full, and the message can be sent to other countries that they need to stop being jealous of America’s prosperity. Or…sacrifice that guy who raped and killed little kids, to make sure he can’t ever do it again. We used to call it executions, we could just call them sacrifices.

I could go on like this all day.

The point is — it seems with people like Barry O, whenever there’s a real payoff to the sacrifice that would be meaningful, and precious to the people who would be in a position to benefit from it, inevitably, that is the point where they stop believing in it. And that leads me to my conclusion: The sacrifice is the point. They don’t want an exchange of lesser-for-greater. They just want pain.

Last month, I droned on about this for quite some time, exploring how this fit into the treatise about the virtues of sacrifice, as discussed by John Galt in that dreadful speech of his.

I think liberals like Carl are confused on the concept of sacrifice. There are two definitions to it: There is the outcome-based sacrifice, in which the “sacrifice” itself is just a negligible and unpleasant side effect in the process of upholding what truly matters. The narrower definition, in which the pain is the point, is what John Galt was talking about in that monstrously long speech of his:

Sacrifice is the surrender of value — of a higher value to a lower one, or of the good to the evil.

The code is impossible to practice because it would lead to death, and thus moral perfection is impossible to man.

The Doctrine of Sacrifice cannot provide man with an interest in being good.

Since man is in fact an indivisible unity of matter and consciousness, the sacrifice of “merely” material values necessarily means the sacrifice of spiritual ones.

The self is the mind, and the most selfish act is the exercise of one’s independent judgment. In attacking selfishness, the Doctrine of Sacrifice seeks to make you surrender your mind.

The Doctrine of Sacrifice commands that you act for the good of others but provides no standard of the good. And it requires only that you intend to benefit others, not that you succeed.

The Doctrine of Sacrifice makes you the servant and others your masters –and adds insult to injury by saying you should find happiness through sacrifice.

Somewhere in there Galt made a mention of the mother who went without eating so that her infant could eat; that would not be a sacrifice, according to Galt who was using the pain-based definition of “sacrifice.” That mother would be upholding an ideal important to her system of values, simply paying a price necessary to acquire it. Sacrifice, Galt said, would have been giving up her child for the sake of something not important to her…That is what is meant by surrender “of a higher value to a lower one.” It entails a net loss, because the pain is the point of the exercise.
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This is why [liberal] ideas are unfit for implementation in the real world. Out here, if you have a job to do, and you get it done but it didn’t cause you pain, that’s a success. If it was such a painful experience that it injured you, it’s still a failure if you didn’t meet the stated objectives. Reality says it’s all about getting the job done, not what you give up to do it. Our liberals don’t agree. They think, if you’re suitably diminished that you can’t do anything else, and your intentions were noble, then that’s all that matters. Whether the job got done, is just a side bunny-trail to them.

And a couple of weeks later I had applied this to — as an example — the “climate change” issue.

It’s supposed to be all about cause and effect, but nobody ever puts it that way. As in, “if we make these sacrifices the temperature will go up 0.6 degrees over the next fifty years instead of 8.5 degrees and here is why 0.6 degrees will be manageable…”

In fact, nobody comes out and says we’re going to LIVE if we make these sacrifices. They say “we can do this” all the time. It’s the “this”; nobody says what exactly that is.

[Tom] Brokaw speaks for perhaps hundreds of well-known luminaries in his prattle. He doesn’t think “anyone doubts that we have to make some profound changes in this country,” and yet he has to throw out his meaningless bromides about self-sacrifice four times. Why repeat it four times if everyone already understands this is the case?

Getting back to Obama’s verbiage: It is powerful. His voting record has very little potential to win converts to his side, especially from the conservative bloc — this is where he makes up for it. Our country is filled with folks who nurture and labor to reinforce traditional values, and we are sick to death of the overly-materialistic, narcissistic, borderline-hedonistic culture that threatens to consume all of us. Obama mixes his honeyed words with bile, and it sounds like when he talks about “sacrifice” he’s talking about caring for each other instead of for ourselves.

He never actually comes out and says that, though; it isn’t what he means. When he talks about “sacrifice” he’s talking about that narrower, pain-based definition. The one that has to do with getting rid of ourselves, and the things upon which we place priority. About working ourselves into a state of non-existence. He doesn’t really want us to do what people of our grandparents’ generation did. That would be: identifying evil; saying to oneself “dammit there’s gotta be something I can do about this!”; marching down to the recruiter’s office; shipping out to Iraq, and killing as many evil people as possible, until our country won the war. That is what our grandfathers did. And Obama will have none of it.

No, he means what Tom Brokaw meant about climate change. FORGET the goal. Just coming together as part of a crowd, forgetting about your hopes and dreams as an individual. Report to your post and await your orders; leave it to your village elders to define what is important to you.

It is these two definitions of sacrifice that are critical to the method by which Obama seeks to confuse. There is sacrifice for an ideal, in which a commodity representing a lesser value is given up in exchange for a commodity representing a greater value. I throw out a disc in my back to pry a car off my girlfriend or my son, so they can live. I take a bullet for someone.

And then there is sacrifice of the ideals. The sacrifice not only of body, but of mind as well. The sacrifice that brings a human being, as a guardian of objectives and principles, to an inglorious end. That, it has been shown, is what Obama really has in mind when he talks about sacrificing “on behalf of the next generation.”

This is proven, easily. Let’s put a proposal on the table that all spending in the federal government be brought down, across the board, to 1985 levels. Just find a way to get along with that. Sacrifice! For the children. After all, we don’t want the next generation to inherit a government chock full of debt they’ll have to pay. If you take Obama’s comments at face value, he’d be all in favor of that wouldn’t he? Surely, he’d have to be?

But no; that inference is far too logical. He means the opposite. When he talks about sacrifice, he’s talking about increasing taxes.

Too many among us throw around that word “sacrifice” — not as the exchange of a lower value for a higher one, but rather, as the forceful expulsion of individuality. What the rest of us need to keep in mind, is that for them, this isn’t a sacrifice at all. Individuality carries with it some heady personal responsibilities, and a lot of us aren’t in any hurry to take them on. The conundrum they face is that in order to expurgate individuality from their own lives, they have to do the same for everyone else.

And with Obama now the presumptive nominee, that’s become one of the most central issues to the election this year…sadly enough. Obama’s hope is that most of the voters will never figure this out, and he has reason to maintain high hopes.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Showoff Goes Down Hard

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Rick is hoping this is the way the election goes, borrowing the idea from The Greek at Small Dead Animals:

I’m gonna have to go ahead and agree. Guess that makes me a racist. Whatever.

AN IDEA BOMB

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

The best rundown of the frustrated “Obama VP pick text message disaster” victims, and their feelings about it, has got to be Lugosi (H/T Ash Blog Durbatulûk, via Neo Neocon). And I’ll tell you that right now. I won’t wake you up with my pick.

Barack Obama has chosen Delaware Senator Joe Biden to be his running mate, and it just cost the Democrats my vote.

No, it’s not that I have anything against Biden. My complaint is that I had signed up to get a text message the moment Obama made his choice public. And when did he decide to do this? At 3 goddamn 21 in the freakin’ morning on a Saturday!?!?!?

If you decide to wake me up at such an ungodly hour, the building had damn well better be on fire, or there better be a new shot of Britney’s snatch available online. That’s about it.

One thing you do NOT do, however, is wake me up before sunrise just to tell me the name of your vice presidential pick. At 3:21 A.M. I simply don’t give a crap about the future of our nation, or the Iraq war, or the federal deficit, or how many goddamn houses McCain owns. All I care about at 3:21 is sleeping. If you forget that, you can rest assured there WILL be consequences.

Besides, wasn’t it Hillary who once talked about those 3 A.M. phone calls?

Cajun Boy in the City comes up with a funny ad for Obama’s competition:

Ominous voiceover: It’s 3AM. You and your children are sleeping peacefully. Until your cell phone starts ringing that is.

Cut to: (A little girl in her bed looking frightened. She rubs her eyes and her lower lips quivers.)

Little girl: Mommy Daddy what was that noise that woke me up from the dream I was having about unicorns and rainbows? Mommy Daddy I’m scared!

Ominous voiceover: Who do you trust not to waste taxpayer money by sending you horseshit text messages from the White House at 3AM and scaring the bejesus out of your peacefully sleeping children in the process? John McCain would never do that because John McCain can’t even operate an electric toothbrush, much less a mobile device.

John McCain voiceover: I’m John McCain and I approve this message.

This is metaphorical, I think, of what President Obama will be doing after January 20. I’m quite serious. It fits in very well with the ideas of the Carter administration in the late 1970’s. Someone would say “Oh I got an idea on what to do next,” and someone else would say “Hey, that’s great, people will love it” — I mean, I wasn’t anywhere near the Oval Office in 1977, but with some things, it’s pretty easy to see how everything went down…y’know? You can kind of read the tea leaves.

Carter and Crew would put it into operation, and the results would be very much like Obama’s text messaging event: A bunch of people having elected to participate, now sorry as hell they did, standing around and going “WTF???” I saw it with the solar panel on the roof of the White House. I saw it with Operation Eagle Claw. I saw it with the Malaise Speech. I saw it in just about everything he did, with regard to foreign and domestic policy.

It will keep happening with President Obama, I say. Why? Because with decent leadership, and the ability to consistently achieve satisfactory results — solutions are spiffy when the situation calls for them, and dull and boring otherwise. This isn’t something Obama can do. Everything must be snazzy — all the time. And when an idea is snazzy, those who are most invested in peddling it, and therefore have the greatest influence on its implementation, are blind to possible drawbacks and liabilities.

And so smart people do stupid things, like waking up the most enthusiastic supporters at three o’clock on a Saturday morning. With the news that the new veep of the HOPENCHANGE!!! ticket is some old white New England liberal guy who’s been suckling at the public teat in the Senate chamber for over 35 years.

Obama’s idea bombed. America now stands warned.

First Obama Biden Anagrams

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

There’s something about those two names side-by-side that makes the idea just jump into your head. The vowel-consanant alternation that endures from beginning to end, I think. Anyway, Roger Catlin thought of it before I did; and, he remembered the all-important “BABE DOMAIN.”

But it was a brainy friend who came up with actual anagrams from out of their unusual names.

Two anagrams of “Barack Obama / Joe Biden” are “A Backboard Meanie Job” and “Maraca Kabob, Be Joined.”

Just “Obama Biden” produces “Bad Aim Bone.”

A casual swipe at the internet also finds for Obama/Biden:

* Babe Domain
* A Dim Babe No
* An Idea Bomb
* A Done Bambi
* I Bemoan Bad

And many more. But I think, as far as prophetic value, “AN IDEA BOMB” stands head and shoulders above all the rest. Roughly half of the voters have figured out already that’s what it is; the other half might know it too, and are trying like the dickens to keep from saying so out loud.

Yang Frustration

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Every now and then, those who interact with the world by feel, learn that some among us interact with the world by thought. And man, does it ever honk them off something fierce. We’re all supposed to be touchy-feely, don’t we know that? What’s wrong with us?

If Obama Loses
By Jacob Weisberg

What with the Bush legacy of reckless war and economic mismanagement, 2008 is a year that favors the generic Democratic candidate over the generic Republican one. Yet Barack Obama, with every natural and structural advantage in the presidential race, is running only neck-and-neck against John McCain, a sub-par Republican nominee with a list of liabilities longer than a Joe Biden monologue. Obama has built a crack political operation, raised record sums, and inspired millions with his eloquence and vision. McCain has struggled with a fractious campaign team, lacks clarity and discipline, and remains a stranger to charisma. Yet at the moment, the two of them appear to be tied. What gives?

Charisma…pffft.

Wait, wait…Weisberg is not completely mystified about this. He does have an answer in mind. And it isn’t just “charisma.”

If you break the numbers down, the reason Obama isn’t ahead right now is that he trails badly among one group, older white voters. He does so for a simple reason: the color of his skin.

I’m not going to directly deal with this.

I don’t have to.

Racism Still ExistsCold Fury already did such a good job, nobody else need bother.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. Couldn’t possibly be his extreme-Left position on, basically, everything; his insistence on comparing America unfavorably with various communist tyrannies; his obvious disdain for “bitter” Americans who still knavishly “cling” to guns and religion because they’re just too thick to grasp the inherent superiority of Eurolite socialism; his decades-long chumminess with unrepentant domestic terrorists and America-hating bigots, and his maladroit lies about those associations; his naive desire to hold diplomatic sit-downs with enemies such as Iran, who have repeatedly and unequivocally made their disinterest in same clearly known; his eagerness to return to the long-failed criminal-justice approach to thwarting global, state-sponsored Islamic terrorism; his complete lack of experience and accomplishment; his callow attempts at subverting the sitting president with wholly inappropriate missions to terrorist entities like Syria and Hamas, as if he were already president himself; his record of corruption during his tenure as an all-too-typical cog in the Chicago Dem machine; his misrepresentation of himself as an agent of some nebulous and phantasmagorical Change in Washington, when his meager record shows no such inclination; his ever-malleable and written-in-quicksand positions on too many topics to even bother listing; his total ignorance of how a free-market economy actually works; his determination to turn the American health care system into a government-run morass of inefficiency, ineptness, and inhumanity; in short, it couldn’t possibly be the direct result of exactly who and what he is being slowly revealed to an electorate that heretofore knew very little about him — and had no reason to, since those salient facts have been carefully concealed up till now by meaningless HopeyChangey platitudes and an establishment media cohort wholly complicit in obscuring them…lately by crying “racism” anytime McCain has the temerity to actually contest the election.

You know, some who work through their lives by feeling (the “Yang”) are a bit more inclined to vote Republican. Not many, but some. So when you market just that way, you’re bound to miss out on a few folks.

And some who live in the world by means of thinking (the “Yin”) could possibly be persuaded to vote for the Obiden ticket if given half a chance.

But left-wing moonbats don’t communicate by thinking because they don’t think it’s trendy. Everything is charisma, charisma, charisma…”real deal”…”hope”…”change.”

Perhaps that’s why, out of the last seven presidential elections, democrats have only won two of ’em. Even if you hadn’t studied their ideas, you’d still have to wonder about them huh? How good can an idea be, when, after the time comes to start selling it, all you can do is talk about how good it makes people feel — knowing that some among your intended audience, are hungry for a better sales pitch than that?

H/T: Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler.

For the uninitiated, “Yin” and “Yang” have special meaning here. We’ve written about it many times, within this category here. It is the reason democrats lose elections; an unstated part of their platform is that everyone must be Yang, and the Yin need to go away. But darn us, we keep voting.

Feeling gets you in trouble with thinking. Weisberg just proved it. It’s Confirmation Bias in one of its purest forms. Just look at what we have going on here:

IF OBAMA WINS…it just goes to show his incredible awesomeness and his wonderfulness and proves how McCain sucks so much.
IF MCCAIN WINS…we’re just a bunch of goddamned racists. Which, in turn, proves how correct Obama is about how much we suck. Just before he reminds us we can’t question his love of the country.

Can’t lose!

As you might suspect, these pure-Yang people who support the Obamessiah, solve very few, or none, of their own problems in life.

H/T to Warner Todd Huston via Stop The ACLU, for the Chris Britt cartoon.

Question For Barry Huss

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Sen. Obama,

If I’m not allowed to question your love for this country as it exists before you start changing it, am I allowed to so question after you’ve finished?

Best Sentence XXXVIII

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Gerard went and divided it in half, between the headline and the body underneath.

You know, if all you’ve got to talk about is the number of houses somebody’s rich wife owns…

… you’ve got nothing.

Nothing more left to be said.

Except, perhaps, HOPENCHANGE!!!

Honorable mention for the Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) award — Gerard still takes it, but this one is worth at least a footnote — goes to McCain spokesman Brian Rogers, grousing away about this same issue:

Does a guy who made more than $4 million last year, just got back from vacation on a private beach in Hawaii and bought his own million-dollar mansion with the help of a convicted felon really want to get into a debate about houses?

They’re Republicans, That’s What They Do!

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Gerard points to Brothers Judd; Judd points to Jonathan Martin’s blog at The Politico; and what is under discussion there?

McCain hit a line drive after Obama teed himself up. That’s what.

Yesterday, Senator Obama got a little testy on this issue…He said that I am questioning his patriotism. Let me be clear: I am not questioning his patriotism; I am questioning his judgment.

Zing! I still don’t support you, Maverick, and I think this is a case of the pot calling the kettle…wait, I don’t wanna go there. Anyway. On some other issues, your judgment is not so hot. But I’m gonna have to hand it to ya there. That’s gonna leave a mark. Couldn’t happen to a nicer fella.

McCain continues — and The Chosen One responds.

“Senator Obama has made it clear that he values withdrawal from Iraq above victory in Iraq, even today with victory in sight. Over and over again, he has advocated unconditional withdrawal — regardless of the facts on the ground.”

Speaking at the VFW convention in Florida yesterday, Obama said McCain should acknowledge his patriotism. “I will let no one question my love of this country,” the Democrat said. [emphasis mine]

Obama Won't Let You Say ItMorgan’s mind wanders…

CITY STREET: A man is waiting at a bus stop, and he gets bored. He begins to mumble his thoughts aloud. “Hmmm,” he thinks, “I wonder if Barack Obama loves America?” SEVERAL UNIFORMED PARAMILITARY CONSTABLES run up and surround the man, the patented Obama LogoTM imprinted on their shiny new helmets. “I’m sorry, sir,” says the tallest one, “you’re going to have to come with us!”

Look at that. Another democrat for free speech.

But here’s what absolutely blows me away. I mean, really; I’m still undecided about voting for McCain, but at this point I’m starting to seriously think about putting money on him. How can Obama win? Seriously? You want to know what I’m talking about…head on over to Martin’s blog, and check the comments (north of 200, and growing, as of this writing).

Just look at all that garbage. Obama just said, plainly, that he’s going to try to control this debate by refusing to allow anyone to question his patriotism. He’s going to try to give orders to people about what to say and what not to say, what to think and what not to think.

My son had a bad day at school on Tuesday. That night he was saying he wouldn’t be going anymore. That ritual tirade sounded ingenious, inspired and brilliant, compared to what Obama said. What the hell does he mean, he won’t let anyone? It’s a cliche, for one thing; over four years old! For another thing, it’s unenforceable. Hey, Barack, I’m questioning your patriotism! Look at me! Whee, I just did it again! For another thing, it’s a contradiction because America is supposed to be a place where you can say whatever you want and think whatever you want — it’s our democrats who keep telling us it’s so. They also repeat over and over again that it’s the Republicans who are trying to take our freedoms away. And they want to contradict themselves on that within just a few syllables?

Hey, I think I can do that too.

“I will not permit anyone to question my willingness to permit people to question things.”

“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”

“Equal opportunity employer, women and minorities encouraged to apply.”

“I’m from the Government; I’m here to help you.”

When did it become unreasonable to expect blatant contradictions to occur across a few sentences, or maybe even paragraphs, from each other?

But out of the hundreds of comments on Jonathan Martin’s blog, most of them, or large chunk of them, are of this flavor: “Hooray, this is an issue we can use to help him win!” No, that’s not what you’re thinking — by “him,” they mean OBAMA!

“Mike” (8/20/08, 11:56 AM) is a good model cookie-cutter, by which a number of other morsels have been cut from the dough.

Of course McRove is questioning your patriotism, they’re republicans – that’s what they do! Now he’s trying to weasel out of it. You should repeat this every day until the election – McCain said you would “rather win an election if losing a war was the cost. He said it. Now whack him over the head with it!

+++snicker+++ By all means, Barry Hussein. And while you’re at it, whack us over the head with how you’re not going to let him say it anymore. Or anybody else either.

These people have no common sense at all. Normally, I’d worry about that — in fact, I still do. But common sense is something you have to have, in order to make things happen and get what you want.

Al Gore, Howard Dean, John Kerry, John Edwards, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama. They all expected things to happen, they all used diseased logic — not just weak, but badly diseased — and each and every single one of them must have really expected things to happen as they said they did, because they went very far in staking their reputations on it happening.

To believe Obama will win, I have to believe, first, that he’s going to break some kind of pattern here.

Well…it still is possible. God help us if it happens. But Dear Lord, I don’t wanna be that guy. With a fan base like this, he could use all the help he can get. And he’s not gonna get it.

Best Sentence XXXVII

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Cassy

He may be filled with all the hope-changeyness in the universe, but this guy has got about as much spine as a jellyfish.

…earns the Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) award, #37.

Because that beauty (the sentence, not the writer) sums up everything that matters. Absolutely everything.

Best Obama Facts

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Buck thinks this is the best Obama satire site (he says so here).

4. Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.

17. Obama often says “uh” in his speeches in order to irritate Bill O’Rilley who hangs onto his every word.

32. US Mail Service published Obama’s resume on a new first class stamp.

Conventions are coming up. I wonder if that will be the end of this “Messiah” crap; if it’ll all be more about the difference between Obama and McCain vis a vis policies. Seems the Obama campaign is already trying to head off in that direction, but they’re still keeping one foot on this “Obama’s a Lightworker And You Are Not” platform. I have the impression that word’s gotten around the O campaign that they’ve overdone this and they need to start thinning it out. The hitch in the giddy-up is that if Obama talks “I’m Wonderful,” he doesn’t have to talk policy, and if he talks policy there’s less room for the “I’m Wonderful” stuff. But “I’m Wonderful” is not the presence of substance, it is more like absence. It is a hole. Seems to be a vacuum nature is rather slow to abhor.

Perhaps the campaign has also learned — when Obama declares a policy position on a Monday, he’s surely flip-flopping by Wednesday. The sad truth few are willing to put into words or print: He wasn’t selected for policy positions. He was selected because he’s the Real Deal.

REAL DEAL: Flattering slang attached to an individual who possesses a unique ability to sell products unneeded.

How sad is that.

The democrat party gets all excited about an individual’s ability to sell policy that will probably be bad policy and thus need an excellent salesman — before they even settle on what the policy is going to be.

But it’s an effective technique. It’d be easier for McCain to eat tomato soup with chopsticks, than to take down Obama, because the battlefield is rhetoric and not substance. McCain will never beat Obama on rhetoric. His only hope is that by November, people will be sick and tired of He Who Walks On Water. But…that is more than a fair shot, because a little of Mr. Lightworker goes a long way.

Twenty-Five Signs You Won’t Be Voting for Obama

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

From National Review Online, via Boortz:

It’s unlikely you’ll vote for Obama if you….
1. aren’t a news anchor.
2. read the New York Times for pretty much the same reason the NSA monitors radio transmissions.
3. automatically conclude that the person laughing in the car next to you must be listening to Rush. Or maybe Obama off teleprompter.
4. dislocated your shoulder trying to explain Obama’s position on Iraq to co-workers.
5. find autobiographies generally more interesting when the author has, you know, done something.

…and twenty more. With a scoring system at the end, and everything.

Obama on Term Limits

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Via Wall Street Journal. Who is going to apply some mental elbow grease to this, or pretend to, and come to the honest conclusion that Sen. Obama is looking out for the interests of voting and democracy?

Asked about whether he supports term limits, the Illinois Senator was unequivocal: “I’m generally not in favor of term limits. Nobody is term-limiting the lobbyists or the slick operators walking around the halls of Congress. I believe in one form of term limits. They’re called elections.”

Wow, how can you argue with that? He’s even upholding the dignity of the greatest legislative chamber in the world by talking like a snotty teenager, and everything.

Well, WSJ goes on to shed light on what’s going on here:

Even in 2006 midterm elections, when Republicans lost control of Congress and voters were angry with incumbents, 94% of incumbents won re-election. Normally, re-election rates in the House are closer to 96% and here’s one reason: Incumbents on average raise $2 million per election — or three times more than challengers.

So, the corrupting power structure in Washington and lifetime politicians can relax. When it comes to cleaning up the swamp of special interests inside the Washington beltway, Mr. Obama may be touting a slogan of “change you can believe in,” but he sounds more and more like a defender of the status quo.

It’s a vicious cycle, and Barack Obama knows it. Incumbents raise more money than challengers; incumbents spend more money on advertising. The price of advertising goes up. As the price of advertising goes up, the incumbent advantage over challengers is widened. As the advantage of incumbents over their challengers is widened, it makes more financial sense for those interested in legislative outcome to donate the incumbents, and so the incumbents raise more money. After a few cycles have been completed, what you have is an entrenched power structure that has a vested interest in the price of advertising staying high, and then the high cost of advertising ensures that the merry-go-round cranks over a few more cycles.

If the incumbent has been in there a long time and is highly likely to win because of it, and you like him, it seems to make a whole lot of sense. That is not true of first-term Sen. Obama, but it’s true of a lot of his friends, fer sure.

The Desert Lover

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Via Rick, a more-impressive-than-usual sampling of just plain raw unfettered stupidity from the Huffington Post.

We like to belabor the obvious here at The Blog That Nobody Reads…so first, we’ll read Ms. Haydn’s remarks in full…then some bullet points.

Have you ever gone through a really dry period sexually? At first you get angry that you’re being neglected and ignored, and you act out. Then one day you wake up with a sense of nonchalance and you start to marvel at how much you’re getting done, and how much easier it is not to care. And then… one day, maybe a stranger comes and begins to romance you and strokes your hair in a sort of contemplative way, uttering the most delightful insights. He touches your hand softly and then a little more firmly, awakening the feelings that you thought you’d left behind, and then you start speaking really poetically and hearing melodies and then suddenly you WANT IN! You want back in the game and you think ‘spring is here’… YES WE CAN!

Barack Obama is inspiring us like a desert lover, a Washington Valentino. We who have felt apathetic, angry at two (likely) stolen elections, K-Street hegemony, the “pornography of the trivial”* in journalism and culture; we who are heartbroken over a war we knew was wrong, we who thought (especially after Baby Bush got in a 2nd time) that America got what it asked for; we who stopped wanting to participate ’cause it doesn’t matter whether we do or don’t; we have a crush. We’re talking about it; we’re getting involved, we’re tuning in and turning out in numbers we haven’t seen in ages. My musician friends and I are writing songs to inspire people and couples all over America are making love again and shouting “yes we can” as they climax!

The downside is that when the Republican fear factory goes into full production come election time, and even superdelegate time, potentially causing the Dems to hand-pick Hillary instead of Prince Charming because we are afraid that America will vote McCain over a candidate who is willing to meet with Ahmadinejad, it is quite possible that all the passion and revolutionary spirit being stoked by Senator Obama could turn into an equally powerful force of apathy and even rage. We who never felt like participating in the democratic process before (or when we did our votes were not counted), could end up feeling more disappointed and disenfranchised than ever. It’s almost worse than never having cared at all. Beware the wrath of the forsaken lover.

Obama, and also Clinton, must be unequivocal in their rhetoric that the need for unity, which they both so often espouse, doesn’t just mean unifying around them. It means really unifying around the Democratic Party and Democratic candidates for every office, and holding them to task for all the promises of “justice and change.” We newly impassioned citizens need to feel included and incentivized, no matter who gets the nomination.

If Obama is like a lover who has awakened our desire to dream and participate again after so many years in the desert of political apathy, I would just ask that he be responsible and help us channel our newly stirred passion into something even bigger than him, whether or not it works out: the democratic process.

1. The whole point of the essay is not attributes of the “desert lover,” but feelings she has about him when he arrives. Not exactly complimentary to Sen. Obama. Insulting, really, when you think about it.
2. The feelings she has for the “desert lover,” in turn, are inspired by, more than anything else, the long period of time that elapsed before he arrived. Even more insulting toward Sen. Obama. Is there nothing remarkable about him worth mentioning? So many others among his fan base insist there is. Ms. Haydn seems to be the exception!
3. Ms. Haydn never once says definitively whether or not she voted in these two elections she coyly hints might have been stolen. Indeed, there is much verbiage to strongly suggest she did not. It would be strange to have such resentment over the theft of elections in which one did not participate, but by the time I’m done reading her screed I wouldn’t put much past her.
4. Ms. Haydn further insists that democracy is one of the few things that are “even bigger than him”; I wish she spent a few sentences defining what that means to her. She seems to have affection for it only when it produces an outcome she likes, so I believe she is having an Inigo Montoya moment with democracy. I do not believe it means what she thinks it means.

I have one other observation to make about this piece, or rather about a comment that appeared underneath it. I personally marked as a “Favorite” this remark from “Renoir” in response to a certain “Jake” who put down Ms. Haydn’s ramblings as nothing more than a schoolgirl crush:

Hi Jake…Maybe it’s a more mature crush than one of an adolescent, as you wittily describe. After all, he’s a known entity and we know he’s polite to his Mother. Maybe it’s the sort of crush that is mature enough to know the Real Deal and brave enough to try to believe again. You know… a winter romance! Just in the nick of time!

I marked it as a favorite because Renoir managed to work in one of my favorite phrases:

I’m still unconvinced that we have a definition for “real deal,” of any sort. The kind where, you isolate ten people who’ve been caught throwing this slogan around, question them in solitude, and you get back fewer than ten unique answers. One uniform answer? Forget it.

And so it falls to me, to pick out a functional use of the term, one that fits all, or most, of the popular uses of it.

Deep breath…here we go.

REAL DEAL: Flattering slang attached to an individual who possesses a unique ability to sell products unneeded.

I cringe in embarrassment for democrats when I review history and see what kind of individual earns all this adoring, heartsick praise from them. It’s not a 2008 phenomenon. It’s got something to do with being a fairly handsome male, but that isn’t it because they’ve been engaging in a long-term trend of showering “Mr. Universe” type adulation upon gentlemen who were just barely above average in the looks department.

They seem to be confusing mediocrity with excellence. That would make sense; that’s exactly what they want the rest of us to do.

But I’m afraid the truth is even darker than that. The one common trait Sen. Obama shares with Sen. Kennedy and Gov. Clinton, is what is the subject of Real Deal. The ability to sell ice cubes to eskimos. To motivate people to do things toward which they would be less than motivated, without the presence of a salesman who is so ambitious and motivated in his sales acumen, that he can make sales that are clearly less than helpful to the buyers’ interests.

Basically, to lie.

You review the history of overwhelmingly exciting candidates within the democrat party, and the attribute common to all of those super-exciting candidates is that they can sell things.

This is not good.

When the product is needed and decent, the salesmanship of he who sells it, is a non-issue.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Unenthralled

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Oh boy howdee, does George Will ever know how to cut to the quick when he wants to. This one paragraph says as much as I think needs to be said, though:

Does Obama have the sort of adviser a candidate most needs — someone sufficiently unenthralled to tell him when he has worked one pedal on the organ too much? If so, Obama should be told: Enough, already, with the we-are-who-we-have-been-waiting-for rhetorical cotton candy that elevates narcissism to a political philosophy.

Shshshshshshshshshhhhhhhhh… Don’t tell him & his too much.

Obama is the comet that swings around our solar system every sixteen years without fail. Youngest out of everyone running, in fact, out of all who have been running; destined to win; talks about change a lot, with no details, or very few. Obama, Clinton, Carter, JFK.

But Obama stands alone in being a black box. No, I don’t mean that as a racist term. I mean that as a computer-technical term:

Black box is a technical term for a device or system or object when it is viewed primarily in terms of its input and output characteristics. Almost anything might occasionally be referred to as a black box: a transistor, an algorithm, humans, the Internet.

The opposite of a black box is a system where the inner components or logic are available for inspection (such as a free software/open source program) which is sometimes known as a white box, a glass box, or a clear box.

 • In computer programming and software engineering, black box testing is used to check that the output of a program is as expected, given certain inputs. The term “black box” is used because the actual program being executed is not examined.
 • In computing in general, a black box program is one where the user cannot see its inner workings (perhaps because it is a closed source program) or one which has no side effects and the function of which need not be examined, a routine suitable for re-use.
 • Also in computing, a Black Box refers to a piece of equipment provided by a vendor, for the purpose of using that vendor’s product. It is often the case that the vendor maintains and supports this equipment, and the company receiving the Black Box typically are hands-off.

Here is where Obama stands alone. Clinton/Carter/JFK sold themselves as populist democracy rising, like Phoenix out of the ashes, from the rubble of aged, wrinkled, rotten plutocracy. All of those gentlemen presented themselves as listeners…champions of the common man. And all of them presented an illusion, in this way, to some extent.

Obama stands alone in that his illusion is complete. His black-box-ness is unyielding. Obama gets an idea in his head…this is good…that’s bad…we need to do this…we have to get away from that. Did you have any input on that? Because I didn’t, and nobody else I know had any input on it.

The man scolds like a baby vomits. Every day, sometimes multiple times a day. This is good, that’s bad, these people are lying, those people are wonderful, blah blah blah blah blah. Like an involuntary reflex. Nothing, so far as I can recall, is ever reinforced by anything — and he changes his positions on a whim. That’s why I see Obama as a much more likely victor in this year’s election, if it was held tomorrow, compared to the way things exist in reality with the election held in November. Nothing that happens between this day and that one is going to significantly help him.

He’ll just change his positions a whole lot, and every time he does, a tiny smidgen of these populists who are starved for some representation in Washington that will earn their confidence, will say: What? What’s this? When did you decide this? Why didn’t you ask me?

And no, I don’t think he has any “adviser[s]…sufficiently unenthralled to tell him when he has worked one pedal on the organ too much.” I don’t think he has anyone like that. Not a single one.

That is the country’s only hope, when you get down to it. Quick, how many past presidents ran campaigns that could have been described as “overconfident” — and won? It seems humility is a prerequisite for this position. And Obama is completely missing it.

That’s my hope, anyway.

Why Do Europeans Love Obama?

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

By Victor Davis Hanson.

Let us count the ways:

1) Obama’s tax code, support of big government programs and redistribution of income, and subservience to UN directives…

Monoglot2) He offers Euros a sort of cheap assuagement of guilt—in classic liberal style…

3) Europe is weak militarily and won’t invest in its own defense. But with Obama, they believe the US will subject its enormous military strength to international organizations—usually run by utopian Europeans. So they will play a thinking-man’s Athens to our muscular Rome…

4) Style, style, style…Instead of a strutting, Bible-quoting Texan, replete with southern accent and ‘smoke-em’ out lingo, they get an athletic, young, JFK-ish metrosexual…

5) Obama reassures Europeans that they, not American right-wingers, “won” the classical debates of the 1990s over economics, foreign policy, and government. He is a world citizen, who buys into human-created massive global warming, wind and solar over nuclear and clean coal, high taxes, and cradle-to-grave entitlements, and resentments of the rich…

The final irony?

The hated George Bush is still around; Chirac, Schroeder, Villapin et al. are history. Iraq is secure. Iran is becoming isolated. North Korea supposedly is denuked. And America is reassuring a jittery Europe that we will stick by them in a world of bullying Russians and Chinese.

A Modest Prediction

In 5 years, Europeans will prefer George Bush to a “We are right behind you” Obama.

This is me again. I have been taking a particularly keen interest in the variety of ways in which teenagers are raised by their parents. I notice that in some households, if there are any chores to be done at all in the upkeep on those households, the teenagers are spared all of it. For them, life becomes a never-ending procession of leisure activities, get-togethers with their friends, while mommy and daddy do all the work. Other teenagers are expected to help out. If there is manual labor to be done, some of them are expected to do their share before they are allowed to eat.

I also see some teenagers hate their parents and don’t seem to be able to articulately state, exactly, why that is.

Overall, I notice the teenagers who are afforded these existences of all-play-and-no-work, seem to be the ones with all these resentments toward their parents, and can’t say why.

Europe has earned a reputation, over several generations, of not having to fight her own wars. That continent acts very much, to my perception, like these teenagers who are spared all of the work, and are allowed to cast it off onto someone else. They don’t like us for our “cowboy mentality” and our “go-it-alone attitude”; it would make much more sense to dislike us for the ultimate effects of those attitudes we are supposed to have, than to dislike us for the attitudes themselves. But every European or European sympathizer who sets out to explain the cause-and-effect chain reaction set off by our cowboy attitude, ends up delivering some rambling, sloppy thesis of nonsense.

Methinks VDH has put into words what the European intelligentsia cannot. They’re motivated by style, and they have pubescent, simmering resentments toward us because they know our country has been doing their work.

I could be wrong about that. I may read a little bit more about this than the average bear, but other folks have been to Europe, and my little Europe-virgin feet have never touched it’s soil. So I think it is important to remember what it is I do not know. BUT — I have seen a lot of years roll by, during which time I’ve seen a lot of Europeans condemn the U.S. for trying to get things done, and occasionally lavish upon us praise for being idle. There seems to be a certain consistency in their wishes for things to be left the same way throughout the world with our presence, as those things would exist in our complete absence.

I dunno. Perhaps it is possible some academic types over in Rome, Lisbon, London, Paris, et al, nurse a simmering desire that our country remains completely ineffectual on the world’s stage — and it would still somehow remain seemly to call them “friends.” But I don’t see how. I don’t think, with friends like those, we have too much of a need for enemies. And far from bragging rights, their adoration of Mr. Obama seems to me to leave him with something for which he needs to apologize. I certainly would think about it, if I were him.

Levels of Experience

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Heh. Colorado Governor Bill Ritter downplays his own appeal as a potential VP candidate running with He Who Walks On Water. I’m not worthy…I’m not worthy…

All proceeds according to plan, until Ritter tastes toenail.

…I think there are a lot of things that he has to take into consideration. I’ve been governor for 18 months. My experience before that was as a district attorney. I loved being a district attorney…but I don’t think that’s what Barack Obama’s looking for in a vice president. I’ve been governor for 18 months. It’s been a great experience. But it’s just 18 months…Obama has to think about experience…levels of experience…
:
Caller Richard from Windsor: “Governor, you said 18 months’ experience wasn’t enough experience as governor to be the vice president. Would you want to contrast that with the 143 days’ experience Obama as senator before he decided he had enough experience to be president.”

Ritter: All I can tell ya is I am a fan of Barack Obama’s. Met him in 2004 during his campaign for Senate…You meet him and discover there’s something very different about him. That’s all I’ll say.

This brings to mind a couple of the things I know about people, minus what I was told when I was a child:

15. People who have been duped by something and have come to realize it, want everyone else to be duped in the same way.
16. People who are overly concerned about their emotions, don’t want anyone else to be overly concerned with thinking.

The Definitive Obama Puff Piece

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

This is a few weeks old by now, almost “blast from the past” stuff. But I didn’t see it when it came out, I’ve not heard of anyone writin’ ‘er up…and it’s way too good to let float on by, any further.

Apologies to you if you’re a fellow blogger who managed to capture it, and I missed it. We’ve all been there.

But I’m gonna collar it now. Life, as they say, imitates The Onion.

Hailed by media critics as the fluffiest, most toothless, and softest-hitting coverage of the presidential candidate to date, a story in this week’s Time magazine is being called the definitive Barack Obama puff piece.
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According to political analysts, the Time piece features the most lack-of-depth reporting on Obama ever published, and for the first time reveals a number of inconsequential truths about the candidate, including how he keeps in shape on the campaign trail, and which historical figures the presidential hopeful would choose to have dinner with.

“The sheer breadth of fluff in this story is something to be marveled at,” New York Times Washington bureau chief Dean Baquet said. “It’s all here. Favorite books, movies, meals, and seasons of the year ranked one through four. Sure, we asked Obama what his favorite ice cream was, but Time did us one better and asked, ‘What’s your favorite ice cream, really?‘”

Time managing editor Rich Stengel said he was proud of the Obama puff piece, and that he hoped it would help to redefine the boundaries of journalistic drivel.

On a related note, parent site Webloggin, in linking to us, noted Obama’s “nice flip flop” on the gas tax rebate. Webloggin also wants to know: When is some effort made to find out what exactly a “windfall profit” is?

The Wall Street Journal agrees with that inquiry.

The “windfall profits” tax is back, with Barack Obama stumping again to apply it to a handful of big oil companies. Which raises a few questions: What is a “windfall” profit anyway? How does it differ from your everyday, run of the mill profit? Is it some absolute number, a matter of return on equity or sales — or does it merely depend on who earns it?

Enquiring entrepreneurs want to know. Unfortunately, Mr. Obama’s “emergency” plan, announced on Friday, doesn’t offer any clarity. To pay for “stimulus” checks of $1,000 for families and $500 for individuals, the Senator says government would take “a reasonable share” of oil company profits.

All of which raises some interesting questions, and the WSJ sets about defining what those questions might be. But that is all they can do, without some further information from The Enlightened One. And who knows, maybe someone from the media will ask him.

But don’t count on it. There are those boundaries of journalistic drivel to be pushed out. To say nothing of ice cream flavors.

In the Pocket of Big Oil

Monday, August 4th, 2008

New Obama ad reported by Jake Tapper of ABC News:

As Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., kicks off a week focused on energy, his campaign will on Monday begin running a new TV ad that attacks Sen. John McCain as “in the pocket of big oil.”

“Every time you fill your tank, the oil companies fill their pockets,” the narrator says as the screen reads: “$143 Billion in Profits Over the Last Year.”
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As the camera pulls back from the photo of McCain to reveal him standing with President Bush, the narrator says, “After one president in the pocket of big oil, we can’t afford another. Barack Obama: A windfall profits tax on big oil to give families a thousand dollar rebate. A president who’ll stand up for you.”

I’m missing something here. This is supposed to be Barack Obama’s election to lose? And he’s going to win it by doing what President Bush has been doing, right before the democrats got particularly nasty in criticizing him?

When do they start apologizing for saying these tax rebates wouldn’t do anything? Bad when he does it, good when they do it?

Doesn’t the Irony-O-Meter burst a gasket at some point, if the challenger is continuing the policies of the current President, bragging about doing so, and in the same breath comparing his opponent to that incumbent?

And, of course there’s the million dollar question: How does making a product more expensive for companies to sell, make it any cheaper for that product to be purchased?

I’m sure those questions will be asked. Harshly. On live television. By someone with the balls to say “I’m sorry Senator, that doesn’t answer the question I just asked you.”

Where the Hillary Supporters Go From Here

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Me, opining about human nature a little over a month ago

I do not understand how this fools people. It seems to be a public-relations ploy that goes back to Roman times, and doubtlessly extends back thousands of years before that…unchanged.

The political contender says,

I want people to be unified after they’re forced to agree with me

And what he really means, is…

I want people to be unified after they’re forced to agree with me

And after untold thousands of years of this bait-and-switch game, people still gulp it down like it’s yummy caramel-covered popcorn. Mmmm…look, he wants to unify people!

DRJ, offering a guest post at Patterico’s today:

Now that the primaries are over and Obama is the presumptive nominee, he wants the Michigan and Florida delegations to have full voting rights in the interests of “party unity” … a/k/a party unity for him.

From the story linked:

Obama sent a letter Sunday to the party’s credentials committee, asking members to reinstate the delegates’ voting rights when the committee meets at the start of the convention in Denver.

The delegates were originally stripped because the two states violated party rules by holding primaries before Feb. 5. The delegates from each state were given half-votes at a contentious party meeting in May, as part of a compromise designed to give two important states some role at the convention.

Obama’s former Democratic rival, Hillary Rodham Clinton, had won both primaries, though Obama’s name was not on the Michigan ballot and neither candidate campaigned in Florida.

“I believe party unity calls for the delegates from Florida and Michigan to be able to participate fully alongside the delegates from the other states and territories,” Obama said in the letter.

Unity! +++chuckle+++

Okay, it wasn’t that much of a prophecy because I was already talking about the Obamessiah. But it is an interesting commentary on how little the tactics change over time, and are likely to change from here on out.

And that — you know, that’s a little bit on the strange side if not on the unexpected one. The dude talks about “change” all the time. But he doesn’t do much of it, does he?

Cross-posted at Cassy Fiano’s.

Obama is Questioned

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

I see over at Old Hippie’s space, some New York Times editors sat down with The Chosen One in the classic job-interview-horseshoe configuration, and proceeded to pound him mercilessly:

Editor #2 (male, older, seersucker suit with bow tie): Great … by the way, you’re looking remarkably fit. Do you work out?

Editor #3 (younger, female, described as hip and fashionable): Of course he works out Perkins … and he runs and he plays basketball. And he’s very health conscious about his diet. Duh.

Obama: I try. You had some questions?

Editor #1: Right. First, you’ve submitted an op-ed titled “My Plan for Iraq” a week ahead of a planned trip to the Middle East, including Iraq. Do you think it would make more sense to hold off on the op-ed until you’ve finished your trip and had a chance to get on the ground there and talk with military commanders, Iraqi leaders and others? Just wondering … not a problem if you don’t think so.

Obama: I understand what you’re saying, and I will of course be talking to many people during this upcoming visit. But talking and listening are two different things. I intend to do a fair amount of talking, frankly a lot of talking … listening, eh, not so much. I think the American people have shown they really like it when I talk. I suspect that foreign folks will react in pretty much the same manner. At some point, I might go on a listening tour. It depends on the polls.

Heh. Pretty good. Go read it all.

Another Brittle Obama Fan

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Did He Give You Permission?The poor dears. Their emotions are so raw after having committed to such a thoroughly incapable and lackluster candidate who doesn’t stand for anything, the least little thing will set ’em off…like, for example, a bumper sticker depicting a Calvin look-alike piddling on The Name Of The Chosen One…

[Doug] McKain told the officer he and his wife were driving home when they noticed a female motorist looking closely at his truck. The couple drove home then pulled into their driveway.

“Mr. McKain said shortly later the same person (Ms. [Chynethia] Gragg) pulled up to his residence (blocking his driveway behind his truck.) Mr. McKain said Ms. Gragg began to rant and rave about the sticker on the back of his truck,” the court document states.

McKain told police Gragg shouted numerous profanities at him and his wife.

“Mr. McKain said Ms. Gragg said she (would) get someone to take care of him later,” the report said.

Gragg was issued a trespass warning and then arrested on the threat charge, a misdemeanor. She was released Wednesday from the Fort Bend County Jail on $500 bond.

We’re bound to see more of this. I have some of my own experiences with it. Let’s give it a name: “Messiah Rage” works for me. It’s shorter than “Buyer’s Remorse Over Thoroughly Mediocre and Incapable Presidential Candidate Syndrome.”

H/T: Karol.

Jon Voight Hates Hippies

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Via Ace

Cool guy.

The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way. It seems to me that if Mr. Obama wins the presidential election, then Messrs. Farrakhan, Wright, Ayers and Pfleger will gain power for their need to demoralize this country and help create a socialist America.

The Democrats have targeted young people, knowing how easy it is to bring forth whatever is needed to program their minds. I know this process well. I was caught up in the hysteria during the Vietnam era, which was brought about through Marxist propaganda underlying the so-called peace movement. The radicals of that era were successful in giving the communists power to bring forth the killing fields and slaughter 2.5 million people in Cambodia and South Vietnam. Did they stop the war, or did they bring the war to those innocent people? In the end, they turned their backs on all the horror and suffering they helped create and walked away.

Outside of Ace’s excerpt, Voight concludes…

…while a misleading portrait of Mr. Obama is being perpetrated by a media controlled by the Democrats, the Obama camp has sent out people to attack the greatness of Sen. John McCain, whose suffering and courage in a Hanoi prison camp is an American legend.

Gen. Wesley Clark, who himself has shame upon him, having been relieved of his command, has done their bidding and become a lying fool in his need to demean a fellow soldier and a true hero.

This is a perilous time, and more than ever, the world needs a united and strong America. If, God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened in every way.

Yeah, well some people will like us better. Of course, with friends like those who needs enemies. But what the hell.

This Is Good LII

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

H/T: Flopping Aces.