Alarming News: I like Morgan Freeberg. A lot.
American Digest: And I like this from "The Blog That Nobody Reads", because it is -- mostly -- about me. What can I say? I'm on an ego trip today. It won't last.
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: We were following a trackback and thinking "hmmm... this is a bloody excellent post!", and then we realized that it was just part III of, well, three...Damn. I wish I'd written those.
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: ...I just remembered that I found a new blog a short while ago, House of Eratosthenes, that I really like. I like his common sense approach and his curiosity when it comes to why people believe what they believe rather than just what they believe.
Brutally Honest: Morgan Freeberg is brilliant.
Dr. Melissa Clouthier: Morgan Freeberg at House of Eratosthenes (pftthats a mouthful) honors big boned women in skimpy clothing. The picture there is priceless--keep scrolling down.
Exile in Portales: Via Gerard: Morgan Freeberg, a guy with a lot to say. And he speaks The Truth...and it's fascinating stuff. Worth a read, or three. Or six.
Just Muttering: Two nice pieces at House of Eratosthenes, one about a perhaps unintended effect of the Enron mess, and one on the Gore-y environ-movie.
Mein Blogovault: Make "the Blog that No One Reads" one of your daily reads.
The Virginian: I know this post will offend some people, but the author makes some good points.
Poetic Justice: Cletus! Ah gots a laiv one fer yew...
More penises in the news…
…and I’m gonna go ahead and run it. You know why? Because I’m so sick of talking about elections. If all that is happening in the world has to do with elections and penises, I’m gonna blog about penises. At this point, I’d rather form some comments about Barbra Streisand than about elections, and there’s nothing I like about writing about Barbra Streisand. Everything about her irritates me, even that missing “a”. But I’m really sick of elections.
I digress.
“She tried to pull my (penis) off!”
No tools involved? Yikes. Who’s attacking him, the bionic woman?
A Framingham woman angry with her boyfriend was arrested Monday on an assault charge.
Jussara DeResende, 37, apparently tried to pull her 24-year-old boyfriend’s penis off during a domestic dispute, said police spokesman Lt. Paul Shastany.
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“She was jealous because she didn’t know who he was talking to, and she attacked him,” said Shastany. “She scratched him on the arms and the chest. … He said, ‘She tried to pull my (penis) off.’ ”The man, who suffered some scratches, pushed her away and called police.
DeResende denied attacking her boyfriend.
“She said the argument was over money,” said Shastany. “She said she scratched him in self-defense, saying he was on top of her and she pushed him off.”
DeResende was charged with assault and battery.
Y’know…I just have this hunch that alcohol was involved.
And I’m thinking this is one of the many reasons that the domestic dispute, places way up high on the scale of calls that the typical cop would much rather not get.
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