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Deadly-Good People

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

Thing I Know #91. “Esteem” is something sought with the greatest urgency by those who struggle with doubts about whether they’ve earned it.

Dick Morris on the connection between Barack Obama’s new administration, and the Warren Court of the 1950’s and 1960’s…and other stuff. “Emasculating intelligence”:

President-elect Barack Obama’s new head of the Office of Legal Counsel in the Justice Department, Dawn Johnsen, called the legal reasoning which gave the president broad powers to authorize “rough” interrogation of terrorists “shockingly flawed…bogus…outlandish.” She said it allowed “horrific acts” and demanded to know “Where is the outrage? The public outcry?” This is the person who will decide how to interrogate terrorists.
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Doesn’t [Obama] realize that without warrantless FISA wiretaps we could never have uncovered the plot to destroy the Brooklyn Bridge (how could we have gotten a warrant for conversations about the bridge when we didn’t yet know that al Qaeda had it in its sights?) Has he forgotten that we only found the name of the operative who was tasked with destroying the bridge because we subjected Kahlid Mohammed, the mastermind of 9-11, to “rough” interrogation techniques? Does he really mean to leave us vulnerable to terrorist attacks?

Yes he does. Not because he is callous or fiendish, but because the new president seems to carry the thinking that animated the decisions of the Warren Court on defendant’s rights over into the battle against terror. When the Warren Court first ruled that all defendants deserved free lawyers, that they had to be explicitly told of their right to remain silent, that evidence not obtained through warrants was inadmissible as were any “fruits of the poisonous tree” it occasioned great controversy (enough to help Nixon get elected president). Law and order types said that these decisions would lead to the release of thousands of criminals who would otherwise be in prison and would cause tens or hundreds of thousands more innocent people to become victims of serious crime. And they were right. The decisions of the Warren Court had exactly this effect.

The Warren Court is a fascinating little pearl in the big, fleshy oyster of American history. This is the chapter in which it became obligatory for our system of justice, and therefore our government, to pretend one thing was true while it knew, beyond doubt, that a contrary thing was true. Whether you believe the infectious condition in our country’s intellect is terminal, or not, this is the moment where we caught the bug. We decided material success was a loathsome thing in 1932, and then in the early 1960’s we decided it was a grievous sin to actually know something. “Rules” had to be followed, and if the rules weren’t followed you had to pretend not to know what you actually knew.

Throwing around words like “Constitution,” I’m sure, seemed so harmless at the time. That’s where the Warren Court was getting its authority, so it was mandatory to use that word, right? Trouble is, the C-word carries with it an implication of non-negotiability, at least to the atrophied mind. Joe Scarborough and Pat Buchanan found this out…make this one guy’s day unpleasant, or let nine planeloads of people burn to death? I’ll take the latter, please, Alex.

PAT BUCHANAN: Let me ask you a couple questions. This Bojinka plot that was going to bring down nine airliners over the Pacific at one time, apparently that was broken by the fact that enhanced interrogation techniques were done in the Philippines on people they caught there. Was that immoral, to use these on an individual, which you might constitute torture if it saves nine passenger planes from going down over the Pacific?

[KRYSTIA] FREELAND: Do you think it would be immoral to preemptively kill someone who hasn’t committed a crime yet?

BUCHANAN: Let me tell you something — it would be moral to take Khalid Shaikh Mohammed out and say here, and shoot him in the head, but it’s immoral —
FREELAND: For what he’s done already.

BUCHANAN: Exactly. But it’s immoral to water board him three minutes?

FREELAND: I’m asking you.

BUCHANAN: I’m saying it’s moral to kill him and given what he’s done and what you know he’s done, it is moral to impose physical pain upon him, excruciating pain, to get information to save lives, yes.

FREELAND: I disagree. I think there’s a very, very clear line.

The tragedy involved in these arguments is that people end up shouting at each other about what’s moral. At that point, it’s clear to everybody no minds are going to be changed.

But they also — both sides — occasionally bob back into the land of where you talk about what will happen if we do this, and what else will happen if we do that. This, unlike morals, is “provable” or at least can be subject to the objective commentary of history.

On the other hand, the “waterboarding is immoral” people aren’t really headed there, they’re just providing the illusion of doing so. Nobody opposed to wiretapping, or waterboarding, really wants to get into a prolonged discussion of what happens if we repeat the Warren Court days, and just build taboo upon taboo to prove what good people we are. They don’t wanna go there.

Because what’s the first question you ask? Where’s-the-benefit. Who, back in the halcyon days of the Warren Court inventing one new “right” for criminals after another, looked to America from around the world and said to themselves, “ah…what a nice, bright, beacon of civilization for us, the rest of the world’s countries, to admire.” Who did that? Who’s ready to do that now? It comes down to that, doesn’t it…who’s ready to love us all to pieces, when our government promises never to do any wiretapping and never to do any waterboarding — who hates us today? There is nobody. Hating the country is a strategy, used by its enemies to get what they want; to peel back the armor.

If, God forbid, this nation does come crashing down in our lifetime, it will be the conclusive event to a madcap vicious-cycle fools-errand of trying to prove what good people we are, to nameless faceless strangers around the world who will never, ever, in a million years, no matter what, ever recognize it. We’ll prove ourselves to death this way. And we’ll do it without becoming better people.

As Morris pointed out, we’ve done it before. It didn’t lead to a Golden Age of worldwide opinion smiling upon America’s wonderful, wise, benevolent Government. It led to the exact opposite, in fact. People talk of that time as emotionally frayed, a vast landscape of wreckage devastated by “Vietnam and Watergate.” But the wreckage came from men not knowing if their wives and children would come home from wherever they were, each night, alive and intact. It was a triangle of unholy forces consisting of Vietnam, Watergate and Warren Court justice — that endless deadly-good cycle of proving, in futility, how decent you are. That suicide pact that somehow isn’t thought of as a suicide pact, even though it is that and is little else.

How to Evaluate a New Idea

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Thought I’d jot it down, right this very minute — when nobody cares. Of course it would receive even less attention at high noon EST on January 20, but I’ll be on the road then and I don’t know if I’ll have wireless or not. So it goes into The Blog That Nobody Reads, right now.

Here’s the checking-sequence for new ideas. The way we do’em; right now. This year — or, in 2008, anyhow. The way seventh-and-eighth-graders do it. The mental-cripple grown-up-child’s way of doing it; the way people do it when they aren’t really in charge of taking care of themselves:

1. Is the idea funny?
2. Is it easy to understand?
3. Who said it?
4. Is this a popular idea?
5. Who does it make look good, who does it make look bad? Who does it help and who does it hurt?
6. Why is this thought to be the case?
7. What is guaranteed? What’s probable? What’s merely possible?
8. What’s the best thing that might happen if we follow this advice?
9. What’s the worst thing that might happen if we do not?
10. What could the other side of the story possibly be?

What’s the 2012 sequence? How do people evaluate new ideas when they’re really concerned about making the correct decision? When they have a personal stake in how things turn out? When they’re fully mature, independent and grown-up? After they’ve learned from their mistakes and they’re determined not to repeat ’em?

It’s pretty much the same list. You just turn it upside-down.

Up For Appeal

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

Several years ago I noticed my son was starting to engage in “reasoned” debate about discipline, restrictions, et al, not so much as a matter of reason but as a matter of ritual. (Cut me some slack, because when they’re seven or eight, you have to do some studying to tell the difference.) I instituted a “Budweiser” policy, in which the parental rejoinder is an immediate, and deliberately thoughtless, “Why Ask Why?” That’s the exact opposite of what our prevailing sensibilities say a “thoughtful” parent is supposed to do. Parents, especially fathers, should be open to the idea that they’re fallible. In fact they should be looking for excuses to admit it. But hey, I’d already been doing the why-ask-why thing with his mother for years. One tires rather quickly of encountering dissent, constantly, which exists solely for dissent’s sake.

Or at least I do.

It seems schools don’t.

No wait, read that article again. Not schools. The justice system. The ACLU. The system that binds those three together. System. Why do we need a system? A system is an assemblage of parts forming a complex or unitary whole. Why are things so complex? It’s a dress code policy. You’re either in compliance with it or you aren’t.

According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Toni Kay Scott showed up at Redwood Middle School in “a denim skirt, a brown shirt with a pink border, and long socks with pictures of Tigger.”

This violated the school’s dress code, which requires certain colors or fabrics and bans clothing with words, photos or symbols.

The Chronicle, quoting from the lawsuit, says the 14-year-old “was escorted to the principal’s office by a uniformed police officer and, along with two of her schoolmates, was sent to an in-school suspension program called Students With Attitude Problems.”

The ACLU says her younger sister, a sixth-grader named Sydni, was sent to the principal’s office for wearing shirts emblazoned with pro-Christian and anti-drug messages.

“I agree; no midriffs, mini-skirts or cleavage,” the girls’ mother says in a statement from the local ACLU. “School is a place to learn. But anything above that should be my call as a parent. Pink socks and two-tones are not a crime. That’s just nitpicking.”

The overly-opinionated mother then went on to opine about who had ownership over these decisions…whoops, no she didn’t. Or at least there’s very little written about that, that I can see. Just “anything above that should be my call as a parent.” Should be, maybe. But isn’t. You don’t know how to deal with that?

See, that’s the problem right there. All this bloviating about what’s “not a crime.” Not too much consideration for who owns a decision. Nobody’s saying what all kinds of parents said back in my day…”there may be lots of good points to be made against this policy…I personally might not even agree with it…but those are the rules.”

I’m not at all against challenging things that are unfair, and I’m certainly not against teaching the next generation to do that as well. But here’s what the mother missed: That is Phase Two. Before you get into all that, the child first needs to learn how to comply with rules. Stupid ones. How to say to herself, “I have a turf, and my turf extends to this point, that decision over there is made well outside of it even though it has some negligible day-to-day impact on me, and I’m going to respect that.”

Pain in the AssWhen kids learn all about Phase Two before they learn about Phase One, the problem that comes up is that they don’t learn how to recognize this boundary. To the lazy, weak mind, this doesn’t seem to be what’s happening — it’s what the kid wears, after all. Shouldn’t my precious darling be able to wear what she likes? But in the mind of a kid, especially a kid at the center of a controversy like this one, boundaries don’t figure into it. They can’t. Nobody’s really backed the brat into the corner in which she’s forced to learn about them.

So the world just becomes a big playground, in which nobody really has ownership of a decision. Everyone ends up loudly, pugnaciously, bullyingly announcing their opinion of that other guy’s decision, appealing this, overturning that…doing whatever it takes to prevail.

What kind of arsenal do they have to make sure that is the case? Talk loud. Bribe the people who are supposed to be “in charge.” Maybe blackmail some of ’em with some none-too-complimentary newspaper-printing.

Vox populi vox dei. Mob rule. Pitchforks and torches waving over the angry multitudes who are storming the bastille. Appeal to bandwagon. “Can I Get An Amen Here?”

The irony?

The irony is that by channeling the satanic energy of the thoughtless mob, this ends up being an egregious assault upon the individual, which, by design, was supposed to be the beneficiary of defense. The thoughtless parents tried to produce thoughtful adults for the future, who would speak up in favor of right-over-wrong — instead, they produce jealous idealogues. Right vs. wrong doesn’t enter into it. They try to indoctrinate the yearlings with selflessness, and they unleash upon the world vast hordes of selfish little snots. They create a European type of world, one in which everybody’s nose is intruding into everybody else’s business. Nobody owns any decision. Your neighbor can sue you for growing a tree that hangs over his driveway — and then, when he’s done with you, the guy living clear across town can sue for the way the tree looks. And, over the fact that a two-stroke engine was used in the chainsaw that cut it down. A world in which nobody with an opinion is ever told “I’m sorry…you might think that’s your business…but it simply isn’t. You don’t have standing.”

This is exactly the kind of world the parents were trying to avoid making, when they went to the ACLU to sue for the “right” of their li’l babums to dress as “individuals.” That’s why Phase II has to come after Phase I; kids aren’t capable of learning how to behave as individuals, if they haven’t learned to respect authority, so they can learn to respect the boundaries to which authority extends.

To put it more simply — nobody really cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.

I feel such a sense of pity for the Jamba Juice manager or Starbuck’s manager or Blockbuster Video manager who’s put in the position of having to hire some of these spoiled brats. These brats who are utterly incapable of saying to themselves, “that’s a stupid rule, but until it’s overturned I’m going to do what it says so nobody can say I did not.” And I feel sorry for the brats, too, when they start to accumulate some experience and get into jobs with serious responsibility…and prestige…and visibility…and rivals.

Because not every little personal conflict, in life, can be settled by dashing off to the ACLU, pissing and moaning about the way you were mistreated…or offended…or slighted…or unfairly restricted. This is still Earth, a round ball filled with red-blooded humans that are three-dimensional and real. If we are destined to dissolve into a puddle of complete anarchy, even if that is unavoidable, it hasn’t quite happened just yet. And every li’l unpopular rule, as of now, is not necessarily up for appeal.

Predictions for the Obama Presidency

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

Everyone got this printed up and posted somewhere, with both black and red pens next to it for check-marks and cross-outs?

You probably should.

All those demeaning, demonic predictions about the George W. Bush Presidency, really haven’t worked out that well have they? On January 20, 2001 I could’ve driven from California to Maine just telling the state border guards along the way I don’t have liquor or fresh fruit…that’s pretty much the way it works now, even though in the meantime, the nation has suffered the worst attack on its own soil since Pearl Harbor. All these “encroachments on our freedoms” have amounted to a smattering of annoyances like closing down Folsom Dam Road. Yup, there’s your George Bush Police State there. Gotta wing on down to Rainbow Bridge, a mile and a half outta your way, and loop back up. The horror.

Contrasted with…

Look for far-left justices appointed to the Supreme Court, effectively tying up the entire government in a trifecta of liberal humanism, the buzzwords of which remain empty platitudes like “hope and change.”

Military cases of troops being tried and convicted for killing the enemy in combat will continue to rise–and the conviction/plea-bargain rate will stay at nearly 100%, as the government seeks to use the best men and women this country has to offer as sacrifical lambs on the altar of global appeasement.

Look for the slow but steady erosion of rights you have enjoyed for your entire lives–all the while being told it’s “for your own good.” Restrictions on gun ownership, home schooling, encouraged dependence on the ever-growing federal government…Of course, this will be done with feel-good phrases like “death with dignity,” “not wanting to be a burden,” and “merciful release from suffering,” all of which ignore the basic fact that we are killing people without their consent for the “good of the people.”…Also, look for taxes to go up. Yes, they’ll go up.

Time will tell. It certainly is uncharted territory.

My concerns only really spike, though, when the reasons are listed for me to feel good about an Obama Administration. Something to do with being unified, right? One only has to inspect for a little while before one sees this is unification among the 52% of us, or so, who voted for Obama. It doesn’t include, nor does it pretend to include, the other 48%. We can go piss off.

That isn’t unified.

Last (Phony) Outrage of the Year: 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Because, as some astute readers have figured out, I come from a technical background that dates back to boyhood…like Rambo said about being a killing machine, “you can’t just shut it off.” So — in all walks of life — I demand specificity. Especially with regard to things that have an impact on other things.

This bacterial infection called political correctness, has been fought and fought and fought, within an inch of its life, but not fully driven from the host. So it’s done what bacteria do when you don’t take the full dose of antibiotic. It’s survived, adapated, come back with a vengeance, and now it means business. Twenty-first century political correctness is not dead. It’s stronger than before. It’s harder to fight than it was before, because it’s agile and refuses to be nailed down.

It ends careers by saying “I’m offended” and nothing else materially important.

That satisfies us. We shouldn’t find this satisfactory; we shouldn’t even find it tolerable. For God’s sake, if you’re going to remove things from our view that we wanna watch, and destroy lives on top of it, simply by saying something…have the decency to say something. “I’m offended,” what in the hell is that supposed to mean? That’s not even good enough to make me wait a couple seconds before brewing my morning coffee, let alone join your stupid boycott.

With regard to this phony-baloney made-up “scandal” involving whats-his-name…Chip Saltsman. I would like to submit this as the single most sensible thing said, thus far.

Most of the outrage is contrived and some of it is, well, outrageous. Blogger/journalist Tommy Christopher calls Saltsman a “turd” for distributing the CD. You’ll get no apology from me for believing that anyone who uses that word personifies it.
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Relative to experiences with racism, I’ll go toe to toe with anyone who wishes to engage in the game of one-upmanship; I’ve got five decades of personal experience with the beast and this ain’t it. There isn’t even a hint of it here.

And the second most sensible thing said — very narrow contest there, by the way — came from yours truly as a reply to some of the righteously indignant protesters commenting at the bottom of that guy’s page. Now, I have not been wrestling with such a beast, I’m a white guy, six feet tall and straight, still in possession of all twenty-one digits, skilled tradesman, high school graduate, protestant. I have no minority status I can claim whatsoever.

But I do have a question to ask that is legitimate for all of us to ponder. Not only legitimate — there’s just no getting around it. We need to have this answered.

The controversy is over whether people should take the outrage seriously. Can we, then, define the outrage? Is that too much to ask?

1. The word “negro” offends me, and by extension, the song offends me, and by extension, anybody’s decision to distribute the song, defend the song, be in the same room as the song…well, you get the drift.

2. I am not offended personally but I imagine someone, somewhere, whether I’ve personally verified this or not, is offended, and I’m going to exhibit truckloads of theatrical outrage on behalf of them because I’m just that kind of a caring person.

3. Words like “negro” have, historically, been mines in fields, waiting to go off to devastating effect if someone gets too close to them. That translates to power for people like me. I see this as a proposal to de-sensitize society toward the term, which would defuse that mine, and neutralize this power. That’s MY power. That’s the source of my outrage.

4. Combination of #2 and #3. Other people have been powerful because of the claymore effect of words like these, and I sympathize with them personally or politically, so I don’t want to see them lose that power. That’s the outrage I am showing.

5. None of the above. I just hate Republicans.

Whoever’s logging on to blogs like this one, breathing their fire, et cetera, I’m going to want to see you pick one out of the above five before I take ONE WORD you say seriously. Before I even think about it.

But don’t worry. I’m only speaking for myself.

And anyone else with so much as a lick o’common sense.

After I hit “submit” I thought of a sixth one.

See, Rush Limbaugh, the very poster-child of right-wing talk radio, has been playing this song parody for awhile now. Therefore, if you can bully enough people into thinking there is something hideously offensive about this song, and weave their egos into that realization so they labor under the delusion they made up their own minds about that without you bullying them, you know what you can do?

You can make all of right-wing talk radio look like some venomous arachnid doing whatever arachnids do under great big rocks that shield out all the light. Eww, look at this scary right-wing talk radio show that’s been talking about “negroes” all these years, and we didn’t know what was going on until this guy handed out a Christmas CD to his Republican buddies. What in the world could be scarier? A vast network of Information Superhighway traveling racists, hiding in plain sight. Sort of a Ku Klux Klan living in the age of the innerwebs. They been walking among us, and we never even knew! Think of the revulsion you’d feel upon learning of a nest of baby scorpions living in the pillowcase your face hits every night. Imagine that kind of primal nausea, directed toward the injury of one political party, for the benefit of the other. In American politics, that is a Weapon of Mass Destruction…especially if large numbers of people can be tricked into feeling that kind of nausea.

You know, just some propaganda to get out there. To topple that frightening, intimidating, all-powerful Republican machine that ++snicker++ runs Washington.

The democrat party won every single thing it could possibly win, except for Saxby Chambliss’ seat. They nearly got a filibuster-proof Senate…and think about that for a minute or two, what in the world did they want to do in our interest, that they can do with sixty seats, that they thought they wouldn’t be able to do with fifty-nine?

Point is — given the way the elections turned out, it is beyond bizarre that they’re still scrounging around looking for one more branch, twig or matchstick of power they can toss on their big bonfire. It’s patently illogical. Or at least I hope it is. Frankly, it scares the hell out of me to think they’ve got some strategy they’re working on, that somehow depends on this kind of propaganda being pushed out, with the allocation of power being left where it was after those elections. It’s really the same thing as the filibuster situation. What are you planning to do, that you can do with your political opponents bulldozed under the bedrock with salt sprinkled on top of them…that you can’t do, even while you’re running all of Washington, with some viable un-stigmatized opposition able to speak out against you?

This country was founded on the principle that no one single man, or single cadre of powerful men, should be able to dictate everything, free of question or criticism.

So before you get too worked up about that CD because someone else wants you to — demand an answer to my multiple-choice question. Why not? It’s the least you should be demanding. The very least. Leave the question of whether it’s outrageous or offensive, to some other day. First define why we’re even considering it. There’s no reason not to.

His Holy Coronation a More Important Story Than September 11 Attacks

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

What an amazing surprise.

A worldwide media survey released on Monday shows that coverage around Obama’s successful bid to become the next American president was written about twice as often as any other news event since the turn of the century.

“Obama was unprecedented. He has captivated the world,” said Paul Payack, president of the Global Language Monitor, which conducted the survey.

Uh oh. Yet another world-surveyor, speaking on behalf of “the world.” I wonder if this one has some captivating tales to recount about running door-to-door on all seven continents to find out what everybody’s thinking?

Or, perhaps, it’s yet another example of re-defining the seemingly static concept of “everyone.”

His Holiness Who Walks On Water damn sure didn’t captivate me, I know that much. Last I checked, I was part of “the world.”

Obama had been written about roughly 250 million times, said Payack. Stories about all the other big news events this century have together generated about half that coverage, he added.

Just…wow. Words fail me. So I’ll rely on Darth Misha, who gets the hat tip for this story, to express the unexpressable…

Oh, and those 3000+ innocent people who died on Sept.11?

Puhleeeeze. Can’t we all just Move OnTM?

Isn’t it enough to know that he only has to raise his nicotine stained metrosexual hands, flex those glistening man boobs pecs, wave his Dumbo ears and the winds will die down, the waves will calm, the climate will cease to change, dogs and cats will be at peace with one another, and Oprah will finally shut the hell up?

Forget that once he’s out of his “President-Elect” bubble he’s going to be busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest trying to hide who and what he really is, which is to say…NUTHIN…He’s the Obamessiah!!

I can’t help but feel a tinge of fear for what is happening to another very basic concept. Authority. We spend all these giga-calories of energy, millions, billions of dollars to erect our corporate and government “Do As I Say Not As I Do” people. They tell us things that are categorically untrue, things that directly contradict even themselves — sentences that twist around in 180-degree hairpin turns before they even reach the dot at the end. “Equal opportunity employer, women and minorities encouraged to apply.” Stuff like that; same breath.

And then all the charlatans who insist on being right, even though they’re telling us untrue, self-contradictory things, are subordinated to the mega-charlatan. His Holiness The 44th President tells you it is a dry sunny day outside and there’s raindrops falling on your head, well, leave the umbrella behind, because you’ve just received The Word. And He talks kinda like Walter Cronkite so it must be true.

That’s what I find a little bit more unsettling than, I suspect, even the most rabid left-wing hippie ever found the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. act to be, rhetoric notwithstanding. This hierarchy of lying. The supremacy each face on the totem pole takes on in relation to the face beneath it, is so uncompromising, so non-negotiable. Just stop asking questions. It doesn’t matter what that face on the pole says, if the face above it, says something different.

And worst of all, Obama isn’t the one on the tippy-top. He was elected to “sit down and talk” with that I’m-A-Dinner-Jacket guy over in Iran, and His Holiness will tell I’m-A-Dinner-Jacket…what, exactly? “Oh, mkay…alright, if you say so.” Anything beyond that?

Go on, Obama fans. Tell me where I’m off-base here.

Thing I Know #274. Heath Ledger’s Joker had it exactly right. People will choose brutality, injustice, carnage, malfeasance, death or destruction every time as long as the alternative is true chaos. They want to know there is a plan. If they get the idea there is no plan, they go nuts. If there’s a plan, they’re somewhat satisfied, no matter what that plan actually is.

Milgran’s Experiments

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

Fascinating, and disturbing, stuff from Neo-Neocon.

Not really news to anyone who was paying attention during the 2008 elections, though. In the human psyche, down in that basic fundamental layer of primal wiring, “questioning authority” is a complete myth. Our programming is to do what we’re told, and, perhaps, to engage in sheepish little theatrical shows of rebellion, just for the attention.

Invention Versus Convention

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Dustbury is criticizing the folks who are my age, plus just a handful of years. Since this is a valid point and it’s been proven out, I find it to be a little bit of a scary thing. I can already feel some of the aptitudes and strengths I had, years ago, slipping away and I don’t know if it’s because of age or atrophy.

I concede that there are plenty of people like this out there:

I’m constantly amazed by the fact that our older faculty/staff can clearly and easily be separated into two degrees of capability: mediocre and nonexistent.

The Mediocre folks are capable enough of doing basic word processing tasks and working with one or two specialty statistics programs they’ve been using for at least a decade. The Nonexistent folks are much worse; they routinely need help figuring out (I am not making this up) that they have accidentally pushed the Caps Lock key when typing.

As near as I can tell, the “Nonexistent”-skilled folks have one thing in common: all are over the age of 45, whether faculty or staff. Watching them attempt to work on their own, I can only conclude that for some portion of the population, the ability to form new mental models and learn new tasks (or even new ways of doing old tasks) has been lost after this age.

The real threat, in my experience, is the person with Nonexistent skills who nonetheless estimates himself to be Mediocre or better; we spend an inordinate number of hours undoing the clever little things he’s done.

I am, of course, way over the age of 45, but I’ve spent half my lifetime in the company of these daffy machines, so I have at least a vague idea of what I’m doing most of the time, and when I don’t, I’m not too proud to request assistance.

My hope is, that as I finish up on my fifth decade on the planet, I will have been irritated and agitated into figuring out what the hell’s going on with this-or-that thing on a daily basis, and therefore have some of this “Young Man’s Magic” — the “ability to form new mental models and learn new tasks” — that a normal fifty-year-old would’ve lost. I’ll either have that germinating in my cranium, or a brain tumor, maybe.

That would appear to be my retirement plan. This bit of sabotage that was done to the market to get The Annointed One installed as our next President, has damaged my 401k to such an extent that I’m afraid to open those little envelopes and find out what kind of damage has been done.

But I see, going all the way back to second grade, when people are obsessed with how I’m going about a task rather than whether I’ll get it done or not, they end up pissed at me and I end up pissed at myself. I’m just not good at figuring out what the other fellow would do in my shoes, and doing the same thing. And so I’ve spent my career trying to keep myself in a position where outcome matters. That would seem to be an easy thing — outcome is supposed to matter.

But no. It’s been hideously difficult, and of concern to everyone else rather than just to myself…in the last ten or twenty years…it has been becoming increasingly more difficult. I’ve seen the world settling into this mold where if you do things the same way the other guy would do ’em, and fail, you’ve succeeded, but if you succeed by doing something unorthodox nobody else is doing, you’ve failed.

I’m thinking these people Dustbury is describing, are the ones who’ve adapted more easily to this marching-band mode of work. Leave it to the other fellow to actually invent something — you just go through the motions. They end up in leadership positions, because we find them comforting. They do what we expect them to do; all coloring within the lines. Sure, they work in places where you’re supposed to be creative and coming up with new ways of doing things…and they don’t do it…but who cares.

I can think of two occasions on which I seriously thought of getting out of software development altogether. The first time was when one of the managing partners made up his mind he was my direct supervisor (it was never clearly defined for me whether or not this was the case). He’d task me to do something that might take two to four hours. It was new, innovative stuff, having to do with adding a feature to a product that nobody had tried to add before. But he got it into his head exactly what I’d be doing fifteen minutes into it, and come charging into the lab to check up on me. In other words — success wasn’t defined as getting it done. It was defined as doing it the way he’d be doing it if he were the guy doing it.

You have to think things through logically to get anything accomplished at all, so this was a big damper. The logical thinker can see, easily, that you can’t do new things that haven’t been done before, when your goal has been defined as doing things the way any other yokel would be doing ‘em.

The other time I was in class, back when object-oriented programming was becoming the next Big Hot Thing. The instructor put some kind of question before the class and demanded we jot down our answers and submit them. After he got them back, he announced there was one answer he got that he was going to skip over, because it was the only one like this. Again — you aren’t building anything new, and you aren’t going to build anything new, if you’re charged with the task of doing things the way everyone else is doing ‘em. Technology is the opposite of convention. So anyplace success is measured through some kind of orthodoxy, the job, really, is to copy things. Whether people want to admit that or not.

Also, non-innovative people really bristle with a special kind of resentment when they see someone else being innovative. It’s not a simple peevishness. There really is no kind of anger in the human condition quite like this. Your wife, catching you sleeping with another woman, is going to leave some bits of anger uncovered, that this kind of rage captures quite nicely.

I should add that that second bit of demoralization really did drive me out of software development for a few years. After all, what would have been the point, suck up a few dollars an hour to copy things? Do things most similarly to the way some other guy would’ve done them? I’m not even “mediocre” at that. So I went other places, where I had the latitude to see what needed doing, figure out for myself how to get ‘em done, and get ‘em done.

I don’t know how many millions of others made the same move. But I do know in the years that followed, true innovation went on an enormous downslide. We haven’t had ‘em. An iPod that does what last year’s model did, but is a little smaller and faster, is helpful — but it isn’t a paradigm shift. A new Windows operating system that does what last year’s edition did, but tattles on you if you try to pirate software, has a few extra moving parts and a spiffy interface you haven’t seen before — but it isn’t a paradigm shift. The mid-eighties to early-nineties were loaded with paradigm shifts. Last real paradigm shift I saw in this business, was “Hey we’d better allocate four digits to hold the year, or else on January 1, 2000, the world might come to an end.” Since then most of it has been upkeep. And therein lies a tragedy that has affected us all, both in the things we use, and in the way we perceive and think about the world around us.

All convention, no invention. Yeah, I blame your “Nonexistent folks in charge of the show” theory. They end up running things because they’re good at copying, and that’s what we want. A new tool isn’t going to get you excited if you can’t form a vision of the work it can do, and you can’t form a vision of the work it can do, if you aren’t somewhat disciplined yourself in understanding how things work. Consumers now don’t understand how things work, so they’re obsessed with pretty things that look like other pretty things.

Figuring out new things, or doing things the same way the other guy’s doing ’em. Gotta be one or the other; can’t be both.

Thing I Know #177. Two women will harmoniously and happily share your bed long before invention and convention share your allegiance.

Dear Mister Obama,

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Dear Mister Schoolteecher,

I have some ideas on how you can help to edyoomacayt my child. Instead of tasking him to scrawl down democrat party talking points and send them off to the President-Elect, which aren’t too much different from what the incoming administration was going to be doing anyway, you could take the time to discuss what might be right and wrong with these ideas, and what might happen if (when) they are actually pursued. You might also cover all the questions the Obama voters got wrong in that poll that is so controversial…for reasons that have yet to be explained to me. I’d be happy to arrange a meeting with you so we can discuss some other ways you can do your job, if you’re really out of ideas.

That’s what I’d be sending in if my child was subjected to this.

Dear President-Elect Obama,

I am a fifth-grade student at Liberty Elementary School. I am writing to you for a school project. These are some things I think you should do while you’re in office.

My family discusses alternative energy a lot. I think you need to look into it, such as solar panels and wind power. We need to get them at lower, less expensive prices so more people will be willing to buy it. We should also get more organizations that sell alternative energy. It would be nice to get totally electric automobiles, but that can’t happen quickly so you could start with having a law that cars, trucks and other things like that have to have a certain miles per gallon.

Another thing I think is very important is to get out of the war in Irack. Many lives would be saved and it would show that the government cares for its people. Families would be happy to be together again and they would thank you and the rest of the government. There would be a lot more money going to other things such as alternative energy, schooling and libraries.

I understand how this is supposed to work. Once Obama is sworn in, He’ll be doing most, or all, of these things anyway. So the teachers will be able to tell the adorable crumb-crunchers “Look! He listened! You made a difference!” And that will raise the kids’ self-esteeeeeeeeem. Right? Because the only other thing I can think of, is that the education cartel in the Pittsburgh area is just a democrat-party indoctrination mechanism and it isn’t even trying to hide it anymore.

Yesterday, commenting on an early-1930’s film-propaganda piece extolling the virtues of inflation, I commented on the pressure that is placed on people who are thought to be “smart” to pretend things are upside down. It’s damaging to your reputation as a super-smart guy, to put your reputation behind mundane things. It raises the possibility that maybe you’re just an ordinary dude who knew the right people; there is some truth in that, if only a glimmer of it, so this is spectacularly frightening. Could be the death knell of a career. So things get all topsy-turvy and they stay that way. Inflation is good…convicted murderers are innocent…babies deserve to die…kids are smart

This is the burden of a brain trust. When you’re oh so super duper smart, and you feel the weight of keeping that kind of reputation alive and going strong, you’re forbidden from pointing out the obvious. Every little thing that comes out of your mouth has to have this touch of irony to it, this “you wouldn’t think so, but Bob says it’s true.” You have to contradict common sense, to show how smart you are. Up becomes down, women become men, children become wizened old sages, surrendering your guns becomes an act of responsible self-defense, starvation becomes nourishment.

Honest to God, I had no idea this kind of lunacy was being peddled out in Pittsburgh when I typed that in. You’ll just have to trust me on that. I’m just an ordinary dude typing in some true stuff, which in turn is being proven correct the very next day.

So what’ve we got here…out of the mouths of babes comes such wisdom as —
 • Look into solar panels, wind power, other forms of alternative energy;
 • Get us out of the war in Irack, who cares what goes on there after that;
 • Put more money into the schools (they’re obviously doing a fantastic job);
 • Lower the driving age because I don’t want to wait until I’m 18 to drive;
 • Improve the school system and its technology, so we can write more letters;
 • Make people stop dumping “barrels of toxin into the oceans”;
 • Look into global warming, because all the land’s going to be flooded by melted icebergs.

And out of all these ideas, not a single sensible one. How refreshing it would be if we had an exchange like

Stan Fields: What is the one most important thing our society needs?
Gracie Hart: That would be…harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.
[crowd is silent]
Gracie Hart: And world peace!
[crowd cheers ecstatically]

Really, what’s sillier? Bringing back stocks in the public square to help restore the meaning of public stigma when punishment is handed out for the lesser crimes that could lead to the bigger ones later on, like graffiti-tagging — or — harnessing all the energy you need every single morning, to accelerate your one-ton vehicle up to highway speeds with a freakin’ windmill?

New Year’s Eve is coming. Perhaps a good resolution for all of us parents, would be to keep an eagle eye on our little darlings’ school systems, and at least put enough of a damper on this coast-to-coast irrational left-wing exuberance to see to it the next generation receives a decent education.

It’s our job. Our God-given job.

Hat tip to: Stop The ACLU, via Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler.

Hopeless Terrorists

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

Let’s try to learn something about this in 2009. There’s a lot riding on it, and I see a lot of people bloviating about the issue from one direction or another, but not too many folks offering solid evidence.

Except, of course, for Mohamed Atta and his colleagues. That’s evidence. And they didn’t fit the profile of poverty, disease, hopelessness, “root causes,” et al. Not terribly well.

In last weekend’s Wall Street Journal, Kimberley Strassel published a truly fascinating interview with President Bush…He said, “freedom includes freedom from disease, because (terrorists) can exploit hopelessness, and that’s the only thing they can exploit.”

At which point one can only throw one’s hands in the air and sigh. Because this means he doesn’t understand terrorism. At all. Terrorists aren’t recruited because they feel hopeless. Quite the contrary; they feel inspired, galvanized, heroic and saintly. They are revolutionaries, they are seeking to change the world, and their actions are not one last desperate throw of the dice. Theirs are acts of hope and optimism, certainly not of despair. They think they’re part of a victorious army, not isolated individuals crushed by misery.

I suppose it’s all relative. Humans are designed to feel motivated to do whatever will positively impact their status in life, whether it’s from misery to satisfaction, or from abundance to glory.

At the same time, true misery has a horse-blinder effect on the human mind. When you can’t breathe, anything unrelated to air isn’t going to interest you a whole lot. By the same token, I think when you can’t feed yourself or you’re watching your own family flail about trying to feed itself, such noble pursuits as driving the Great Satan out of the Holy Land, aren’t going to grab your attention too well. Those ideas are going to be for the rich boys like Atta and his pals. You’re going to be much more interested in food. This is basic human behavior, Maslow Pyramid type stuff.

So I know about those college-educated Glorious Nineteen. And I know about Osama bin Laden…he’s a skinny guy, last I saw of him, but if he’s alive somewhere I don’t think he’s starving.

Ledeen might have a good point here, I think. But I was already suspicious, because I hear this bumper sticker slogan about “root causes” quite often, and it’s never exposed to scrutiny. I’m naturally suspicious of things being repeated over and over again that aren’t exposed to scrutiny, especially if they have to do with creating welfare programs where there may be no call for them.

Not Guilty

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

DJ Drummond is noticing the same things we’ve been noticing. It’s about that word “everyone” which, in the past handful of years, is seldom-to-never used to describe a concept that subsantially resembles the classic meaning of “everyone.”

“Everyone is sick of this” means…an elite group of people who agree with me, has agreed to be sick of this.

Conversely, “everyone is guilty” is nearly always a flat-out lie. It means, an elite group is guilty, and we’re going to deflect the blame onto the real “everyone” with some fancy semantics.

In reading about the bank, mortgage, auto, and employment crises in the media, I notice a common theme appearing over and over, specifically that everyone must share the guilt. The writers do this, I think, in anticipation of government actions which will, in the main, punish the public. While this may seem a utilitarian answer and therefore the most likely to be chosen, it is morally unacceptable and will likely lead to great resentment among the many millions of Americans who are in no way responsible for causing the problems or guilty of overindulgence.

I speak as one such citizen. My house is a modest one-story home bought for $150,000 in 2005, and my car is a 12-year-old sedan with 145,000 miles on it. My wife’s car is a 10-year old CRV. I pay the mortgage every month, right on time, and we paid off the cars long ago, foregoing flashy cars and luxury vehicles we could easily have bought but always put prudence ahead of ego. We pay the total balance on our credit cards each and every month, and have never spent money on anything that could be called an extravagance. What’s significant is, pretty much everyone in my subdivision could say the same – we work hard for our money and are careful not to buy things we cannot pay for, and we do not cheat anyone. We work hard and build for the future, the future we promised to our children. And I would dare to say we would resent the hell out of being expected to pay for the sins of others, since our children would end up suffering through no fault of their own. I will not help a thief, even and especially if he sits in a taxpayer-provided seat in Washington, D.C.

Well, I have a new car. But I don’t think I need to “share the guilt” either, because I contracted for a purchase price, from which was derived an interest rate and a monthly payment, and I’ve been making that payment on time every month. Furthermore, I only have the new car because the old one blew a head gasket after 340 thousand miles and eighteen years. That’s 340 miles that ticked on by, while all the other Tom Dicks and Harry’s were out buying up brand new Lincoln Navigators because their wives told ’em to.

Anyone want to come after me and tell me now that I’ve bought the supplies, made the sandwiches and scarfed ’em down, that I wasn’t charged enough for the bread? Screw you.

I don’t mean to sound hostile. But thus far I’ve not yet seen it fail — when we re-define what the word “everyone” means, it has long-lasting consequences for everyone. And when I use that word, in that context, I mean the real definition.

Kwanzaa is Over

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

It really is just a memory and nothing more (hat tip: Attack Machine, via Maggie’s Farm).

Let’s make affirmative action next. Our President-Elect is a black guy, after all. Why would such a program be needed by a country with a black President? It’s possible for anyone to do anything, regardless of skin color, no dream is out-of-reach…or else, that’s not the case. Gotta be one or t’other, it can’t be both.

And, now, it can’t be “t’other.”

We do such a good job of jettisoning things that have helped so many people in the past. Let’s toss something overboard that hasn’t been helpful to anyone at all, ever, not even once, except cosmetically. Just once, for a change of pace. To show we can.

Hooray For Inflation

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

The video put up at Another Rovian Conspiracy just before Christmas is an absolute must-see.

Especially now, because what just happened to our country might not be so much a repeat of nineteen ninety-two, as nineteen thirty-two. And the notion that the Great Depression ended because of Roosevelt’s policies, rather than in spite of them, is now moribund. Facts are not kind to it.

It comes down to this: Pouring cream in ditches to rot, while a few hundred miles away, a baby starves and its mother’s body can no longer produce milk. Pigs are slaughtered and left to rot while in other parts of the country, a family sits down to soup made with rotten cabbage because there’s nothing else to eat. Policies like these aren’t part of some urban legend. They really happened. They were really implemented, because those boys in Washington were so smart.

This is the burden of a brain trust. When you’re oh so super duper smart, and you feel the weight of keeping that kind of reputation alive and going strong, you’re forbidden from pointing out the obvious. Every little thing that comes out of your mouth has to have this touch of irony to it, this “you wouldn’t think so, but Bob says it’s true.” You have to contradict common sense, to show how smart you are. Up becomes down, women become men, children become wizened old sages, surrendering your guns becomes an act of responsible self-defense, starvation becomes nourishment.

So in a country filled with starving babies, we pour cream in ditches. In a country where nobody has enough money to spare for the essentials, we create artificial inflation.

There is a phrase that appears repeatedly in Atlas Shrugged that I’m hearing over and over again on the news. I find it alarming that nobody’s taken the time or trouble to re-word it, even slightly. That phrase, just like the ultra-smart people, precedes irony — things antithetical to common sense.

The phrase is “In Times Like These.”

Atlas Shrugged is a story of society’s most intelligent and productive people, being requested to sacrifice themselves, by other people whom the prevailing viewpoint thinks are the most intelligent and productive people. (They’re requested to do this, right before they are forced to.) And so the phrase is repeated over and over again. There’s this mindset that wet has to become dry, in has to become out, and, most of all, self-destruction is by its very nature constructive. Common sense has to be contradicted, because this helps to show how desperate these times really are. Up has become the new down.

It’s a whole different world, one inhabited by people who have the reputation of being super-duper-smart and feel the burden of keeping that reputation alive. So they say dumb things to show how smart they are. Dumb, after all, is the new smart.

Sadly, the Great Depression, just like the economic woes that take place in the here-and-now, occurred on Earth. Right here. A place where up is up, light is light, darkness is darkness, and when a baby is hungry and there’s food around, you feed the baby. This love we have of smart people spouting unnecessarily ironic things, which the rest of us then dutifully follow to demonstrate our commitment to climbing out of this hole that we’re making deeper, will, indeed, make the hole much, much deeper. At least, if our present course is left unchanged.

After all, we’ve shown our capability for following this sad formula before. That’s where this so-called “Bad Economy” can really hurt us. By turning things upside down. Every time I hear that phrase, “In Times Like These,” I become further convinced that this is where we’re headed…because here on Earth, most of the things that make perfect sense in fat times, generally make just as much sense in the lean ones.

“Lefties Just Don’t Have the Same Feeling About America as the Hard Right Does”

Friday, December 26th, 2008

I don’t have the same feelings about my girlfriend as her last boyfriend did. I don’t love her. Sure, I claim to, because I seek to improve her by pointing out her flaws. That schmuck she dumped, he used to say a bunch of nonsense like she was the “greatest, best woman God has ever given man on the face of the earth.” Loser. One of the surest signs of love is it makes you talk stupid.

That language seems pretty harsh when you use it to talk about the love between men and women, doesn’t it? Joel Stein seems to think so; he concedes as much in the very last sentence of this love-without-loving screed of his. Up to that point, however, he’s perfectly clear on the idea that this is exactly the kind of sentiment a “nuanced” individual should have toward his country.

I don’t love America. That’s what conservatives are always telling liberals like me. Their love, they insist, is truer, deeper and more complete. Then liberals, like all people who are accused of not loving something, stammer, get defensive and try to have sex with America even though America will then accuse us of wanting it for its body and not its soul. When America gets like that, there’s no winning.

But I’ve come to believe conservatives are right. They do love America more. Sure, we liberals claim that our love is deeper because we seek to improve the United States by pointing out its flaws. But calling your wife fat isn’t love. True love is the blind belief that your child is the smartest, cutest, most charming person in the world, one you would gladly die for. I’m more in “like” with my country.

Fox News’ Sean Hannity loves this country so much, he did an entire episode of “Hannity’s America” titled “The Greatest Nation on Earth.” In that one hour he said, several times, “the U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.” One of the surest signs of love is it makes you talk stupid.

If Joel Stein doesn’t feel love, there must be another thing or two that can make you talk stupid. That or he comes by it naturally.

I owe Stein a debt of thanks for introducing me, indirectly, to Gerard Van der Leun when the latter saw fit to critique the speaking style of the former, nearly three years ago, in one of the best essays I’ve ever read: The Voice of the Neuter is Heard Throught the Land. What’s it about? It’s about how some thirty-ish adults nowadays talk with this tone of voice that inserts a residue of question, however thin it may be, into phonic pronouncements about everthing, even things that contain no question. With such a dizzying consistency that nothing is ever pronounced.

Audibly.

But as you can see from Stein’s writing, he finds refuge in the pen. In this forum, he can pretend to be more than certain about things — even about the evils of certainty. I hope you click on through to Gerard’s website, and then to Hugh Hewitt’s, and then crank your speakers so you can listen to the vocal Joel Stein. That’s quite a different character, one constantly striving to show a charming paralysis-by-analysis in every little thing he says, or asks…and succeeding only in propping up a nauseating, foppish sort of formlessness, sort of an intellectual variant of structurally vacant, gelatinous goo. He seems to be unaware of his own internal contradiction: If nothing is allowed to stand as an absolute or as a certainty, then there is a problem, for that in itself is an absolute and a certainty.

That’s a conundrum. It produces such a devastating handicap, that all decisions made in its presence, may arrive at a beneficial conclusion only by random chance.

I don’t know what kind of progress Stein has had in resolving it; therefore, I don’t know what his other opinions could be worth. I’m not sure his employers or his readers have figured it out either.

Hat tip: Cassy.

Oh and let the record show that I’m crazy about my girlfriend. I cherish the day I met her, and I feel exactly the same way about my country. But…if I were afflicted with this kwestion-kurse, to such an extent that every sentence that escaped my lips had that annoying tonal quality of dro…ning…ques…tion…? at the end of it, and I’d completely lost my readiness, willingness and ability to state absolutes and fasten my name to them — some kind of gelded senile-dementia for thirty-year-olds — I wouldn’t be blaming it on her.

Update: Oh, dear. The audio of that wonderful interview has fallen into an innerwebs-hole. We shall have to roll up our sleeves, in the hours or days ahead, and see if we can produce it again.

In the meantime, what a glorious relief that must be, however temporary, to Mr. Stein. So long as he stays away from any stray microphones, he can scribble and scribble away, and pretend to be sure of what he’s talking about.

Bizarro Scrooge

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

Sippican Cottage…with yet another Thing That Makes You Go Hmmm.

Scrooge was a benighted individual, twisted by his circumstances, but ultimately redeemed by the good example set by everybody around him. He’s not dumb, and it dawns on him that the hoarding of everything, including –especially– his love for his fellow man, brought him no pleasure; and he can’t help but notice that people that he considers fools and knaves are happy despite their circumstances. He has his epiphany, and we ours watching him.

The tale is backwards now because Scrooge was alone in his misery, surrounded by plenty and bonhomie if he would just partake of it; we are now multitudes; nations; a veritable globe of hoarders and schadenfreude peddlers, searching for any last outpost of goodwill towards others, simple pleasures, or just plain harmless fun that can be vilified and then dismantled.

Yes, in spite of the economic gloom, even the “poorest” among us are enjoying a stratospheric level of comfort compared with some pockets of the rest of the world. And yet we’re spiritually famished. Famished, wallowing in companionship, the same way Scrooge wallowed in his solitude.

I saw this when I was shopping in the mall the other day. This is why Obama won, I think; there are quite a few people walking around, drunk not on the milk of human kindness, but on the milk of human babble. Like fish, they swim through the mall corridors in great big schools; half a dozen, eight, ten, twelve or more. It’s not enough. Not enough companionship. Against all odds, there is still a delta between what is provisioned and what is desired. Out come the phones, text text text.

How old was I the first time I discovered the delight of driving on an empty road, by my lonesome, with the radio turned off…just thinking? Are these young people virginal to this? And if that is the case, what all are they missing? There’s no way to detect inconsistencies about things, is there, if every waking minute of every day you’re surrounded by “Hey man, what’re you doin’, nothing much, can you meet us in fifteen minutes at such-and-such?” No way to scrutinize. No way to — what was it the sixties-hippies told us we should do — Question Authority?

Reminds me of something linked by Gerard a few weeks back —

We were keeping our eye on 1984. When the year came and the prophecy didn’t, thoughtful Americans sang softly in praise of themselves. The roots of liberal democracy had held. Wherever else the terror had happened, we, at least, had not been visited by Orwellian nightmares.

But we had forgotten that alongside Orwell’s dark vision, there was another – slightly older, slightly less well known, equally chilling: Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World. Contrary to common belief even among the educated, Huxley and Orwell did not prophesy the same thing. Orwell warns that we will be overcome by an externally imposed oppression. But in Huxley’s vision, no Big Brother is required to deprive people of their autonomy, maturity and history. As he saw it, people will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think.

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny “failed to take into account man’s almost infinite appetite for distractions”. In 1984, Huxley added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that what we hate will ruin us. Huxley feared that what we love will ruin us.

This book is about the possibility that Huxley, not Orwell, was right.

That’s it, I’m afraid. We are spiritually confused by this abundance of — not so much wealth, but — comfort. We think we have something to worry about, because we don’t know what worry really is; we don’t put down our cell phones long enough to think about it. We just installed a man into the most powerful office the world has ever known — a guy who hasn’t really done anything. Maybe he’ll succeed in what we want him to do. But if so, there’s no way to measure it. There’s no way to define what exactly we wanted him to do. In short, there’s no way to qualify this as a decent decision, even if you happen to like what we did.

This is the case with just about everything we’re doing nowadays. I see it with the bailouts. These might be “right” things to do, but how right can they be, with no definition of success and no real plan?

We are spiritually impoverished, just as much as poor old Scrooge ever was. Spiritually impoverished from a surfeit of text-messaging, and other silly rituals of centrifugal bumblepuppy.

Update 12/26/08: Speaking of Gerard, he linked to this one with an intriguing title:

The Lonely Crowd Ver. 20.08

I like it. I’m going to find a few ways to steal that.

Also, happy birthday, blogger friend. Many more to you.

Best Sentence LII

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

The fifty-second Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) award goes out this Christmas Morning to The People’s Cube, for some commentary that went up a couple months ago about democrats and sex.

It, in turn, was inspired by this website over here (warning, main page includes a YouTube clip that plays automatically…just in case the left wing hadn’t done enough, already, to put a damper on your yuletide spirits).

Same ol’ bullshit. You join a movement of attractive young folks who’ve signed a pact to not have sex with anyone who votes Republican. You know what a pact is, right? It’s something a group of people agree to do with regard to future events, no matter how their individual common sense, personal beliefs, or preference at the point of decision may have otherwise motivated them. In other words, it is a triumph of the past over the future, of group-think over individual thought, of dogma over…choice.

None of which is inherently bad.

But to do such a thing to support “choice,” amuses us in a dark, sad, ironic kind of way.

Anyway — what with Tina Fey being named Entertainer of the Year by the Associated Press, for ” ma[king] us think about what was going on,” according to one editor, People’s Cube said something we thought was apropos. Tina Fey, you see, didn’t earn her award by making people think about what was going on. She earned it by making people think a lot of bullshit about what was going on. Among other things Gov. Palin never, ever said, not even once, was “I can see Russia from my house,” even though millions of people who voted last month, are convinced she did. Therein lies the power of humor. Such power reaches its peak when humor ceases to be humor. When it interjects fantasy, while pretending to emulate reality, which is the way more decent parody works.

This is why I had to flip around the website linked above to figure out of it was serious or not. And flip. And flip.

Because some ideas don’t look sensible, until you combine politics with sex. Or combine politics with humor.

Which means they aren’t sensible. It has to mean that; it can’t mean anything else.

Like in public school, to be accepted one must conform or be ostracized. But in the worlds of politics, government and media, right of center “nonconformity” can bring serious consequences.

Humor, for leftists, is strictly a means of reinforcing conformity – a tool to ridicule, demean and demote those not of the Party (much like chickens will peck a sickly or ‘different’ chicken to death). [emphasis mine]

Just something to ponder in 2009…nothing more. Just something very well said.

The Cube went on to put together this video, which offers a much more honest form of parody. The kind that demonstrates the ludicrous nature of the target by intermingling it with truth — not fiction.

Well done.

2008 Christmas Wish

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Good health to you and yours throughout the year, may your struggles be few and far between. May you drown in an abundance of the things you need. And of the things you want, may you be missing only enough of them that you can keep your sense of perspective.

That gap between when you know what to complain about, and when you know what to do about it — may it always be closed up tighter than a frog’s ass. Because we all know how frustrating it is when it yawns wide open.

May you think your way through every challenge, and feel your way ’round none.

May you effortlessly separate what matters, from what doesn’t.

In other words, don’t be like Thomas Friedman of the New York Times (Hat tip: Rick, again).

Wah!Landing at Kennedy Airport from Hong Kong was, as I’ve argued before, like going from the Jetsons to the Flintstones. The ugly, low-ceilinged arrival hall was cramped, and using a luggage cart cost $3. (Couldn’t we at least supply foreign visitors with a free luggage cart, like other major airports in the world?) As I looked around at this dingy room, it reminded of somewhere I had been before. Then I remembered: It was the luggage hall in the old Hong Kong Kai Tak Airport. It closed in 1998.

The next day I went to Penn Station, where the escalators down to the tracks are so narrow that they seem to have been designed before suitcases were invented. The disgusting track-side platforms apparently have not been cleaned since World War II. I took the Acela, America’s sorry excuse for a bullet train, from New York to Washington. Along the way, I tried to use my cellphone to conduct an interview and my conversation was interrupted by three dropped calls within one 15-minute span.
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My fellow Americans, we can’t continue in this mode of “Dumb as we wanna be.”

Wah! Wah! My plane landed safely, but I can’t get my Wi-Fi to work! Wah! Wah!

May your relatives who are like this — we all have some — pull their heads out of their butts, and may you be around to see it happen. And if they don’t, may you have many a laugh in the year ahead, at their expense.

“Idiocracy” Thought of the Day

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Inspired by this wonderful movie. If you’ve not yet seen it, do what it takes to get hold of it, and watch it beginning to end. (Viable first step for you might be here.)

Whenever I hear that the United States needs to be more humble to get her “allies” to like her moar better…it sounds to me like…

“Drink Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes.”

Have Them Sign the Release Form First

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

The Golden (Shower) State’s High Court has spoken:

California court holds rescuers liable for injuries
posted at 9:45 am on December 20, 2008 by Ed Morrissey

In this season of Christmas, let us reflect on the parable of the Good Samaritan. After a traveler had been assaulted and then ignored by the rest of the community, a Samaritan rescued him and helped him recover. If the Samaritan moved to California, he’d better have a good lawyer, as the state Supreme Court ruled that the liability shield passed for those who conduct emergency rescues and inadvertently injure the victims only applies to medical personnel:

The California Supreme Court ruled Thursday that a young woman who pulled a co-worker from a crashed vehicle isn’t immune from civil liability because the care she rendered wasn’t medical.

The divided high court appeared to signal that rescue efforts are the responsibility of trained professionals. It was also thought to be the first ruling by the court that someone who intervened in an accident in good faith could be sued.

Lisa Torti of Northridge allegedly worsened the injuries suffered by Alexandra Van Horn by yanking her “like a rag doll” from the wrecked car on Topanga Canyon Boulevard.

Torti now faces possible liability for injuries suffered by Van Horn, a fellow department store cosmetician who was rendered a paraplegic in the accident that ended a night of Halloween revelry in 2004.

Torti and Van Horn traveled in separate cars, and the driver of Van Horn’s car ran into a light pole at 45 MPH. Torti testified that she saw smoke and liquid coming from the car and thought the vehicle would explode, trapping Van Horn. She rushed to pull her co-worker from the car, and Van Horn alleges that Torti aggravated a broken vertebra that damaged her spinal cord. She sued Torti (and the driver) for causing her paralysis.

The Golden State is special (although, tragically, not overly much). All three branches of our state government have shown this proclivity: If an opportunity arises to make us more sheeplike, just wandering around watching our peers get snatched up by whatever wolf happens along, baah, baah — all three branches have a marked tendency to take that opportunity. So here we sit. A state of veal calves.

This isn’t even a right-versus-left thing. It’s do-something versus do-nothing. Lawyers versus the rest of us.

Get your own ass out of that leaking exploding fireball of a car wreck. I have to worry about punching the time clock so the union will go on protecting my cushy do-nothing job.

Hat tip: Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler.

Airhead America Founder Agrees with Rush…

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

…about the Fairness Doctrine.

In a piece entitled “Limbaugh Is Right on the Fairness Doctrine,” with the delicious sub-headline “Liberals don’t need equal-time rules to compete,” [Jon] Sinden espoused views most Air America listeners are sure to disagree with (emphasis added):

When we founded Air America, we aimed to establish a talk network that lived at the intersection of politics and entertainment. Of course, we were motivated by our political leanings. But as a lifelong broadcaster, I was certain that at least half the American audience was underserved by conservative talk radio. Here was an opportunity to capture listeners turned off by the likes of, say, Sean Hannity. The business opportunity was enticing.

It never occurred to me to argue for reimposing the Fairness Doctrine. Instead, I sought to capitalize on the other side of a market the right already had built.

Wouldn’t it be nice if more liberals felt this way?

My own opposition to the Fairness Doctrine is that it would make an awful lot of sense — on an ideological spectrum that was truly one-dimensional, with an absolute centerpoint. Like a seesaw with an absolute point of fulcrum. That is how the weaker minds see this thing called “politics,” to be sure. But the weaker minds have trouble adapting to reality, and that’s shown to be the case here.

This stuff about which we argue, is just an endless and fascinating bouquet of questions, with little bundles of personal priorities and principles guiding the way to the answers, sometimes packaged together with other complementary priorities and principles…sometimes, not.

JeffersonThe hitch in the giddy-up is that this is not our daddys’ “right” and “left.” They are due for a shake-up, a major overhaul. Here’s just one example: The sense of community. Both the hard-right and the hard-left demand one. Our vision of it here, at The Blog That Nobody Reads, is an unorthodox one because we demand a sense of community as well, but we lean, like Jefferson, toward voluntary membership in all matters and coercive membership in none. To us, the merit of an idea has everything to do with the substance of the idea, and nothing whatsoever to do with the size of the population in which it finds support. The “majority” can be right, the “majority” can be wrong.

Also, when two sides are presented of a given issue, it’s possible for one side to be completely wrong and therefore missing any weight by which it could credibly demand any compromise whatsoever. And this, in turn, has nothing to do with the results of an election. One guy says humans breathe air and another guy says humans breathe water, do you stick your face in the toilet 50% of the time out of a spirit of compromise? No, you do not. One of those guys is all-the-way-wrong. All of life is like that, we think here.

Furthermore — the notion of an absolute center-point is wrong in every single sense possible. Which is the most frightening aspect, of all, with regard to this proposed Fairness Doctrine. Because when all’s said and done, there would have to be a task to be completed, bureaucratic in nature, that involves defining where the centerpoint is. You want the Government to be in charge of defining that?

Here, let’s try it on the subject of Rush Limbaugh himself.

For every hour spent discussing how incredibly awesome Rush Limbaugh is…you have to devote an equal and opposite hour, spent discussing how incredibly super-duper-duper awesome he is. It’s important to present both sides, after all.

I think that nails down, better than anything else I can imagine, the problems involved with having some nameless faceless anonymous bureaucrat stranger guy decide for you where the centerpoint is. It’s not an absolute thing in any sense. And our political discourse is not one-dimensional. Especially if we start thinking for ourselves; that’s when it gets really messy. That is when it truly becomes this endless procession of questions.

Are we our brothers’ keepers? Do we matter? Is there a God? Can we worship Him? Do we have a right to keep and bear arms? Are the three branches of our government co-equal, and if so, how? Is abortion murder? When does life begin? Is that government which governs least, that government which governs best? Is war ever necessary? Do fathers have any parental rights at all? Should Rick Warren be participating in Obama’s inauguration ceremonies?

Do we want our government requiring hours broadcast on one side or the other of these questions, regardless of the feelings of those broadcasting or listening, or the circumstances under which the requirement is enforced?

So Sinden is correct, although not for the reasons he articulates, because his point is that liberals don’t need the Fairness Doctrine in order to win. I’m not entirely sure which point would win his allegiance if they veered off in opposite directions, were he to think the Fairness Doctrine was necessary: That it’s wrong, or that liberals should always win. I’m thinking the latter. But in my worldview, the Fairness Doctrine is wrong because it’s a poor fit. The seesaw model simply doesn’t fit our discourse, even though it may be the only thing a cumbersome bureaucracy would be able, over the long term, to functionally comprehend.

The Great Excel Spreadsheet

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

Another office automation comedy of errors.

With a month’s worth of experience under his belt, Maxim’s project was coming along quite well. Everybody loved using the pretty Access front end with its drop-downs and he had created instead of the ominous facade of the Great Excel Spreadsheet. Even Helen was satisfied since she now had more of purpose than pushing paper out week after week! However, the joy was short-lived, as was revealed during an emergency department meeting.

The lead analyst started, “Maxim, we’re finding some discrepancies in the report. Several values in what we’re finding to be random stocks and bonds are being grossly misrepresented.”

“How do you mean?” asked Maxim.

“Point blank – we believe that YOU broke the Yield calculation and we’re two days away from sending out bad figures that could ruin the bank and its investors.”

It’s a story not unlike the one with the monkeys, the ladder, the bananas, and the high-voltage shock.

There’s something about the human condition that makes it breathtakingly easy to suppress and stultify creativity, innovation and generally outstanding performance, while believing with every fiber of our being that we’re doing our darnedest to promote these things.

Update 12/22/08: Ah, now I know where the hat tip goes. Gerard.

I hate it when tabbed browsing, coupled with my approaching senility, robs my dearest blogger friends of the credit that is due them.

Gov. Palin Never Gave an Answer Like This…

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

and neither did Fred Thompson.

We’re Palin/Thompson fans here, so if this doesn’t score some heap-big huge demerits against Lady Kennedy, we’re gonna be pissed.

But who’m I kidding. Some people just aren’t s’poseda be embarrassed, so I’ll probably just end up pissed.

Didn’t Sacrifice His Soul To Be a Popular Guy

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

This is what I like about George W. Bush:

President George W. Bush knows he’s unpopular. But here’s what matters, he says: “I didn’t compromise my soul to be a popular guy.” In a wide-ranging interview with Fox News Channel, Bush also praised the national security team assembled by President-elect Barack Obama, offered hope to U.S. automakers seeking government assistance and said the people of Illinois will have to sort out allegations that Gov. Rod Blagojevich sought kickbacks in choosing a successor for Obama’s Senate seat.

Bush said presidents fail when they make decisions based on opinion polls.

“Look, everybody likes to be popular,” said Bush.

“What do you expect? We’ve got a major economic problem and I’m the president during the major economic problem. I mean, do people approve of the economy? No. I don’t approve of the economy. … I’ve been a wartime president. I’ve dealt with two economic recessions now. I’ve had, hell, a lot of serious challenges. What matters to me is I didn’t compromise my soul to be a popular guy.”

An Associated Press-GFK poll last week showed just 28 percent of the public approving of the job Bush is doing, about where he has been all fall. Among Republicans, 54 percent approve, a low figure from members of a president’s own political party.

I’m pretty sure even the most rabid Bill Clinton fans won’t admit this…but when Bill Clinton made decisions based on opinion polls, they weren’t terribly fond of this. There’s nothing less inspiring than the leader who makes decisions to be popular. You get him to do what you want, he smiles, leaves the room, goes off to negotiate with someone else…and then what happens? You don’t know. So what good does it do you that the guy once-upon-a-time agreed with you?

No, you count on the guy who doesn’t give a rat’s ass if you like him or not. You count on him, or you don’t count on anybody at all. That’s life, folks; that’s real life.

Ellsworth Toohey: Mr. Roark, we’re alone here. Why don’t you tell me what you think of me? In any words you wish. No one will hear us.

Howard Roark: But I don’t think of you.

As far as what I don’t like about him, I think Michelle has that one nailed down pretty well.

Should Females Have Opinions About Things?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

File this one under “us dudes have the long end of the stick here”:

Big Bear High School student Mariah Jimenez should be allowed to wear the “Prop. 8 Equals Hate” T-shirt she was banned from wearing on campus, according to the American Civil Liberties Union.

The 16-year-old sophomore, who is her class president, wore the tie-dyed T-shirt to school on Nov. 3, the day before voters approved the constitutional amendment prohibiting same-sex marriage in California.

Mariah’s sixth-period teacher, Sue Reynolds, ordered her to remove the shirt during a meeting of the Associated Student Body.

When Mariah protested, Reynolds sent her to the principal’s office.

“She said I shouldn’t be wearing such divisive shirts, and my shirt draws a line down the school,” said

Mariah, who also plays on her school’s golf and softball teams and has been involved in school politics since seventh grade.

I think every lad my age and under has recollections of a young lady like Mariah. Strong Willed Woman type, outspoken, lots of opinions about things, constantly encouraged to have ’em. Until it becomes inconvenient.

See, for the boys, the message is consistent: Opinionz iz bad. But of course, every gutless necktie-wearing coward bureaucrat wants to be closely associated with the opinionated female. Until the heat in the kitchen is just a little too hot. And so, we end up saddling our ladies with the most terrible of burdens, the burden of inconsistency. Have an opinion. Oh, no no no, don’t have one. Too divisive. Mariah is a product; a product whose designers cannot handle what they’ve built. She’s been encouraged since seventh grade to be opinionated — it’s been oh-so-trendy to manufacture these gals who are so opinionated about things — and now they just can’t handle it.

So should females have opinions about things?

Don’t hold your breath waiting for an answer on that one. See, we’re all going to have to swing our heads back & forth, looking to each other, to see what the other fellow thinks. And so no such answer shall be forthcoming.

We know what to tell the boys though: I can’t have an opinion, so you can’t have one either.

Imitation is the Sincerest Form XXIV

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

A few days ago, The Blog That Nobody Reads opined away about — believe it or not — liberals. Yeah, we never do that. Specifically, what caught our eye was a Sixties’ Kid waxing eloquently at the rest of us, talking down to us about where to go from here: Ditching capitalism, the sooner, the better.

What if we began to ask whether corporate consumerism was really the ultimate flowering of America’s promise? For one thing, capitalism as we know it would fade away. But since it may be doing that anyway, we might be wise to drop our resistance and bid it a fond farewell. We could thank it for its efficient promotion of the Industrial Revolution, while observing that by creating an interconnected world it has rendered its own creed of frenetic competition obsolete. A satellite can’t go into orbit till its booster rocket falls away. If the accounting system is in flames, let it drop and disintegrate, mission accomplished.

The first thing to raise my red flag wasn’t the liberalism, and it wasn’t the anti-capitalism, and it wasn’t the hemp-stench of the sixties-ism. It was the description of all of us living and working “together,” all “connected,” celebrating that supposed unicellular state that binds all of us, even while commenting on all the options this eliminates.

I am deeply suspicious of people like this. They drone on at length about how we are all one being. They drone on at length about all the things this means we cannot do. They don’t say one word about how this makes us more capable of doing something. But always, this interconnectedness is an occasion for celebration, not for some kind of action. Anything to do with independence, individuality, etc. — capitalism, for example — get rid of it. It’s yucky, icky-poo.

What can we do once we get that done? Once the booster is jettisoned? Just be wonderful all day long?

This Is The Daw-Ning Of The Age…Of…A-Quar-Ee-Us…

But of far greater concern is how these collectivists talk once they get the idea people are acknowledging this connectedness. First step after that milestone is reached: Re-define the concept of “everyone”:

…their definition of everyone excludes quite a few folks, folks just as real as any other, that they don’t want to talk about. Their Utopia is a sort of modern version of Noah’s Ark, built from stem to stern for the express purpose of providing a shelter to an elite crowd…leaving the balance behind. In their world, “everyone” never really means everyone. And they don’t want to admit it.

Now, I don’t know if Rush Limbaugh reads this blog. I’ve always kind of assumed hardly anyone ever does. But how, then, do you explain this item from Monday, of which we learn via blogger friend Rick:

Colin Powell, ladies and gentlemen, insists that conservatives and Republicans support candidates who will appeal to minorities like I guess McCain who led the effort for amnesty. He insists that conservatives and Republicans move to the center like McCain, who calls himself a maverick for doing so. General Powell insists that conservatives and Republicans provide an open tent to different ideas and views, like I guess McCain, who repeatedly trashed Republicans and made nice with Democrats. I mean, their tent’s big, they just don’t want us in it. John McCain is and was Colin Powell’s ideal candidate. All these moderates, Bill Weld, all these moderates that crossed the aisle and voted for Obama, they got their ideal candidate, and they got their ideal campaign in McCain. Once McCain was nominated as the Republican candidate, largely by independents and Democrats voting in Republican primaries, Colin Powell waited ’til the last minute, when it would do the most damage to McCain and the Republicans and endorsed Obama. And when I said it was largely about race, that’s what set ’em all off, you’re not supposed to say these kinds of things. This is supposed to go unspoken.

So if we try to understand Powell’s thinking, which is difficult since it’s incoherent, we should have all voted for McCain in the primaries, and once he was nominated, we should have voted for Obama for president. That’s what we should have all done, if you listen to what Powell said on CNN yesterday. There’s something interesting — and Snerdley picked up on this — he said that Powell in the CNN interview is talking to Republican leaders about tossing me out, when I’m not in. (laughing) This remains to me to be the funny thing here. It would be one thing if Republicans were listening to me and going down in flames, but they’re not, and they haven’t for the longest time. So Powell is talking to Republican leaders about tossing me out of the party, and people should stop listening to me and helping Democrats with any legislation that might be aimed at taming talk radio. This is what Snerdley thinks he meant by virtue of what he said in that interview. He did say he’s talking to the leaders — leaders of what? The Republican Party? He’s getting together to talk with the leaders about me? When was the last time I was on a ballot? When was the last time I raised money? When was the last time I wrote a plank in the party platform? [emphasis mine]

This is a recurrent theme going down, nowadays, just about everywhere you look. Things are excluded from other things, and then when the dust has all hit the ground, we’re all supposed to pretend they were included and not excluded. Things are alienated from certain decision-making processes, and after the decisions turn to crapola, we’re all supposed to pretend the things that were so alienated, were in charge of the mess from Day One.

So now — Republicans are supposed to take a lesson from the elections and steer toward the left? That’s what they did when they nominated McCain, wasn’t it? No? Someone tell me, please. Back when McCain emerged as the front-runner, if Republicans were supposed to do a better job veering off to the left, who else were they supposed to have picked?

We need to jettison capitalism because it’s screwed us over so badly, huh? Hmm. I’m typing this on a laptop that was created and then sold to me — through capitalism…I got a feeling the same is true of Mr. Mo Hanan and this drivel he scribbled down, above.

This is pretty frightening stuff when you ponder where it leads: Collectivists, determined to create a new society that includes “everyone,” with their own surreal otherworldly definition of what “everyone” means. Although I agree with everything Rush said, above, he really should stop laughing.

He Who Walks On Water — the most powerful human on the entire planet, come January 20, and so far not a single soul can coherently explain why — elaborates:

It’s a system in Washington that has failed the American people. A system that has not kept the most fundamental trust of American democracy: that our government is of the people, and that it must govern for all the people – not just the interests of the wealthy and well-connected. [emphasis mine]

This is the scary side to the Unicorn Fart Man. Can you imagine anything more truly frightening than someone who pours such energy into pretending to bring “everyone” along, while fully intending, down to the very marrow of His Holy Bones, to leave some behind? What could be scarier than that? Anybody want to bet me some large money that when He says “the wealthy and well-connected” — He is talking about Himself? George Soros? Ted Kennedy? Hillary Clinton?

What about the “all the people” part? Does that include conservative Republicans? He wants the new “system” to govern for conservative Republicans? How about Joe The Plumber? Are we going to get a government of, by, and for Joe The Plumber, along with “everyone” else?

Eh, don’t make me laugh.

Like I said, Noah’s Ark wasn’t built primarily to keep the exclusive club afloat. The point of the project was to kill off everything else.

Rush is right. Rush is right because he repeated what I said. The folks from the kiddie table who are now going to start running things, are one and the same as the folks who ran the Republican Party this year — and their tent’s big, but they don’t want the real “everyone” in it. If the real “everyone” is allowed in, why take all the time and trouble to build the damn thing in the first place?

How to Keep Socialism Out of the Nursery

Monday, December 15th, 2008

…which, like a fungus designed to dwell in a mucus lining, is where it has always wanted to thrive

Scott from North Carolina is concerned with the radical views of his students:

Dr. Helen:

I’m a middle/high school teacher, of a social-libertarian, economic-conservative bent. All the talk about indoctrination of kids is extraordinarily true. I have kids pass through my class with some of the most insane, Kos-style concepts running through their heads, really doctrinaire hard-liberal stuff. It only got more blatant as the election wore on (and on, and on). I subbed for a fourth grade class in which a girl trotted out the “Bush caused 9/11″ bit. Are you kidding me?

What can I do to help counter this? I’d like to avoid a whole new generation running on Marxist ideology.

This January, the people who belong at the kiddie table will be running things — because we live in a time in which it has become treacherously difficult, and unrewarding, for people to distinguish extremism from moderation.

“Bush caused 9/11” is extreme…along with the notion that the best way to lower gas prices, is to tax oil companies a whole lot more. But the babes think those are among the most centrist thoughts you can hold in your li’l head. Even worse, if you utter a peep of protest, you’re now extreme.

Not too many ways left to deal with this, but Dr. Helen does have a few good ideas.

Where Liberalism Leads

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

You’ve already seen this story many times…as We, Anthem, 1984, Brave New World, THX-1138, Soylent Green, Logan’s Run, that weird Apple Macintosh commercial, etc. etc. etc….

…Chris Muir scribbled down his vision of it two weekends ago. It’s a vision worth repeating over and over, because it’s where we’re headed. All liberals agree we should trudge off in this direction, they only disagree about how far. That is the point that has to be stressed, because it is one hundred percent true.

Strength, aggression, recklessness, creativity, innovation, intuition, pride, individuality, manhood, the instinct to protect, faith, weaponry…a halfway decent long-term memory…you know, if those things were banned-outright, it wouldn’t be nearly so frightening. What all those stories listed above have to do with these precious commodities of humanity, is not that the commodities are actually banned, but rather that they are seized for the purpose of erecting and preserving the state. Our liberals have demonstrated over and over again — all those things are fine if they’re brandished or used in service of liberalism. It’s when they’re used for something else, that you’re supposed to give ’em up or put ’em away.

This is the paradox we embrace when we vote for left-wingers. The underlying concern is what bubbled to the surface in the Watergate days, and lingered under the surface in the decades before that — that our government will insist on making all our decisions for us, and ultimately fail to respect human life. In Logan’s Run, when you turn 30 (or 21) your time is up; in Soylent Green, people eat human flesh without knowing it; in THX, Anthem and We, procreation is controlled and devoid of passion. Our phobia is the lack of respect for human life.

So then we vote in these liberals, who don’t have any respect for human life. They’re dedicated to killing off, at whatever sluggish pace they need to proceed in order to keep their popular support somewhat intact, all of these things that make human life as we know it possible. All the things that nourish it, make it grow, give it hope.

Thing I Know #287. To live a life devoid of recklessness, is the most reckless thing any thinking human can do.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Powell’s Moral Authority

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

Hawkins says it is a piece of history, assuming it ever existed at all.

We agree.

Turn your back on popularity, to stand up for principles? Or turn your back on principles, to get popular and stay that way?

It’s a no-brainer. You stand for something through thick and thin, or else you don’t stand for it at all.

Memo For File LXXVII

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

I’ve been thinking a lot about the Morgan Rule Number One lately — which says:

If I’m going to be accused, I want to be guilty.

There are a lot of reasons for my thinking about that right about now. We’re just coming off a two-year-long Presidential election, and I’ve been up to my ears like everyone else in all this talk about whether X is a “good guy” or not. We spend an abundance of energy trying to sort out whether this-guy or that-guy is a good guy. I don’t know why we do this. I think deep down, we all understand Barack Obama can be a wonderful guy and still botch quite a few things; John McCain can be a dirty rotten creepy jerk (DRCJ) and still make a lot of good decisions.

Maybe it’s television. When I was a little kid, it was very popular to have these things called action TV shows, which lasted roughly an hour, and aired about eight or nine o’clock weeknights. Pretty much every minute of that hour was spent proving over and over again what a good guy the main character was. He’d do wonderful ordinary things, like gettin’ down to the latest tunes in a honky-tonk bar or discoteque. And then he’d do wonderful amazing things like jumping over a grain silo in an orange car yelling “yee haw!” Or clocking a bad guy in the jaw with his fist. (Back in those days, you could get hit in the face a hundred times with another man’s fist and suffer no structural damage or even any bruising; a swift karate chop between your shoulder blades, however, would knock you out for a couple hours.) Ordinary or extraordinary, it was all wonderful.

He’d put his arm lovingly across the back of the tender doe-eyed vixen of tonight’s episode, and sensitively tell her that her stepfather’s drinking problem was not her fault and she’d have to stop blaming herself. Of course, as an amateur psychologist, every word he said was gospel, even though this was a guy who chose to wear cowboy boots when chasing bad guys on foot.

You know, we really should have known better. When those shows were on, we had a nice southern peanut farmer in the White House who was about as nice a guy as you’d ever want. Sure, I never saw him jump an orange car over a grain silo, but he was generally regarded as a Good Man. Even all these years later, most people think he’s a Good Man. Even people of different political leanings than his, will grudgingly acknowledge this. At least, the ones who haven’t been paying attention to the pus-filled rancid rot that so regularly spews out of this guy’s cakehole. Today, only by paying close attention can you come to the conclusion that Jimmy Carter is an asshole.

But back then, even the people who followed political events, were convinced he was some kind of super-duper-Messiah guy. Not Jesus, but a really nice man come to deliver us from our own inherent nastiness.

Know what happened?

He screwed up everything he touched. Foreign-policy, stagflation, unemployment, energy, hostages…etc., etc., etc. Jimmy Carter would take charge at noon; by seven o’clock that evening, everything that could possibly be busted, would be.

Therein lies the problem with proving what a good guy you are. If you’ve proven it once, you shouldn’t have to prove it again, like Buck Rogers or Those Duke Boys or Dr. David Banner or Steve Austin or Walker Texas Ranger. And people shouldn’t be spending that much time or energy wondering about it.

There is another reason I’ve been thinking about the Morgan Rule.

Blogger friend JohnJ referred me to an unusually informative article over on — of all places — Cracked Magazine. Really. Y’all gotta go check this out.

5 Government Programs That Backfired Horrifically

No, it’s not a bunch of Bush-bashing about the invasion of Iraq. America figures in to only two-and-a-half of them. Your list is…

#5. Prohibition
#4. Glasnost
#3. The Strategic Hamlet Program
#2. The Enlarged Homestead Act of 1909
#1. China’s Great Leap Forward

I’m glad to have an excuse to highlight this one. I think more people need to understand the correlation between dimwitted government programs, and waking up one morning with a trantula the size of a poodle sitting on your face. (Fair disclosure: My grandparents were those people, and they worked through the situation okay. The chronicles scribbled down by those who lived through it, all agree, though, that it wasn’t easy and it wasn’t too much fun.)

Now read that, from top to bottom. Do you see what I see?

Yup. An essential pillar of all five plans…sometimes stated, sometimes not…is…

And after it all falls into place, everyone will be forced to recognize that we are really, really good people.

Why is this a bad idea. Why, in fact, does this always seem to lead to disaster.

The hitch in the giddy-up is a simple one: People will think whatever they want to. This is the simple truism people in power seem to forget, after not too long a time. The worst plans all have it in common that they’ll convince people whoever made the plan, was “good.” In reality, even if the plan turns out to be a roaring success…and this really hasn’t happened very often…the most likely outcome is that after a few years, people can’t remember whose idea it was. There really is no such thing as a plan that will force the common people, to think any identifiable band of elite people, are good. People think what they want to think.

On the other hand, the best plans are the ones that end with “And then people will think about us, the architects of the plan, whatever they damn well want. But at least the plan will be effective.”

These are two diametrically-opposed styles of thinking about plans.

This is why America is a good country: It doesn’t rush to the front of that big pack of countries desperately trying to prove how generically wonderful their leaders are. Quite to the contrary, America is founded on the non-negotiable platform that our leaders are lousy, lying, drunken, dirty-rotten-creepy-jerks. Not so much that, but they require constant oversight.

It’s a precious part of our legacy. And I’m afraid we’re going to lose it on January 20. Millions of my fellow citizens are already convinced that if an idea came out of the mouth of the iPresident-Elect Man-God Modern-Messiah, it must be a good idea.

Face it, Obamatons: Barack Obama could do all five of those things on that list, all over again. He could do ’em before breakfast. After they turn out the same way they did before, you’d still think His poop doesn’t stink.

And that’s fine. An incoming President, by definition, should be popular. Just not to the point where everyone’s distracted from the central issue of whether his ideas are good or not.

Because I think it’s been demonstrated, by now, that governments like ours are at their least effective when they are 1) turned over to people who’ve proven what decent wonderful nice guys they are, and then 2) thrust into a bunch of feel-good experiments designed to prove what is supposed to have already been proven.

Gosh, you know, someone should start a country that is dedicated to not repeating such failures. We could have some, like, really really super-important pieces of paper to remind us not to think that highly of our leaders, so they won’t be tempted to launch such hairbrained schemes to prove what decent guys they are. We could call one of ’em the Declaration of Independence and the other one, the Konstitooshyun…

Seriously, though. I think that’s what the Founding Fathers were trying to do. I think this is exactly what their concern was. Here we are learning it all over again, the hard way, as if we have some internal wiring that compels us to live as serfs within a monarchy. The whole “Make This Guy Think That Guy Is Wonderful” is nothing but a fool’s errand…for both sides. It’s true outside of governments, too. When people are constantly proving what good people they are, something bad is about to happen. It’s a much better option, once you’re accused of something, to just go ahead and be guilty of it if you aren’t already. Because experience has taught me you might as well — people don’t change their minds about things after they have ’em made up. And if you have to work that hard to prove something, you’re probably hiding something ugly, and you’re probably hiding it from yourself.

Just a little thing to think about, in the weeks and years ahead.

Thing I Know #272. When people accuse you of doing something or being something and it isn’t true; when it comes as a surprise to you that anyone would think such a thing about you; I’ve found it is a mistake to put any effort into proving them wrong. If they’re sincere, something is coloring their perception, and whatever it is, it’s outside of your control. If they’re not, then they’re trying to get you to do something that’s probably contrary to your interests. Either way — you aren’t going to change their minds. Don’t try.

Thing I Know #273. This is the flip-side to TIK #272. When you want someone to do something, and you don’t have the authority to force them to, it’s contrary to their interests, and they’ve figured out it’s contrary to their interests or they’re plenty bright enough to figure out it’s contrary to their interests — accuse them of something. It’s your only option. Make sure they aren’t guilty of it. If they’re guilty, they’ll resign themselves to the fact that you’ve figured them out; if they’re not guilty, they’ll do anything you want to prove it. Then you just tie that in to what you want them to do.

Innovation is Vital During Hard Times

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Common sense from Floyd at Making Ripples:

In order to keep earning income, we have to come up with compelling reasons that our services will make someone else’s life easier.

He goes on to say…

When there is not enough money for business as usual, buyers and employers alike start looking for ways to bring costs in line with income. Every expense gets scrutinized to see how it contributes to survival.

This doesn’t seem, at first glance, very profound at all. And perhaps it isn’t. But if you think on it in conjunction with other things, you realize that some folks who may be laboring under the delusion that they’re not in for some kind of surprise, in fact, are indeed due to be whacked upside the head by a big ‘un.

Like for example…here.

This woman appears to be living in a house with her daughter, and therefore, I’m going to presume, has a job in which she makes a living. I hope that’s true. The job absolutely cannot demand anything by way of critical thinking skills. I’m further presuming that, for reasons I hope are obvious.

What are the odds that this woman is, by the fruits of her labor, “mak[ing] someone else’s life easier”? I’m gonna peg that one at about one-in-four, maybe one-in-three. Perhaps she’s an extraordinarily conscientious receptionist in an office somewhere, maybe in a doctor’s office, blossoming with organizational skills to make up for the other deficiencies she so clearly has. Please don’t blast me, all you insulted medical receptionists; I’m trying to give her the benefit of the doubt here.

So there’s at least a two-in-three chance that she just clocks-in-clocks-out.

And a nine-in-ten chance that the iPresident Man-God is not really going to pay her mortgage for her.

Those guesstimates are on the down-side. They’re on the low end.

So the lady is more than a little bit likely to receive that layoff notice Rick was talking about…which by itself isn’t big news. But again. Think of all the millions who are in the situation she’s in, who think on things the way she does. All these mediocre people sick and tired of their own mediocrity, looking to pandering politicians to somehow make them extraordinary.

It’s already happened to one Obamaton I know. Two solid years of listening to him crow about how Obama’s gonna lead us, and Is America Ready to Elect a Black Man? And then Mister Hopenchange prevails…the Dow falls into the crapper…poor fellow’s been working so hard at falling into line, being whatever he’s expected to be by the youngest, cutest, hottest fashion trend. Achieving extraordinary levels in his ordinary-ness. And he ends up not standing out in any particular way, when the bosses go through and try to figure out who doesn’t stand out in any particular way.

That’s the oddest thing I’ve noticed about these layoffs. We’re trained, in the public school system, to maintain our employability by falling into line, being similar to everyone else around us (right before paying that lip-service to “diversity”). Chasing that theory of Nonconformity Is The Surest Way To Get Your Ass Replaced Around Here. People work like the dickens to fit in…just like little schoolkids…to be like everybody else. To be, instead of to do. It’s exactly the wrong approach.

So Rick’s layoff notice, without anyone working to make it come true, ends up coming true nevertheless:

So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.