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Palin Facts

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Via RockThrowingPheasant, commenting on IMAO. Palin Facts.

Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.
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Sarah Palin was kicked off Survivor for killing a man and eating his entrails.
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Sarah Palin is actually Kaiser So[z]e.
Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
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Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.
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Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about.
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We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris – Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
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It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

Well, I can’t speak for all of the other straight-white-male knuckledraggers with closets full of “Thompson For President” and “Re-Defeat Communism in 2008” tee shirts. But before the week is out, I think someone needs to construct a Male Chauvinist Pig church, so that by Sunday I have a place I can go to confess my sins. I’ve been rootin’ for a girl to take over the country non-stop since Friday morning; and in so doing I have been laying down a very poor example for other sexist pigs to follow.

Just in general, it bugs me when I’m accused of things, and I don’t properly set aside the time and energy necessary to make sure I’m guilty of whatever it is. Perhaps, somewhere, there’s some other female I can belittle, objectify, and whose accomplishments I can ignore and deny. But I’ve failed miserably at doing that with Alaska’s Governor, as have all other conservative Republicans, apparently. She’s just completely set this campaign on fire. Where’s the sexism?

Ah…I’ll just look at the liberal democrats if I want to find some. Some of the real angry kind.

Conservatives Don’t Support Palin Because She’s a Mother

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

So says Liz Trotta.

Reminds me of those people in southern states who won’t support Obama because he’s black.

Can’t speak for anyone else — but I hear this stuff, and at first it sounds reasonable. After all, they say “there are people who”; not that all conservatives are like this, but just that there are some. And so I tentatively believe it. And when I echo back that I’m only tenatively believing it…that I’m leaving it open for question…I get back this breath-sucking righteous indignation. I dare question it???

And so because of that, I end up not believing it. After all, it’s just been shown — this crapola gets passed around without anyone participating having directly met anybody like that. Which is a process of imagining there are boogeymen around. Believing in a bunch of bullshit because some other good liberal toldja to.

Maybe left-wingers feel comfortable with that, but I don’t.

I’m a little wistful about how Megyn Kelly should’ve conducted this. She did a great job ordering the stop & back-up-the-truck, but it would have been good to get the five W’s in there. Where have you heard this, Liz? From how many people? In what setting? Oh yeah, I get the thirty-thousand-foot answer: “Some conservatives.” Just, if we could tighten that bolt down to torque specs, or in that direction.

I wonder if Trotta would’ve been prepared for such a thing. Can’t imagine her having the balls to appear on live television if the answer is no; but I’d love to have heard what was cooked up if the answer is yes.

H/T to Allahpundit at HotAir, who tacks this on to the end:

As [Jeff] Goldstein notes, the “new feminism” takes a dim view of Republican women straying too far from the nursery.

And do check that one out, because Goldstein has a transcript up of the Larry King program, an exchange between left-wing talk radio host Ed Schultz and former Republican Congresswoman Susan Molinari. An excerpt…

SCHULTZ: Actually, today on my show, I took only phone calls…

MOLINARI: Oh my gosh.

SANCHEZ: Wow.

SCHULTZ: from women and they are not happy with them.

MOLINARI: So every — so every person out there who has an unwanted pregnancy in their family is a result of bad mothering? Wow. That’s really bold to say that.

SCHULTZ: Don’t tell me she’s a role model.

MOLINARI: Come on…

SCHULTZ: You know, most professional gardeners have a really nice yard, you know what I mean?

Uh huh. I think I getcha.

If you like to form bigoted notions about people really quickly, but want to cover it up so nobody thinks poorly of you, you become a liberal. Then you get yourself a radio show.

This One, My Poor Li’l Brain Will Have to Have Explained

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

…maybe I should add it to the Things I Don’t Get page. Blogger friend Phil sends along in an off-line, a photo I’m sure most folks have already seen, which he’s way to classy to put up at his site. But hey, we’re bottom-feeders over here.

And the original photo is here. The guy who owns it has asked that the original not be used at another guy’s site, which presumably means he doesn’t want it displayed anywhere else. I’ll respect that weird, bizarre request. But the young lady who owns the body, has been mailing out copies of the ‘shopped image to “everyone she knows.”

“Doctor Casino” adds, regarding said modified image that you do in fact see above:

This was just posted on a message board that I frequent by user “am0n.” I had no hand in its creation and am ambivalent at best about the firestorm of Photoshopping the face of Sarah Palin onto things. However, I like this one because it actually kind of sums up the reasons why one might be suspicious of Sarah Palin.

Elizabeth has begun excitedly forwarding this to everyone she knows. She expressed some concern for how convincingly Palin’s 44-year-old head fits onto her own 23-year-old body, but I think this is just to the credit of the Photoshopper in question. [emphasis mine]

Someone clue me in, please.

I might be suspicious of Sarah Palin because…she holds air pellet guns? Or she seems to be born to wear American flag themed swimwear? Or she has a face that looks natural when grafted on to an image of a young lady who looks good in a bathing suit holding an air pellet gun?

Secondarily, I’d really like to hear from Elizabeth about this. Is she in agreement with Doctor C on all the above? Why turn down that other poor guy who wanted to post the original photo on his site, and then begin “excitedly forwarding [the altered image] to everyone she knows”? Does this, perhaps, tie in with the reasons one should be suspicious of Gov. Palin? Are we allowed to pretend Sarah Palin wore a flag bikini and posed with a pellet gun, but we’re not allowed to know as a fact that this Elizabeth person did so? What’s the prob?

Is this perhaps connected with that strategy we were observing this morning

Repeat ANYTHING or raise false concern over ANYTHING and it is likely to be planted in the conscious/subconscious of many voters….One more doubt (whether tied to reality or not) is another hesitation at the ballot box.

Speaking just for myself, if I didn’t already want to vote for Palin’s ticket, this would make me want to do so. If I thought it was real. Maybe even if I knew it wasn’t. And I don’t think I’m alone on that one.

I’ve noticed this before about some photogenic young women. Whether they’re putting their lovely curves on display, or dressing a bit more modestly, some of them seem to get it in their heads that when they’re tired of the attention they can just give a hand signal or something, and everyone on the seven continents will simultaneously stop looking at the photographs. It’s a little scary. But — back to the subect at hand. How is this supposed to scandalize Gov. Palin in any way? Even if it was genuine? What is it, the swimsuit or the gun? Or both?

Update:
Some guy named gvanderleun, and I’m pretty sure I have a good idea who that might be, lifted the words out of this post and dropped them in front of Doctor C. Who responds as if he might not be appreciative. Who’d a-thunk that.

Would point out to gvanderleun (or the person s[he] quotes) that there is some confusion apparently: Elizabeth is the one excitedly forwarding things; I was the one who turned down the “other poor guy.”

This also doesn’t compute:

“The guy who owns it has asked that the original not be used at another guy’s site, which presumably means he doesn’t want it displayed anywhere else. I’ll respect that weird, bizarre request.”

1) Again, the logical leap from turning down one guy to “which presumably means he doesn’t want it displayed anywhere else.” No, not the case, never stated as such – you are putting words in my mouth and basing your argument on that.
2) “Weird, bizarre request” – what does that mean? Even if I had said I didn’t want my photo used anywhere else, what on earth is so weird or bizarre about that? Flickr in fact has settings built in to make it difficult to download users’ photos, so this is apparently not an unpopular position. Actually, the entire notion of copyright is based on similar positions – not “weird” or “bizarre” but in fact quite commonplace, whether you agree with it or not.

It’s actually pretty simple. I turned down Xah Lee because his site seemed at first glance to be mostly given towards cheesecake/softcore images of the flag. I wasn’t sure Elizabeth would appreciate a photo of her wearing a flag bikini (as a joke) and posing with a rifle (also as a joke) being featured in this way.

The (unauthorized) reuse of the image by anonymous parties for the Sarah Palin project, whatever its other pitfalls, doesn’t fit the same bill. It’s not intended to titillate, and it’s in fact considerably closer to the original intention of the moment and photograph thereof – an ironic sendup of a certain slice of American culture that celebrates both guns and superficial flag-waving. (The irony would be instantly apparent to anyone who knows Elizabeth; I would point out as well that up until yesterday, the majority of my photo-blog’s readership consisted of such people!)

Elizabeth can post to this space if she feels like it; that’s up to her, but don’t think she owes you or anybody else an explanation of a photo taken four years ago whose fame comes from being used by somebody else, with nobody’s permission, for political purposes.

So there ya have it. I wonder “aloud,” so to speak, why someone balks at having their photo displayed at some web sites (even though it’s prominently displayed, on the web, at other sites) and that’s the same as insisting I am owed an explanation.

I think this (young!) fellow, along with all his friends, needs a private intranet. He doesn’t seem clear on the concept that when an image is made public, that right there is, in the minds of many, consent to reproduce the digital image, as desired, on a whim. To get technical about it, simply displaying it on a monitor is a bit-by-bit reproduction, automatically. That’s why I consider his request weird and bizarre. Kind of like slashing open the feather pillow on a high mountaintop on a windy spring day, and expecting as soon as all the fun is had, the feathers should be gathered up and stuck back in the pillowcase. It simply isn’t realistic.

On his “ironic sendup” — I read that as a virtual elbow in the ribs. Except I don’t really get it, because I think waving the flag is virtuous, as is showing the proper respect to a firearm or facsimile thereof. But I suppose from the young man’s comments that I’m intruding on a domain in which my opinion is not needed or desired, and this is offensive to him. Which just goes to underscore my previous point. He doesn’t need Flickr. He needs a private network, I think.

Update 9/3/08: Wayne1961 speaks for us, regarding the ‘shopped image that supposedly “kind of sums up the reasons why one might be suspicious of Sarah Palin”:

For me the photo “sums up” one of the many reasons I adore Sarah Palin. A gun-toting conservative Republican who’s also a fox (photoshopped or not) is my idea of heaven.

I don’t know Doctor Casino’s age. He’s male, single, very much into photography and appears to be accomplished at it. But to me, he kind of sums up all the reasons why one might not place faith in the decision making of single males in their early 20’s.

1. Because yes it is an echoing of the “victory at cost of truth” paradigm…quoting one more time…

Repeat ANYTHING or raise false concern over ANYTHING and it is likely to be planted in the conscious/subconscious of many voters….One more doubt (whether tied to reality or not) is another hesitation at the ballot box.

It’s a treacherous business to be rejecting facts so casually. Opinions are the things that are formed from facts, and decisions are the things we make after we form our opinions. For a falsified image to “kind of sum up the reasons why one might” make a decision, would be the essence of political satire; but we suspect, with some measure of confidence, this is much closer to propaganda in which the falsified image is calculated to kind of manufacture “the reasons one might” make that decision.

2. Doctor C is dripping with false-consensus fallacy, and all the problems attendant to that fallacy. This is by his own admission. In the person of Wayne1961 and others, it runs into the inherent flaw of false-consensus, that the argument falls apart when one steps out of the cloister. To put it simply — and this is what Doctor C seems to have been working at avoiding addressing — there really isn’t anything scandalous about a lady wearing a bathing suit, especially when she is as appealing as friend Elizabeth. (John Hawkins seems to disagree on that note; guess my standards aren’t as lofty.) Also, to many among us, there really isn’t anything derogatory about guns, especially air pellet guns, especially air pellet guns brandished by nice looking ladies. If Doctor C’s motivation is, indeed, propaganda, the bad logic of false consensus has a great shot at defeating it because I strongly suspect there are more people in the camp of Wayne1961 and myself, who think the fake photo mocks up a package of assets, than people in Doctor C’s camp, who might think it presents liabilities.

3. It is not what I’d call a “logical leap from turning down one guy to ‘which presumably means he doesn’t want it displayed anywhere else.'” It is simple common courtesy. Doctor C, and/or Elizabeth, didn’t want unlimited circulation of the original photo — or appeared to not want it — and so I respected their wishes. This is another thing I see guys in their early to mid twenties do, quite a lot. Someone is left to try to infer what their wishes are, and in the process of inferring, we have somehow dealt them some sort of insult.

4. Regardless of whether I inferred correctly or not, it is quite clear that the photoshopped image is blessed for unlimited circulation while the original image is not. There’s some logic to this from Doctor C’s perspective, as he is not responsible for the photoshop, but does have a hand in creating the original. But there is a certain lack of clarity about the expectations, and there seems to be an ongoing effort taking place in continuing to enshroud the expectations in obscurity. Anyone undertaking to document what exactly is going on with this bit of propaganda, is going to have to post a reproduction of the original image alongside the photoshop (and it’s been done, by now, many times). As Phil points out in the comment section of this post,

Mmmm…. I have a flickr account — I’m an amateur photographer. And I get his point. There are copyright notifications on flickr, and your works are kind of your babies sometimes. You don’t want to lose control of your work.

An irrational expectation, in this case, cloaked in the disguise of a reasonable and understandable desire that will find sympathy in many. The only places the modified image will be proliferated, where the original will not, are offerings provided by a) persons who seek to confuse; b) useful idiots who are so confused; and c) people who go to absurd lengths to extend common courtesy in accommodating Doctor C’s wishes about the original photograph — like me.

5. And the final point is the kind of a rhetorical question that deals damage to anyone who strays, accidentally or deliberately, from the avenue of truth. I’m not the first one to ask it, and sorry, I can’t remember where I saw it first. It’s such a natural that it really doesn’t matter what the origin is. And it is this: If there really is a reason why one might be suspicious of Sarah Palin and it has a hint of legitimacy about it — why not just find the dang ol’ genuine picture of Palin in a bathing suit? It’s getting to the point, now, where you’d better find it soon. This is turning into self-parody. As Doctor C points out, the “urban legend” site Snopes has now picked up on this. So now it’s part of electoral history…those hostile to Palin went on a witch-hunt to try to find bikini pics, and eventually had to start photoshopping the pics together because they couldn’t find the genuine articles. Meanwhile, horndogs like me are looking forward to the genuine articles, should they ever be found, ready to become more enthused about voting for the McCain/Palin ticket should they ever arise.

Can there possibly be a more brilliant illustration of failure in the pantheon of slime campaigns?

I Will Not Eat Them On a Plane, I Will Not Eat Them On a Train

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Via Dr. Melissa Clouthier, we learn of yet another Sarah Palin thing, which is yet another left-winger making herself into a complete ass, this time on democrat Underground (dU).

“JVS” wants attention, and I think we should all be happy to oblige.

When I am among secular people I will attack her for being a religious zealot. When I am among people from church, I will attack her for being of a heterodox denomination. When I am among liberals I will attack her for her conservative views. When I am among conservatives I will attack her for her for anything they are prove to view as shortcomings in ideology. When I am among women, I will deride the obvious pandering of her nomination and the fact that McCain must not think much of womens’ intelligence, when I am among conservative men who dislike women in authority, I will rub their noses in it.

If I can attack her for opposite reasons over the course of an afternoon, I will consider it an accomplishment.

Same goes for Johnny Boy.

Now sure, that’s just one comment out of the entire thread, and it’s unique in showing so much candor about the tactics engaged…but this person is not unique in engaging them, and that’s got a lot to do with why I think it deserves as much attention as possible.

Also, I’m wondering about the “…when I am among conservative men who dislike women in authority, I will rub their noses in it.” I wish I could find out how many times that’s come up. How often that particular battle plan has been tried. How well it’s worked.

I have the impression, and I can’t prove it, that this is most of what we call the “blogosphere”: Men, who’ve been raised from infancy in a society determined to mitigate every single sexual disparity deemed beneficial to males, and leave the disparities beneficial to females standing — enlarged, even. Fathers battling a perverse school-and-pharmaceutical system that is bound and determined to drug their sons into some kind of virtual girlhood, by medicating away any trait that has the audicity to dangle out there and be masculine. Men who’ve been through at least one divorce, and understand the court system that presents its purpose as one of making sure all the bills are paid after the marriage is dissolved, really doesn’t care too much about that in the final analysis, and instead is simply there to make sure that when all the dust has settled the guy doesn’t have any money left. Or visitation rights either. Men who have seen, with their own eyes, what kinds of exploding industries labor onward, day in and day out, to make sure men are replaceable and disposable — medical industries, legal industries, educational industries, entertainment industries.

Men who have watched people of both sexes become less courageous, through the decades. Less curious. Less resourceful. Less capable of solving unorthodox problems when a step-by-step script isn’t within arms’ reach. Less gun-friendly. Less likely to feel that tingle of excitement when a remote-control device is visible or available. Less likely to want to pee off a bridge and hit a leaf floating in the stream, or to understand why someone else would want to.

In short, men who have the personal experience to understand something is terribly wrong. Men who can see people are changing, within a relatively short time, and it isn’t good.

That matters, because over the course of several years, I’ve learned this is all you have to do, and all you have to be, to stand accused of the charge of “dislik[ing] women in authority.” You don’t really have to have any complaints about a woman boss, or for that matter, have ever in your life worked for a female boss. Any rejection of Hillary Clinton, at all, will do the trick. (That’s probably why they had to hold a four-day convention in Denver just to keep Barack Obama out of the club of “conservative men who dislike women in authority.”)

So if I’m right about the blogosphere being mostly men in this club — I dunno about that, but it seems our written prose is more bloated than most others, for some reason, so it appears to be true — it’s a particularly worthwhile question to ask.

Is there anyone anywhere — out of anyone who is male, or female & anti-feminist, and who finds Sarah Palin’s politics appealing — nurturing some simmering resentment against her because she’s female. I mean, out of anyone with a voice on the innerwebs, since the story broke Friday morning…one person???

I ask because, since 1971, I’ve been continually told this is an epidemic condition.

In JVS, we have someone specifically looking for someone like this.

And within that loathsome construct that is the conservative male who actually appreciates it when his lady brings him a cold beer…the pot-belly…the knuckle-dragger…the wife-beater-tee-shirt-wearer…the guy who drags car parts into the living room and fiddles with them in front of the teevee — so far, all I’ve seen for Gov. Palin is acceptance, wild enthusiasm, and something that almost borders on some kind of love. Not so much a schoolboy crush. More like the love a man has for a plate of samriches after he’s been left to starve for a very, very long time, to the point where he has to wonder how much longer he can go on, and then left to starve a little bit more.

Maybe what JVS is showing is the mirror-image opposite of that kind of love. With one exception — I think she cares just a little bit more that Palin has a vagina. From what I’ve seen so far, us spark-plug-polishing knuckle-draggers regard that as an object of mild interest, nothing more. We’re just as pleased as punch Gov. Palin came along when she did. To us, she proves it’s always darkest before the dawn.

And it would seem the apocrypha of the male who despises female authority has been lent a voice, for a generation or more, more sweeping, strident and shrill than its substance would merit.

Update: Via Ace of Spades HQ, via Rick, we find out about more.

122. What many here don’t understand. It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. RUMOR IS TRUTH.

The modern laws of media hype and political warfare have a useful tenet:

Repeat ANYTHING or raise false concern over ANYTHING and it is likely to be planted in the conscious/subconscious of many voters.

If people start to think that there might be something fishy with Palin’s last kid (if hers), then that’s FINE. One more doubt (whether tied to reality or not) is another hesitation at the ballot box.

GET WITH THE PROGRAM PEOPLE. The “rising above it” bullshit has served us so well in the past, hasn’t it?

If you have problems with the story, then STFU and get out of the way of Dems who are engaged in MODERN POLITICAL WARFARE. Go tend your garden or some other pedestrian task, because the “concern trolls” are not helping shape the message.

J

Actually, on that last point, I think I kind of missed that one. Classy libs.

I repeated the excerpt exactly as Rick had it because it seems the thread has been taken down. Can’t imagine why.

In the Tank

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Okay, bandwagoneers, you win. They’re in the sidebar, up at the tippy-top. See?

Let’s just be clear though, that party support is pencilled in. And the record should show my support because of her. NOT him.

Having said that though…I’ve never disagreed with any of you on the point that if The Messiah wins, we are screwed. SCREWED. We’ve got to do whatever it takes to keep that from happening.

Cynical and Condescending

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Anytime you see anyone, anywhere, using either one of those two words to describe John McCain’s selection of Sarah Palin as his running mate — if that person didn’t say exactly the same thing about the democrat party choosing Nancy Pelosi as the incoming House Speaker, and that person probably did not, then you’re reading the words of a partisan hack. Whether the partisan hack wants to admit it or not.

And that garbage is all over the innerwebs this weekend. It seems the left has an exclusive license to put the names of women on things, even the names of highly ineffectual, lazy women, to suck up votes. It is their private dominion.

I stand by my words at Brutally Honest:

They run up a woman, they act like they invented womens’ rights. Hell — they act like they invented women. Republicans put a woman on the ticket, and suddenly that’s a sign the Republicans “know they’ve lost.”

The only possible conclusion to draw is that liberals feel they own women. Not at all unlike the guy who cheats on his girlfriend, and then when she gets tired of him and hooks up with someone new, says “If I can’t have you nobody can.”

Come to think of it — exactly like that.

Like Diogenes searching for an honest man, I’m looking for the liberal who wants to engage in an honest, free-form, even-playing-field discourse examining, with intellectual sincerity, the achievements of the Governor of Alaska who’s been in office nineteen months, versus the achievements of the House Speaker who’s been in office nineteen months. Leave the bumper sticker slogans and sound bites from Howard YEEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! Dean at home, and just compare those two stewardships. Problems fixed…people unified…approval ratings sustained. Then get back to me on which female-selection was cynical, desperate, bald-faced, sneaky, pandering, deceptive, superficial, cheap, calculated and condescending.

Had I not already been inspecting their behavior for a few years, I’d start to seriously think that liberals are simply opposed to solving problems. As it is, this is just frosting on the cake, for I’ve had that figured out for some time now.