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Not In It For The Attention, Mind You… IV

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

Privacy ConcernsNobody ever reads this blog, of course, but the cartoon at right has been doing something rather significant to change that since we posted it Friday. This is due in no small part to the efforts of blogger friend Good Lieutenant at Mein Blogovault, who evidently appreciated what he saw that he decided it merited reflection not only there, but over at Jawa Report as well.

Which is cool, very cool…after all, this is how we come to be aware of other individuals in the blogosphere. Some of whom appreciate The Blog That Nobody Reads, like this guy and this guy; others of whom, do not (check out post by locomotivebreath1901 on October 09, 2006 at 06:30pm). I always get a big kick out of people who criticize me for the length of what I write. I see it as a confession…and I don’t understand how it can be seen any other way. Here you are, bellyaching about “blah blah blah,” meaning, this guy who writes for a blog nobody ever reads — he says so! — can’t wrap up his stuff in a paragraph or two. So you’re not going to finish reading it…but it’s very important to let the world know you won’t read all of it, and the reason you won’t, is because it’s soooooooo long. Like fuckin’ Goldilocks, bitching about the bed being too big or the chair being too hard. Which means, there’s some maximum length, over which, you can be guaranteed not to bother yourself with something.

So you don’t read anything over a certain quantity. All of which goes to support the idea that what you know is, precisely, jack-shit. Well you know…that, plus a bunch of bite-sized stuff.

I understand there are people like this. Why would they advertise it? Why tell the entire world about your Vienna-sausage-sized attention span?

[See update below.]

Anyway. So people like this cartoon that I didn’t draw…which I didn’t find on my own…and as more and more people come to read The Blog That Nobody Reads, this starts to bug me. Credit must be given where it is due, and I came by it over at the Rottweiler’s site, under a post by user juandos (post #14).

Anyway, new visitors, we’re plumb-pleased to have you here. Now my conscience is clean. I mean, uh, somewhat.

Update 10/11/06: It appears I have misjudged someone and I might even owe someone an apology. I’m checking out “Locomotive Breath” and his blog, and not only does he seem to have some very common-sense ideas, to say nothing of peers o his blogroll, but he’s been kind enough to blogroll me as well. D’Oh! Not sure what to make of his original comments…although I must say in my own defense, I’ve seen other things in the blogosphere that were easier to interpret. I mean, here we go, verbatim: “Blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah & blah. Blah, blah. Blah?” How would you take that? In hindsight, I see I should have lapsed back to the first rule of any Information Technology professional: When in doubt, do nothing. Should’ve kept my silence.

This guy’s blog is actually pretty cool. Actually has some stuff that’s worth reading.

A pity, really. I’ve bellyached a lot about some of the folks who bellyache about me and my lengthy posts — that was some of my best snarking yet. If only it were directed more wisely. Ah, well. Live and learn.

Update 10/14/06: Hey, on the subject of not being in it for the attention, mind you, wouldja look at this. The Blog That Nobody Reads just got an award, by snarking and bellyaching away, about people who do a lot of whining about reading long things. Quote of the Week.

The author posted an update later, “taking back” these words but I still had to make this my quote of the week because I always feel exactly that way when I read someone complaining that some other blogger’s posts are “too long.” (I’ve never had the honor of being on the receiving end of such a complaint.) It’s not just that they don’t want to take the time to read long articles – some people really don’t have the time – it’s the tone of the complaints, as if length alone is an actual fault. This does give the impression that the complainer lacks a normal adult attention span. If it really is a matter of having limited time why not just move on?

“Lynn S.,” I think, said it better than I did. Although hey — I’m the guy with the award, and let me assure anyone who pays attention to such things that I have been on the receiving end of such complaints. Many times.

It would make some sense, mind you, if there was an undertone to the effect of: “I get the feeling there’s something important you have to say here, something it would benefit me to explore, but it’s out of the question for me to digest it in the format you have presented it because your shit is way too long.” That would make a lot of sense. Who hasn’t been there?

But let me assure anyone who cares, I am a complete virgin to that kind of constructive criticism. What I see, directed at myself and others, is more along the lines of “get a load of that guy.”

As in — “Saddam Hussein was not a threat” — and The Blog That Nobody Reads comes along, and says, not true. Saddam was a threat here, he was a threat there, he did this thing he did that thing…blah blah blah…and the criticism comes back, “get aload of that guy and how long his shit is.” Yeah, RIGHT Einstein. We’re only talking about who’s dangerous and who isn’t dangerous. In a world chock full of venomous vipers who are so dangerous, that the word “dangerous” really has no meaning that these assholes can’t completely re-define six times everyday before breakfast. The evidence proving them as such — nobody with half a brain, who’s been paying attention to such things, is going to say we can come to know about one-tenth or one-twentieth of it without clearance and need-to-know.

YEAH. And we’re supposed to have a knock-down drag-out about whether the guy is a complete fuckin’ teddy-bear or not and keep everything down to twenty words or less…or else some anonymous nameless faceless blog-commenter guy is going to point out how long my stuff is and make fun-o-me.

Hee hee! I’m doing it again. Oh well, funny things happen when a guy gets poked in the same spot for the hundredth time, and he’s writing about it at five in the morning. Anyway. Cool award…appreciate the mention…”Lynn S.” has a blog worth reading, and it’s headed to the sidebar.

This Is Good XXV

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

This Is Good XXV

Well no, the situation is not good, it’s very, very bad. The article that sums it up, is good. And it really needs a broader audience. Via Political Party Pooper:

North Korea: A fumbled framework
By Snoop

REPOST: Good thing we can go back and read some of this stuff�
Now liberals pay attention, I�m reposting this for you because I have been reading some of your blog posts and you people simply are not dealing with reality.

Posted: January 15, 2003
2003 WorldNetDaily.com

On Jan. 13, 2003, former U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright blasted President Bush’s handling of North Korea in an interview with The Times of London. She told the paper that “her Republican successors had squandered their inheritance from the Clinton administration and unwisely depicted North Korea as a member of the ‘axis of evil’ with Iran and Iraq.”

A day earlier, former Clinton National Security Adviser Sandy Berger had also blasted the blunt talk from Bush. “This kind of rhetoric just plays into the paranoia of North Korea,” Berger asserted on CNN�s “Late Edition.” Berger also rejected criticism of the Clinton administration�s handling of North Korea: “For some people in this administration, I’m beginning to think that blaming Clinton is a substitute for thinking.”

Thus continues the all-out effort to redeem the 1994 Framework Agreement. Democratic strategists and Clinton apologists understand the stakes. Having been repudiated at the polls in November, Democrats understand that national security issues are likely to dominate the politics of the country for at least a decade, and the Clinton record is the record that all Democrats, but especially Hillary, will have to defend. The trouble is, it cannot be defended. The Clinton administration did almost nothing to contain the menace of al-Qaida, allowed itself and the U.N. to be expelled from Iraq, and oversaw the depletion of the nation�s military readiness. One of the very few “achievements” of the eight years of Clinton “statesmanship” was the North Korean deal. If it turns out to have been a fool�s play, it is going to be very hard to craft the exhibits for the foreign-policy wing of the Clinton Library.

Let us just say, as a hypothetical, this whole sorry situation was put in a manuscript…simplified…fewer characters…let’s say Secretary Albright, herself, is a key player in this current election cycle. Let’s say she has Nancy Pelosi’s job in your manuscript. And let’s say on her side of the aisle, there’s some flattering name given to this kind of diplomacy so it can be discussed more easily. This Jimmy-Carter-style, “I got him to agree so we don’t have to worry about that anymore” kind of diplomacy — where it’s taken as a given that life is just a big Star Trek episode, and nobody ever lies about anything. Don’t call it “appeasement,” call it — “Kumbaya” diplomacy. “Faith-based” diplomacy.

In your manuscript, the Albrosi brand of foreign-affairs leadership is shown to be utterly ineffectual, and even damaging, by a huge putrid mess along the lines of the sampling of reality chronicled above. And, mostly because of a sex scandal, the Albrosi party manages to retake Congress anyway…even though everybody knows, the way this party negotiates with the tinhorn dictators around the world, just flat-out doesn’t work.

No, wait. Everybody doesn’t just know that…everybody’s been shown that. But they go to the polls, and vote on the sex scandal.

Of course the publisher is going to reject your manuscript. Of course he will! It’s simply too far-fetched. It would never actually happen…in…real……..*

Update: Pillage Idiot put some enhancements on the graphic above to help get the point across. Great effort, kind of sad that it’s needed.

Update: Found a script to the first Die Hard movie. You know that ferret-faced guy who says man-o-action Bruce Willis is messing everything up, tries to negotiate with the terrorists like they’re okay kinda guys? Gets himself shot? His name is “Ellis” and one of his smartass first lines, inserted into the script to show the audience that he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing, is a silly little jumble of syllables “Sprickenzie Talk?”

Holly: Where are you going?

Ellis: I’m tired of sitting here waiting to see who gets us killed first… them… or your husband. Hi there.

Holly: What are you going to do?

Ellis: Hey, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I can handle these clowns. I want to talk to Hans. Hans! Sprickenzie talk?
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Ellis: Hope I’m not interrupting…?

Hans: What does he want?

Ellis: It’s not what I want, it’s what I can give you. Look, let’s be straight, okay? It’s obvious you’re not some dumb thug up here to snatch a few purses, am I right?

Hans: You’re very perceptive.

Ellis: Hey, I read the papers, I watch 60 minutes, I say to myself, these guys are professionals, they’re motivated, they’re happening. They want something. Now, personally, I don’t care about your politics. Maybe you’re pissed at the Camel Jockeys, maybe it’s the Hebes, Northern Ireland, that’s none of my business. I figure, You’re here to negotiate, am I right?

Hans: You’re amazing. You figured this all out already?

Ellis: Hey, business is business. You use a gun, I use a fountain pen, what’s the difference? To put it in my terms, you’re here on a hostile takeover and you grab us for some greenmail but you didn’t expect a poison pill was gonna be running around the building. Hans, baby… I’m your white knight.

Hans: I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are you saying?

Ellis: The guy upstairs who’s fucking things up? I can give him to you.
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Hans [on radio to McClane]: I have someone who wants to talk to you. A very special friend who was at the party with you tonight.

Ellis: Hello, John boy?

McClane: Ellis?

Ellis: John, they’re giving me a few minutes to try and talk some sense into you. I know you think you’re doing your job, and I can appreciate that, but you’re just dragging this thing out. None of us gets out of here until these people can negotiate with the LA police, and they’re just not gonna start doing that until you stop messing up the works.

McClane: Ellis, what have you told them?

Ellis: I told them we’re old friends and you were my guest at the party.

McClane: Ellis… you shouldn’t be doing this…

Ellis: Tell me about it.

Ellis: All right… John, listen to me… They want you to tell them where the detonators are. They know people are listening. They want the detonators of they’re going to kill me.

Ellis: John, didn’t you hear me?

McClane: Yeah, I hear you, you fucking moron!

Ellis: John, I think you could get with the program a little. The police are here now. It’s their problem. Tell these guys where the detonators are so no one else gets hurt. Hey, I’m putting my life on the line for you buddy…

McClane: Don’t you think I know that! Put Hans on! Hans, listen to me, that shithead doesn’t know what kind of scum you are, but I do —

Hans: Good. Then you’ll give us what we want and save your friend’s life. You’re not part of this equation. It’s time to realize that.

Ellis: What am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun. This is

McClane: That asshole’s not my friend! I barely know him! I hate his fucking guts — Ellis, for Christ’s sake, tell him you don’t mean shit to me —

Ellis: John, how can you say that, after all these years–? John? John?

[Hans shoots Ellis]

Hans: Hear that? Talk to me, where are my detonators. Where are they or shall I shoot another one?

This shows signs of being a rough draft, since I remember Ellis being shot in the face through the bottom of a whiskey tumbler or something. But the point stands. “Sprickenzie Talk” diplomacy is rooted in the axiom that anytime anybody, anywhere, shows an ostensible willingness to cooperate, it must be genuine and there can be no ulterior motives.

Nobody with a lick of common sense would put any faith in it, because nobody with a lick of common sense would put any faith in this underlying axiom. Anybody who gives it five seconds of serious thought, knows this to be true.

And yet, how much are we being called upon to risk on it. Again and again and again…as “Sprickenzie Talk” diplomacy is shown to be a loser’s proposition, again and again and again. And again.

Update: NRO says to condemn the Axis of Evil speech is to condemn Bush for prescience.

He didn�t create the Axis of Evil; rather, he voiced the problem. And if that shocked European diplomats, well too bad. If it�s a choice between national security and enabling European diplomats to remain secure in their illusions, I�d hope both Republicans and Democrats would favor the former…Dialogue is no panacea.

Memo For File XXVII

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

Memo For File XXVII

Dear Grandchildren, reading this forty years from now:

I’ll do my best to make this objective and unbiased, to you. I can’t word it in a way that would seem objective and unbiased to those who are alive today. In our current times, we wouldn’t know objective and unbiased if it bit us square in the ass.

We have these things we have learned, which are subject to visceral disagreement and great controversy. We have other things we have learned, which are not subject to any substantive disagreement whatsoever. If you take the things that are not subject to any disagreement, and pursue them with logic and common sense, you arrive at conclusions which…well, don’t ask me to explain it. Just watch this.

Saddam Hussein used to have weapons of mass destruction. He used to. This is not subject to dispute in any way, at least, not from those who are informed about the situation; it is an established fact. As of 2003, it would seem, he no longer had them. Conclusion? He physically got rid of them somehow, between 1991 and 2003. That last sentence, if I say it out loud in a mixed environment, in a public setting, I am branded a right-wing zealot and a Bush apologist. What does a “moderate” person have to say about it? Honestly, I’m still trying to figure that one out. Based on what I can discern from actually living in the year 2006, it seems a “moderate” person isn’t even supposed to be thinking about what became of the weapons.

We aren’t talking about pop-guns here. I really can’t think of a more important question to try to answer…and I don’t know of anyone who can…

Here’s another one. As of a month ago, the head of the CIA says we have killed or captured 5,000 Al Qaeda terrorists (h/t: Politechnical Inst.). If someone, somewhere, thinks he has been lying about this, I’ve yet to see or hear of that case being made. Nor do I hear anything of the liberal plan to somehow disable 1,000-or-more Al Qaeda operatives per year, on average, as they seek to gain control of our government. Right before an election, I can’t think of a more important question to ask; neither can anybody else, to the best I’m aware; yet for a reporter to ask a Democrat candidate, “what are your plans to kill or capture terrorists?” is an unthinkable prospect, and surely such a reporter would be branded as a right-wing hack. In short, we all “agree” this question is pretty important, but we won’t tolerate anyone actually seeking an answer to it. The people I am repeatedly told are “moderate” and “unbiased,” simply won’t permit it.

I have more. Like…”everybody agrees” that the popularity of the United States within the world community, is on a steep downturn. When I say everybody agrees, what I mean is that people disagree about what is to be inferred from this, not about the premise itself. The consensus is that we are held in lower regard by other countries, compared to the way we were seen before. It is not uncommon to have debates about our policies in which some of us call our current President a liar, and insinuate some pretty awful things about him…he misrepresented intelligence to get us into a war, he’s stirring up a “climate of fear” to solidify his power base, etc. Freedom of speech extends to saying such things, in Yahoo Chat, in bulletin boards, and other places where the international community can easily see the dissention in place within our borders. Not even the slightest social taboo discourages this airing of dirty laundry for all the world to see, as was the case in times past. Conclusion: Perhaps other countries have a lower regard for us not because of our policies, but because we’ve been so incredibly candid about how divided we are, and how little we care for each other. That would seem to be worthy of acceptance by some reasonable minds, or at the very least some serious exploration — at LEAST that — but again, if I say it out loud in a public place I’m a you-know-what.

I have yet one more, and it has to do with supporting the troops while opposing the mission in which those troops are engaged. I am told, fairly often, that this is intellectually possible and is even widely, and sincerely, practiced. I have formed the habit of questioning this thusly: Does such support extend to all the troops? Even the troops deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan, voluntarily, choosing to sign up specifically for the mission at hand, because of a personal belief in it? Troops who consistently vote Republican? I’m not sure of the answer to that question, because the next thing that happens is a bobbing of the Adam’s apple followed by a quick change of subject. Naturally, I only ask such a question in a private setting, because…well, you know the rest.

I suppose it’s only natural that inspecting current events with some genuine curiosity, something beyond simply mouthing the most widely-accepted platitudes, is always going to be a touchy subject. And I have great confidence you are able to inspect what has happened, in these times, with the same latitude and real freedom that I can use to inspect — let us say for sake of argument — World War I.

Lessons to be learned from this? Well, it’s clear to me that freedom of speech is pretty worthless without a freedom to think for yourself, and a freedom to think for yourself can’t be exercised in any meaningful way without a freedom to communicate your ideas in a wide variety of environments. During elections, in between elections, in public but isolated areas, in places where real decisions are made. Directed toward audiences of like-minded individuals, and directed toward others more inclined to challenge your ideas. Perhaps that’s why the First Amendment covers the right of the people peaceably to assemble as well as the much-ballyhooed “freedom of speech.”

Another lesson to be learned from this is that, apparently, one of the best ways to safeguard this right to peaceably assemble — to take your ideas someplace where they’ll flourish, and actually have an effect on things, regardless of merit — is to constantly, constantly, constantly bitch and moan about having the freedom-of-speech taken away, whether or not that is really the case.

It makes no sense, none whatsoever, to say “I am opposed to any and all operations to fight terrorism, but don’t you dare say that I’m not committed to fighting terrorism.” Or to say “everybody agrees Saddam Hussein was a dangerous, bad guy, but he wasn’t really so bad, and he was not dangerous.” Or to blame one’s own country for all the evil that takes place in the world, pontificating about our own guilt endlessly, and then intone with righteous indignation “but don’t question my patriotism.” None of those things make any sense. And yet the people who indulge in such neck-breaking contradictions, are about to win a major election. Because of an eleventh-hour sex scandal, with fingerprints of behind-the-scenes manipulation ALL over it.

What will they actually DO once they’re in? Only you know, grandchildren. The only thing anyone will tell me, is something about investigations and impeachment hearings. What about this thing everybody’s supposed to be worried about…the terrorists? My “moderates” tell me that, by simply asking the question, I am contributing to the Climate of Fear.

It would appear there is a great deal more to “freedom of speech” than the ability to say something without fear of criminal prosecution. We all have that ability, or at least most of it. But that much larger protection, the freedom of speech…the freedom to conduct a real dialog in which ideas are exchanged — where questions are asked, with a genuine expectation that something valuable will be learned — that’s a wholly different thing. And I’m afraid that’s been lost. Entirely reasonable inquiries can be made, and the next thing that happens is not a reckoning of the most plausible answer, or a pondering of the unworkability of coming up with a plausible answer, but instead, the branding of the person who asked the question as a “kook.” Nobody really expects it to go any differently anymore.

Jello, Nail, Tree

Sunday, October 8th, 2006

Jello, Nail, Tree

So what was my fan mail all about, anyway? It was about that horse’s ass Keith Olbermann and his latest rant against President Bush, which I needed to watch just in case I forgot the lessons of my youth…namely, how stunningly useless criticism-for-criticism’s-sake-alone can be. How little criticism, by itself, really says when it’s offered without an accompanying solution. How much volume and heat it can generate, how righteously indignant it can sound — and why intelligent, effective leaders rarely listen to it, in situations where it’s delivered without a plan.

Oh, every snippy paragraph makes the Bush-hating anti-war hippy giggle like a giddy schoolgirl, and insofar as that criteria applies, it’s “good.” But what is to be made of this? Olbermann refuses to tell us. Instead, he tells us what we are not supposed to make of it…

Yesterday at a fundraiser for an Arizona Congressman, Mr. Bush claimed, quote, “177 of the opposition party said ‘You know, we don’t think we ought to be listening to the conversations of terrorists.”

The hell they did.

177 Democrats opposed the President’s seizure of another part of the Constitution.

Not even the White House press office could actually name a single Democrat who had ever said the government shouldn’t be listening to the conversations of terrorists.

Having defined exactly what kind of deception and skulduggery it is in which he thinks the President is engaged, Olbermann then pursues a windy screed, repeatedly referring to the administration’s “lies.”

President Bush may have been referring to a vote that took place in the House late last month on supporting his warrantless wiretap program. I do not know of any other method our country has of “listening to the conversations of terrorists.” I don’t know of any other means of doing this, I don’t think Olbermann knows, and I don’t think the 177 know.

So President Bush’s interpretation has merit, at least with me. That’s a matter of opinion. But it’s a legitimate opinion to have.

Olbermann’s entire windy epistle rests on a fundamental premise: If you have that opinion, then you have placed words in someone else’s mouth, and therefore you are a “liar.” Well…isn’t Olbermann, then, exactly what he calls others? The 177 Democrats want terrorists to conduct their conversations in secret, at least from us — OR — the Democrats have some other method in mind that will protect the Constitution in all the ways they have in mind and at the same time go ahead an intercept those conversations. They want President Bush to stop OR they have a better way in mind to do what he’s trying to do.

Both of those may not apply; and one, or the other, must. Logically, this is inescapable. So which is it.

Well, Olbermann says I’m a liar if I infer Option A instead of Option B. There is no factual evidence of which I’m aware — none, whatsoever — that would support Option B. None. Olbermann named — none. The 177, so far as I know, named — none.

But if I pursue Occam’s Razor, Olby says I’m a liar.

Fuck him. Craven hypocrite.

Unbelievably, writing for ZDNet, Jeff Cohen argues that “strong criticism of an extremist presidency hardly makes Olbermann a leftist.” That’s a meme being repeated in a great many places, and it shows the truism that a vast pattern of re-echoing, does little to make a point meritorious. Olby is pursuing the “nailing jello to a tree” defense, the Bart Simpson type of “I never said that” thinking — which, even if you happen to agree with it, is a pretty far cry from what we need here.

I mean, just use common sense here. When you need to get something done, “Federal Express” style — ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, HAVE TO — what the fuck good is it to have a whole bunch of nattering nabobs calling out “don’t do it this way don’t do it that way”…and then when you say “you don’t seem to want me to get it done” angrily lash back with the “I never said that” defense?

I mean it’s a great way of thinking when you want to obstruct things. But do you do your own stuff this way? Unclog a stopped-up drain? Drive down a winding road on a foggy day? Figure out what pesticide to use in your garden? Scrape old paint off your house, and buy a bucket of newer stuff for the next coat? Bleed your car’s brakes?

Anything, where you need to figure out a) the state of affairs as they really exist; and b) what to do about them. How useful is it to have someone snarkily challenge you to figure out what they’re trying to say, and deliberately make it as difficult as nailing jello to a tree, to pin them down on it? HOW, in the Butthole of Premenstrual Ganesh, does this silly, snippy intellectual exercise get us any closer to where we need to be?

Olbermann went on to quote the President saying “If you listen closely to some of the leaders of the Democratic Party…it sounds like they think the best way to protect the American people is � wait until we’re attacked again. [emphasis mine]” Further on down in the transcript, Olbermann refers to this as “slander.”

Why do people keep calling this sportscaster brave? Why do they repeatedly credit him with “speaking truth to power”? He’s a hypocrite, plain and simple. All he’s doing, is jumping to extravagant, poorly-supported conclusions about the intent behind what others are saying…and denying the President exactly that same privilege, calling him a liar for doing so.

Keith Olbermann is exactly what he calls others. Exactly. The only difference is, when President Bush talks about how he interprets the vote cast by the 177, he’s posing an argument based on logic and common sense: If you don’t intercept the conversations this way, then how? And no answer forthcoming, you’re opposed to…exactly what he said you’re opposed to. And in drawing his inference that some liberals want no action to be taken until the country is attacked again, he’s providing his personal interpretation; his words allow for a reasonable, different, interpretation by other people. He’s talking about what it means to him. His opinion.

Olbermann, on the other hand, is passing judgment, allowing for no dissenting viewpoint, none whatsoever. A liar is whoever Olbermann says is a liar. He pretends that the facts support his thesis…and they simply don’t. What they support, is that Olbermann is guilty of hypocrisy, and we’re engaged in a situation in which better-quality thinking is absolutely necessary, or else our continuing existence is subject to random chance.

Discrimination, Prejudice and Preferences

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

Discrimination, Prejudice and Preferences

This blog, which nobody actually reads anyway, makes a subtle reference to an experiment conducted thousands of years ago to determine the size of the earth. The experiment was conducted by a an ordinary guy…a high-ranking official, a library administrator, a student of philosophy and sciences, but not someone who had any “business” dabbling in such things. And yet, he got the answer more-or-less right.

So thinking about what he did, we examine the methods we use today to get answers more or less wrong. Thinking in committees, paying overly-too-much attention to accredited people with letters after their names, subordinating our own common sense to the apparatchiks and charlatans and talking heads and, last but not least, the “prevailing viewpoint.”

Prof. Walter E. Williams has been writing a series of articles that dovetail beautifully with this, pointing out the three intangible nouns listed in the headline to this post. Those three words are thrown around with great frequency nowadays. They have very specific meanings if you take the time to look them up in a dictionary…when you glean the intended meaning at the time those words are used, their meanings are not quite so well-defined or well-thought-out.

That’s a problem. It’s representative, I would add, of a much, much larger problem. As of Wednesday, Dr. Williams would like to discuss preferences, and I recommend you go take a look at it. Actually, I recommend you read all of this series, article by article, word by word. Makes you think.

Preferences alone do not determine behavior. If we conducted a survey asking people which they prefer: filet mignon or chuck steak, Rolex watches or Timex, Rolls Royces or Dodge Neons, I’m guessing that filet mignon, Rolex and Rolls Royce would win hands down. Having found what people preferred the most, then watch what they actually do. You would find chuck steak outselling filet mignon, Timex watches outselling Rolex, and Dodge Neons outselling Rolls Royces any day of the week.
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What minimum wage laws do is lower the cost of, and hence subsidize, racial preference indulgence…If filet mignon sold for $9 a pound and chuck steak $4, the cost of discriminating in favor of filet mignon is $5 a pound, the price difference. But if a law mandating a minimum price for chuck steak were on the books, say, $7 a pound, it would lower the cost of discrimination against chuck steak.

Minimum wage laws lower the cost of discrimination. Well, of course they do. Dr. Williams is examining differentials in price, and any regulation in price — of which I, personally, have ever come to be aware — has been a regulation toward normalcy. That is to say, I don’t know of any price restriction or wage restriction that says “you must charge an excessively larger price for this commodity, compared to that commodity.” I don’t know of anything like that proposed anywhere. No, wage and price restrictions tend strongly toward a median. Toward something wishy-washy and lukewarm. Can’t have it too high, that’ll hurt somebody…too low, it will hurt someone else.

So it just makes sense that when you have regulations toward uniformity, differentials gradually disappear. And that means, to borrow from Dr. Williams’ phraseology, the “cost of discrimination” is lowered. It has to be.

And that means the cost of any kind of discrimination comes down, as the differentials wane away. We say we don’t like people to discriminate. Well, this simple logic demonstrates that the desire to fight discrimination, stands in strident opposition to the desire to fight economic discomfort. Those who claim to support both, are either misrepresenting their actions, chasing their own tails, or both.

Pretty easy to argue with this by rankling distastefully at the outcome; but the logic that leads to that outcome, seems pretty solid. I’d like to see someone emerge and tell me where Dr. Williams has gone wrong. Not holding my breath.

Fan Mail

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

Fan Mail

It’s just too good to let go. It’s a comment by FARK user EvelFarknievel who, hell, could be a thirteen-year-old mentally-challenged kid for all I know. And he, who says “If you are a Republican, I hate you and wish great suffering for you and your fellow Republicans,” goes on quite a tear. It always pleases me to read how incredibly wealthy and privileged I am.

Morgan Freeberg has an opinion about everything in his conservative – celebrated blog. And if you disagree with him, he’ll try to paint you as a “liberal” who hates America. In this thread he’s just called all of us who disagree with him stupid. If he could now just make up some lies about us, and say we’re all soft on terrorism, he could apply for a job with the Bush Admionistration.

He doesn’t realize that most of us can go toe-to-toe with him intellectually. His sprawling intellect is perceptively diminished by his failure to actually think for himself.

Mr. Freeberg is not part of the problem. He and people like him are *ALL* of the problem. He and his rich, white, fellow Republicans sit around counting their money and feeling smug that they are so much smarter than the rest of us while blindly following the new dictator of America.

He is reading this now and scoffing at the use of the word dictator as overblown hype, not realizing that history has proven the course of action currently being undertaken by this administration has proven in history to be disastrous over and over and over. And over.

He probably thinks the war was a good idea. He probably thinks the deficit is simply a necessary by-product of the genius of this administration. He undoubtedly thinks the Constitution is just an outdated piece of paper that has no place in today’s world.

He thinks this because he feels safe for now.

But while he is feeling safe and supporting the Administration, they are taking advantage of that, and Mr. Freeberg’s freedoms are quietly disappearing. And like people of other countries who have blindly supported the degrading of freedom by a corrupt, power hungry administration, he will eventually wake up one day and realize how terribly wrong he was and be full of regret.

I actually envy him. I’ll bet he gets more sleep at night than I do, because he doesn’t worry what kind of world is being created for his children. He thinks everything is fine. I wish I could lie to myself that way. I’d sleep a lot better.

Blah blah blah…yeah, not exactly an overture to an exchange of reasoned ideas, is it? Looks more like a plea for high-fives and pats on the back from his liberal buddies. Which, in that thread, I didn’t see forthcoming, but I did call out to his attention that apparently he can put words in other peoples’ mouths, while I’m not allowed to do the same thing. Which, interestingly, was supposed to be the entire focus of his complaint about me.

Ah, well. The topic under discussion was the irrational ravings of Keith Olbermann. That could have been Olbermann himself, using a pseudonym.

Truth and Fairness

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

Truth and Fairness

In observing what’s going on down in Florida, I’m inclined to think of a certain Steven Segal movie, and I think it’s this one. There’s an unintentionally hilarious scene at the end where the Army helicopters are dusting the good citizens of…whatever town it is…with some kind of vaccine or innoculant. The citizens look up at the helicopters, obviously concerned about whether they are being poisoned. But not to worry, the helicopters have loudspeakers. Someone dutifully explains through the loudspeakers that the powder is harmless. No identification, nothing. The citizens look relieved. Oh, okay, well I’m glad that’s all cleared up.

The poorly-thought-out segment creates quite a few heady questions for anyone inclined to think about such things. What are governments supposed to do, anyway? Can we believe everything our government tells us? Should we?

Well, there’s this bizarre wrinkle in Florida law that says the ballots must be printed with Mark Foley’s name on them. Absentee ballots have already gone out…Foley was still in the running at the time they went out…everybody has to have the same ballot. So you can swap the candidates, but you can’t change the list.

In sum, the law compels the list of names, to lie.

On this, there is little disagreement. The disagreement concerns what to do…

The Washington Post is reporting as of yesterday, that supports of Foley’s replacement, Joe Negron, may post signs indicating that a vote for Foley is really a vote for Negron.

An e-mail from the State Division of Elections to election supervisors in counties that are part of Foley’s district said that “preferably, the notice would be placed in every voting booth” and in absentee ballot mailings. The suggestion angered some Democrats who said it gives Negron unfair help.

See the thing about “unfair help”? That has been a huge controversy up until now. There’s a school of thought that says you shouldn’t post any signs about a specific candidate, no matter what the tone, anywhere near the polling place. Several other states have that law. I wasn’t able to find where Florida has such a law, and apparently nobody else can find that out either…so a school-o-thought, is all it is. Certainly I can understand it.

But if “fairness” is what it’s all about, the dictum becomes self-contradictory. In a great big hurry, it does.

How fair is it to run for the House, and have some pervert’s name printed next to the hole voters are to punch to vote for you?

So those who object to the signs, are standing up for fairness but not universal fairness. They want the lying-ballot to be left unchallenged. No inserts handed out with the ballots, no signs in the voting booth, or within one hundred, two hundred, five hundred feet of the polling place. It’s all about fairness…fairness only for certain people. Democrats. Hey, give them some credit, they’re usually not lying. It’s pretty tough to find any of them claiming to stand up for fairness for everyone. It’s pretty tough to find any of them claiming they’d argue the same way, if the situation was reversed…or anyone pointedly asking them such a thing. No, overall, the people who argue that the lying ballots should be left unchallenged, are arguing that for the sake of “fairness” and they don’t say a whole lot else about what motivates them.

So we have a situation here, where “fairness” as interpreted by some, is the opposite of truth. I suspect the point I’m making here, is something everybody already understands intuitively: This situation comes up a lot more often than we know.

And that’s why real flesh-and-blood people, who don’t live in movies, are hardly inclined to stop worrying when a helicopter dumps powder on their heads and a loudspeaker intones that the powder is harmless. Real people aren’t going to stop worrying in that situation…they’re going to start worrying. Because real people understand, one man is inclined to tell another man the truth, if and when the two men are true peers, and have interests that are identical.

That set of circumstances simply doesn’t come up very often in real life. Everybody who’s ever made their mother something shitty in Arts and Crafts, and taken it home to her and asked her if she liked it, has been lied to…by their own mother. And we all know it. The simple fact of the matter is, people have to be forced to tell the truth; to be held to account. That used to be what having a free press is all about. Here we are, in 2006, having a fairly vicious debate about whether it’s okay, or even compulsory, to lie in a voting ballot. Mark Foley is not “on the ballot.” That’s simply a fact.

So look what we have going on here. Democrats perceive fairness — to them — to be antithetical to telling the truth. They want the ballot to be left in place, they want voters to believe the choice is between a Democrat and a pervert…which is a lie. And with the lie in place, they want a Democrat elected to that seat, so that Democrats can take over Congress, and next year the Democratic Congress will tell us terrorism isn’t a problem anymore. And since it will be a popularly-elected Congress, we’ll just have to believe them.

Don’t worry about the terrorists…just like, don’t worry about the powder. We’ll be coerced to believe that, so soon after being deceived about who the candidates are.

I dunno, guys. I’ll be the first to confess our relationship with government should be based on cynicism, rather than “trust.” I believe that, and it’s plain the Founding Fathers believed that too. We revere the opinions of the Founding Fathers, today, because they understood “fairness” was a subjective concept, decided by individuals — and “fairness” to one coterie, often stands in opposition to truth. That is the philosophy upon which our system of government is really based. But at the same time, it seems to me, it’s going a bit far to lobby the government into telling the electorate factually untrue things, and then lie by omission to support the untrue things.

Foleygate Wrap-Up

Friday, October 6th, 2006

Foleygate Wrap-Up

It’s pretty early to be wrapping things up, but I think we know everything we need to know at this point.

It seems pretty clear Foley is scum, and the Republican majority in the House really has handled this badly. Another thing is abundantly clear: Democrats have no ideas for how to lead this country. None. They criticize, and when people ask them what they’d do differently, they respond with a blank stare, “Go To Candidate XXX’s Website To Find Out,” righteous indignation, or a sudden change of subject.

They might very well win this midterm. They might win both houses of Congress. If they do, they will have won because of Mark Foley and not because of their ideas.

Howard Dean’s been e-mailing me as a “Fellow Democrat,” busily indoctrinating me about how Republicans have a “culture of corruption” and have been making a bunch of messes that a Democratic majority would promptly clean up. How his team would clean it up, he doesn’t want to tell me. I understand I’m supposed to think Democrats would be much cleaner; why I’m supposed to think that, he doesn’t want to tell me that either.

Mark Foley, so far as people can figure out, seems to have been engaged in his shenanigans for a very, very long time. Do we have a clean party-divide between the folks who knew about this and the folks that didn’t…with all in-the-know belonging to the GOP, and all the ignorant klutzes being Democrats? If not, then the Republican guilt, and the Democrat innocence — the two big reasons to vote for a donk this fall — both lose a whole lot of punch. On the other hand, if that is indeed the case, who the hell wants them running, or cleaning up, anything?

Well, via Strata-Sphere, we see the first of those two scenarios is much more likely.

Foleygate May Turn Into CREWgate

The FBI, which keeps meticulous records and has no reason to spin this mess, is now claiming that CREW had the emails as early as April and that they were so heavily redacted the FBI could not do much with them – so says the Washington Post:

Law enforcement officials said then that the e-mails did not provide enough evidence of a possible crime to warrant a full investigation. In the e-mails, Foley praises the physical attributes of one page and asks another teenager for his picture.

In subsequent days, unidentified Justice and FBI officials told reporters that the e-mails provided by CREW were heavily redacted and that the group refused to provide unedited versions to the FBI. One law enforcement official…also told The Washington Post the FBI believed that CREW may have received the e-mails as early as April and that the group refused to tell the FBI how they were obtained.

Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler points us to Newsbusters where we get a little bit of much-needed perspective on this.

ABC�s World News Tonight story on [Congressman Mel] Reynolds being convicted on August 23, 1995, didn�t have any fury about how Democrats could allow this sexual predator in their caucus. For their part, ABC seemed more suffused with sadness than outrage:

Diane Sawyer, substitute anchor: “In Chicago, Congressman Mel Reynolds remains free on his own recognizance after his conviction last night of having sex with a minor. His lawyers say they’ll appeal. In the meantime, the Illinois Democrat will continue to pick up a paycheck, as ABC’s Ron Claiborne reports.”

Ron Claiborne: “In the end, it was Mel Reynolds’ own words that led to his conviction on charges of having sex with a 16-year-old girl. Jurors said the most powerful evidence against him was police tape recordings of his intimate phone conversations with Beverly Heard, now 19.”

Jeslyn Cipriani, Juror: “It was the tapes, the transcripts that we heard, Mel and Beverly talking.”

Claiborne: “At one point on the tapes, which were made with Heard’s cooperation, she and Reynolds discussed what underwear he prefers. He also uses explicit language as he talks about having sex with her and with himself. On the stand, Reynolds denied ever having sex with Heard. He insisted their conversations were only phone sex fantasies. But the jury convicted him of all 12 felony counts, including sexual abuse and sexual assault. He was also found guilty of soliciting child pornography for asking Heard for a nude photo of a 15-year-old girl; and of obstruction of justice, for trying to get Heard to recant her accusations.

“The convictions likely end Reynolds’ promising political career. He had risen from a childhood of poverty in rural Mississippi to Harvard, Oxford Rhodes scholar and to Congress.”

Can’t you just hear that Democrat Wizard of Oz, telling you to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain?

Well, whaddya gonna do. Thus ends the 2006 midterm elections, and we’re left not so much with answers, but with a nagging question: Do liberal ideas really work? They’ve been tried lots of times, with a pretty dismal record of success. Their big selling point is supposed to be that whether they work or not, people believe them. Well, do people, really? It doesn’t seem Democrats can even win, unless there’s a Republican scandal. They themselves appear convinced that this is the only way they’ve got a shot at peddling their fecal moon pies at the high school bake sale.

Watergate…some charismatic saxophone-playin’ ladeez-man in a couple three-way presidential races…and, yet another Republican scandal. This time, with the fingerprints of manipulation all over it. Those are the only ways you get Democrats elected on the national stage. Across a third of a century!

Whether they win or lose this round, that pattern will remain solid this year.

We just don’t want them. We’ve outgrown ’em. Even if they end up in charge of everything next year, they’re still done.

Update: Denny tells ’em to stick it.

10,000 Year Old Liberal

Friday, October 6th, 2006

10,000 Year Old Liberal

Via Boortz: Archeologists have discovered the fossilized remains of a liberal who lived 10,000 years ago. Take a look.

Snap Out Of It

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

Snap Out Of It

Karol at Alarming News tells Republicans that if they’re too stupefied by the Foley scandal to drag their asses to a voting booth on election day, they need to just snap the hell out of it.

She speaks for me. Get over it already, Republicans…assuming you’re as demoralized as everybody keeps telling me you are. Which, of course, I somewhat doubt.

This Is Good XXIV

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

This Is Good XXIV

This was a great sense of enjoyment to me last week, and I forgot to bookmark the site, which makes a practice of eviscerating several other quality cinematic productions besides this one, The Movie That Killed Batman.

I just love this “review.” Not only is it gratuitously harsh on the talented contributions of Mr. Schumacher, but it’s well-written too. Includes such gems as…

Bruce Wayne: Millionaire playboy who fights crime by night. Pushing forty, yet still unmarried and living all alone with a guy in his twenties. I’m not implying anything here, I’m just saying.

Alfred: Batman and Robin’s English butler. In this film, he’s dying of a Movie Illness that seriously impairs his ability to pick secure passwords.

Pamela Isley: A Greenpeace reject who gets infused with plant toxins that compel her to constantly toss out smutty one-liners. (Imagine Mae West reincarnated as a carrot.)

As an afterthought, it should be noted Schumacher’s other contribution to the Batman franchise had one (1) redeeming quality, and only one. Batman III, a.k.a. Batman Forever, had a cool car. A very cool car.

There’s a website dedicated to the Batman III car. Don’t want to lose track of it.

Harmless?

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

Harmless?

Conspiracy theories. They’re the Burma Shave signs of our times.

That they’re popping up around us like zits on a teenager’s face, is a bad thing, but the reason they’re doing so is rooted in something healthy. People understand that whatever your feelings about the war, like it or not we have a War President right now. Which means very little, really — except, where you normally have to get out of bed every morning being suspicious of your government when it’s at peace, in times like these you’re better off harboring renewed suspicions every hour on the hour.

And this calls for crisp, cool, thinking. Knowing what you know, and knowing what you don’t. Ideally, relying on logic that is so solid, that someone who passionately disagrees with you on the conclusion would say “I don’t like to admit it but that makes a lot of sense.” That’s what you have to do in order to make sure our government has all the tools it needs for the unprecedented threat, and at the same time, our constitutional protections remain firm.

As a whole we are woefully unprepared for this task. McDonald’s-And-Hookers type Presidents, Cabbage Patch Dolls, Tamagotchi Toys and Oprah Winfrey have left us with an intellectual toolset which, for the task that awaits us, is roughly equivalent to clear-cutting a redwood forest with a hundred spatulas. We don’t know what we’re doing. I think we know that we don’t know what we’re doing.

Poll a hundred people about their primary source for what’s going on in the world. I’m sure you’ll get back CNN and the New York Times…and say what you will about those sources, at least they try to lend an appearance to reporting news. But adminster truth serum before the questioning, and ask which news source consumes more time out of your participants’ daily lives as they collect information from that source — well, who wants to be in the kitchen grabbing a beer, or in the bathroom, when the commercial is over and John Stewart’s smiling face comes back on? He’s so funny, so glib, so witty. Nobody wants to miss a single minute of that. So most people get news from there. They don’t admit it; they think it doesn’t show; but when they start arguing about politics, it shows. Certain people, everything that comes out of their mouths, is a cliche. Some cliches are rhetorical questions. They are not met with answers, or with logical arguments about why the questions set up false choices, or why the questions are off-topic — they are met with a change-of-subject. Nobody ever digs in. Rarely does anybody actually exchange ideas with someone else.

But a conspiracy theory makes you feel like you’re doing something. Nevermind the patent absurdity of believing your government is out to kill you — and then hopping in your car Monday through Friday, going through your stupid little commute to your stupid little job. Aren’t you supposed to go underground, drive yourself paranoid and have Patrick Stewart chase you all over hell-n-gone? So really, nobody wants to do anything about the problem we have with the government lying to us — most people just want to look like they’ve identified the problem, or at least, become wise to the problem before most other folks.

Is it harmless?

I used to think so. Then I read this

Former US Attorney General Says Prosecutors Botched McVeigh Case
Tuesday October 03, 2006 8:01am

Washington, DC (AP) – Former U-S Attorney General John Ashcroft says federal prosecutors “botched” the case of Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh.

Ashcroft’s claim is in a new book called “Never Again: Securing America and Restoring Justice” which goes on sale today.

Ashcroft criticizes prosecutors for agreeing to provide material not normally given to criminal defendants.
:
Prosecutors in the case are dismissing Ashcroft’s claims. Former prosecutor Larry Mackey says the prosecution team provided unprecedented information to the defense because they wanted the public to know the government wasn’t hiding anything. [emphasis mine]

It’s not harmless.

There is a difference between a government that is transparent, and a government that is toothless and ineffectual. And like it or not, we seem to have a pattern going where whenever we ask for the first of those two, we end up getting the second. And, like it or not, part of the legitimate business of our government is to do things to incredibly evil men…things that, like Jack Nicholson said, “you don’t talk about at parties.” Our leaders start showing off how fuzzy and harmless their agencies are, and the next thing that happens, people die.

That is not to say I intend to plug my ears and go “LA LA LA LA” if & when someone provides real evidence that the Flight 77 crash was staged and there never was a plane, or that Flight 93 was hit by a missile. But I wish people wouldn’t promulgate such things just to make themselves feel important. Or to make a buck.

It’s not harmless. It’s just not.

Not Articulated Outright III

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Not Articulated Outright III

Smart people have problems with the way they think about things, sometimes, that dumb people don’t have. Believe me, I’m in a position to know.

One of the problems smart people have, is that their brains, like high-performance sports cars, fail to function at their peak when they’re just tootling along. They want to go faster. And so they become vulnerable to being “out-thought” by clever charlatans who can give them a good “nudge” off in the direction the charlatan wants them to go. If the charlatan doesn’t speak the idea he wants to sell, word-for-word, the responsibility for going off on that bunny trail is all on the smart person and not on the charlatan.

Say the word “test” ten times as fast as you can. Now, what do you put in a toaster? No, the answer isn’t “toast,” it’s BREAD. That’s an example of what I’m talking about. I give you a good push in the direction of thinking what I want you to think, but I don’t actually say it word-for-word; I leave that up to you. That you would put toast in a toaster, is an idea that makes no sense, and for me to risk my reputation by putting something into words, I need my statements to make some sense. But I can imply things all day long; silly, nonsensical things. If and when someone wants to pick up on what I’m implying, the responsibility rests on them.

So we have all these silly things, only implied, not articulated outright.

And the thing implied here, not articulated outright, is this.

President Bush is stupid, and with a friendly, Republican-controlled Congress doing his bidding, our government is doing stupid things. He’s acting on false intelligence and invading countries that aren’t a threat to us. That’s one reason we need to give Congress to the Democrats, so they can provide a check on these dumb things the President is doing. Furthermore, Republicans are a bunch of family-values hypocrites. Their ranks are loaded with perverts like Mark Foley, who sent inappropriate messages to a sixteen-year-old male page.

Republicans knew all about what was going on. Democrats didn’t. Republicans, therefore, are known to cover for a sexual predator in order to hang on to a congressional seat. If the Democrats knew about what Foley was doing, surely they would have blown this story wide open and brought him to justice. But they couldn’t do that because Republicans control Congress.

We need the Democrats to control Congress. We need their superior powers of observation, their solid connections to science, and their critical thinking skills to run a check on this Bubble Boy presidency.

It would seem this thing with Foley has been going on for at least five years….

Uh, ahem.

We got a little bit of a contradiction here. Democrats are so smart they know what’s going on…except they don’t…even when it’s been going on for years.

I think I’m starting to see why this argument isn’t being articulated outright anywhere. Instead, the voters are being led down a path, to reach the desired conclusions on their own. The question remains, did the Democrats know about this or not? Two answers are possible, and only two; either one will compromise the message that a Democrat-controlled Congress will fix much of anything; and so, I’m not holding my breath waiting for the answer.

But boy, I’d sure like to know what it is.

Memo For File XXVI

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Memo For File XXVI

David Luban is a professor at Georgetown University. Last summer he wrote a treatise assaulting the practice of torture which, for hundreds of thousands of liberals, has showcased all the arguments about why we shouldn’t be doing it. For me, his essay showcased…uh, the pun is quite unintentional…tortured logic.

Prof. Luban set out to attack the “Ticking Time-Bomb Scenario” and to show how little it benefits us to discuss this hypothetical in evaluating torture against real-world situations. Somewhere in the literary adventure, is professorly mindset got a little sidetracked, because he made a point of drawing on real-life events that proved without a doubt the validity of the scenario. Specifically, he chose — for reasons I still don’t understand — the events surrounding Operation Bojinka, the plot to attack airliners in 1995. This was a complicated plan involving an attack on the CIA headquarters, assassinating Pope John Paul II, and detonating passenger airliners over the South China Sea and the Pacific Ocean. Philippine police tortured Abdul Hakim Murad, the suicide pilot who was supposed to crash the plane into the CIA, for 67 days. This wasn’t waterboarding, it was lit cigarettes on the testes, and beatings. As Luban himself said, “Grisly, to be sure �- but if they hadn�t done it, thousands of innocent travelers might have died horrible deaths.”

Mmmmkay. If you want me to stop believing in the Ticking Time Bomb scenario, and you want to present a real-life episode wherein Ticking Time Bomb was real and worked just fine-and-dandy…twist my arm, professor.

But sometime after that, Luban wrote another article which appeared in the Washington Post, also seeking to disqualify the Ticking Time Bomb scenario. This time, someone must have reminded the Professor that when you’re trying to convince people it’s a sunny day outside, pointing out the water on the sidewalk and the gray clouds and the umbrellas everywhere — it’s probably not the right way to go. So, gone was any mention of Abdul Hakim Murad and Operation Bojinka. Prof. Luban carefully stuck to philosophy on this one, and stayed away from reality.

There are two torture debates going on in America today: One is about fantasy, and the other is about reality.

For viewers of TV shows such as “Commander in Chief” and “24,” the question is about ticking bombs. To find the ticking bomb, should a conscientious public servant toss the rulebook out the window and torture the terrorist who knows where the lethal device is? Many people think the answer is yes: Supreme emergencies demand exceptions to even the best rules. Others answer no: A law is a law, and a moral absolute is a moral absolute. Period. Still others try to split the difference: We won’t change the rule, but we will cross our fingers and hope that Jack Bauer, the daring counterterrorism agent on “24,” will break it. Then we will figure out whether to punish Bauer, give him a medal, or both. Finally, some insist that since torture doesn’t work — that it doesn’t actually unearth vital information — the whole hypothetical rests on a false premise. Respectable arguments can be made on all sides of this debate.

Real intelligence gathering is not a made-for-TV melodrama. It consists of acquiring countless bits of information and piecing together a mosaic. So the most urgent question has nothing to do with torture and ticking bombs. It has to do with brutal tactics that fall short — but not far short — of torture employed on a fishing expedition for morsels of information that might prove useful but usually don’t, according to people who have worked in military intelligence. After Time magazine revealed the harsh methods used at the Guantanamo Bay detention facility to interrogate Mohamed Qatani, the so-called “20th hijacker,” the Pentagon replied with a memo describing the “valuable intelligence information” he had revealed. Most of it had to do with Qatani’s own past and his role in the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. Other parts concerned al Qaeda’s modus operandi. But, conspicuously, the Pentagon has never claimed that anything Qatani revealed helped it prevent terrorist attacks, imminent or otherwise.

The real torture debate, therefore, isn’t about whether to throw out the rulebook in the exceptional emergencies. Rather, it’s about what the rulebook says about the ordinary interrogation — about whether you can shoot up Qatani with saline solution to make him urinate on himself, or threaten him with dogs in order to find out whether he ever met Osama bin Laden. And the trouble is that this second debate is so wrapped up in legalisms, jargon and half-truths that it is truly hard to unravel.

So unravel it Professor Luban does…always in a way supportive of his argument. From out of nowhere, emerges the dictum that we shouldn’t be doing this, and that if & when we do, it doesn’t work.

And this November piece effectively “Google-bombed” his name. His earlier piece, which clumsily grasped at evidence damaging to his own conclusion, was virtually buried. I haven’t been able to find it.

Until now. “LIBERALISM, TORTURE, AND THE TICKING BOMB” is a book that was excerpted in the Virginia Law Review — Vol. 91, p. 1425. Professor Luban begins to make his argument about Murad on Law Review page 1442.

But look at the example one more time. The Philippine agents were surprised he survived �- in other words, they came close to torturing him to death before he talked. And they tortured him for weeks, during which time they didn�t know about any specific al Qaeda plot. What if he too didn�t know? Or what if there had been no al Qaeda plot? Then they would have tortured him for weeks, possibly tortured him to death, for nothing. For all they knew at the time, that is exactly what they were doing. You cannot use the argument that preventing the al Qaeda attack justified the decision to torture, because at the moment the decision was made no one knew about the al Qaeda attack.

The ticking-bomb scenario cheats its way around these difficulties by stipulating that the bomb is there, ticking away, and that officials know it and know they have the man who planted it. Those conditions will seldom be met. Let us try some more realistic hypotheticals and the questions they raise:

1. The authorities know there may be a bomb plot in the offing, and they have captured a man who may know something about it, but may not. Torture him? How much? For weeks? For months? The chances are considerable that you are torturing a man with nothing to tell you. If he doesn�t talk, does that mean it�s time to stop, or time to ramp up the level of torture? How likely does it have to be that he knows something important? Fifty-fifty? Thirty-seventy? Will one out of a hundred suffice to land him on the waterboard?

2. Do you really want to make the torture decision by running the numbers? A one-percent chance of saving a thousand lives yields ten statistical lives. Does that mean that you can torture up to nine people on a one-percent chance of finding crucial information?

3. The authorities think that one out of a group of fifty captives in Guantanamo might know where Osama bin Laden is hiding, but they do not know which captive. Torture them all? That is: Do you torture forty-nine captives with nothing to tell you on the uncertain chance of capturing bin Laden?

4. For that matter, would capturing Osama bin Laden demon-strably save a single human life? The Bush administration has downplayed the importance of capturing bin Laden because American strategy has succeeded in marginalizing him. Maybe capturing him would save lives, but how certain do you have to be? Or does it not matter whether torture is intended to save human lives from a specific threat, as long as it furthers some goal in the War on Terror? This last question is especially important once we realize that the interrogation of al Qaeda suspects will almost never be employed to find out where the ticking bomb is hidden. Instead, interrogation is a more general fishing expedition for any intelligence that might be used to help “unwind” the terrorist organization. Now one might reply that al Qaeda is itself the ticking time bomb, so that unwinding the organization meets the formal conditions of the ticking-bomb hypothetical. This is equivalent to asserting that any intelligence that promotes victory in the War on Terror justifies torture, precisely because we understand that the enemy in the War on Terror aims to kill American civilians. Presumably, on this argument, Japan would have been justified in torturing American captives in World War II on the chance of finding intelligence that would help them shoot down the Enola Gay; I assume that a ticking-bomb hard-liner will not flinch from this conclusion. But at this point, we verge on declaring all military threats and adversaries that menace American civilians to be ticking bombs whose defeat justifies torture. The limitation of torture to emergency exceptions, implicit in the ticking-bomb story, now threatens to unravel, mak-ing torture a legitimate instrument of military policy. And then the question becomes inevitable: Why not torture in pursuit of any worthwhile goal?

5. Indeed, if you are willing to torture forty-nine innocent people to get information from the one who has it, why stop there? If suspects will not break under torture, why not torture their loved ones in front of them? They are no more innocent than the forty-nine you have already shown you are prepared to torture. In fact, if only the numbers matter, torturing loved ones is almost a no-brainer if you think it will work. Of course, you won�t know until you try whether torturing his child will break the suspect. But that just changes the odds; it does not alter the argument.

Luban, here, has over-thought things and he’s done it pretty badly. My beef with his argument is two-fold: First of all, he’s clinging to the twentieth-century liberal mindset that knowledge equals endorsement. Remember, the United States didn’t perform the torture on Murad, the Philippines did. Luban’s twentieth century liberal dictum says if you know something, you may continue knowing it in which case you’re endorsing any and all means invoked to learn it; or, you may un-learn what you know and proceed on the premise that the thing you know to be true, is everlastingly false and cannot be re-learned under any circumstances. There is no in-between.

Our liberals won’t let us debate this. They assert, correctly in my view, that whether or not this “game of pretend” is a worthwhile exercise, is a matter not to be left to the ballot box. To them, however, this lifts the whole matter out of the sphere of debate. That we have a moral obligation to forget things we know to be true, is a premise fit only for a monolog and never for a dialog.

Excuse me, there’s a difference between declaring a subject out of the proper realm of voting, and removing it from the arena of ideas. Seems to me, if we really become a more refined and civilized culture by playing games of pretend, this doctrine should be sufficiently durable to withstand scrutiny. I just think we should talk it over. Cop knocks on the wrong apartment door responding to a domestic call, catches you growing marijuana plants — does the law really have an obligation to pretend you’re not growing pot, when the law knows damn well that you are? Really? What if the cop walked in on you carving up your wife’s body in the bathtub?

So Luban proceeds from the premise that by using the information, the United States “lowers” itself, so to speak, to the level of the Philippine authorities who extracted the information. He doesn’t say it outright, but makes several assertions that rest on this premise.

The other problem I have, is with his drift. He asks five questions about where we should go from here. Question 1 sets up a false choice, Question 2 sets up the dubious concept of “statistical lives,” Question 3 appeals to our sensibilities to be horrified at the practice of group-torture, Question 4 calls the value of the theoretical reward into doubt, for no logical reason whatsoever. By the time he gets to Question 5 we’re beating bin Laden’s pregnant sister with a metal chair.

There’s a problem with logic drift: If it’s legitimate to take it in one direction, it’s quite alright to take it in another. Can I take this another way, in order to attack Luban’s doctrine of un-learning things? That’s how the ticking time bomb came about…the bomb is ticking away, we have a suspect, lives are at stake. Luban says, you really shouldn’t torture him because at the time, you don’t know for sure he’s the guy who planted it. Okay, what if we do know this to be the case? Luban and millions of others don’t want us to waterboard. Alrighty, so we got this guy we know planted the bomb, we can’t waterboard him…and by simple extension that means we can’t make him stand for prolonged periods of time, or deny him food. Are we then “above” the practice of, let us say, giving him lower quality food until he tells us where the bomb is? I guess we must be, so that’s out. This is all about safeguarding our principles, our way of life, our high-minded ideals.

So if all the other terrorists get to watch Amazing Race, it would be inhumane to make this guy, who knows where the bomb is, that is ticking away…sit in front of Friends reruns in solitary confinement. That would be too primitive, right?

Okay now I’m being silly. But that’s the point. Luban is engaged in multiple games of pretend here. Pretend we don’t know what Murad confessed, in a pointless virtual-protest against his treatment in another country. Again, he doesn’t say that outright but his argument rests on the dictum that that is what we should do. Pretend we can control what people think about our country, that people will stop hating us if we stop torturing, which we know damn well is not the case. Pretend that how “good” of a people we are, is some kind of moral absolute and is not subject to individual interpretations, or the day-to-day whims of people simply changing their minds, favorably or otherwise.

But most offensive of all to logic and common sense, is to simply pretend that Operation Bojinka never happened…and, somehow, cannot happen.

So no, Prof. Luban, it would seem this is emphatically not about two different torture debates, one in fantasy and one in reality. That doesn’t quite capture it. There is, instead, a “clean” debate in which our left-wing anti-war types would like to engage…a world where nobody ever tortures anybody, unless the other side does it first. And then it’s done in retaliation, never to extract information, because that never, ever works.

And then there’s the debate that recognizes if torture never works, it simply wouldn’t be done…not unless one seeks to assert that all torture is cathartic blood-lust, a personal exercise in arousal for the person doing the torturing. The latter of those two enjoys the luxury of learning from Operation Bojinka, and recognizing what took place: TORTURE WORKED. The former argument can’t afford to rely on this anecdote. It damages itself in doing this, because the anecdote proves that torture can be used to extract information, and human lives can and do depend on it.

Foley Is A (Blank)

Monday, October 2nd, 2006

Foley Is A (Blank)

Well, well, well. Congressman Mark Foley has had to resign, right before the midterm elections, because it has come to light that he has been asking 16-year-old boys what it feels like to jerk off into a towel. This is the guy responsible for enacting some of the sexual predator laws that, ironically, will probably be used to hang him. That makes Republicans look pretty bad. But wait, it looks like the Republican leadership in the House of Representatives has known about this for quite some time…and done very little about it. Why, that makes them look a whole lot worse.

I am led to believe, by those with a vested interest in me concluding such a thing, that those in power have something for which to attone. Well, I’m gonna go ahead and agree with that. This is sick and disgusting, and Speaker Dennis Hastert & Co. have some splainin’ to do.

Three problems with the Mark Foley situation:

1. As Patterico has nailed down, there is a significant discrepancy between what the facts tell us about what Hastert knew and when Speaker Hastert knew it…and what the High Priests Of TruthinessTM tell us we are supposed to conclude, about what Speaker Hastert knew and when Speaker Hastert knew it.

2. The High Priests further indignantly intone to us certain beliefs we are supposed to have about Congressman Foley’s memberships in certain groups. Specifically, they demand we are to have the opinion that the “R” after Foley’s name, is all-important. His reprehensible conduct is endemic to being a Republican, and it is a reflection upon all Republicans. His homosexuality, political correctness demands we are to believe, is off topic. Try this. Go to a left-wing blog and find some comments about Foley; it’s not hard to do. Read what they have, and substitute “Republican” with “homosexual” (since Foley is both). After that pattern replacement exercise, does the result look like something liberals, or anybody else, would have the balls to say anywhere? No, I really don’t think it does. Now, common sense tells us that to believe that one of his attributes is 100% relevant, and another of his attributes is utterly irrelevant — that just isn’t gonna fly. Common sense says that. I wonder how many among us will listen.

3. Perhaps some will think I’m unfair by simply asking the question: What did the Democrats know about this and when did they know it? I’ll confess to being biased, since as I’ve said before, I don’t trust Democrats on anything. That’s a bias. All biases are not necessarily unfair, since I have reasons to think the things I think about them. And let’s face up to something here: If no Democrats, anywhere, knew anything about the Foley shenanigans prior to 9/24/06, that sets up one scenario; but if a single Democrat under the dome, anywhere…Minority Leader Pelosi, the freshest, greenest Democrat, or anyone in between those two extremes…if even a single one of them knew a single thing about this, why, that sets up a completely different scenario. Most reasonable people, whatever their prejudices, will ‘fess up to agreeing with that. This has the appearance of being an October Surprise, in its most naked, brazen form. Why is the question not being asked anywhere?

Interesting side note: This showed up in the mail from Netflix, the very night the scandal exploded. That freakin’ night. I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked!

Update: Just getting in at the end of a long, long line of other bloggers who consider it worthwhile to point you here. Macsmind wants to ask pretty much the same questions that I do…except in my case, the questions are all I have, whereas what’s presented over there is pound after pound after pound of raw, fresh, lean meat. Every single ounce of which, raises the pertinence of the questions. Responsible Americans will demand answers before figuring out who’s naughty & who’s nice…and they’ll certainly insist on them before changing leadership of our Congress.

On Making More Terrorists

Friday, September 29th, 2006

On Making More Terrorists

Regarding last night’s post I really don’t mean to pick on the Hog. His site is one of my favorites, and the points he has made are long overdue. The thing about being tired of the finger-pointing, popular as that sentiment is, I’m just wondering who could possibly be saying this and meaning it. I would have to guess the presumption is, that nothing fruitful is coming from it and nothing can.

Hog’s pattern of thinking is clear to me. Everybody else’s, not so much. I just find it curious that so many people are so fatigued all of a sudden. Conspiracy theorists say the Jews made 9/11 happen, or President Bush did, or space aliens did…we hear the most whacked-out things about this, and nobody says “I’m so tired of this.” Clinton starts acting like some of it may be his fault, through the Shakespeare “doth protest too much” thingy. Details come out, woops, looks like some of it might actually have been his fault…suddenly people are tired of the blame game five or six days later.

Hey look what we got here! “Everybody” thinks the same thing! Nobody can articulate exactly why…the fad is sweeping the nation…and it just so happens to work to the benefit of Bubba. Golly, I’ve NEVER seen that before!

You know what? Here’s something I personally find rather exhausting, and it’s just shifting in to high gear right about…now. We’ve been talking about it all week long.

The global war on terrorism is stoking people into becoming terrorists, therefore we are creating a new generation of terrorists.

Perhaps my tolerance of this tired old cliche would be reinvigorated, if it was put to some intellectual challenge to show there’s something to it. Oh, I know there’s some evidence to back it up…I’m talking about a challenge, which is a little different. The meme actually does get some intellectual treatment in a Weekly Standard article I’ve come to learn about via blogger friend James Bostwick at Newsblog Central. It gets some challenge there…

…and in very, very few other places.

That’s a problem. The problem I’m really having with it, is that if you are a jihadist, you are a nut. Well, I grew up in Bellingham, Washington; I know nuts don’t have to be “stoked.” If you’re a nut, by definition, your gears are already stripped. I say that because of the plain insanity of what you are planning to do. That you would follow through on it, says far more about you than it does about whatever motivated you.

And I frankly don’t care how many people fall into that class. Targeting civilians to make a point, is nuts.

A guy on the radio put it the best way I’ve heard so far: You are never in more danger of being stung by hornets, than when you knock the hornet’s nest down. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it.

We tried leaving the hornet’s nest up. We tried it. We know where it gets us.

Hornets get pretty pissed when their nest is knocked down. That shouldn’t provide us with an argument for leaving the nest up. What it should do, is make us more and more grateful to the men and women who are closest to the nest — and the leaders who made the decision to knock it down. That would qualify us for the definition I have in mind for the word “civilization.”

Thing I Know #130. The noble savage gives us life. Then we outlaw his very existence. We call this process “civilization.” I don’t know why.

Update 10-2-06: Two elaborate compliments from the blogosphere in rapid succession…for an analogy that I shamelessly ripped off from somewhere else. Hey, I’ll take ’em. But credit must be redirected toward where it is due. HORNET ANALOGY: It goes to the Armstrong and Getty Show on KSTE, 650KHz. I think…and I’m about 75% sure of this, it’s no guarantee…it was Joe Getty who said this.

There. Now, if the Hornet analogy just takes off like a rocket and sets the “blogosphere” on fire, my conscience will be clean. And you know, if nobody ever comes by to read The Blog That Nobody Reads, that’ll be just fine with me, as long as the analogy finds an audience. Hornets. It’s perfect. Fits like a hand in a glove.

Keep the hornet’s nest up, so no one gets stung? Right over the seesaw or slide on which your kids play?

That’s what the Democrats want us to do. That is exactly what the Democrats want us to do. Pretend the hornets aren’t there…and criticize anyone who makes the slightest noise about taking the nest down.

When They Stop Licking It

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

When They Stop Licking It

I do not agree with this at all, at least, I don’t agree with the main focus of it. It seeks to add mass and momentum to the growing avalanche of opinion that says “I’m so sick and tired of Bush’s people and Clinton’s people pointing fingers at each otherrrrrrrrr!!!!!” as if it’s been going on and on and on for weeks, months, years, no end in sight.

Erm…I don’t get that. I really don’t. The finger-pointing is a product of Clinton’s little hissy fit which took place five days ago. And…”The Path to 9/11″ which began stirring up a lot of huffing and puffing less than a month ago. People people people — for how long did we have to endure the nonsense that was the Plame scandal? And what the hell was that about anyway. Democrats seeking to investigate how a “covert op” got her name leaked to “blackmail” her husband. Really striking a blow for the sanctity of national-security related secrets, those Democrats were. Did anyone, anywhere, believe that?

And yet, what is the finger-pointing about? It’s about looking back on the neglect shown by our leaders — Democrat and Republican alike — as those leaders worked so hard to piously reflect the laziness and ignorance the rest of us had. We’re supposed to “never again” allow 9/11 to happen, and “never forget” that it did. Okay, then. That means every clear-thinking citizen has a 9/11 commission hearing between his left ear and his right. And we look back. Embarrass Bush, embarrass Clinton, emberrass ourselves, emberrass everybody. We all got it comin’. We’re supposed to never again allow it to happen…well, that’s the first step.

So “Hog” and I disagree. I think it’s useful, and I’m not tired of it. Personally, I’ve gone a lot longer than five days, reading about stuff that was far, far less relevant to anything that remotely mattered, to anyone. So I’m not done.

I agree with everything else, though. And this is just plum good writing. Acidic, without working too hard trying to be; likably rustic, without working too hard trying to be; frank and un-subtle, without working too hard trying to be.

Perfect. Really a thing of beauty. Funniest thing I’ve read in quite some time, and not unintentionally so.

…you can’t stand on your chair and fling poo every time a journalist asks you a reasonable and important question. Clinton thinks Wallace attacked him. My response? When the press licks your behind clean every day for 14 years, and one day they stop, it probably DOES feel like an attack. But it’s not.

Clinton feels like he got manhandled. He didn’t, but even if he had been, conservatives are lied about and berated on the air every day. If they can take it, so should he. The big sissy.

It still amazes me that people think Clinton is a super genius. He got into Yale Law School because he drove a senator’s car, and because he came from Arkansas, an area where Ivy League Schools have to search pretty hard to find qualified applicants. He attended Yale on a pass/fail basis because at that time, liberal nuts had done away with grading. He doesn’t have a grade point average. All we know is that he passed. And graduating from law school is no sign of great intelligence.
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Now he has gone on the air and thrown a tantrum, and he made ridiculous statements easily proven false, and after that he was stupid enough to ream out his own staff in the presence of a TV journalist, threatening to fire them, as though it was THEIR fault he had no self-control. Brilliant? Where is the evidence?

That’s just a tiny sampling. Go read the whole thing.

I Hate Bush!

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

I Hate Bush!

Good morning! There are now 845 days before hating President George W. Bush is just as stylish and just as relevant to current events as hating James K. Polk, or Louis XIII of France.

And yet this piece, now three years old, has lost no currency, none whatsoever. That observation is a rather tragic and, one would hope, poor summation of the most advanced civilization in the world, wouldn’t you have to say?

In My World: Bush Haters of the World Unite!
Posted by Frank J. at 07:19 AM

“The meeting of Bush Haters is called to order,” Michael Moore announced, “Jonathan Chait, please read the minutes from the last meeting.”

“By unanimous vote, we declared that we hate Bush,” Chait said as he read from the minutes that were made from hastily writing with a crayon, “Also, by unanimous vote, we declared that we are much smarter than the general populace. By majority vote, it was decided that people were much happier under Saddam than the occupying force led by Bush. We also determined that we will spend more time trying to resolve how Bush can be both extremely dumb and evil and scheming and constantly outsmarting us at the same time. Still open to debate is whether Bush is worse than Hitler.”

“I like Hitler! He kill joos!”

“Oh, I would like to welcome some new members to the Bush Haters club,” Moore said, “but I need to remind our Islamic extremist friends that we refer to Jews here as ‘neo-conservatives’. I think it’s time to open the floor to general fomenting. I’ll start.” Moore took a deep breath and fixed his hat. “I hate Bush!” he screamed, shaking the floor as he jumped up and down, “I’m too busy hating Bush to shave or bathe. And he drives me to eat excessively!”

“You could use some of your eating time to instead bathe,” suggested someone in the audience.

“You shut up!” Moore responded.

After five years of stewardship by an administration the Bush-haters say wasn’t even elected, the upcoming election is about finally — FINALLY — translating their frustration over this “stolen” election into public policy. I guess when they lose elections, they get mad, and when they get mad they compaign and that leads to possibly winning the next election. Fair enough…otherwise disinterested people are persuaded to change their votes out of proxy anger, that’s their right. It’s their vote. And yet, if this process is more representative of the popular will than President Bush himself, how is it that it takes almost six years in a country with two-year election cycles?

And why is it so difficult to collect coherent reasons for hating a President? Yeah yeah, war is not good for children and other living things, and all that. But where is the unifying effect of such a clean and simple hatred? The war has been executed with its share of mistakes, strategic, tactical, and public-relations. How is it that all this other stuff enters into it?

1. In exchange for large U.S. oil companies gaining access to occupied territories, Bush reportedly gave $43 million of your tax dollars to the Taliban in May of 2001 – only 4 months before their September 11th attacks on the United States!

2. Bush had no concern about terrorist attacks on the U.S. before 9/11/01 (see #12 for more info).

3. Bush wholeheartedly supported the infamous “Patriot Act,” which infringes on most of your constitutional rights. In addition, he is an outspoken supporter of the “Patriot Act II.”

4. The Bush Regime failed to protect the people of Baghdad from looting, riots, bombings, and other undue circumstances, following the fall of the city – so that the oil ministry would be heavily guarded by U.S. troops.

5. Bush pulled the United States out of the Kyoto Treaty, a global warming agreement between major world powers, signed in 1997.

6. Bush banned federal aid to any international group offering abortions or abortion counseling, even if their funding from those projects came from other sources. THE HYPOCRISY HAS SPOKEN� although the Bush Regime has been attacking abortion rights in the U.S. too…

7. Bush used his presidential powers to repeal the Alternative Minimum Tax for corporations. All taxes paid under the AMT since its 1987 inception were refunded to the corporations. Does anyone else smell Bush’s campaign finance scheme?

8. CRIMINAL ALERT!!! Bush appointed Elliott Abrams to the National Security Council. Abrams was convicted during the Reagan administration for Iran-Contra ties. Do you really feel safe with a convicted criminal helping to oversee national security?

9. Bush proposed to nominate the attorney responsible for the court case that weakened the Americans with Disabilities Act, Jeffrey Sutton, to judgeship in a federal appeals court.

10. Bush turned the 9/11/01 terrorist attacks on the U.S. into a scheme to justify severely limiting civil rights and attacking the Constitution (see #3), and to avert public attention from the extreme economic threats the Bush Regime has invoked upon the millions of middle-class, working-class, and poor Americans, while giving break after break to large corporations and rich individuals.

11. Of Bush’s proposed $2 trillion tax cut 43% goes to the wealthiest 1% of Americans.

12. After Bush’s “election” was officially announced, President Clinton requested numerous meetings with Bush – specifically to discuss terrorists threats and making them a priority of Bush’s Regime. Bush refused to meet with Pres. Clinton, but allowed one of his staff “underlings” to talk to Clinton instead. Not surprisingly, Bush never bothered to find out what Clinton had to say.

13. Bush cut $35 million in funding for doctors to receive advanced pediatric training. Is this him saying, “No child left behind, unless they’re ill”??

14. Bush has already packed the federal courts with radical conservative judges – Charles Pickering, Pricilla Owens, and Miguel Estrada – to name a few…

The case against President Bush, as I’ve written before, is plagued with the problem of “Mass Murder and Overtime Parking.” If you believe Bush is guilty of Reason-To-Hate-#1 how can you possibly give a rat’s ass about #11? Reason-To-Hate-#5, has to do with the continuing survival of the entire planet, home to six billion souls. If you believe the President’s actions with regard to the Kyoto Treaty have some relevance, which has extinction-level implications for us, how are #6 and #14 even on the radar?

Well, anyway. I got me a whacky idea. Because it seems to me, the pressing issue of our time is not that President Bush has too much power, or not enough of it; the issue of greatest importance, is that all the other issues are being left unaddressed. Our government is spending way too much money, dirty little men who want to live in the seventh century are trying to kill us, we’re being invaded by illegal aliens, and up to about age thirty the average American is bone-chillingly stupid about American principles — and the English language. Those are our issues. President Bush has something to do with one of them through the Bush Doctrine, which we can continue to debate after he’s gone — he’s absolutely on the wrong side on another two of those, and he’s completely irrelevant to the remaining one.

We shouldn’t be arguing about whether we like him or not. Like him? Isn’t that a personal decision/problem anyway? What on earth could it have to do with an election in the first place?

So here’s my idea. Let the Bush-haters win this one. Their swelling hatred makes them something like an inflating balloon…an inflating balloon in a theater, with something life-impactingly important on the screen, and the balloon right in front of your face. It’s so hard to see what’s going on with them running around — hating. Let them win a midterm, and maybe the balloon will pop. And then we can examine the issues much more worthy of our attention. A nationwide discussion of just one of them, conducted with some honesty on both sides, would be a vast improvement what we have now.

Of course, we should consider the consequences of letting the Bush-haters win. If they win the Senate, Bush will have a much harder time confirming judicial officers like John Roberts and Samuel Alito. The likely victor in such a confirmation process, will more closely resemble such distinguished luminaries as Ruth Bader Ginsburg and John Paul Stevens. Hmmm.

Well, there’s a problem. I’m not so sure mainstream America supports Ginsburg and Stevens over Roberts and Alito. Sure the fringe left does, but…once these liberal assholes are sworn in and seated, they tend to — how do I put this nicely. They destroy the law. Utterly, completely. The law can say “don’t destroy property” and the liberal judge will want to debate what “destroy” means, what “property” means, and most assuredly, whether the property-destroyer was motivated by social pressures and personal angst that gave him a special entitlement to set cars on fire. Simply put, where they interpret it, there is no law.

So I guess that idea ultimately favors a government governing without law. That doesn’t seem like one of my better ones. Oh well, we could let the Bush-haters have the House instead. The House doesn’t confirm federal officers or sign treaties, instead, it just — controls the purse strings. And what President ever needed a check on his ability to spend money, besides President Bush?

Yes, that’s the ticket. Pop the Bush-hating balloon, and seat a Democratic House that will exercise the financial restraint for which the Democrats have come to be famous…

…oy.

Well, at least we’ll have some more prudent, cool-headed, reasoned people in charge of those all-important House leadership positions.


…yeesh.

*sigh*

Well, you know…sometimes I guess these wild ideas I get aren’t very good. Back to the drawing board.

This Is Good XXIII

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

This Is Good XXIII

Debra Saunders on Bill Clinton’s interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News this weekend, in which the former President demonstrated his performance anxieties all too clearly.

I don’t get it. If Bill Clinton is so smart, why has he made his failure to get Osama bin Laden the big story of the week twice in the last month?

Start with the ABC miniseries “The Path to 9/11.” I never saw it, so all I know about it is that Clinton thought it showed him to be too soft on bin Laden. Oddly, when Democrats were billing themselves as tough on terrorism, Clinton turned the spotlight on his failure to vanquish bin Laden.
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Read Richard Clarke’s book, the former president repeatedly admonished Wallace. Hmm. If Clinton wants to remind voters that his own National Security Adviser Sandy Berger pleaded guilty to sneaking out and shredding three copies of a Clarke memo about the growing terrorist threat in America, well, OK. Twist my arm.

That’s kind of been my problem all along, too. The lefty mindset instructs me to believe that former President Clinton “put Wallace in his place” during the interview, which, I guess, means I’m supposed to observe Clinton’s behavior and then make decisions about his administration’s actions regarding bin Laden. Okay. So I observe Clinton’s behavior, and ask, is this the behavior of someone proud of the actions he took and the decisions he made?

Well Christ on a cracker, are these people watching the same video that I’m watching? He’s saying “the entire military was against” going in and getting bin Laden…so under his leadership, we didn’t do it…sounds to me like a scathing indictment against groupthink. The President relied on consensus, and people died.

I’m just going with Clinton’s side of the story to get that. Those are his words. And that’s his behavior. It seems Bill Clinton has learned his lesson — it’s a real sore sticking-point with him — I just hope we’ve all learned ours.

Come to think of it, it seems to be beyond the point of disagreement, which is really saying something considering how divisive this whole thing has turned out to be — Clinton really did have opportunities to “get” bin Laden in one form or another, that the current President has not had. Well, it’s a matter of fact that under the leadership of Clinton’s successor, we’ve killed a lot of terrorists. How many dead terrorists under Bill Clinton’s watch? Are we ready to achieve agreement and unity on the notion that there’s a link between our safety and our liberty…and lots of dead terrorists? If so, wouldn’t it be nice for our image-conscious former President if he had some dead terrorists he could talk about?

Very Credible Testimony

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Very Credible Testimony

Larry Sabato, the most quoted college professor in the land, had said earlier on Hardball with Chris Matthews “the fact is, [Sen. George Allen] did use the n-word [in college], whether he’s denying it now or not. He did use it.”

Via Talking Points Memo: Prof. Sabato is presenting himself now, as a second-hand source for this.

One of Virginia’s best-known political analysts says that he had never personally heard Senator George Allen use racial epithets.
But Larry Sabato insists that that claims by former Allen football teammates and acquaintances are valid.

Sabato is the director of the University of Virginia’s Center for Politics. He said in an e-mail to The Associated Press that he didn’t personally hear Allen say the n-word. Sabato went on to say that his conclusion is based on — quote — “very credible testimony.”

Sabato was a classmate of Allen’s at the University of Virginia in the early 1970s. Yesterday, he said on M-S-N-B-C’s “Hardball with Chris Matthews” that he knew Allen had used racial slurs, but declined to say whether he had witnessed them.

Allen is a Republican running for a second U-S Senate term and has been mentioned as a presidential contender. His campaign said yesterday that Sabato’s claim was inaccurate.

Allen campaign manager Dick Wadhams says the campaign is obviously glad that Sabato clarified his comments.

The allegations against Sen. Allen have been compared to “Swift Boating,” a reference to the 527 group of Vietnam veterans who had mobilized two years ago to fight John Kerry’s bid for the Presidency. There are some similarities; the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth advanced the notion that Sen. Kerry did not truly earn his three purple hearts during his brief tour in that war. Those who criticize Senator Allen, therefore, are saying certain things happened three decades ago, just as the Swift Boat Vets were saying certain things happened 36 years ago in ‘Nam. Another similarity: Those who wish to follow the Allen controversy, are called upon to exert a little bit of mental effort just to figure out what’s first-hand testimony and what’s second-hand, for things are not always what they seem to be. It seems many among the Swift Boat Vets shared the river with the Massachusetts Senator during one of the conflicts in question but not the boat. The Kerry campaign, you may recall, had sought to advance the argument that this made for some kind of a problem, although I recall much of what the Swift Boaters had to say concerned the nature of the conflict, not so much with Sen. Kerry’s actions during that conflict.

Well, people seem to be forgetting the comparison itself has some problems. What the Swift Boat Vets wanted to tell us, had to do with a war…George Allen’s critics seek to tell us unseemly things about the Senator’s character and beliefs, based on things he was supposed to have said and done a few years ago. The thing of it is, if Sen. Allen was a racist then, he’s probably a racist now — otherwise, what would be the concern?

And if that’s the case, can someone find some anecdotal evidence with a little bit of freshness to it? Maybe some wisecrack he made last year, or the year before?

Anyone who takes that rhetorical question and turns it around, attempting to apply it to Sen. Kerry’s conundrum with the Swift Boat Vets, would necessarily leverage their position with the argument used to spring a child rapist or a chainsaw-murderer from the pokey based on his “good behavior” in jail. Good behavior is fine and good…there are no children in jail. At least, I hope, not in a jail to which a child rapist would be sent. There are no chainsaws in jail. What is good behavior, if it’s just an absence of the kind of behavior that cannot be exercised anyway?

Sen. Kerry hasn’t ended any tours in Viet Nam lately by manipulating the system for a quick deluge of purple hearts. He hasn’t been called on to go on such a tour lately.

Sen. Allen is accused of throwing around the N-word. You know, you can do that anytime you want.

Sabato has just proven that there are some people involving themselves in this issue, persuading others that they heard something first-hand, that they really didn’t. He’s proven that because he’s shown himself to be one of those people. How many others are there?

Makes Me Sad

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Makes Me Sad

You know what really makes me sad about this?

Nora Ephron: Socks
Mon Sep 25, 4:08 PM ET

What surprised me most about the Clinton meltdown yesterday was that no one told him to pull up his socks. This is a man who never goes anywhere without staff, lots of staff. Was there no one there to see that his pants were hiked up too high and his socks were pulled down too low and the flesh on his legs was showing? Can no one say things like this to the former POTUS?

So Bill Clinton was sandbagged by Chris Wallace…How does it happen? How does one of the smartest men ever elected president end up sandbagged by Chris Wallace? Is this what one docudrama does to the guy? I don’t think so. I’m afraid this is classic Clinton, Clinton the monologist, Clinton the guy who used to keep his White House houseguests up until 4 a.m. while he went on and on about what the press was doing to him. What a waste…

Clinton should simply have answered Wallace’s question. He should have said that he went after Bin Laden and that if Al Gore had been elected (which he was) we probably would have killed him and 9/11 would never have happened…Come on, guy. Pull up your socks.

It’s not that Nora Ephron has hit the nail on the head, that former President Clinton is a man obsessed with image; that his capacity for dealing with substance has been seriously questioned, and his way of dealing with the questions is just more maneuvering to safeguard his image. It isn’t that Ephron has captured this conundrum, and then gone on to speculate that with Al Gore in the White House, bin Laden would be dead already. Great forensic prowess there, Nora. Great crystal ball ya got there. Based on what, may I ask?

President Gore would have sternly lectured bin Laden to not ever do that again, formed a commission to study the greenhouse gas emissions from Ground Zero, and then called a press release to announce that Al Gore invented skyscrapers in the first place.

No, the source of my sorrow is this:

The socks cannot be categorized as a marginal detail, or as something irrelevant. It’s not as if nobody cares. Clinton would care. Based on what I have seen of Bill Clinton over the last fourteen years, Bill Clinton would have valued this advice above and beyond anything that might have had to do with saving lives.

Ex-President Clinton says he came closer to rubbing out Osama than anybody before or since. Now I gotta ask: To what kind of mindset is this worthy of comment? Is it even possible to remain sincerely committed to killing bin Laden, or even stopping him — and then paying the slightest bit of attention, whatsoever, to how close you got to hitting him?

How many hot summer days have you sat around watching TV trying to kill that one stubborn housefly, swatter in hand. Whack, whack, whack, whack. The fly’s just a little too quick, a little too smart. Ever start arguing about who got closest to killing the fly? Ever? Has that subject ever come up? Your flyswatter was two inches away, my flyswatter was half an inch away, I got closer than you did. Can such an argument take place among people who really want that fly dead?

That’s what makes me sad. In the Clinton era, the guy who calls on the President to say, “I know what you can do with your footwear to enhance your public image” is granted an immediate audience. That guy will probably end up going jogging with the President…or at least jogging-in-place while the Commander in Chief runs inside McDonald’s, or Gennifer Flowers’ apartment. Once President-42 re-emerges, they’ll go back to jogging and talking about footwear and trouser length.

And the guy who says “I know what we can do to get bin Laden” is left in the waiting room while someone goes to check to see if President Clinton is available. ALL DAY. Even Clinton’s fans, will not seek to assert it will happen any other way.

I don’t blame Clinton. People who care more about image than substance, have always been around, and they’ll always be around. I blame the people who support him. The people who argue on his behalf, injecting all their hatred toward the current President into every chat room they can find — further propagating the meme about “Clinton kept us safe” and “Bush lied, people died.” The people who know, without a doubt, that this is all about image. That Clinton gave a great interview, because of how it made them “feel.” How he “stood up” for himself and for Democrats everywhere. The people who always have to get in the last word. And yet they know, intuitively, down to the marrow of their bones…

…it was NEVER about stopping any terrorists. That was all, and it remains, just a big game of pretend.

They know this. Craven, cowardly liars, every damn one of them.

Not Articulated Outright II

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Not Articulated Outright II

Just amazing. Two little pieces of news arising naturally from developing events: Rumors of Osama bin Laden being dead, and a string of polls indicating President Bush’s approval rating is headed upward. Seems like a given that the former will have a further effect on the latter…but the readings we have on the current President’s popularity, are already pretty positive, presumably without that effect even setting in just yet.

And from those, we get three pieces of news arising artificially as media-driven things, from acts deliberately undertaken by people. Clinton throws his hissy-fit on Fox, someone leaks a report from the spooks at 16 agencies to the New York Times…and John Kerry writes an editorial As is usually the case when things come up to make President Bush look somewhat good, the sense of urgency the Democrats have in getting their word out, is nothing short of explosive. It borders on the hysterical. It borders on the prissy.

Losing Afghanistan
We’re not adequately fighting the war we should be fighting.
BY JOHN KERRY
Monday, September 25, 2006 12:01 a.m. EDT

As we marked the fifth anniversary of the worst attack on American soil, there was enormous discussion of the lessons of 9/11. But after the bagpipes stopped, and news coverage turned to other issues, perhaps the first lesson of that day seemed quickly forgotten: We cannot allow Afghanistan to become a terrorist stronghold and a staging ground for attacks on America.

If Washington seems to have forgotten Afghanistan, it is clear the Taliban and al Qaeda have not. Less than five years after American troops masterfully toppled the Taliban, the disastrous diversion in Iraq has allowed these radicals the chance to rise again. Time is running out to reverse an unfolding disaster in the war we were right to fight after 9/11.

Senator Kerry’s conclusions rest on a central premise, the entertainment of which is necessary for curious mind wishing to follow his argument — but which he will not articulate outright. The premise doesn’t make enough sense for him, or anyone else with a reputation worth protecting, to do so.

The premise has to do with this “staging ground” thing. I’m ready to call shenanigans on the whole thing. For it to make sense, the following must happen:

Men want to commit terrorist acts and kill Americans. They have no regard for innocent civilian life, and are sufficiently determined and resourceful to make it happen — but not without a staging ground. Okee dokee. They find the staging ground, we’re in danger, and if they don’t we’re not.

This is what you have to believe to sustain Senator Kerry’s argument. The gears these evil men have in their heads that have been long ago stripped, by…whatever. Their homicidal tendencies. Their nuttiness. Their willingness to follow others without thinking for themselves. Those things do not make a deadly terrorist act likely — or at least not much. Toss in a training ground or staging area, and whoa! Now we’re in some real trouble.

It’s the same kind of thinking you have with the gun control thing. Bad guy wants to kill you for your wallet — this doesn’t put you in danger. But he’s got a gun, and now, uh oh, you’re in trouble. With his psychopathic tendencies, his rap sheet, his freedom…without the damn gun, that would all be okay.

It’s not the disrespect for human life that puts innocent people in danger. It’s the equipment. Terrorists have a staging ground already, or other terrorists are looking for one. This makes some kind of enormous difference.

Does anyone anywhere believe that? For reals? Like they’d bet testes on it? A lot of people are willing to say so…or, not say so…just kind of suggest it in a weasely sort of way.

This monotonous drumbeat has been going on for years. Time to call bullshit on it and see if there’s something to it or not. How I’m going to go about doing that, I don’t know, but if someone were to simply step forward and assert this is the case it would be a dandy first step. Well…I’m waiting. So is America.

Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself… XIX

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself… XIX

I have nothing further to add to this piece…except I’m a little sorry there’s a necessity for pointing it out. People everywhere, smart, dumb, patriotic, otherwise, everything in between — should have already realized this without reading it somewhere. Let posterity forget they were my countrymen. I’ll say nothing further.

The “Bravery” of Keith Olbermann, et al.
Posted by: Dale Franks on Tuesday, September 19, 2006

You know, I don’t mind it when people say outrageous things. I don’t really mind when people engage in a little overstatement for polemic effect. But it strikes me as a little stupid when people make outrageous statements in which they clearly don’t believe.

McQ’s Olbermann post got me to thinking about this a little bit. For instance, there are people on the left who declaim that George W. Bush is setting up a theocratic fascist state. Then, in the next breath, they discuss whether they want Hillary Clinton or whoever to become president in 2008. You cannot simultaneously believe that Chimpy McBushitlerburton will impose a fascist theocracy, and that there will even be an election in 2008. One of these two things cannot be true. And frankly, no one who is even remotely serious believes that George W. Bush will do anything other than go back to Texas in January 2009.

Similarly, Mr. Olbermann knows that he is, in fact, permitted to disagree with the Bush Administration. He has no fear whatever about spouting off with his views on (theoretically) nationwide television. Moreover, he knows, beyond any doubt, that the Secret police won’t be knocking on his door at 2:00 am to drag him off into the nacht und nebel, never to be heard from again. He knows that he can say anything he wants, without fear of reprisal.

So let’s not get all giddy over Mr. Olbermann’s “bravery” at “speaking truth to power”. Bravery requires risk, and, as Mr. Olbermann knows to a certainty, he risks nothing.

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Bill Clinton’s Excuses

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Bill Clinton’s Excuses

Byron York, writing for the National Review Online today, does something awfully mean to former President Clinton’s position propped up by that temper tantrum last night (recorded Friday, as I understand). He…just checks out the facts. Not pretty.

Bill Clinton�s Excuses
No matter what he says, the record shows he failed to act against terrorism.
By Byron York

�I worked hard to try and kill him,� former president Bill Clinton told Fox News Sunday. �I tried. I tried and failed.�

�Him� is Osama bin Laden. And in his interview with Fox News� Chris Wallace, the former president based nearly his entire defense on one source: Against All Enemies: Inside America�s War on Terror, the book by former White House counterterrorism chief Richard Clarke. �All I�m asking is if anybody wants to say I didn�t do enough, you read Richard Clarke�s book,� Clinton said at one point in the interview. �All you have to do is read Richard Clarke�s book to look at what we did in a comprehensive systematic way to try to protect the country against terror,� he said at another. �All you have to do is read Richard Clarke�s findings and you know it�s not true,� he said at yet another point. In all, Clinton mentioned Clarke�s name 11 times during the Fox interview.

But Clarke�s book does not, in fact, support Clinton�s claim. Judging by Clarke�s sympathetic account � as well as by the sympathetic accounts of other former Clinton aides like Daniel Benjamin and Steven Simon � it�s not quite accurate to say that Clinton tried to kill bin Laden. Rather, he tried to convince � as opposed to, say, order � U.S. military and intelligence agencies to kill bin Laden. And when, on a number of occasions, those agencies refused to act, Clinton, the commander-in-chief, gave up.

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We’re All Such Independent Thinkers II

Sunday, September 24th, 2006

We’re All Such Independent Thinkers II

On the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina striking the gulf coast, I wrote about what the occasion meant to me, which had to do with independent thinking.

You have to learn from experience to be an independent thinker. You have to admit when you’ve been duped.

And the sad fact is, most people don’t do this. Most people haven’t even spent time in an environment where they can be duped…and, subsequently, be placed in a situation where they’ll be forced to admit that’s what happened. Most people are cloistered within happy lifestyles in which they can be duped, blissfully, six different ways before breakfast, and never become aware of it.

I can prove this easily.

A society chock full of critical thinkers…we wouldn’t have, or tolerate, anniversaries of terrible events like Hurricane Katrina. What in the BLUEFUGG is the point of an anniversary? It is nothing more than a commandment from a layer of elites way-on-high, down to the dirty-unwashed commoners, to spend lots of time thinking about a certain thing, masquerading beneath a costume of “news.”…The hurricane isn’t happening. This is not news; it simply isn’t.

Of course, I would have to add that the critique about being cloistered, applies to all of us. Except for those who of us make decisions about things, unilaterally; things that come back to haunt us. Things we can blame on nobody else. It seems as the generations trickle on past, this is a situation from which more and more of us are being spared. And that’s not a good thing.

The people who are supposed to bring us facts — and, instead, are becoming energized and skilled in bringing us their opinions, which are not facts — have raised questions about their worthiness of our trust. They are placed under no supervision which could address these questions; the First Amendment, as we understand it, forbids such supervision. Is that a good thing? Maybe. But the questions still remain unaddressed. And they’re getting bigger.

Late Friday or early Saturday, reports began to trickle in that Osama bin Laden may be dead, and I commented that…

If this is true, our current President can claim just as much credit for getting bin Laden, after all, as the previous U.S. President can claim for the balmy economic climate of the 1990’s. Happened on his watch and all that.

Well, now. Nobody ever reads this blog, of course. But maybe this one time, somebody did. Here it is Sunday morning, and lookee, lookee what we have here…from our oh-so-unbiased and objective media, cleansed and purified of the tiniest scintilla of any personal agenda in the election of our leaders whatsoever.

America’s spy agencies have concluded that the invasion of Iraq has created a flood of new Islamic terrorists and increased the danger to US interests to a higher level than at any time since the 9/11 attacks.

This grim assessment is provided in a classified intelligence document called the National Intelligence Estimate, large parts of which have been leaked to the New York Times. The report is the largest US intelligence survey of the global terror threat carried out since the invasion of Iraq in March 2003. [emphasis mine]

Now, look at what you have going on here. Assume for the sake of argument, God pops out of the sky and says, “that bullshit the media have been telling you about how they are oh-so-unbiased and objective…that’s true. I have been deploying my Angels of Unbiasedness, as each journalist has been hired on to each newspaper, from the New York Times down to the tiniest little Mayberry Gazette wannabe, and purified from their conciousnesses any and all political leanings to the left or the right. They speak truth. They are objective in all political events, and it is My doing.” Suppose we had some iron-clad evidence like that, that there is no such thing as a reporter or editor who wants an election to come out a certain way. Never happened.

Suppose, further, that the “spymasters” as the article goes on to call them (and Democrats) are correct and that Iraq is a breeding ground for terrorism. This isn’t an issue with terrorists already converted to terrorism, looking around the world for a place to train and a way to strike the U.S., and in 2003 going “Aha! We can do it over here, let’s go!” No, let’s suppose these are peaceful goat farmers and fennel farmers and what-not, living out their lives, and since the invasion of Iraq they decided to get into the terrorism biz. That George Bush and his idiotic policies are making more terrorists. Okay…

Iraq’s been a breeding ground for quite awhile, then, right?

The “spymasters” have known this for a couple years, at least, right?

Six weeks from Tuesday, we got a midterm election. Friday night’s news might, just might, have created hundreds of thousands of voters who might have changed their outlook on what the Bush administration has achieved over the last three years. “Where’s Osama?” has been a favorite mantra among the Democrats and other assorted Bush-bashers, Move-on-dot-org-sters, Michael Moore America-haters and anarchists, etc. If Osama is really room temperature, this would be the crumbling of a keystone in the delicate liberal power structure. Can’t have that.

Can’t have that, says who? The unbiased reporters and editors? No! God said they’re perfectly objective and just want to give us facts! And yet…somebody has a bias. Article says the report has been leaked. IT SAYS SO. Look at what they’re leaking. It could have been leaked any time. Why now?

The White House and senior Republicans often say their tough line has made America safer over the past five years. This report indicates that America’s spymasters disagree with that opinion, and its findings could embarrass President George Bush in the run-up to November’s crucial midterm elections.

Uh, YEAH. Ya think?

Okay, then…let’s summarize what we’re supposed to believe here. Our journalists are paragons of objectivity, and the spooks cannot be that. Not when it comes to figuring out when to leak stuff, and what to leak…not unless you want to advance the notion that the timing is a coincidence. But as far as the stuff the spooks are leaking, how they came to put the report together, and the data that went into it, the spooks are honest and clear-headed thinkers, who only seek truth. They start to form an agenda about how our elections should turn out, ONLY, when they figure out what to do with the report when it’s put together. And, of course, when. They sit on the classified info like they have sworn to do, and when something comes along that might offer just the slightest chance of making the President look good, they pick something to leak, and out it goes.

At this point, though, if I choose to believe “news” is “objective,” I must necessarily maintain that objectivity is decided by the intent of the editor who put it together, and the reporter who got it…both of them objective and unbiased. The guy who gave it to the reporter is either biased as hell — or has a knack for timing. But I can still believe what I read. Anybody want to go for that one?

What the hell good does it do us if the reporters are objective? How does that even matter? We’re being led down a path. I can’t wait to see someone try to address this, and provide a sound argument to the effect that we’re not.

Imitation is the Sincerest Form XVI

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006

Imitation is the Sincerest Form XVI

At the beginning of last month I had advanced the notion, abjuring any credit for coming up with it on my own, that there was an important but little-discussed cause for MMGW (this blog’s acronym for “man made global warming”). Supposing for the moment that MMGW is a reality, the thing we’re doing to cause it has nothing to do with driving cars or using deoderant, but rather, yelling at each other. Specifically, I blamed the liberals for being a bunch of hotheads during precisely the same timeframe they wanted to bitch and bellyache and kibitz and piss and moan about President Bush causing hurricanes.

We have discovered the real cause of global warming. And it is the anger and nastiness of liberals. It’s rising up into the atmosphere, and acting like a greenhouse gas.

Makes perfect sense. What is the timeframe of global warming, after all? Ostensibly, it is a phenomenon gradually setting in since the industrial revolution, but it has really started to peak in the last handful of years. The hottest year on record, I’m told, was 1998 — that was the hear move-on-dot-org got started. In 2001, liberals were driven out of all the branches of government because we were sick and tired of them. The liberals got angry, and accused the elections officials of shenanigans. The accusations were checked out, and smacked-down; the liberals got angrier.

Now, I don’t know if Peggy Noonan reads my blog. I would suspect hardly anybody does. But how, then, do you explain this gem which appeared on Opinion Journal yesterday morning.

This is what I was thinking as I walked this week along the siren-filled streets of New York: The temperature of the world is very high.

We have a global warming problem, and maybe it’s due to an increase in the output of heated words. And they too can, in the end, melt icecaps.

“The Pope must die.” “The Holocaust is a lie.” “I can still smell the sulfur.”

The last of course from the democratically elected president of the republic of Venezuela, population 26 million, which helps keep America going economically by selling it, at significant profit, oil.

Noonan’s point is that as crazy as the Venezuelan asshole’s words are, in deciding to ignore those words the administration is making a mistake. Crazy or not, she says, the words were heard and therefore they demand a response.

On this, I disagree with Ms. Noonan. Mister Asshole has demonstrated not that there is validity in the words he has uttered, but rather, that there was an urgency involved in him getting them said. To believe the former, barring some outside evidence you would have to believe that all spoken things must necessarily be true; whereas to believe the latter, you simply have to recognize someone took the time and trouble to speak them. Which, as a matter of fact, is…a matter of fact.

If the White House does plan to take Peggy Noonan’s advice, I recommend the response be limited to the five words of wisdom brandished by Atticus Finch: “Do you really think so?” The wisdom of anyone, be they powerful or otherwise, answering in the affirmative must be opened to new or renewed inspection. If not their wisdom, then surely their sanity. George Bush is The Devil? Really?

Old Nick is doing a rather piss poor job of things, isn’t he? Isn’t the Prince of Darkness supposed to be soothing us with an intoxicating elixir, so that his every whim is carried instantly, effortlessly, to the farthest corners of creation, so that all of humanity save for the most dedicated worshippers of God are lulled into everlasting submission to mankind’s greatest enemy?

President Bush chokes on a pretzel, and we have a nationwide scandal. Pres. Chavez’ ideas simply don’t stand up to scrutiny. To simply take them seriously, is to do them irreparable damage in the arena of ideas. So to leave them unaddressed, impresses me as an effective strategy.

But I agree with the thing about heated words causing the global warming. I said it first, and someone else said it before I did. Maybe Peggy read something from whoever else it was. Maybe she came up with it on her own. Not very likely that she read it here…but it’s fun to think so. I’ll go with that one.

I’ve been robbed, but I’m not calling the police. I’m quite flattered.

Rangel

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006

Rangel

It’s so sad we’ve had to wait five years, give or take, to see some of this. But I’m glad it’s finally here.

“I want President Chavez to please understand that even though many people in the United States are critical of our president that we resent the fact that he would come to the United States and criticize President Bush,” said Rep. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y.

If we go to the Congressman’s website, we see he is, in the words of Jack Woltz, “even more frank.”

I want to express my extreme displeasure with statements by the President of Venezuela attacking U.S. President George Bush in such a personal and disparaging way during his remarks at the United Nations General Assembly.

It should be clear to all heads of government that criticism of Bush Administration policies, either domestic or foreign, does not entitle them to attack the President personally.

George Bush is the President of the United States and represents the entire country. Any demeaning public attack against him is viewed by Republicans and Democrats, and all Americans, as an attack on all of us.

I feel that I must speak out now since the Venezuelan government has been instrumental in providing oil at discounted prices to people in low income communities who have suffered increases in rent as heating oil prices have risen sharply. By offering this benefit to people in need, Venezuela has won many friends in poor communities of New York and other states. I am surprised that American oil companies have not stepped up to provide that kind of assistance to the poor.

Venezuela’s generosity to the poor, however, should not be interpreted as license to attack President Bush. Those who take issue with Bush Administration policies have no right to attack him personally. It was not helpful when President Bush referred to certain nations as an “axis of evil.” Neither is it helpful for a head of state to use the sacred halls of the United Nations to insult President Bush.

That’s a class act right there, Congressman. You can argue with me about President Bush and call me a big ol’ stupid-head for re-electing him, all you want. So long as our disagreement stops at the water’s edge, you’re all right in my book. Y’know…to a point, anyway. Kudos to you.

Bin Laden Dead?

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006

Bin Laden Dead?

A French newspaper is saying Osama bin Laden might have died last month from typhoid in Pakistan.

A French regional newspaper quoted a French secret service report on Saturday as saying that Saudi Arabia is convinced that al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden died of typhoid in Pakistan last month.

L’Est Republicain printed what it said was a copy of the report dated September 21 and said it was shown to President Jacques Chirac, Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin and France’s interior and defense ministers on the same day.

“According to a usually reliable source, the Saudi services are now convinced that Osama bin Laden is dead,” the document said.

“The information gathered by the Saudis indicates that the head of al Qaeda was a victim while he was in Pakistan on August 23, 2006, of a very serious case of typhoid which led to a partial paralysis of his internal organs.”

If this is true, our current President can claim just as much credit for getting bin Laden, after all, as the previous U.S. President can claim for the balmy economic climate of the 1990’s. Happened on his watch and all that.

Update: Just a tad bit more information in this story from MSNBC.

Well, That Was Lame III

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

Well, That Was Lame III

Via Boortz: For the good of the GOP, the White House and the treacherous traitors in the Senate have kissed and made-up. Perhaps the last shot has been fired in this little fracas. In the article that describes the compromise, one statement jumps out and makes me want to vomit one more time.

The agreement contains concessions by both sides, though the White House yielded ground on two of the most contentious issues: It agreed to drop a provision that would have narrowly interpreted international standards of prisoner treatment and another allowing defendants to be convicted on evidence they never see.

The accord, however, explicitly states that the president has the authority to enforce Geneva Convention standards and enumerates acts that constitute a war crime, including torture, rape, biological experiments, and cruel and inhuman treatment.

The agreement would grant Congress’ permission for Bush to convene military tribunals to prosecute terrorism suspects, a process the Supreme Court had blocked in June because it had not been authorized by lawmakers.

During those trials, coerced testimony would be admissible if a judge allows and if it was obtained before cruel, inhumane and degrading treatment was forbidden by a 2005 law. Bush wanted to allow all such testimony, while three maverick Republican senators John McCain of Arizona, John Warner of Virginia and Lindsey Graham of South Carolina had wanted to exclude it. [emphasis mine]

Maybe not in my lifetime, but perhaps in the lifetime of my son and my grandchildren: Historians will look over the rusty wreck of what once was America, and wonder when the whole thing jumped the shark. They’ll decide the turning point was the Chief Justiceship of Earl Warren, 1954-1969. The decade-and-a-half in which the law stopped thinking about what happened, and began to worry excessively about what could be proven to have happened, according to…rules? They started out that way. Rules. Nowadays, there isn’t much logic involved in them. The important thing doesn’t seem to be what the rules actually are, but that they’re simply there. That there’s resistance, as much as possible. They’re more like obstacles on a miniature golf course. Barricades. Resistance for resistance’s sake.

Up until then, justice had something to do with truth. Chief Justice Warren unmoored the boat of justice from the dock of truth. Since then, year by year, traitors to truth like McCain Warner and Graham, push the boat farther away as the “Fuck The Establishment” crowd cheers them on; whoever tries to bring the boat in, and put Truth and Justice in the same sentence, is pilloried and excoriated. We’ve seen that. And now, after generations of politicians re-defining justice to bolster their approval ratings, between truth and justice, there’s no overlap; none at all. There is the question of the defendant’s guilt or lack thereof, and there is the question of what will happen to him. Nobody even expects one to have an affect on the other anymore. Guilty guys in jail? Innocent men being set free? Maybe it’ll happen, maybe not. Why would you expect it. This isn’t Dodge City, and Marshall Matt Dillon is dead as dead can be.

If a bad guy is a bad guy and we know he’s a bad guy, the paramount question is no longer whether he’s a bad guy or not, but whether his badness was established according to vague, ethereal rules. Sensible rules, or not…who knows…but unwritten, and predictable as a bouncing football. McCain/Warner/Graham and their sympathizers, instruct me to believe that the rules define “what America is all about.” But nobody really knows what they are, and nobody’s really supposed to. They define what the country is all about, the way the tax code defines what the country is all about. A hundred accountants will give you a hundred answers, and nobody thinks otherwise.

It’s supposed to be about upholding rights. But you can tell that isn’t it. Such an exercise would be a balancing act. But the black-hearted, cockfaced RINO triumvirate of McCain/Warner/Graham don’t behave as people do when they’re engaged in a balancing act. They don’t walk the way a man does when he’s on a tightrope; the knee-wobbling, the hip-jiggling, the surgical precision, these things are absent just as they were in Earl Warren’s time. Their struggle is unidirectional.

Because of course, those rules are never more glorious than when they are interpreted broadly. This kind of brain surgery isn’t done with a scalpel, instead the instrument at hand is an exploding grenade.

It’s all about making a legacy. I say to myself, if an exclusionary rule didn’t apply when I got this cool job, and now it does, gee whiz I just accomplished something. And if there was such an exclusionary rule, and under my watch it has been expanded, gee whiz then I, too, accomplished something. These legislative and judicial officers are supposed to be advancing both interests — bringing bad guys to justice and ensuring our civil liberties stay intact. But nobody ever achieves “hero” status through this balancing act in which they’re supposed to be engaged. No, the guy who expands the exclusionary rule is cheered with a virtual ticker-tape parade — inevitably, unwaveringly, assuredly — even as the bad guys are let out into the street for lack of evidence to hold them under the new rules. And his counterpart, who swings the pendulum the other direction by narrowing the exclusionary rules…he is booed and hissed. Again, without exception. He “curtailed our civil liberties,” after all.

So, balancing act my ass. That’s what these politicians are supposed to be doing, but they’re not balancing a damn thing. They’re whittling something away, generation after generation like water on a rock, until there won’t be any more of it.

And so, we have to release more and more bad guys, and find new, creative, innovative ways to release bad guys, to thunderous applause. Keep in mind, it only counts if logic is molested. To release a good guy who was really falsely accused, wouldn’t count, because America has always been a place where the accused enjoy the benefit of the doubt. There’s no novelty in saying “Here’s your exculpatory evidence, now you must release him” — rather a cliched, Hollywood fairy-tale by now. No, to get the adoration of the cheering masses, you have to release scum. You have to flood the streets with people that common sense says, really committed the crimes of which they are accused. Because a “new” law that fails to buck common sense, wouldn’t pack the punch. It wouldn’t have that special zing. It wouldn’t stick it to Da Man.

Go back and read that bolded fragment one more time. McCain/Warner/Graham wanted to exclude evidence…so you have evidence that says Ahmed wanted to blow something up, the RINOs say you can’t present it, and if that means Ahmed walks then he walks.

Because, I guess, that’s the “American” way of doing things.

For how long, I wonder?

2002 Floral Flag

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

2002 Floral Flag

Picture was taken out near Vandenberg AFB. Made up of Larkspur plants, and yes…there are fifty stars, each with five points.

Simply amazing.

Update: Don’t drive there…not just yet. According to satellite photos on Google Maps, the flag isn’t there. One of the guys in the office thought he dug something up that said the flag reappears year-to-year since WWII, and what you see above was planted only over the 2002 season. Photo to the left indicates where you would have found it, assuming I’ve lined up the landmarks correctly. Which seems like a safe bet.

The flag would have measured 740 feet on the longest side, covering six and a half acres. That would have to be a crapload of water, and I’m sure the time and effort invested in maintaining it day-to-day would quickly surpass the aleady mind-boggling task of designing the flag and somehow figuring out where all the seeds are supposed to go. It’s “flown” by the Bodger Seed Co. in Lompoc, CA, and you can read more about it here.

Even today, nobody says anything nasty about flying Old Glory if the flying involves a little bit of inspiration, creativity and hard work. The carping and sniping is reserved for the “flying” that is relatively effortless. Like, for example, the wearing of the lapel pin by people like me. And really, nobody’s had a word to say against me about that, although we know when someone more prestigious and visible does the same thing there’s going to be some kibitzing as a result. Someone like Sean Hannity or Brit Hume.

So this says something interesting about the bellyaching about flags by our “real patriots.” Flags displayed with relative ease, like from front porches or from the collar of your golf shirt or from the bumper of your car, are supposed to be “oppressive” and stand as symbols of “hegemony” and “jingoism.” Was the Bodger Seed Co. being “jingoistic”? I’d be amazed if you can find even one person who thinks so. And this is where my curiosity is aroused — it’s supposed to be all about the symbol, but on closer inspection, though, we see that it probably isn’t about that.

The resentment seems to be mathematical in nature: the ratio between the number of people likely to observe your decision to display the flag, divided by the minimal amount of conscious thought you put into displaying it. Against antisocial misfits like me who wear the flag, but are likely to be seen by very few people — or dedicated patriots like Bodger Seed Co. putting some real elbow grease into it (assuming they decided to plant the flag nowadays, after it has become more controversial) — the “real patriots” who rankle at the flag-flying, have no beef. And so the issue, I think, is one of indoctrination. For a message to be communicated far-and-wide, with little thought, and little effort, is a privilege reserved only for the most provocative left-wing tropes.

Some America-hating college professor spews a bunch of mindless bile in his classroom and threatens to flunk any student who dares disagree, we have no problem. Fox News displays the American flag, and suddenly we have a problem.

I just find it interesting. It isn’t the patriotism, or the lack of effort, or the number of people the message will reach. It is the confluence of those three that sets off the “real patriots” and gets them upset. If they were honest in their objections it would be the message communicated, alone, that would trip the circuit.