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The Second Most Important Issue IV

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

As I’ve stated repeatedly, the most important issue of the elections next year, by far, is which candidate is going to bring me the biggest pile of crispy fried dirty dead terrorists each month of their administration if elected. There really is no more important issue than that. However you feel about — for example — abortion…if you think the candidate who agrees with you about that, will bring us 500 dead terrorists each month, and the candidate that disagrees with you on that issue will bring a thousand, you really do have a moral obligation to drop your favorite pet peeve in favor of killing more terrorists.

Because we’re talking about bringing the fight to people who want to destroy us. How much is your peeve really worth?

And the second most important issue is a question…it is made important because of the fact that, although a lot of people won’t admit it, many of us are wondering if democrats are simply ignorant & easily fooled…or full blown knock-down drag-out wombat-rabies bollywonkers crazy. I think even the voters who sympathize with the silly donks — even if the silly donks don’t carry away the White House when it’s all said and done — would like to know this. To whom did their votes go? An imbecile, or a freakin’ whack-job?

All of us who have the means to do so, really should be gathering whatever evidence can be gathered in order to figure this out. This is a long-lived issue. Regardless of how the elections go next year, it is relevant to the future of our country to get an answer to that question. Unless we can send the donk party the way of the Whig party…which, although hope springs eternal, may not happen for a decade or two.

The latest exhibit, courtesy of Hot Air, is here. This has profound implications upon the first issue as well as the second one: None of these guys sound ready to bring us any crispy fried dirty dead terrorist bodies anytime soon.

This clip is further proof of what we already know, although fewer and fewer of us have the plain old-fashioned balls to admit it. Real life presents us with one scenario after another, in which the willingness to wage war equals life — and a stubborn reluctance to do so equals death. And “peace” is a word often synonymous with oppression.

If this comes as a huge shock to you, the muse that is History is wondering if you’ve got peanut butter packed in your ears or something. Woodstock is over, hippy. Come home.

The Great Intelligence Scam

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

In what may very well be the most important story all week…and I really hope it isn’t…the National Intelligence Estimate has concluded that Iran is a big harmless fuzzy teddy bear. And a decent weighing of the available evidence yields the conclusion the NIE may be basing this on very little.

Yesterday’s big story was the Intelligence Community’s “Estimate,” according to which Iran unilaterally and secretly suspended its covert nuclear weapons program back in 2003, and hasn’t resumed it to date. We don’t know the sources and methods that underly this analysis, and it may well be that we have acquired some totally convincing evidence that justifies the astonishing conclusions of the IC’s assessment. But the “Estimate” itself is internally unconvincing–different agencies, notably the National Intelligence Council and the Department of Energy, are not convinced we have the full picture, and argue that we may not know whether the “halt” on which the IC hangs its analytical hat applies to Iran’s “entire nuclear weapons program.”

In other words, we seem to know that something was halted, but we don’t know if that’s the whole story. In Rumsfeld’s famous words, we don’t know what we don’t know.

A couple years ago, The Left started to stir up a public relations assault on the Bush administration, since the administration took action against Iraq and the discoveries of weapons of mass destruction (WMD) over there were disappointing to some. This public relations assault has only recently begun to subside. The response by defenders of the administration, has been that intelligence is an inexact science, dealing very little with what is known and dealing much more with what is supposed. Tellingly, The Left never cooked up a witty rejoinder to that one — because there is no witty rejoinder available, or because they perceived the payoff to be underwhelming.

Intelligence supposed there was somethin’ when there was nuthin’. Intelligence has been characterized as inexact, and this characterization has gone undisputed, in an America as divided as ever, an America that likes to argue about freakin’ everything. Also uncontested, is the assertion that if intelligence supposes there is nuthin’ when there is somethin’, the results would be catastrophic. And now this “perhaps better than random chance” intelligence is telling us there is nuthin’.

Maybe this conclusion is well-researched, maybe it isn’t. It does not appear to have been well-researched…

Huh. How concerned should we be?

Republicans in Better Mental Health

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

FascinatingEvery once in awhile an egghead study comes along with a conclusion more definite than that in other studies; in this case, the trend is identified viewing the data from several different perspectives (see second page).

It has become undeniable, not only to people with preconceived notions contradictory to the study or the conclusion at which it arrives, but to people with preconceived notions in other areas. Something is clearly going on here. But what?

Republicans are significantly more likely than Democrats or independents to rate their mental health as excellent, according to data from the last four November Gallup Health and Healthcare polls. Fifty-eight percent of Republicans report having excellent mental health, compared to 43% of independents and 38% of Democrats. This relationship between party identification and reports of excellent mental health persists even within categories of income, age, gender, church attendance, and education.

Probably the most even-handed way we could inspect this is to predict a deliberately-biased explanation from the Republicans, and a likewise deliberately-biased explanation from those silly donks. And I predict…the Republicans would say Republicans are more accustomed to noodling out answers to their own problems without relying on other people, and are therefore accustomed to blaming their episodes of misfortune on their own missteps, misjudgments, flawed executions, etc…which will lead to more improved mental health. The silly donks would say it’s all an illusion. That seems like a virtual given. All things that paint an unflattering picture of donks, in the donk mind, are illusions. They always get there time after time, the question is how. This one is easy: It’s a self-assessment, so the answers given by this 58% of Republicans represent an exercise in — all together now — ARROGANCE. And the fact that a far slimmer percentage of donks gave themselves positive assessments of mental well-being…represents…humility. Ah yes, grasshopper.

This is probably as good a time as any to note what an excellent write-up the Wikkans have on Locus of Control. It’s probably an equally apropos occasion upon which to comment on the Yin and Yang series.

What do these have to do with each other?

Yin vs. Yang is something you learn in childhood. It is a “fork in the road” to which toddlers and pre-toddlers come, as they decide how they’re going to go about the arduous task of relating to the world around them…the decision made at this fork, is a precursor to a pattern of lifelong habits. The Yang recognize the environment around them, through a process that involves incorporating the behavior of others in that environment. They are more socially mature, at least in childhood. The Yin, on the other hand, deplore from an early age the idea of having to check and see what others are doing, just to figure out what is true.

Because of that, the socially-outgoing Yang are susceptible to external locus of control, and the Yin excel at tasks that involve avoiding cognitive error…such as solving puzzles, or building things…and tend to see other people as a distraction. The Yin, necessarily, must rely on internal locus of control. They really can’t function with their environment through any other means.

What has this to do with Republicans and donks? Well, nothing, really…except the donks, in the modern era, have made it their business to do all of their recruiting from the Yang. It’s just easier. A sales pitch made to the Yin has to make sense, but to get the Yang to hop on board in large numbers, all you have to do is tailor the theme. Make it “The Thing To Do.”

There are exceptions to everything, but the end result is going to be that our liberal party ranks are going to be filled with people accustomed to an external locus of control. (Conversely, through a process of depletion, the conservative planks are going to popularly favor an internal locus of control.)

The internal locus of control gives you a more stable mindset with which to deal with a world that doesn’t always do what you think it should. You see people doing dumb things, and you think “pffft, that’s stupid” and pretty much leave it at that…unless it somehow directly affects you. But to someone relying on external locus of control, it already affects you because it’s part of your environment.

Speaking for myself, I’d want some definitions to be built in to such a test before I took it. If I were asked to rate what others thought of my mental health, I’d have to submit a much lower score compared to what I thought of my own mental health. Other people tend to not know a good thing when they see it. And I’d also want to know if it’s testing my least flattering mental health profile at any given moment across a stretch of time. I mean, if I’m somehow compelled to go shopping at Wal Mart on a weekend, at that point my mental-health is going to be way down in the basement and I’ll be going bollywonkers.

Why We Need Women

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

WomanThe day our President started using the actual phrase “World War III” in his public speaking, the Number One story on the insipid “Morning News” program in my hotel had to do with a couple of yorkies wearing their adorable Halloween costumes. That’s one of the best pieces of evidence someone could use, to my knowledge, to argue that the best days of the womens’ movement are officially histoire. Nevermind whether we should elect one President, they’d say; get them out of the voting booth. And off the streets. And for heaven’s sake, will someone get them to STOP WATCHING TELEVISION before they screw things up any further.

Of course I’d never endorse such a primitive, backwards position. I’m just saying the argument is out there if someone wants to use it…and I didn’t make it that way. Personally, I think WWIII trumps dog costumes. That’s just me.

If those who wish to repeal Womens’ Suffrage wished to cite historical precedent, they could use this chronicling of politically-incorrect advertisements which I’ll have to confess…in the spirit of plain old being-truthful…I personally find to be hilarious. And not the least bit sinister, since I think it’s safe to say we’ll not be seeing anything like these used anytime soon.

And, of course, if they want to show the actual damage women can do, they can always rely on Helen Thomas (H/T Van der Leun, via Rick).

It should be noted that in citing Helen Thomas as a representative of general female participation and the effect it has on things, I’m committing a sin against political correctness. It should also be noted that I’m entirely aware of this. It should be further noted that I’m entirely unable to explain, in a logical fashion, why this is…nor do I think anybody else would be able to explain it either. Helen Thomas is a woman. Helen Thomas is dangerous. She reflects poorly on women as a whole. She makes a great argument, just by being herself, why we should barricade them in the kitchen and look back with profound regret on whatever occasion hosted the first musings that it might be a good idea to let ’em out.

Dana Perino, on the other hand, demonstrates why we should keep the women exactly where they are. A man would never have been able to take care of Ms. Thomas quite so deftly. Even the most socially-gifted and diplomatic male. We simply exist on a shorter leash than the ladies — in some ways. They can say things we cannot.

And every once in awhile, that happens to be good for the continuing survival of our country.

Thank you Dana Perino for arousing the latest debate on “why do we keep this old battleaxe around?” It’s a good debate to have. We’ve had it before, but somehow the idea never quite seems to get the attention it deserves…you know, just because Helen Thomas is a poor representative of women, doesn’t mean her fate has to be the same as that of all other women. It is possible to keep all the others involved, and just jettison this one ugly specimen, whose contribution is questionable at best in the first place. I mean, think about it. The purpose of the assembly is to extract information that would otherwise be un-extracted; discuss that which otherwise would remain undiscussed. What has this pretentious, grandstanding, blustering, pontificating toad done to bring that about lately?

This debate has seen the light of day many times. It’s turned into something of a merry-go-round. Hopefully this lap will be the last one; the effect upon Ms. Thomas’ career, will be terminal. That is my hope. For the good of the nation. And if things go that way, that would be iron-clad proof that women deserve to keep all the power and privileges they have today.

It would certainly make up for that Prohibition thing. And maybe Bill Clinton’s presidency, too.

What Is A Liberal? VI

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

A twenty-one month long Presidential election campaign. If this is the pinnacle of human achievement in the twenty-first century, then God help us. You know what? I’d like to know who’s making the call about what gets invented next. I hear people wishing for alternative fuels, rocket-powered vests, a cure for AIDS…I’ve yet to hear of anyone dreaming wistfully of a freakin’ two-year-long election campaign. But it looks like we invented that lickety-split.

And lucky me, like everyone else, I’m stuck in the middle of one.

Which was not yet the case when I wrote What Is A Liberal? Part V or IV, or the first three chapters either. Now, the air is thick with liberal blatherings. I haven’t exactly been trying to escape them, but assuming that avenue was open to me, it doesn’t seem to me to be a wise plan. Being a liberal is all about coming up with ideas to solve problems, that aren’t necessarily so likely to solve the problem, as they are to change the lives of everyone in a way we can’t ignore once the ideas are put into effect. So this is the interesting thing about our liberals — you can ignore them today, you can ignore them tomorrow. Can’t do both. There’s a certain “pay the piper” overtone when it comes to paying attention to, or ignoring, liberals.

Kind of like the cute girl at work who’s sleeping with the boss. You know your attention would be far better spent on people who are more upstanding and virtuous. A whiff of questionable evidence that there’s pillow-talk going on, and you pretty much have to pay attention to her…some more solid evidence that there’s pillow-talk about you — and your options have been narrowed. Yes, that pretty much captures the situation. Pay attention to the slovenly, disreputable people whether you want to or not; now, or later.

Now I see a couple of things about liberals that creep me out. I mean, over & above all those other things that creep me out. New creepy things. I’ve checked the five previous “What Is A Liberal” installments to make sure they’re new…and yeah, I haven’t quite commented on these before.

Penumbral Evil

Now there is widespread recognition that conservatives and liberals may disagree trivially about which among the bad things people do are really, really bad. Conservatives think it’s bad to rule over a socialist enclave, putting a ceiling over each consciousness residing therein, making sure nobody can ever have too much and therefore killing human ambition; we’re also not too fond of violent crime, like mugging, murder, liquor store robbery, etc. Liberals think it’s bad to partake in white collar crimes, or to stop an abortion from happening that would have otherwise happened. Or, of course, to leave too large of what’s called a “carbon footprint.” And more often than not, they care more about which specialized group of unfortunates might statistically be impacted by a wrong, than about what the wrong actually was…so to this list, we can add whatever will marginalize, oppress, abuse or simply insult: Women, homosexuals, and minorities (usually minus Asians).

Each side has an “umbra” of evil, which is to say each side has it’s preferences about which violations are absolutely, positively uber-bad. The curious thing about conservatives, I see, is that we particularly deplore things that would hurt poor people. Odd, isn’t it, since we aren’t supposed to care about them?

And each side shuffles it’s feet, hems & haws, and hastily changes the subject when it’s own leaders are caught engaging in shenanigans. The liberals question the practicality of inspecting President Clinton’s perjury before the grand jury and obstruction of justice, and naturally the marital indiscretions that led to all that. Conservatives are pretty much done discussing everything President Nixon ever did, thankewverymuch.

Thus far, all I’m talking about is politics. You’ve got an agenda, you’ve got a leader, the leader promotes your agenda, the leader is caught in some real or perceived wrong — you don’t want it discussed because it might hurt your agenda.

Here’s a difference between liberals and conservatives: The penumbral evil. Conservatives don’t have one. Of course it’s unrealistic to insist all evil will be punished. But when I first got involved in computer security a few years back we had a saying, “You know something you gotta do something.” And I think that summarizes the conservative viewpoint on wrongdoing.

It is said President Bush lied to get us into a war. Conservatives sneer at that, but what they’re sneering at is the perceived motive for saying such a thing. They think it’s purely political. They’re right. But I have never heard a conservative even begin to put forward the argument that if, after his presidency is done, it’s proven President Bush is guilty of these hijinks, he should avoid punishment simply because he was once the perceived leader of the conservative movement. And that isn’t just because George Bush’s conservative credentials are in significant question.

From what I’ve been able to read, and I’ve read more than a little — the conservative argument against impeachment is an argument dealing with evidence or lack thereof, and what motivates the opposition. It is not an argument that the conservative cause is so noble that it should elevate any of the key players above simple justice.

Contrast this with liberal arguments, when “simple justice” is somehow antithetical to what the liberal wants done. We could review the great wrongs, such as the crimes committed under the regime of Saddam Hussein, or the little ones like Al Gore flying around in a private jet right before he tells people they should change light bulbs and stop polluting the environment. Hussein is obviously worse than Gore, it is not my intention to put them both on the same level of wrongdoing. But in both cases, the indictments for the respective “crimes” are logically valid; and it is harmful to the liberal cause for anybody to think about them.

LoopholeAnd so, rare is the liberal who will say (as a conservative will say about President Bush), “If Hussein/Gore is/was guilty as charged, then he should be held to account.” You can grow quite old waiting for such a thing. No, the liberal argument far more often tends to be, yes “we all agree” such-and-such was bad, but this other thing over here was far worse. And so your attention ought rightfully be focused on this other thing over here, and not on the such-and-such you brought up…which is evidence the evil Republicans are brainwashing you.

Conservatives will make a similar argument about the democrat party…if and when they take issue with established guilt. In other words, if their argument is that something ought still be regarded as a questionable possibility, and it has incorrectly been treated as something proven. I’ve yet to see a good example of a conservative arguing that a crime of any kind should be treated as “penumbral,” which is to say trivial…passing under the radar cone of punishment, even though it has been substantiated as having occurred, and defined beyond dispute as an awful thing.

Liberals embrace the concept of a penumbral evil — the grudging admission that a thing was wrong, fused inseparably to a pronouncement that no consequence should result. They’ll agree so-and-so did such-and-such…they’ll agree that this was “wrong”…and after that point, they have a “yes but” argument about why the entire issue should be dismissed, usually involving a distraction. Or, a motivation for committing the violation in the first place, usually involving someone’s rustic economic circumstances. Or, that party’s good intentions. But quite often, when both sides have agreed someone’s due for come-uppins, the liberal argument is going to be that all sides should un-know what they know and un-learn what they have learned. Liberals simply insist that penumbral evils don’t count. They have to because their cause is so righteous.

This gives me the willies.

The Fifty-Second Percent

From what I have been able to learn about the various stages of American history post-revolution, all of the various factions involved have been keen on the idea of acquiring power through the ballot box, and then ensuring the whims and desires of that faction are injected into a policy that will affect everyone. And so it can truly be said that American politics is all about marginalizing the opposition. There is a certain paradoxical foolishness involved in this, because some of our most surprising landslide elections have been decided in favor of the faction that was marginalized in this way previously.

I would cite as examples, Roosevelt’s election in 1932, and the Republican Revolution of 1994.

You would think, as a consequence, the phrase “common ground” would carry some meaning behind it. You gain power, you look ahead to when your term is up, and as a preventative measure you reach across to the opposition and implement some of their ideas in addition to your own. To let off steam. To prevent a counter-revolution. Both sides pay this a lot of lip-service, but it isn’t done in substance nearly as often as it’s cosmetically discussed. Politicians are politicians. They figure out in advance what they’re allowed to do…and even the experienced and knowledgeable ones, manage to do this with an accuracy best described as lackluster. And they do whatever they want within whatever boundary that is. If it helps their agendas to call this restraining force “common ground,” then that is what they will call it.

Look at House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. She’s not moving on pulling our troops out of Iraq and she’s not moving on impeaching President Bush. And…look, a dozen years ago, at President Clinton passing welfare reform. He figured he had to. It helped his agenda to call this “common ground” because immediately prior to that, he got his ass beat in the ’94 midterms. It is in this same spirit that Pelosi declares impeachment, to the blistering irritation of her constituency, to be “off the table.” If it helped her agenda to call this restraining device “common ground” then that is what she would call it. But it wouldn’t, so she doesn’t.

And that is the way it has always worked. Our politicians make a lot of noise about finding common ground because when they do this, it makes them look like the agent of finding the common ground. This makes them look very important…like, if they were to get sick or get run over by a bus, we’d lose the ability to find our common ground. But in reality they’re the agents of their own political survival and self-actuation, and whatever they’ll be able to get away with doing, they’ll do. Whatever they won’t, they won’t. They aren’t leading, they’re following.

But our liberals are a special case. In the notorious 2000 election, we saw how far they would go to win an election. Both sides slugged it out pretty hard, and when it was over the Republican candidate was sworn in as President. That stung a lot, and what was even worse was that the democrat challenger had won the popular vote. It was the electoral college that determined the outcome. Darn that United States Constitution.

The middle-of-the-road Americans, it seems to me, have been generously tolerating the resulting nastiness from the liberals over the last seven years under the presumption that if the tables were turned, the conservatives would be acting equally nasty. If that is what excuses the childishness we’ve seen all this time, I’m of the opinion that it should be reconsidered.

The nastiness, after all, is rooted in the supposition that Al Gore won more popular votes in 2000 than George Bush, and still lost the election. As noted above, American history is full of political factions that seek to win elections and then marginalize the opposition — but the way the liberals work with the popular will, is a curious, unique and perverted thing. Not a single liberal, within the length and breadth of my base of knowledge, has even pretended to be railing and wailing against the unfairness of the Electoral College before Election Day 2000. As far as I’ve been able to tell, if Bush won the popular vote and Gore got his magic 270 electoral votes, this would have suited our liberals just fine. This inconsistency is as American as apple pie. It’s their brazenness in admitting to it, or rather their lack of passion in mounting even an obligatory counter-argument to it, that I find peculiar.

Put another way, they talk about “counting every vote” as if it’s a guiding principle, but there are all these ways to demonstrate they just see vote-counting as a means toward a cynical end. There are many examples of this, but the military vote flap from 2000 is probably the best example.

Gov. George W. Bush’s campaign accused Democrats of conspiring to knock out as many ballots as possible from members of the military, who were expected to have voted mostly for Mr. Bush. The campaign issued a statement from retired Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf, who had campaigned for Mr. Bush, calling it “a very sad day in our country” when service members find that “because of some technicality out of their control they are denied the right to vote for the president of the United States, who will be their commander in chief.”

Democrats countered that Republicans set out to keep military ballots in the count even when they should have been thrown out. “I think that they wanted to get every military vote they could counted, regardless of the law,” said Bob Poe, chairman of the Florida Democratic Party. “They use the law when it suits their purposes, and ignore the law when it suits their purposes. There’s an amazing, tremendous inconsistency on their part.”

Democratic officials said that they were insisting on abiding by the rule that all ballots bear postmarks, and that the ballots most likely to lack postmarks were military ballots. But they denied that they were trying to systematically disenfranchise military voters.

Poor Bob Poe. Ever since the majority of electoral votes went to the opposition just a few weeks after he made his remarks, his party has been redefined according to “ignor[ing] the law when it suits their [democrats’] purposes.” Not just any law, but the United States Constitution that says our President is whoever won the greater number of electoral votes. Bet he wishes he could take those words back.

But the point is, the popular vote. This has been used according to an “amazing, tremendous inconsistency” if nothing else has. In 2005, President Bush won the popular vote that, in 2000, our liberals said was supposed to determine everything even if the Constitution went the other way. I haven’t heard of anyone swallowing their pride, pledging to work with the now-legitimate Leader of the Free World and his newly-won mantle of real legitimacy.

The Fifty-Second Percent problem is a continuation of this paradox, and this is the point where things get even more disturbing.

If liberals work at it long enough and hard enough, and get enough dimpled chads counted and enough military votes thrown out, they can eventually squeak through an election and get their guy elected. In modern times, a liberal has never achieved a Reagan/1984 like smashing landslide. The closest thing they’ve gotten to that, I think, is the 1974 midterms after the Watergate scandal. As for an equivalent Presidential-election example, we’d have to reach way back to Roosevelt’s victory in 1936 over Alf Landon.

That is the Fifty-Second Percent problem. A Roosevelt-Landon landslide, since…sometime…maybe those tumultuous 1968 events…is out of the question. It’s not only beyond the zenith of liberal potential, but beyond their vision for themselves, beyond their political goals. They want to win that all-important majority. They want like the dickens to get hold of that magic 51 percent. Anything beyond that doesn’t interest them. Oh, they’d like to be handed the fifty-second percent on a silver platter, with no strings attached…but they won’t sacrifice anything for it. Not with the 51st percent already in hand.

This is a first in American history. All of our most passionate and outspoken factions, have measured the overall mental health of the nation at large in terms of “does everybody in America agree with me.” The pollsters come back and tell the party bosses “forty-nine percent of the country agrees with you; if you sacrifice X as a party platform, fifty-one percent of the country will agree with you; if you sacrifice Y, two-thirds of the country will agree with you.” The party bosses, if we’re talking about conservatives, or whigs, or Jackson Democrats, or Jefferson Democratic-Republicans, or Adams Federalists — would all be just as willing to consider ejecting Y, as X. Not our modern day liberals.

They want to win that magic fifty-one percent, so they can tell the other forty-nine percent to go screw off. Not a care in the world about the counter-revolution that might ensue at the end of the next term. If some compromise could be reached so that additional converts could be won, further eroding the remaining 49% — they’re just not interested. They only want to win enough hearts and minds to make the rules. To achieve approval from a mere 51 percent, is just as meaningful a victory as winning unanimous, unconditional approval. Modern liberalism is the first political faction in our nation’s history that is dedicated to declaring people irrelevant, as a primary objective to be subordinated to none other.

Chickenhawk on the Battlefield of Truth

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

I think I just saw something remarkable on Google. I was up rattling around between 4:30 and 5:30 this morning, and I hit the search engine to find some news about T. Boone Pickens’ million-dollar challenge to disprove anything in the Swift Boat ads from three years ago, and Sen. Kerry’s acceptance of same. Then, now, 7:30 to 8:00, I did it again. I’m seeing in the first two pages of results, not less than six or seven entries are worded exactly the same: “Pickens ‘backtracks’ on SBVT dare” — I don’t think it looked like that two hours ago.

Maybe, earlier, I just went straight to the “News” link with that search term. And maybe it’s just my imagination. But the replication of this one headline is interesting. Clearly, there’s a hierarchy involved in distributing these, and clearly that hierarchy works to the benefit of The Left. It’s not news to anyone who’s been watching this kind of thing for awhile, but strangers to it might find it enlightening. And if those strangers do find it that way, they certainly need to.

But to zero in on this challenge: I was pretty intrigued when I heard about it. To refresh your memory, I’ll just dial up a news website, that polishes over the recent history with the now-customary cliches, at random

Obama’s response accused Clinton of “Swift Boat politics” — a reference to the 2004 attacks on Kerry’s military record by a group calling itself the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. Kerry stayed quiet, a decision that some advisers fought at the time and that in retrospect turned out to have devastating consequences for his image in some swing states. [emphasis mine]

The SBVT group is a 527 non-profit. What tends to be lost in the news filter is that the more controversial claims by the SBVT have to do with Sen. Kerry’s war record, and the circumstances under which he won his medals…issues which the Senator brought up in the first place when running for President.

Also lost in the mix is that there very well may be no way to prove one way or the other what actually happened, since the argument deteriorated clear back in 2004 into a he-said-she-said. It could very well be a case of Rashomon syndrome. In fact, it very well may be that among the real veterans who were actually there, everyone is being a hundred percent truthful about their recollections of events even as those various recollections conflict with each other directly.

But the SBVT used their 527 money to get the word out that Sen. Kerry’s recollection of events, was not by any means uncontested. I could be wrong, but to the extent of my knowledge that’s just about the most unkind word they had to say about him…which is a stark contrast to the Senator’s now-infamous 1971 testimony before Congress, the one where he mispronounced the name of Genghis Kahn.

It is impossible to describe to you exactly what did happen in Detroit, the emotions in the room, the feelings of the men who were reliving their experiences in Vietnam, but they did. They relived the absolute horror of what this country, in a sense, made them do.

They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, tape wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the country side of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.

Kerry’s testimony-about-testimony shocked a nation back in 1971, and again, in quite a different way in 2004.

But of course, the real issue isn’t whether or not words can be used to hurt or shock people. The issue is truth. We were reminded of this with the phone-testicle-taping testimony after it was thoroughly discredited…although a lot of people, still just as passionate about that issue as they ever were, have yet to know about that. But back to the subject at hand, and the truth involved in that subject: How did John Kerry win his medals? And what did he personally know about wires from portable telephones taped to prisoners’ nut-sacks? What did he personally verify about blowing up bodies and razing villages in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Kahn? In fact, what does he personally know about Genghis Kahn?

What I found intriguing about Pickens’ challenge was that it dealt in this truth. Enough with the cheerleading; enough with the fanfare and the name-calling and the cherry-picked “eyewitnesses.” Once such an issue has deteriorated to he-said-she-said, cherry-picked witnesses bring very little value to the table. Just prove stuff. I know it’s tempting to read one’s own motives into the players who are more central to the drama one is watching, but I would like to think Mr. Pickens grew just as weary of the group-cheering and the holding-of-court as I did. Just stop appealing to emotions and prove what you’re trying to prove.

Now, that was earlier this month. A week ago Sen. Kerry made some real headlines by accepting the challenge.

No, he didn’t supply the proof Pickens demanded. That would come later. He made a show of accepting the challenge, and then he was heralded with great fanfare as if he already presented the proof.

In other words, he appealed to emotion yet again.

This is not the way I would have handled things. If someone challenges me to prove something, and I accept the challenge, I’m offering the proof. Especially if the proof exonerates me from being a purple-heart showboater and short-timer. If such an accusation was made, and I knew it to be false, that would strike me as a very personal offense — whether I was running for President or not.

I would never have dreamed of “announcing” I was accepting the challenge. I’d swat it down on the spot.

Now, I don’t know what exactly I was expecting when I heard that Pickens issued this challenge. Part of me was wishing that after spending an entire election campaign season AWOL from the battlefield of truth, in which facts actually matter more than grandstanding, and things formerly wondered about are proven — or refuted — Kerry would finally “enlist” and be seen in action on that battlefield.

Perhaps I should have known better. It’s time to prove things, and all we see out of him is more showing-off. More speeches. More aren’t I wonderful and aren’t they rotten.

I would request that your check be made payable to the Paralyzed Veterans of America which is doing incredible work every day to meet the needs of veterans returned home from Iraq and Afghanistan. My hope is that by sending this money to such a dedicated organization – founded for veterans, by veterans – some good can come out of the ugly smears and lies of the orchestrated campaign you bankrolled in 2004 in an attempt to discredit my military record and the record of the men who served alongside me on the Swift Boats of the Mekong Delta.

I would be more than happy to travel to Dallas to meet with you in a mutually agreed upon public forum, or would invite you to join me in Massachusetts for a public dialogue and then together we could visit the Paralyzed Veterans of America in Norwood and see firsthand how we can put your money to good work for our veterans.

I look forward to setting up a visit at the earliest possible, mutually convenient time. I trust that you are a man of your word, having made a very public challenge at a major Washington dinner, and look forward to taking you up on this challenge.

Yes, Kerry was in Vietnam. Yes, a lot of Republicans were not. But if he’s that stoic and fearless about running on to battlefields, I’d sure like to see him storm this one. Whatever the outcome. Just see him step onto it — for a change of pace. So far, he’s proven to be just as talented in staying out of that kind of “combat,” as anyone else, anywhere.

What do the facts actually say, Sen. Kerry? And if this isn’t the time to be answering that question, when is? Do you even have it in you?

I don’t think so. I think on the battlefield of facts and evidence and proof and disproof, Kerry has always been, and always will be, a chickenhawk. He goes through the motions of pretending to use logic and common sense and “nuanced” thinking, but I had an entire year to watch him try to persuade myself and others with his rhetoric, and he stayed on the emotional plane the entire time. Every single minute. And I should have realized this from the get-go — Sen. Kerry will throw a lot of stuff at Pickens’ challenge, but none of it is going to have any more to do with proving or refuting anything, according to reason or logic, than a day-old box of donuts.

He simply doesn’t work that way. He’s AWOL.

Being Anti-Human

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

The Christmas season has begun. Christmas is all about Christ, and Christ is all about being pro-human. Tragically, this has come to be the time of year when the arguing really ramps up…which makes absolutely no sense at all, until you stop to consider that Christmas is a pro-human holiday.

Some folks don’t like that…

The video above is linked to VHEMT, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement with the catchy tag-line, “May We Live Long and Die Out.” They promote zero, and negative if possible, population growth. Their philosophy is that humans are harmful to the ecosystem and therefore must go away. In other words, environmentalists that are more straight-talking than most of the others. VHEMT literature seems to like to talk about those among their membership who are parents, and therefore apparently hypocritical. Their explanation is that these people became parents before they became “aware,” and since then have pledged to not have any more.

Blogger friend Rick found out about a crazy woman who really took the initiative. I guess when we’ve multiplied just like those cancer cells and killed off the planet, at least everyone will know it wasn’t her fault! We can spend our dying moments thinking about what a good person she was.

Well, there are some trends going on that do make that look appealing. But this is exactly what people were thinking a hundred years ago with the “eugenics” movement. It was commonly thought that those among us who were the “lowest” were the ones who were breeding fastest, and something had to be done to proliferate the good strains of people and keep the bad ones in check. It hasn’t looked that appealing anymore since World War II and the purges of Stalinist Russia. You know, there’s a reason for that. This anti-human stuff has been tried before. You want to talk about metastasizing, well, it metastasized. Into something ugly. Many times.

It turns out, you can be pro-human or anti-human, there is really no in-between.

This blogger over here discovered this, and his essay is worth reading.

Beware of extremist green movements. Give them a wide, wide berth. They’re like the aliens in that “It’s A Cookbook” episode.

Update 11/25/07: A link to a profile of Toni Vernelli — living proof that some of our most hardcore environmentalists are, whether they admit it or not, simply opposed to people…being around. Living. Existing. Thanks to her big mouth, a great many more among the rest of us, are starting to wake up and see what it’s all about.

The Insanity of Bush Hatred

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Last week blogger pal Phil sent me an offline with a link to a new editorial in the Wall Street Journal. It was written by Peter Berkowitz, a college professor now serving on Rudy Giulliani’s campaign and it had some interesting observations and conclusions about Bush Derangement Syndrome, or BDS:

Hating the president is almost as old as the republic itself….Bush hatred, however, is distinguished by the pride intellectuals have taken in their hatred, openly endorsing it as a virtue and enthusiastically proclaiming that their hatred is not only a rational response to the president and his administration but a mark of good moral hygiene.

My reply to this was something to the effect that if you really want to see some Bush hatred, start a link on this story over on FARK. So I set out to prove it. Of course, the results were just as satisfying in retrospect as they were predictable in prospect (since the link was not greenlit, you need TOTALFARK access to view it — well worth the money overall, but if all you want to do is see this then I wouldn’t recommend it).

One of my litmus tests for what Professor Berkowitz has been talking about, is the substitution of caustic wit for even-handed analysis — BDS has convinced many an otherwise reasoned intellect that no matter how complicated a subject, if it can only be connected somehow to George W. Bush then a biting snarky bumper-sticker-sized one-liner will sum up everything about it, leaving no worthy detail unmentioned. To help demonstrate that I worded the headline as Hating President Bush might inflict damage on your intellect. If you’re ready to type in a snappy comeback, it probably already has.

I was hoping to snag some haughty directions from some of the dedicated leftists, of the “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” variety. To my surprise, the dedicated left-wingers skipped right past that and busied themselves with proving the point, with snarkisms such as “What’s wrong with hating him simply because he’s a stupid asshole?” But you know, FARK is always good for giving you additional perspective on something. And it wasn’t long before user VictoryCabal tossed up a “rebuttal” by…drum roll please…Glenn Greenwald.

Okay, well this was interesting. Glenn Greenwald is pretty much the opposite of what I was talking about — you can’t get too much more distant from a one-liner bumper sticker slogan than Greenwald. He’s earned a reputation for grinding out monster treatises, that make my own ravings look like knock-knock jokes by comparison…no mean feat, that. But at least when you’ve finished a Greenwald piece, you know pretty much everything about a given subject that you’ll ever want to know.

Ah…actually, that last statement was a bit of humor. It’s not really true. It would probably be more accurate to say when you’ve read a Greenwald piece, you’ll see Mr. Greenwald’s intended thesis supported by cherry-picked evidence in every way that thesis can conceivably be supported…which is in itself a tragedy, because the core thesis to a Greenwald column is invariably something Greenwald himself would not confess. The thesis is always something ridiculous.

In this case, if stated, it would read something like this: “I intend to demonstrate that the Wall Street Journal is something you should not be reading if you’re a good liberal like me, and that since this editorial came from the Wall Street Journal, you should not be reading it unless you’re ready for me to call you a bad person for having read it.” Or…something like that. I read this Greenwald “rebuttal” top to bottom, and believe me, it attempts to prove or support absolutely nothing outside of that narrow scope.

The logic used by Mr. Greenwald is rather embarrassing. What he’s arguing is the essence of the argumentum ad hominem logical fallacy: He hopes to make his readers less enlightened, by pitching to them that they shouldn’t be reading the Wall Street Journal, showering them with anecdotes from the mid-1990’s in which WSJ was either caught off-guard, snowed, joshed, bullshitted — or observed being more inspective and critical of this-or-that Clinton scandal than Mr. Greenwald thought they should have been.

About GreenwaldOn the actual content of Berkowitz’s editorial, Greenwald is silent. So calling this a “rebuttal” is kind of like calling a Michael Moore film a “documentary.” It’s not altogether bad, what Greenwald wrote. It’s just poorly described. It should be given a different title, something like what I said above. Something like “I avoid WSJ and so should you.” But it is a rebuttal to nothing.

What’s embarrassing about Greenwald’s logic, is that it would be devastating to it’s author. Greenwald is the guy who got caught sock-puppeting last year. Ace of Spades compiled as decent a write-up on the episode as anyone else, and if you don’t know what sock-puppetry is you will by the time you finish. But since those articles investigate their selected subjects to the extent that Greenwald intends to investigate his, they come up a bit dry. A little short on entertainment value. So if you’re after that, you’d probably prefer Wuzzadem’s illustrated parody which has become an Internet classic.

In short, Greenwald is a self-promoting fraud, a self-flatterer, a show-off and if he isn’t an out-and-out liar, the best that could be said about him is that he regards blatant deliberate deception very casually if it is friendly to his goals. Allowing an energized zealot to cherry-pick your facts for you is always a bad idea, but allowing an energized zealot like Greenwald to do it is a very bad idea.

This is to be concluded not from apocrypha or legend, but rather from observed and documented events.

Glenn Greenwald, this time you have blown your foot off. At the neck. And, in so doing, you demonstrated Prof. Berkowitz’s point for him. BDS is damaging to the intellect of those who allow it to fester. Giving your “rebuttal” a fair hearing, we see someone with a very high opinion of himself who promotes himself as an accomplished scholar of constitutional law, setting out to refute the professor’s point, and rather sturdily proving it instead.

“I Ain’t Gonna Let Them Get Away With This”

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Well, I certainly don’t wanna be this guy, but it’s going to be an interesting case to watch:

A dramatic 911 call from the Pasadena man who allegedly shot and killed two men accused of burglarizing his neighbor has been released. The dispatcher tried to talk him out of it.

At about 2pm Wednesday, Joe Horn called 911 from inside his Pasadena home. He says he saw two men break into his neighbor’s house. Horn tells police that he is armed with a shotgun.

The link above has the full audio of the seven-minute 911 call. Mr. Horn carried the phone outside with him during his confrontation with the perpetrators, and continued to talk on it as the officers arrived at the scene.

“He’s coming out of the window right now,” said Horn to the 911 dispatcher. “I gotta go, buddy. I’m sorry, but he’s coming out the window.”

“Don’t, don’t , don’t go out the door. Mr. Horn? Mr. Horn?” said the dispatcher.

“(Expletive), they just stole something,” said Horn to the dispatcher. “I’m sorry. I ain’t gonna let them get away with this. They got a bag of something. I’m doing it.”

I’ve got a question about this kind of stuff and I think it’s the question everybody has on their minds, they just don’t want to admit it.

Here and there, we have gone full-tilt with the left-wing method(s) for controlling crime. Listing examples would be quite useless. We could go back to the late sixties and early seventies for enough examples. Suppose, just as an intellectual exercise…we were to go full-tilt with the right-wing way? You make a citizen’s arrest, you have the right to enforce your arrest with a legal instrument of lethal force. And of course since bluffing would be dangerous, you will have the right to back it up. Just be ready to prove you gave fair warning in case someone calls it into question.

In your house…on your lawn…on your neighbor’s lawn…on the bus downtown.

I remember during the early nineties that if you were to suppose out loud that such a system would lead to rampant violence, with average citizens huddled beneath their covers for fear that the next shooting frenzy would leave them ventilated in a ditch if they dared step outside, your fantastic musings would spread like wildfire. Many highly-visible politicians so mused. Suc ponderings have, within the information that has found it’s way to me, never panned out in reality. Michael Moore thinks America herself is living proof of this, but he’s been exposed as an unabashed self-loathing reverse-racist and his ramblings are so embarrassing nobody with a name worth defending will agree with him about it.

It’s a different world now. You can’t automatically win an election anywhere just by promising to get those nasty guns “off the street”…or “lying around,” as Mr. Moore likes to say. The message has caught on that a man with gun doth not a lunatic make.

So what would happen if we went all-out?

Common sense should tell you that crime would have to plummet. What kind of human dreck would place himself in such a situation, save for the residual debris here and there that natural selection hasn’t quite gotten around to handling?

Yikes! Did I really type that. Well yeah, I did. For all our fanciful social experiments with crime, the one truth to which we find ourselves returning time and time again, is that crime is committed by relatively few individuals. When we lock up the people who do it, crime goes down, and when we let them out again it goes back up. It’s really something that’s complicated only in our minds.

As for Mr. Horn, I hope he comes out of this okay. He’s right you know. Having to sit and watch a burglary at two in the afternoon, is just bullshit. Yes…being fatally blasted by a shotgun is a punishment disproportionate to the crime. I just don’t see it that way. Being blown up or burned alive is a punishment disproportionate to the crime of using a Bic lighter to check your gas tank — but when it happens, we don’t think of it as an example of injustice, we think of it as an anecdote of extreme stupidity. That’s how I see this. It’s unrealistic to saddle gasoline vapors with egalitarian and utopian notions of social justice; it’s equally unrealistic to saddle those expectations on an adrenaline-charged concerned neighbor suddenly finding himself a witness to a situation someone else made.

H/T: Riehl World View.

On That First Milestone

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

Something meaningful and profound has just happened. This event will change absolutely nothing, I’m quite sure. But it’s bound to be educational for many of us, in important ways, because it will prove something I think a lot of us already understand to be true and at this point aren’t quite sure why it is true. I intend to keep watching it closely and I believe everyone else should do the same.

This is going to be an exercise in frustration, I’m sure. It will be the opposite of the Plame scandal, which was an effort to target certain individuals — failing at this month by month, year by year, it nevertheless became impossible for everyday people to go weekend to weekend without hearing about it. No, the polar opposite of that is something that means everything, which will vanish before our eyes right before it gets to the good stuff. At least that’s what I think will happen. I intend to follow it like Ahab tracking his whale, and find out.

John Kerry, Senator from Massachusetts and 2004 democratic nominee for President of the United States, has announced his acceptance of the challenge of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.

Senator John F. Kerry, whose 2004 presidential campaign was torpedoed by critics of his Vietnam War record, said yesterday he has personally accepted Texas oilman T. Boone Pickens’ offer of $1 million to anyone who can disprove even a single charge of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.

In a letter to Pickens, who provided $3 million to bankroll the group during Kerry’s race against President Bush, the Massachusetts Democrat wrote: “While I am prepared to show they lied on allegation after allegation, you have generously offered to pay one million dollars for just one thing that can be proven false.”

Kerry, a Navy veteran and former prosecutor, said he was willing to present his case directly to Pickens and would donate any proceeds to the Paralyzed Veterans of America. Pickens issued his challenge Nov. 6 in Washington, while serving as chairman of a 40th anniversary gala for American Spectator magazine, according to two Internet accounts of the gathering and Kerry, who said he spoke to people who were there.

There are many reasons to believe this event is the climax of the story — that this is the last we’ll ever hear of it. That, like Ahab’s whale, it will dive beneath the waves, and we have to do whatever we must to keep following it.

First of all, we know from the campaign three years ago that John Kerry has either passed the first step to insanity, or solidified a career in speaking to others who have passed it. More than any other public figure in recent times, he has consistently dispensed remarks treating the subjective as the objective, and the objective as subjective. By about summer of 2004, this had become his regular schtick: He’d look at things that were measurable, like the fact that a bunch of crazy people around the world are trying to kill Americans, and treat those things intellectually as if they were dependent on the viewer’s perspective, susceptible to a complete re-write if evaluated by someone different. The “nuance”; the “shades of gray” and all that. And then he’d look at things that were matters of personal belief — most frequently, what exactly it is that “this country deserves,” although there were many other examples — and speak of them as if his own take on each of them, was the only legitimate one to have.

He treated the measurable as immeasurable, and vice-versa. All…year…long. And pretty much every time I’ve heard of him opening his mouth since. That’s the first step to insanity, and Kerry has personified it like nobody else has, to the best of my knowledge. He is, in my view, “Mister First Milestone.”

So this is patently silly. And bound to lead to something entertaining…IF we are given the information we need to keep following it. John Kerry may have formed an understanding of what the word “prove” means, from his days as a former prosecutor, but it’s clear he is dedicated to avoiding any actual use of that definition. His modus operandi has become one of appealing to insane people, or people who’ve moved past that first milestone anyway…and doing what can be done to move more people past it. He has no more business accepting a challenge to prove something, than a dog has in taking out a mortgage.

Speaking of confusing the subjective with the objective…

New sidebar addition GoldSpider highlights a an absurd, self-mocking and self-parodying editorial by Justin Silverman that purports to analyze Hillary Clinton’s campaign…an editorial that reads something like this…

Sen. Clinton’s practicality is not a fault

Sen. Clinton is the front-runner for the Democratic presidential nomination of 2008 and rightfully so. She has earned this position and has proved herself over the years that she can make the American public recognize her as the most practical choice for the presidency of the United States.

Many claim that Hillary does not stand out on her own on any issue. She is only noted for caring about the smaller topics or following in the steps of other political leaders on the bigger issues. There are those who insult this act of conformity. It can be said of Hillary that she is a follower — but not a follower of her constituents but rather of the people and what are the democratic leaders in our government if not a representation of the people’s thoughts, ideals and interests?
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Some say the Clinton establishment is thinking too small, as far as ideas are concerned. This is not a flaw in her political platform, this is an advantage. Quoted in Newsweek, James Carville, the longtime advisor of the Clinton administration, has even said that the American people have “seen the consequences of having too many big ideas.”

Facts too friendly to the opposition, presented as squishy judgmental opinions; opinions friendly to the intended core thesis, presented as hardened, verifiable facts. Like John Kerry, and embodiment of the first milestone on the way to insanity.

Silverman seems blissfully ignorant that another mindset could legitimately look at the same situation a completely different way. But GoldSpider reminds him elegantly, summarizing the situation thusly: “I tried to recall when ‘practical’ and ‘efficient’ replaced ‘insincere’ and ‘calculating’ in the dictionary.”

You know, this is kind of what I was thinking about as I was coming out of REM sleep early this morning. I have these strange moments of clarity at that time, as if my brain has managed to connect with the meaningful reality behind all these issues that are supposed to demand our attention, and yet remains too foggy and sleepy to connect with all the parasitic agents placed in orbit around those realities so that those agents may distract.

What I woke up thinking about was this — and it connects to this First Milestone in an interesting way.

Worldwide, there are three fundamentally unique ways to govern a society. They are distinguished by how people see themselves and intend to relate to one another for the purpose of creating and maintaining a culture. Governments, therefore, are based on humanity and it’s vision of itself. That’s what the fighting is about. The three views of humanity have been around for a long time, but the world has shrunk to the point where there isn’t room for three.

First of all: You can place the emphasis on authority, and unapologetically intertwine religion and government, which are simply two different tools for substantiating that authority. Make clerics into judges and judges into clerics. Which must unavoidably result in carrying out punishments with fire and steel.

ManBearPigYou can keep religion and the state separate, letting the people vote for their leaders, who then have nearly unlimited authority in deciding what the people are & are not allowed to do. The leaders, then, will tell the people what the big boogeyman of the moment is, and of course the people will have no choice but to believe what they are told. Ultimately, in this model the leaders tell the people what to think and in so doing, end up indirectly voting for themselves when it’s time to run for re-election. This model pretends to be a “democracy” because it’s got voters and ballot and so forth, but it ends up simply going through the motions. The people casting the ballots, end up being nothing more than a hydraulic agent, a force through which things that are “supposed” to happen, are made to happen. This second form of government, ultimately is every bit as hostile to liberty as the first.

Finally, you can opt for that second model but place limits on what the government is & is not allowed to do, when it tells the people what they are & are not allowed to do. This is a careful blend, and it’s a revolutionary idea. It is causative of, and also a result of, mankind’s right to recognize a deity on an individual level. The deity is necessary. Governments will not restrain themselves from power voluntarily, so a government that recognizes nothing higher than itself, will ultimately decide everything. Also, it is causative of and symptomatic of society’s recognition of the right to live freely — for the sake of one’s self, not for the sake of others.

The first two models are elegant in their simplicity, but through the lens of history we see a little more complexity is needed because the two models have had their shot and they always lead toward systematic oppression. This is because systems of government unerringly honor their fathers; they position themselves to create more of whatever cultural cement made their existences possible. And those first two models work through fear — the first one through fear of the government itself, and eternal damnation. The second one works through fear of whatever the government says is a threat agent at any given time. That’s usually hunger. Re-elect your glorious leader and he will give you a government that will put food on your table.

In both those cases, the people have a way of relating to each other, the government is a result of that way of interrelating, and once government is here it does what it can to reinforce that interrelationship method.

The third model, the careful balance, is the wave of the future I think because it stands on an interrelationship method that deals with strength, not weakness. Decisions about life’s priorities, are left up to the individual. The system of government says, let’s achieve a careful balance here — come together and pledge our material resources just long enough to put up a system of defense, and then go our separate ways to attend to our personal lives in whatever manner we choose.

That first model now seeks to take over the world. It seeks this because it must. When one nation is deprived of freedom, and is placed in proximity to another nation that enjoys freedom, it’s citizens will naturally want to defect. And so societies that embrace freedom have always been threatened by neighboring societies that abhor it, for if the abhorring society did not so threaten, it would then be the one threatened.

This is simple human nature. Individuals who are missing some noble virtue, have always bitterly resented other individuals who had, nurtured, and made use of that same virtue.

In the country we call “America” in the twenty-first century, the second and third governmental models are in a bitter spat over what to do about the first one. It’s such a big country that it has two cultures, and two systems of government. Some of our people are cemented together by a fear of whatever the authorities have told them to fear…global warming, the Social Security system running out of money, Graeme Frost not getting his SCHIP benefits, everybody dying of AIDS, etc. Others of us are cemented together by confidence in our ability to live our lives, worship in whatever manner we see fit, tend to our responsibilities in whatever way makes sense to us. Kind of an organized anarchy, if you will.

You promisedThe culture that supports this second form of government, that rules out of fear much like the first form, has now started to lecture the culture that supports the third form of government that the third form is based on fear. In other words, George Bush is inventing terrorists that don’t really exist so he can get more support for a Republican form of government. The flaw in this is that terrorists have actually killed large numbers of people, whereas global warming has not. And that is the “big reveal” to what is really going on: You can’t believe that terrorism is a marginal concern, subordinate to a bunch of other petty threats that are harmful only in theory, unless someone in a greater position of authority is telling you what to think. Because this involves confusing the subjective with the objective, and forgetting things occurred that actually, objectively, factually, measurably occurred.

And this is why I think the war we’re fighting, is already won. If you look at married couples you’ll see there are some that stay bound together, over time. Till death do they part; no coercion involved, and if they had it in them to live a thousand years or more, they’d stay together throughout that time. What these couples have in common is that they know each other through their strengths, just like in that third form of government we know our fellow citizens, and they know us, through our strengths.

Other married couples know each other through their weaknesses. They don’t stay together long, because the human spirit has a drive to achieve new strengths that did not exist previously, to expurgate known weaknesses from the equation over time, and to solidify and reinforce strengths already achieved. Only an utterly crippled human consciousness, defeated and crushed to the point of becoming a near-vegetable, can fully renounce this drive — even for the sake of sustaining a supposedly “beloved” marriage, OR system of government — until that point, this drive is like an eternal flame in each and every one of us.

And when people do that, the first- and second-model systems of government are threatened. The third one is reinforced.

And so we’ll win, ultimately. But it isn’t an assured thing; it requires active participation from a strong people. And this is provable. America’s great shame is that in the eighteenth century, it was started as an enclave, isolated from a former mother nation at great personal cost to those who fought to make it happen, completely and utterly dedicated to that third model of government, deliberately “sever[ing] the ties that bind” it to a second-form model of government. Two hundred and thirty years on, it’s gone all wobbly. trying to make up it’s mind between the second and third forms. What’s even worse is that the first form of government is at the gate, like the wolf of the children’s legend huffing and puffing. It’s time to come together for the sake of defense, to make our individuality possible.

And that second-form of government, under first-milestone-insane people just like John Kerry, is busy giving us instructions about what to believe as all second-form governments constantly must — so that a sufficient number of us can be persuaded to disregard the real threat.

That’s why it’s the first milestone toward insanity. It truly is the gateway to the damned. It is the method by which formerly sane and clear-thinking people, can most reliably be compelled to believe silly things.

Yup, It’s a Quagmire Alright

Friday, November 16th, 2007

H/T: Bullwinkle.

Defining “Swift-Boating”

Monday, November 12th, 2007

The month before last, I had given the world a definition to a word in widespread use, that no one took the time to define. It was a phrase. The phrase was “swift boating” and the definition I gave it was…

The act of pointing out something with regard to a matter under immediate discussion, that extremist zealots (particularly those inclined to the left) would just as soon have been left unmentioned. Especially, testimony from knowledgeable individuals that would place a purported certainty into significant doubt.

Well, through the wonderful world of Malkin, we learn that someone has taken the trouble to make a similar contribution that is sure to be put in far more widespread use. It’s not as accurate as mine, but it is very nearly so…and perfectly adequate in all the ways that matter.

H/T: Phil.

Durst Deranged

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

File this one under Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) if you file nothing else there.

Crazy Old ManVia new sidebar addition The Black Republican, we’ve learned humor columnist Will Durst wants everyone to know that all seven milestones on the way to insanity are in his rearview-mirror, and he’s still charging forward pedal to the metal.

In particular, he’s passed the second, fourth, and seventh — roared right on past ’em. Compared to him, Ray Liotta, in that scene where Anthony Hopkins has him eating his own brain, looks like freakin’ Aristotle.

How far gone is he? Ever have one of those girlfriends who talks to you on the phone and you’re figuring, man, I’ve got some stuff to do that takes two hands…so you go do it…you forget to pick up the phone…suddenly you remember, and you figure you’re going to get that fast buzzing sound because she hung up, and you’ll be in trouble — but when you put the handset to your ear she’s still going on and has no idea you ever went anywhere?

Like that.

…uncouth, spiteful, boorish, vengeful, jingoistic, homophobic, xenophobic, xylophonic, racist, sexist, ageist, fascist, cashist, audaciously stupid, brazenly selfish, lethally ignorant, journalist purchasing, genocide ignoring, corporation kissing, poverty inducing, crooked, coercive, autocratic, primitive, uppity…

Men Pay More

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

How the National Organization of Women (NOW) gets total strangers pissed off brings attention to the issue of pay inequity:

Imagine going to McDonald’s and hearing that, because you’re a white male, you pay full price for a Big Mac. Meanwhile, the girl behind you pays three-quarters of the total amount for the same thing.

NOW (National Organization for Women) @ SDSU brought that reality to San Diego State yesterday at the Aztec Center by holding a pay equity bake sale. The prices for cookies reflected the difference of pay between genders and races.

“It’s just to raise awareness,” NOW @ SDSU Co-President Amanda Whitehead said. “A lot of people don’t realize that white women make 75 percent of every dollar a white man makes or Hispanic women make 50 percent. It’s pretty ridiculous. When they actually have to buy the cookies, it puts it into perspective.”

White men, of whom NOW @ SDSU says make the most money of any demographic, were charged a dollar for the same cookie a Hispanic woman would pay 50 cents for. The group broke down the prices for white, Hispanic, black and Asian men and women, using pay scale statistics from NOW and www.payequity.org.

“It’s a more unique way of showing the differences without just showing the statistics all the time,” NOW @ SDSU Co-President Ashley Frazier said.

Jeanne Sahad of CNN Money, on why the statistic measurements and the ensuing crankiness don’t really work with reality:

Unequal doesn’t always mean unfair. Much depends on the reasons for disparity. And, Hartmann notes, “parsing out (the reasons for the gap) is difficult to do.”

Factors may include: more women choose lower-paying professions than men; they move in and out of the workforce more frequently; and they work fewer paid hours on average.

Why that’s the case may have to do in part with the fact that women are still society’s primary caregivers, that some higher-paying professions require either too much time away from home or are still less hospitable to women than they should be.
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But maybe there can never be absolute parity because often there are many non-discriminatory variables that cause a differential in pay. What determines someone’s pay isn’t just a title and job description, but also performance, tenure and market forces — e.g., what it takes to get a desirable job candidate to accept a position.

And then there are situations in which a company may do well by a female employee but still be vulnerable to charges of discrimination and reverse discrimination.

In an article, Warren Farrell, author of “Why Men Earn More: The Startling Truth Behind the Pay Gap — and What Women Can Do About It,” tells of a company that promoted good women employees faster than men. But consequently the women moving into the higher positions often were paid less than men in the same position because the men had greater tenure at the company.

Bill Maher’s comments on women feeling abused and mistreated by our society…take what you like, leave the rest.

Maher is so sad. His central thesis is not only, as they say, “politically incorrect” but it makes good sense as well. He simply inspects what we’ve been culturally discouraged from inspecting, and he finds, lo and behold, truth. Women are upset at not being treated fairly, they make noise, after a third of a century our society values everything according to the female mindset — women still think they’re being treated unfairly. It’s a great point. But being a whack-a-doodle, he has to tun over some more rocks until he can find something to blame on George W. Bush. It’s like a rule with him. By the time he’s six minutes in, he’s envisioning Clinton’s impeachment trial and the 2000 election as the watershed events — the eye of this hurricane, if you will.

I suppose people could say I’m selectively choosing when to agree with Maher and when not to, based on whether his commentary comports with my prejudices. There would be a kernel of truth in that, but also a kernel of insanity; the first step on the way to it, in fact. Remember — subjective and objective. Maher’s slippage from “political incorrectness for sake of truth,” into “political incorrectness for sake of lunacy,” does not rest on my opinion.

It is measurable.

Bill Clinton stayed in office. Because of the female vote. And mostly because of that, the feminist movement on January 20, 2001, was a shadow of it’s former self on January 20, 1993. And furthermore…struggle as I might to recall year-2000 campaign commercials for George Bush following the theme he’s described, I’m coming up empty. I don’t think they occurred. These are historical events open to no interpretation at all, or very little. And they gut the last two minutes of Maher’s rant like a big sharp Gerber knife gutting a fish.

Other than that, great rant.

The most successful lie arrives bundled in with a kernel of truth. That’s what makes ungrateful women so dangerous and toxic in our society. We do discriminate against women. Everybody does. It’s unavoidable — they aren’t men.

And the truth is, nobody wants it to stop. Women who say they want discrimination to stop, only want to bring an end to discrimination that doesn’t benefit women. All the other stuff, they want to keep in place forever.

And now that the Clinton impeachment thing is behind us, society at large simply isn’t willing to tolerate that. The pay “discrimination” is actually a perfect example of this. It is linked to the role women still enjoy in our society, as primary caregiver of our children. Once it’s recognized that the best way to equalize the pay scales across the gender barrier, is to remove women from that cultural role, to tear down that status symbol — will that be a popular effort? Nobody in their right mind is going to think so.

So what we really have going on here, is an effort to make sure women are more important than men in the office, in the sitcom, and in the real-life home. That’s wildly unrealistic, but on top of that if it starts to succeed, a lot of ladies are going to feel even more overworked than they do right now.

And then you’ll see even more stuff like this:

Last year, a team of researchers added a novel twist to something known as a time-use survey. Instead of simply asking people what they had done over the course of their day, as pollsters have been doing since the 1960s, the researchers also asked how people felt during each activity. Were they happy? Interested? Tired? Stressed?

Not surprisingly, men and women often gave similar answers about what they liked to do (hanging out with friends) and didn’t like (paying bills). But there are also a number of activities that produce very different reactions from the two sexes, and one of these activities stands out: Men apparently enjoy being with their parents, while women find time with their mom and dad to be slightly less pleasant than doing laundry.

Alan Krueger – a Princeton economist working with four psychologists on the time-use research team – figures that there is a simple explanation for the difference. For a woman, time with her parents often resembles work, whether it’s helping them pay bills or plan a family gathering. “For men, it tends to be sitting on the sofa and watching football with their dad,” said Krueger, who, when not crunching data, happens to enjoy watching the New York Giants with his father. This intriguing – if unsettling – finding is part of a larger story: there appears to be a growing happiness gap between men and women.

Are women being victimized? Hell yes they are. Their interests are being represented to society-at-large, by a small coterie of loud angry self-appointed spokespersons, people who can’t ever be made happy.

Thing I Know #52. When angry people make demands, the ensuing fulfillment never seems to bring a stop to their anger.

I Want To See

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

If/when the Republicans lose the White House next year, a book by Mark Crispin Miller telling us all about how the 2008 elections were stolen through liberal chicanery and shenanigans. Think I should hold my breath long?

We need a new word to describe people like Prof. Miller. People who fervently believe President Bush is the biggest dunce that ever walked the planet, and at the same time, has fooled and continues to fool everyone. How does a village idiot manage to get that done?

Burning Cities Americans Won’t Burn

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

How’s this for an inconvenient truth:

Police have arrested a man in Los Angeles after witnesses say they saw him lighting a fire on a hillside.

Authorities say 41-year-old Catalino Pineda was seen starting a fire in the San Fernando Valley Wednesday and then walking away.

Witnesses alerted authorities and followed the man to a nearby restaurant where police arrested him.

Pineda was booked for investigation of arson. Authorities say the Guatemala native is currently on probation for making excessive false emergency reports to law enforcement.

Police and fire officials could not immediately say whether he might be connected to any of the wildfires in Southern California.

From the L.A. Daily News story that came out roughly the same time…

Prosecutors have charged a 41-year-old Sun Valley man with arson after witnesses spotted him lighting up a hillside in Woodland Hills on Wednesday, officials said this morning.

Catalino Pineda is scheduled to be arraigned some time this morning in Van Nuys Superior Court, said Deputy District Attorney Steven Frankland. He is charged with one count of arson of a structure or forest.

Witnesses allegedly spotted Pineda lighting a fire on a hillside near Del Valle Street and Ponce Avenue about 4:30 p.m. Wednesday and walk away, police said. The fire was quickly extinguished.

Witnesses followed Pineda to a nearby restaurant and notified police, who arrested him. He is being held on $75,000 bail. If convicted, he faces up to six years in state prison.

Pineda is a day laborer and native of Guatemala. He is currently on probation for making excessive false emergency reports to law enforcement, police said.

Anyone with information is asked to call West Valley Area detectives at (818) 374-7730. On weekends and after hours call the 24-hour Detective Information Desk at 1-877-LAW-FULL (529-3855).

Now, you’ve heard that these “undocumented” immigrants actually commit crimes at a rate far lower than people who actually belong in the country. For example…here. But this example, typical of many others, is loaded with half-truths and red herrings. You fall into the trap when you’re lulled into thinking the faux-statistic addresses illegal immigrants…

In 2007, the American Immigration Law Foundation found that, based on U.S. Census data, “immigration is actually associated with lower crime rates” and that “incarceration rates among young men are lowest for immigrants, even those who are least educated.”

Additionally, the report states that foreign-born (including undocumented) men aged 18 to 39 have incarceration rates five times lower than U.S.-born counterparts. Contrary to media portrayals, undocumented immigrants actually commit crimes significantly less often than U.S.-born citizens.

Two differentiations that I personally think are probably important, are being conflated here rather casually. We have “immigrants”; we have “undocumented.” Those groups are overlapping but are far from statistically identical. Earlier in the article, it is stated as fact that 75 percent of immigrants are “with documents.” The statistical comparisons in the two paragraphs above, have to do with the superset, not the subset. The final sentence of the second paragraph summarizes the situation, but incorrectly or in a manner inconsistent with what the cited research supports: “Undocumented immigrants actually commit crimes significantly less often.” Uh, beg your pardon. We don’t know that. We don’t know that from what’s been offered here.

The other distinction to be made, when we’re talking about comparing crime rates among illegal aliens, or at least pretending to be talking about that, is between “incarceration” and “committing crime.” One would presume if you happen to have broken the law by coming into this country and want to continue breaking the law once you’re here, you would have a few tips and tricks for avoiding getting caught right? I mean if you didn’t…you’d be far less likely to have made it in.

It’s very rare that I hear of studies about illegal aliens committing crimes. Whenever a statistical comparison is done, almost always it has to do with incarceration rates. Smells like skullduggery to me, because the question I hear people asking has to do with who’s committing the crime, not who’s getting locked up for it.

Anyway, we seem to be split straight down the middle on this one. Citizens want the border locked down, and our slimy politicians and lazy egghead white coat propeller-beanie-wearing scientists with their phony studies want it busted wide open. What to do, oh, what to do…

Well, that’s a lot of homes. Maybe now we have our answer.

Pearl Harbor and the Death Penalty

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Yamamoto

“In my view…the choice for the judge who believes the death penalty to be immoral is resignation rather than simply ignoring duly enacted constitutional laws and sabotaging the death penalty.”

— Supreme Court Associate Justice Antonin Scalia, commenting on the Atkins v. Virginia case

We got an awful lot of self-righteous people, usually with no small amount of condescension and just plain-ol’-snottiness, telling us the death penalty is inconsistent with “evolving standards of decency” or some such rot. More often than not, those snots live in well-to-do ivory tower enclaves and are unlikely to suffer personally from the vagaries of people who have no respect for the sanctity of human life but run free anyway.

One of Associate Justice Scalia’s colleagues does a dandy job of representing these goo-gooders — who are just barely enough in-touch with what passes for a moral compass, to avoid dispensing justice, even when it’s their designated occupation and sworn duty to so dispense.

I’ve already lost this link once, and now that I’ve found it again I wanted to save it onto this page so I’d never lose it again. It’s a great article, because it cites exactly what I’d cite, and highlights exactly what I’d highlight.

Lawprof and legal journalist Jeff Rosen had a very interesting New York Times article about Justice Stevens a week ago. The whole thing is much worth reading; but here I wanted to comment just on one part:

[Justice Stevens] won a bronze star for his [World War II] service as a cryptographer, after he helped break the code that informed American officials that Adm. Isoroku Yamamoto, the commander of the Japanese Navy and architect of the Pearl Harbor attack, was about to travel to the front. Based on the code-breaking of Stevens and others, U.S. pilots, on Roosevelt’s orders, shot down Yamamoto’s plane in April 1943.

Stevens told me he was troubled by the fact that Yamamoto, a highly intelligent officer who had lived in the United States and become friends with American officers, was shot down with so little apparent deliberation or humanitarian consideration. The experience, he said, raised questions in his mind about the fairness of the death penalty. “I was on the desk, on watch, when I got word that they had shot down Yamamoto in the Solomon Islands, and I remember thinking: This is a particular individual they went out to intercept,” he said. “There is a very different notion when you’re thinking about killing an individual, as opposed to killing a soldier in the line of fire.” Stevens said that, partly as a result of his World War II experience, he has tried on the court to narrow the category of offenders who are eligible for the death penalty and to ensure that it is imposed fairly and accurately. He has been the most outspoken critic of the death penalty on the current court.

I recognize that much can get lost in such pieces, even when they are written by experienced, thoughtful, and sympathetic interviewers such as Rosen. Perhaps Stevens gave some further explanations that were omitted, or perhaps Rosen’s paraphrases are not quite right. But what I see in the article strikes me as a perplexing chain of reasoning.

There follow three bullet points which, if you’re a right-thinking rational individual like me, will line up hand-in-glove with the explosions of “Whisky Tango Foxtrot” percolating between your ears as you read through Justice Stevens’ hackneyed preponderances.

Justice John Paul Stevens has, at the very least, achieved the first milestone of insanity and probably the second as well. He’s in some wonderful company there. But more seriously than those, he’s failing to uphold his sworn duty. He is what Scalia was talking about in the quote above.

Helping Hillary

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

We have to help Hillary, for the good of the country. My argument here is based on a column Peggy Noonan wrote in January of ’04 called The Dean Disappointment about a then-candidate for the Presidency.

I want to like Howard Dean. I don’t mean I want to support him; I mean I want to like him, or find him admirable even if I don’t agree with him. I want the Democratic Party to have a strong nominee this year, for several reasons. One is that it is one of our two great parties, and it is dispiriting to think it is not able to summon up a deeply impressive contender. Another is that democracy is best served by excellent presidential nominees duking it out region to region in a hard-fought campaign that seriously raises the pressing issues of the day. A third is that the Republican Party is never at its best when faced with a lame challenger. When faced with a tough and scrappy competitor like Bill Clinton, they came up with the Contract with America. When faced with Michael Dukakis they came up with flag-burning amendments. They need to be in a serious fight before they fight seriously.

A little closerNearly four years later, this is the slot occupied by hapless Hillary. She could be like her husband, or she could be like tank-commander Dukakis. The country needs her to be strong, so that when she gets her ass beat she leaves in place a Republican victor who will actually stand for something. And kill me some terrorists…not pass flag burning amendments.

So I thought I’d go through all of Hillary’s qualifications to be our next President, and come up with some bumper sticker slogans. I really racked my brain on this one and eventually…came up with…twenty-five. Probably seventy or eighty percent of which are too long to fit on a bumper sticker. But I really couldn’t think of any more than this, or polish up the ones I had any better. When her primary qualification to be President is that her husband cheated on her, it’s not like you’re working with a lot of material. I thought I did pretty well.

As a service to her, for the good of the country, I thought I’d post them.

Vote for Hillary…
1. She’s superior to you
2. Or else you’re a male chauvinist pig
3. We need a President who is condescending and cranky ALL THE TIME
4. It’s alright, she isn’t really a woman you know
5. Because wives who make their husbands unhappy deserve representation, too
6. She can find a villain in any issue. Any issue. Any at all. Just watch her.
7. We’ve tolerated capitalism and free enterprise long enough
8. It’s not like she’s the one who cheated on Bill…so far as we know
9. Isn’t it time we lost that unfashionable, out-of-style right to bear arms?
10. So John Paul Stevens can give Rosie “fire doesn’t melt steel” O’Donnell his seat
11. So we can punish all the rich people. For being rich. Except her, of course. And George Soros.
12. And no one will ever accuse you of sexism again. Ever. Well, for about thirty seconds.
13. Because it isn’t fascism when women do it
14. Because that other guy is kinda-sorta black…and the OTHER guy is kinda-sorta gay…we don’t need that
15. She’s just supposed to be President. C’mon, everybody knows it. It’s hers. Give it to her!
16. You want to see pantsuits in style, you know you do
17. Because as soon as women are in charge, we can really change things…like, I dunno…outlaw booze again
18. And Canadians will never barge in for their emergency medical care ever again, why would they want to?
19. Because Bill cheated on her, and that’s all the qualification she needs
20. She targets all the right dirty-rotten-scoundrels, and you know she’ll make them pay
21. Let’s do whatever it takes to get Bill back in there…they’ll start living together again, we’re pretty sure
22. This “pay some actual attention to terrorism” stuff is, well, pretty boring
23. Because electing a woman President doesn’t count, unless she’s unpleasant
24. Anybody who cackles like that deserves to be President
25. That “first woman House Speaker” thing worked out really, really well

We need this candidate to come out with all she has. She can come up with plans until she’s blue in the face, but the reasons to vote for her are a little bit…well, they’re just not there. It comes down to, you feel sorry for her for having an unfaithful husband, you like the idea of her yelling at him, and that weird schoolmarm duck-like nasal resonance is pleasing to you.

Hillary’s strengths need to be talked up, or she’s a dead duck. And that would hurt everybody.

So if anybody can think up of any more advantages to a Hillary administration, I’d like to see what those would be.

How to Go Insane

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

This is probably the most useless thing I’ve ever written (I’m sure some folks would dispute that), since everyone interested in following these instructions is already doing it. But I’m close to 100 percent sure they do what they’re supposed to do, because I’ve seen them put into practice, with great success, so many times.

Thought I’d jot ’em down. Enjoy.

Possible Definition of Insanity

Saturday, October 27th, 2007

…thanks to our current Secretary of State. Please tell me there’s some plot twist, some sharp corner in the road, some ace-up-the-sleeve, some “Solomon cleaving the baby” moment up ahead.

Anxious not to repeat mistakes of past Middle East peace-making, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has turned to former presidents Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter for tips ahead of her own conference this year.

Rice invited Carter, a vocal critic of Bush administration policies, to the State Department on Wednesday where the two discussed his Arab-Israeli peacemaking efforts in the 1970s, State Department spokesman Sean McCormack said on Friday.

Their talks were “good and cordial,” he said. They focused on the Middle East and not Carter’s recent criticism of President George W. Bush’s policies in Iraq and elsewhere.

Which is kinda like inviting O.J. Simpson and not discussing Nicole.

Hey, I can relate to this. The other night I wanted to find out how to drive an oil taker so I invited Captain Joe Hazelwood to dinner to tell me how to do it. And the night before I was concerned about preventing epidemics, so I held a seance and summoned the spirit of Typhoid Mary to give me some helpful pointers there.

So you see, getting some help from Carter and Clinton about peace in the Middle East, that just dovetails right on in…

No, I don’t think Dr. Rice herself sees the logic in what’s being done here. I’ve seen her interrogated in the chambers of Congress, about things that already did make sense, as if those things did not. I’ve seen her face off against people who are genuinely unhinged from reality. She’s not like them. But it’s abundantly clear to me that now, today, she is beholden to people like that.

Or maybe she is batshit crazy.

Either way…just say it to yourself a few times if you need a demonstration of how nutty this is. Three times should be enough for anyone. We’re getting advice from Carter and Clinton about the Mideast peace process. We’re getting advice from Carter and Clinton about the Mideast peace process. We’re getting advice from Carter and Clinton about the Mideast peace process.

If that still seems sensible to anyone…just pick up some history books. I mean, like, dang.

The Second Most Important Issue II

Friday, October 26th, 2007

Have you signed the Pavley Petition yet? (H/T: Boortz.) It says we here in California have to stop George Bush, because he’s been throwing the monkey wrench into the works of good legislation designed to curb the global warming emissions that caused the wildfire down in San Diego.

This is the kind of nonsense that threatens to crumble under it’s own weight, like a beached whale, simply by being taken seriously. This is, in my opinion, exactly what we should do.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The most important issue of the 2008 elections is, who’s going to bring us the biggest pile of scorched terrorist carcasses. You can pontificate and bluster away about gun control and minimum wage to your heart’s content, none of it matters if you aren’t going to run out there and kill me some terrorists. Second most important issue is, is the democrat party stupid or full-blown crazy. The Pavley Petition is advancing a nugget of lunatic logic that is a repeat of what Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid already said this week. Questioned about this immediately afterward, Reid himself didn’t seem to put too much stock in his own remarks:

Officials said Tuesday the winds and high temperatures are expected to continue. But when the fires do stop, lawmakers likely will debate the cause of the fire.

“One reason why we have the fires in California is global warming,” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) told reporters Tuesday, stressing the need to pass the Democrats’ comprehensive energy package.

Moments later, when asked by a reporter if he really believed global warming caused the fires, he appeared to back away from his comments, saying there are many factors that contributed to the disaster.

I think it comes from that huge win the donks had right after Watergate: They seem to be everlastingly convinced that if the news cycle will barf up some all-consuming item that commands everyone’s attention for a week or more, all those bad donk ideas will suddenly look good. It’s as if they’re saying to themselves, hey it worked in ’74, it can work anytime. Bad idea, plus a high profile bit of news that has some real legs to it…equals a good idea, or something that sufficiently resembles a good idea.

Hmmm…now that I think on it, since 2002 this one of the few things on which most of them have been consistent. It’s like they don’t know what to do about Iraq, but they’re dedicated to waiting around for the perfect news item to make their bad ideas look good. Why they don’t just get ahold of a genuinely good idea, so that what’s happening this-day or that-day becomes irrelevant, is something I don’t understand. You’ll have to ask them.

But ideas the donks think are good, seem to have it all in common that they appear to look good, at a given time. They’re conditional. We must keep talking about Abu Ghraib, because that’s when ignoring Saddam Hussein looked in hindsight like a good idea; we must talk about Terri Schaivo, because that’s when they look almost sensible; we must talk about Hurricane Katrina, Jena 6, global temperatures in 1998…etc. Everything is justified by some event, which may or may not be repeated.

It’s like they’re steadfastly opposed to figuring out what makes sense all the time.

No wonder they get so pissy when Dick Cheney says things like “Nine one one changed everything.” He’s stealing their schtick.

Funny thing is, though — killing terrorists does make sense all the time. What nine one one changed, was that up until then we didn’t see it.

I think the donks should write this into the party platform next year. Come on donks, it’s a news event. By the time of your convention, the event will be just nine months old. Talk about those awful fires in California, and how they were caused by global warming…write it into the platform…and four months after that, we’ll all get together and vote on whether you have command of your mental faculties.

Next year’s second most important issue, easily.

I Made a New Word VIII

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Harry ReidBULLCUSE (v.)
1. To accuse a second party, usually in a grandiose and theatrical way, of deeds or thoughts that are actually quite out of harmony with the truth or the speaker’s perception of it. The purpose is ostensibly to uncover one or several hidden agendas and lay them bare, but in reality the purpose is to gain a tactical advantage in front of third parties. 2. More broadly, any act of accusing someone, which is blessed by a substantially greater quantity of bluster than genuine confidence. 3. To accuse someone of something based on feeling rather than thinking.

BULLCUSATION (n.)
A specialized ad hominem fallacy capable of jettisoning logic and reason from any debate, for the advantage of whatever party finds logic and reason to be injurious. An accusation designed to shift the focus of an argument, usually deployed when the speaker has been cornered by inconvenient facts. It is a rhetorical weapon designed put the offensive on the defensive and put the defensive on the offensive. Highly effective, although nearly certain to end any rational discussion.

The word is inspired by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s bullcusing Rush Limbaugh of “calling our men and women in uniform who oppose the war in Iraq, and I quote, ‘phony soldiers’.” It is a bullcusation unless one is willing to suppose the Majority Leader actually thought, in his own beady-eyed little head, that Rush said something like this…which seems dubious at best. Senate Majority Leader Reid, therefore, accused Rush of saying something that Senate Majority Leader Reid, himself, knew Rush didn’t say. Senate Majority Leader Reid accused, for the purpose of deceiving others. Senate Majority Leader Reid bullcused.

It has been easier and easier to find examples of this, for the last several decades as information has flowed to more people more quickly. The still-exploding artform of performing in front of the cameras, has made the bullcusation a frequent occurrence.

Commenting on this over the weekend, I said

…we have got to find a word for this someday. This thing liberals do. Where you come up with this accusation out of thin air, and you know the facts aren’t on your side so of course there will be a discussion about whether the accusasion is true or not — which it isn’t. Then, you see to it that instead of being pursued…the discussion is instead prolonged…since, if the discussion were pursued, it would be a very short discussion indeed.

The casual observer will assume the accusation has some merit to it, but that’s a secondary payoff. The primary reward is that there is something you don’t want discussed, and now you’ve generated a distraction from it.

The classic Vaudeville version of this is “When Did You Stop Beating Your Wife?” For the uninitiated, the trick is that if you aren’t a wife-beater, there’s no correct way to answer the question. This is a close cousin to that. You come up with an argument which, plainly, has an inimicable relationship to truth and common sense — like — “we need twice as much money so let’s raise the tax rate twice as high.” I offer the counter-argument that plainly puts the kibosh on yours: “If you raise the tax rate significantly, people will change what they do to pursue their individual interests, and you won’t raise the revenue you expect to; this is basic economics and has proven to be an accurate prediction of human behavior, time and time again.” And you say, “you want the government to run out of money and you want poor people to suffer!”

It is an unfounded inference, one that enjoys no genuine confidence. You would not bet your life, your liberty, your treasured possessions on the axiom that I want the government to run out of money, or that I want poor people to suffer. But it’s an effective counterattack in the political realm, because now we’re going to have a long drawn-out discussion about whether I want the government to run out of money and the poor people to suffer. The genesis of the discourse has to do with whether supply-side economics works. It’s about the Laffer Curve. But with enough energized emotions at work…we’re not talking about that, are we? We’re talking about a sadistic streak I’m supposed to have, that nobody’s really going to bet anything worth keeping that I actually have.

That’s what we need to name, some day.

And that’s what a bullcusation is. A portmanteau between bullshit and accusation…and accusation that is full of bullshit. An accusation offered for the cosmetic purpose of uncovering truth, but in reality, for the purpose of covering up truth and making a red-herring about agendas, motives, character issues, and other junk that has no connection to what was discussed previously.

Do conservatives use this? Do they bullcuse someone when they “question his/my/their patriotism”? I guess that would depend on the situation at hand…it would depend on what inspired such an accusation. How comfortable would reality be with the juxtaposition between the accusation and whatever inspired it. Is it reasonable, for example, to doubt someone’s patriotic sentiments when he interlaces his fingers like a six-year-old brat that could use a good spanking, when it’s time to salute the flag…while he’s running for President? We’ll all just have to make up our own minds about that.

Explain

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Churlish AssYou have the floor, Sen. Barack Obama. I am ready for my explanation. What was going on at the moment the shutter clicked, that everyone in view has their right hand extended reverently over their hearts, and you’re just standing there like some lowbrow boob?

What, they had a false start and you were the only one smart enough to figure out the music wasn’t playing yet?

Maybe that’s it, or maybe you were the one slow on the uptake. Or maybe…maybe…you assumed the proper position, and microscopic aliens conspired to yank your hand down off your chest and interlace your fingers together. Or maybe it’s a Photoshop job. Or…I dunno. Fill in your own excuse. But make it good.

Make it good, or your candidacy is finished. Or it ought to be.

I mean, indulge for me this thought exercise, will you. There’s this foreign country. The foreign country is having an election next year, and there’s no less than fifteen candidates for that high office. Prime Minister or something. The foreign country has a ceremony in which all are called upon to salute that country’s flag, and one of the candidates is so devoid of consideration and good manners, that he stands there like a poorly-bred rude little brat…

…and he’s allowed to continue to run.

What’s the very best thing you can think about that country, that they would put up with this? What’s the very highest level of esteem in which you could hold them? Not real high, huh. Well here we have a situation in which America is that other country.

So my logic is quite simple…solid…and sound. Obama drops out now.

This very instant.

Or else, next time you have some asinine international “poll” talking about how those foreigners don’t hold the US of A in high regard — don’t come crying to me about it. Don’t you dare come snivelling my way about it. Blame Obama.

What a churlish ass.

Update 10/23/07: Welcome Pajamas Media readers, pleased to have ya.

Update 10/24/07: Found video. They’re really butchering the hell outta the national anthem. Obama did applaud at the end, but went the better part of a minute with his hands down like that. There are an awful lot of people with their hands over their hearts, he could have been facing away from all of them. So one possible excuse, although far from likely, is that he’s simply unacquainted with the custom.

Each reader may make up his or her own mind as to whether or not that would be Presidential material. I’ve made up mine.

Just remember. Outside of that one possibility, that extremely remote, fantastical possibility, there’s only one other. Obama has a core constituency whose support will waiver if he’s caught saluting. That would mean we’ve got a lot of people voting in this country — a lot of people, dozens of millions — spitting on the flag. And it goes well beyond the “I love my country but I fear my government” or “I respect my country but I loathe what it stands for lately” stuff. These are people who will distrust and despise you if they catch you saluting the flag. And they must be here, walking around, voting, if politicians are afraid of ’em.

I mean, I just gotta believe Obama knows something I don’t. So if those people exist, is it alright for me to question their patriotism yet?

Best Sentence XIX

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Time once again for a Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) award. “I wish I’d been smart enough to say that,” says fellow Webloggin contributor Bookworm…and no, that’s not the glorious Best Sentence. She is simply commenting on the article which I, too, think worthy of high honors.

But as I often point out to my kid, we live in a universe that has a great many other things on it’s mind beyond the supposedly sacred obligation of keeping us constantly entertained, so often there’s an education before the payoff. Let’s take a few paragraphs, being the grown-ups that we are, to get that done.

It starts with Blogger Friend Phil’s expose on Friday about Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid and his forty compatriots who signed the “Hush Rush” letter. Actually, it starts a good deal before that…but I predict this is the point in the story where history will look back and find the eyes of “most” folks have glazed over.

Rush said something about “phony soldiers” on his radio show.

Reid & Co. put a fanciful spin on his remarks, re-invented them as saying something Rush did not, in fact, say; and then they wrote up a letter to try to get him silenced.

May I explore a bunny trail here? Since we’re adults and we have attention spans…let’s use ’em…we have got to find a word for this someday. This thing liberals do. Where you come up with this accusation out of thin air, and you know the facts aren’t on your side so of course there will be a discussion about whether the accusasion is true or not — which it isn’t. Then, you see to it that instead of being pursued…the discussion is instead prolonged…since, if the discussion were pursued, it would be a very short discussion indeed.

The casual observer will assume the accusation has some merit to it, but that’s a secondary payoff. The primary reward is that there is something you don’t want discussed, and now you’ve generated a distraction from it.

The classic Vaudeville version of this is “When Did You Stop Beating Your Wife?” For the uninitiated, the trick is that if you aren’t a wife-beater, there’s no correct way to answer the question. This is a close cousin to that. You come up with an argument which, plainly, has an inimicable relationship to truth and common sense — like — “we need twice as much money so let’s raise the tax rate twice as high.” I offer the counter-argument that plainly puts the kibosh on yours: “If you raise the tax rate significantly, people will change what they do to pursue their individual interests, and you won’t raise the revenue you expect to; this is basic economics and has proven to be an accurate prediction of human behavior, time and time again.” And you say, “you want the government to run out of money and you want poor people to suffer!”

It is an unfounded inference, one that enjoys no genuine confidence. You would not bet your life, your liberty, your treasured possessions on the axiom that I want the government to run out of money, or that I want poor people to suffer. But it’s an effective counterattack in the political realm, because now we’re going to have a long drawn-out discussion about whether I want the government to run out of money and the poor people to suffer. The genesis of the discourse has to do with whether supply-side economics works. It’s about the Laffer Curve. But with enough energized emotions at work…we’re not talking about that, are we? We’re talking about a sadistic streak I’m supposed to have, that nobody’s really going to bet anything worth keeping that I actually have.

That’s what we need to name, some day.

That’s exactly what Harry Reid and his pals did. They knew Rush was not trying to say all soldiers serving now, who do not agree with The Great Rushbo, are “phony.” That was not the spirit of anything he said or did. I know. I’m a member of Rush 24/7, I’m entitled to have that entire show, I do, I’ve listened to it. He didn’t say that. He didn’t say anything like it.

But Rush is not a stranger to politics, at all. And so…he did zip, zero, nada, butkus of the stuff neophytes do when confronted by this. He did not stutter or stammer or “homina homina homina” or “I’m sorry if my words were interpreted” or any of that nonsense Don Imus did. Read Phil’s post to find out what Rush did, if you need to.

And then, as Phil pointed out, Harry Reid backpedaled. But you have to look close to see what happened. Harry Reid’s new spin on it, is an expression of enthusiasm for the help being extended to the Marines and their families, an effort started by Rush, which Reid did not aid in any way except unwittingly. Being a stranger to the whole situation — knowing how to read and to think, but having no background information at all — you’d think Reid cooked up the whole idea and Rush grudgingly lent his support.

What a crock.

Bookworm has, for now, the very best chronicling of the whole sorry affair. If you’ve read his far, you’ve got the attention span you need to handle it, so I recommend you go there now.

There. Now you know what’s going on. And I think I can promise you if you’ve only heard about it from CNN or MSNBC or Larry King or any of those big figureheads…it was a paradigm shift, wasn’t it.

On with the BSIHORL award, to Captain’s Quarters commenter PackerBronco. It’s not one sentence, it’s two…and they say all that needs to be said…

The conservative thinks of a free-market way of raising private funds to aid a worthwhile causes and backs his commitment with his own money.

The liberal asks other people to donate funds, doesn’t donate any of his own money, and tries to take credit for the generosity of others.

Zing!

Update: Just received this via e-mail, under the heading “office gossip.” It seemed very fitting to the subject at hand:

Democrat Broken Promises

Monday, October 15th, 2007

This is nothing new (it was added nearly four months ago), but it’s definitely something I want to bookmark.

In all fairness to the donks, the promises they made were untenable. They were as unachievable as they were contrary to the interests of the nation the donks sought to govern. The promises…simply put…should not have been made.

But the donks have ownership of that issue as well, don’t they?

The entire planet’s gone socialist, with the United States heading in the same direction, much more slowly and more grudgingly. The donks represent those who want us to “get with it” and join the rest of the world. Which means, the donks represent people who could be living anywhere else but here…and getting exactly what they want.

The logical conclusion of what’s stated in the above paragraph, is that there’s no place for them here. You can take that “they won in 2006” and stick it right where the sun don’t shine. They stand for things that are just as acrimonious toward the United States, as the United States is acrimonious to those things. Nor is the US of A a complete stranger to mighty political parties being sent the way of the Dodo Bird. Between the apex of power of the Whig party, and that party’s extinction, is…a short li’l eight years.

Let’s make the donk party a twenty-first century version of the Whig party. It would be a wonderful message to send to the rest of the world. You who claim to love diversity…America is diversity. We’re not like you. Love us or hate us, you’d better learn to live with us because we have a right to exist, we have a right to defend ourselves, and no fifth column is going to tell us otherwise.

And Now, We Celebrate Someone’s Good Fortune

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

Take That…and he doesn’t even need it.

Heh. Take that.

This historic document may well represent the first time in the history of America that this large a group of U.S. senators attempted to demonize a private citizen by lying about his views. As such, it is a priceless memento of the folly of (Senate Majority Leader) Harry Reid and his 40 senatorial co-signers.

Oh, it gets better and better. Is it really a curse to be living in interesting times? Because I’m just eatin’ this stuff up.

Update 10/22/07: Do click on the cartoon to the right, to go to Red Planet Cartoons and their very latest update about this auction. This transaction has been criticized for lack of controls on the bidders to make sure their bids are genuine, so it’s an event worthy of note that the highest-bidder is a real person with a real name and real identity and real position.

On his show today, Limbaugh announced the winning bidder was Betty Casey, a noted philanthropist and trustee of the Eugene B. Casey Foundation in Gaithersburg, Md.

It was the largest bid ever in an eBay charity auction, breaking the $800,000 mark paid for a Harley Davidson motorcycle bearing the signature of “Tonight” show host Jay Leno…

Limbaugh announced last week he would sell the original letter addressed to the head of Clear Channel Communications in order to benefit the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation, a charity offering financial assistance to the children of Marines and federal law enforcement officers killed in the line of duty.

The No. 1-rated talk host said he would match the winning bid, and he challenged each of the 41 Democratic senators who signed the letter to match it as well.

…and of course, you already know what I think of that.

Twenty-First Century Split

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

The post previous to this one undertakes a daunting task, which is to find a definition for the slang term “neocon.”

The incentive is personal. My surname is “Freeberg,” which sounds Jewish. I’m not Jewish. But I delight in picking up newspapers and occasionally reading about terrorists getting fried by bombs. Such stories make my day, and I wish I could read about such things more often. In that sense, I’m a warmonger and I’m a sadist. But I’m not Jewish…so…am I a neocon?

The post linked above is quite lengthy. It gets into the grit of my informal research project, explores every nook & cranny of what I’ve been able to find, and the thoughts that trickle through my neocon brain once I find these things out. I’ll summarize it here for the benefit of those whose time is at a premium.

Unlike most things we call “words,” the term “neocon” doesn’t really define much of anything.

Like tapping your toes in a toilet stall a la Larry Craig, by using the term, you’re saying something about yourself. And that is the whole point of using the term. Or most of it.

When you use the word “neocon” what you’re saying about yourself is…

1. You are a socialist. You want a one-world government. You want everyone on the planet to have the same amount of stuff.

2. Because of #1, you are engaged in an eternal war against capitalism.

3. You hate Jews.

4. You would like people who vote for Republicans, to be lined up against a wall and executed.

5. You’re opposed to the death penalty.

6. You are opposed to the U.S.-led coalition invading Iraq in 2003.

7. You think socialism is wonderful, and the only reason it has not yet worked is because the right people weren’t in charge.

8. If any country has what is called a “military,” and that military has any reason for existence at all whatsoever, it is to provide higher-level education at a reduced cost. War is purely a thing of the past…which means, necessarily, the “boss” of any international dispute should be whoever can command the most formidable “consensus” among diplomats.

9. What we call “money” should be the property of whatever national government dishes it out. Individual achievement should have nothing to do with it at all.

10. There is no God.

11. You people doing a lot of thinking for yourselves, represent a great big problem and you ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

12. It is vastly more important that the next generation be taught how to follow instructions, than that they be taught how to read with optimal comprehension, to write with optimal literacy, to reason with coherence and adaptability, and to perform arithmetic computations with competence, reliability and efficiency.

There’s a butt-load of other things I could tack on to that list if I really tried. What’s on the list isn’t the point. The point is, the list stays consistent…decade after decade…across international borders.

A “socialist” is someone who accepts all those things.

A “neocon” is a derogatory term flung around by a socialist. It really doesn’t have any intrinsic meaning, or very little. To the extent it does have an actual definition, it is used to refer to someone who isn’t a socialist. A “neocon” is someone who is a “hold-out,” as the entire planet continues to be lowered into the roaring bonfire of socialism.

So here’s my proposal: How about we get rid of democrats and Republicans entirely? When I was a little boy, the split was very, very clean: democrats wanted to expand government spending, Republicans wanted to reduce it. All tangential issues were spin-offs from that central definition.

It doesn’t apply anymore. President George W. Bush has the letter “R” after his name and he’s spending money like it’s water.

As a result of that, the Republicans have a deep split. So do the democrats. They trudged off to the polls to vote for democrat politicans so that we’d yank our troops out of Iraq and impeach President Bush…and then the democrat politicians said, thanks, now screw you. So the democrats really don’t stand for much now. You tell me you’re a Republican…or a democrat…and I really don’t know anything, or nothing at all, about you.

Let’s just scrap them both.

We’re socialists and neocons. The symbol of the neocon could be — the pig. A pig with a yarmulke on it’s head. This has a problem or two because yarmulkes are worn by Jews, and Jews don’t eat pork. But I notice that people who criticize “neocons” are, with very few exceptions, socialists. Socialists or radical Islamic muslim terrorists. Or both. They want capitalism to be abolished. Or they want the nation of Israel to be swept into the sea. Or both.

Socialists could be represented by the watermelon. Everyone’s heard this joke by now…the watermelon is green on the outside, red to the core. That’s the twenty-first century socialist for you. He pretends to be all about trees, and snail darters, and spotted owls and what-not…but he really wants to destroy capitalism because he doesn’t like it. The environment is simply an excuse.

My point is — if you spend a day reading lots of blogs, on the “right” and on the “left,” you’ll see that this is our modern split. On October 13, 2007, this is how we are split now. The “right” and the “left” don’t have much to do with anything.

It’s all about watermelons and pigs.

Socialists…and “neocons.” Which are people who aren’t adapting to socialism, as quickly as the socialists would like.

I think, now, today, that’s how our political parties really need to be split. If I’m right, then yes, I’m a “neocon” (even though “Freeberg” isn’t nearly as Jewish as it might sound, to some). I think that’s what’s happening. It’s all about the new-world-order, and how some of us are socialists — too timid to admit that’s what they are, but nevertheless, it’s true — and some of us are simply not ready to adapt to the new-world-order. And so we’re just like those hated Jews.

Update 10/14/07: Okay, I got it. The animal representing the “neocon” should be…the Eagle. An independent, majestic creature. Yes, it is the symbol of the country. That is the point. There are reasons this animal was selected as our country’s symbol. It forages for food in a harsh territory, but does so without complaint because that is it’s destiny. And that environment is a beautiful place. The bird’s eyes are open all the time. It sees far. It takes care of it’s young.

The socialists can be represented by the carpenter ant.

I think this accurately reflects how these two “virtual parties” work. It reflects how their members think. The eagle glides above the domain, it’s keen eyes looking for movement, it’s tiny but powerful bird-brain engaged in a continuous cycle neatly lapping the First Triad…FACT…OPINION…THING TO DO…FACT…OPINION…THING TO DO. The carpenter ant doesn’t do this and cannot do this. Ants can’t draw inferences from facts, outside of their primitive design. They follow trails of spit left by other ants. I’M SUPPOSED TO GO HERE…I’M SUPPOSED TO GO THERE.

I say, let’s split it that way. Just continue Kristol’s idea of taking the epithet that is used to describe you, and making it your own. On both sides. Neocon, socialist.

And then, issue by issue, both sides would go at it. Just like now, but now they’d define themselves the way they want to; the way they really intend to. The democrat/Republican thing dates back to the Civil War, and just a little bit before that. It’s out of date.

On The Slang Term “Neocon”

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

There is this word I’m hearing used a whole lot lately. It’s subjected to a gallon of repetitive use, and a half-pint of definition; and, maybe a teaspoon or two of inquiry and inspection when people are willing to admit they’d like to know more about what it means, which from what I can see, is something that hardly ever happens. In short, it seems everybody’s using this word, nobody really has a meaning in mind for it, nor is anyone insisting on one when it’s used. Which is often.

It’s a pejorative term. But it’s a jealous term. It is applied to people who are doin’ good, and due for a come-uppins. It is to be applied to people who have too much to say about how things work, and shouldn’t be able to decide what they’re able to decide.

The White House, and all departments in the executive branch, is supposed to be chock full of people who fit this term that no one’s willing to define.

The term is neoconservative. The slang, shorter version is “neocon.”

I have been wondering about this before; can’t remember when. But as is my typical remedy, I resolved to go to Wikipedia and believe without question every word I find there. Well, the last time I went through this exercise I remember seeing a bunch of antisemitist drivel, or at least, lots of NPOV (Neutral Point-Of-View) description of antisemitist drivel. It seemed to be powered off an association between Norman Podhoretz and the “neoconservative movement.”

I remember thinking how disturbing this continuation was. Antisemites have been receptive to the notion, for centuries, that the Jews are a bunch of dirty so-and-sos who run everything and are due to be taken down a peg. They pop up every generation or so with a new way to make this message appealing…and here in the early 21st century we’ve got some nameless faceless yokels running around calling people “neocons,” with an insinuation that neocons are dirty so-and-sos due to be taken down a peg. So can I look into the term without Godwinning myself? I have doubts now.

It does seem that sympathy for Israel is a defining characteristic of the “neocon.” Nobody has stepped forward and insisted that being a neocon has something to do with being a Jew. But that does seem to be the case. If you’re a neocon, you have to first-and-foremost be a warmonger, but secondly you have to side with Israel against Palestine. Or there’s an expectation you will do this.

Let’s put it this way: If you really are a warmonger but your sympathies are against Israel — let’s say you want to see Hamas drive Israel into the sea — you’ve got quite a long time to wait before anyone calls you a “neocon.” Odds are it won’t happen.

The Urban Dictionary ended up being more helpful than I thought, although I had to read down a little bit to get to the meat of things. And there were a few surprises in store. The first handful of definitions did exactly what the U.D. is supposed to do: Describe what people are intending when they actually use the word out on the street, textbook definitions be damned.

1. neocon

Morally idealistic conservatatives. neocon is short for neo-conservative. Neocons separate themselves from Republicans that are traditionally fiscal conservative.

Slang – Crusading republican.
Slang – Neocons exist separated into two very distinct groups. The largest, group one, are the people below the 99th income percentile. They are religous and/or war-mongering blowhard lemmings who follow the second group; The second group is made up of the top one percent. They cut taxes for themselves, borrow trillions (second term pending), and their behavior is largely the subject of this blog. Of necessity, they pay Rove to pipe tabloid for the Rats. Lemmings rather. Whichever, they both work.
Vlugar – White bible thumping trash.

The draft-dodging neocons running the white house are threatening our future as a great nation.

2. Neocon

Neoconservative. Criminally insane spenders that believe in killing brown people for the new world order. Huge Orwellian government, unfathomable amounts of spending, bomb tens of thousands of people to death to rearrange the globe. Take the worst aspects of the liberal and conservative positions and combine them into one and you would have a NeoCon.

Neocons are the greatest threat to life, liberty and property this country has ever known.

3. neocon

Neoconservative. Originally used to describe left-wingers who crossed the floor, neocons are on the authoritarian right, rather than the traditionally conservative libertarian right. They tend to be very pro-war and adopt the mentality of “We’re better than you and we know it.”

Some more vulgar people call them Neocunts.

“I don’t really like Kerry, but I’d rather see him in power than those horrendous neocons who currently run things!”

I really think I might like definition #6, sub-definition #3 the best…

6. neocon
:
3: Complete and utter dirtbags of pure, unrefined trash that only look out for their own wealth and contribute nothing to the betterment of man kind.
Worthless. Malignant. Junk.

In an act characteristic of the Nazis, the neocons are now proposing that all people who make less than $50,000 a year be exterminated in concentration camps along with the gays, ethnic peoples and atheists.

So you see, it’s not just a simple pejorative. There is hate locked up in this word. I’m still uncertain about what it’s supposed to say…just as uncertain as I was before, maybe even moreso. The word clearly has racial connotations, targeting people who are white, and insinuating that the persons so targeted are the ones with a racist problem.

And I’m starting to doubt this because whatever agendas are bottled up and being subtly referenced here, they seem to be carried aloft by the people using the term, not so much by the people referenced by the term. “…unrefined trash that only look out for their own wealth and contribute nothing to the betterment of man kind [sic].” That kind of sounds like someone approached the “neocon” with a proposition that involved separating him from his money, and the neocon had the audacity to say no.

I have reasons for wanting to know this. I get called a “neocon” quite often, because…well, as a rational, reasonable and logical freedom-loving American, I want terrorists dead. The more the better. Roll the smoking carcasses on in, get ’em counted and roll in some more. It makes me smile, seeing them dead like that. But I’m willing to be reasonable; if a terrorist should be allowed to live because we might get information out of him that leads to more dead terrorists, I’m all for letting him live. Until we get that information. And verify it. THEN kill him. I dream of the day we’re told, “we just can’t produce any more dead terrorist bodies, because it seems we’ve run out of terrorists.” That would be ideal.

Conventional wisdom says this won’t happen because when you kill a hundred terrorists, you make two hundred more. My response is let’s put that to the test. I’ll bet there’s a point where you run out. Hell, the same people who doubt this about terrorists, are the very same ones saying exactly that about penguins, polar bears, snail darters, trees…etc. etc. etc. We’re constantly accusing ourselves of making things extinct. Let’s be guilty of it in this one case. Find out what’s possible.

This is supposed to make me a “neocon” but…go back and read those definitions again. I’m supposed to want to spend more money. I’m supposed to hate brown people. I don’t care about brownness…white terrorists, green terrorists, purple terrorists. Kill ’em all. And another thing, I’m cheap. Lots of ex-wives & girlfriends will confirm that. I drive an eighteen-year-old car. When it comes to killing terrorists, even, I hope they do it as cheaply as possible. That way they can kill more terrorists.

This doesn’t seem to fit the description. Sometimes I think when people call me this, it doesn’t have to do with my appreciation for mile-high stacks of terrorist carcasses at all. Sometimes it seems to have something to do with my surname. Freeberg. You know the secret here? It’s not a jewish name. It doesn’t even really exist. Watch the first act of The Godfather, Part II, and you’ll see how my grandfather got this name. This was very commonplace at that time. My grandfather went through exactly that office. Albin J. Freeberg and Vito Corleone might very well have been bumping into each other.

So I’m not Jewish, I’m not wild about spending money. But I do love reading about terrorists getting killed. I honestly don’t know if this word applies to me. I need to get it defined to figure out if that’s so.

So getting back to it, you know, this is a very strange word. There is giving information to someone, and there is inviting someone to hop onto a bandwagon. This n-word seems to have a lot more to do with the bandwagon than with the offering of information. It says more about the person using the term than the person described by it. Let’s sit down with what we’ve gathered so far, and try to form a picture about the user and see if we get further. Such a person has utopian tendencies because he resents the “neocons” for “contributing nothing to the betterment.” This suggests anti-capitalist leanings. Powerful ones, albeit timid ones. He doesn’t want to admit what he is. He’s probably a “Pie Person” — someone who believes if one guy got a bigger piece of pie, someone else must have gotten a smaller one. He’s not too crazy about President Bush. For all the diverse viewpoints about what the term means, nobody seems to doubt the President is one — even though the President, himself, is not thought to be Jewish — and that the current administration is crammed full of’em. The user of this term, it seems clear to me, likes non-white people better than white people, to what degree I’m not sure. He’s a pacifist, certainly; of all the traits that are supposed to be criticized when you call someone a “neocon,” the willingness to make war is foremost.

I’m gathering the poor fellow has delusions that something is about to happen. There’s this massive takedown of the neocons looming on the horizon. The word is almost always used to describe people who are in a position of power, and are about to not be anymore. There is this none-too-subtle suggestion that we are living in some kind of Age of Neoconservatism, have been for two or three decades, and are now seeing it’s final days.

Wow, I’m almost describing that stringy-haired homeless guy in all the movies with the sandwich board that says “THE END IS NEAR.”

Beyond that, it starts to get a little tough to shed more light on it. But Definition #15 helped a lot.

15. neocon

A combination of “Neo”(new) and “Con”(conservative).

“Neocon” is the term for both a new and old (reborn) form of Conservativism. A break from the Reublican party and return to more traditional Conservative values. This represents a fracturing of the Right. Neocons tend to be young, idealistic, and even dogmatic activists. They tend to have above-average intelligence and education. They are very similar to the movements of the 1960s, but with different core values. They are both pessimistic about the current system, and optimistic about the difference they can make.

It is difficult to lock Neocons down to a specific set of values, because they come from a wide variety of backgrounds (including minorities and gays) and have a wide variance in their ideals. Overall, Neocons are pro-life and support the death penalty. Many neocons are religious or “spiritual” in one way or another. They are not necessarily Christian, although that is the religion to which most of them subscribe. Neocons preach tolerance and coexistence without political correctness. They tend to strongly support both the First and Second Amendments of the Constitution. Neocons support Capitalism, but view being beholden to corporate interests with great distaste. And while compromise is a necessary evil in politics, when in doubt, neocons will stick to their guns. Too much compromise is the hallmark of selling out. They believe that the current political process has become so corrupt that no politician can get anywhere without selling out to various interests.

Neocons view the increasingly centrist philosophy of Republican politicians with the same distaste that their radically Liberal opponents feel for the Democrats. Both of the Big Two parties have been migrating towards the center for some time now, leaving behind many on either side. This is manifested by the power wielded by third-party candidates, which was decisive in determining the outcomes of the 1992, 2000 and 2004 Presidential elections. (And resulting in much backbiting on either the Left or the Right afterwards)

This is a new age in American politics. The rise of neoconservativism was one of the more unforseen and underestimated political developments in the last two decades. With similar fracturing on the Liberal side of the political divide, the power-hold of the Big Two parties (Republican and Democrat) is being shaken, and voting for a third-party candidate no longer means you are just “throwing your vote away.” The future may be a very interesting time for all of us, Liberal or Conservative.

“The neo-conservatism of the 1980s is a replay of the New Conservatism of the 1950s, which was itself a replay of the New Era philosophy of the 1920s” (Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.).

As for accuracy, I’m inclined to go with a couple morsels scribbled hastily under #17: “Any person who is winning an argument with a liberal,” and “Catch all term used by liberals when they think they’ve been using Nazi too much.”

But let’s get back to Wikipedia, because it seems pretty clear if we can find a textbook definition, that won’t do us very much good compared to a history of how the term came to be. U.D. Def. #15 makes it clear there is a rich legacy to this word.

The language about Norman Podhoretz had been diminished considerably from what I had last seen, but I did find this, and at first I thought it might be a big help:

As a term, neoconservative first was used derisively by democratic socialist Michael Harrington to identify a group of people (who thought they were liberals) as newly simulated conservative ex-liberals. The term stuck because neoconservatives were confused with true conservative.[4]

Now, that’s interesting. One click took me to the Harrington article which explained the following:

…Harrington wrote The Other America: Poverty in the United States, a book that had an impact on the Kennedy administration, and on Lyndon B. Johnson’s subsequent War on Poverty. Harrington became a widely read intellectual and political writer. He would frequently debate noted conservatives but would also clash with the younger radicals in the New Left movements. Arthur M. Schlesinger, Sr. referred to Harrington as the “only responsible radical” in America, a somewhat dubious distinction among those on the political left. His high profile landed him on the master list of Nixon political opponents.[3]

By early 1970s [Trotskyist leader Max] Shachtman’s anti-Communism had become a hawkish Cold War liberalism. Shachtman and the governing faction of the Socialist Party effectively supported the Vietnam War and changed the organization’s name to Social Democrats, USA. In protest Harrington led a number of Norman Thomas-era Socialists, younger activists and ex-Shachtmanites into the Democratic Socialist Organizing Committee. A smaller faction associated with peace activist David McReynolds formed the Socialist Party USA.

In the early 1980s The Democratic Socialist Organizing Committee merged with the New American Movement, an organization of New Left veterans, forming Democratic Socialists of America. This organization remains the principal U.S. affiliate of the Socialist International, which includes socialist parties as diverse as the Swedish and German Social Democrats, Nicaragua’s FSLN, and the British Labour Party.[4]

Harrington was appointed a professor of political science at Queens College in 1972; he was designated a distinguished professor in 1988. Harrington died in 1989 of cancer. He was the most well-known socialist in the United States during his lifetime.[5]

So some wild-eyed socialist got us to throw away trillions of dollars on the Great Society program, and came up with this derogatory term for anyone who wasn’t along for the ride. That’s pretty much it. I mean, the history part of it.

But I found out a little more. I’ve got this weird habit with Wikipedia that comes from not quite believing anything I read a hundred percent…I keep clicking on the “Talk” tab. I find it interesting. Harrington’s talk-page had an item of additional interest in it.

An anon editor removed the quote from William F. Buckley to the effect that being the most prominent Socialist is America is akin to being “the tallest building in Topeka Kansas.” I found this kind of an endearing quote and am inclined to restore it. Any discussion?

And I was thinking, that’s Buckley at his finest right there. But say…I wonder…what does the discussion page behind “Neoconservative” look like? Maybe I’ve been going about this all wrong. Maybe that will tell me everything I need to know.

All Those Archives!Well, Good Lord. No wonder the article itself used to have all these interesting things that I can’t find anymore.

“It is simply discourteous to the other editors to make very significant edits without any edit summaries at all to let others know what you are doing with the article…”

“Please dont be so condescending that I have to “learn” to use certain mechanisms…”

“I’m frankly disappointed that you would proceed immediately to re-introduce disputed material without having responded to any of the editors over the past week during which the page was protected.”

“Please stop the nasty personal attacks. Please refer to me–as is basic simple courtesy for any Wiki editor–by my user name. Thanks.”

“God, your awfully thin skinned for someone who styles himself as such a major enemy of “the right”. You really are just a classic cliche of a bully who constantly name-calls whoever you don’t like and is totally emasculated when the tables are turned.”

“Have you tried Viagra? It might make you a more secure editor. Projection indeed! LOL!”

“Why do you so have your panties in a bunch about this Chip?”

“This is just harrassment pure and simple, which is all you know how to do, and yes, I repeat, you are a totalitarian!!!”

“I’m going to request mediation. This article seems desperately to need it.”

And so it goes. As to the actual claim that Harrington originated the term, I was able to pin down that citation and find it online with Google Books…here (chap. 2, pg. 55)…it’s E.J. Dionne opining about things, and to my disappointment there’s no reference or supporting evidence to this. There isn’t even a citation to any specific Harrington work. For all I know, Dionne may be simply opining about Harrington’s authorship itself.

While the New Left was rebelling at liberalism’s left flank, a group of intellectuals who shared some of the New Left’s skepticism began a revolt on liberalism’s right. The revolt of the neoconservatives was far more successful, and they continue to have a powerful impact on American politics.

Neoconservatives initially rebelled against the label neoconservative. They didn’t even invent it; the late Michael Harrington, a democratic socialist, did. Harrington’s intent was to make clear that a group including many who called themselves liberal was in fact a movement of newly conservative ex-liberals. The label eventually stuck because it was so apt — and because over time, so many of the neoconservatives came to accept that they were conservatives after all. By the 1980s, in any event, the term conservative was anything but an insult. Irving Kristol, often described as the movement’s “godfather,” was one of the first to accept the label. He described himslf as “the only living and self-confessed neoconservative, at large or in captivity.” Conceding that political labeling was more a leftist than a conservative craft, Kristol said that conservatives sometims had to live with the handiwork of their foes. “The sensible course, therefore, is to take your label, claim it as your own, and run with it,” Kristol declared. He and his comrades did just that.

Neoconservatism has received so much attention because it was one of the clearest signs of a realignment in American politics. Neoconservatism represented the defection of an important and highly articulate group of liberals to the other side. Precisely because they knew liberalism from the inside, the neoconservatives were often more effective than the old conservatives at explaining what was wrong with the liberal creed. And on many issues, the neoconservatives were right or partly right — and usually interesting even when they were wrong.

Okay, so the word describes Irving Kristol, albeit with his own consent and even with his own participation. The hatred and resentment against those evil Jooooooooos pops up yet again. Well there are other things popping up yet again. As I noted before, neocons have some voice in our policy, a voice thought now to be in the winter of it’s existence. They are Jewish, they are affluent, and what I find to be most telling is that they used to be democrats. Usage of the term says more about the person using it than the person being described by it, so the spirit cloaked under the term is one of loathing, probably resentment over the switchover.

It’s kind of like how Clarence Thomas is loathed much more than Antonin Scalia even though, as far as the persons doing the loathing are concerned, the two justices rule the same way. Thomas is black. He’s thought to be guilty of some kind of betrayal that doesn’t apply to the Italian-American justice. So I guess the only way the Jews can be tolerated by the hard-left democrats, is if the Jews vote the way they’re supposed to…if they “know their place,” you might say.

Once they slither under the barbed wire, peel off that yellow star, and go voting where they aren’t supposed to be voting…they get called “neocons.”

Interestingly, it sounds like a portmanteau involving “neo-Nazi.” If Nazi tendencies have anything to do with this term, they underly the usage of it. It’s a classic case of projection.

There are individuals in mind for this term, and that’s what makes it really unique. It was used specifically to refer to Irving Kristol, as Dionne pointed out; to the extent I can do any of what’s called “research,” it seems formulated more to refer to Podhoretz, at least in the written sources I find. Out on the street, meanwhile, it looks like a reference to Paul Wolfowitz.

In context of the 2008 elections, it is a challenge to the Wolfowitz Doctrine. It invites a debate on this…which would be worthwhile…but it doesn’t really invite debate at all. It smears, it slanders, it gives people instructions about what to think.

It is a word-weapon brandished by socialists. It is a machinery deployed to rope the peacenik hippies, the stoners, the antisemites and the reverse-racists into the big tent of socialism.

These are interesting times, aren’t they?

You call someone a “socialist” and you can take it to the bank, someone’s going to insist on a long, drawn-out debate about the precise meaning of what you just called them, even though it’s unnecessary because it’s pretty well-established what a socialist is. You call someone a “neocon,” and we aren’t supposed to discuss that at all, even though there’s next-to-no agreement about what that word means.

Best Sentence XVIII

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Last month I shamelessly plugged this blog’s pages in a thread over on Pajamas Media, under a point/counterpoint article saying that an abortion was no more destructive to the rights of any other being, than ordering a cheeseburger with fries. My point was that this mindset was applicable in some way to just about every issue we’re arguing about now. There’s always a perspective someone wants to take on things, that starts with a premise that we are not glorious beings put in a glorious environment to fulfill a glorious purpose.

And the mindset slithers around and knots itself up into a messy ball of faux-logic, arriving at a conclusion having to do with “rights.” Well before ‘fessing up to this jaundiced view of our higher existential purpose, or lack thereof. And by the way, “every issue” means pretty much that. Abortion: We aren’t here to do much of anything, and so the mother has a right to terminate her pregnancy. All who dare to assert something else, or even to question this, must be shouted down. God in schools: We’ve got to get Him out of there. Intelligent Design must be pulled out of the science course, and put in the philosophy course, if it is to be put anywhere at all. Minimum wage: Nobody’s work is really that much more important than anybody else’s, so the services least in economic demand must be forced up to a certain level. Gun rights: You do not have a right or responsibility to protect your own family, that’s what 911 is for, and so you must surrender your guns, or at least register them so they can be taken away later. Torture: If the CIA is indeed protecting us from anyone, and this must be doubted everlastingly without any resolution one way or t’other, they must not resort to torture in what they do. No matter what. Death penalty: We must not do it, end of story. As for the guy who killed someone and the specific act that ended up putting him on that gurney, well, that’ll happen from time to time; but the important thing is the state must not kill to show that killing is wrong, even though it is.

All these people start from the axiom that no Higher Power put us here to accomplish anything more important than ourselves. Which must result in, in fact I would argue is a consequence of, the idea that life has but one purpose, and that is to be happy. They start out from that philosophical landmark, and trudge along a well-worn path to some magical valley filled to the brim with all these must‘s. You don’t know whether to laugh or cry. They strive for a life with fewer rules in it — they end up just like Gulliver tethered down to the sandy beach by all those Lilliputians. The conundrum of self-contradiction is obvious.

I’ve expressed this over and over again, to the point where I’m like a broken record. I’ve just not been able to find a way to do it in a single sentence.

But someone named “James” did. On September 26 at 8:52 PM. Using the rhetorical question, thereby pulling down the latest Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) award.

As an atheist who lives an evidence- and reason-based life, would you be kind enough to give me the scientific proof for the existence of human rights?

Ding ding ding. Certificate, trophy, medallion…coupon for dinner-for-two at Black Angus…whatever. You covered everything, before you reached the first dot. WELL done.

Meanwhile, let us inspect the monotheists like me who believe in a “sky fairy” toiling away with our silly taboos. Somehow, we seem to be the only ones left with the ability to truly intellectually open a “must” to question and scrutiny. And this is a very surprising thing. To doubt the existence of God or any other deity, is supposed to be a precursor of reasoned thinking. In fact, it is supposed to be a result of that. It’s supposed to lead to a “free” life, with fewer rules in it. How can it not? Here’s this entity constructed for the purpose of telling people what to do, with omnipotent authority, and you just got rid of it. And you’d think that’s exactly the way it works.

Here’s the rub, though. In real life, it’s completely opposite from that. Atheists cannot question the must, anymore than you can bend your elbow backward, touching your middle finger to the tip of your shoulder blade. The parts just don’t bend that way. Us sky-fairy-believers have our set of “musts”…all the atheists can do, is dismiss those outright, and maybe go to some length to be seen dismissing, so they can chalk up some kind of atheist-brownie-points. As for the atheists’ own “musts” — and they do seem to have a whole wheelbarrow full of them, compared to us — those pretty much just stand, self-evident. There’s no ensuing debate about them. The atheist will not, and cannot, participate in an exploration of where they lead…or from where they came. They simply are. It is an astoundingly anti-intellectual mental state to assume, for one that is supposed to be derived purely of reason and fact. Think, again, about Gulliver staked down on the beach.

If I choose not to believe in the atheist’s “must,” it’s just further evidence that I’m intellectually underpowered. These are really genuinely oppressive “musts” because they test the intellect, rather than the other way around. Gulliver can’t squirm, Gulliver can’t wriggle.

This is the paradox. We have the instinct to live free lives. But we can only do this by being religious. Which means, ultimately, that we have been tasked to achieve something glorious, of such a great magnitude that we can’t comprehend what it is, by a consciousness with greater authority and importance than what we possess ourselves.

To repudiate that, is to repudiate freedom.

Media Dishonesty Matters

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

I was skimming over this great list of lying liars that was linked from Tom the Impaler, and strangely, it was in that exact instant that #24 began to be interviewed by my local radio guys.

No, I didn’t call. A pirhana might think a prairie dog a tasty treat, but predators should stick to their chosen territory. A liar our thirty-ninth President may be, but he’s still a smart man, and the Lord of the Sound Bite which I’m not.

But I would love to see something done to take this guy down. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if a class of sixth- or seventh-graders was assigned to study the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution for two solid weeks…and then on Friday, sit down as a group and come up with twenty-five phrases that have something to do with what America is all about. With the text of those two documents fresh in their minds, get a good list of twenty-five things going.

And then, that Friday afternoon, Jimmy Carter is invited to address the class — and is presented with this question. You’ve said repeatedly that the current President is a disaster for the country. What do you, President Carter, envision as the ideals of that country?

Monday morning, the class cross-references the terms Carter used in his answer, against the list they drew up. Come up with an overlap. Make it a percentage. The results go on the innernets.

I venture to say we’d never hear from the windbag again.

He’s just not talking about what we call “America.” He’s talking about something else.