House of Eratosthenes

This blog, which nobody actually reads anyway, spends a lot of ink belaboring the obvious. It is often accused of doing this by the folks who aren’t supposed to be reading it, and I find this to be entirely accurate. But oftentimes in life it’s the most obvious observations that are given the least amount of ink…or breath…and, oftentimes, as a direct result we tend to fail to react to these “obvious” things we know to be true, that nobody jots down or says out loud.

Half a year ago I indulged in an exercise in belaboring the obvious. The occasion that inspired the belaboring was the release of a long, long, oh so long list of reasons to hate George W. Bush — who wasn’t running for re-election, but still. Hating’s fun, right?

There is an obvious problem with the hating. As a recruiting tool, it’s expensive, clumsy, and clearly toxic. It’s also deleterious to the primary mission of recruiting, which is to unite and mobilize disparate parties who have passion for a common mission. Oftentimes, it turns out the mission is not so common.

Here’s a great example. Even though nobody ever reads this blog, if anyone ever did happen to stumble into it they’d know I have no great affection for this thing Al Sharpton did to Don Imus. It would be fair to say I hate this thing Al Sharpton did. What if I were willing to say I hate Al Sharpton himself? What if…just as a hypothetical…I were to put out a recruiting drive and tell everyone on the Internet — in summary — if you hate Al Sharpton as much as I do, I want to talk to you.

That would be stupid. I’d end up with a “ragtag fugitive fleet,” the homily goes, of…skinheads, klansmen, Don Imus fans, Tennessee Lady Volunteers maybe, some folks who are just generally good at hating, etc. Maybe even some “ho’s.” Maybe a few folks like me who are genuinely concerned about free speech, and can logically see Sharpton’s little maneuver here was directly opposed to that principle in every possible way. I expect the bigots and the trash would badly outnumber us, and before anyone goes asking, no I’m not referring to the Lady Volunteers or the Imus Fans or the ho’s. I’m talking about the bigots. You ask to be united with all others who hate as you do, equally-and-moreso in a likewise direction…and it will happen. Be careful what you wish for. Garbage in, garbage out.

That’s the problem with hate.

Then there’s the problem with a list-of-102. What do you need from a list of 102, that you can’t get from a list of twenty? I pointed out that Item #1 on the list accused George Bush of aiding and abetting our enemies, the very people on whom he declared war soon after the September 11 attacks. Mmmkay, it’s a little asinine to presume people are motionless and that their allegiances remain static over time. Kind of indicates someone watches TV way too much. But okay, let’s go with that; George Bush gave millions of dollars to the Taliban four months before the attacks, therefore he was indirectly responsible for attacking his own country.

Let us say I am completely sold on that, both in the “facts” upon which it rests, and the conclusion it wants me to draw. Fine, whatever, I hate George Bush because he pumped money into the September 11 attacks. Sold. We got us a traitor in the White House. Under what circumstances, then, am I to even consider Number Eleven…

Of Bush’s proposed $2 trillion tax cut 43% goes to the wealthiest 1% of Americans.

Eh?

We got bin-Laden-Lite running the country, and you want to further agitate my rage with your trifling disputes about taxation policy? That’s a little like taking down Al Capone for tax evasion, isn’t it?

Well, yeah it is, and that’s the point. When you take down Al Capone for tax evasion, the end justifies the means. Whatever principle is involved in it, at some point is chucked out the window. And this says something about the bedmates you make for yourself when you meet other Bush-haters through some meandering endless 102-item list of “reasons to hate.” Sure, you all want George Bush out, but there the similarities must end because there is no genuine debate after you all agree you hate him. Why, who knows. At the very next Bush-haters meeting bin Laden might be standing there right next to you…whoops, I did it again, questioning their patriotism. Better change the subject before I get into trouble.

Anyway, the point stands. It’s a fairly obvious point. I’m just some knucklehead who writes for a blog nobody reads; I’m certainly not, let us say for example, the retired Chief Executive Officer of Chrysler.

The Chairman, with someone who's allowed to use the word 'Ho' Well, Lee Iacocca has flipped his lid, either lately or some time ago. Maybe he’s got a raging case of insomnia brought on by nasal congestion just like me. Except what he’s got, makes him much, much, much crankier.

I. Had Enough?

Am I the only guy in this country who’s fed up with what’s happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We’ve got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we’ve got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can’t even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, “Stay the course.”

Stay the course? You’ve got to be kidding. This is America, not the damned Titanic. I’ll give you a sound bite: Throw the bums out!

You might think I’m getting senile, that I’ve gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country anymore. The President of the United States is given a free pass to ignore the Constitution, tap our phones, and lead us to war on a pack of lies. Congress responds to record deficits by passing a huge tax cut for the wealthy (thanks, but I don’t need it). The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs. While we’re fiddling in Iraq, the Middle East is burning and nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is waving pom-poms instead of asking hard questions. That’s not the promise of America my parents and yours traveled across the ocean for. I’ve had enough. How about you?

There ya go. The mass-murder-and-overtime-parking indictment of pure hate. Osama-bin-Laden-Lite led us “into war on a pack of lies,” and in case you’re wondering if Iacocca has lost all perspective of what a serious charge that is to make, he goes on to bitch and moan about being allowed to keep some more of the money he made.

Did I miss something here, Mister Iacocca? You want to lecture us about what leadership is, and in order to do that you’re proceeding from the premise that you know what it is, and Congress does not. Hey, as far as that’s concerned I’m on board with you…you have made a lot of money, Congress does have a predilection for pissing it away. But you think simply acknowledging this superior wisdom of yours, through a tax policy that allows you to keep more of your money to spend or invest as you wish, is evil on par with sending the country into war on a pack of lies.

What a glorious Gordian Knot of contradiction.

While you’re busy untangling that for my benefit, sir, let’s inspect some more of your — what did you call them? — “senile” remarks.

The Test of a Leader

I’ve never been Commander in Chief, but I’ve been a CEO. I understand a few things about leadership at the top. I’ve figured out nine points—not ten (I don’t want people accusing me of thinking I’m Moses). I call them the “Nine Cs of Leadership.” They’re not fancy or complicated. Just clear, obvious qualities that every true leader should have…So, here’s my C list:

A leader has to show CURIOSITY. He has to listen to people outside of the “Yes, sir” crowd in his inner circle. He has to read voraciously, because the world is a big, complicated place. George W. Bush brags about never reading a newspaper. “I just scan the headlines,” he says. Am I hearing this right? He’s the President of the United States and he never reads a newspaper?…A leader must have COURAGE. I’m talking about balls…George Bush comes from a blue-blooded Connecticut family, but he likes to talk like a cowboy. You know, My gun is bigger than your gun. Courage in the twenty-first century doesn’t mean posturing and bravado. Courage is a commitment to sit down at the negotiating table and talk.

Well. I’ll leave it to the folks from Connecticut to figure out if Iacocca is accusing them of being geldings. I’m just wondering what he’s been reading voraciously. This big, complicated world has given us a lot of examples of big, complicated problems which our courageous leaders have been talking out at negotiating tables. And when I do my voracious reading, lately it seems the only tangible results being implemented from these negotiating tables, are the ones that have to do with the U.S. and our allies getting screwed over one more time.

Did Iacocca do any voracious reading about the shell game Saddam Hussein was doing while the United Nations passed seventeen resolutions against him? Am I reading this right? That courage would have led to an eighteenth resolution, and if I do some more voracious reading I’ll eventually be able to see the logic in that?

Well maybe he’s talking about something other than Iraq. Has he done his voracious reading about North Korea? Just speaking for myself, the most compelling argument against going into Iraq, and I’ll certainly keep it in mind when rear-view-mirror disputes become something worth my time — is this: We may need the troops currently committed to Iraq, if & when the negotiations with Kim-Jong break down. This fellow presents an interesting challenge to your nine C’s, Mister I: If we were to follow your Nine, we’d be committed to showing our “balls” by jibber-jabbering with him endlessly. And your indictment against Mr. B breaks down a little because he’s been doing exactly that. Perhaps to a fault. The fact of the matter is, “Team America: World Police” seems to have captured the essence of Kim Jong-Il’s character more accurately than any of these newspapers we’re reading so voraciously. Kim-Jong seems to be running a little light on some of those C’s.

You say we show balls when we sit down at negotiating tables. One of your C’s is Common Sense.

You can’t be a leader if you don’t have COMMON SENSE. I call this Charlie Beacham’s rule. When I was a young guy just starting out in the car business, one of my first jobs was as Ford’s zone manager in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. My boss was a guy named Charlie Beacham, who was the East Coast regional manager. Charlie was a big Southerner, with a warm drawl, a huge smile, and a core of steel. Charlie used to tell me, “Remember, Lee, the only thing you’ve got going for you as a human being is your ability to reason and your common sense. If you don’t know a dip of horseshit from a dip of vanilla ice cream, you’ll never make it.”

I’m sure you know who Jimmy Carter is, he’s the guy who thoroughly exacerbated the gas crisis and gave us an inflation crisis on top of it. He, too, missed a few of your C’s, and his incompetence is almost certainly responsible for a good chunk of this Iacocca fortune you want taxed away.

But he’d love the bit about negotiating with our enemies.

President Carter consistently failed us by continuing negotiations, when [C]ommon Sense would declare the point of diminishing returns to have been reached awhile back. He’s had the biggest impact by far with regard to our current situation with North Korea, and none of his influence has been any good. He’s running around demonstrating his lack of [C]haracter and [C]uriosity by spewing bile just like yours. He wants us to negotiate some more.

With people who don’t seem to be interested in negotiating with anyone. At all. So I guess he doesn’t know horseshit from ice cream.

But like George Bush, Carter has made it to the highest office in the land. The current President, who has aroused all this crankiness out of you, according to your own logic has done just a swell job of proving Charlie Beacham wrong. In my book, you can add Carter to that mix as well. Perhaps Beacham’s words had a lot of merit, but no longer do.

Come to think of it, you’ve managed to deal the Beacham maxim a rather devastating assault here. Had any ice cream lately?

M.K.,
The tax cuts were for economic growth, not class warfare. The top 1% of income earners pay more than a THIRD of all income tax revenue. Bush’s tax cuts succeeded beyond our wildest dreams by injecting more money into the economy at its source. If a majority of the tax cuts were given to those with relatively little money, then little money would have been injected into the economy and the goal of economy growth would have failed.
- johndinfidel | 04/14/2007 @ 09:23
The Dhimmicrats make their living off class wafare by class baiting. (Just as Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton make their living by race baiting.) More than any other country in the world, “class” is fluid in that people are entering and exiting class strata all the time. Believe me I’ve been poor. Now I’m doing very well and I am striving to do MUCH better. Should I become poor (economically) again I know I will be able to lift myself out of that just as I had before.
- johndinfidel | 04/14/2007 @ 09:30
Well just for the record, I think Iacocca has a lot more of the Common Sense item than he’s showing here. I like his nine C’s, and if this hateful screed was a genuine reflection of what had been going on between his gray-haired old ears during his time at the helm, he wouldn’t have been able to accomplish what he did.

Your point about tax cuts being given to people who lack the liquidity to invest, resulting in failure to grow the economy, is obvious and I’m sure well within what Iacocca has the capacity to observe. He also should understand it’s possible to reduce the price (tax) of something and consequently increase the revenue brought in from increased “sales.” He KNOWS this. It is what he did. Clearly, he’s been “gotten to.” If you click both links you’ll see his list of gripes lines up very well with that other one. He’s working his way through some set of talking points to live up to some quid pro quo he made with someone.

He should not have reminded us he got his start as a car salesman. It’s clear the least ethical among those, make their living doing something nearly identical to what he’s trying to do here.
- mkfreeberg | 04/14/2007 @ 09:44
M.K.,
Along with Iacocca, I’ve heard the Donald spewing similar illogical banter. Excuse me whilst I googleswivel.
- johndinfidel | 04/14/2007 @ 11:11

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