Alarming News: I like Morgan Freeberg. A lot.
American Digest: And I like this from "The Blog That Nobody Reads", because it is -- mostly -- about me. What can I say? I'm on an ego trip today. It won't last.
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: We were following a trackback and thinking "hmmm... this is a bloody excellent post!", and then we realized that it was just part III of, well, three...Damn. I wish I'd written those.
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: ...I just remembered that I found a new blog a short while ago, House of Eratosthenes, that I really like. I like his common sense approach and his curiosity when it comes to why people believe what they believe rather than just what they believe.
Brutally Honest: Morgan Freeberg is brilliant.
Dr. Melissa Clouthier: Morgan Freeberg at House of Eratosthenes (pftthats a mouthful) honors big boned women in skimpy clothing. The picture there is priceless--keep scrolling down.
Exile in Portales: Via Gerard: Morgan Freeberg, a guy with a lot to say. And he speaks The Truth...and it's fascinating stuff. Worth a read, or three. Or six.
Just Muttering: Two nice pieces at House of Eratosthenes, one about a perhaps unintended effect of the Enron mess, and one on the Gore-y environ-movie.
Mein Blogovault: Make "the Blog that No One Reads" one of your daily reads.
The Virginian: I know this post will offend some people, but the author makes some good points.
Poetic Justice: Cletus! Ah gots a laiv one fer yew...
Perhaps because there is this perception that the availability of birth control devices — for free! — is a winning issue for democrats this election year, suddenly it’s all contraceptives, all the time. That could be because a winning issue for democrats exists nowhere else. We’re out of toothpaste: Contraceptives. Case of hemmarhoids: Contraceptives. Car won’t start: Contraceptives. Gas is six dollars a gallon, Iran’s getting a nuke, 3 a.m. phone call, public debt exceeds GDP, kids are graduating school without knowing anything, job market still sucks: Contraceptives, contraceptives, contraceptives.
Of course, the deeper and more meaningful issue is, as always, getting more votes from undecided voters. Look at it from their point of view, walking in the shoes of the guy whose job it is to get Barack Obama re-elected. Half the battle is to get the country thinking about recreational sex, at which point, it becomes all about the libertarians. You’ll never get them to vote for democrats, but it’s just as good to get them to vote against Republicans, and that job is done once you start talking about recreational sex; sex for purposes other than making babies.
Hey, I’m all in favor of sex for purposes other than making babies. Which is synonymous, for all intents and purposes, with the use of contraceptives.
But haven’t you noticed? Sex, with contraceptive devices, is a perfect metaphor for democrat policies. I mean, the big, deep ones that work out over a longer period of time. Even if the contraceptive devices don’t work.
The trouble with contraceptives is they enable the Idiocracy; only the incompetent reproduce, since it’s possible to screw up the application of a contraceptive device. And that is right in keeping with democrat policies. Here’s a sad sack that can’t, or won’t, make his own life work — we need a government program. The sad sack figuring out what he’s doing wrong, is out of the question, as is the sad sack learning to live with his self-imposed limitations. Put him in back of a conference table with a microphone on it, in front of Congress, and suddenly it’s a moral right. Then hold a vote on it, and now it’s a legal right. The hairpin turn happens when the sad sack drones into the microphone…see what’s happening there? Perfect reversal. Sad sack can’t make something work, so we all need to listen and learn. To the guy who can’t make it work. In fact, the reversal is perfect, since if you can somehow manage to make it work, you have more to learn than most other people. You, above & beyond all the rest, need to shut your mouth and listen to the wisdom of the guy who can’t make it work. It’s your only hope!
That’s my “DJEver Notice” moment. In the conference table setting, the incompetent wield influence denied to the competent. Exactly the same situation exists with birth control. The incompetent reproduce. The competent don’t.
The result is more and more rights; every time a sad sack speaks into a microphone at a conference table it’s another new right. Now that he’s here, that is…to provide all these rights to the lucky sad-sacks that are already here, we’re going to have to define a perimeter within which the rights are provided…so the little bundles of joy that are on the way, have to be defined out of existence. “Got a baby in her tummy” is something you can’t even use in polite, mixed company nowadays, since babies aren’t babies until they breathe actual air, and until then it’s a fetus. Pregnant women used to carry around babies that weren’t born yet. Now, they’re sort of…people-candidates.
This is distasteful to just about everybody, so we’re all obliged to refrain from discussing it — and just leave things the way they are, which is advantageous to the people who made it distasteful. But what if you think on it? It gets eerie, rather quickly. A person isn’t a person until it’s born…the supposition works with things that really, and demonstrably, are not people. It works with a car, can’t expect the engine to roar to life until all the parts are bolted in place. With people? Not so much…but the people in charge say so…so you see what’s happened here. People have been defined to be non-people, and those of us who’ve crossed the threshold are expected not to discuss it too much.
Meanwhile, why is it so important to stop babies from being born, and/or conceived? The plain, cold, hard truth of the matter is: Because children have become liabilities and are no longer assets. A hundred and fifty years ago, if you met a thirty-year-old guy who had six children, you’d think wow what a lucky and blessed guy…what’s he doing right, I wish I could be like that guy. Nowadays you have to think — uh, let’s see…child support payment multiplied by six…yeah, he’d better do whatever it takes to make her happy or he’ll end up living in a cardboard box. I said this is about the longer view, on the progressive side. And that’s it. Babies are liabilities and not assets; babies represent humanity; and that is the goal. Human beings cannot financially afford their own existence.
How else do you get people to rely, pathetically and wretchedly, on government.
I notice, also, that there is something else creeping in very gradually; seems to have started all the way back with FDR’s Four Freedoms speech. This notion that, once we put a conference table and microphone in front of some idiot and figure out hey, we just manufactured a brand new “right” — it seems to be a steadfast position of the democrat party that, if the new right involves an expense, and you have to bear it yourself as opposed to the government taking care of it for you, that’s the equivalent of being denied the right. And of course, since it’s a right, that is eliminated as an option straight out of the chute. So the taxpayers have a new expense.
I believe this presents some opportunity for the conservatives, ironically enough. This is a question on which the democrats provide one answer and everyone else — including moderates and libertarians — provides the opposite one. Conservatives stand with non-conservatives. By and large, it seems democrats believe if you have a right to do something, you have a right to do that thing without personally bearing any expenses associated with it. Like I said over at the Hello Kitty of Blogging —
An exhaustive list of exceptions follows:
1. Running a business that hires people (that isn’t a S&L or a car company).
Yeah, that’s the end of the list, if you had any doubts.
Someone came along and suggested, smoking grass. We cannot recall a specific democrat plan to force the government to buy bags of grass for people who want to smoke it.
Not sure whether to add it to the list or not. If that is done, and the exceptions-list is lengthened to two items followed by an abrupt halt, then the exercise becomes something like painting on oil and canvas an image of a herd of animals, while in real life, the herd gallops along at a full trot. How are you going to meaningfully capture the snapshot, while the object is in motion? And if you toss aside the oil and canvas and go for a camera, what good does this do you? Because the situation we labor to recognize properly, becomes one in which these things are attacked in definable stages. Put the idiot in front of the microphone, manufacture and legislate the new right, then put another idiot in front of another microphone and have the new right paid-for by the taxpayer. The one or two items on the list end up being nothing more than a temporary gap between the two idiot/microphone project milestones. More democrats get elected, so new things are added to the list, and then the democrats get something paid-for — or try to — and something falls off the end of the list.
But I don’t think this is a winning proposition for them. If Republicans can campaign just as well…but that’s a falsehood, since hey, they can’t, but if they could…then the democrats would lose just as many libertarian votes as they would gain. I mean, face facts: If you live in a society where you’re allowed to do everything that doesn’t hurt someone else, the way the libertarians want it, but you also have to pay, via your taxes, for the expenses that are incurred by idiots who also want to do the things they want to do, is that really a libertarian society? Most libertarians would say no. They wouldn’t want to; they’d hem and they’d haw about it, but I think they’d grudgingly concede, no, you’re not fulfilling the proper vision unless people are allowed to do these harmless things and then expected to pay for doing them. Therefore, they’d have to bite the bullet and vote Republican if they want to be taken even a little bit seriously. Not a favorite situation of theirs, to be placed in, but hey. You can’t call yourself a libertarian unless you can choose, rationally, from a range of choices that all suck…none of which tickle your funny bone. It takes a special maturity to be able to do that, and if you aren’t cultivating it, then why call yourself a libertarian?
In the case of the Fluke debacle, the women are in the same situation. You can drone on as much as you want about how it’s “inappropriate” for some guy on the radio to call Sandra Fluke a slut, and peel off with one euphemism after another, but at the end of the day, are you really showing respect to women when your position is that they’re dependent, helpless, weak, lack any kind of resourcefulness, and need the government to buy their contraceptives? Again, if a little disciplined thought is applied to the question, the answer would have to be no. In a society in which sex is just recreational, and nobody reproduces except the incompetent (because nobody can afford to), womanhood loses value. Women devolve from their previous stature, as our sisters and mothers, and guardians of virtue, definers of our culture, to a bunch of screaming, constantly complaining, trouble-making harridans who can’t pay for their own stuff. You can nag at anyone who points out the obvious, and if you cost the radio guy some sponsors and end a career here & there I suppose it’ll work…but not over the long term. Not if, by doing these things, you’re just proving the point.
It has become an essential objective within our society not to reproduce. Those whose role it is to become pregnant and create life, therefore, must lose value within that society.
So libertarians, and women, must vote for Republicans…or at the very least, against democrats…if they wish to be taken seriously.
I want the 2012 election to become a Sandra Fluke election. Not in spite of my desire to see Barack Obama lose His job. But because of it. His party is convinced this is a winning issue. I think they’re wrong.
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I hate to disagree, but I think contraception is definitely a winning issue for the Dems. It’s one of those cognitive kill-switches, because…. well, because It’s Just Different for Girls.
IJDFG is one of the cornerstones of modern electoral politics. For the last forty years or so, the entire media-educational apparatus in this country has been on a mission to convince American women that they’re being systematically oppressed by a vast phallocentric conspiracy. “Contraception” is just gyno-shorthand for “The Man is keeping us down;” it’s a pithier version of the race racket’s “it’s a black thing, you wouldn’t understand.”
Three data points:
1) Pretty much every single woman I know believes that whole “women are paid 70 cents on the dollar” nonsense, even though this fails the most rudimentary test of economic logic (why hasn’t every eeeevil capitalist on earth fired all his male workers? Any company that could eliminate 30% of its overhead at a stroke would clean the floor with the competition).
2) Sarah Palin’s favorables among women were down in the single digits. I don’t want to rehash the whole Wasilla Wonder thing here, but even guys like Buck have to admit that Palin is the living, breathing refutation of Wymyn’s Studies 101. Women hate her because she demonstrates that a person of the girlular gender can have a career and a family life and a loving husband and wield considerable power. Instead of being dependent on the government, she IS the government.
3) Using Sandra Fluke’s “logic,” I have an equal case to demand that the government force insurers to buy me rubbers (a pack of Trojan XXL-size super-magnum extra-wide ultra-durables costs more than the pill she can’t be bothered to walk a few blocks for, and is harder to find at the local Walgreen’s). Any man who tried making this argument, though, would be laughed out of the vegan drum circle (even though when you really think about it, there’s your misogynistic conspiracy right there — using the nanny state to make it easier for me to go in bareback, because hey, it’s her responsibility to fill out the forms to get the government-issued Norplant).
I could go on like this all day — prostate cancer is harder to detect, and far deadlier, than breast cancer, but nobody wears brown ribbons while doing 5K races for the cure or agitates for taxpayer-funded colonoscopies, etc. — but what’s the point? It’s Just Different for Girls. And girls vote.
- Severian | 03/04/2012 @ 11:52…(a pack of Trojan XXL-size super-magnum extra-wide ultra-durables…
Are ya braggin’ or complainin’, Sev? Or both?
Well said, despite the advertisement. 🙂
- bpenni | 03/04/2012 @ 19:21If anything, perhaps the discussion can return to what sex is for. In all the years of arguing about sex and abortion, we lost the argument because we didn’t hammer home in our behaviour and our arguments that sex is for creating babies. I read another comment about sex and babies elsewhere that was too good to keep there, so here it is in your comments, Morgan, if you don’t mind:
- Mother Effingby | 03/04/2012 @ 22:32“What I have come to realize is missing is the concept that pregnancy is, in and of itself, a uniquely feminine and empowering thing, in a way that even the “thing that precedes it” is not. Yes, it is extremely intimate, yes it is physically and emotionally demanding, but things that have high value tend to be like that.
I might take some umbrage to this clean division “Mary” has made between a “male model” and a “female model”…for example, the way she defines the “male model” has a lot in common with what the feminist movement has been trying to promote, the way I see it, humans reproducing the way bovine creatures reproduce, the male does his thing & moves on, leaving the cow to make things work with “her” calf. What she calls the “female model,” on the other hand, reflects strongly the code that used to be enforced by the father of the marriageable female — before the feminist movement came on and declared his pesky rules shouldn’t matter.
I would suggest renaming them to “bovine model” and “human model.” Other than that, I agree with all of it.
- mkfreeberg | 03/04/2012 @ 23:00Yes, I had a problem with that language as well. This is the legacy of the pollution that taints our language. I think we need to go through our language with a lice comb to pick out all the distorted words and meanings that are corrupt. How possible is it to speak unvarnished language to people whose minds are molded to these false definitions and realities created by the left, I wonder.
- Mother Effingby | 03/05/2012 @ 06:47I thought that the “male” and “female” terms were used to point out that “feminism” hasn’t made women’s bodies as valuable as men’s; rather, it is predicated on the idea that our bodies are messed-up, inferiour, in need of fixing, and that we aren’t capable of wandering through the world as women. It presumes that “normal” and “male” are interchangeable.
If you start to ask “What is best for women?”, you don’t get answers like “Boff every dude who is reasonably hot and can still get it up after playing beer pong at the frat house.” You start to talk about supporting women through pregnancy, pressuring men to take responsibility for their sexual actions, marriage, involved fathers – a lot of things that sound vaguely 1950s-like, with the slight twist of helping women to obtain educations and careers.
- Roxeanne de Luca | 03/07/2012 @ 09:02