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Memo For File XI

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006

Memo For File XI

There is an urban legend that Champagne was invented by mistake, much like the glue in Post-It Notes.

I just did something like that. I was looking for a scene from Mary Tyler Moore (1970), the episode where Ted Baxter’s kid is pulling down poor grades in school. Ted and wife are in the cafeteria or breakroom of…something. I don’t remember what. They’re discussing what, in the educational process, could possibly be broken. An old man comes over, and I remember this old man was played by some distinguished character actor, can’t remember who. He says “excuse me, I couldn’t help overhearing the problem you’re having with your son’s school performance. And I just wanted you to know, these situations aren’t at all uncommon. They happen all the time. And sometimes the cause is very simple. And it’s amazing. Nobody ever thinks of it!”

Ted says “Oh, yeah? Like what?”

The old man says, “the kid could be stupid!”

And my parents got the biggest gut-chuckle out of this, even when seeing it on a re-run. It really hit home for them.

Hmmm…

Well anyway, I was doing a Google trying to track down information about this episode. This is a lot harder than you might think. I did find the website of this guy who calls himself “NYC Educator.” He makes reference to the scene here.

Kind of interesting. Disagrees with me about the New York Times thingy. He’s got a lot of lefty-loosey blogs in his blogroll, liberal halfwits like Huffington Post and Atrios. But he shows a capacity for coming up with his own ideas, and he seems to appreciate that something is busted and needs attention. The content of his website is strewn with righty-tighty ideas, like, when the kids/parents are just-plain-not-trying, maybe someone should recognize that…and that the right thing to do with a bad teacher, is to get that teacher fired.

He seems to think he’s for unions. I suspsect there’s much more to be reconciled between their vision and his, than he thinks. In the final analysis, I think he’s worth watching, because I like to get information from the inside of the educational system on what’s not quite working.

Meanwhile, the identity of the old man continues to elude me. Some things are amazingly profound through their amazing simplicity. What the old man said, is one of them. I’ll keep looking…

Godspeed to WAR

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

Godspeed to WAR

Wide-Awakes Radio (WAR), brainchild of Kender McGowan at Kender’s Musings, has a launch date of…today. An impressive crew of opinionated bloggers has been cobbled together, including friends Misha at Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, Jay at Stop the ACLU, and others.

Hope you had a great day at the office, lads. Looks like you had more umpshun than would fit in your gumpshun. Glad to see the interest is there. May it grow.

Imitation is the Sincerest Form XI

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

Imitation is the Sincerest Form XI

At the beginning of June I posted a windy essay that included a lengthy encapsulation of selected…um…bull squeeze that purports to capture the spirit of how America is “seen” around the world. I used the phrase “we are seen” to cast my net over this stuff, observed how unexectedly well that simple phraseology worked for this purpose, and noticed there were somewhere in the neighborhood of a million hits on this codswallop. Then, I carved out a generous slice of data space from the “innernets” to reinterate just a tiny sliver of what I had found, and made the following commentary about the abundance, the consistency, and the content:

There is a point to all this, and it isn’t a pretty one. When you say something is “seen” a certain way, you may pack a powerful punch in intimidating people toward your point-of-view, but you prove very little. What you’re really saying is that someone, somewhere, whether you name them or not, has a certain opinion. And this says, precisely, nothing.
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Give me an opinion, no matter how nonsensical you make it out to be, someone, somewhere, has that opinion. To point out simply that someone has it, therefore, is tantamount to saying nothing at all. Not that someone isn’t willing to waste time and breath pointing it out anyway. I have an impressive collection up there of “we are seen” quotes. It is just scratching the surface, believe me.

We here at The Blog That Nobody Reads are pleased to have made the acquaintance of Good Lieutenant who maintains Mein Blogovault you see off in the sidebar, and it would appear he first learned about us from that post.

Now, I don’t know if Christopher Hitchens reads my blog. I would suspect hardly anybody does. But how else do you explain this gem which appeared this morning in The Examiner? It would appear that what has been getting under my skin, has been doubly irritating to Mr. Hitchens…

Here�s what I want to know, and here�s why I want to know it. At what point in history, exactly, did the Pew Center decide that it knew how to measure world opinion?

I ask this because almost every week I seem to read a study of how the rest of the globe thinks (or at any rate feels) about the United States. The polls in this country are unreliable enough and are often used to measure intangibles, such as “approval ratings,” which is why there is so much fluctuation within and between them. But who�s doing the random samples in Somalia and Tajikistan and Ecuador?

I ask because these polls tend to inform Americans that the rest of the world has a decidedly low view of them. That this is true in large parts of the Middle East, and among large swathes of European intellectuals, is something that I can already tell you from experience.

I’ve been robbed, but I’m not calling the police. I’m quite flattered.

As an afterthought, I would add that if you were to ask me the worldwide approval rating of, let us say, Chad…or Monaco…or Paraguay…or Mongolia, or Indonesia, or Somalia, or Belgium…I would not know. I, furthermore, would not have the slightest clue where you could find out such a thing, nor would I have any idea where & how you could stay abreast of such a statistic on an ongoing basis. Furthermore, if you were to sound off on some grievance you have against any one of the above countries, I’m completely ignorant on where you could go to air it, to be put in touch with others who have similar grievances. And I certainly don’t know how you can get your disaffected opinion into print, in the form of a poll result.

The United States is spay-shul, in that regard. I guess. Not sure who decides these things.

Welcome to our birthday party. You’d better bring a present, if you want a slice of the cake.

Must-Tards VIII

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

Must-Tards VIII

Via BSAlert.com, we learn about a church in Memphis, TN that has used $2.5 million to build a Statue of Liberty to be unveiled today. But you see, this one is special.

The Statue of Liberation looks a lot like the Statue of Liberty, but the famous torch is replaced by a cross. Instead of the inscription about giving the lady the tired and poor, there are Roman numerals for the Ten Commandments.

Some people in the community are eager for the $2.5 million statue’s unveiling.

11-year-old Evelyn Douglass isn’t one of them. She says the Statue of Liberty represents the United States and the cross represents a specific religion. In her words, “It’s not right that they are mixing the two.”

It appears the statue cost $260,000, not $2.5 million.

The Miss Douglass quoted in the article is in good company here. Very good company. A lot of Americans agree with her. Your FARK comments follow…

  • Wow, that basically ruined my holiday. I hope someone blows it up.
  • As if we needed further proof that people who believe in a big invisible dude in the sky are stupid.
  • �When facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.� – Sinclair Lewis
  • Whoever decided to build this is NOT a Christian in my book.
  • Well, at least she’s performing the proper salute with her right arm.
  • That’s disgusting. Where’s the tough shit law when you need it?
  • As you can see, Miss Douglass is pretty far from being a lone voice in the wilderness.

    I’m sorry for that.

    You see, on this proclamation that the $2.5 million or $260,000 could have been spent on other things, I am more-or-less in agreement. Where I disagree, is the idea that it is worth commenting-upon. Not right that they are mixing the two…not right in what way? Were these taxpayer funds? Nobody, anywhere, seems to be saying so.

    Not right…okay, so what if we were to knock this statue down, and I were to make, say, a ten-inch replica of it, with the cross and the Commandments, and put it in my living room. Would that be “not right”?

    What is scarier to American freedom, might I ask. The statue itself, or a suggestion that someone in authority should be able to come along, waggle a finger, and with a tut-tut and a cluck-cluck, haul the statue away with instructions to put up a different image less offensive to those-in-the-know?

    The statue is the church’s business. It starts out being that, but is being made, with a lot of tsk-tsking, into everybody else’s. Hm, you know, that’s not the America I know. In the America I know, people put up statues and signs, and the statues and signs remain the business of the person putting ’em up…not everybody else’s. There are lots of countries you can go to, where everything everybody does is everybody else’s business. Not here.

    I put up a statue saying America is all about Christianity…or that it’s all about nightclubbing…or that it’s all about Hooters…or that it’s all about Coco Puffs and Saturday morning cartoons. It’s all the same. It’s free speech.

    If one of those examples is to be lifted upward in to a special eschelon of Offensive Stuff That Must Be Hauled Away, because someone likes to believe in a religion of There-Is-No-Gawd and my statue gets in the way of that…you know what? That, right there, is a violation of the First Amendment. “…or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.” It’s in there. Look it up.

    Except, this transgression of free speech is scarier than all the others…we happen to be closest to enshrining that one into law.

    Neal’s Challenge

    Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

    Neal’s Challenge

    Neal Boortz, not one known for frequent updates to his website during holidays, has seen fit to update his page today. And what an interesting commentary he has for us.

    Now, in 2006, Americans are far more dependent on and oppressed by the Imperial Federal Government of the United States than they ever were by Great Britain. The level of taxation is higher, and the level of government interference in our daily life exceeds anything the colonists ever saw. In spite of all this, Americans will be waving flags, watching parades, going on picnics, and gawking at fireworks today, all in celebration of their love of freedom.

    Love of freedom, my left big toe. This isn’t a celebration of freedom, this is a celebration of hypocrites.

    So .. you love freedom, do you? You’re out there waving your flag and watching fireworks with the rest of the freedom lovers? Do you mind very much taking the time off to handle a little quiz? Just go through the following scenarios and answer a few questions:

    The questions are pretty predictable. They have to do (see my post from yesterday) with living life like a man, or living life like cattle. The colonists took the time to put together the Declaration of Independence, the birthday of which we celebrate today, to enumerate the reasons why they were taking the trouble to Dissolve The Bands That Connected.

    It was a treasonous act. The Crown required absolute fidelity.

    But they had to do it, because The Crown was treating them like a bunch of stupid cattle. Beasts of burden. You buy, you sell, you build, you ship…have the money change hands in whatever way you like, and when you’re done don’t forget to send the tax money back to us. And when we pass some new taxes without your consent, we’ll be good enough to let you know.

    The Founding Fathers thought that was cattle-like. It was unsatisfactory, beneath the station in life they had been designed to occupy when they were created as thinking, honorable men. So they declared Independence (poll rating: 33%), fast-forward 230 years and how we doin’?

    Moo…moo…

    Suffering is on a fast-track. Someone doesn’t have what they need…or what they want…and they don’t even have time to go boo-hoo. If they say “boo” they don’t even get to the “hoo” before a news truck is in the driveway. Let’s get realistic about it — it doesn’t matter what the problem is. They may be missing a kidney, through no fault of their own…they might. Or, they have no money for baby formula because the whole paycheck went to cigarettes and lottery tickets.

    The process is broken. We’re supposed to be compassionate toward people who are facing dire emergencies and aren’t at fault for the position they have in facing them. But this has nothing to do with anything. The magnitude of the crisis is irrelevant. The culpability they have in their situation is irrelevant. These things matter to the fast-track process, the way kibbles-n-bits versus cat poo matter to a hungry dog. It’s all the same. Down it goes. Every morsel of human suffering, or unfulfilled human desire, is broadcast. After it is broadcast, it is discussed. After it is discussed, it is lobbied, and then through public policy it is accommodated, more often than not at taxpayer expense. Health problems. Kids who don’t pay attention. Abusive ex-husbands. Lung cancer from years of willingly smoking cigarettes. Inadequate retirement plans. Penises that don’t get erect when someone wants them to.

    I’d guesstimate half of these crises, as they are presented to us, have to do with the taxpayer-funded remedies we have previously constructed, being somehow inadequate. Or maybe the budget of a state will be put in dire financial straits, and the governor will take action to change the criteria of qualification for educational assistance. On the front page it goes. Change in criteria; someone qualified up until yesterday, and no longer does. Suffering! Load up the camera truck, and head out.

    Anyway. Now you know Neal’s beef. And you know mine. You are free to disagree, of course, but I think all reasonable minds would have to sign on to the idea that the original idea of Independence may have…slipped a little?

    Let’s just think about it some today. In fact, with what remains of this week, make a point of getting ahold of the newspaper in your area, whatever newspaper that may be, and opening it to Page B-1. That tends to be your “Local Human Suffering” section, from one metropolitan area to the next, whatever it may be called. In honor of the Spirit of ’76, read this stuff, and try to read between the lines. Women are forced to split up with their husbands in order to qualify for AFDC benefits. Fathers who live with their own mothers, so they can be full-time college students while a half-dozen souls under the rooftop live day-to-day in poverty, no longer qualify for tuition assistance because their wives make too much money. Some homeless guy, with an abundance of social security benefits, has to eat at our local bread-and-soup line because he lacks the mental competence to make use of his entitlements, and the law allows no one to act in his proxy. Government agencies spend good money, advertising, trying to make sure everyone’s aware of the “emergency” benefits they offer, to head off the disaster of a qualifying applicant actually trying to make do on his own without drawing on the benefits. Can’t have that, you know.

    Read between the lines.

    And be concerned.

    Happy Independence Day.

    Of Nature And Nature’s God

    Monday, July 3rd, 2006

    Of Nature And Nature’s God

    When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

    Separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and Nature’s God entitle them. Boy, that Thomas Jefferson. He really had a knack for tossing in the ol’ throw-away words. He really knew how to season the main course of his essay by sprinkling in a bunch of adjectives and nouns, sounding oh-so-weighty, but completely devoid of purpose, laying sprigs of inedible parsley alongside the pork roast.

    Whoopsie, though, no he didn’t.

    Studying the writings of the red-headed Founding Father, in his days as a rising young legal savant, and as an elderly, impoverished former President, one is awestruck by the unbroken pattern of purpose behind each word. His writing is like a good movie script. Everything has a point. Every article, every verb, every syllable.

    Entirely worthy, like the writing of few other men either living or dead, of dissection.

    So let us dissect. It’s birthday #230, after all.

    They…and from this, it is easily inferred, the big “We” as well…have a station in life, a station to which we are entitled by the laws of Nature and Nature’s God. The laws of Nature, alone, do not entitle us to this station, nor do the laws of Nature’s God. We are entitled by both of these. What on earth could that mean?

    It would appear that as far as the word “Nature,” definitions #1 and #4 of Merriam-Webster’s are the focal points of what Jefferson means to say.

    1. The material world and its phenomena.
    4. A primitive state of existence, untouched and uninfluenced by civilization or artificiality: couldn’t tolerate city life anymore and went back to nature.

    We are entitled to these stations because we have been made to be entitled to them, in the state untouched and uninfluenced by artificiality. King George III is denying us this station, because he is influencing our status with artificiality, denying us rights to which we would naturally be entitled.

    History supports the thesis that this has to do with trade. As I’ve already commented in Thing I Know #24: “A dog can pick out a master and follow him; a lemming can detect a consensus and go along with it; a monkey is capable of showing compassion to the weak; but only a human can honor a pledge.” This is a sacred thing, made moreso by the fact that the honor of a pledge, is the keystone to any & all trade. But the paramount quality to the honoring of pledges, is that only humans can do it. We must be able to engage freely in the practice of doing so, because we can do so. The laws of Nature say that whatever we can do, we must be able to do.

    The laws of Nature stay in place, even when they are offensive to others. I don’t like to see spiders suck the juices out of flies, or to see killer whales bite seals in half while the victim is still alive. And yet, such things will be. Nature can be pretty harsh.

    In this highly compact nugget of obscure terminology, Jefferson manages to observe, and soundly address, the dictum that this is not an absolute. I may have biceps as big as your thighs, and I may be able to beat the crap out of you. According to the logic above, I should be able to do it. I’m bigger, and stronger, so it’s “natural.” And indeed, that is what King George, and Parliament, were doing — passing taxes against the colonies, because they were legally able to do so, because they were militarily able to do so.

    This is where “Nature’s God” comes in. Jefferson was saying this was wrong…

    …and yet he wasn’t saying simply that, and nothing more. If this was the foundation of the argument, you could use the same logic and go around saying this is wrong, that’s wrong, don’t do that…insinuating yourself in all things whether they were any of your business or not, whether you had authority to enforce your decrees or not, over the flimsy foundation of “well, that’s just wrong,” like some smelly European.

    Note that in 1776, Great Britain was a protestant nation. The laws of England decreed that we are here because God put us here, and by the Grace of God King George was the high and mighty Prince of all the realm. The King, in those days, was almost like a protestant version of the Pope. He shared the power over his subjects with Parliament, which was said to “virtually” represent the colonies. That is to say, the colonies were thought to be represented in the Parliament that approved the Stamp Act of 1765 and the Townshend Act of 1767, although, factually, they were not.

    So according to the Law of Nature’s God, within this tiny nibble-sized clause, Jefferson, by implication, posed the hypothetical. The Creator put us here, clearly, with the explicit intent that we should live our lives as thinking individuals, engaged in lawful trade through the honoring of pledges, and by His divine will, appoints a sovereign, who, acting on the will of The Lord, proceeds to treat the colonists like…dogs. Beasts of burden, who simply draw breath, eat food, do work, and send the profit of the work back to Mother Britain.

    Makes no freakin’ sense. Jefferson was saying, if we are all children of God, let us all act like it. And in order to act like it, we need absolute, inalienable rights, rights from which we cannot be separated by any mortal man, no matter how offensive our exercise of those rights may be…

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed…

    Look that last one back over: We hold these truths to be self-evident. Our modern liberals would strike this down in a heartbeat, according to their own twisted logic of “oh yeah, prove it!” Jefferson, here, is saying I cannot prove it and I will not deign to try. We hold them to be self-evident. You may disagree with these premises, but in so doing, you abjure yourself from the discourse involved in reading our document. You cease to be part of our intended audience.

    And of course, if you accept these truths, thus remaining part of our intended audience…you must ultimately come to agree that the Independence of the colonies (poll rating: about seven percentage points, in 1776, beneath what President Bush has right now) is the right way — the only way — to go.

    Man was not built to be two-legged cattle. He has rights, rights transgressed by the status quo. You can tell by looking at him.

    You may peel a carrot, and in so doing comport with the Laws of Nature and Nature’s God.

    You may peel the skin off a living man, and in so doing comport with the Laws of Nature if you have this physical ability…but not with the laws of Nature’s God.

    Man has rights. We may do everything that the laws of Nature say we can do, so long as we also comply with the laws of Nature’s God. And if we do so comply, then the laws of Nature’s God say that all other men must allow us to do what we are doing. If they use physical force to stop us, then they, in turn, are complying with the laws of Nature, but not with the laws of Nature’s God.

    Nature’s God has a simple law: Now that you are here, do my work. Justify your existence. Use your lives to find some reasonable purpose to why I put you here in the first place.

    And for an upper-crust of aristocracy to make arbitrary rules, while commoners toil away, doing nothing, just working for the benefit of others, sweeating, pooping, eating, drinking, like so many millions of bacteria, being denied the right and privilege to even think for themselves…that’s just not consistent with the mission. It cannot be. We are sovereigns as individuals — or else, we are a pointless experiment. And whoever makes us such a pointless experiment, thwarts the will of Almighty God. Thus, thwarting the point to his own existence, along with our own.

    I believe in God, so I know what we’re celebrating tomorrow. I feel really sorry for the atheists. They have no home in this country, and most of them don’t even realize it. As a scientic theory soundly based on empirical fact, God most certainly does not exist and cannot ever exist. But as a hypothetical, posed for the purpose of defining our existence and the justifying the same, He most certainly can.

    And among those who seek shelter beneath the rights afforded by the laws of Nature and Nature’s God, whether they call themselves “atheists” or not…in His station as this hypothetical, defining and justifying the existence within which those rights are to be enjoyed…He must. Logically, there’s no way around it. The rights do not exist, unless there is authority to say they are there, and all authority to say the rights are there, are derived from Him for they can be derived from nowhere else.

    Happy Independence Day.

    Wingman

    Monday, July 3rd, 2006

    Wingman

    There is this scene in the classic movie Rashomon (1950) in which the criminal and the nobleman engage in a swordfight. It’s a re-enactment that’s been done two or three times earlier in the movie, according to different testimony, and this latest one is really lame. Not Revenge of the Sith (2005) type stuff, not in the least. Both combatants spend a great deal more time posturing, anticipating, stumbling, quivering, yelping, and once or twice in the whole melee their weapons actually make contact with a rather pathetic “pinging” noise. Naturally, this causes them both to retreat, topspeed, backward, like craven hyenas, and then the comical circling/trembling exercise is renewed again.

    Kind of funny. Kind of eerie. Anyone who has not actually seen a swordfight in person, including your humble author, quickly gathers the impression that perhaps this version mirrors reality most closely.

    As the critics and apologists of the New York Times circle each other over this whole SWIFT dealy-doo, the ensuing conflict reminds me of that scene. Rhetorical questions bumptiously posed, which in turn seem to have only a nodding acquaintance, if any acquaintance at all, with the point that is supposed to be made by posing them. Relatively simple matters, made more complicated, not to flesh out obscure points that would otherwise pass by forgotten, but instead to deceive and distract.

    Brutally Honest, which is already listed in the sidebar, came up with a couple more of the anti-war posters photoshopped from the World War II days to more directly address the New York Times’ speaking-truth-to-power, or seditious-indiscretion, depending on your point of view. The post went up a week ago. For this, the blogger earned the enmity of one of his commentators, who said the blogger was “crazy-ass,” “freakazoid,” and “sinking into fascist territory real fast.”

    Unlike the Rashomon duelists, the Brutally blogger preserved his dignity by refusing to engage. I, of course, am not that dignified.

    Now, some will assert, I expect, that there’s nothing wrong with what the commentator said. Others with a slightly more healthy fixture to the plane of reality, will recognize the commentator is arriving at whatever haphazard conclusions he wants to in order to advance an agenda, neglecting completely to show how these conclusions can be logically supported by anything that was said, or anything that actually happened — but then go on to assert this is an isolated case.

    Well, it isn’t an isolated case. People, just like the Brutally blogger, articulate the entirely sensible notion — the entirely sustainable notion, might I add — that the Times made a publishing decision running heavy on the peril to our national security, and much more lightly on the value of the revealed information to the public-at-large. For this, and/or for photoshopping some posters, the people who advance this simple observation are called “right-wing nutjobs,” “freakazoids,” and “neo-cons.” The notion that too much information might get some people killed, is summarily pronounced to be delusive, extravagant, half-assed, crazy, and to be nothing more than a reverberation of a cock-and-bull talk-radio talking-point.

    Even though, in times past, our government prosecuted people for doing the same thing. This is just a simple fact. If it’s okay to do, now, what decades ago was unanimously recognized as treasonous, something must have changed. Has the nature of war changed? Can it be that information is less valuable to our enemies…now that we’ve jettisoned the moorings of the industrial age, and ventured headlong into the information age? If that’s the case, how can this be?

    That’s the question. And all I hear back, in response, is a lot of swooshing, with some occasional pinging.

    One of the favorite talking-points from the left-wing…oh, did you not know? The Left are pretty fond of talking points too. Anyway. One of the blustery rhetorical questions, which perhaps seeks to make a point, but shows little evidence of a continued fastening with that point, is this. The Wall Street Journal did it too!

    Gee, when little kids say he did it first! at least they seek shelter behind the skirts of time. “First.” Of getting physical I am guilty, but I didn’t throw the first punch. By implication, I’m using the excuse of self-defense.

    The “WSJ did it too!” defense is several levels weaker than this, because it is single-strand. It sees vindication through dilution, alone. What The Times did, is equal to what The Journal did, so if you utter even a syllable against The Times you are morally bound to mirror your invective in the direction of The Journal as well, or else you are a hypocrite. Attacking the critics; accusing the accusers.

    One of the cards in the bottom row of this quivering house, is the notion that the two situations are identical. Hah! If only they were. Forget about the house collapsing; doubt must be cast on whether it can be built in the first place.

    The Journal, after the umptyfratz-th time the argument was raised, decided the time had come to address it soundly on Friday:

    President Bush, among others, has since assailed the press for revealing the [terrorist financing] program, and the Times has responded by wrapping itself in the First Amendment, the public’s right to know and even The Wall Street Journal. We published a story on the same subject on the same day, and the Times has since claimed us as its ideological wingman. So allow us to explain what actually happened, putting this episode within the larger context of a newspaper’s obligations during wartime.
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    According to Tony Fratto, Treasury’s Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs, he first contacted the Times some two months ago. He had heard Times reporters were asking questions about the highly classified program involving Swift, an international banking consortium that has cooperated with the U.S. to follow the money making its way to the likes of al Qaeda or Hezbollah. Mr. Fratto went on to ask the Times not to publish such a story on grounds that it would damage this useful terror-tracking method.

    Sometime later, Secretary John Snow invited Times Executive Editor Bill Keller to his Treasury office to deliver the same message. Later still, Mr. Fratto says, Tom Kean and Lee Hamilton, the leaders of the 9/11 Commission, made the same request of Mr. Keller. Democratic Congressman John Murtha and Director of National Intelligence John Negroponte also urged the newspaper not to publish the story.

    The Times decided to publish anyway, letting Mr. Fratto know about its decision [on or about 6/21]. The Times agreed to delay publishing by a day to give Mr. Fratto a chance to bring the appropriate Treasury official home from overseas. Based on his own discussions with Times reporters and editors, Mr. Fratto says he believed “they had about 80% of the story, but they had about 30% of it wrong.” So the Administration decided that, in the interest of telling a more complete and accurate story, they would declassify a series of talking points about the program. They discussed those with the Times the next day, June 22.

    Around the same time, Treasury contacted Journal reporter Glenn Simpson to offer him the same declassified information. Mr. Simpson has been working the terror finance beat for some time, including asking questions about the operations of Swift, and it is a common practice in Washington for government officials to disclose a story that is going to become public anyway to more than one reporter. Our guess is that Treasury also felt Mr. Simpson would write a straighter story than the Times, which was pushing a violation-of-privacy angle; on our reading of the two June 23 stories, he did.

    We recount all this because more than a few commentators have tried to link the Journal and Times at the hip. On the left, the motive is to help shield the Times from political criticism. On the right, the goal is to tar everyone in the “mainstream media.” But anyone who understands how publishing decisions are made knows that different newspapers make up their minds differently.

    Some argue that the Journal should have still declined to run the antiterror story. However, at no point did Treasury officials tell us not to publish the information. And while Journal editors knew the Times was about to publish the story, Treasury officials did not tell our editors they had urged the Times not to publish. What Journal editors did know is that they had senior government officials providing news they didn’t mind seeing in print. If this was a “leak,” it was entirely authorized.

    Would the Journal have published the story had we discovered it as the Times did, and had the Administration asked us not to? Speaking for the editorial columns, our answer is probably not. Mr. Keller’s argument that the terrorists surely knew about the Swift monitoring is his own leap of faith. The terror financiers might have known the U.S. could track money from the U.S., but they might not have known the U.S. could follow the money from, say, Saudi Arabia. The first thing an al Qaeda financier would have done when the story broke is check if his bank was part of Swift.

    Did you catch that?

    Tony Fratto, through his boss, through the President, has the job of declaring things classified in the interest of national security. That means, to those unacquainted, there are some things that can’t be publicly known — if they are so known, people might be put in danger. This job, ultimately, rests with Fratto’s boss’ boss. The President. Yeah, the guy who didn’t really win Florida and Ohio. Whatever. Get over it already.

    So here comes Fratto, to say hey wait a minute, don’t run that. It will compromise our national security. And Keller, who has First Amendment protection, but has no obligation for figuring out what’s classified and what isn’t…zip, zero, nada…says screw you.

    This is supposed to be a “publishing decision.”

    Sure it is…in the sense that New York Times stock value could tick up a notch or two, if & when the story is run. That is one side of the decision.

    The other side of the decision, is the national security, to say nothing of human life, placed at risk.

    How is Keller responsible for this? You know what, forget about responsibility…how is he even in a position to make an assessment of the risk? Nobody, at least no one brought to my attention, seeks to demonstrate such a thing.

    So in order to re-assert this as a “publishing decision,” you need to demonstrate no lives were placed at risk. And The Left seeks to do that with the silly rhetorical question…how?

    Ah, but the answer is so simple, that the question, by being asked, betrays a voyage into fantasy-land, the length of such sojourn, day-trip, lifetime-voyage, somewhere in between, being anybody’s guess. Um, well…terrorism kills people? Terrorism…can sometimes be expensive, and needs financing? The root of terrorism is terrorist money? Kill a weed it’s back tomorrow, kill the root it’s gone for good?

    Like, duh?

    I wish this dialog resembled some of the other more genuinely confrontational swordplay in Rashomon. But it doesn’t. I’m being asked to believe we are getting a better government when the government is transparent, because that way it is accountable to the public-at-large. I wish, when I saw the behavior of the public-at-large, once the guts of the transparent government have been exposed for inspection…that the ensuing forensic deliberations gave me a little more confidence.

    Posture, quiver, swoosh…ping! Swoosh.

    Who Killed The Electric Car

    Sunday, July 2nd, 2006

    Who Killed The Electric Car

    This movie says that we had some Electric Vehicles (EVs), and now we don’t have them anymore, because the auto industry didn’t want to give them to us. Actually it says more than that; it says the auto industry didn’t refrain from giving them to us, what it did was give them to us and then take them away again. American industry, therefore, perceives an intense demand for new technology, in fact technology that will make things economically rosy for manufacturers, dealers and consumers…and indulges in the capitalist/industrialist instinct which comes most naturally in a free market, which is to make sure it doesn’t happen.

    Anti-capitalist bullshit, you say? Well, watch the movie. It’s pretty compelling.

    Of course, to those of us who aren’t quite so quick to chow down on the maybe-roast-beef, maybe-bull-poo-poo sandwich, give our compliments to the chef, and demand seconds, questions naturally arise…questions like, why would American industry do this? Is this an oasis of deliberately-hurt-the-consumer, in a sprawling desert of give-the-consumer-what-he-wants? Or is it endemic to the auto industry, and to corporate America in general, to figure out what people want, what makes the best economic sense to produce, and then…kill it? If it’s the second of those two, how does this work exactly?

    And what is to be said of all those episodes where American industry did, indeed, try to kill innovation, and was about as successful in doing so as you would be at eating chicken broth with a fork? What about all those spin-offs throughout history since the industrial revolution? Nikolai Tesla and Edison Electric…Jeff Hawkins and 3Com…Jack Tramiel and Commodore…how do these things happen? Given these David-and-Goliath anecdotes from real techno-industrial history, what is this chokehold that industry has against technology? It’s not exactly a sure thing every time, is it? How does an American industry, or company within that industry, decide technology is going to be stopped, with any assurance of success? How is that possible? When failure at such a thing is guaranteed, the instant your mega-industrial goliath is told to go fuck itself by the right entrepreneurial genius throwing his badge and pager in the trash?

    And here’s another question. The trailer is put together with expert skill. It makes a lot of good points. I’m left wanting to know more. Why put a kookburger like Ralph Nader in it? I have some skeptical questions to ask, some of which have been answered by the trailer — and others of which, have not been. Nader’s presence is a forewarning that in spite of the track record thus far, a lot of my questions are going to remain unanswered, and most of the unanswered questions will have to do with this alleged corporate malice. After all, I’m starting my second quarter-century of waiting for Ralph Nader to explain to me how it is, that the evil corporations do all the evil things that evil corporations are supposed to be doing. He is known to me, and God-only-knows how many other people, as someone who doesn’t deliver.

    This article expounds on the point…but not enough to answer my bothersome questions.

    The major auto industries were perhaps the most influential in keeping affordable and practical EVs out of consumer hands. As it stands, they may have had the most to lose from it. Widespread adoption of BEVs would mean decreased profits over ICE vehicles due to the simplicity of one or zero moving parts in an electric motor versus thousands in an ICE. EVs need no tune-ups, no oil changes, no servicing, and very little maintenance in contrast to their IC brethren, nor do they even require most of the parts gasoline cars require. The average ICE vehicle and its engine stays in use for approximately 150,000 miles, while an electric vehicle�s motor can easily last up to 1,000,000 miles and will routinely last over 500,000 miles. Not to say that EVs aren�t profitable, as they can easily be such, as has been demonstrated in history when there were about as many battery electric cars on the roads as IC ones in the early 1900s. They are just *less* profitable than IC cars due to the fact that they are less wasteful and consumers get more out of them for less. The auto industry and their greed simply cannot have that. They want YOUR money, and they have made sure they will continue to sucker you and others out of your hard-earned dollar for the foreseeable future.

    Makes perfect sense! Except…according to this logic, we have no Toyotas on the road today. No Toyotas. You see, I have a Toyota. It’s on the original engine, up way past 320,000 miles. Second clutch, second timing belt, third muffler, third radiator, third windshield, etc. Normal wear and tear. Oil changes every 3,000 miles. Gas. That’s about all I’ve put into it. For seventeen years.

    My story is not unusual among Toyota owners. There is a lot of bang for the buck, when you own a Toyota.

    The article is talking about TCO, or Total Cost of Ownership, something sent sinking to bargain-basement levels with Toyota sedans. The article is trying to tell me that a low TCO means a low profit for certain nefarious interests, therefore, the nefarious interests will keep me from getting to the product and this is why we have no EVs. Yet the Toyota is parked downstairs, as I write this. I had no problems getting ahold of it.

    So conceptually, this doesn’t work. I’m the consumer, I want to pay next-to-nothing for repair and upkeep of a product, and that becomes the job. I want it that way. Someone will build a product that fulfills what I want. It’s proven.

    That’s the case with tightasses like me…we represent, I’m going to take a wild stab at it here, maybe 30% of the car market by nose-count, and 15% by dollars-to-spend. The article and the trailer both make mention of a wide assortment of tangible benefits to be realized from owning an EV, benefits that would be of interest to, I’m guessing, 90% of the car market.

    I’m being asked to believe 90% of the car consumers, cannot bring pressure to bear on the auto industry, the kind of pressure that has proven so effective at getting 30% of those consumers exactly what we have been wanting.

    Therein lies the problem. I could eventually come around to believing what I have been asked to believe. But things must be explained before that happens. If Ralph Nader is helping to do the explaining, I’ll need to see even more.

    This Is Good XII

    Sunday, July 2nd, 2006

    This Is Good XII

    One of the folks who, it appears, learned about this blog from the Pajamas Media link yesterday, was good enough to provide a link through his own blog, The Virginian. Two posts up from that, there’s a cartoon that helps to make the point about the New York Times and SWIFT flotsam & jetsam.

    I have an observation to make.

    Liberals would like to cure hunger, something we are all supposed to want to have done. Conservatives, on the other hand, would like to kick terrorist ass, something else we are all supposed to want to have done. Each ideology, therefore, is put in the position of wanting to see something good get done, but precluded by their own principles from taking an active role in making it happen, committed to instead sitting on the sidelines and watching the other folks give it a crack.

    Conservatives say when government takes an active role in eliminating poverty, the result is complacency on the part of the individual, and over the long term, a return to either poverty or disenchantment, usually both. History backs them up on this. Liberals, at least the ones who back up the position of The Times in this situation, say “the public has a right to know,” etc.

    Conservatives have aptly explained why they don’t want government programs to take a direct role in curing poverty. Why won’t the liberals help us with kicking terrorist ass? This remains unexplained.

    Another observation. When liberals have the power, and start to enact their programs to cure poverty, and conservatives try to obstruct them, that’s all the conservatives do. Vote “nay.” I have not seen a situation arise wherein a conservative tries to sabotage what the liberal is doing to cure poverty. The votes are taken, Democrats vote yea, Republicans vote nay, the program passes, a lot of money is sloshed around and a few years later we still have just as many poor people as we did before. But nobody taking a role in trying to injure the program. The injury to the program, comes from the program just being allowed to work in whatever manner it will.

    Liberals have placed themselves, it seems, in the position of saying the conservative terrorist-ass-kicking programs don’t work and can’t work…while putting a significant amount of effort into keeping those programs from working.

    With liberals in power, conservatives must at least pay lip-service to the idea that we don’t want poor people to be poor anymore. With conservatives in power now, I’d like to know, do liberals want terrorist ass to be kicked? Interestingly, that question cannot be answered until we have a long, convoluted, bordering-on-existentialist debate about what an “ass-kicking” is, exactly. The counterpart to this long, windy, drawn-out debate doesn’t surface when liberals are in power, and wanting to cure poverty. Our recognition of the problem is quite simple, in that event. Even simpler, I would say, than reality itself; America has some of the chubbiest “poor people,” owning the biggest television sets, wearing the newest clothes, compared to other poor people all over the world. But I suppose that gets into a different subject.

    The issue is sabotage from within. It is a problem when conservatives try to work through the government to kick terrorist ass, something government is supposed to be doing. It is not a problem when liberals work through the government to give cash to poor people — something I’m not sure government is supposed to be doing, although seldom is that question raised anymore. So sabotage rises up when government does what it’s supposed to do, and when government does what it isn’t supposed to do, there is no sabotage. I find this disparity interesting.

    5,002

    Saturday, July 1st, 2006

    5,002

    Pajamas Media put up a post just to make sure the five-thousanth notch was carved. Now if you go to that page, find that post and then look upward, two posts…we’re there. Zowie, maybe there are people who read this blog after all.

    Welcome, Pajamas-people. Set down your teddy bears on the sofa, grab a mug of root beer and stay awhile.

    He’d Have Questions

    Saturday, July 1st, 2006

    He'd Have QuestionsNobody ever reads this blog, of course, but if anyone did they might notice a hypothetical resurfacing from time to time involving a “dispassionate but interested space alien,” the things such an alien observes about our domestic and international conflicts, and the questions such a space alien would have about the things we say and do. Of course, being dispassionate, the space alien wouldn’t ask questions the way we ask our questions amongst ourselves; to slander one side or another, would be outside of his goals. He’d be dispassionate. But interested. Wanting to learn more.

    And puzzled. In the situations in which I pose his visits and ensuing inquiries as a hypothetical, he’d be very, very puzzled.

    The way we support our troops, for example…versus the way we support our football, baseball and other sports teams. Very curious. The things we do here, to us, make perfect sense. Because we’re not space aliens. We have become aclimated to our own behavior, over time, kind of the way the proverbial frog is aclimated to the water getting warmer. Being assaulted on all our senses at once with our ritual support of troops, and sports teams, like the dispassionate but interested space alien, we’d never be able to puzzle out what, to those of us born and bred amongst these rituals, makes perfect sense.

    Allegations have surfaced in connection with soldiers, and I know not which branch they were supposed to have served, who are supposed to have raped and killed a woman and murdered several members of her family (link requires participation in a survey). I heard this last night on the radio, and happen to have picked up the snippet that these “allegations” are second- and third-hand. Mmmkay, no confounding problems for the space alien just yet. Allegations were made against the Duke LaCrosse team, worthy of being checked out at the onset, eventually found to be full of holes and dismissed. In both cases, the accused are supposed to be innocent until proven guilty…and this process works a little differently, since one is decided in a military setting and one is not.

    The dispassionate space alien starts to be confused with the nature of the accusations. Who is supposed to have done something? The unarmed Iraqis are supposed to have been killed by, and the woman raped by, “soldiers.” Not army soldiers, or sailors, or marines, but “soldiers.” How come it is, wonders the space alien, that the other case is the “Duke Lacrosse” case? How come they aren’t simply “Lacrosse” players? Why aren’t they “a college sports team”?

    People are proud of supporting our troops. They drive around with bumper stickers that say so. People are proud of supporting our sports teams, too. They drive around with bumper stickers that say…they support the Seattle Seahawks. Or the San Francisco 49ers. Or the Sacramento Kings. Nobody, it seems, has a bumper sticker that says “I support our brave sports people.” Support is extended to teams.

    Now I’m sure on this point the space alien would be able to answer his own question…to have a bumper sticker that says “I support the brave United States Marines” might be thought, by some, as expressing a sentiment to the effect that if casualties are taken you hope it’s the Army and the Air Force that take them. And of course, that just wouldn’t be cricket. Death plays a part in things military, and it’s not supposed to play a part in things sports-related, so that explains the difference. And yet, there is this universality involved in arguing with people to defend one sports team over another. My team is great. That other team is full of jerks.

    Some people are willing to engage in arguments to support the troops. The space alien would probably like to know…why does it seem to be far, far fewer of us who “fight,” in the arena of ideas, for the troops? Maybe just half of us. Maybe fewer than that.

    The space alien hears an awful lot of discussion about whether the troops are fighting for our freedoms. Many among us say the troops are not, even many among we who say we support them. The alien would have to ask…why is this worthy of debate? It seems a given that a football team plays a game, wins the game, loses the game…our lives are not affected even a tiny bit. And yet this, somehow, isn’t worth pointing out. Is it not pointed out because it isn’t open to question?

    To support one team or another, is to hope that that team, in the upcoming game and in all games thereafter, wins. The team scores a touch-down, or a home-run, or a basket, and if you support that team this is worth talking about. It’s worth talking about if the team would have scored the victory and was “ripped off by a bad call.” Over and over and over again…and yet, when our troops take out Al Qaeda’s leader in Iraq, conduct over 400 raids based on evidence they found in that leader’s stronghold, and find 500 of the much-debated Weapons of Mass Destruction…it seems about half of us will take great pains not to talk about it. By that I mean, about half among those of us who “support the troops.”

    MartianThe dispassionate but interested space alien, would not have to live among us for very long at all, before he’d pick up what we all know but very few people say out loud: Those of us who have not served in the military, respect those of us who do, and have. We think we’d be better people today, if we had served. Would we be better people if we had played on a sports team? It does not appear so. Many of the “fans” seem to think themselves capable, without a hint of jocularity or irony to be detected anywhere, of filling in for any one of the actual participants. Especially the coach!

    Most curious of all, however, is the way we worry about how we are represented to the world-at-large, by the conduct of our military. The way we worry about how the military trashes the place, wherever it may go. Our concerns about the military and paramilitary cultures, and how those cultures are perceived. The way we worry about how our country as a whole, is perceived as being boisterous and lacking humility. Our misgivings about how we are seen because of our military. The alien would have to think, gee, I’m not even a member of the world-at-large. I’m from another planet entirely. And I have misgivings about the conduct of football fans. I think they’re boisterous. I think they lack humility. When they think it’s time to make some noise, they hold nothing back, indeed, they actually seem offended at the very idea someone else wouldn’t want to make the same noise.

    Nobody seems to be worried about that; not one iota.

    We designate the last Monday of each May, and the eleventh day of each November, to think about our veterans. If your family is feeling especially considerate, you might take a few minutes on those days to actually do something. But our athletes get our attention all year long, hours at a time, no expense spared. We sit and watch and watch and watch, until our butts get sore, and during a commercial we take a quick piss, grab another beer, and watch some more.

    Being dispassionate, by the very definition of the word the space alien would have to pronounce it a worthy debate as to whether our troops are fighting and dying to make life better for the rest of us, or to make the world a better place. He would pronounce it a legitimate exercise to say they are, and an equally legitimate viewpoint that they are not. But he would notice, no doubt, the abundance of soldiers signing up for their service with the intent of doing these things. And he would not be able to pronounce it a worthy debate whether the same holds true of our athletes; this is entertainment, pure and simple, nothing more. I will not delve far into the question he’d have about why the athletes make so much more money. But he’d be even more curious, or almost as much, as to why there is controversy about supporting the troops — something we’re all supposed to be doing. “Controversy” is supposed to mean disagreement. If we all support the troops, why is there controversy in saying so?

    We don’t “all” support the Sacramento Kings. But nobody is ever concerned about offending LA Lakers fans, with the display of a Kings calendar on the wall of a cubicle at work.

    Some people say they are the “real patriots,” that their love of our country is the reason they want it to be held to such a high standard. This is why they want every single allegation of shenanigans at the hands of these troops, every second-hand allegation, every third-hand allegation, every urban legend — of misconduct by these troops “everybody” supports — checked out with a fine-tooth comb. Should those shenanigans be verified, these “real patriots” will talk about the shenanigans over and over and over again. Contrasted with that, when the troops achieve something indisputably noble and meritorious, it’s necessary to discuss the achievement in hushed tones, or not at all.

    MorkNobody ever says “I love football” — and this is why we need to discuss the achievements of those football players in hushed tones, or not at all. And that allegations of wrongdoing should be vigorously investigated and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, for as long as it takes.

    In fact, among those of us who say we “support the troops” — which, of course, we all do, we say so — half of us seem to treat the troops exactly the way the fan of a given football team, treats the opposing team. With one exception: The football fan is proud of failing to support that other team. He isn’t going to bristle peevishly at the notion someone might be questioning his loyalty to both teams.

    The dispassionate space alien wouldn’t understand these things. These things make sense only to people who are not alien, who have become acliminated as these things slowly grew out of nothing. People who are passionate. To the space alien, in fact to everyone else stopping to think about such things, these things are bollywonkers.

    That Weird Show

    Friday, June 30th, 2006

    That Weird Show

    I continue to be told by friends and acquaintances that I need to get into the habit of watching The West Wing (1999), that I would really enjoy it, it’s so well written that it’s natural to form an addiction to it regardless of one’s party affiliation.

    Huh.

    Lookee what I found, clips and everything.

    I’ll have to agree, it’s “well-written” in the sense that whoever wrote it, clearly enjoyed writing it. It’s “well-acted,” too, in the sense that the actors really enjoyed doing the acting. But how do you get addicted to this?

    What a colossal amount of mental masturbation on the part of the people producing this strange show. It’s like, if I made a habit out of watching it, the producers should be digging into their pockets for some money they can pay to me.

    I’m sure some will think the above is a critique against the show for failing to uphold my personal beliefs. Well, guess what. I just got done watching a clip of some Dr. Laura Schlessinger doppleganger being picked apart…by the designated picker-aparter, President Jehosephat whatzisname. And, ideologically, I was on the President’s side, never having had much sympathy for bible fundamentalists, or for Schlessinger for leading people astray with her degree in Physiology. The clip soundly addresses these two of her vices. But guess what? I didn’t find it satisfying, in any way, shape or form.

    The problem seems to come up, when I actually think.

    Does anyone think the real Dr. Laura would sit there like a quaking wallflower, wilting beneath the stern and oh-so-witty — and non-stop — lectures of President Jezebel whozeewhatzit? Does anyone seriously envision such a thing even for a moment? Yeah, sure…a lot of people would like to see it. But if you don’t really think it would go down that way, I fail to see what’s fun about it.

    This show seeks to elect Democrats, something that apparently was easy to do before 1999, when it came out. Since that year, it doesn’t seem to be possible. Hmmm. You know, maybe it doesn’t matter whether I can bring myself to appreciate it or not. I’m like the hog farmer feeding the swill to the pigs. I don’t care what the pigs see in it, just keep the crap comin’.

    Update 7/2/06: The West Wing may very well have the funniest thread on all of Jump The Shark, at least, a close second to Dukes of Hazzard. A few examples (to the implied question of “When, if ever, did this show ‘jump the shark'”)…

  • So far, so good. I rarely watch one-hour shows but this one has got great pace and a good balance of drama and humour to tie it together. I plan on riding this show out until it hits the ramp.
  • What a leftist, liberal, unfunny piece of shit this is!All anybody does is talk at a jackrabbit pace w/o saying anything noteworthy, while racing down halls or around a room. SHUT THE F**K UP and say SOMETHING!!!Also, even tho I’m a fan of Martin Sheen the actor, I dont want a real life left wing libby running my country-its bad enought we have two faced f**kin Clinton there, and god forbid we have red Gore taking over! Plus this show sucks a big one, as Kirstie Alley used to say about what she did to her husband! Of course, this is by the same assholes who gave us Sports Night, which sucks MAJOR wad! All this needs is Fat Rosie O’Donuts appearing, and since she agrees to all this damn propaganda shit on here, its only a matter of time til Masive JTS moment!
  • It’s a well written and well thought out show that brings out the ire in folks like the gentle person above. It’s real enough that the haters of righteousness are as offended by it as they are by real politicians who don’t share their prejudices.
  • To the previous poster, this is the same guy who posted the one before yours. I’m standing by my assessment of this show as “The LEFT Wing”, cause I still say this is a bunch of left wing, pinko liberal crap that Hollywood likes to shove down every Americans ass each and every week! Of course, your butt buddy Clinton loves this and its producers, so all must be fine with network TV! As Rob Lowe’s movie character,the young no#2 in Austin Powers, he should “Liquidate” this piece of SHIT ASAP! I’ve said my piece!-for now!
  • This show will likely NEVER jump the shark. Some episodes have been less than stellar, but in general, the writing, storylines and the ACTING cannot be beat. Rob Lowe has acquitted himself of everything bad anyone’s ever said about him; I’ve always been mad for Martin Sheen (ever since “The Execution of Private Slovik”); Allison Janney is wonderful; I could go on… The only character I’m not crazy about is Josh. He’s smart, but he sometimes comes off as smarmy and obnoxious and he treats his secretary like crap… This week’s episode that featured Stockard Channing was WONDERFUL. The last scene with her and Martin Sheen battling in the Oval Office was brilliant.
  • May I correct myself as to what my previous post said. I was NOT insulting Rob Lowe the movie actor-he’s done many fine roles, but I was merely praising his finest role, as the young Number 2 in Austin Powers 2-the Spy Who Shagged ME! Him, as that role, should have begged Dr.Evil to liquidate this piece of Shit for… one Million Dollars! And then I would have said “Yeah, Baby!!!”
  • To the insult slinging repeat poster above: Your confusion about your sexual preferences (and your transference to others about same) aside, this show is a wonderfully written drama that repeatedly takes unexpected and interesting twists in the name of both reality and good storytelling. Check your politics at the door and you might recognize this show for the class act that it is.
  • To the previous poster, I cant help not checking my politics at the door when I watch this show because..its a political show, DUMBASS! And its still a liberal, leftist piece of shit! Anytime the networks want to put on a funny, conservative point of view, Hollywood shuts it down faster than you can say Jack Robinson. But when an unfunny piece of shit lik this comes on, the liberals in H’wood praise the shit out of this boring assed shitfest! But enjoy it anyways, cause not many others are, as the ratings point out!
  • Previous poster: It’s responses and writings like yours that make what was once a fun web site about television into one of far too many places on the web where typed anonymous insults become far easier to come by than a rational defense of an idea. You don’t like the show? Don’t watch it. You want to insult me? Come over to my house and say what you have to without the cloak of anonymity. Anything else isn’t worth the time of day.
  • I like The West Wing. Even though I don’t agree with the politics I enjoy the stories. The guy who plays Josh does an outstanding job. I hate that bastard! Or should I say I love hating him. The only character I really dislike and would replace is Josh’s secretary. I don’t like the writing for her and I don’t like the actress. She talks too fast and just doesn’t add anything to the show. Can’t believe I actually like Rob Lowe’s acting now… whodathunkit!?
  • To the poster two before this-Yes, I’m the poster three before this! You dont like my rantings, DONT f**kin read them! You still got a problem, I will GLADLY come over to your house-just leave your email and address to the home site of this webpage, and if you live near me, I will DEf stop over for a little “Chat” I live in NJ, and if you’re far from me, you can send me a plane ticket, cause I’d LOVE to do some “Convincing” about this fuckin totally shitty show! Otherwise, respect my opinion of this crappy program. I have a right to voice my opinion, and if it differs from yours, then thats all the better-I’m sure you dont like quality, funny comedies that I like, and thats what makes the world a better place! So, unless you’ve learned to accept a varied view then yours, I guess we’ll be doing some dancing soon! Cant wait to meet you!
  • To the New Jersey Nothing; I respect you’re opinion only slightly more than I respect the person belching it, which is astounding when you try to quantify not at all. You’re just another inadequate person who prefers hating life to living it, so good luck on your meager existance.
  • To the poster who is insulting NJ-bug off! Just because someone has a different view of yours about this show, doesnt mean you have to insult him AND NJ! I dont like this show at all, and I do think its a tad leftist for me and my tastes, but I wouldnt threaten saomeone or insult his state! Why dont you “Bug off!”
  • And it just goes on and on like that. It seems these two guys, it should be obvious who I’m talking about, are authoring between them maybe 90% of the posts on the thread, in places. Oh, and in fair disclosure, neither one of them is me.

    I do find it additionally amusing the idea that anyone would try to turn anyone else on to this show by saying “check your politics at the door.” What the hell could that mean? How do you check your politics at the door, when the people making the show are willing to do anything but?

    A Hilarious Truth

    Friday, June 30th, 2006

    A Hilarious Truth

    People ask me why I don’t believe in MMGW (man-made global warming) when so many scientists say it’s a done deal, I’m not a scientist, and I haven’t seen Al Gore’s movie. Certainly, by my own rules my opinion of the movie is worth a lot less than someone else who has seen the movie, so maybe I should shut up. On the other hand, the doomsayers say they are really concerned about people like me. They say people like me, are holding up the whole show. So maybe my opinion isn’t unimportant after all. Why don’t I just drop the skepticism and become a true believer?

    Well, I’m relatively old by now, at least compared to a lot of “Inconvenient Truth” viewers and fans. This stuff isn’t new to me. Back when I was a kid, this is what liberalism was: political agendas advanced through impending doom. Agent Orange, Mutually Assured Destruction, Second Ice Age, plastic in the landfills, flaming rivers, and, yes, the ozone. I’m sure your perspective changes when you’ve dropped the nine bones per scalp to see the movie, and maybe your perspective changes when you’ve sat through the movie. But kiddies, perspective changes when, within your lifespan, the “Vote Democrat Or We’re All Gonna Die” thing goes into its second and third lap. If you were born after 1972, you may not fully appreciate that, and if you were born after 1979 you almost certainly won’t. That’s one reason. But an even bigger reason, is crap like this: The former Vice-President’s appearance on the Daily Show, with host John Stewart. Go on, watch it. It’s eleven minutes long. Watch.

    Consider: Our continuing survival, together with the planet’s ability to sustain any life form, is being threatened. We are failing in our “moral obligation to our children.” In ten years we will cross the point of no return, and nobody can get our President to educate himself about what’s happening, darn it. Al Gore comes along to show us what is happening, and he has no other agenda, political or otherwise. In fact, he honestly fails to understand why anyone would think such a thing. Just consider all that.

    Is it appropriate to crack these kinds of jokes when you’re discussing the issue?

    Would you be acting this way?

    I’ve addressed this peculiar behavior before. I’m supposed to believe someone really, truly, honestly, believes we’re five steps from Ragnarok, and it’s our fault, and time is running out on any effort to prevent certain doom. And this guy is jolly and giggly about it. Guffaws at every joke. Just his incredible optimistic vision, I guess. Sorry, I can’t sign on to that.

    At about the three-and-a-half minute mark, Gore and Stewart have a good ol’ gut-laugh about the idea of Gore making royalties off things melting. Oh, how droll. Gore is finding this all so very amusing, finishing off by saying “well, there is a lot of melting going on…” then screeching to a halt in mid-chortle, looking very dour. “Unfortunately.”

    That just encapsulates the problem I have with movement. It’s so political. I suppose all grassroots movements must be, but this is a little too much. We’re all gonna die, so let’s get some yuks out of it? This is simply not how people behave when universal armageddon is at hand, and they’re having trouble raising conciousness about it.

    Reviewing back in the nineties, things get even more bollywonkers. Al Gore says he’s been making this movie, in some form or another, for 20 or 30 years. He’s been giving the presentation since before he became Vice-President. Okee dokee, so Bill Clinton is President, we’re “trashing the planet” as they say, the Veep knows what huge trouble we’re in but very few other people do. Vice President is a pretty high position; how does it come to pass, that the Clinton adminstration doesn’t become the Climate Crisis Presidency? Why were we so spun up on hate crimes, hiking the minimum wage, and Hillary healthcare?

    On a planet that is doomed to become a barren rock, who gives a rat’s ass about extra prison time for Nazi skinheads, and free medicine for old people?

    Someone has instructed Al Gore that he should fight his reputation as a boring guy, by giggling whenever he talks about right-wing idealogues, right-wing talk radio, right-wing Republicans, and anything else right-wing. He really needs to reconsider this. If I’m talking about the world coming to an end, I can see a chuckle slipping past my lips maybe one time — if someone cracks a joke that is completely unexpected, and outrageously funny. One time. Any more than that, is pushing it. You can’t say “let’s put politics behind and solve this thing” — especially when you’re a politician — giggle twelve times in eleven minutes, and look credible.

    Not to anyone outside of those who decided to agree with you before you even stepped out on the stage.

    Noonan II

    Thursday, June 29th, 2006

    Noonan II

    Peggy Noonan writes about our former First Lady, current junior senator from the state of New York, and God help us, maybe someday President. Pure gold.

    Media people keep saying, as Hillary gears up for her presidential bid, that her big challenge in 2008 will be to prove that she is as tough as a man. That she could order troops to war. That she’s not girly and soft.

    This is the exact opposite of the truth. Hillary doesn’t have to prove her guy chops. She doesn’t have to prove she’s a man, she has to prove she’s a woman. No one in America thinks she’s a woman. They think she’s a tough little termagant in a pantsuit. They think she’s something between an android and a female impersonator. She is not perceived as a big warm mommy trying to resist her constant impulse to sneak you candy. They think she has to resist her constant impulse to hit you with a bat. She lacks a deep (as opposed to quick) warmth, a genuine and almost phenomenological sense of rightness in her own skin. She seems like someone who might calculatedly go to war, or not, based on how she wanted to be perceived and look and do. She does not seem like someone who would anguish and weep over sending men into harm’s way.

    Makes me giggle like Butthead. Hit me with bat…huh-huh, huh-huh-huh.

    Net Neutrality Rejected

    Thursday, June 29th, 2006

    Net Neutrality Rejected

    The Senate Commerce, Science and Transportation Committee has rejected, on an eleven-to-eleven tie vote, a Net Neutrality policy amendment.

    A U.S. Senate committee on Wednesday, with a tie vote, rejected a proposal that would have required broadband providers to give their competitors the same speeds and quality of service as they give to themselves or their partners.

    The Senate Commerce, Science and Transportation Committee�s 11-11 vote means the net neutrality amendment will not be added to a wide-ranging broadband bill as it goes to the Senate floor. The amendment, offered by Sens. Olympia Snowe, a Maine Republican, and Byron Dorgan, a North Dakota Democrat, would have prevented broadband providers such as AT&T and Comcast from charging extra based on the type of content transmitted by Internet-based companies.

    Late Wednesday, Sen. Ron Wyden, an Oregon Democrat, said he�ll place a hold on the broadband bill because it lacks strong net neutrality requirements. By placing a hold on the bill, Wyden is saying he may object to the Senate beginning debate on that legislation. A hold on a bill can lead to a filibuster, if Senate leaders aren�t able to fix the senator�s objections.

    “If [broadband providers] get their way, not only will you have to pay more for faster speeds, you�ll have to pay more for something you get for free today: unfettered access to every site on the World Wide Web,” Wyden said on the Senate floor. “To me, that�s discrimination, pure and simple.”

    The reporter went on to challenge Sen. Wyden on why the senator thought that was going to come to pass. Oops, well, no he didn’t. Or if he did, the question and the accompanying answer failed to make it in to print.

    I’m wondering if bottled water is discrimination? Is cable TV access to the local channels, is that discrimination? Those used to be free.

    This thing is a crock, and it reaks like one. My thoughts on Net Neutrality, are here.

    On Titties and Terrorists

    Thursday, June 29th, 2006

    On Titties and Terrorists

    The FAQ mentions it (Question #11), and I have discussed it repeatedly, like here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here. I just can’t, it seems, shut my cakehole about it.

    What is “it”?

    “It” is a pair of things, actually. Here at The Blog That Nobody Reads, we like to critique the prevailing viewpoint, that all-important Conventional Wisdom. We blossom forward with unsolicited opinions, when that Conventional Wisdom is most opprobrius to old-fashioned common sense. And the pair of things that “It” is, would be the two subjects that repeatedly inspire comments, design to influence the unspoken orthodoxy, that are…well, let’s just call them what they are. Bull squeeze. Moose feces. Wombat-rabites bollywonkers crazy codswallop.

    Where these two subjects rise up, it seems the more impressive the office held by the person speaking out about them, the more nonsensical is the crap coming out of that person’s mouth. People say stuff with regard to these subjects that, if life & limb were depending on the verity of the stuff they’re saying, they’d stop in mid-sentence and then start mentally spanking themselves for the foolishness of the comments they’re passing through their voice boxes, or placing in ink over their signatures.

    The two subjects are terrorist attacks, and young ladies who aren’t wearing very much clothing.

    I’ve commented before on my complete lack of success trying to figure out what these two subjects have to do with each other. I still don’t understand what the common ground is. But there must be some.

    Cox & ForkumWe have people in positions of power, prestige, and public trust, who say people in our executive branch should be blamed for — hurricanes! Yes! And yet, when evil men conspire for years at a time, taking lessons in how to fly a plane but not to land it, go to one last stripper show on September 10, say their prayers, bathe in their martyr’s cologne, do their holy fasting, rent cars, catch planes, slash the flight attendants’ throats with box-cutters, hijack the plane, say some more prayers, and then with a hearty “Allah Ackbar!” steer the aircraft into buildings…this whole event is something that happened. You can’t describe the event while mentioning the word “Islam” or “Muslim,” not unless you’re talking about hate crimes unfairly perpetuated in the wake of the event…or pontificating with dread about how some of our airport security people may be thinking about some racial profiling. Oh, no, never speak about those who did something that was done. You only speak of our (Republican) President, and the cause-and-effect influence he may have had on the freakin’ weather.

    Yes, acts of God are blamed on men, and acts of men are blamed on…well, these speakers won’t say what. Oopsie, look what “happened.” It “happened.” What “happened on September 11, 2001.” It’s gotten bad. It’s gotten to the point where I’m harboring some real misgivings against that H-word. Nobody did it, per se. It “happened.”

    Flashback…

    And regarding the other article, the young ladies wearing immodest cheerleader costumes, or bathing suits, or waitress uniforms, there is a much greater assortment of effluence. Some of the statements seek to assert that when a waitress job involves wearing a uniform that leaves a significant patch of skin uncovered, and a young lady takes it upon herself to apply for that position, somehow she’s being “exploited” even though she’s initiating the application process herself. Stupefyingly, some among us will seek to deprive the lady of that choice, while holding themselves up as paladins of the “womens’ choice” cause. Some of the other comments seek to disassociate the lady from other positions she might hold, which have nothing to do with dressing immodestly, are not affected in any way by her choosing to do so — in effect, culminating to her dismissal from various “day jobs” when she’s caught wearing a bikini in a completely unrelated and unassociated setting. And, on occasion, even under an assumed name.

    All of these cognitions, sentiments and proclamations are fecal in nature. They are worth nothing, save for fertilizing qualities. No one in their right mind, would actually consume them, since they’re simply a waste product from something else. You wouldn’t bet your own life, limb, treasure, or esteem on the idea that the September 11 attacks simply “happened,” or that when a cheerleading squad including girls as young as 6 or 7 years old is required to cover up their bellies with some fabric, the prohibition against bare midriffs has nothing to do with proper dress for 6-year-old girls, and is intended to prevent “eating disorders.” These ideas are all absurd. They are articulated, by people who hold positions of high honor and trust, with the expectation that the comments will be remembered among a narrow, fanatical audience that happens to like them, and soon be forgotten by everyone else. To the public at large, you can expose what’s ludicrous about these statements, simply by repeating them two or three times. They are not constructed for the purpose of being inspected critically. They are constructed with the explicit expectation that the subject must be changed, irreversibly, entirely, before the last syllable of the statement has echoed off the farthest wall.

    And yet, all too often, the effects of these haphazard remarks, are enshrined into public policy. Pretty soon you have candidates for President of the United States, running on platforms that say terrorism is just a “nuisance.” And pretty soon you have teachers and bank managers, being fired because pictures were taken of them wearing bikinis somewhere else, on their personal, private time.

    We indulge in “modest” bullshit about why we were late for work; why we aren’t wearing the sweater Grandma gave us for Christmas; that our wives’ asses aren’t fat; being from the Government and being here to help you; that the check is in the mail. But on the subject of dangerous international criminals who would give their very lives to take a few of us down, and on the unrelated subject of good-lookin’ young women in skimpy clothes, logic takes a complete, pure, undiluted, five-star don’t-even-page-me holiday. “Modest” bullshit, on those two subjects, isn’t good enough for us. We wade in neck-deep into triple-A grade, twenty-four-karat, 99+44/100 percent pure platinum bullshit. We use this high-grade quality bullshit, it seems, on no other subject save for those two…and on those two subjects, we haul it out with a reliability and with a punctuality we display nowhere else.

    Women Are Not For DecorationSo I’m calling this “titties and terrorists.” The subject of titties comes up, and the subject of terrorism comes up. And, before you wait too long, people are lending their good names to complete and utter bullshit — not utility-grade bullshit, but the premium, ultra-high-Nitrogen-content bullshit. We can’t have a family-friendly sports bar in my neighborhood, because the waitresses wear little orange shorts. We must pass a global test before we do anything about terrorists. Your wall calendar is oppressing me. “Waterboarding” is torture. The jokes created a hostile work environment. Saddam Hussein was no threat. Women are not for decoration. Blah blah blah…crap, crap, crap. An endless stream of crap dribbling out of people’s mouths. Makes you want to take a shower when you’re done listening to them.

    What’s frustrating, is these people are saying these absurd things, which no sane man can possibly believe or find legitimate for even a fraction of a second, to salvage their own reputations, not to ruin them. For the purpose of building their credibility up, not to tear it down. And…can we really fault them? It must work, this process of spewing-crap-to-get-a-good-rep-going. It must work, because if it did not, people wouldn’t keep doing it over and over and over again.

    Courtesy of today’s Best of the Web, we have a fascinating tidbit about an anti-war dove, Philip Slater, departing the plane not only of common-sense, but of reality. Ironically, he wants to “Get Real About Atrocities,” and then he proceeds to do anything but.

    Perhaps the reason Americans seem so comfortable about bombing and invading little countries around the world is that the United States, unlike Europe, has never experienced “collateral damage”. If we had ever been bombed and invaded ourselves, had our infrastructure demolished, been subject to foreign soldiers breaking into our homes at night, seen our children slaughtered and our houses destroyed, we would be, I suspect, less gung-ho about war and less cavalier about inflicting these horrors on other people.

    Now I have to ask: What is going on in Philip Slater’s head? Did he think James Taranto wouldn’t be picking this up and running with it?

    There’s a giant leftist movement going on, which seeks not only to enshrine and codify a leftist agenda into law, but to deny reality. It seeks to offer solutions to problems, life-threatening problems at that, by prevailing upon the public-at-large to stop thinking about the problems.

    They must be opposed. They must be defeated. The survival of our country may very well depend on it. Even if you buy into the idea that terrorists are soft, cuddly and harmless…and many do, and you have to deny a lot of reality just to get to that point…it’s quite another thing to say that said terrorists can be safely ignored for years at a time.

    We have been attacked. Liberalism, as we know it today, eventually prevails on even a fairly capable mind, to come to the conclusion this never took place. It’s dangerous stuff.

    Update 7/1/06: Since this one post is receiving unusually high visibility across the “innernets,” I feel it appropriate to give credit for the cartoon with actual fanfare, rather than with the modest HTML link behind it I usually provide. If you click the image you will be taken to the website of Cox and Forkum, whose wonderful work is a must-see for whoever may not already be so acquainted. Do take the time to check them out.

    Welcome Pajamas Media fans.

    Memo For File X

    Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

    Memo For File X

    It appears that in this movie I have not yet seen, An Inconvenient Truth (2006), words are tossed out that leave the impression there is perfect agreement from all credible scientists: Earth getting warmer, disaster looms, man is the cause. The only debate remaining about this, concerns “dirty” scientists, if you will, who have been bought off by coal and oil interests. This may be the thing captured by film reviewer Roger Ebert:

    Gore says that although there is “100 percent agreement” among scientists, a database search of newspaper and magazine articles shows that 57 percent question the fact of global warming, while 43 percent support it. These figures are the result, he says, of a disinformation campaign started in the 1990s by the energy industries to “reposition global warming as a debate.”

    This strongly implies, and is indeed being interpreted by the pro-global-warming folks who have seen the movie (or else something else is?) as saying, all global warming skeptics are either non-scientists or else bought off by the energy companies.

    The word “all” makes the statement an absolute. So this conflicts with the following:

    SourceWatch is a Wiki-powered repository for notes about sources. It’s used for gathering dirt on sources who achieve recognition, while articulating viewpoints contrary to the interests of those who maintain SourceWatch. SourceWatch has an exhaustive list of “Climate Change Skeptics,” and seems to have done a meticulous job of gathering newspaper articles, journal articles, and other evidence against global warming skeptics — especially anecdotes about money changing hands from the energy industry.

    The SourceWatch list of climate change skeptics, includes the following. Some have documented ties to coal and oil concerns. Interestingly, some do not.

    Individual Skeptics
    1. Dennis Avery
    2. Sallie L. Baliunas
    3. Robert C. Balling
    4. David Bellamy
    5. Bob Carter
    6. Ian Castles
    7. John R. Christy
    8. Ian Clark
    9. Paul Driessen
    10. Bill Gray
    11. Andrei Illarionov, chief economic adviser to Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin
    12. Aynsley Kellow
    13. William Kininmonth
    14. Richard S. Lindzen
    15. Bjorn Lomborg
    16. Stephen McIntyre
    17. Ross McKitrick
    18. Patrick J. Michaels
    19. Alan Moran
    20. Alan Oxley
    21. Garth Paltridge
    22. Tim Patterson
    23. S. Fred Singer
    24. Carlo Stagnaro
    25. Philip Stott
    26. Wolfgang Th�ne
    27. Jan Veizer
    28. Lord Lawson

    Organizational Skeptics
    1. Scientific Alliance (UK)
    2. George C. Marshall Institute (US)
    3. International Policy Network (UK)
    4. Institute of Economic Affairs (UK)
    5. Competitive Enterprise Institute (US)
    6. Institute of Public Affairs (Australia)
    7. Friends of Science (Canada)
    8. Lavoisier Group (Australia)
    9. New Zealand Climate Science Coalition
    10. The United Kingdom House of Lords Select Committee on Economic Affairs
    11. Australian APEC Study Centre
    12. Cooler Heads Coalition

    Throughout all of the 28 individuals listed above, if any one amongst them can be tied to the energy industry economically, I would expect SourceWatch to make the tie and get it documented. And indeed they do, where they can. But the tie isn’t always there…even though I have been told, by many global-warming proponents, that the tie should always be there.

    Will check this out line-by-line myself.

    Gore continues to sacrifice large chunks of his personal time, to head off the oncoming weather crisis. Interestingly, though, all of the things he’s doing, are things that increase his reserves of political capital — he does nothing, so far as I know, to deplete that political capital. No demands that anybody actually do anything that would inconvenience anybody. No accelerated timeframes for converting to solar power. No proposals to get eighteen-wheeler diesel trucks off the road. No proposals to relocate the nation’s financial center out of Manhattan, away from water’s edge. In fact, to the best I know, all year long he hasn’t done anything outside of P.R.

    Odd, since one has to doubt movies and photo-ops are going to save our planet.

    What if a global warming skeptic received money from the energy industry? Is it possible they could have deposited this money, and subsequently, articulated some skepticism that turns out to be correct? Definitely possible; in fact, unless one is trying to assert some out-and-out skullduggery is going on, it’s difficult to ascertain what any one scientist’s source of income has to do with anything.

    Update 6/29/06: In an intellectual exercise of Devil’s Advocate, I’ve picked #2 as the lucky girl: Sallie L. Baliunas. Her Wikipedia Entry contains an impressive assortment of information; nothing derogatory, not even the much-talked-about energy industry funding. In fact, the only negative statement on the page that I can see, is this: “However, her viewpoint – that solar variation accounts for most of the recent climate change – is not widely accepted among climate scientists.”

    This just goes to show what a problem science is having nowadays. Real “science” stands mute on what viewpoints are widely accepted and what viewpoints are not. Real science constructs a viewpoint out of the available facts, calls it a “theory,” tests the resilience of the theory through the failure of repeated efforts to tear it down, and invites assistance from colleagues in trying to tear it down. Only fake science is in the business of “accepting viewpoints.”

    My own viewpoint is, this statement shows why Wikipedia is not-quite-official.

    Regarding Baliunas’ energy-industry funding. I do not doubt for a single second that the funding history is there. But if I were more accepting of the MMGW (man made global-warming) ideas, and enthusiastic about making other people more accepting, it would be critically important to me to be armed with this anecdotal evidence about Dr. Baliunas. So where is it?

    Curiouser still: This website purports to document “How ExxonMobil Funds The Climate Change Skeptics.” Their profile on Dr. Baliunas calls an abrupt halt to this topic, after proclaiming “A darling of the anti-climate movement, Baliunas has been a central scientist in the fight against action on climate change. She is used by virtually all of the Exxon-funded front groups as their scientific expert.” So we do have backup…in aggregate. The sole specific pertaining to Dr. Baliunas, in this profile anyway, is a citation on a Seattle PI story from the summer of 2003 which says,

    The energy industry provides significant funding for groups that employ some of the authors or promote their new study. Soon’s co-authors were Sallie Baliunas, also from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center; Sherwood Idso and his son, Craig Idso of Tempe, Ariz., who are the former president and the current president of the Center for the Study of Carbon Dioxide and Global Change; and David Legates, a climate researcher at the University of Delaware.

    What an interesting article this is. It makes reference to a “worldwide storm of e-mail among climate scientists, some of whom have proposed organizing a research boycott.”

    Boycott? Scientists inflict assault on other scientists through boycotts? I thought scientists inflicted assault upon theories, with facts. Now, why would a scientist rely on a boycott, when it would be so much more scientific to rely on facts?

    You know, it’s not that this questioning of energy industry funding isn’t healthful. I think it is. And I would go so far as to say, if the scientists who are skeptical of the emerging orthodoxy of climate change, and MMGW, are interested in promulgating their skepticism — I would look to them to take the initiative in producing a study that can be held up high, as utterly clean, sanitary and pristine, untouched by energy industry funding.

    Legitimate questions are to be raised by the lack of such a study.

    I would chastise the other side, too: A question is not an answer. Even if the absolutism stands that any & all credentialed climate-change skeptics are tied to the energy industry — and I have strong doubts that it will, since it appears to exist only in rhetoric — this would not be proof, nor would it even be circumstantial evidence, that the ecosystem is in a catastrophic or irreversible slide into oblivion.

    As it is briefly touched-upon in the FAQ (Question #10), I have a bristling disagreement with the prevailing viewpoint about what “science” is. I agree with this prevailing viewpoint that science is sealed into a pristine environment, to be untouched by the “unwashed masses.” And I further agree with the prevailing viewpoint that once science has done its work, the “unwashed masses” have a role to play in what to do with what science has found out. And it seems to just naturally follow that if science says our environment is being harmed by our actions, and our continuing survival is placed in doubt by the unchanged continuance of those actions, it’s up to the “unwashed masses” to change the actions.

    Where I disagree, is the point of hand-off between the intellectual elites sealed into that pristine envrionment, and the unwashed masses. Scientists are testifying about…stuff. In my mind, it’s their place to testify about facts. And it’s also their place to testify about what the facts mean. If you lack the proper education, you lack the reliable faculties to figure out what it means when Star A is 1’13” from Star B on June 21, and the distance between the two is 1’06” on December 21. Certainly, if you come up with an idea of what this means, and a “real scientist” comes up with a different idea, the real scientist’s idea is going to be a great deal more credible.

    But let it be noted, that the above example dealing in parallax involves simple math, in which there is one legitimate answer and an infinite number of illegitimate ones. I use the term “illegitimate” to describe an assertion that is made with an irreconcilable contradiction to available facts.

    Tainted with the stench of energy industry funding, or no, climate change dissent doesn’t fall within this boundary. Climate-change skeptic scientists are “testifying” about their opinions…and that in itself is a perversion of science…and we, the unwashed masses, are being instructed to ignore what they have to say — not because their theories are irreconcilably offensive to empirical facts, but because of funding issues. Funding issues which are not always specifically stated, and are often simply suggested. Funding issues, plus the testimony of other scientists, with other opinions, who are also perverting science by testifying about their opinions.

    This is a fine line. As a layman, I do not need a scientist to say “I think X.” It is critically important to me, for the scientist to say “I think X because in order to think !X, you would have to explain Fact A, B and C.” I do not have the expertise to realize that, reliably, on my own. Once Explanation W comes along, to reconcile !X with Facts A+B+C, it means very little to me when the scientist stands on his scientist-podium and says “I still believe in X, because I think Explanation W is bollywonkers.” That means nothing…or at least, nothing more than a layman saying the same thing. You find a Fact D to make new problems for Explanation W, and we’re having a different conversation. But if a scientist has an article of belief that he doesn’t like W, when he’s already invested himself against it politically, what it basically comes down to is, I don’t care.

    And here, we’ve descended far, far beneath that. We’re being told Explanation W is to be discounted…because Explanation W has the fingerprints of energy industry funding.

    I think there’s a saying that touches on this issue. If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither on your side, pound the table. Nobody’s given me any reason, to regard the corporate-funding slander against the climate change skeptics, as anything outside of that. None whatsoever.

    Thing I Know #129. Leaders; votes; clergy; academics; pundits; prevailing sentiment; political expediency. Wherever these decide what is & isn’t true, an empire will surely fall.

    Update 7/26/06: Significant overlap between the list above, and the sixty scientists who called on Canadian PM Stephen Harper to re-visit the science of global warming this April.

    Also more overlap between those, and the table of names at Envirotruth.

    Every Cloud Has

    Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

    Every Cloud Has

    It may be hard to believe, but some people have been known to interpret my attention to what they say, as an unfair attack on them — even if I simply quote the exact text of what they said, word-for-word, paragraph-for-paragraph, changing nothing.

    Those more sympathetic to my point of view, have criticized me — rightfully so, I think — for allowing my software-development roots to show up a little too much, when I write for the benefit of people. I’m accustomed to a discipline in which, if you leave something out, you create a “bug” — risking the Blue Screen Of Death, null pointer assignments, passing data to a subroutine in an uninitialized state, etc. — so, a good “programmer” leaves nothing out. Consequence: Once my comments are digested, there is nothing more to be said. The better I do my job, as I have applied myself to it, the shorter will be an ensuing discussion amongst people who have read my work.

    Let’s address both of these critiques…although, for obvious reasons, I think much more of one of them than the other.

    Hat tip to IMAO: Kevin Drum comes up with a hitherto-un-commented-upon benefit for the War on Terror, to be realized from the New York Times’ outing of the Terrorist Finance Tracking Program. Kevin Drum’s opinion is reproduced, without augmentation, deletion, or any kind of molestation whatsoever…and in spite of overwhelming temptation, without any subsequent comment from me. At all. None. Zero.

    As long as I’m asking dumb questions, here’s another one. No one is going to believe me when I say that I’m not trying to grind any particular axe here, but….I’m not trying to grind any particular axe here. I’m just curious.

    OK. So the New York Times has now exposed two anti-terrorist initiatives: the NSA’s domestic spying program and the Treasury Department’s financial tracking program. The administration says that exposing these programs is bad because terrorists will stop using telephones and international credit transfers now that they know the U.S. government can monitor these activities. Thus, we have fewer ways of catching bad guys.

    Fine. That’s true. And yet, isn’t there an upside too? If the bad guys stop using telephones and bank transfers, doesn’t that reduce their effectiveness considerably? No phone calls, no wire transfers, satellites watching you, drones attacking out of nowhere, websites hacked, no one who can be trusted � at some point their whole operation grinds to a halt out of sheer paranoia.

    Now, I assume that the people running these programs aren’t idiots. If they think that keeping them secret is a net positive, they’re probably right. But nobody even mentions the upside of exposing them. Surely there is one, isn’t there?

    Morals In My Throat?

    Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

    Morals In My Throat?

    “Republicans just want to shove their morals down everybody’s throats.” How many times have you heard that? How many times have you heard “Republicans are just pandering to the Religious Right, and the Religious Right wants to shove their morals down everybody’s throats”?

    And yet…here we are on June 28, 2006. We drive to work, we have lunch wherever we want, we buy booze, we go home, we surf the “innernets” looking for “pr0n,” we have sex with our women. What, exactly, could we do without having someone else’s morals shoved down our throats, that we can’t do?

    Hang on, the Republican-bashers tell us. It’s coming.

    Well, Jon Stossel is kind enough to remind us of something that has come and gone, and a decade ago was not only coming, but was hovering perilously. Perilously and non-sensically. And the nonsense didn’t make quite as much of an impression back then, as it would have now. Remember, it was Bill Clinton’s America. Faux-Europe America. Everything anybody did, was everybody else’s business.

    So it just made sense, only ten months after the Gingrich Revolution when the tempering effects of Bill Clinton’s Big Spanking had not quite set in, that a nanny-state government agency started telling Hooters to hire male waitresses.

    The firm now employs more than 30,000 people. Some would consider this a success story, but our government didn’t. Not because Hooters is using sex to sell — but because its waitresses are — get ready — women!

    “Discrimination!” cried the federal government’s Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC).

    The business of Hooters is food, said the government, and “no physical trait unique to women is required to serve food.” EEOC lawyers demanded Hooters produce all its hiring data, and then grilled Hooters for four years. Mike McNeil, Hooters’ vice president of marketing, told “20/20” the EEOC bureaucrats demanded to look at reams of paperwork. “Employee manuals, training manuals, marketing manuals — virtually everything that’s involved in how we run our business…”

    The EEOC then issued a set of demands. First, it defined a class of disappointed males who had not been hired by the company. The EEOC said, according to McNeil: “We want you to establish a $22-million fund for this mythical ‘class’ of dissuaded male applicants. We want you to conduct sensitivity training studies to teach all of your employees to be more sensitive to the needs of men.”

    I have something smarmy and pithy I could staple on to the end of this thing, but Stossel’s article lapses perilously close to “Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself” territory; for he neatly covers exactly the thing I would have said, had it been left up to me to make the comments.

    I suspect Hooters’ customers are mostly men who think the firm is quite sensitive to their needs, thank you — and that there would indeed be a class of disappointed males if the government insisted men do the jobs of Hooters girls.

    Indeed. Some things are just obvious.

    So on to the next sub-topic: Between the dreaded Religious Right, and the fanatical anti-discrimination zealot lawyers, just who is it, chomping at the bit to “shove their morals down my throat”?

    I grew up in the eighties. I’ve spent twenty years waiting for the Religious Right to come along and get a law passed that will stop me from doing something I want to do. I’ve been told, pretty much the entire time, not to worry and that it will happen Real Soon Now. I’m still waiting.

    Where would we be, I’d like to know, if Hooters had not chosen to fight back during the Clinton regime? Well of course, it would be a liberal’s quasi-Europe wet-dream: Everything everybody does, is everybody else’s business. To start a restaurant featuring good-looking women parading around in skimpy shorts, you would have to hire an equal number of men to parade around in equally skimpy shorts. Ewww…

    …what do you say to a guy who wants a job like that? How about “people wonder if you’re crazy, but now I can plainly see your nuts.”

    If that doesn’t seem like a matter of serious concern, one must wonder how many other facets of life would be open to this kind of regulation. Not rule-making, I hasten to add. The making of rules, implies universal compliance with those rules, a kind of rule-adhering absolutism. Regulation is not that. All regulation really does, is put the bureaucrats in the driver’s seat. It gives them the power to say “you are in violation of Public Law Number blah-blah-blah…now I can make this thing go away, if you will do X.”

    So with that critical distinction made, now ponder all the other entirely legitimate things in our society that are equally discriminatory, if not moreso, compared to hiring good-looking women to be good-looking woman waitresses. Good heavens. Like Hooters says themselves, in the commentary on their official website: “Claims that Hooters exploits attractive women are as ridiculous as saying the NFL exploits men who are big and fast.” Mmmkay, so there’s one example. Big fast men in the NFL. Where are the petite, slow, brittle women? It’s discrimination! Now, think of some more. Not hard.

    Republicans, if you’re concerned about winning the midterms, maybe this would be a good thing to talk about. In America, when you start your own business you’re supposed to be left alone, so long as you pay your creditors, pay your employees, pay your taxes, deliver what you promised to your customers, and don’t kick dogs or babies. That makes America a great place to get a business started, and this…nobody with a brain, or a reputation worth defending, disagrees…is why we have come to kick international ass, economically.

    Not the nanny-state rules. Not government-mandated parades of hairy chests beneath white tank tops, and nutsacks in orange spandex. If that’s what it took to kick ass, Europe would be kicking our ass. Well, guess what; they’re not. They’re bellyaching about how rich and powerful we are, and what a big bully we are. Or at least, that’s what some of them say.

    Memo For File IX

    Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

    Memo For File IX

    The Dissident Frogman‘s nifty chart, which long ago became an Internet legend, is linked from the picture below. Self-explanatory. Makes a sloppy hash of a number of anti-war arguments which, now that it’s two or three years later, are probably deader than Anne Boleyn anyway. Still not refuted or challenged in any way whatsoever, so far as I am aware.

    Reuben, Reuben, I’ve Been Thinking

    Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

    Reuben, Reuben, I’ve Been Thinking

    Reuben, Reuben I’ve been thinking
    What a fine world this would be
    If the men were all transported
    Far beyond the northern sea

    Campfire song, orig. author unknown

    The question is left in an uncertain state as to whether Lisa Arnold, 63, member of the Finance Committee of Westport, MA, thinks much of the more pumped-up male members of that city’s police force. Going by this article I have in front of me here, it seems the best thing she can find to say about them, is that if/when she’s in trouble, she’d want them to be there. I’m just sure the male cops find that quite flattering.

    “If I was in trouble, I’d want one of those big moose to be there,” she said.

    The bad part of the whole thing, though, is that Arnold is in trouble for a comment she was foolish enough to put in the e-mail. The comment in question speaks for itself.

    [Arnold] said she was just joking when she used the remark in message to the town’s selectmen to suggest police administrative assistant Nancy Braga be recognized for her long service.

    “Lord, that girl has sat over there with those testosterone gushers for 37 years and lived to tell about it,” Arnold wrote in an e-mail dated June 16.

    Sgt. Thomas Plourde, president of the Police Officers of Westport Alliance, said Arnold should step down. He told the Standard-Times of New Bedford that he would ask town selectmen to look into her remarks.

    Should Lisa Arnold be forced to step down? I don’t think so. I understand the nature of making jokes, and it’s unfortunate when someone chooses to do so in the e-mail forum and then gets nailed on it. What is the benefit of getting her separated from her post? None that I can see. Just continued promulgation of that asphyxiating environment wherein everybody’s afraid of saying the wrong thing in front of the wrong people, for fear the wrong advocacy group will get pissed off. I don’t believe in promulgating that environment, even when I agree with the cause for which it is promulgated — which, in this case, I do. My experience up to now with such things, suggests that this is the kind of thing that makes an agency more secretive in matters where the public would benefit from more transparency.

    Do I think Westport would benefit from the investigation mentioned by Sgt. Plourde, I mean, investigation in the literal sense, not in the “get someone fired” sense? Yes, I do. If there’s an anti-cop climate in city hall, city hall owes it to the cops to look into it. Especially, to those male policemen with the huge pumped-up biceps. You know, the moose-like ones.

    What if the investigation makes things so uncomfortable for committeeperson Arnold that she chooses to step down? Hey, that would be fine…so long as it remains clear that it was her choice to do so. In fact, that outcome would be ideal. Message: Jokes in the e-mail won’t necessarily get you fired, but if you have something against our manly cops, maybe you should get on a committee somewhere else.

    Let’s take a look at our own houses before getting too hard on Westport. Anti-male bias…it would be more accurate to call it an anti-masculine bias…permeates so much in our national discourse. Anti-military, anti-Hooter’s, anti-meat, anti-beer, anti-might-makes-right, anti-gun. Anti-good-guy-bad-guy.

    No question about it, it’s a culture war. When my dad was the age my son is now, good guys wore white hats and bad guys wore black hats, the two would meet in the main thoroughfare of a ghost town, while frightened townsfolk peeped out at them from between closed windows and drawn shutters — and the two combatants would “draw.” The bad guy would be really quick with the draw, and the good guy would be just a little bit quicker.

    This classic scenario has become a unifying caricature, bundling together all the elements that are under assault now. Everything about it must be debated: the good guy’s goodness, the bad guy’s badness, the notion that victory should really go to the guy who could draw fast and shoot straight. And of course, the very notion that both of them should be “guys” at all.

    Look around. Things have gotten so bad, that a good guy can be a good guy by making his living being a cop…that doesn’t mean eating doughnuts, what that means is pulling a car over, walking up to the driver’s side window and not having a freakin’ clue what’s going to happen next. And doing that all day long…and the next day, and the next day. This, to a sensible mind, is the very definition of “heroism.”

    But Lisa Arnold doesn’t have such a sensible mind, it appears. And she is not alone here. Masculinity, in its rawest form, even as it makes our lives possible, is offensive to a lot of people — that is, a lot of people who can afford to be offended by things, thanks to the life and luxury masculinity has brought them. So many amongst us should be thankful, would help themselves a lot if they were thankful…and are anything but.

    Thing I Know #130. The noble savage gives us life. Then we outlaw his very existence. We call this process “civilization.” I don’t know why.

    Imitation is the Sincerest Form X

    Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

    Imitation is the Sincerest Form X

    Yesterday morning, I expressed my desire for…

    …a national debate on the following question: At what point, if any, does unauthorized leaking do more harm than good? Is there a point? How many people think there is no such point…and are they allowed to vote?

    I don’t know if David Limbaugh reads my blog. I would suspect hardly anybody does. But how else do you explain this gem which appeared this morning in Townhall? The subject, in his article as well as my earlier one, is the whole Bill Keller New York Times Financial Transactions, uh, well, what better word…SNAFU.

    The paper’s exective editor, Bill Keller, said, “We have listened closely to the administration’s arguments for withholding this information, and given them the most serious and respectful consideration. We remain convinced that the administration’s extraordinary access to this vast repository of international financial date, however carefully targeted use of it may be, is a matter of public interest.”

    So what might be a matter of public interest is sufficient to outweigh what will certainly be a detriment to the public interest? Under Keller’s definition, would any classified information coming into the press’s hands ever be off-limits from public disclosure no matter how damaging to the national interest or dangerous to American lives?

    And he encapsulates his point even more concisely, in fact masterfully, with the very first sentence.

    Would the New York Times pub[l]ish our nuclear launch codes if it acquired access to them because it “may be � a matter of public interest”?

    I’ve been robbed, but I’m not calling the police. I’m quite flattered.

    Keller Kartoons

    Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

    Keller Kartoons

    Over at the Rottweiler’s site, some amusing and fairly high-quality, for me anyway, Photoshop jobs of World War II “slip of the lip will sink a ship” posters. Updated, of course, for the whole Bill Keller International Banking New York Times situation. I’m still trying to figure out which one is my favorite. The one about running over the dog might be it.

    Check ’em out.

    You Go First III

    Monday, June 26th, 2006

    In November, and again in December, I made reference to my “You Go First” policy. It applies to activists, which, strictly speaking, are people who like to tell other people how to live.

    Activism, by nature, exists to tell everybody how an elite class of people has decided they all should live, and if they don’t want to live that way, well that’s just tough. It is coercion. Activism is the antithesis of democracy. It is a policy of “You Do This.” We could call my policy the “You Go First” policy.

    Gun-grabbing activists get to live in a place where burglars burgle wherever they want, because they know nobody has a gun. Anti-death-penalty activists get to live in a place where murderers walk the streets, secure in the knowledge they’ll never be executed. Anti-capitalists get to live in a place where money is nonexistent, and anyplace you can get a bite to eat, looks like your elementary school cafeteria where you wait in line endlessly to get a big scoop of colorless glop.

    James Taranto has furnished another anecdote relevant to my “You Go First” policy. In today’s Best of the Web column, he writes

    When billionaires back the death tax, keep in mind that they have no intention of actually paying it. They are being “generous” with other people’s money. This is the way in which the superrich wage class warfare against the merely affluent.

    He makes an interesting case. The event that has inspired his snarky encapsulation, is the bequeathment of billions of dollars of Berkshire-Hathaway stock owned by pro-death-tax activist Warren Buffet, to the billionaire pro-death-tax activists who run the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. With strings attached, of course: The foundation “must continue to satisfy legal requirements qualifying my gifts as charitable and not subject to gift or other taxes.” Do what you have to do: Mr. Buffet does not want to pay the same taxes he wants other people to pay.

    A week ago I had observed that some elitist scum writing for The Economist, were lamenting the statistic that 70% of Americans wanted to end the death tax, but only 1% of households actually pay it. Good. When you defend people from unjust treatment that, no matter what happens, is unlikely to fall on your own head personally, that’s called being “principled.” Things like that make me feel good about being an American. Frankly, I’d like to know what the other 30% are doing here.

    Of course any among those 30% who have last names like “Gates” or “Buffet,” it’s a pretty easy call to figure out where they’re coming from.

    Shut Your Mouth

    Monday, June 26th, 2006

    Shut Your Mouth

    Via Malkin, a little dose of added perspective for those who are hooked on the media leaking that has become commonplace. Private Snafu, produced during World War II, scripted by Ted “Doctor Suess” Giesel and voiced by Mel “Bugs Bunny” Blanc.

    It’s about time someone started pointing out that this desire for transparency, when dealing with real life honest-to-gosh enemies, isn’t always a good thing.

    More Private Snafu images here. A brief write-up with further info is here. List of episodes is here, and the Wikipedia entry is here.

    I’d just like to have a national debate on the following question: At what point, if any, does unauthorized leaking do more harm than good? Is there a point? How many people think there is no such point…and are they allowed to vote?

    America Thanks You

    Monday, June 26th, 2006

    America Thanks You

    Via YouTube, via Move America Forward, an ad thanking the armed services for their achievements in Afghanistan and Iraq.

    On a related note, from the moonbat detector system, referenced in an earlier post, I came to learn of this cartoon which offers a decent counterpoint to the video referenced above. Only fair to include both sides, you know.

    Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself… XIII

    Monday, June 26th, 2006

    Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself… XIII

    Via David Drake, James Lileks defines Kos. I have nothing to add to this.

    Lileks Defines KoS

    Sunday evening, listening to the weekend rerun or best of the Hugh Hewitt radio program of last week’s broadcasts, Hugh was talking with James Lileks.

    Hewitt asked Lileks what he thought of Markos Zuniga and KoS.

    Lileks replied: “KoS is [nothing but] undisciplined and omnidirectional rage.”

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Lileks hits a Grand Slam!

    Buy Her A Drink, Land In Jail

    Monday, June 26th, 2006

    Buy Her A Drink, Land In Jail

    Via The Barking Moonbat Early Warning System, we see the great state of Wisconsin is considering a bill to legally strip the capacity to consent from otherwise-willing bed partners who have imbibed too much alcohol.

    Prior to the change, which took effect in June, a victim who had been drinking typically had to be unconscious to be deemed incapable of consenting to sex. The law applies to alcohol-related sexual assaults committed by anyone anywhere in the state. But it may have particular resonance on hard-drinking college campuses such as UW-Madison, which was named the country�s No. 1 party school by the Princeton Review last year.

    Scary when one thinks about the partners one has had throughout one’s time, who could not only hold their liquor just fine, but became a lot more “fun” after a night out on the town. Hmmm…naw, this is a sensible rule. Sure it is. What could possibly go wrong?

    Slate’s True Colors

    Monday, June 26th, 2006

    Slate’s True Colors

    Slate Magazine shows us what it’s all about, and William F. Buckley calls them out on it. Slate’s dubious achievement is not so much to publish an article about President Bush being dumb, but to include the article in a package of vanguards that are supposed to represent the best of what the online magazine has to offer. So I guess it makes sense to, as the web site admonishes you to do, “Make Slate Your Home Page” if the whole point of the Internet is to give you daily reassurance that your President is a raging idiot — and everything else you can surf is just so much miscellaneous stuff.

    No, I’m not surprised. I know there are people like that.

    Side-point: Why is it when a web site or an application or a java script program has some idea about what should be my home page, the idea seems to always be one with very little to recommend it?

    Back to the subject at hand. Who better to take up the clarion call to inspect this putrid boil of Bush-bashing, now that it has festered into a bright angry tenth-anniversary-thingy, than William F. Buckley. By the way, your Buckley “Word Worth Knowing” for this column is derogation:

    v. der�o�gat�ed, der�o�gat�ing, der�o�gates
    v. intr.

    1. To take away; detract: an error that will derogate from your reputation.
    2. To deviate from a standard or expectation; go astray.

    I shall not quote from Buckley’s column, for his task is light: To demonstrate how, and why, that which is silly, is silly. The way he goes about it is more art than science, and he does it well. Have fun.

    On The WMD

    Monday, June 26th, 2006

    On The WMD

    Great column in the Wall Street Journal, an editorial by Sen. Santorum and Congressman Hoekstra. Now, you get their side of what’s been happening.

    Saddam’s WMD
    Why is our intelligence community holding back?
    BY PETER HOEKSTRA AND RICK SANTORUM
    Monday, June 26, 2006 12:01 a.m. EDT

    On Wednesday, at our request, the director of national intelligence declassified six “key points” from a National Ground Intelligence Center (NGIC) report on the recovery of chemical munitions in Iraq. The summary was only a small snapshot of the entire report, but even so, it brings new information to the American people. “Since 2003,” the summary states, “Coalition forces have recovered approximately 500 weapons munitions which contain degraded mustard or sarin nerve agent,” which remains “hazardous and potentially lethal.” So there are WMDs in Iraq, and they could kill Americans there or all over the world. [emphasis mine]

    What’s that now? Saddam had no WMD? Saddam was not a threat to us?

    Facts, it turns out, are stubborn things, just like John Adams said.

    Like any chronicling with some good lean meat, this one packages some new questions in with the answers we’ve been wanting. We have been lied to, for years, and the lies have been allowed to run, roam, blossom and bloom, helping many of the enemies of America. Those would be Al Qaeda; Saddam’s old regime which has nothing to do with Al Qaeda (oopsie, though, maybe we should re-think that too); other regimes chomping at the bit to develop their own WMD programs, and curious to see what we would do about it; and Democrats.

    Our enemies have been helped by bad intelligence. Not intelligence from out in the field being disseminated to the classified community, but intelligence from within the classified community, being leaked to the declassified community-at-large. The “facts,” as we had been getting them, are just plain false. Santorum and Hoekstra are to be congratulated for cluing us in on what’s going on — but at the same time, we’re owed a better explanation than this…

    The president is the ultimate classifier and declassifier of information, but the entire matter has now been so politicized that, in practice, he is often paralyzed. If he were to order the declassification of a document pointing to the existence of WMDs in Iraq, he would be instantly accused of “cherry picking” and “politicizing intelligence.” He may therefore not be inclined to act.

    In practice, then, the intelligence community decides what the American public and its elected officials can know and when they will learn it. Sometimes those decisions are made by top officials, while on other occasions they are made by unnamed bureaucrats with friends in the media. People who leak the existence of sensitive intelligence programs like the terrorist surveillance program or financial tracking programs to either damage the administration or help al Qaeda, or perhaps both, are using the release or withholding of documents to advance their political desires, even as they accuse others of manipulating intelligence.

    We believe that the decisions of when and what Americans can know about issues of national security should not be made by unelected, unnamed and unaccountable people.

    Like Adams said, facts are stubborn things. They determine everything, in the sense that an opinion formed on a “fact” that isn’t true, ends up being an invalid opinion. Such an opinion has a shot at leading to a strategy for success, in the same way a hunk of toast has a shot at landing on your rug butter-side up. Americans need good facts, not bullshit-facts. That holds true whether said Americans are cleared to work in the classified community, or not.

    Let me put it more succinctly, using the half-dozen words of boilerplate always guaranteed to get attention: Our government has lied to us. A Republican government, Republican in theory, has been telling lies to get Republicans thrown out and to get more Democrats elected.

    I would like an investigation into that. Why is an American government, all three branches of which are supposed to be somehow unfairly controlled by Republicans Americans, working overtime to get itself toppled and sold out to Democrats the Enemy? Oh that seems so harsh, but what is there to contradict it? Democrats have had two solid years to tell us what they’d do to protect us, and they’ve give us butkus except some kind of nonsense about “global test” and “respected around the world.” They don’t want to protect us, they want us ignoring national security entirely so we can quibble about medical benefits for old people. Now, it emerges that when most of us can figure this out, and make sure Democrats don’t run anything, they still get to decide what we are allowed to know.

    If things have become so politicized that the President can’t bring the truth out even when its continued concealment is career suicide for him and everyone upon whom he relies, and this continued concealment doesn’t appear to be protecting the safety of anyone, then what hope do we have?

    Who is running this government, anyway, if it isn’t the President and it isn’t anyone whose interests are aligned with his? I got an idea. When the highest levels of our government are not working overtime to get that very government toppled, maybe they could spare a little bit of that midnight-oil for finding us an answer.