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Glengarry Glen (Cong)Ress

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Ah, this is good. Hope David Mamet is crying in his beer about this. The always-excellent Iowahawk:

Rahm
Put. That iPhone. Down. The Coffee Party’s for closers. You think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I’m here from fucking downtown. I’m here from Barack and Andy Stern. And I’m here on a fucking mission of mercy. Your fucking name’s fucking Hoyer? You fucking call yourself a fucking salesman you fucking son of a fuck?

Pete
Nice fucking vocabulary, you fucking fuck. We don’t gotta sit here and listen to this shit.

Rahm
You certainly don’t pal, ’cause the good news is – you’re fired. You’re all fucking fired if you miss that vote quota. The bad news is – you’ve got, all of you’ve got just seven months to get re-elected starting tonight. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. “Cause we’re adding a little something to this bill’s vote contest. As you all know first prize is a genuine leather upholstered committee chair. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is ambassadorship to Belgium. Fourth prize is YOU’RE FIRED. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got seats. Andy paid good money for those seats, get their names and sell them. If you can’t close this you can’t close shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks pal, and beat it ’cause you are going OUT. And there won’t be a lobbying operation in this town that will hire you.

Steny
The polls are weak.

Rahm
The polls are weak? Fucking polls are weak. You’re weak. I’ve been in this business 25 years…

Barney Frank
Who the hell are you?

Rahm
Fuck you. That’s who I am. You know why, mister? You drove a fucking Buick to get here. I drove a half million dollar bulletproof Secret Service Escalade. THAT’S my name. And your name is you are wanting. You can’t play in this game, you can’t close them – go home and tell your pollster your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this congress: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fucking faggots? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. C-B-S. Create. Bullshit. Sob stories. C-N-N. Cocksuckers. Need. News footage. M-S-N-B-C. Might. Soon. Need. Bailout. Cash.

“I’m Very Good At Back Flips”

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

This hits the spot. HDB stands for High-Drama Bitch…and I like seeing HDBs treated the way HDBs should. Especially mildly annoying Star Wars characters. “Why are you in freak mode?”

“I see you have gotten barbeque sauce on my bathrobe.” “You have done that yourself!” Hehe.

McChrystal Disagrees with Holder

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

The General would like bin Laden alive.

“The reality is that we will be reading Miranda rights to the corpse of Osama bin Laden,’’ Mr. Holder said, responding to hypothetical questions from Republicans about whether the Obama administration would try Mr. bin Laden in a civilian or military court.
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General McChrystal was subsequently asked during a Pentagon briefing by telephone from Afghanistan on Wednesday if the military had given up on catching an alive Mr. bin Laden, who is believed to be hiding in Pakistan. The general expressed surprise at the question.

“Wow, no,’’ General McChrystal responded. “If Osama bin Laden comes inside Afghanistan, we would certainly go after trying to capture him alive and bring him to justice.’’

Holder is just whacked out on this thing. He must be smoking something.

Times get good and times get bad, people become more concerned with freedom and then they become more concerned with security. They trust conservatives more in one year and then they trust the liberals more in another year.

But this is something about liberals that I think always makes people queasy. Most people, anyway.

It is this notion that you have what I would call “swollen” rights. Rights brought to you by the evil sticky black slimy stuff. Any dispute that arises from you having these rights, shall be adjudicated in your favor. Every single doubt shall be resolved to your benefit. And if anyone utters a peep of protest their career shall be ended, to make an example out of them for others.

But that the rights are situational. Yeah, I’m making a reference here to abortion…you have the right to have your vote “counted” even though you are too stupid to know what’s going on or to get to the polling place by yourself…womb-to-tomb healthcare…to work at Hooter’s even if you’re a man. To send the cop packing even though it’s known you have a stash, because you happen to have gotten it all flushed before he broke the door down. To an electric scooter if you’re fat and lazy. To join a union and get the same six weeks of paid vacation someone else has. But only if you cross that finish line. If you’re still in your momma’s belly, then that means you don’t even exist yet. Then, you can forget about even the most fundamental human rights…nevermind your six weeks of vacation. Forget about all of it. It’s situational.

This is where Holder’s going with UBL. The terrorist mastermind, according to Holder doctrine as I understand it, would have a great big ol’ smorgasbord of rights. If he made it back here. But it ain’t gonna happen.

Holder sees our primary enemy, it seems to me, as an unborn fetus. Osama has all these “rights” that are all to be arbitrated in his favor…that are swollen. But situational. He is entitled to the creme de la creme, but can be deprived of just the basics. If certain events do not happen. It all depends on that. Complete extremism on one side if the events do not happen, complete extremism on the other side if they do. It changes the class of the person we are talking about.

I don’t see this as an American ideal, and I think most people agree with me about that. At least, more people agree with me than with our Attorney General; rights, along with privileges, are determined at any given time by what a person has done as well as by what a person is.

According to that, then, his trial and sentencing would be about as quick as that scene in TimeCop. You know…Jean-Claude saves that guy from falling in 1929 by taking him back to the present, they find him guilty, he’s sent back into mid-fall to go crashy crashy and be just another fallen despondent investor. About that quick.

There’s something in the Eighth Amendment that makes that unconstitutional? Point out the passage, please. Word for word, letter for letter.

One Hundred Most Conservative-Friendly Counties

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Morgan cannot retire, goes the conventional wisdom, for there is no place. He wants to wake up to the salty smell of the ocean and the roar of the pounding surf. But he also wants to haul his beer bottles out to his backyard, and turn them into glass confetti by means of some personal sidearm whose caliber begins with the number 3. On a whim.

The liberal hippies have taken over the coastlines. So with just two requirements poor Morgan has ruled out everything.

It would appear, from this list, that perhaps this is not the case. When the time comes I’m too gray and wrinkly and big-eared to be seen in an office, this could be handy information to have.

Bang bang.

He Had it Comin’

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

The excitement takes place from 0:35 to 0:37, and if you step along frame by frame you’ll see the girl doesn’t even flinch. I think that’s so great. Hoodlum.

Via Boortz.

“Feel Young Again”

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

“A Medicator Wants Everyone Else to be a Medicator”

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

The title is taken from the post previous.

Blogger friend Buck was admiring a cartoon about the democrat party being ready to commit suicide to get their cowpie of a health care bill through. I consider the situation to be a tad bit more complicated; to bottom-line it into a single sentence, I ask the reader to think on an America with a “public” health care plan installed — what kind of conservative movement thrives therein? Is it something we’d recognize today? Something closer to colonial times, right before the Revolution? Or something rather like “Conservatives” and “Labour” over in the UK?

Rules affect the mindset of a people who live under them. Dependency-based rules foster a dependency-based mindset. We are currently witnessing the slow death of independent spirit — within the world, for this is its last stand — and it is a homicide. Architects do not care how many other Architects there are, but a Medicator wants everyone else to be a Medicator.

And then the lefty-leaning George-Bush-hating anti-war Canuck with the dark curly bangs, KC, makes my point for me. On purpose. From Mark Steyn, via here:

So there was President Obama giving his bazillionth speech on health care, droning yet again that “now is the hour when we must seize the moment,” the same moment he’s been seizing every day of the week for the past year, only this time his genius photo-op guys thought it would look good to have him surrounded by men in white coats.

Why is he doing this? Why let “health” “care” “reform” stagger on like the rotting husk in a low-grade creature feature who refuses to stay dead no matter how many stakes you pound through his chest?

Because it’s worth it. Big time. I’ve been saying in this space for two years that the governmentalization of health care is the fastest way to a permanent left-of-center political culture.

It redefines the relationship between the citizen and the state in fundamental ways that make limited government all but impossible.

I could be wrong, but I have the impression this point went sailing over the head of our friend in New Mexico. Yes, come next year the democrat party might very well be whittled down to a representation of a hundred seats, or fewer still, in the lower chamber of our Congress. Could very well be.

But the party labels are but a means to an end. The representation in Congress is but a means to an end.

They want to transform this society. They have not hidden this intent, ever, not one single time. They have been out-and-proud about this.

When they talk about how much they love this country, they’re saying not a single word about what the country is today or what she has been in the past. They are speaking of the love a sculptor has for a blob of clay, or a painter has for a blank canvas. They want to turn the country into something the country presently is not…and then they will love that. That is what they mean when they say that.

They are controlling people. And yet, paradoxically, the kindest thing you can do for them is to deprive them of this control. With control comes responsibility, and they do not have any affinity for that at all. They just don’t look down the road very far. It is their nature; they are impulsive, addictive types.

Architects and Medicators

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

It’s the source of all the arguing we ever do, especially now, because all thinking adults fall into one camp or another. And each individual further ensconces himself into his chosen role every time he does more thinking.

Defined originally here.

What follows are supplements to that.

1. Architects are not concerned about whether someone else possesses more wealth than they do. Their concern over whether someone else possesses more skill, begins and ends on the question of whether or not that other person can help them in some way, and whether there may be low-hanging fruit for them in the self-improvement department.

Medicators don’t want anybody else to have something they don’t have, be it skill or money. Jealousy is a common failing for the Medicator. They easily fall prey to “Tall Poppy” syndrome.

2. Architects see the entire universe as an assembly of parts, each of which in turn can be further dissembled into smaller parts. Eventually you get down to atomic parts that cannot be divided any further. As these parts interact with each other, you have an explanation for every single other thing that happens. Events have a cause-and-effect relationship with one another. Objects have a my-state-affects-your-state relationship with one another. Objects and events are not synonymous, it’s more like: Object, plus object, plus time, equals event.

Medicators see the entire universe as a situation. Objects within the situation are not separable from other objects, unless you’re casting an object as a catalyst for something that is good or bad. And when that happens, “object” and “event” are functionally synonymous. Neither is terribly complex, they’re just beneficial, damaging, or some other synonyms of those. George W. Bush makes bad things happen, Barack Obama causes “hope.”

3. Because Architects see all things as an assembly of other things, when a complex device is not working properly they want to break it down, find out which component is faulty, and fix or replace it. Then they want to put it all back together again and watch it begin a second functional life.

Medicators evaluate complex mechanisms in bulk. If the entire assembly does not work as it should, they infer that each piece of it must be contaminated by whatever flaw is inside, and their tendency is to counsel toward replacing all of it. If this does not happen, they get frustrated.

4. Observing a system set up by someone else, an Architect is rather unconcerned about how it works inside unless it shows signs of holding a solution to some vexing problem the Architect has been trying to solve. If he perceives that much to be the case, he’ll want to take it apart and study it.

A Medicator is distressed by signs that the system works internally in a way different from the way he would have designed it; interestingly, if the system achieves objectives outside the Medicator’s design potential, he is unconcerned with this. He wants things to be built the way he would have built them, even if this means they could do fewer things.

5. Consensus holds very little meaning for the Architect, who sees it as simply a component within the human social condition, which in turn is just another component within the universe. He does not see group agreement as any kind of a lodestar. To him, group decisions may be right or they may be wrong. If they’re wrong, he wants to use what’s right and he doesn’t care who wanted to do it the other way.

Medicators assign far greater meaning to group consensus. They are distressed by proposals that would challenge it or deviate from it. Mistakes made by Medicators are often traced to excessive weight being attached to the consensus.

6. Architects are deficient in perceiving the group consensus as it is being formed. These people are often the last in the room to figure out where it is headed as it is evolves. They are generally sluggish in figuring out what is going on around them. Architects are far more likely to miss a social engagement because they have been working on a project.

Medicators, on the other hand, are especially adept at perceiving the group consensus. This is often, but by no means always, because they are taking on a role in driving it as it evolves. They “grok,” which means to observe something and then bond with it, until the distinction is lost between whether the observer is manipulating the observed or vice-versa. When you watch a Medicator interact with his environment, the governing principle is Heisenberg.

7. Architects tend to have tin ears. They are often caught in situations in which what they say might be welcome on some other occasion with a different emotional overtone, but is not appealing in the moment because their timing is off. Wherever an Architect has ultimately distinguished himself as being somewhat competent in this area, it is the culmination of many years of puzzle-solving, with the peers around him being the puzzle; it isn’t the genuine emotional empathy it appears to be.

Medicators are more in tune with the emotional tenor of the setting. If they err in the timing of some remark or another, they demonstrate gifts as they self-correct from this, diminishing their social losses and enhancing their social gains.

8. Architects, being more in tune with the cause-and-effect nature of the phenomena around them, are more at ease with assuming responsibility for the correctness of a certain course of action. They view any research into the political ramifications of such decisions as an unwelcome hassle.

Medicators place much greater weight on the decisions of others. They regard decisions in a much better light if someone has already done the same thing. They are not good at blazing new trails and are highly uncomfortable trying.

9. Architects tend to see property and wealth as compensation for time, services or goods. Consequently, they see an unusually high personal accumulation of wealth as a sign of productivity, efficiency, or possibly theft.

Medicators do not see material property as a metric. Their tendency is to envision wealth as a desirable commodity that is distributed randomly. They see a distribution that should have taken place, and another distribution that really did take place — these two are always different.

10. An Architect decides what to do, from one minute to the next, as the culmination of some logical thought process involving tasks yet incomplete, the block of uninterrupted time anticipated to be available, and a schedule of priorities. Unexpected interruptions upset them. If the non-discretionary expense of time (job or chore) has already been completed, the Architect may indulge in a recreation. The recreation always involves building something.

Medicators decide what to do according to a more emotional process. There is “work” and there is “play”; play is preferred, but overruled if the work is urgent or has been neglected for too long. If nothing is overdue, the Medicator is far more likely to play. Play does not involve building anything.

11. An Architect is unlikely to suffer from an addiction because he doesn’t possess the requisite sensitivity to his own emotional profile to feel the temporary benefits of abusing something.

Medicators are highly likely to form addictions, usually of all likes and kinds: Substance, alcohol, co-dependent relationships, sex, an engaging video game, etc. That’s what they do. They medicate.

12. An Architect’s free time will all be channeled into one project, which will live onward until it achieves the point of evolution he had in mind for it at the beginning, or until he tires of it. If he does not have the resources to attend to this, he will spend the free time on something that might expand his understanding of the task at hand.

A Medicator’s free time will be channeled into something entertaining or emotionally uplifting. It is a hallmark of the Medicator to feel withdrawal symptoms if some singular favorite activity — which remains a consistent attachment, across decades — is not partaken within some amount of time. This activity is an activity of ritual, sometimes involving score-keeping. It is non-edifying. This is the “medicating.”

13. Architects rarely “Tweet.” Many of them have yet to figure out Twitter.

Medicators pretty much live there.

14. An Architect expects an arbitration or judgment to be decided by the applicable laws and the circumstances of the case.

A Medicator is more likely to root for the underdog. He will defend, and even champion, a case with an illogical outcome so long as the outcome is favorable to the party for which he feels the greater empathy.

15. To an Architect, building something that does not work is the same as starting to build something and giving up; which is the same as never even bothering to start. Intentions don’t mean very much to an Architect.

Medicators care about intentions over outcome. Perception is as important as reality, and in some cases more important than reality. They are often caught “remembering” some grand effort to have been a raging success when history recalls it to have been a dismal failure.

16. Architects believe there is some connection between what happens to a person, and what the person did or didn’t do to make it happen or keep it from happening. If the connection is not immediately evident, they believe with some diligent research it will soon become obvious. Architects see people as products of individual actions.

Medicators do not recognize such a connection between deeds and events — they even remain skeptical when hard evidence is presented to this effect. They see events as more-or-less random and disconnected from a person’s actions, and people as fortunate-or-unfortunate beings of randomness that coincide with these events.

17. Because Architects are more inextricably connected to reality, they do not see too many options available when a lecture is given to a student and the student cannot pay attention. You can lower your assessment of the child’s maturity, discipline, and grasp of the subject matter; you can kick his ass. You can wait for him to get older and try it later.

Medicators medicate. Even your relationship to your own brain is a collision of randomness, which if an unfortunate one, can and should be remedied. Prescribe some goop for the child and try again.

18. Evaluating a job candidate, an Architect would like to present a difficult problem and observe him trying to solve it. He considers everything else a waste of time.

The Medicator would like to know that a third party has assessed the candidate to be capable of completing some class of tasks. He does not care who this third party is, exactly, nor is he too concerned about whether the tasks at which the candidate is deemed competent, coincide much with the work that has to be done. Certifications, degrees, and the like, will absolutely dazzle him. He is not evaluating ability to perform, he is evaluating ability to bond on an emotional level with virtual strangers.

19. An Architect who votes for a candidate wants someone with values like his, and a good sense of judgment. Ideally, he would like a clone of himself, who has time to serve in the stated position that he does not have.

A Medicator does not want someone like himself in the position; he wants someone much, much better.

20. An Architect doesn’t particularly care how many other Architects there are.

A Medicator wants everyone else to be a Medicator. Convert or die.

“Please Give…”

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Hat tip to Daphne, who has some of the wittiest commenters.

Americans Losing Faith in the American Dream

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

But it must be alright, because white folk are losing faith faster than anyone. Yay!

The study of 1,022 American adults by Xavier University found broad agreement that the American Dream – which respondents defined themselves – is harder to achieve now than it has been in the past, and will be even harder for the next generation.

The data shows that “people are losing faith” in the idea that they can achieve whatever they set their mind to, said a release put out by Xavier’s Institute for Politics and the American Dream.

But outlooks were most grim among white respondents – only 29 percent of whites surveyed said the American Dream was in good condition, compared with 48 percent who said it is in bad condition.

Among black Americans, 39 percent were optimistic about achieving the American Dream, with 35 percent pessimistic. Latinos were optimistic by a 37 percent to 36 percent margin, and non-white’s were positive by 36 percent to 35 percent.

The Slaughter Option

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Best explanation I’ve seen of it yet. How do you get the monstrosity of a health care bill through the two houses of Congress, when you don’t have the votes to do it?

Under the “reconciliation” process that began yesterday afternoon, the House is supposed to approve the Senate’s Christmas Eve bill and then use “sidecar” amendments to fix the things it doesn’t like. Those amendments would then go to the Senate under rules that would let Democrats pass them while avoiding the ordinary 60-vote threshold for passing major legislation. This alone is an abuse of traditional Senate process.

But Mrs. Pelosi & Co. fear they lack the votes in the House to pass an identical Senate bill, even with the promise of these reconciliation fixes. House Members hate the thought of going on record voting for the Cornhusker kickback and other special-interest bribes that were added to get this mess through the Senate, as well as the new tax on high-cost insurance plans that Big Labor hates.

Not About Health CareSo at the Speaker’s command, New York Democrat Louise Slaughter, who chairs the House Rules Committee, may insert what’s known as a “self-executing rule,” also known as a “hereby rule.” Under this amazing procedural ruse, the House would then vote only once on the reconciliation corrections, but not on the underlying Senate bill. If those reconciliation corrections pass, the self-executing rule would say that the Senate bill is presumptively approved by the House—even without a formal up-or-down vote on the actual words of the Senate bill.

Democrats would thus send the Senate bill to President Obama for his signature even as they claimed to oppose the same Senate bill. They would be declaring themselves to be for and against the Senate bill in the same vote.

So it isn’t about bringing health care services to people who need them, and it isn’t about responding to The Will of the People, Consent of the Governed, or any of that.

Back to the Architects and Medicators paradigm. People who bristle at the idea of being dependent on someone else, by & large really don’t care how others choose to live their lives; but people who adapt more easily to the idea of becoming human cattle, overall want everyone else to be as dependent on someone else as they are. Architects do not care how many other Architects there are but Medicators want everyone else to be a Medicator.

That really is what this is all about.

I’ve been hearing lately that the democrat party wants to commit “suicide” to pass this turkey of a bill — if the Slaughter Option, Reconciliation, whatever it takes, leads to some kind of bloodletting in November, well then the democrats say Bring It On. So they’re invoking a kamikaze attack against the American principles of freedom, liberty and independence.

That isn’t really what this is. You aren’t going to see a new wild exuberance for Republicans as a result of this. There is a reason we don’t want a health care system like this in America, and the reason is that laws like this have a deep and profound impact on the people who come under them. It changes the way they think. You cannot declare yourself independent of a government that is in charge of authorizing your next dose of blood clotting medication, or heart attack pills, or No-Doze.

It would fundamentally change the nature of the relationship between government and governed. That is why they want it. And once that relationship is so changed, it won’t be that hard to get back in again if you’re a democrat. To a nation of zombies, it would be second nature: Need my stuff. Put this guy in. He go get me my stuff.

Your Latest Clip of Sort-Of-God Music

Monday, March 15th, 2010

From Allahpundit at HotAir.

“Gitmo’s Indefensible Lawyers”

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Holy crap.

We obtained Justice Department accounts of some of those incidents under a Freedom of Information Act request. Examples included an incident in which a lawyer sent his detainee client the transcript of a virulently anti-American speech that compared military physicians to Joseph Mengele, the Nazi doctor of Auschwitz, called DOJ lawyers “desk torturers” and suggested that the “abuses carried out by U.S. forces at Abu Ghraib . . . could involve the President in the commission of war crimes.”

Other incidents listed in the FOIA material included: a lawyer who was caught in the act of making a hand-drawn map of a detention camp’s layout, including guard towers; a lawyer who sent a letter to his detainee client telling him that “we cannot depend on the military to do the right thing” and conveying his message of support to other detainees who were not his clients; lawyers who posted photos of Guantanamo security badges on the Internet; lawyers who provided news outlets with “interviews” of their clients using questions provided in advance by the news organization; and a lawyer who gave his client a list of all the detainees.

So let me see if I’m clear on this: If you’re a defense attorney providing a vigorous defense of scumbags — up to and including, handing out brochures recruiting more Gitmo detainees into your client list, convincing them the United States is conducting a worldwide campaign of torture against Muslims — that’s OK. Better than OK. You can go on to work for Eric Holder’s Department of Justice and We, The People don’t have the right to know what you’ve been doing.

If, on the other hand, you are specifically asked to provide a legal opinion about waterboarding, you determine there are circumstances under which it’s alright and you draft a memorandum saying as much — ooh, that’s bad bad bad.

Yeah…you know, I kind of saw both sides of this issue about what Liz Cheney was doing. Now I don’t. Our nation’s legal system is becoming a toxin, and the right to defend ourselves from it is an implicit attribute of sovereignty. Or “The Constitution is not a suicide document,” is another way of putting it.

“One Hour Ahead”

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Via Lileks.

The IRS Wants Their Four Cents

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Sacramento Bee:

IRS visits Sacramento carwash in pursuit of 4 cents

It was every businessperson’s nightmare.

Arriving at Harv’s Metro Car Wash in midtown Wednesday afternoon were two dark-suited IRS agents demanding payment of delinquent taxes. “They were deadly serious, very aggressive, very condescending,” says Harv’s owner, Aaron Zeff.

The really odd part of this: The letter that was hand-delivered to Zeff’s on-site manager showed the amount of money owed to the feds was … 4 cents.

Inexplicably, penalties and taxes accruing on the debt – stemming from the 2006 tax year – were listed as $202.31, leaving Harv’s with an obligation of $202.35.

Zeff, who also owns local parking lots and is the president of the Midtown Business Association, finds the situation a bit comical.

“It’s hilarious,” he says, “that two people hopped in a car and came down here for just 4 cents. I think (the IRS) may have a problem with priorities.”

What Your Darth Vader Action Figure Does When You’re Not Home

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

From here.

Hat tip to Kevin.

I Stand With DeVore…But…

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

…this is absolutely awesome. Much better than awesome. It provides a whole new definition for the word.

Gerard finds the good stuff. Again.

Update: James Wilson speaks for me.

RINO.
And, let us not “get together and get something done”. Let us instead learn to respect boundries, after we remember what they are.
Heir to Arnold.
P. J. O’Rourke to Carley and friends: We don’t want to know how to make government work. We want to know how to make it stop.

I’m in some trouble on the home front. All these ladies running for seats in California to “fix what’s broke” and “get things done” are making me nervous. I’m going chauvinist-pig on this…which is unusual for a Palin supporter…but the simple fact of the matter is that California’s problems are far too serious to just dump on the ladies, walk away & call it good.

I do not want to “get things done.”

I want to get the nonsense stopped. Ms. Fiorina’s favorite catchphrase, I’m afraid, is becoming a might too popular among the petticoats.

I understand my lady’s rage at me, she is one of the girls who “get things done” and, in so doing, stop nonsense cold in its tracks. I’d vote for her in a heartbeat. And my cynicism is inspired by a male — specifically, one H. Ross Perot who “knows how to run a business” and “can get things done.” He also turned out to be a first rate whack-job.

So I’m not trying to be like Archie Bunker. I’m more like Yoda. Hard to see, the future is; nevertheless, the shroud of the dark side has fallen. All these contenders looking to “take charge and get things done” — this is how all the problems started in the first place. Cut the crap. Do or do not, there is no try.

Back to the subject at hand though. Boxer as an out-of-control gasbag? Hehehe. Yeah, that’s about the size of it.

U.S. Mulls “Black Box”

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Locutisprime blogging at Rick’s place:

Today’s headlines indicate that the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, has recommended “black boxes” be included into all new vehicles.

US mulls ‘black box’:

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration chief David Strickland told a congressional hearing on Thursday that the regulator is considering whether to make “black boxes” mandatory for all new vehicles. [ID:nN11246251]

The devices can capture data on speed, braking effort and other details which can be vital in reconstructing accidents.

I have never seen this level of intrusive legislation being put forth in my life time. In just the past week we have seen senators Schumer and Graham proposing biometric ID cards to be required of all Americans. In addition, part of the proposed health care reform act includes similar provisions where biometric medical records are to be obtained and kept on all citizens. That has already begun via the HIPAA regulations that we allowed to be enacted several years ago.

LP is referring to this, I think…

Lawmakers working to craft a new comprehensive immigration bill have settled on a way to prevent employers from hiring illegal immigrants: a national biometric identification card all American workers would eventually be required to obtain.

Lawmakers working to craft a new comprehensive immigration bill are proposing a new national biometric ID card that would be required of all U.S. workers. WSJ’s Laura Meckler explains the proposal and the objections from privacy advocates.

Under the potentially controversial plan still taking shape in the Senate, all legal U.S. workers, including citizens and immigrants, would be issued an ID card with embedded information, such as fingerprints, to tie the card to the worker.

The ID card plan is one of several steps advocates of an immigration overhaul are taking to address concerns that have defeated similar bills in the past.

The uphill effort to pass a bill is being led by Sens. Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.) and Lindsey Graham (R., S.C.), who plan to meet with President Barack Obama as soon as this week to update him on their work. An administration official said the White House had no position on the biometric card.

All workers.

This is something that needs to be put to a challenge, I think. Especially in our nation’s capitol, in which the rules are made. This notion that equality is always good and inequality is always bad.

Let’s require registration by all seasonal workers. Oh no, that’s discrimination and an invasion of privacy. All right then…let’s make everyone do it. No problem! There can be no invasion of privacy if everyone is losing their privacy at the same time. So the Sr. Vice President who helped start this company and has been working at it fifteen hours a day for thirty years…the mousey little admin assistant with no social life who’s never worked anywhere else…the chieftain of industry who is the grandson of the inventor of the widget his company sells, whose life has been a matter of public record since the day he was born. You all have to go get your National ID cards.

And then you need to stick a box in your cars so we know where you’re going and what you’re doing.

See, I think that’s how you get this veal-calf society going in America, where people guard their privacy with such zeal. This…is how you overcome that. Through our guilt. Our revulsion against anything that might be “discriminatory.” It’s a powerful instinct we have when we’ve been hearing, since third grade on the playground, “If I have to make one exception I have to make a hundred.” This misguided notion that if you have a raw deal, that’s just awful and nobody should allow it to happen — but if we all have the same raw deal then that’s quite alright.

Meanwhile, how much sense does it make to require Bill Gates to get a biometric card so we can confirm his identity? Absolutely none. How much sense does it make to require it of everyone who works at a hotel, a canning factory, a farm? Uh…quite a bit more. Yes, that would be unequal. There would be criteria defining the employer. The aforementioned HIPAA law already does this. Pages and pages defining what a “covered entity” is. We have health insurance requirements for employers with so-many-numbers of “workers.” It’s done all the time. Banking regulations. Auto manufacturing regulations.

When it comes to these outright brazen invasions of our privacy, suddenly we have to be equal in everything we do. It’s not a principle. It’s a pot-sweetener. Many among us, even among our knee-jerk libertarians who are indignant about driving around with license plates on their cars, will be shamed into silence if the argument shifts to “equality” versus “inequality.”

So there you have it, the government owns all our work and is perfectly entitled to maintain records on it. And now we’re “workers.” Workers, that’s another thing. If I could work my will, the word would be banished from Congress forever. Everyone caught with that word crossing their lips would be branded as a labor union lackey, which is probably correct close to 100% of the time, and placed in permanent exile.

When I was young I was taught through soft, humorous suggestions — nobody really stating it word-for-word — that blathering away about the communists taking over, was a sign of dementia.

It must be true. The older I get, the more signs I see that they are, and have been for awhile.

“We Wanted to Annihilate Them Because They Were Different”

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Tom Hanks, ruining his own credibility as “America’s Historian in Chief,” speaking on the subject of World War II in the Pacific:

“From the outset, we wanted to make people wonder how our troops can re-enter society in the first place,” Hanks says. “How could they just pick up their lives and get on with the rest of us? Back in World War II, we viewed the Japanese as ‘yellow, slant-eyed dogs’ that believed in different gods. They were out to kill us because our way of living was different. We, in turn, wanted to annihilate them because they were different. Does that sound familiar, by any chance, to what’s going on today?”

Two pieces of ignorance bundled up into one sound bite. They’re both much, much bigger than being-a-good-liberal, and bigger than Hollywood.

Some of the left-wing service members I’ve met — they seem to huddle up together — offer a really disturbing viewpoint of their service. They held their boss at the time, George W. Bush, in contempt for sending them and their comrades-in-arms into a war. Fine and good, but they didn’t deny Hussein was a dangerous character; their argument was “If we’re going to go after him, then why not go to this other hot spot in the world, or there, or there, or there.” It wasn’t the Powell argument about having an exit strategy. There was no specific demand of what conditions should be fulfilled before the military should be sent someplace. It was more of a dislike that the call had been made — at all, ever.

M-u-u-u-c-h discussion of educational benefits involved in enlisting. Lots of recalcitrance with regard to what kind service might be asked of them. It’s as if, their expectation was that there should be some kind of vote — as if the military is not a dictatorship. Or worse, yet, that somehow anything with violence involved should be left off the table. As if the whole point to having a military is to provide free tuition to people who sign a form.

The other canard is straight out of (Berman) Star Trek. Contests of force take place because of, and only because of, misunderstandings. People who want to promote this should really stay away from World War II. We had two primary opponents in that greatest of all wars; one was a country filled with brown people, the other was a nation of Aryans. We fought them with equal ferocity.

I’m not sure which of these two is more dangerous. The first one offends me greatly because it shows an unwillingness, or inability, to recognize heroes. Everyone’s-a-victim. And it’s a sick, terrible, contagious problem because so many people are under this spell and don’t realize it. They introduce you to a friend of theirs, and within the first few minutes of getting acquainted there are no, or few, strengths. Everybody knows everybody else by their weaknesses. Carpal tunnel. ADHD. Dyslexia. Even if the guy is in business selling something, like insurance policies maybe…it isn’t that he has something that will help you out — he needs you to buy it, which is quite a different thing.

So the finest-of-the-finest among our young, are just a bunch of walking dead riding in a boxcar with all kinds of mental health issues. Hey, glad to hear it Tom.

Cassy has a wonderful answer for your question, by the way.

How can they cope with that?? They can cope with that because they’re good men, they’re good soldiers. They cope with it because most of them are coming home to their families, to their homes. They’re happy, believe it or not. And they believe in their mission.

As to the second…good gracious. Obviously, this has a blinding effect. Tom Hanks, I’m sure, must be plenty smart enough to figure out if he goes the “we wanted to annihilate them because they’re brown and don’t have round eyes” route, someone might mention Pearl Harbor. A fifth-grader, not daydreaming, should be able to anticipate that. But Tom Hanks evidently cannot.

It is a mindset that proves itself manifestly unhelpful anytime there is someone who wants to kill somebody else. Which is a good deal of the time, actually.

Funny thing about these imbeciles is, any time the subject turns to something else, you haven’t long to wait before they’re taking up that other tired monologue: Nation of immigrants, white people not breeding, “they” are going to be a minority by 2050, America is not a Christian nation.

Okee dokee, then. If we’re a mixed nation just chock full of people of all colors, then we’re not a bigoted nation…or, at the very least, it becomes impossible to assert we have some “hair trigger” that goes off anytime we see someone with dark skin. That would be like two rabid wild dogs tied up in a bag together wouldn’t it?

No, the fact is that sometimes fighting is necessary because someone — of a non-determinant, irrelevant skin color — is trying to kill you. And a strong defense is what responsibility and racial equality happen to be.

I respect that some people just can’t get that because they don’t want to get that. Fine, then. Stay home and watch Star Trek when the rest of us go out to vote. Maybe you can watch Mr. Hanks’ “overhaul” of history. Living in a fantasy world is one thing, forcing others to live in it is a different thing entirely. And some of these decisions we have to make about what’s going on, have something to do with those whatever-colored people who are trying to kill us…and you…and your family…and all kinds of other nice folks who also have all kinds of colors to their skins. If that’s just too much for you to think about, then so be it. Don’t be part of the process. Leave it to people who can handle it, and form some coherent thoughts about it.

Bowling Ball Mortar

Friday, March 12th, 2010

“One Fine September Morning…”

HOLY FREAKING BATTLESHIP MISSOURI! By the time the shutter snapped, the ball was, in relation to this picture on your screen, about six monitors up and climbing. It was whistling. I lost track of it since I was trying to get the picture, but the guys say it cleared the treeline by probably another hundred yards.

Cool. I’d like one.

Firedoglake Counts 191 Yea 202 Nay

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Thank God. Can’t breathe easy until we get a solid 218 opposed.

But this is good news. FDL wants this shit and they want it bad. I saw, a day or two ago, they tallied up something like — I think it was 214 yes 211 no, something like that.

So things are moving in the right direction. Question is, where do they go from here.

It’s the wrong bill at the wrong time.

Update: Wall Street Journal has a great op-ed up about the cost control illusion. Hey, how many government programs have been started, since 1789, that saved us some money? Is that what government programs do? This is the one thing I view as the silliest sales pitch out of ’em all. But they wouldn’t be pushing it if someone somewhere wasn’t falling for it.

Nevermind all that, says Patrick Kennedy. (hat tip to Westsound Modern) Pass it or you’ll end up living in a van down by the river.

Y and Z

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Yasmine Bleeth goes up against the last letter of the alphabet, represented by Zooey Deschanel. Zooey, of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy fame.

It’s pretty easy to find some Yasmine swimsuit pics on the web, and dang hard to find any of Zooey. But Zooey takes it anyway. She’s not a cokehead, she’s got gorgeous eyes, seems (from what I can gather) to be a woman of class, and she’s got nice bangs.

Bangs. You know, as in hair.

Hey, Bryan Singer. You cast Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane. Zooey was right there. She was right freakin’ there. Ms. Bosworth was alright…but to envision a 1980 Margot Kidder aging into Kate, was a little distracting. All in all it would have to go into the Mistake File. Shoulda gone with Zooey.

Yeah, I know that’s kind of late notice for ya. But it’s true.

“Movie Title”

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Hat tip again to Quotalatiousness, via Gerard once again.

I’m thinking I need to go update this just one more time.

That Meat Thermometer Stabbing

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Oh, brother.

A dispute at a Lancaster movie theater during a screening of “Shutter Island” ended when a man, who had complained about someone nearby talking on a cellphone, was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer.

The incident occurred two weeks ago at the Cinemark 22 theater in Lancaster, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department.

The theater was packed for a 9 p.m. Saturday screening of the Martin Scorsese horror movie when the victim complained about a woman near him who was using a cellphone during the show. She and two men with her left the movie theater. Two men returned a few minutes later and stabbed the victim, said sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore.

“It was vicious and cowardly attack,” Whitmore said.

The victim, who was not identified, was hospitalized with serious injuries Two other moviegoers who came to the victim’s aid were also were hurt during the fight, officials said.

Meat thermometer? What the hell?

Almost as random and inefficient as a spoon:

Bank Repossesses Wrong House

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Drama queen who goes on record to say it feels like she was raped…careless bank…bad move made right when “fat cat predatory lending” is the most popular catch-slogan in our nation’s capitol.

I don’t wanna be that guy. Whoever is responsible for this screw-up.

Five months after repo men broke into her Hampton Township home and took her pet macaw, Angela Iannelli told Team 4 that it still feels like she “was raped.”

“I cannot walk into my house by myself. I tried it one time by myself, but the whole time, I was jumping like somebody was behind me and just started shaking.”

In a lawsuit filed this week, Iannelli claims that her mortgage company mistakenly targeted her house for foreclosure, and she said she came home one day to find that she had been locked out and someone had gone inside, cut the utilities, poured antifreeze into the drains and taken her bird.

“If you or I did to Bank of America what Bank of America did to my client, we would be in prison for 10 years,” said Iannelli’s lawyer, Michael Rosenzweig, partner at Edgar Snyder & Associates.

Team 4 reported that, in a lawsuit filed Monday, the homeowner says she was up to date on her mortgage payments — and out of the blue, Bank of America sent a contractor to invade her home in October and then padlock it.

For 20 years, Iannelli has maintained a residence on Fountainwood Drive. She says she never had a problem with her mortgage — always making the payments to Bank of America on time.

Iannelli told Team 4 investigator Jim Parsons that she got no notice from anyone at Bank of America that anything was wrong. The first time she realized something was amiss was that October day when she arrived home, took out her key, went to put it in the lock and realized that the locks had been changed.

And they took her bird too.

When the lawyer is salivating, it’s a bad sign.

His Staff is Very Even-Handed and He Can Prove It

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

He knows it for a fact. You’ll never in a million years guess how.

Me, I’m wondering about the qualities of judgment of half of my fellow countrymen. And I mean that in a good way…trust me.

Statler and Waldorf

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Hooligans

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Devil Went Down to Georgia

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

D’JEver Notice? LIII

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

The post previous has me thinking about yet another divide bisecting all of thinking humanity. And like so many of the others, it seems to fall squarely upon the chasm separating Architects from Medicators.

Some of us think a right is something that, when violated, requires and justifies any and all means of intervention, up to and including the invasion of a country.

Others among us think a right is something that, when violated, requires and justifies any and all means of intervention short of violence. At that point, civilized people should go back to what they were doing and allow the right to continue to be violated. Hey, at least you got yours.

Those who think the violation of a right justifies the invasion of a country, define rights minimally. They don’t think a right is a right if it has to cost someone else something.

Those who think the violation of a right justifies peaceful protest only, and then you should go back to what you were doing because at least you got yours, define rights much more broadly. If you have it and want to keep it, or if you don’t have it and you want it, or if you are not in immediate need of it but can see some clear advantages involved in having it, then that’s enough. A “right” it is.

A belief in God is common among those who define rights minimally, and hold violation of these minimal rights to be a justification for war. They distrust bureaucracies.

Those who define rights broadly and enforce them only softly, are overwhelmingly, although perhaps not completely, secular. They trust bureaucracies completely, which is odd because when someone they dislike happens to be in charge of the bureaucracy they are suddenly bursting at the seams with conspiracy theories about how these “wrong” people took over the bureaucracy and have way too much power. It is almost as if…I would say exactly as if…they are spending a lifetime in worship of a replacement deity.