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We’re Paranoid

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

This guy’s a nut, but no nuttier than our liberals. If the September 11 attacks hadn’t happened, his response would make perfect sense. But they did, and so he’s a nut.

A Swedish man accused of falsely telling U.S. authorities that his son-in-law had links to al-Qaida has been charged with defamation, a newspaper reported Friday.

The false warning spoiled a business trip to the U.S. for the man’s son-in-law, who was stopped at a Florida airport and questioned for 11 hours before being sent back on a plane to Sweden, the Sydsvenska Dagbladet daily reported.

U.S. authorities apparently reacted to an e-mail sent to the FBI saying the man “likely has links to the Muslim terror organization al-Qaida’s network in Sweden,” the newspaper reported.

The 52-year-old father-in-law admitted to having sent the e-mail after it was traced to his home computer, the paper said. He reportedly told police he sent the e-mail in anger after a dispute with his son-in-law, who was divorcing his daughter.

The man said he did not expect such a “paranoid reaction” from U.S. authorities, Sydsvenska Dagbladet reported.

Honestly, where do all these people come from? Do they have incredibly short memories or did they just never give a rat’s ass?

There’s more to this worldwide phenomenon raising the hair in the back of my neck…other than it being horribly offensive. I’m just wondering about the future conversation with my grandkids…

“Grandpa, when did all that ‘global warming hysteria’ you were talking about take place?”

“Oh, I would say it peaked around aught six and petered out around aught eight or nine…got started in two or three.”

“And people were a lot more worried about that than anything else?”

“Yup. Kids of your generation were supposed to be peeved at grownups from my generation for daring to continue generating power, going to work, cooking meat outdoors, and generally living life. It was the biggest political issue of that decade by far.”

“Uh…I thought you said the September 11 attacks occurred in oh one. How did people go from that, in the space of a year or two, to worrying about something that never even killed anybody?”

“You know…you come up with an answer to that one, let me know.”

Really, some of the things my grandmother and uncles told me that made so little sense at the time, I’m seeing now in an entirely different light. That fool swede should be one isolated kookburger. But he represents the majority, from what I can figure. Worry about the gobular wormening ManBearPig, which has yet to hurt anyone, but pretend the September 11 attacks never took place. You exist in any other era, and not only will this perspective cease to make any sense, but you’ll be just incredulous at just how foolish we are overall in this generation. We’ve really lost all meaningful hold on reality.

About Those Six Imams

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

Deborah Burlingame has put out, thus far, the most informative write-up I’ve seen about the incident. Her brother was the pilot of Flight 77. What she wrote about the Imam-ejecting story, is not slanted any more or less than any other story you’ve seen about it, but as you might expect her slant is in the opposite direction. And as frosting on the cake, anybody wondering why the six would have been kicked off the flight, may actually get an answer. Whoever can’t handle that, should take extra special care not to click here.

“Allahu Akbar” was just the opening act. After boarding, they did not take their assigned seats but dispersed to seats in the first row of first class, in the midcabin exit rows and in the rear–the exact configuration of the 9/11 execution teams. The head of the group, seated closest to the cockpit, and two others asked for a seatbelt extension, kept on board for obese people. A heavy metal buckle at the end of a long strap, it can easily be used as a lethal weapon. The three men rolled them up and placed them on the floor under their seats. And lest this entire incident be written off as simple cultural ignorance, a frightened Arabic-speaking passenger pulled aside a crew member and translated the imams’ suspicious conversations, which included angry denunciations of Americans, furious grumblings about U.S. foreign policy, Osama Bin Laden and “killing Saddam.”

The more I find out about this whole thing, the more it impresses me as a thoroughly pants-shitting event for all concerned. I’d like to see someone held to account, and called to explain why the very first news stories about it were worded the way they were. Why they didn’t mention the blocking of the exits. Who is working in our nation’s newsrooms, making important decisions there about what millions of people are supposed to be thinking, who doesn’t see that as part of the story.

Pull My Finger, Ground This Flight

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

What a pain in the ass. Sorry, no pun intended.

The Dallas-bound [American Airlines] flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur…All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened [Monday].

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a “body odor,” Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.
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The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.

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