Alarming News: I like Morgan Freeberg. A lot.
American Digest: And I like this from "The Blog That Nobody Reads", because it is -- mostly -- about me. What can I say? I'm on an ego trip today. It won't last.
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: We were following a trackback and thinking "hmmm... this is a bloody excellent post!", and then we realized that it was just part III of, well, three...Damn. I wish I'd written those.
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: ...I just remembered that I found a new blog a short while ago, House of Eratosthenes, that I really like. I like his common sense approach and his curiosity when it comes to why people believe what they believe rather than just what they believe.
Brutally Honest: Morgan Freeberg is brilliant.
Dr. Melissa Clouthier: Morgan Freeberg at House of Eratosthenes (pftthats a mouthful) honors big boned women in skimpy clothing. The picture there is priceless--keep scrolling down.
Exile in Portales: Via Gerard: Morgan Freeberg, a guy with a lot to say. And he speaks The Truth...and it's fascinating stuff. Worth a read, or three. Or six.
Just Muttering: Two nice pieces at House of Eratosthenes, one about a perhaps unintended effect of the Enron mess, and one on the Gore-y environ-movie.
Mein Blogovault: Make "the Blog that No One Reads" one of your daily reads.
The Virginian: I know this post will offend some people, but the author makes some good points.
Poetic Justice: Cletus! Ah gots a laiv one fer yew...
NY Daily News has a portfolio of Sarah Palin scandals, what’s true and what’s not.
It’s really, really stupid. Be forewarned. Yeah, they’re putting some serious credibility on the tanning bed…they are.
The aptly named Common Mistakes put together the same list with a lefty-blogger’s gusto a few weeks before, and has been adding onto it since. So did Open Left, and quite a few other places.
What’s next. I peer into my crystal ball, and see:
1. Positiongate. Sarah Palin, a Republican governor, actually makes decisions that way. She won’t confiscate guns or support baby-killing like a good liberal democrat. Scandal! (Actually, they’re already trying to play up exactly that, with the mother-in-law thing.)
2. Papergate. Applying the Sheryl Crowe toilet paper standard to the Palin houshold, our investigative reporters found the family to be consuming about five or six times as much teepee as would be necessary under the one-sheet-per-visit rule.
3. Dolphingate. The little thingy that holds six-packs of soda together. The Palin household doesn’t properly slit them up before throwing them in the trash; at least, at press time, we couldn’t prove that they do. Who knows how many dolphins have expired due to this family’s cruelty and neglect.
4. Dinnerforkgate. Gov. Palin was caught eating a salad with one. Or so I hear. Let her prove me wrong.
5. KKK-gate. Sarah Palin is 44. Divide that by 4, you get eleven. The eleventh letter of the alphabet is the letter K. The name “Alaska” has the letter K. Let’s see her defend against or explain-away this one. Burn any crosses on anyone’s lawn lately, Sarah?
6. Sexygate. Sarah Palin looks good. So, some female bloggers have noticed, does her husband Todd. Doesn’t she realize how bad this makes un-cute people feel? Has she no compassion?
7. Successgate. Sarah has been winning elections. Her husband Todd has been winning dog sled races. Whenever you win, someone else has to lose. And the people who never win or lose, it makes ’em feel just plain bad. Again, doesn’t she care about anybody else’s feelings?
8. Joe Biden Mind Control gate. Ever since she’s joined the ticket, Joe Biden has been engaging in one serious gaffe after another. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously, Sarah Palin has Joe Biden under some kind of mind control. Whatever it takes to win, huh Sarah?
9. Midnight-Sun gate. Experts note that ever since Sarah Palin has become Governor of Alaska, parts of the state have been gripped by summers in which the sun never sets, and winters in which there is never any daylight. More information is needed to ascertain whether this is due to global warming or some kind of witchcraft. Let the investigations begin!
10. Purity gate. For nearly a month now left-wing bloggers have been hard at work trying to find a topless photo of Sarah Palin, or for that matter even a genuine bikini photo. To date, their efforts have been frustrated. What the hell is up with that? It’s high time Palin supplied an explanation!
I don’t know about you, but I’m just amazed one public servant can have that much baggage. Republicans. Sheesh. Where in the world do they find these people?
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