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This Is Good XLVIII

Friday, February 29th, 2008

This is better than good. It’s probably the funniest thing I’ve read all week, as well as successfully making the most salient and understated point…

My Solution to Iraq Is to Never Have Gone There
An Editorial by Senator Barack Obama

Iraq continues to be a serious problem, and the Bush administration has done nothing but increase the problem and cause unnecessary deaths. It is a mess, but I have a solution: I would never have gone there.

The Iraq War will be a big problem to inherit, but it would not be if we hadn’t have gone there. That’s why that is my solution.
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As for Al Qaeda in Iraq, I don’t think they would be a problem if we hadn’t had gone. Maybe they already were there and working with some support from Saddam, but I still think not having gone there is a risk worth taking. You may worry about all the terrorists there and whether they have intentions for attacking America, but you wouldn’t if we hadn’t had gone.
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The future. And not just any future; a future where we look forward and say, “We shouldn’t have gone to Iraq.”

Peace Plan

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

Last summer I had to salute FrankJ’s peace plan for its potential, its viability, and for the point it made, which was similar to one I had made but more charmingly stated, and much earlier.

Kate has another peace plan which is just as likely to work as Frank’s — and may be a good deal less expensive.

I see we have a lot of people among us who are energetically promoting exactly the opposite: the more languages the better. And I can’t help but notice that Kate has the balls to state exactly what benefits we are to get out of her plan, and why we are to think this is the case, whereas the multi-culti crowd can’t even begin to say what’s good about a twenty-first century Tower of Babel. Something about “diversity” and then their argument ends right freakin’ there.

Meanwhile, nobody can understand what anybody’s saying.

The Pretty Piehole

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Rachel Lucas takes the Obamamaniacs to task. It’s a wonderful bit of rightful snarking, the only hitch in the giddy-up being that she’s saved some words for yours truly as well.

You rightly feel no pointless need to burden yourselves with any responsibility for anything – that’s why you vote Democrat – and hell if this guy doesn’t fit the bill perfectly! You’ll put him in office because life’s too short to waste time learning about important issues and understanding the world at large. Oh, it’s so cute, I just want to pinch your faces! Really, really hard.

Hope!

Change!

Oops, sorry – go ahead and go change your panties, I’ll wait. I know how those words make all the blood run from your brain to your nether-regions. It’s perfectly understandable that you’d have a physical reaction at the thought of having your soul fixed by a politician.

But you don’t get all the credit, Democrats. Easy there! – don’t bogart all the glory. You may be the ones giving the Idea-Less Wonder the nomination but you’re gonna have to share some praise with a big chunk of the Republican base once he wins the White House.

See, a lot of Republicans, they HATE the guy who might defeat your Sexy Prophet of the Second Coming. This guy is known as the Great Satanic Eye-Poking Back-Stabber, and enough people will refuse to vote for him – on principle – that it pretty much ensures our souls will be safe and that we can finally be proud of our country again. Those people deserve our gratitude, too.

Well no, speaking on behalf of my fellow rats-off-the-ship, I don’t hate John McCain. I just damn sure don’t trust him.

I’ve written about this already plenty of times. Conservatism can have a shot at staying in, if & only if it re-defines itself through The Maverick. Which means all the classical points of it are done — for now. The personal responsibility, the deliberating about cause & effect before this-or-that social program is put into place. The notion that the individual is a glorious, wonderful creation of nature, capable of good judgments about his own life, entitled to freedom and the ability to defend his family.

People want, as the Obamamaniacs tell us, “change.” I say, go for it. Fight terrorism with a universal healthcare plan. Go ahead and make it prohibitively and artificially expensive to hire new people to a business or, God forbid, start a new business. Give ALL the money and power to our trial lawyers. Take all our guns away and punish violent crime with a finger-waggling and wrist-slapping or two, if you punish it at all. Pay criminals money to not misbehave. Negotiate with tyrants around the world — no exceptions. Let me know how that works out.

Yes, I know I’ll probably be around to see the wreckage in the wake of liberal policies — again.

Yes, I know that since the consequences this time might involve real bombs smuggled in by real terrorists, maybe this isn’t an appropriate time for the “go ahead and run away from home, sonny” approach.

I’m receptive to all these arguments. I agree with them. What I don’t agree with, is that McCain can spare us from any of this grief.

If he says he will, his policies will prove to contradict that.

If he names specific policies that will not, all Ted Kennedy has to do is say “stop” and McCain will do what Kennedy says.

Exceptions to that in history? I know of none.

My vision, you see, is exceptionally dark. I’ve come to think of liberalism is something that people just have to learn about every sixteen to twenty years. When a new generation runs for office, and (probably more to the point) a new generation starts voting, the first thing we have to try is a bunch of dumb ideas everybody already knows aren’t gonna work mixed up with a great big huge gob of emotionalism. I don’t think it’s a wonderful idea to embrace this tragic aspect of human nature; I’m simply unsold on the point in trying to avoid it.

But enough about my snivelling excuses. This one passage from Rachel is solid-gold:

My only regret is that we have to wait so long to install our new messianic overlord; I’m not sure my soul can wait that long for its fixin’. I’m broken here, people, broken!

And what if there’s another big terrorist attack before January 20, 2009? Our current Chimp-in-Chief might do something stupid like retaliate before sitting down with the world around a rainbow campfire and playing folk songs until harmonic convergence is achieved and they give him permission to kill the jihadist fuckers who did it. Can we risk that, America? Shouldn’t we accept the Rapture that is Obama and swear him in now? That way, there’ll only be potential action after possibly determining who might have potentially killed a few thousand people. Maybe. If France says it’s okay. We’ve alienated them quite enough.

Liberals will predictably say that Rachel has represented their position innacurately.

They will predictably be unable to say how.

This is exactly the same mistake we made with Carter and Clinton, and came very close to making with President Kerry. It’s a truism that applies to all aspects of life, outside of foreign policy. If something’s a great idea, there is no need to say “it’s a great idea because such-and-such an outside party likes it” — nor is there any need to say something’s a bad idea because so-and-so doesn’t like it. Good ideas can stand on their own, and so can bad ideas.

If you want to think rationally, you need to think about consequences. We all know this to be true. That’s why this dumb talking point prospers so well when we talk about foreign policy — in that arena, and in none other, the “what’ll happen if we do such-and-such” overlaps sloppily with “who’s gonna be mad if we do such-and-such.”

John Kerry very seldom said he’d actually fix anything, especially with regard to terrorism. I recall his preferred talking point to be that he’d bring credibility to the White House, and make people happy with the things he’d do…or more precisely, make them happy just that he’s him. These were “allies” — outsiders, people who don’t live here, people who can’t vote here and for good reason. Foreigners. And never, ever, once did I hear “allies” qualified as anyone besides France and Germany. The election in 2004 boiled down to this: Who elects Presidents in America, Americans or frenchmen? Answer: Americans. But that was then, this is now.

It’s the year of pretty pieholes. It’s the era of pretty pieholes. Pretty pieholes and bad ideas…bad ideas we seek to justify, not by arguing their merits, but by pointing out some external party would be pleased with them. The era of no-responsibility, bastard child of too-much-comfort and poor-memory. God willing, it will end slowly as we get tired of it, and not suddenly with a crash and an explosion and thousands of deaths and millions of tears.

January 17, 1982

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

That’s the answer to the question on the minds of so many this week.

That question being…

…when exactly did Michelle Obama become a legal adult?

For the uninitiated, the rest of us began to mull that one over when we heard this.

What a wonderful world in which we’d be living if, right up until election day, every time someone asked Michelle’s husband a question, they’d immiedately follow with “by the way Senator, I’ve been proud of America all my adult life and then some.” Do it until he starts squirming, and then keep right on doing it.

Our nation’s next President issued a statement about this thing his boneheaded wife trotted out to embarrass the bejeezus out of him on Monday…

What she meant was, this is the first time that she’s been proud of the politics of America…Because she’s pretty cynical about the political process, and with good reason, and she’s not alone. But she has seen large numbers of people get involved in the process, and she’s encouraged.

Michelle herself made sure her own explanation was properly synchronized on this point…

What I was clearly talking about was that I’m proud in how Americans are engaging in the political process…For the first time in my lifetime, I’m seeing people rolling up their sleeves in a way that I haven’t seen and really trying to figure this out — and that’s the source of pride that I was talking about.

One problem, though: This is not consistent with Ms. Obama’s remark.

I’ve noticed there is this tendency for the last four years or so on both sides of the fence, although democrats have been specializing in this somewhat because they’ve been forced to. Embarrassing things are qualified, subsequently, as having been taken out of “context” when if you actually take the time and trouble to look up the context, you’ll see that they were not.

And furthermore, when the invevitable “what he/she/I meant to say” statement comes out, you’ll see it isn’t a more careful phrasing of an innocuous statement that was worded a little bit unfortunately. No, you’ll see the backpedaling is something that says a completely different thing, often about a completely different subject.

And then you’ll see this snotty derision directed at anyone who might have taken those original remarks at face value. Not just political opponents. Anybody who took the words seriously.

There’s something else going on, something I first noticed when Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife’s so-called husband first began running for President sixteen years ago. Although it had been going on since before that. It’s that name “America,” and it concerns other political figures, people who have good things to say about it. The word itself requires more specificity, it seems to me. Too many people are allowed to shower great-feeling platitudes upon what they call “America,” such as “greatest country in the history of the world” or some such. And if you analyze that all-important “context” you see they’re talking about a vision of something that exists, today, only between their ears. They’re proud of that. They see this opportunity to change the country into something that will make them proud — their pride has nothing to do with anything that presently exists.

But if you listen to their remarks casually, you might be tempted to think they’re talking about pride in the country now. The pride that comes with love. The pride a mother has for a newborn baby. And that’s not what’s being said there…what’s under discussion is the pride a football fan has for his team which he is sure is about to win a game. But if it doesn’t happen, forget it.

A very critical delineation which is not being made. This is a bad thing. A lot of us who are genuinely proud of the country and think at least some of what the country does, should remain unchanged…are being fooled into supporting candidates who want to change exactly that.

But that doesn’t have much to do with Michelle Obama — who is not proud, up until now, and is not afraid to say so. Unless there are some actual consequnces involved, and then she’ll play John Kerry’s patented “you’re such a drooling clueless idiot for hearing what I said and making me actually responsible for it” card.

I’m tempted to say more, but there’s no way I can take our future First Lady down any more pegs than another woman of diverse racial background named Michelle did yesterday.

Finally Proud, Hungry for Change

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Michelle ObamaI thought it was great when blogger friend Phil highlighted the model American stump speech as retold by Mark Steyn:

My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.

Barack Obama’s wife Michelle seems to agree with the last part of the model speech:

“Hope is making a comeback and, let me tell you, for the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country. Not just because Barack is doing well, but I think people are hungry for change,” she said during a rally in downtown Milwaukee.

“I have seen people who are hungry to be unified around some basic common issues and it has made me proud,” she told supporters.

Okay, so she’s not talking about 1994 when we put Republicans in charge of Congress and she’s not talking about 1980 when we elected Reagan. Michelle Obama was an adult during those times, so we can pretty well establish she doesn’t mean any ol’ “basic common issues.”

She’s talking about the “issues” embraced by people who are supportive of her husband. You know, that whittles the field down a great big bunch, or not at all, depending on your point of view. What are Barack’s issues? Well, I know he wants to pull out of Iraq. Beyond that all I’ve heard about the guy is that it’s so wonderful he’s serving as a Senator even though he isn’t a big ol’ fat corrupt drunk white guy from a privileged family who thinks himself above the law (and I note with interest it’s one of Obama’s most fervent supporters who is most responsible for starting that stereotype). And that he has a really warm personality and makes people feel good…which aren’t “common issues.”

So for the first time in her life, Michelle Obama feels proud of her country because it’s about to retreat. Surrender fast or we just might win, and all that.

Perhaps she misspoke. Perhaps she meant to say she’s always been proud of her country and is just extra-extra proud now. But that isn’t what she said, and Occam’s Razor does not smile favorably on this — instead, it leans toward the Fifth Column.

If we can make a big ol’ election fight out of this, the country stands a good chance to make some lemonade out of these three sour lemons with which we’ve been saddled as we try to put a decent butt in the chair behind the most powerful desk in the world. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if it became impossible to moderate a presidential debate in 2008 without asking “Senator, this next question is for you: Should Americans be proud?” And…a simple yes or no will be just fine. You have one second for this one.

For the same situation to exist in all the elections from here on out, would be even better. Might not change anything. But it couldn’t hurt.

Operation Yellow Elephant

Monday, February 18th, 2008

We live in a “Daily Show” age, one chock full of silly arguments constructed to offer a semblance of durability without being the slightest bit workable or structurally sound. These are the ideas so confounding and absurd, that whenever you hear them they’re packaged inseparably with a thick layer of obfuscating sarcasm. They can’t be uttered without the requisite bitterly ironic humor. There’s ALWAYS a chuckle at the end. If the idea is taken seriously for even a fraction of a second, it crumbles.

I’m not at all surprised to see ideas like this.

But I’m a little bit taken aback seeing a website dedicated to one of them.

Of course, even there, the idea is never expressed seriously even for a moment without the requisite above-mentioned thick layer of confounding sarcasm. So…out of necessity…and this is always the case…I shall have to do my best to extrapolate it.

My support for the war is revealed to be…

a. Morally tenuous
b. Hypocritical
c. Craven and cowardly
d. Prohibited by law
e. Insincere
f. Worthy of a rap across the knuckles with a ruler by an angry nun
g. Shenanigans!
h. Dumb and stupid, and I’m a big ol’ dopey pie-head
i. All of the above

…because I…
a. Don’t serve
b. Have never served
c. Haven’t personally killed anyone
d. Haven’t been in a fist fight lately
e. Haven’t donated blood
f. Haven’t donated food
g. Haven’t donated money
h. Haven’t been to Iraq or Afghanistan
i. Any of the above

Part of the reason I’m surprised to see this idea enshrined in a blog of its own, is that it seemed to me its glory days had already passed. I’m actually relieved to see this is not the case, because I was never able to dissect this. Maybe this is a great second-chance.

First — we need to find out what’s supposed to happen to me. The nice folks who push this idea, I’m sure, would be righteously indignant at any insinuation that they’re opposed to freedom of speech or expression of ideas contrary to theirs, but you see, it’s impossible to tell that for sure. Their beloved idea is so consistently propagated with that all-important thick enveloping of dark humor and sarcasm, that I’m not sure what they want done and neither is anyone else. Should I be fined $100 for supporting this war in which I’m not fighting? Or should we get rid of our “all-volunteer” military and force people like me to go to the recruiting station?

No, I’m not one of the guys who volunteered. But I understand why they did. I think they were raised the way I was, in a series of rituals that might seem at the time to be unimportant, but when you grow up change the way you look at everything. Like taking the garbage out. What little kid hasn’t complained about having to do that…and yet, if I used the “Operation Yellow Elephant” argument on my mother, which would boil down to the time-honored outburst of “why is it MY job…I don’t see YOU taking out the garbage”…I would have received a stern lecture about we all have to do our part, your father works to support this family and I cook and clean so that you have food to eat and clothes to wear. So, no, you don’t have to see us taking out the garbage. We’ve done our part, you have yours, they’re all important and they’re all appreciated.

But I’ll be damned if I’m going to see you sitting around doing what you want all day while everyone else does all the work, just because you fancy yourself to be a brilliant savant of irittating, snotty protestations.

Not that I see our men and women in Iraq and Afghanistan as being on par with taking out the garbage…

…well, wait, actually I do. Garbage men are worthy of appreciation. If you don’t have any garbage men, the garbage piles up and pretty soon you’re buried in it; seems to me with the peace dividend of a decade ago, that’s exactly what we had been doing.

But I digress. I think, with this evidence there are people still peddling the thoroughly discredited “you can’t support the war if you don’t fight in it” argument, what I’m seeing are people who were raised by that other kind of Mom. The no-spank-em, Dr.-Benjamin-Spock Mom. The lowercase-m mom.

She said, “you’re absolutely right, sweetie, I shouldn’t be asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do myself” and cheerfully took the garbage out. Hugs!

And so we have a bunch of people walking around, with the same privileges as you and me, who think — but won’t say outright, not without that all-important thick enveloping of obfuscating sarcasm — nobody should do anything. About anything. They’d like to package their message as “you can’t appreciate what anybody does if you aren’t doing that yourself” — as if that were any more legitimate. But their message really is that you can’t appreciate anybody…period. They were raised from infancy, not having to.

The time came for their lowercase-m moms to educate them about the things they enjoy that are connected to the efforts of others, and the lowercase-m moms took a pass. Why do I say this? Because if you simply accept that most basic of truths, that the staples of our lives — nevermind the luxuries — involve such a diversification and disparity of specialized efforts, that simply going about our daily routines involves a dependence on the beneficial actions of others and we’d better damn well be thankful for them…just incorporating that truism, you inflict such a devastating assault on the ramshackle argument that it dissolves like a sugarcube canoe.

If, on the other hand, you accept the O.Y.E. argument — and nobody’s saying you should, without that little sarcastic chuckle on the end — what a busy life you have now! Because you need to get those coffee beans picked and roasted for tomorrow’s brew. And then you need to pump some crude oil out of the ground and refine it into gasoline for your car. And slaughter that cow, which of course you raised from calf-hood, for your next roast beef sandwich.

Because you aren’t allowed to appreciate anything, or by extension to make any kind of use of it, unless you participate in it personally. Or, to look at it a more direct way, if you don’t participate in anything personally, you are obligated to condemn and deplore it.

Now pardon me, I’m off to take out the garbage. And go build some keyboards while I’m at it.

Hopeful

Monday, February 18th, 2008

H/T: Neo-Neocon, via Rain in the Doorway.

We Act Like We Want More

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

Effectiveness? Zero.Gerard chose to caption the picture you see to the left “After the predictable killings comes the predictable vigil. Effectiveness? Zero.” Of course, that depends on how you define effectiveness. Nobody wants such acts of violence to occur and re-occur again and again. Not wanting it is easy. Acting like you don’t want it to happen again…that’s the tough part.

I think the vigil is remarkably effective. Effective for selling newspapers and getting people to tune in to the idjit box, that is. Effective at preventing the next murderous rampage? Not so much. And, as Gerard points out, the gun free zone doesn’t do much either. The way we make rules to address things like this, and the way we talk about it when the rules don’t do what we thought they were designed to do…none of this stuff looks like we really want the carnage to stop. Simply put, we act like we want more.

What I think is going unmentioned here is the ever-evolving way in which we talk about newsworthy events like this. It’s something we’ve discussed here before, noting how strange the wording seems now in a contemporary article about a horrible San Francisco accident in 1900. We put a lot of effort now into making things more seeeeeeennnnnsitive before they make it into the newspaper. In the case of structural accidents at football games, this has little to no effect at all on the likelihood the accident will happen again.

Not so much the case with people shooting other people, though. I think deep down everybody understands that.

Seldom does anybody directly address it, though.

Case in point: Another article about a horrible newsworthy event is much more recent than 1900, and closer to me than San Francisco. Specifically, this came out in my local paper on Friday (registration required). It describes the murder of a young man in a hotel parking lot a week ago. First four paragraphs…

It took Joe Hunter five years to rescue himself from the cycle of despair that followed the slaying of his 17-year-old son more than a decade ago.

When he did, Hunter made a decision: He would become a part of the lives of his five other children.

But he is being tested again.

Alex Hunter, Joe Hunter’s youngest child, was shot to death early Sunday while leaving the Doubletree Hotel off Arden Way, police said. He had just celebrated his 21st birthday when a man driving a car nearly hit his older brother in the parking lot, then got out of the car and began arguing with the group, witnesses said.

Bereaved Family…last three…

His father smiles when he talks about his son’s life, but has trouble listening to the story of his killing or looking at the bright yellow Ford Mustang the young man bought last summer.

He said he is trying to focus on remembering his son’s spirit, and he wants those who attend Alex’s funeral at 10 a.m. Monday at Antioch Baptist Church in Meadowview to dress in bright colors to celebrate his life.

“I’m going to get over … No, you can’t get over this,” Joe Hunter said. “But I’m going to stay strong, because he would want that.”

Joe Hunter’s story is indeed sad and troubling. But as my Sunday morning news channel drones on about how saaaaaaaaad the little kidlets are up in DeKalb, I’m becoming famished for some hard news about these things. They aren’t natural weather patterns, you know. Some tornado carries off a guy’s house, you can bring me some “news” about how he’s being tested and how he’s coming to grips with it and trying to stay strong. I won’t want too much else. If the house had his family inside, I’m still with ya.

But this wasn’t an Act of God.

This was an act of some dickhead with a gun.

Which makes this section in the middle of the story ironic and profoundly troubling…

Joe Londell Hunter, who was 18 when his other brother was shot to death less than two miles from the Doubletree, tried to come up with a license plate number or a suspect’s description for the police. No arrests have been made, and investigators simply said they are looking for a young man.

Sacramento Police Sgt. Matt Young said the trend of more and more simple arguments being settled with guns is “really disturbing.” Three people have been killed by gunfire in the city this year – all 22 years old or younger.

“Altercations that 15 or 20 years ago would have been handled with a fistfight, the young people in our society today are pulling out guns and killing people,” Young said. “What’s troubling is trying to pinpoint where these young people are getting this message that there’s no value attached to someone’s life.” [emphasis mine]

Where do they get the message that there’s no value attached to a life?

My answer to that would be the old adage about nature abhorring a vacuum. I don’t see any messages here that a life is worth much of anything. Yeah, there’s a family of people who are very sad now that the life is gone, I guess from that some would say the life has meaning. But I don’t think those are the people who have much need to get the message. You have to have some human decency for that to affect you.

Where’s the message that you’ll get punished if you take a life?

Where are the details that would help us everyday citizens to find this “young man”? I think it should be obvious to everyone, that phrase could benefit from a bit more narrowing-down.

If & when the young man is found, what is likely to happen to him? Depending on the circumstances when you shoot someone, there are a number of charges that could be filed, and it’s not necessary to find the perpetrator before there’s some definition involved in how the justice system is going to treat the crime. Seems to me a press that truly values human life, might see fit to mention some of that.

But above all, when people are special and have worth, you don’t just hope-against-hope they can ramble around unharmed for awhile, crying in your beer if a predator does happen to come along and carry off one or two. That is how you manage a flock of sheep. Or chickens. Except…not quite…because sheep and chickens have a little bit more value. If one or two sheep/chickens have gone missing, and then you’re out with your rifle and you see a wolf lurking around, you don’t take the time to confirm that this might, indeed, be the animal responsible for the shenanigans. You just cock and aim and shoot the sucker on sight.

Of course we can’t do that. Even predators against humans are human as well, and they do have rights. But I’m hard-pressed to see how that backs us into a corner of discussing only the family’s pain, and remaining so ignorant and reluctant to discuss the “hard” aspects of this story. You know. The stuff that might make it a bit more likely the thug will be taken down. And, if he isn’t, that the message will nevertheless get out that human life has value, and you’d better not end anybody else’s if you want your own to last awhile.

Look at it this way: The way we do things now, is supposed to be so much more “civilized” than having a gallows in the town square. We just take that at face value, leaving it unscrutinized. But can someone tell me please: If we did have a gallows in the town square, would we have a police sergeant bemoaning the problem that young people “are getting this message that there’s no value attached to someone’s life”?

I doubt it. I highly, highly doubt it. If I’m thinking of seriously killing someone, I take one look at those gallows, with my weight in a sandbag being test-dropped a time or two…and from that moment forward I’m going to be as gentle as a lamb.

As it is now, if I have those same thoughts, and I actually take the time to read a story like this one to figure out what’s going to happen to me, here’s what I get out of it: I’ll get away. Police are going to be looking for a “male” (I’m a little past the “young” stage). And I’ll make some people sad.

That’s it.

Time for a re-think of some things.

Sixteen Years

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Hillary is going negative on Obamamania.

Mrs. Clinton’s new TV spot accuses Mr. Obama of putting out “false attack ads” in response to her original TV spot that criticized him for not agreeing to debate her in Milwaukee. Mr. Obama’s ad, put out Thursday, said that the 18 past debates and two upcoming forums in Ohio and Texas were enough.

The new ad not only calls out Mr. Obama for refusing the debate invitation, but it also reiterates her contention that his health care plan would leave 15 million Americans without coverage.

And then it goes on, far beyond their debate over universal vs. not-so-universal health care, mandate vs. no mandated health care.
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The Clinton ad also slams Mr. Obama for his vote in favor of the Energy Policy Act of 2005, which the ad says provided “billions in Bush giveaways to the oil companies.”

Finally, the ad cites a May 2007 ABC News story suggesting Mr. Obama “might raise the retirement age and cut benefits for Social Security.”

Sniff…sniff…smells like…desperation.

I’ve been waiting for sixteen years for people to get tired of her nastiness, and now that it’s happened I’m not very happy about it. It seems the Camelot of Clinton has finally crumbled into the ground, not because people got tired of smoothly-recited snake-oil nonsense, but because of a natural displacement theorem. Young people like to be told lies from other young people instead of from old people.

And so this new voting faction, which selects candidates according to how they make people feel instead of what they have to say, will elect a kind of “revolving” leadership class. Those who prosper from this wedge being driven between the actual issues, and the voters who are supposed to be indirectly deciding them, will only encourage this. In the end, we’re voting on something quite useless: Whether or not Barack Obama is younger than Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Which he is.

But what about the issues?

Nevermind. This is done. Might as well swear Obama in right now.

Well, that might not happen. But political scientists would do well to come up with a name for election cycles like this one, in which one of the candidates manages to plow ahead by being the youngest — therefore, culminating in the inauguration of a new generation. The ramifications are huge, and it doesn’t happen very often: 1960, 1992, and now 2008. Truly substantial debate, the one thing everybody says they really want, will lose out every time.

I guess from here on out it’ll be going on every sixteen years. This is the real weakness of Barack Obama. Someday, he’s going to be a foolish-looking buffoon of an old guy too.

And this year, in addition to substantial debate, there’s another big loser. And that’s the idea that President Bush’s policies combine to form an endless parade of disasters, inspiring resentment and division at home and abroad. It’s hard to see when you’re too close to the timeline, but that has all bit the mat pretty hard. It won’t become obvious until later.

If you’ve spent seven or eight years helplessly watching the incumbent make one decision after another you consider to be wrong, growing more resentful with each passing month, the last thing you’re going to do is support some charismatic young stud who refuses to discuss how his decisions are going to be any better.

And yet here we are.

Memo For File LV

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Thanks to myself and his resident left-wing hobgoblin gadfly, among other things, this post on Rick’s blog has snowballed into a 58-comment behemoth. This is a tribute to the captivating nature of the subject under discussion, my own lack of dignity in wrestling-with-pigs, and the gadfly’s boneheadedness.

Gadfly salvage, I’ve said on more than one occasion, is statistically important. He represents many, across America and around the world. So long as he offers the impression that he’s hiding something, and is derelict in the intellectual acumen that would be required to completely conceal it, he’s going to be far too tempting for me to leave alone.

And as far as his side goes, so long as he sees the last word doesn’t belong to him, he’s going to keep chirping away with more of his nonsense.

But throughout this marathon-length Wimbeldon match one thing remains remarkably consistent. It has to do with a concern common to both of us, or at least common to what we each say we think is important. And that is the value of human life. This is the basis of my argument, as well as his, even though outwardly it seems we agree on absolutely nothing.

I know why that is, now.

It is the lives of humans who are dedicated to, or inclined toward, or show enthusiasm for, the destruction of other human life. Call ’em what you will. Terrorists…detainees…suspects…insurgents. In fact let’s spiral outward into other issues, and cover — public defenders working overtime to spring murderers they know damn good and well are guilty; the murderers themselves; Saddam Hussein.

Those the the human lives salvage can be counted-on to defend. And by itself, I find that to be quite reasonable. But throughout the 58-post thread, as well as everywhere else on Rick’s blog to the best I can discern…he, and presumably the millions of thinking people he represents, will defend no other brand of human life. Not with anything more passionate than base-level lip service. Just the human lives that destroy other human lives. The homicidal. That is what truly justifies left-wing blood, sweat and tears. That’s the kind of human scum that makes it worth while to hit “Submit”…and refresh-refresh-refresh, making sure the last word belongs to him. No other class of human life is really, truly, worthy of such a passionate defense.

And I, and people like me, will condemn no other class of human life. Just the predatory kind. The kind that lives on at the expense of others.

Viewed from that perspective, this split makes a lot of sense. Suddenly, each side is perfectly, or near-perfectly, consistent. Across a broad array of high-profile issues.

Update: A (moving) picture is worth a thousand words. In 1964, people on “The Left” didn’t have any problem, whatsoever, defending innocent human life, or at least presenting themselves that way…

Of course, the central issue in this 44-year-old ad was an attack on our nation’s ability to defend itself, something that would still capture liberal passions now. But you can spend a damn sight less time arguing with the lib-ruhls on the innernets than what I’ve spent, and still gather the distinct impression that, faced with the task of re-creating this ad today, our modern leftists might very well forget to come rushing to the defense of a girl picking flowers in a meadow, or any other purely innocent person. They’re here to defend the indefensible. The existence of “ordinary” people just isn’t exciting enough to catch their fancy.

In fact, what was on “The Left” back in 1964, seems to have switched sides. Now it’s my side that is conjuring up images of cute little girls in sundresses picking flowers — and great big kabooms. Now it’s my side, that is arguing maybe, just maybe, the lives of innocents might be worth a little bit more than the lives of those who would snuff those innocents out.

But the big, whalloping difference between 1964 and now? You probably can’t tell me what LBJ would have done to keep the bombs from going off. I damn sure can’t tell you. It wasn’t clear in 1964, and of course with the tragic events since then, it’s a good deal less clear, and harder to explain.

But it’s a relatvely simple thing to argue that when some “detainee” knows something about an operation in progress, and our leftist pussies have made it impossible to find anything out about it — other than by serving him up his three hots and a cot, and hoping someday he feels like telling you something — maybe, just maybe, something bad might end up goin’ down. Something that’s happened before. Something that could have been prevented.

And wasn’t, because of our inherent wimpiness, laziness, moral preening, and desire to feel good.

Why Here?

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

It cannot be denied, by anyone who’s paid the slightest bit of attention, that all these crazy left-wing agendas are part of something much, much larger. I demonstrate this through the eight-or-nine-in-ten rule. Show me ten war protesters, I can show you eight-or-nine abortion advocates. Eight-or-nine people who don’t believe in God. Eight-or-nine people who think “global warming deniers” are on par with holocaust deniers, eight-or-nine people who think we should interrogate our terror suspects by simply feeding them, letting them sleep, and waiting endlessly for them to decide to tell us something good — no interrogations.

This nonsense is all connected.

And nearly all of it is much more popular in other countries, than it is here in the USA. The planet, minus America, does things more-or-less the way they want it done. But that isn’t good enough.

Rick was observing the way they run away from an argument, out in cyberspace where nearly every fight is make-believe. The subject of the argument? The whole “turn away the Marines, people are frightened of military stuff” thing. Okay so these people are afraid of defense, but not offense. It could be summed up as: People don’t kill people, armies and guns kill people. Are military units made up of people? Sometimes, but other times not. The answer to that one switches back and forth based on political convenience.

Ann Coulter notices the incredible success these lunatics have had in taking over the one place where their policies prevail only partially, which is our country, now running three liberal media constructs as the only three viable candidates for President. Mmmm…for idealogues who like to talk about “diversity,” they don’t seem to be very much into it. I’m not sure what taking over an entire planet has to do with diversity. Maybe they want to make sure everybody can just see how they do things, and decide for themselves how incredibly smart the liberal-secular-anti-gun way of living is? That doesn’t seem to be the case. Just run one of ’em up against some opposition, like Rick did, and see how they react to it.

No, they’re control freaks. They just want everything done their way — period. They aren’t all about presenting us with alternatives, they’re about taking them away.

In the last year, the USD has lost value against the Canadian dollar. Canadians who are pre-disposed toward the anti-carbon anti-God anti-death-penalty anti-self-defense anti-common-sense way of life — but I (mostly) repeat myself — recognize this as an extremely powerful argument: To build a society enshrining the ideals you favor, right alongside another society enshrining ideals you do not. And then show how incredibly prosperous you are. They know how persuasive this is. Believe me, I can vouch for this personally, you’ve never seen anybody quite so full of themselves.

So with nine tenths of the globe doing things the way they want, how come they don’t practice that a little bit more? Maybe build some artificial islands. One off the coast of Oregon, one off of North Carolina, one off of Maine…make countries out of each and every one of them. No guns, no death penalty, no religion allowed. And then they can all surround the United States and watch us go down the tubes, with our foolhardy practices of faith, inalienable rights, respect for the individual, private charities over public social programs, and law, and justice. Just grab a bag of cheese curls, watch us flouder around with our prehistoric ways. And point. And laugh.

(Just don’t forget to pay that tax on your television set.)

What’s this drive to stamp out every last tincture of any idea contrary to your own, in the name of “diversity”?

Liberal Strategy

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Just as I got done exploring liberal morality

…from Gerard‘s sidebar (specifically, the “NailsIt File”), I learn about an amazing triple-play of essays on liberal strategy.

Part I
Part II
Part III

The money quote (so far) is from the second installment, which has a nice dovetailing with my own screed from a few minutes ago about excessive comfort

For example, poverty in America has been redefined as the lack of a flat screen TV or cable television. When our poorest children often are wearing $150 sneakers, poverty in America has lost some of its meaning. The latest sign of poverty is lack of wide band Internet, a problem for which some liberals have suggested government intervention, paid for by those who are not so impoverished.

Furthermore, in the most dangerous excess of modern liberalism, in a sleight of hand verbal ju jitsu tour de force, the modern liberal has redefined human rights to include complete security and comfort; modern rights include the right to the kinds of comfort which is all they have ever been accustomed to.

Since comfort has now become established as a human right, the right not to be discomfited has become entrenched in modern liberal thinking.

Thing I Know #87. In the past few years I notice the people with the largest television sets are the ones we are supposed to call “poor”.

Sound Bite

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Time to hit the shower and go start my “real” day. I’ve had the radio on for an hour or so, and this one sound bite keeps coming up over and over again…and thankfully my weary old memory can take a rest because someone jotted it down over here.

Then give Berkeley back the $56 million that it will spend this year alone on the war so we can invest it in what we want here, which would be schools and health care and green jobs and solar panels for our homes. That would make us a lot more secure than a war in Iraq.

The speaker is “peace activist and Code Pink cofounder Medea Benjamin.”

I’m not sure how schools and health care and green jobs and solar panels make you secure, although I can think of a couple of possibilities. We stop importing oil and the terrorists run out of money…or…when the terrorists send over someone with dynamite sticks under their coat to blow us all up, in the instant when the shrapnel and body parts are flying we hide behind schools and solar panels and thus escape unscathed.

Actually, those are the only two that come to mind.

It wouldn’t bug me if I heard this nugget of wisdom from Ms. Benjamin just once. But when it keeps surfacing every fifteen minutes and there’s never any explanation for what exactly she means, I get this feeling that everyone else gets something and I’m not quite bright enough to latch on to the intent behind what is being said.

Oh well. After a few decades on the planet you learn to live with that. Just the same, if someone could explain it to me I wouldn’t mind one bit.

On Liberal Morality

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

I had cited in the seven lies I was told, as a boy in public school, presumably being told the same things that many other kids were told, the canard that “Republicans and Democrats want to get the same things done but have different ideas of how to go about doing it.” Post-high-school-graduation, I have seen very little evidence of this. Higher standard of living, maybe? Republicans and democrats both want that? I dunno about even that one. There are a lot of Republicans, it seems to me, who take the “money is the root of all evil” thing a little too seriously (chopping off the “love of” at the beginning of that cliche). And the democrats who want to raise standards of living, I’ve notice, always seem to want to target certain favored classes of people. With other classes not quite so smiled-upon, an increased standard of living is, in their minds, an evil thing.

One of the wonderful things about America, in my mind, is that our ideological split is rather singular in nature — us on the one side, them on the other. This gives rise to some unhealthy things, such as people in both camps who are tempted to cross the fourth milestone to insanity, essentially insisting “nobody from my tribe can have a bad idea, and nobody from the other tribe can ever have a good one.” That isn’t good at all. But consider the alternative to a single ideological split: Many of the same. Ugh. You think it’s hard, now, for an election campaign to be run on issues rather than personalities. I’ll take one single big fat chalk line down the middle of the house, thank you very much.

But here’s another wonderful thing about America’s split between conservatives and liberals: It goes right down to the definition of morality. This means you can find decent people on both side of the line — we aren’t quibbling about whether to be moral, we’re disagreeing about how to test it. In that sense, the old falsehood has a kernel of truth to it (as do all potent and convincing falsehoods). We all — or most, anyway — want to be good people. How do we define it?

I’m amused that this piece that leans right contains essentially the same phraseology as this other piece that leans left…”Liberal morality is a very alien thing…” versus “…social conservatives frequently take stances that liberals find baffling, if not downright evil.”

Now here is a differential across the divide: Once we do have morality defined in a way that makes us comfortable, what do we think of people who fail to adhere to our standards?

I think Larry Elder summed it up very capably when he said,

Conservatives consider liberals well-intentioned, but misguided. Liberals consider conservatives not only wrong, but really, really bad people.

The column in question concerns Elders’ encounter in a barbershop with a fellow patron who was shocked to learn Elder had voted to re-elect George W. Bush. It is titled “Open-Minded Liberals”…with a question mark at the end.

The older I get, the more befuddled I am that this “open-minded” nonsense ever got started. It is one of the few mysteries in life that my unhealthy childhood television diet back in the seventies, might provide some assistance in unlocking. I recall it was very fashionable for television networks to release pastiches of “All in the Family” in one boring episode or another, setting up a central character to be good-hearted “meathead” and another marginal character, often a one-time-only character, to be “Archie” except not so lovable. It became ritualistic for the central character to deliver some caustic, dismissive line in one of the last scenes while the canned studio audience sound effects would cheer wildly, condemning the marginal character’s racism or, occasionally, sexism. The marginal character would give this look downward at his toes like “aw gee, I suck so much” and he’d never be seen again.

It was boring and unimaginative immediately. It didn’t get to be tragically funny until years later. Half-hour sitcoms telling us what values to have? Nowadays we have cable television shows like “Desperate Housewives” or “Six Feet Under” or “Dead Like Me” telling us how to look at life…which is another problem…but overall, a vast improvement.

I digress. The point, here, is that stale comedy shows from the era of double-digit inflation and gas rationing, represent the last time I have ever seen liberal ideas given even the semblance of “open-mindedness.” How our left-wing friends got all twisted around from tolerance, to anything-but, is a delicious chronicling of irony. It’s as if they set themselves up for it from Day One. Like their bumper sticker slogan might as well have been…”we all need to be respectful of people who aren’t like us…and we have no room anywhere for anybody who disagrees.” Or how did Austin Powers’ father put it? Something like “There’s two things I can’t stand, people who are intolerant of other cultures…and the Dutch.”

Discarding all the occasions where intolerance would necessitate some form of action, I haven’t seen the people we call “liberals” tolerate anything outside their perimeter of favored cultural sexual-preference and skin-color baubles since…well…ever. Their morality seems to have something to do with intolerance, if anything. And the intolerance is a complicated thing. It has at least two tiers. They’re intolerant of terrorists…they’re intolerant of conservatives…you don’t exactly have to be a seasoned scholar of modern popular culture to realize these are two entirely different things. There is a commitment to making sure the conservatives don’t get their way. To make sure of it. And if the conservatives do indeed get away with some shenanigans, why, vengeance will surely belong to the liberals someday.

Myself and others have thought, very often, how things would look now if liberals were as committed to thwarting terrorism as they were to thwarting conservatism.

And how long do you have to wait for a liberal to, even in the midst of denying what’s above, justify it nevertheless? Something about your odds of being killed in a terrorist attack being thirty gazillion to one? When we waterboard we’re worse than they are? Aren’t those favored liberal talking points now?

Anyway, all that is just a prelude to what follows below. I was having a discussion over at Phil’s place which led to an interesting off-line. The subject isn’t quite so much liberalism, it’s more like very mild forms of egalitarianism…the minimalist sort that formed, among other things, the American experiment itself. Phil was referring to the last 200 years or so in terms of how tyrants come to power, and I’ve always been rather interested with what came before the 200-year period. What started all this, I wonder? The storming of the Bastille? The subject immediately under discussion is what Rush Limbaugh sometimes calls “Gettin Even Withem Ism” (it’s a phonetic expression and I have no idea how one correctly spells it), which by itself is a curiosity. Listen to liberals for awhile, especially Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton, and you’ll see it’s almost compulsory to call out some bad guy who’s due to be taken down a peg or two. One gets the impression that their brand of liberalism cannot survive long without this essential element, not even for a breath or two.

That has always struck me as odd and strange. If we’re trying to achieve an open, tolerant, transparent and diverse society, why we could just babble away about that noble vision for months at a time without calling out any villains, right?

Today’s liberals can connect bad guys to anything you want to discuss. Health crises, like AIDS. Weather phenomena like Hurricane Katrina. I mean…you just name it. Maybe this is why Barack Obama is kicking Hillary’s ass lately; maybe the liberals themselves are just sick of it. That’d be a good thing. It would imply that like the rest of us, they have a hunger for solutions and are ready to subordinate the distribution of blame to a decidedly inferior priority. That they’re finally starting to grow up a little bit. To think about becoming what, in my lifetime, they have always bragged about being: “progressive.”

But on the subject of morality, I thought this DailyKOS writer did a pretty good job of drawing up the difference:

Liberal Christian morality differs from conservative Christian morality in that liberal Christians don’t look at the Bible and see rules but instead see guidance for how to think about morality and justice. Right and wrong is not determined by God, but God’s morality is based on fundamental truths of right and wrong. Conservative Christians criticize this thinking as non-Biblical, because it excludes sections of the Bible that are clearly rules-based. Liberal Christians have a number of responses, including the idea that God is constantly trying to get us to change and move beyond what we once were.

If I understand this right, the liberal view of morality is not superior or inferior, but rather dynamic instead of static. It defines continual self-improvement as one of the most important pillars, perhaps the all-important pillar. We are a continuously self-improving thing, designed to discern for ourselves what is right and what is wrong.

Maybe that’s why liberals don’t like us to talk about terrorism. It highlights self-contradictory things about this that would normally be kept in the dark, and it lights up those contradictions rather brilliantly. If we are in a process of evolution, becoming a progressively more moral species, relegating to the realm of wrongness things that were previously thought right, we can cheerfully avoid ethical conundrums right up until the point where we encounter some “missing links” such as the terrorists who murdered thousands of people on September 11, 2001. If we’re being socially tolerant, then we need to respect other cultures, and that includes the decision to live in the seventh century. If some other culture wants to live as million-year-old chimpanzees on the spectrum of moral evolution, and the rest of us our in a process of relegating previously-right things to the realm of wrongness, that would mean these primitives are living in a time when the acts we consider wrong, are in fact right. And if that includes murdering thousands of office workers and bystanders to make a point about our foreign policies, then the potential exists that the September 11 attacks fall into the zone of “aw, that’s quite alright” — at least in the perspective of those who committed them. And we are honor-bound to respect that.

If you want to avoid that conclusion, then you have to at least allow for the idea that some issues of right and wrong are absolute. And if you want to allow for that, then you have to embrace at least some of…oh, dear…that awful, dreaded conservatism.

Well, it’s widely accepted that moderation is a good thing. So maybe that’s how the liberals justify it. But when you listen to liberals and their opinions of conservatives for very long, it doesn’t seem like this can be the case. They seem to think of conservatism the way Yoda spoke of the Dark Side of the Force…you know…once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

They are the doctor’s hands, scrubbed and ready for surgery. We’re the filth, slime and muck. They are not to come into contact with us. It’s exactly what Larry Elder saw in that barbershop.

I was looking around for something that would more reasonably explain all this, and I stumbled across this piece that invoked images of the Bastille all over again, and made a brilliant point besides.

The Nature of Liberal Morality
By John “Birdman” Bryant

In contrast to conservative morality, liberalism is based on the premise that Reason, rather than Tradition, should be the criterion of good. Ironically, however, the first historical instance in which Reason was made the basis of morality — the French Revolution — not only witnessed some of the most immoral acts ever performed by man, but saw Reason literally transformed into the god of a religion thru the efforts of Hebert and others, so that Reason simply became a different form of Tradition.

I know if I tried to be a liberal, I’d make a very bad one. This notion of moral definition that is dynamic across time, has always troubled me greatly, and I suspect it troubles everybody else too — even liberals.

I do something marginally terrible, such as jaywalking or littering, and fifty years later my grandson is busted for exactly the same crime. We both go through the judicial process and receive, half a century apart, radically different judgments. Both those episodes are alright? How can that be? If that is the case, what is to be said if the crime for which we are each respectfully busted, me now, him five decades from now, is far more serious? What if we each kill someone under identical situations? I serve 25-to-life and my grandson gets out after two and a half years? Or vice-versa? Neither scenario carries some kind of miscarriage of justice? How can that possibly be?

If that is indeed the case, what are we to think about slavery — back when it was actually practiced here? We’d have to grant some kind of approving nod to it, wouldn’t we? Or at least, fail to condemn it. And if we fail to condemn that, what else would we have to say is alright…so long as it comes from a respectfully primitive time.

The author goes on to quote himself, and finds an exception to a rule that previously left such exception unmentioned:

“The principal axiom — and fallacy — of the philosophy which in the present day goes by the name of “liberalism” is that any given human life possesses infinite value. It is this axiom which explains the liberals’ eagerness to feed the starving third-world masses, in spite of the fact that such feeding will not stop starvation, but will make it all the worse once an infusion of food has made it possible for those who are starving to add to their numbers. It is this axiom which explains the liberals’ abhorrence of the death penalty, even for those persons who have committed the most heinous and despicable crimes. It is this axiom which explains the liberals’ opposition to war, even when the enemy is clearly opposed to the democratic principles which make the liberals’ self-righteously resounding protests possible. And it is this axiom which so arouses the liberals’ anger when scientists, in the study of their carefully-gathered statistics, conclude that some racial, ethnic or other groups may be inferior to others, thereby implying that — since the value of some people is less than that of others — that therefore not all those values are indeed infinite. “There is, however, a notable exception to the above axiom, which is that liberals, in favoring a woman’s right to abortion, do not seem particularly concerned with the lives of the unborn. I am not sure why this exception has arisen — or indeed that it is an exception, as liberals may well be split on the issue — but my suspicion is that it has much to do with liberal opposition to religion, and particularly the liberal distaste for the views of religious fundamentalists on abortion, who maintain that every fetus possesses that apparently-imaginary entity known as a ‘soul’.

Personally, I think that might explain part of it, but there’s got to be a whole lot more to it than that. Some liberals are religious, after all.

The relationship between liberals, and oppression of humans by other humans, is a curious one. They outwardly deplore it, but as we saw with the Iraq war, they also condemn bitterly those who interfere with it. It’s kind of like the big brother who pronounces nobody can ever touch a hair on his little brother’s head — except him.

Except the big-brother-bully occasionally has to translate his words into action, while our liberals seem opposed to doing that or allowing anybody else to do it either. Whaddya get when you cross bullying with laziness…liberalism.

Cause of Global WarmingThe abortion issue has always seemed, to me, to have something to do with a minimalist definition of what people are. I reach this conclusion by observing it from a high level, from which I can simultaneously observe the euthanasia issue, the death penalty issue, the evolution-versus-intelligent-design flap, and the “don’t emit carbon ManBearPig” thing. Across all five of these issues, it seems the one axiom that earns opposition and condemnation from our liberals, is the one that says we matter. That we are here to accomplish something wonderful and great. Five times out of five, this dictum wanders into arguments that our liberals cannot allow to stand.

And you could power large cities off the energy they arouse in opposing them.

One can’t help but wonder if “global warming” isn’t caused, over the last ten years, primarily by liberal outrage. I guess when you work really hard over a lifetime at being ordinary, you get extra-extra-ticked-off if you see someone else trying to be extraordinary. Maybe that’s what liberalism is.

Don’t FOX Me

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

I do have to disagree with Shep…the part where he apologizes for pointing his finger.

I wouldn’t-a DONE it, but I don’t see where an apology can be expected, and certainly not how one could be owed.

There’s been way too much water over the dam before someone finally tossed up a B.S. flag on this.

I steal a cookie from the cookie jar…you run a hard-right-wing news network…hell, you LIE about stuff all day long, month after month…you say I steal a cookie from the cookie jar — guess what? I still STOLE IT!

Who points it out…it don’t matta. Not one bit. Not if it’s true.

Fold the Tent Conservatives

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

I assume this is aimed at me, and people like me…

The reaction to my column on Monday, “What Can the Right do to Unite?”was visceral and acrimonious.

Among the literally hundreds of responses I received were reproaches such as:
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“The party PLANNED this. They aren’t going to let a conservative in if they can help it. The RINO’s have been pushing and pushing to get here where NO conservative will have a chance.”
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“I will not vote for guys who DON’T represent me. That is what they are to do, represent. If I can’t find someone who has a chance, I will NOT do what I did here in California and vote for the “winner.” Arnie is an unmitigated disaster. I WON’T do it again.”

Responses such as these made me realize that there is a constituency within the Republican Party and the conservative faction that heretofore was unknown. There exist conservatives and Republicans and feel that they would rather have their ideological and political opponents in office than vote for the candidate who they and their fellow Republicans nominated.

They are the same conservative Republicans who refused to vote for Rick Santorum because they wanted to “punish” Republicans and “punish” Mr. Santorum. This, of course worked out real well for them as a liberal Democrat was elected to replace Mr. Santorum and he wound up getting a good job with a D.C. think tank.

Now Mr. Bush has less chance of getting his judicial nominees confirmed since Democrats now run the Judiciary Committee and the federal courts will be populated by even more liberal Democrat judges who will declare unconstitutional any parental notification laws, capital punishment or life without parole sentences, police procedures, anti-terrorism methods or you-name-it, dozens of other laws that protect the health, welfare, safety, civil rights, and prosperity of Americans.

Way to go, people!

These true-blue, simon-pure conservatives are deserving of a name. They need a label that will identify them as a distinct political bloc. They need an appellation derived from a characteristic.

I think they should be called “Fold the Tent” conservatives. They will be part of the “Whiners Wing” of the Republican Right.

I’ll go ahead and respond, since from reading Mr. Tremogle’s previous contribution, I’m only more convinced that I’m in a position to do so. His bewilderment speaks for many others, as does my disaffection. And my response is this:

Whatever ya gotta tell yourself, Sparky.

Of course, all elections are not necessarily like this one. Four years ago there was a distinct message on which we were being called to vote yea or nay: Is global terrorism something we should address at all? The long-faced donk challenger from New England used twisted logic and tortured speechmaking to imply strongly, but of course never come out and say word-for-word: No. We should stick our heads in the sand and ignore it. His incumbent opponent wanted to hunt the terrorists down like the dogs they were and are.

There was already a lot of mumbling about globular wormening and socialism in our health insurance, but the messages were unmistakable. Bush or Kerry. Go or Stop.

But other people wished some other issues might have gotten some more attention. Some of them didn’t care about terrorism one way or another. Some of them voted Stop, others noted their displeasure with the offering by not voting.

I voted Go. But I didn’t throw a hissy-fit that my “Go Guy” wasn’t picking up the votes of the disaffected, those among the electorate who wanted the election to be about other issues.

Cut to four years later, and it seems the consistent theme througout all of this election is that we can get everything we want if we take all the issues from four years ago, primary & secondary, and just mash them together. Cut our carbon emissions to the bone, let illegal immigrants in to murder our wives and rape our children, and provide single-payer health insurance to everybody — we’ll have Osama bin Laden whining like a little bitch in no time at all. That’s the prevailing sentiment, the only question is how we should lie to ourselves in order to think it’ll work.

I can only speak for myself. But I suspect my words speak for others as well. You decide…

Listen up, Mr. Tremoglie. I’m not a little kid picking up his marbles and going home. The problem is the opposite; the problem is that I’m grown up. I’m tired. Tired of various dialogues, inside the political system and outside of it, in which the parties agree to pretend they’re hashing out disagreements, when they’re really just reciting a lot of stuff.

I’m sick and tired of parallel monologues.

And that is what we have here. Republicans and donks, they both seem to know exactly what they want to do, and they seem to have made up their minds on this before they even heard from anyone. Four years ago, I didn’t demand that my chosen candidate be able to pick up votes from people who didn’t approve of what he was trying to do — you shouldn’t be throwing your little temper tantrum that this sham should pick up participation from people who don’t believe in it.

Other folks are tired of other things. They’re tired of war. They’re tired of thinking about terrorism.

I respect that.

But I don’t respect the belief that it will go away if we simply stop thinking about it.

So go, then. Vote for your one RINO or your two donks who are all committed to nationalizing our health insurance system, eroding our border, and destroying capitalism in the name of the dreaded ManBearPig boogeyman. But you can participate in this process without my help just fine. Like I said, it seems you and the rest of the electorate know exactly what to do without relying on me to help you decide. You don’t seem ready to absorb additional opinions. You don’t seem willing. You don’t seem able.

So don’t seek some kind of landslide mandate for these crazy positions, that they don’t deserve. I come from a place where terrorists stop terrorizing when they’re dead, national borders count for something, socialism sucks, and changing light bulbs is something we do to lower the power bill — not because Al Gore told us to. And running a business that provides jobs for people is a GOOD thing, carbon emissions or no. If you have other ideas, vote on them, but take responsibility for them. Don’t seek out others to help you feel better about those other ideas, when clearly, by yourself, you don’t.

“I volunteer nothing.”
“But the law demands that the defendant’s side be represented on the record.”
“Do you mean that you need my help to make this procedure legal?”
“Well, no … yes … that is, to complete the form.”
“I will not help you.”
The third and youngest judge, who had acted as prosecutor snapped impatiently, “This is ridiculous and unfair! Do you want to let it look as if a man of your prominence had been railroaded without a –” He cut himself off short. Somebody at the back of the courtroom emitted a long whistle.
“I want,” said Rearden gravely, “to let the nature of this procedure appear exactly for what it is. If you need my help to disguise it – I will not help you.”
“But we are giving you a chance to defend yourself – and it is you who are rejecting it.”
“I will not help you to pretend that I have a chance. I will not help you to preserve an appearance of righteousness where rights are not recognised. I will not help you to preserve an appearance of rationality by entering a debate in which a gun is the final argument. I will not help you to pretend that you are administering justice.”

I want to let the nature of this procedure appear exactly for what it is. If you need my help to disguise it – I will not help you. I will not help you pretend that you are administering democracy.

Is that visceral and acrimonious enough for you?

Alcatraz Replaced with Global Peace Centre?

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Call me nuts, but if there’s such a thing as “proper enlightenment,” I think it might have something to do with restraining yourself from pouring energy into “symbolic” solutions so you can save it up for the real ones.

But that’s just me I guess. And other bigoted, sexist, crew-cut knuckle-dragging hardcore right-wingers like the San Francisco Chronicle…

San Francisco voters will decide on Tuesday whether to remove the famous Alcatraz Prison visited by thousands of tourists a day and instead create a “global peace centre.”

The proposition sharing the presidential primary ballot comes from the director of the California-based Global Peace Foundation who gives his name as Da Vid. He says transforming Alcatraz will “liberate energies, raising the whole consciousness of the Bay Area.”

Supporters would like to raze the prison and build a medicine wheel, a labyrinth and a conference centre for non-violent conflict resolution. Volunteers collected 10,350 voter signatures last year to put it on the local ballot.

But even in a city long famed for its embrace of counterculture, many are sceptical about [t]he plan.

“Perhaps we haven’t reached the proper stage of enlightenment yet, but we’re more inclined to support propositions with defined sources of funding attached to them,” the San Francisco Chronicle said in an editorial.

Alcatraz is San Francisco’s second-most popular paid tourist attraction after cable cars, luring 1.4 million visitors annually on a short ferry ride into San Francisco Bay.

To sceptics Da Vid responds: “Like John Lennon, I may be a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.”

H/T: Boortz.

Media Matters on Boortz on Katrina

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Neal Boortz reports that Media Matters doesn’t see things his way on Katrina victims. Keep in mind that what Neal said isn’t really the point of the link, the point is the comments made in reaction on MM’s website.

It’s such a funny thing about progressives. Theirs is supposed to be the intellectual product of common sense and logic. Of course they don’t come out and call it that…it would carry a sense of obligation…they’re much more inclined to call opposing viewpoints stupid. And “angry.”

And they’re all supposed to be about “lifting the downtrodden” out of their “predicaments.”

But when there’s trouble on the town for those downtrodden, and someone like Boortz comes out and discusses ways it could have been avoided, the response from progressives is quick. It never seems to be very encouraging to the process of finding ways to avoid disaster for the downtrodden who might face it at a later time. And if ideas must be all logical or all emotional, well, those progressive reactions look pretty emotional from where I sit.

And it seems to always go down this way. Of course you do have to wait awhile for someone to grow some stones like Neal’s and say some stuff, but once that happens, the results aren’t mixed. The progressives are outspoken; the progressives are angry; the progressives are emotional; they aren’t what anyone would call “logical” and they damn sure aren’t anxious to explore ways to improve the plight of the poor, poor, pitiful poor. Not beyond the next hat to be passed ’round.

It’s as if nothing can ever be your fault, unless you have a bank account with a comma in the current balance. Short of that, you’re perfect in every way, and every little disappointment you have in life is someone else’s fault.

Oh that’s right, one other thing — if you oppose the progressives, you’re “extreme.” But you can oppose them unintentionally, simply by believing in exceptions to things; by using the word “sometimes.” You know, that isn’t my definition of extremism.

Phil’s Observation

Friday, February 1st, 2008

This may come as an enormous shock, but I’ve been occasionally known to lower myself to arguing with lib-ruhls on the innernets.

Just every now & then.

It’s like getting phone calls from credit card companies over missed payments, or to be more accurate about it, passing gas. We all want to criticize others for doing it, but not too harshly, because those who are truly virginal to it are much more a rarity than you might think.

Anyway, I’ve been noticing something for years now. Often, when the left-wingers show me how incredibly wrong I am about things and what a deplorable knuckle-dragging neanderthal I really am…I get the distinct impression they aren’t really even engaged in conversation with me. I miss a point, even a point nobody really is willing to say is very important, it is obligatory to point out that I missed it. If they miss a point…oh well…and in fact, even though they’re willing — eager — to admit they missed the point, they still have the knowledge necessary to pronounce the point irrelevant, and furthermore, anybody who would bother to point out this thing they missed, is stupid.

It’s like — they aren’t trying to explain anything to me — they’re putting on a show, for others who might be reading the thread (a generation ago we called that “being in the room”). I’m simply an object in their sideshow performance, the mission of which is to ingratiate themselves with others who already agree with them.

I’ve always wondered, why, then, does the conversation go on and on? Is their need to ingratiate themselves such an unquenchable thirst, that even a bottomless well of atta-boys cannot satiate it?

While I mull that one over, Phil has some things to point out in one of his comments over here

Long ago I came to the conclusion that Progressivists are people who take pride in being able to interpret any action, anywhere, at any time, to somehow support their position and discredit their critics.

This is usually done with a series of logical discontinuities bandaged together with fuzzy assertations that sound like they might make sense on the surface — but in fact under any scrutiny turn out to be nonsense.

Therefore they end up with something that mimics a logical argument when in fact logic was something that had to be systematically factored out of the “argument” in the first place for it to be made.

This doesn’t answer my question, but I think it does provide the means to arriving at one possible explanation.

I think there’s a curious economy going on at the left-wing side. These “fuzzy assertions that sound like they might make sense on the surface,” are like assets. They are precious commodities. There is a chasmic differential between their demand and their associated supply, with the demand enjoying the upper hand, round after round after round. The left side of the spectrum is in a constant need of fresh sound bites — sound bites that sound like they might make sense, nevermind if they really do.

And so within the leftist collective, we have the same thing going on that we ultimately have with all human collectives: The human need to demonstrate one’s individual worthiness, although culturally suppressed, fights its way to the surface. Should the collective ship run into some rough seas, deep down the collectivist passengers understand the noble egalitarian vision will be the first casualty. And then, when it’s time to toss some of the crew overboard, all individuals-at-heart wish to demonstrate why they should be the last ones pitched over the side.

And so they “argue” with philistines like me, to demonstrate themselves to be authors of fresh, new sound bites. The precious commodities of the left wing. New, innovative ways to make bad ideas look good…on the surface.

Which would explain Phil’s observation, and mine as well. They really aren’t having a dialog; they’re just going through the motions of having one. That’s why their effluence doesn’t make any sense. They’re smart enough to realize this themselves, they’re just in a desperate search for more suckers who might be fooled, and offering creative new packaging to other hucksters who are looking for the same suckers.

It’s kind of like a multitude of used-car salesmen sharing information to help each other out, but at the same time competing for the “Salesman of the Month” parking spot.

The Greatest Betrayal of All

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Via Kathryn Jean Lopez, via Neo-Neocon, an item that begs to be parodied, but cannot be…since parody demands an assessment of the level of absurdity in the real thing, followed by a nudging-up by a couple notches. Said notches being simply unavailable.

This comes from NOW’s N.Y. chapter and just has to be quoted in full:

“Women have just experienced the ultimate betrayal. Senator Kennedy’s endorsement of Hillary Clinton’s opponent in the Democratic presidential primary campaign has really hit women hard. Women have forgiven Kennedy, stuck up for him, stood by him, hushed the fact that he was late in his support of Title IX, the ERA, the Family Leave and Medical Act to name a few. Women have buried their anger that his support for the compromises in No Child Left Behind and the Medicare bogus drug benefit brought us the passage of these flawed bills. We have thanked him for his ardent support of many civil rights bills, BUT women are always waiting in the wings.

“And now the greatest betrayal! We are repaid with his abandonment! He’s picked the new guy over us. He’s joined the list of progressive white men who can’t or won’t handle the prospect of a woman president who is Hillary Clinton (they will of course say they support a woman president, just not “this” one). ‘They’ are Howard Dean and Jim Dean (Yup! That’s Howard’s brother) who run DFA (that’s the group and list from the Dean campaign that we women helped start and grow). They are Alternet, Progressive Democrats of America, democrats.com, Kucinich lovers and all the other groups that take women’s money, say they’ll do feminist and women’s rights issues one of these days, and conveniently forget to mention women and children when they talk about poverty or human needs or America’s future or whatever.

“This latest move by Kennedy, is so telling about the status of and respect for women’s rights, women’s voices, women’s equality, women’s authority and our ability – indeed, our obligation – to promote and earn and deserve and elect, unabashedly, a President that is the first woman after centuries of men who ‘know what’s best for us.’”

Whining and complaining their way to global domination. Discriminating and hating their way to a discrimination-and-hate-free utopia. Championing choice, and refusing to let anyone anywhere decide anything any differently.

You do know what the etymology is behind the word “utopia,” don’t you? This is why we need NOW. They show us the reason why.

The Second Most Important Issue V

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

Nice DemocratsGerard would like you to step forward if you are the owner and/or creator of the graphic to the right.

So would I.

It reminds me of the second most important issue in the upcoming elections, which is: That party named after the Latin word for “people,” which is “demos” — are they mixed-up stupid or full-blown crazy? Do they understand people who build businesses and make money and thereby provide jobs to people — aren’t necessarily the bad guys? If so, then what’s the deal? Do they want to rebuild Mother Russia over here in North America, or are they just a bunch of anarchist buttholes who want to go back to the horse and buggy whip and plow and acres and mules?

All these things they’re supposed to support, like the economy, and soldiers, and people in general — how come all their plans seem calculated to inflict the maximum harm upon those things?

It reminds me of that old campfire song

Johnny Rebec the Dutchman,
what makes you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry
for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbor’s cats and dogs
will never more be seen.
They’ll all be ground to sausages
in Johnny Rebec’s machine.

One day the machine was broken
The darned thing wouldn’t go.
So Johnny Rebec crawled in
to see what made it so.
Along came his wife
a walking down the street.
She gave the crank
a heck of a yank
and Johnny Rebec was meat.

Ohhh Johnny Rebec the Dutchman,
what makes you be so mean?

Ha! That is so much like the typical democrat plan. The utterly naive misunderstanding of human nature, the failure to comprehend that the “free market” (the wife) might already be doing something about the problem. The idiocy, the instinct for self-destruction.

And the grinding up of the cats and dogs into hamburger.

Well, there might be a dearth of facts available to lend support to that last one. But hey. Just give a listen to the crap they say about Republicans sometime. This just evens up the score.

Reflections on the Death Penalty

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

Steve H. Graham over at Hog On Ice is not fond of Glenn Reynolds’ Instapundit.

It amazes me that anyone reads that site. If you go to LGF, you get information on the Middle East, plus a hearty dose of comforting racism from the commenters. If you go to Malkin’s site, you get very interesting information about sensational stories, plus a little borderline hysteria. But if you go to Instapundit, you get boring links reflecting the boring personality of the person who chose them, plus desperate links intended to prop up Pajamas Media.
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You can read Instapundit all year, never see an original or interesting thought, never laugh, and never learn anything about the man’s feelings. It’s like reading the instructions for a toaster. “TOM MAGUIRE SAYS to use the left slot when toasting only one slice of bread. More here.” I still have no idea who Tom Maguire is. I don’t know if he still gets links. I can’t remember the last time I read Instapundit without being prompted by somebody else.

Ah…well, different strokes for different folks. There’s “linker” blogs and “thinker” blogs. Hog writes a bunch of stuff…as do I. We’re the thinkers. Reynolds is a linker. In any given nugget-sized Instapundit post, the link is the point.

What’s the problem? Obviously, I agree with Graham about how to put up a blog, but I see it as a matter of personal taste.

But his complaint does have some merit. I’ll have to admit, sometimes a great deal of time does pass by before I go to Instapundit. It’s a little like watching a cartoon with a coyote and a roadrunner (the best kind) — with no music.

Another observation by Graham, is that he thinks Mike Nifong is a great argument, all by himself, against the death penalty. I find it tough to disagree.

People are surprised when I say I no longer support the death penalty. Here is my explanation: Mike Nifong.

Look at what he did, and then tell me you’re positive every inmate on death row is guilty. How many Nifongs have succeeded where this one failed? Now that we have the ability to replicate and analyze DNA, we have disturbing evidence that the number may be very high.

This is the same argument, I think, that Locomotive Breath was making a few days ago. How do you ensure all those sentenced are guilty, knowing full well that absolute perfection in anything is contrary to the human condition?

But — this is the very thing that restores my determination that the death penalty should continue. Nothing in the human condition can ever be absolutely perfect. That includes our determination that, in the absence of a death penalty, murderers will always stay behind bars forever. “Forever” is based on a concept of perfection. So is “always.”

This is the part death penalty opponents consistently miss, it seems to me. Our crude, mortal, post-apple-snake condition has left us incapable of ensuring any kind of “always,” including the part that says conficted murderers are always guilty. If that is the case, then it must logically follow that we can’t ensure they’ll always stay locked up.

In other words, I think these particular death penalty opponents are trying to have it both ways.

A Bush Scandal…Collapses Under Its Own Weight

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Remember that bridge that fell apart because George Bush wasn’t providing enough funding to the infrastructure?

Yeah that’s okay…you probably didn’t have much faith in it in the first place did you.

Investigators said that the Interstate 35W bridge in Minneapolis, which collapsed into the Mississippi River on Aug. 1, killing 13, came down because of a flaw in its design.

The designers had specified a metal plate that was too thin to serve as a junction of several girders, investigators say.

The bridge was designed in the 1960s and lasted 40 years. But like most other bridges, it gradually gained weight during that period, as workers installed concrete structures to separate eastbound and westbound lanes and made other changes, adding strain to the weak spot. At the time of the collapse, crews had brought tons of equipment and material onto the deck for a repair job.

The National Transportation Safety Board was to hold a news conference Tuesday to discuss its investigation.

The information released will be important to highway departments across the northern United States, which are planning their warm-weather inspection and repair programs. Usually they inspect for corrosion and age-related cracking, but that was not the problem in the Minneapolis collapse, investigators now say.

Flashback to five months ago

On Friday’s Countdown, MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann charged that the “endless war and endless spending” had “crippled our ability to repair or just check our infrastructure,” as he hosted Air America’s Rachel Maddow in a discussion blaming the Minneapolis bridge collapse on Iraq war spending and unwillingness by conservatives to raise taxes. Olbermann quoted Minnesota Democratic Senator Amy Klobuchar’s charge of “messed up priorities” and New York Democratic Congresswoman Louise Slaughter’s labeling of bridge collapse victims as “almost victims of war” because “perpetual war depletes the funds available to maintain our infrastructure.” Maddow charged that America is “paying this incredible deadly price for a brand of American conservatism that hates and demeans government.”

Wow, Keith. It’s a good thing you don’t “courageously speak truth to power,” as the saying goes, even more often. Because then you might really be making an ass out of yourself.

On Reaching Across The Aisle

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

We were having a Directive 10-289 discussion a year and a half ago, back when the Superman movie came out. I know, the Last Son of Krypton really doesn’t have much to do with Directive 10-289, but the leftists were coming over to my blog explicitly for the purpose of getting themselves pissed off, and then going back to their own spots to sound the alarm that The Hated Enemy needed to be put in his place, recruiting other leftists to come over here & show me what for. So that will tend to get the subject wandering…and then of course there’s me…not known for the bumper-sticker snippet, exactly.

You know what Directive 10-289 is, right? It’s a mythical regulation by Ayn Rand.

To understand what it is, you have to inspect what liberalism was back in 1957. Fortunately, this particular strand of liberalism is the one that says “aw, we can try some limited amounts of socialism…it’s okay…” and, changes in nomenclature notwithstanding, this strand of liberalism has been left unaltered since at least 1932. The Left said socialism is non-toxic when they were trying to get FDR elected — they are saying exactly that today — it has been their position every single hour in between.

Some of us believe socialism is not only toxic, but anathema to the original vision of this country, and consequently incompatible with the continued function of our society. From that point, we don’t have to call ourselves “Republicans” to be the enemies of The Left. We don’t have to call ourselves conservatives, or neo-cons, or be in favor of the invasion of Iraq, or say nasty things about Bill & Hill, or anything of the like. We are the enemy, if we articulate the simple belief that socialism is bad.

Or show any skepticism to it.

But don’t you dare call any of those leftists socialists.

Directive 10-289 simply takes socialism…be it bold enough to refer to itself by the S-word, or not…to its ultimate conclusion.

Point One: All workers, wage earners, and employees of any kind whatsoever shall henceforth be attached to their jobs and shall not leave nor be dismissed nor change employment, under penalty of a term in jail. The penalty shall be determined by the Unification Board, such board to be appointed by the Bureau Of Economic Planning and National Resources. All person reaching the age of twenty-one shall report to the Unification Board, which shall assign them to where, in its opinion, their services will best serve the interests of the nation.

Point Two: All industrial, commercial, manufacturing, and business establishments of any nature whatsoever shall henceforth remain in operation, and the owners of such establishments shall not quit, nor leave, nor retire, nor close, sell or transfer their business, under penalty of the nationalization of their establishment and of any or all their property.

Point Three: All patents and copyrights, pertaining to any devices, inventions, formulas, processes, and works of any nature whatsoever, shall be turned over to the nation as a patriotic emergency gift by means of Gift Certificates to be signed voluntarily by the owners of all such patents and copyrights. The Unification Board shall then license the use of such patents and copyrights to all applicants, equally and without discrimination, for the purpose of elimination monopolistic practices, discarding obsolete products and making the best available to the whole nation. No trademarks, brand names, or copyrighted titles shall be used. Every formerly patented product shall be known by a new name and sold by all manufacturers under the same name, such name to be selected by the Unification Board. All private trademarks and brand names are hereby abolished.

Point Four: No new devices, inventions, products, or goods of any nature whatsoever, not now on the market, shall be produced, invented, manufactured or sold after the date of this directive, The Office of patents and Copyrights is hereby suspended. (Added later in chapter: All “research departments, experimental laboratories, scientific foundations” will be closed except for government-operated facilities.)

Point Five: Every establishment, concern, corporation or person engaged in production of any nature whatsoever shall henceforth produce the same amount of goods per year as is, they or he produced during the Basic Year, no more or no less. The year is to known as the Basic or Yardstick Year is to be the year ending on the date of this directive. Over or under production shall be fined, such fines to be determined by the Unification board.

Point Six: Every person of any age, sex, class or income, shall henceforth spend the same amount of money on the purchase of goods per year as he or she spent during the Basic Year, no more and no less. Over or under purchasing shall be fined, such fines to be determined by the Unification Board.

Point Seven: All wages, prices, salaries, dividends, profits, interest rates and forms of income of any nature whatsoever, shall be frozen at their present figures, as of the date of this directive. (But taxes will be allowed to increase as needed for the public good)

Point Eight: All cases arising from and rules not specifically provided for in this directive, shall be settled and determined by the Unification Board, whose decisions shall be final.

Now, you got all that? You can’t change prices, you can’t hire, you can’t fire, you can’t retire, you have to buy exactly the same quantities next year that you bought this year, you can’t improve anything, you can’t invent.

Everything has to be static.

Is it fair to criticize socialism for what it ultimately might become? My position is, not only is this fair in the case of socialism, but unusually so. “A little dab ‘ll do ya,” effective a technique as it is in getting socialism sold in free societies, has always turned out to be false advertising — socialism and moderation go together like Captain Crunch and ketchup.

For those who’ve not tried that, that is to say “not at all.” Put that back in the pantry now.

But the point is, limited socialism doesn’t work. Oh, Year One and Year Two and Year Three it might hang together just fine, but you have to remember that ultimately, socialism is the quest for comfort through abstinence from the adventure all humans were designed to have. It is the extinguishing of life, so that trials and tribulations associated with life, can be avoided. Yes, socialists don’t like it described that way, but it’s true. Socialism is also ineffective in achieving that goal, if the life isn’t actually extinguished — in other words, where there is life, there is bound to be discomfort.

So year to year, the discomfort happens, and ultimately the folks in charge declare “Something Must Be Done.” So you get more of it. Some loose end was left flapping around, and so the authorities tape it down. You could do something before, and now you no longer can. Next year, it’ll be something else.

So you see, in the abstract form, Directive 10-289 really is accurate. Socialism as practiced in real life, minus limits, equals the eight clauses enumerated above. And the limits are false limits, cemented in place by nothing. They are jettisoned, or due to be jettisoned, sooner or later.

Is that sufficient scope creep? I think so. So on to the point I really wanted to make…

I’d like to zero in on what I think has a very good chance of being the most poignant comment ever entered into The Blog That Nobody Reads, since the day the very first post was put up…(the first post, interestingly enough, had to do with reaching across the aisle). It is entered on July 18, 2006, from user Lockjaw45:

I came here through the Antiidiotarian Rottweiler, and this has now become my favorite blog. It’s a breath of fresh air and a great relief from my current pursuit of a masters degree. The stuff I have to put up with from fellow students and professors! When these people talk about things closely related to their own expertice [sic] they argue constantly. When it comes to politics suddenly they all agree. I find that suspicious.

Now, I should add I know very little personally about this stuff, my higher-level education being limited to a few sessions of corporate accounting I took from a community college. But on the other hand, in my “job” life I’ve been toiling away, pretty much constantly, at jobs where you’re really supposed to have a bachelor’s degree, at the very least, and so I’ve been lucky enough to meet folks who have been put through the process.

I’m not going to sit here and type in stuff to the effect that I’m unimpressed with them…far from it. But at the same time, I’d be lying if I indicated any connection visible to me, between the beneficial talents they brought to the job, and what they picked up in the higher edjyoomakayshun. The connection simply has not been there. They came to work early in the morning when they clearly didn’t feel like it, they were confronted by challenges and resolved them with their people skills, they showed restraint in the e-mail system (most of the time) when they clearly would have preferred to tell someone to Kiss It. Is that what they learned in college? Could be…if you want to teach the next generation that stuff, is a tuition necessary? That doesn’t seem to be what parents have in mind when they put that fund together. It’s certainly not what I have in mind when I think about my little curtain-critter going to college. I think, like most other parents, about LEARNING HOW. Learning how, in college, seems to be more about social stuff, not “hard” stuff.

And working in IT for many years, I had to use “hard” technical skills and I got to watch others use theirs. Education is valuable for that, but never once did I gather the impression people learned this stuff from what we normally call “college.” This was the product of advanced server administration coursework…they picked it up in a “learning center,” courtesy of their own credit cards, and/or some generous employers…and, it came from no small amount of On-the-Job Training. For a dozen years, what I saw needing doing that people knew how to do, they knew through OJT. Come to think of it, that’s true of the eight years of project management I’ve done since then as well — there are massive quantities of energy being channeled into defining things like PMBOK and PDLC, but I’m always amused when a crisis comes along and these robustly-designed methodologies of project management end up being implemented kind of the same way a rechargeable drill is implemented when it’s used to pound a loose nail back into place.

To bottom-line what I’ve been noticing about higher-level education in twenty years: It doesn’t seem to function for the purpose of kiln-firing stronger bricks, quite so much as to produce bricks that will stick to the mortar better.

But that casts an interesting light on Lockjaw’s point, doesn’t it? Presuming higher education exists, not to fill minds with knowledge as is conventionally thought, but to inspire those minds to work together…to not use dirty words in the e-mail, to get out of bed when you don’t necessarily feel like it, to function smoothly in whatever culture the rest of us have decided to build, be it a modern Athens or an Idiocracy…it helps to explain what Lock has been seeing…and also, what Lock has been seeing, helps to explain it.

We want to get along with each other.

If you’re a San Francisco 49’ers fan, we get along with each other better when I’m also a 49’ers fan, than when I’m a Cowboys fan.

If we’re both 49’ers fans, we get along better when we talk about 49’ers. College exists to teach us how to do that.

And in my mind, that’s a great tragedy not so much because of the stuff that could be taught, that isn’t…but because, this is stuff people already know how to do when they don’t go to college. Construction guys know how to compare notes about The Big Game the next day. In fact, if they’re rooting for opposite football teams, they know how to talk smack to each other and remain close friends. Come to think of it, so do boys in the second- and third-grades.

And come to think on that a little bit harder, I’ve met many a college-boy who can’t do those things. You’re on his side of the fence, or he’ll pick up his marbles and go home.

As I was searching around The Blog That Nobody Reads for my nominee of the best comment that was ever entered into it, I was given cause to think about occasions where folks on The Left offer up examples of their willingness to compromise, how they reach across the aisle. Occasions where they start discussing points We, The Enemy have made that they think are worthy of respectful consideration…but always, they, The Leftists, should get credit for their ability to engage in this compromise. And I see a pattern emerge in that “compromise”:

Whatever agents contribute the non-Leftist part of that compromise, exist in name only. The ideas represent no compromise at all.

I’m talking about things like…Bill O’Reilly — deserves attention when he believes in global warming.

Alan Greenspan’s ideas — deserve consideration when he decries the wealth gap between the rich and the poor.

William F. Buckley’s words should find receptive ears — when he declares the invasion of Iraq to be a mistake.

And everybody should pay closer attention to Chuck Hagel — when he says it is the biggest mistake ever.

So if you ignore names and pay attention only to ideas, you see there is no compromise coming from that direction. The Left is interested in finding ways to work together with the opposition, when they see that opposition is possibly coming around to doing things their way. Short of that, there will be no peace pipe and there will be no white flag of truce.

On The Left, compromise is, in my recollection, consistently phony. But remember what I said about socialism; this is to be expected, because socialism cannot exist with any sort of genuine moderation. It is extremist by nature, even when it masquerades under a different name.

Benazir Bhutto Killed In Attack

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Uh oh. This is going to lead to some bad things, I think.

Benazir Bhutto Killed In Attack

Pakistan Opposition leader Benazir Bhutto has died after a suicide attack at a political rally. “At 6.16 p.m. she expired,” said Wasif Ali Khan, a member of Bhutto’s party at Rawalpindi General Hospital.

“She has been martyred,” said party offical Rehman Malik.

The explosion went off just after Ms Bhutto left the rally in Rawalpindi, minutes after her speech to thousands of people. Her support[er]s have smashed windows at the entrance to the hospital where she was being treated, some calling “Dog, Musharraf, dog,”.

It is the first major attack since President General Pervez Musharraf lifted emergency rule two weeks ago. At least 15 people died in the attack in the heart of Pakistan’s military and parliamentary district.

Other headlines say different things, though.

Benazir Bhutto ‘badly injured’ in bomb attack

Another headline says she was unhurt

Another headline says no, she was killed

And another

Malkin says Bhutto was Assassinated

Update: Do not miss the FARK thread on this. Do NOT miss it…even if you haven’t bothered to start a “Rogue’s Gallery of Inane Stupid Leftwing Moonbat Bullshit Conspiracy Theories”…but most especially if you are among the ones who have. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s got everything — some of which will make you laugh, some of which will be sure to make you cry. And best of all, a whole googleplex of facepalms.

And, as you might guess, the stupid deranged crap that inspires facepalms to be put on display.

Suddenly Susan

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

America's HatWe were following a trackback and we stumbled across this thread on Moorewatch.

I’ve already been scolded elsewhere for using the word “canuck” — some people feel it’s on par with the n-word. Well, this dimbulb woman is certainly a silly canuck.

Canadians are like citizens of any other country — they’re individuals. Kinda. Sorta. Actually, that sort of runs into some problems…you round up a thousand Canucks, and ask them about Michael Moore, you won’t really get back a thousand different opinions. To the extent that these problems do exist, in my mind this is just evidence of the damage that socialism inflicts on the individual.

That just goes to show what a kick-ass place America is. For now. Until the damn dirty socialists can make some inroads on this place. But for now, for some real bonehead statements, I mean for a reliable supply, we’ll have to rely on that idjit canuck Susan.

Oh and by the way — can we all agree that the definition of treason is undergoing a change, given that we can’t lock Michael Moore up for anything? I mean, let’s all just decide our separate ways whether or not this is a good thing. But I think everyone paying the slightest bit of attention to what’s going on would have to agree that if Michael Moore can walk around as free as you and me, there’s a change going on. All these dirty foreigners are typing their smarmy crap into these forums on the innernets, with these smug smirks on their faces because they’ve been watching these phony-baloney “documentaries” put together by Michael Moore…an American citizen…enjoying American protections, including constitutional freedoms and protection by the United States military.

A couple generations ago, he’d have had the life expectancy of a July snowball fight. And we’ve made him into a gazillionaire.

Let’s just file that one under “America ain’t perfect.” Hey, humility is a good thing sometimes…even when it gets a little tough to hang on to some of it.

A No-Brainer

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

I don’t really know if the news lately is supporting a runaway acceleration toward the events in this movie, or if watching that movie has influenced the way I see said news when it comes out. I’m willing to lean toward the latter explanation, for now. Just for now.

But the connections between “Idiocracy” and real life seem, to me, to be inescapable. It is a Rip van Winkle story, about a man of extremely average intelligence who finds himself the most intelligent human alive because he was forgotten in a suspended-animation experiment for five centuries. It’s the stupid people amongst us, you see; they were breeding like rabbits. While the genetic lineage of the more intelligent came to a stop.

The world’s average I.Q. falls through those five centuries, kind of like a lawn dart. And of course although a lot of people like to deny it, at school and work and leisure all standards rise or fall according to the human material that is supplied, and so everything is stupid-iated. Automated, but not really working well. Personally, I’m partial to the talking vacuum cleaner robot that keeps banging into the wall and intoning helpfully over and over, “your floor is now clean…your floor is now clean…” Hint: It is’t. This represents, to me, a beautiful capturing of the average telephone IVR (Interactive Voice Response). Who hasn’t had to endure the frustration of trying to explain to a cheerful and chipper computer voice that something isn’t right with the way your problem was handled, when the computer knows better?

In fact, I’ve been only half-joking that the big flaw of the movie is the 500 years. Probably should’ve made that something more like 60 or 70 there, Mr. Judge. It’s not like we’re stuck in first-gear on this process, after all. Signs all over the place indicate that we’ve got quite a bit of momentum built up.

For example — one of the supporting characters in the movie is an idiot lawyer who got his law degree at Costco. Yeah, that’s right. And look what we have here

While finals are in full swing, and everyone is studying hard, I thought I’d throw this piece of not-quite-shocking research out there: Students like easy classes.

According to a recent study when students at Cornell University were given the median grades for courses, they tended to choose the seemingly easier ones. Who would have thought that?

Every semester, Cornell’s College of Arts and Sciences publishes the median grades of similar clases.

It’s been going on for about 10 years with the rationale being that students would get a better idea of their performance if they knew just how difficult the class was.

While that might be the case, students are cherry picking the courses with higher median grades and professors that give higher grades are the more popular.

That might backfire soon if the school actually puts those median grades on the student’s transcript, showing employers just how difficult the course was.

We’re supposed to be putting together a smarter and more intelligent society because there are more young people running around with diplomas and degrees. And sertifikayshuns…don’t forget the sertifikayshuns. But who’s minding the store? What do all these sheepskins mean? Something? Anything at all? By what process do we make sure of this? Is anyone anywhere willing to put great confidence in such a process? Is any greater confidence put into the assertion that a toe-head with a sheepskin is smarter than a toe-head who hasn’t got one? If so, why?

Meanwhile, the problems we confront today don’t seem to be the same problems, not even close, to the ones confronted by our grandparents. We don’t have Nazis firing machine guns at us from Omaha Beach, or a Great Depression with shanty-towns and soup lines. Instead…we have…

Calif. to recalculate release dates for up to 33,000 inmates
As many as 33,000 California inmates could be freed early, after the state Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation recalculates their release dates based on recent court decisions, officials say.

But a union that represents prison records clerks says a shortage of workers is stalling the state’s recalculation. Service International Employees Union Local 1000 planned to sue the department Wednesday, alleging the delay could be costing taxpayers millions of dollars as well as depriving convicts of their rights.

That’s right. We have a crisis of recalculation labor.

Why should I be surprised. My bill at Burger King comes to $4.78 and I hand the cashier a five dollar bill and three pennies, I’m standing there for another ten minutes.

The big problem with that story, in my mind, isn’t quite so much the dumbth — it’s the whining. I mean, read the whole story. You’ve got unions, you’ve got courts — the entire crisis is manufactured. You’ve got at least two situations, probably more, where someone in a position of authority decrees “minimal fairness requires X” — and then some massive bureaucratic leviathan struggles to achieve X, because without that everything is unfair, the authority said so.

Without that, the story and the associated crisis simply don’t exist.

Now, when did we ever vote on it that this makes some sense? Here, let’s try it on for size. You’re a clerk. I rob you. I take your thirty dollars and I shoot you dead. Jury convicts me and sends me to ten years…probation in five with good behavior. Judge says, crimes like this should be eight years instead. Or twelve years. Now we have to “recalculate” my release date.

Why is that? Suppose we just let me rot in there until my originally-scheduled release date. What is the worst-case scenario that results? What great crisis of unfairness erupts from that?

The article says it costs $43k to incarcerate a criminal for a year. Know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see a busybody study that figures out how many billions of dollars it costs California to have “fairness” re-defined so flippantly and so ritually by authority figures who purport to know what fairness is. Union authorities…judicial authorities…whatever. Just that phenomenon, and nothing more — how much does it cost us. I’ll bet we pass the trillion dollar mark on that a lot sooner than you might think.

On the “I Can Believe It” Argument

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Two years ago, Doug Thompson fooled a bunch of fire-breathing lefties into thinking our next big national debate was going to be about whether the Constitution means anything. At all. He did this by peddling a charming chestnut about an outburst supposedly spewed by President Bush in a meeting.

Last month, Republican Congressional leaders filed into the Oval Office to meet with President George W. Bush and talk about renewing the controversial USA Patriot Act.

Several provisions of the act, passed in the shell shocked period immediately following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, caused enough anger that liberal groups like the American Civil Liberties Union had joined forces with prominent conservatives like Phyllis Schlafly and Bob Barr to oppose renewal.

GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.

“I don’t give a goddamn,” Bush retorted. “I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way.”

“Mr. President,” one aide in the meeting said. “There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution.”

“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,” Bush screamed back. “It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!”

I’ve talked to three people present for the meeting that day and they all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution “a goddamned piece of paper.”

Those three people are supposedly public servants, but of course Doug Thompson could never ever reveal his sources. All right, fair enough — I can buy that officials will tell a reporter something “off the record.”

What I can’t buy, is a high ranking official of the executive branch closing his office door, whipping out his palm pilot or his Outlook contact list or his plain ol’ Rolodex or Yellow Pages, skimming past the Washington Post, and dialing up “Capitol Hill Blue” to spill the beans on what the boss just said. Because in the last month of ’05, there was substantial blog-buzz about “did he really say that?” Amid the dizzying hubbub of “well, I don’t need too much proof because that’s just part & parcel of how this administration works” (in which case…wherein lies the necessity of you saying that?), occasionally someone would show a little restraint and point out — hey, we’ve only heard this from one place, and that one place is Doug Thompson.

Sadly, that includes the first handful of commenters over at — of all places — DailyKOS.

Thompson wrote a follow-up piece called “Where There’s Smoke, There’s Ire.” It’s no longer there. But I found a copy of the first paragraph here.

The firestorm over Friday’s column quoting President George W. Bush’s obscene outburst over the Constitution continues to grow with our email box overflowing from outraged readers who think the President should be impeached along with pro-Bushites who want my head on a platter.

Let me see if I can construct the rest of it from memory. Thompson had a story about trying to follow up with his “three people present for the meeting that day.” For some reason, his leads had grown soft. And so he did the only sensible thing — he removed this follow-up piece after posting it, and left the original chestnut where you can find it today.

Are you following what I just described? He got hold of something second hand. He published it and became a legend on the innernets. A bazillion and one people knew the name “Capitol Hill Blue,” who had not heard it before. (If I remember right, I was one of those.) He said, hey, this actually has some legs — if I’ve been snookered on this thing, I’m really going to look like an ass. Better check it out. He documented his attempts to check it out. But he found nothing, or next to nothing. So he took down the chronicling of his attempt to check out the story…in it’s place is the message: This article has been removed from our database because the source could not be verified.

But the original story he could not check out is exactly where it’s always been. From the day it went up, all the way through to the very moment in which I type the sentence you’re reading now. The story that made Capitol Hill Blue famous…which nobody thinks really happened, once it comes time to bet some reputations on it. It is left whole, at it’s original address, undented and unscratched. Hey, no such thing as bad publicity, right?

I explore this story in order to point out something about human nature, and how we handle truth. This is a great example of circular reasoning. The leftist argument about why this story matters is, if I were to make up something about you calling the Constitution nuthin-but-a-g.d.-piece-o-paper, the sole source argument would do some damage because you probably don’t have a track record of disrespecting the Constitution. But when Doug Thompson did that with President Bush, we should all believe it, because that’s “how this administration operates” and “I don’t need much to convince me he said that.”

And President Bush’s disrespect of the Constitution needs no substantiation, of course. It is the stuff of legend. Just do a Google sometime and you’ll see how well-documented this disrespect is. Documented…with little tidbits…just like this one. Which, in turn, rest on Bush’s well-established disrespect of the Constitution.

See, the anecdote relies on the trend for what little credibility it has, and the trend relies on more anecdotes just like this one. A proves B and B proves A. In a universe in which this does anything to elucidate at all, you could sit in a big bucket and lift yourself by the handle.

Now if one is dissatisfied with simply exposing the threadbare composition of this assertion, and really wants to deal it a wallop, it turns out that is pretty easy too. President Bush’s disrespect of the Constitution is supposedly so thoroughly demonstrated, that a careless piece of gossip that would be that and nothing more if it were about anybody else, suddenly becomes believable, and even a piece of what might be called “news”, when it is about him. Alright. If that is the situation as it now exists, then, from where arises the necessity to discuss it at all? There’s really nothing to argue about then, is there? We all just “know” this thing about President Bush. Maybe he said it and maybe he didn’t — the fable that he said it, then, ends up being just butter masquerading as the toast.

JonesAnd therein lies my tie-in to the whole thing about Ms. Jones, former employee of Kellogg Brown Root.

A Houston, Texas woman says she was gang-raped by Halliburton/KBR coworkers in Baghdad, and the company and the U.S. government are covering up the incident.

Jamie Leigh Jones, now 22, says that after she was raped by multiple men at a KBR camp in the Green Zone, the company put her under guard in a shipping container with a bed and warned her that if she left Iraq for medical treatment, she’d be out of a job.

“Don’t plan on working back in Iraq. There won’t be a position here, and there won’t be a position in Houston,” Jones says she was told.

In a lawsuit filed in federal court against Halliburton and its then-subsidiary KBR, Jones says she was held in the shipping container for at least 24 hours without food or water by KBR, which posted armed security guards outside her door, who would not let her leave.

“It felt like prison,” says Jones, who told her story to ABC News as part of an upcoming “20/20” investigation. “I was upset; I was curled up in a ball on the bed; I just could not believe what had happened.”

Is she telling the truth? Maybe; maybe not. But it’s the same situation as President Bush calling the Constitution a goddamn piece of paper: There is no reason to show any skepticism toward it, until I start to take it seriously — at that point, there is an abundance of reasons. Let’s continue with the article first…

Finally, Jones says, she convinced a sympathetic guard to loan her a cell phone so she could call her father in Texas.

“I said, ‘Dad, I’ve been raped. I don’t know what to do. I’m in this container, and I’m not able to leave,'” she said. Her father called their congressman, Rep. Ted Poe, R-Texas.

“We contacted the State Department first,” Poe told ABCNews.com, “and told them of the urgency of rescuing an American citizen” — from her American employer.

Poe says his office contacted the State Department, which quickly dispatched agents from the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad to Jones’ camp, where they rescued her from the container.

According to her lawsuit, Jones was raped by “several attackers who first drugged her, then repeatedly raped and injured her, both physically and emotionally.”

Jones told ABCNews.com that an examination by Army doctors showed she had been raped “both vaginally and anally,” but that the rape kit disappeared after it was handed over to KBR security officers.

A spokesperson for the State Department’s Bureau of Diplomatic Security told ABCNews.com he could not comment on the matter.

Over two years later, the Justice Department has brought no criminal charges in the matter. In fact, ABC News could not confirm any federal agency was investigating the case.

Legal experts say Jones’ alleged assailants will likely never face a judge and jury, due to an enormous loophole that has effectively left contractors in Iraq beyond the reach of United States law.

“It’s very troubling,” said Dean John Hutson of the Franklin Pierce Law Center. “The way the law presently stands, I would say that they don’t have, at least in the criminal system, the opportunity for justice.”

Congressman Poe says neither the departments of State nor Justice will give him answers on the status of the Jones investigation.

Asked what reasons the departments gave for the apparent slowness of the probes, Poe sounded frustrated.

“There are several, I think, their excuses, why the perpetrators haven’t been prosecuted,” Poe told ABC News. “But I think it is the responsibility of our government, the Justice Department and the State Department, when crimes occur against American citizens overseas in Iraq, contractors that are paid by the American public, that we pursue the criminal cases as best as we possibly can and that people are prosecuted.”

Since no criminal charges have been filed, the only other option, according to Hutson, is the civil system, which is the approach that Jones is trying now. But Jones’ former employer doesn’t want this case to see the inside of a civil courtroom.

KBR has moved for Jones’ claim to be heard in private arbitration, instead of a public courtroom. It says her employment contract requires it.

In arbitration, there is no public record nor transcript of the proceedings, meaning that Jones’ claims would not be heard before a judge and jury. Rather, a private arbitrator would decide Jones’ case. In recent testimony before Congress, employment lawyer Cathy Ventrell-Monsees said that Halliburton won more than 80 percent of arbitration proceedings brought against it.

In his interview with ABC News, Rep. Poe said he sided with Jones.

“Air things out in a public forum of a courtroom,” said Rep. Poe. “That’s why we have courts in the United States.”

In her lawsuit, Jones’ lawyer, Todd Kelly, says KBR and Halliburton created a “boys will be boys” atmosphere at the company barracks which put her and other female employees at great risk.

“I think that men who are there believe that they live without laws,” said Kelly. “The last thing she should have expected was for her own people to turn on her.”

Halliburton, which has since divested itself of KBR, says it “is improperly named” in the suit.

In a statement, KBR said it was “instructed to cease” its own investigation by U.S. government authorities “because they were assuming sole responsibility for the criminal investigations.”

“The safety and security of all employees remains KBR’s top priority,” it said in a statement. “Our commitment in this regard is unwavering.”

Since the attacks, Jones has started a nonprofit foundation called the Jamie Leigh Foundation, which is dedicated to helping victims who were raped or sexually assaulted overseas while working for government contractors or other corporations.

“I want other women to know that it’s not their fault,” said Jones. “They can go against corporations that have treated them this way.” Jones said that any proceeds from the civil suit will go to her foundation.

“There needs to be a voice out there that really pushed for change,” she said. “I’d like to be that voice.”

If I were inclined to believe this story, and not only that but to persuade others to believe it, as many people as I could possibly contact — and believe me, there are people who look at this story exactly that way — I would be very troubled by the contents. They seem almost carefully designed to back the listener into a corner, in which the only option available is to believe the alleged victim and Congressman Poe. KBR has nothing, because the Government is assuming sole responsibility for criminal investigations. Alrighty, then isn’t someone just getting into a whole bushel of trouble for allowing the sexual assault kit to be handed over to KBR security personnel, who then “lost” it?

That a KBR spokesman is commenting at all, is an indication to me that something took place. But the rest of the story gives indications that bread crumbs should have been dropped here & there. The State Department, in effect, “raided” contractor facilities. Two years later, all we have is the word of the victim, along with the Congressman who got things rolling. Here’s what we get about that: “A spokesperson for the State Department’s Bureau of Diplomatic Security told ABCNews.com he could not comment on the matter.” Can’t we have some more? Is that just him, or the actual Department? If it is the actual Department, what is the stated reason? National security? A phone was used to call family and let ’em know something was going on. There should be a record of that. It’s been two years.

What does “I want other women to know that it’s not their fault” mean? The situation of an epidemic, in which something between a bare plurality and an overwhelming glut of female contractors are being vaginally and anally raped and then locked up in trailers, is not raised anywhere else in the article — stem to stern, it is treated as an isolated case involving Ms. Jones alone.

But probably the most damning thing of all against the story is that there are NO names. None at all. Even where there clearly should be some. Who’s running that outfit, with the big portable trailer outside the offices with the rape victim locked up in it? Gosh, he should be in a lot of trouble, huh. What, is his name classified? What about the person who threatened her job? Is his name classified too?

Is this the way whistle-blowing works? You bravely step forward against these cowardly, corrupt white males who engineered and covered-up your sexual assault…but, in the name of national security, make sure their names are kept out of the limelight? Well, maybe so. That is not how it worked with Abu Ghraib, in which case, by the time I heard about it the DoD was already conducting it’s own investigation. That didn’t matter. Once the story broke I knew names, dates, who was responsible for what. The public had a right to know, and all that.

In this case, only half the cat seems to have been let out of the bag. A strategically-selected portion of the cat. Just enough to convince me one person said something was a certain way, and I should just…believe it. One person. Not just any person, but the person who was drugged-up on God-knows-what when all the excitement was taking place.

But here’s what I find really unsettling about this — the circular reasoning part of it. The linkage of that name “Halliburton” may be improper; they divested themselves of the KBR subsidiary this last spring. And while at the moment Ms. Jones was supposedly still locked in a trailer, they were still the parent company, nevertheless any four-year-old should be able to see why the H-word is really being tossed around. This has nothing to do with re-encapsulation of facts as they occurred. It has to do with visibility. “Halliburton” is virtually a household name, “KBR” is not. This is a Kellogg Brown Root matter involving KBR personnel and officials, assuming it happened as stated at all.

The anecdote is proven by the trend — the Halliburton trend, not the KBR trend, which would be more relevant but possesses far less name-recognition — and the trend is proven by anecdotes like this one. On whether there is a vast litany of chronicles about sexual assaults and other shenanigans being conducted within the KBR sphere, I’m not in a position to say one way or the other. But if there is such a thing, and this story is to ultimately rely on the circular-reasoning “nature of the beast” argument, then at the very least I would say that is what should be under discussion, not the notoriety achieved by former parent company Halliburton. If KBR does have such a track record, and it’s opened to inspection and provides all the substance I demand here — then, rightfully, there ought not be much urgency in discussing Ms. Jones’ case, ought there? It either sets a new low for KBR or it doesn’t. Can’t have it both ways.

I’m left with something pretty disturbing. Something almost certainly happened, probably to Ms. Jones. It seems that she, Congressman Poe, and the reporters contacted have been frustrated trying to figure out where this government investigation is going, and decided to appeal to Vox Populi. Rabble-rousing was the only way to get some satisfaction here. I say, if that is the case then let’s give them what they want. We should, at the very least, have an understanding of who is in charge of such an investigation.

It’s mighty suspicious, in my eyes, that we don’t at least have that. Our government isn’t supposed to be that opaque. But if we’re going to storm the capitol with pitchforks and torches, I think we should keep in mind what it is we don’t know. This is a situation in which an investigation is not simply a formality — we really don’t know what happened, or for that matter if anything did.

NBC Lawyer Who Nixed Troop Ad Gave to Democrats

Monday, December 10th, 2007

…and generously.

The NBC lawyer who refused to allow a non-profit group to air an advertisement thanking American troops for their service has donated at least $45,000 to a host of Congressional Democrats, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York Senator Hillary Clinton and the campaign committees of House and Senate Democrats, research by the Majority Accountability Project (www.majorityap.com) has found.

According to a Fox News report, Richard Cotton, the general counsel for NBC/Universal, was one of two network officials who decided not to sell ad time to Freedom’s Watch, which describes itself as “a nonpartisan movement dedicated to preserving, protecting, and defending conservative principles and promoting a conservative agenda.”

For those who don’t know what the hoo-hah is about, it concerns ads by Freedom’s Watch. Ooh, oh so nitty-gritty, inflammatory, highly politicized ads, like these…

Controversial? Unfit for prime time? Form your own opinion. I’ve formed mine.

I’d sure like an explanation from someone about the times in which we live. Supposedly “everybody supports the troops,” but it’s clear to me this isn’t true, because supporting the troops is indeed controversial and political. Or it at least becomes that, once the rubber meets the road. People are decidedly against it, and when you’re in the public eye you’re supposed to respect their wishes — at risk of the now-ritually-monotonous career suicide, I would have to presume — without explicitly acknowledging that opposing the troops, or at least opposing those who support the troops, is precisely what their wishes entail.

Thing I Know #97. There is always someone who believes what I’ve been told “nobody believes,” and there is always someone who contests what I’ve been told “everybody agrees.” Quite a few of both, actually.

Welcome to the pitfalls of the culturally prevailing viewpoint. It can embrace, support and promote — with gusto — ideas that are so repugnant, so out-of-step with reality, and so malicious, that no voice-box belonging to an individual with a name would dare give such ideas utterance.

H/T: Malkin.

More Hillary-Fawning

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Last weekend, I had indulged in a fanciful bit of creative writing trying to figure out what it would look like if a certain Clinton sycophant had such undying adoration for me, as he in fact has for Hillary Clinton — and had written a diary entry about my relatively humdrum existence. You might have thought at that time, that myself and others had brought to you the most incredible, amazing, outrageous example of Clinton-worship disguised as even-handed analysis, that you were likely to see in this generation.

In my view, you could be forgiven for such a mistake. The link immediately preceding, points to the only occurrence on the innernets I could find of this piece, written up by one Jonathan Tilove at Newhouse News Service, about the “gauntlet” being run by our former First Lady and current Junior Senator from the state of New York.

In the coming months, America will decide whether to elect its first female president. And amid a techno-media landscape where the wall between private vitriol and public debate has been reduced to rubble, Sen. Hillary Clinton is facing an onslaught of open misogynistic expression.

Step lightly through that thickly settled province of the Web you could call anti-Hillaryland and you are soon knee-deep in “bitch,” “slut,” “skank,” “whore” and, ultimately, what may be the most toxic four-letter word in the English language.

We have never been here before.

No woman has run quite the same gantlet. And of course, no man.

Thanks to several thousand years of phallocentric history, there is no comparable vocabulary of degradation for men, no equivalently rich trove of synonyms for a sexually sullied male. As for the word beginning with C? No single term for a man reduces him to his genitals to such devastating effect.

In times past, this coarser conversation would have remained mostly personal and subterranean. But now we have a blogosphere, where no holds are barred and vituperative speech is prized. We have social networking sites like Facebook and MySpace, with their limitless ability to make the personal public.
There are no rules. And so far there is little recognition in the political and media mainstream of the teeming misogyny only a mouseclick away.

Oh dear oh dear, how is hapless Hillary ever going to survive?

Okay…we’ve learned our lesson now, right? There is more to come.

So funny. A relatively unexciting and stuffy white male Republican President botches something…and you know, a lot of folks have lost sight of this, but you can still make a logically sound argument that it wasn’t a botch…and our press demands to know things like — what’ll it take for him to recognize his mistake. What’ll it take for us to recognize it. What’ll it take for an impeachment to get going.

God help us if Hillary is elected. What are the questions going to be if/when she starts cranking out mistakes? How it makes her feel…what kind of pig-headed chauvinists are in our midst, their dangerous and childish passions now being stoked by whatever –gate scandal just happened to Hillary. Not that she caused. But that happened to her.

Well, just for the record. I’m all for women keeping all the rights and privileges they have. Voting, running for office, earning the same as men…but also for the record, let’s take note of what this all means. Here, in this blizzard of Hillary-worship coming from an ostensibly unbiased and objective media, is a great reason for barring women from public office. As potent as any you will ever find.

They can’t be criticized. They can’t be inspected. They can’t be slimed. In fact it’s worse than that — a woman takes it on herself to do the criticizing, even going so far as to forsake all other avenues of communication as Hillary has done, becoming the ultimate Toxic Candidate — whatever sore feelings she causes by doing so, are the fault of whoever does the complaining. Not her. She is not to blame. She is a victim of misogyny.

Maybe it would be different if she had the letter “R” after her name. I dunno.

But this is nuts. And it’s more the rule than the exception…so expect to see a lot more of it.