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This was just a brain fart over on the Hello Kitty of Bloggin’, but it got way more “likes” and commentary than I expected…right before I figured out I left some things out. So I decided to polish it up and bring it in here.
Without regard to who is actually running…my ranking is…
Sarah Palin still out in front, with John Bolton and Allen West. Followed by Tim Pawlenty and Paul Ryan, and a bunch of other people, followed by a small gap, followed by me, and then some others whose judgment isn’t quite as good as mine, followed by a larger gap. And then some Hooters waitresses I’ve met who happen to vote Republican, then a gap not quite as big, followed by the people who are actually runnning. Santorum, Newt, oh wait, there’s a considerable gap behind Newt, and then Romney. Behind Romney is the corpse of Natalie Wood dug up out of the ground, just because she looked so damn good when she was still alive.
After Natalie Wood’s corpse is the Honey Badger because I like his attitude. For that same reason, the Gino Saji comes right after the Honey Badger…and then SMOD.
After SMOD there’s a gap, because there’s really nothing to recommend anyone who I haven’t mentioned by now.
Road kill scraped off a randomly-selected backwoods highway comes next, followed by a gap, followed by the spider I killed last summer because it bit my girlfriend. Then the proverbial syphilitic camel, then a few randomly selected lunatics just sprung from the asylum, then we get into the presidents from history who were voted out because they blew it. I mean, the rancid ones. Buchanan, Tyler, Harding, Hoover…THEN we go overseas and look to some dictators who’d like to see us dead…THEN include Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars…THEN, after another gap, we loop back over here and pick up Jimmy Carter…
Tyler Durden. The Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz. A bucket of turpentine. An old sock someone used because they were out of toilet paper. A spitoon. Its contents. A booger. A mummified hemorrhoid.
And then the guy who has the job right now. Yeah…it’s that bad.
Although I’m not entirely sure Jimmy Carter would beat the Wicked Witch.
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*applause* That was awesome!
And no, the Wicked Witch would beat out Carter, hands down. 😉
- DarcsFalcon | 02/08/2012 @ 23:51I’ll second your #1 choice because she was mine as well.
You left off moose dingleberries from your list. I’m sure that it was just an oversight.
- Physics Geek | 02/09/2012 @ 11:28I support Suldog.
- bpenni | 02/09/2012 @ 15:45Dunno why that link won’t work. Let’s just give ya the link: http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com/2012/02/if-i-am-elected.html
- bpenni | 02/09/2012 @ 15:49I’m Batman. I’m Batman. I’m Batman. I’m Batman. Well, I am. Whoah hang on, I’d better tweet that…
🙂
- mkfreeberg | 02/09/2012 @ 15:51Oh, speaking of which, there’s always the Big Boy Scout. Savin’ the day, savin’ the day, just saved the day…
- mkfreeberg | 02/09/2012 @ 15:53Pets, you for got pets.
- Fai.Mao | 02/09/2012 @ 22:19I would rather have any number of Fido’s, Spots, Muffin’s or Garfield’s than the current occupant of the WH.
Just for the record, Harding wasn’t voted out. He died, which brought us the wonder that was Coolidge (who still has eligibility left, apart from the whole dead thing, because he didn’t seek re-election.)
- Profmondo | 02/10/2012 @ 14:04Point taken, Professor.
- mkfreeberg | 02/10/2012 @ 14:21