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International Community Not Feeling the Hopey Changey Goodness

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Someone is starting to become unpopular

Only nine months ago, when he addressed an estimated 200,000 people in Germany, Barack Obama was heralded as “president of the world.”

But now that he’s president of the United States, the world doesn’t appear to be following up on its endorsement.

From France to Poland, from the Czech Republic to China, many nations are rebuffing the president and offering little wiggle room for him to negotiate economic and security policies.

Obama faces his first major international test next week when the world’s largest economies meet at the G20 summit in London.

“I think as the president heads to Europe, he faces a huge public relations disaster,” said Nile Gardiner, director of the conservative Heritage Foundation’s Margaret Thatcher Center for Freedom.

“Europe is increasingly turning against his massive spending plans, which most European leaders see as a destructive way to move forward for the global economy and will only add to a massive American debt burden,” Gardiner told FOXNews.com.

“At the same time, there is a growing impression across Europe that the Obama administration is inept and inefficient and increasingly poorly managed.”

A top European Union politician on Wednesday slammed Obama’s plans for the U.S. to spend its way out of recession as “a way to hell.”

Czech Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek, who lost a confidence vote in his own parliament this week and whose country currently holds the EU presidency, told the European Parliament that Obama’s massive stimulus package and banking bailout “will undermine the stability of the global financial market.”

That followed concerns by Poland that the U.S., as a way to appease Russia, plans to bail out of a missile defense shield the Bush administration negotiated with Poland and the Czech Republic.

“Russian generals, and even the Russian president, still continues to threaten us with the deployment of medium-range missiles in our immediate vicinity,” Polish Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski told Rep. Ellen Tauscher, D-Calif., in Brussels on Sunday. “So we signed with the previous administration. We patiently wait for the decision of the new administration and we hope we don’t regret our trust in the United States.”

Most European leaders favor tighter financial regulation, while the U.S. has been pushing for larger economic stimulus plans.

“We consider that in Europe we have already invested a lot for the recovery, and that the problem is not about spending more, but putting in place a system of regulation so that the economic and financial catastrophe that the world is seeing does not reproduce itself,” French President Nicolas Sarkozy told a news conference in Berlin last week with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, rebuffing U.S. calls to spend more.

“I think it’s fair to say on these economic issues, there seems to be a critical divide between the U.S. and some of our friends in Europe that is going to make it more difficult for the G20 to be successful,” said Isabel Sawhill, a senior fellow in economic studies at Brookings Institution.
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But Europe isn’t the only international ally that could turn on Obama. Australia’s leadership, whose longtime enthusiastic support for America had buttressed the Bush administration, is reluctant to send more troops to Afghanistan.
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China, meanwhile, is expressing serious reservations about owning U.S. debt. And in the latest sign of Beijing’s growing assertiveness on the international stage, China’s central bank has called for the creation of a new global currency as an alternative to the dollar, .

China has more than $1 trillion in U.S. Treasuries and other government securities. As the U.S. government ramps up spending to stimulate the economy and assist the battered financial sector, Chinese officials have said they are worried that inflation will result, which would erode the value of their dollar holdings.

Hire competence, and there’s a fifty-fifty chance you just might get it.

Hire popularity instead of competence…most of the time, after awhile, you don’t even get what you were buying. Whoever & whatever is popular this year, wasn’t popular last year, and won’t be popular next year.

This isn’t a Republican/democrat thing. It’s a fashion thing. Investing in fashion is like investing in this year’s computer hard drive.

So next presidential election…let’s all just try to do a better job talking about issues. M’kay?

The Obama Calendar

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Perhaps the next four years are going to be just a little less painful, if we come up with a new calendar to mark them off. There would be a practical purpose to this, I think, if the months or seasons of this new calendar were named after the word-of-the-moment. And by “word-of-the-moment” I mean the word that, once somehow jettisoned from your vocabulary, would render it impossible to say anything positive about Him.

Like you walk up to an Obamafan and challenge him, “tell me why He’s so wonderful, but without using the word ____” and…he just might be there, mentally squirming, all day. Intellectually, this movement has always been about as deep as a rain puddle. There has always been some word. One at a time.

Throughout the campaign last year, and as it ran into the home stretch, it was “Charismatic.”

In January it was “Hope.”

Now and for the immediate foreseeable future…it’s “Inherited.”

Memo For File LXXXIV

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

I noticed last night that President Obama received high marks from democrats all around during His press conference last night, particularly when He accused His opponents of failing to come up with any alternatives when criticizing the President’s budget. My memory suggests that Bob Shrum, appearing on Bill O’Reilly’s show, called it Obama’s finest moment; it certainly is emerging as a consensus viewpoint.

And there’s an interesting reason why some of these critics haven’t put out their own budget. I mean, we haven’t seen an alternative budget out of them.

And the reason is because they know that, in fact, the biggest driver of long-term deficits are the huge health care costs that we’ve got out here that we’re going to have to tackle and we — that if we don’t deal with some of the structural problems in our deficit, ones that were here long before I got here, then we’re going to continue to see some of the problems in those out-years.

It has, I notice, lately been defined as a favorited defense, from a party that is becoming increasingly defensive. Where’s your idea, Mister Big Shot?

I hope this continues. This impresses me as an argument that has the potential to persuade lots of people at first, but wear thin rather quickly. Hey, don’t throw gasoline on a burning house; it won’t extinguish the flames it’ll just make them burn faster. Well you don’t have any better ideas do ya?

It’s one thing to use the “got any better ideas?” argument when questions have been raised as to whether you’re helping. It’s an entirely different situation when someone has pointed out you may be doing harm. And I suspect the democrats understand that is starting to apply here. They’re arguing that the government should bear more and more of the responsibility, and therefore the cost, of America’s healthcare system, and here’s President Obama saying “the biggest driver of long-term deficits are the huge health care costs.”

How much longer before the Main Street voter looks around at our largest American cities, the ones that have been laboring along under democrat management for generations, and notices: Hey, that’s all they ever do over there. Bellyache about costs. And their costs for everything — parking, apartment rents, jars of mayonnaise, calling in a city electrician to change a light bulb over my desk that I’m not allowed to change — are vastly exorbitant compared to an equivalent expense somewhere else…and that seems to be because democrats have been running things. This is the future of the whole country now?

With that realization, “Where’s Your Idea?” starts to wear out its welcome. My idea? Go through things line by line, and compare each item to the equivalent cost in a locality that hasn’t been run by democrats. How’s that for an idea?

Aside from being so much more effectively applied to a sprint than to a marathon, the “I don’t see any better ideas outta you guys” argument, here, is blatantly hypocritical. The democrat party had seven whole years to come up with a more effective, alternative method for extracting information from detainees at Guantanamo, for example. Now, did you hear anything from them about this? I didn’t. Throughout the entire time it was the exact opposite of offering an alternative idea; it was “stop it,” and “because of this, we’re no better than they are,” and “it does no good to defend the country if this is what it takes,” et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Evidently it would have been far better to surrender; after all, that way nobody would be hurt!

There are a lot of other problems with relying overly much on this argument. But the only other one I think demands mention here is the legal one: Submitting a budget to the Congress is the President’s job. As the democrats like to tell us, often, they won the election and nobody else’s opinion should count on anything. Logically, you can’t hammer away on that one, and then swivel around and start in with the “Where’s Your Idea?” argument. You either got the job or you didn’t.

People can criticize the way you do it, without stepping up and offering to do it for you. That’s one of the many things that make it tough, I guess.

I wonder if Obama, or any other democrat, is really up for it?

The 49% Theory is About to be Tested

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

On St. Patrick’s Day — gosh, this stuff is just coming at us at hurricane speeds, isn’t it? — I wrote:

I don’t think Obama can have an approval rating of 49%. I think His approval numbers will slide down to 50%, and after that He’ll keep it there for a time, just long enough for His followers to figure what’s going on. And then once the reality sinks in He’ll be down in the twenties, or teens, or low teens. He’ll be just like any last-year’s fashion statement. The point is, there will be a sudden, unrecoverable, drop.

The typical Obama fan doesn’t have what it takes to say “oh sure, only 45% of us are on His side now, but I know a good idea when I see it so I’m sticking to my guns.” This takes courage that they don’t have. Obama’s in fashion, or else Obama’s out of fashion; so once that 50% hash-mark comes & goes, it’s fall-away time.

It’s about to be put to the test.

The honeymoon is over, a national poll will signal today as President Obama’s job approval stumbles to about 50 percent over the lack of improvement with the crippled economy.

The sobering numbers come as the president backpedals from two prime-time gaffes – one comparing his bowling score to a Special Olympian and another awkwardly laughing about the economy, which prompted Steve Kroft of “60 Minutes” to ask “are you punch-drunk?”

Pollster John Zogby said his poll out today will show Americans split on the president’s performance. He said the score factors out to “about 50-50.”

Colleague at work: “He’s trying his best.”
Me: “His best? I’d hate to see his worst.”

This stuff never changes. The charlatan comes to town and says, “Forget about policies, forget about positions, forget about philosophies and principles, forget about history. Just listen to the soothing sound of my dulcet voice. Look how I command a crowd. You might as well follow me, it’s the thing to do.”

In politics, in business, in life. Each and every time, everyone ends up pretending to build things or fix things without really building or fixing anything.

Quick and Clever but Intellectually Narrow

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

David Warren, writing in Real Clear Politics:

All his life, from childhood through university through “community organizing” and Chicago wardheel politics, through Sunday mornings listening to the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, to the left side of Democrat caucuses in Springfield and Washington, he has been surrounded almost exclusively by extremely liberal people, and moreover, by people who are quick and clever but intellectually narrow.

He is a free soul, but he is also the product of environments in which even moderately conservative ideas are never considered; but where people on the further reaches of the left are automatically welcomed as “avant-garde.” His whole idea of where the middle might be, is well to the left of where the average American might think it is. To a man like Obama, as he has let slip on too many occasions when away from his teleprompter, “Middle America” is not something to be compromised with, but rather, something that must be manipulated, because it is stupid. And the proof that it can be manipulated, is that he is the president today.

Hat tip: Karol.

The Media Should Resign

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

…over Barack Obama’s failure.

You never vetted, never examined him in any depth at all, even though the candidate had hardly any experience other than running for office. (Oh, yes, he was a “community organizer.” So was I, in a sense. You want to elect me?)

So now we are going to hear that Timothy Geithner or Press Secretary Gibbs or whoever should be thrown under the bus. No, sorry, it is the MSM that should be going under that now overused vehicle, committing hari-kari before the public does what it should – disenfranchise them completely. The election of Barack Obama was orchestrated by our mainstream media. They anointed him. They should suffer the consequences.

Hat tip to Instapundit.

Punch Drunk?

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

I’m so sick of talking about this guy. But this clip just cuts right to the heart of who He really is, what He really stands for, how He operates, and what kind of future we have ahead of us.

Never let a good crisis go to waste.

People who belong to His political party, as wonderful a job as they’ve done convincing the weaker-minded what incredibly wonderful people they are, have this disturbing tendency to describe our current problems as dire, dire, dire, oh my gosh, things are so bleak, we just might not come out of this intact…and then show teeth. Smile, grin, laugh, chuckle, guffaw.

I remember seeing, and commenting on, Al Gore doing exactly the same thing…here, and here. It’s unnatural. If you believe the speaker in question believes what the speaker in question is saying…it’s even more unnatural.

The fault lies with us for tolerating it and not questioning it. After all, how would you feel if you saw President Bush talking about body bags coming home from Iraq, families whose lives have been changed forever because of this ultimate sacrifice their son or daughter made over there…and then just moments later engage in that Will Farrel shoulder-shaking chuckle over some dumb joke?

Didn’t Michael Moore have some kind of “now watch this drive!” clip in that propaganda movie of his? Didn’t he get just tons and tons of mileage out of it?

Things are different when you’re a democrat, I notice. Our national consciousness must have had something planted into it at some point, somewhere…maybe it has to do with all those millions George Soros spent. But when you belong to the party of the ass, you can talk up a good game about how hopeless the country’s situation is, here at home, as well as overseas…and then giggle like a child right before Christmas about it…we let it slide. If someone doesn’t point it out explicitly, most of us don’t even notice.

JohnJ had something to say about this lately:

Even here in Alabama, many people believe that the Democrat party is the party of good intentions and the Republican party is the party of evil intentions (granted, most of those many are at the law school). But even when I talk to people in other places, I often hear much of the same meme. For example, people think it’s ridiculous that Obama would ban guns or impose socialism, because Americans wouldn’t stand for something like that. But Republicans are on the verge of completely banning abortion, homosexuality, and criminalizing being black. I’m constantly amazed at the sheer number of people who believe exactly that.

From last year’s election, I’m inferring the democrat party has a complete lock on this “we are good people” tagline. If it’s a contest to see who can be thought of as good people, the democrats will win every single time. And so, in these discussions about what Republicans need to do to unseat them, or what any other faction would have to do to unseat them, I have steadfastly insisted this tactic should be abandoned. It doesn’t work. Last year offered it the very best of circumstances under which to operate, since I perceive there is bipartisan recognition that your kids are much better off spending a weekend with John McCain and Sarah Palin than with Barack Obama and Joe Biden. Nevertheless, the subject turned to who has better character, and the early-propaganda-money, and the Obama-as-modern-Messiah, won out.

And so I have also steadfastly insisted the next contest must be about “we are better people”…versus…“our policies work.” Reagan didn’t convince anyone he was a better person than Jimmy Carter. The palpable and effervescent consensus in 1980 was that Carter was a decent man, with noble intentions, who was simply in the wrong line of work (since then, demonstrated to be at least 33% correct).

Newt Gingrich never put too much effort into convincing people he was a more decent person than the democrats in the House leadership. I doubt like the dickens Richard Nixon ever convinced anyone he was a more decent person than LBJ, RFK or HH.

When people have problems they need to have solved, this just isn’t on their minds. They talk about it a lot because it makes them feel good…and if you listen to them too closely, it’s easy to fall into the trap of thinking this is what they’re after. But they’ll borrow money from a mobster, in a heartbeat, if they think that’s what they need to do. They’ll sleep with vampires, they’ll sell their souls to the devil. Their instincts to eradicate some source of insecurity, or danger, win out most of the time, over their instincts to be on the side of what they know is right.

The Republican message…the Libertarian message…the anti-democrat message…needs to be — you aren’t even getting out of this deal what you’re supposed to be getting out of it. Partly because it’ll work; and partly, because it’s true. Obama was supposed to connect with people, resonate with people, earn us “respect around the world,” fill us with hope, encourage us to do more good works, bring smiles to our faces. That was the Faustian exchange by which we collectively agreed not to ask Him any tough questions, to forget about Jeremiah Wright within a space of mere hours, and to never, ever insist He should take a firm policy stand on anything. That was the bargain. And everything our country was supposed to have gotten out of it, seems to have evaporated. There’s no hope, there’s no real change, and in the nation’s highest office it seems we have some empty suit who can’t even speak clearly, communicate messages clearly, offer us encouragement or even deliver to us a positive outlook on life.

We abandoned logic and reason, to pander to our own emotions; in so doing we gave up some things in order to acquire other things, and we ended up without those other things.

All of life, I maintain, is like that.

Now, I hope my advice is taken. To me, it seems like a no-brainer. If it isn’t, JohnJ will be right, these people will stay in power indefinitely, talking up our problems, making them more severe in magnitude, insurmountable, and depressing…laughing and smiling with their “gallows humor” all the way.

Plus, I’ll have to buy JohnJ a nice steak dinner. I think he, and I, would be much happier about that if he was the one paying the bill on that one, and so would you.

More Obama Poor-Man’s Photoshop Bumper Stickers

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

This one is for Gerard

…and this one is for me, based on a thought I got in my li’l ol’ head when I read a comment from Larry:

Background on that one, for those who desire or require it, here.

Remorse II

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Question of the Moment and more than a little bit likely to become the question of the year:

RemorseDo you know of anyone whose opinion of Obama is higher now than when he was elected or inaugurated? Is there anyone on Planet Earth who is saying, “Gee, I voted against Obama, but he’s sure doing a much better job than I thought [h]e would”? Are there any moderates or Republicans slapping themselves on the head saying, “Boy, do I regret voting against Barack Obama”? They may be out there, but they are few and far between.

I certainly recall a lot of people having that notion toward Bill Clinton. Some even toward George W. Bush; just one or two, maybe, and a whole lot more on & after 9/11/01. I myself was wishing like crazy I’d re-elected Bush’s Dad, although a vote cast in California didn’t have much practical application toward something like that.

With Reagan, there were lots of people who voted against him and then saw the error of their ways.

Carter…not so much.

Hat tip goes to Gerard on this one.

What is remarkable about this question, the way it is asked, and the way Mssrs. Van der Leun, Wehner, and myself anticipate it will have to be answered? There is irony, and it is rich irony: Obama was chosen specifically because He was a virtual savior. We were to be assured there would be no regrets on this one.

And that is because the man can sell refrigerators to polar bears. (A more precise, and tragic, metaphor is that he can sell hair dryers to snowmen…the nation being the snowman.) On the democrat side of the aisle, things have always been this way. The democrats put their support behind the quintessential salesman. Obama is John Kerry v2.0; Kerry, who “could not get his message across,” and all that. It’s as if democrats understand, without anyone else pointing it out, that their plans already make precious little sense but at least the appearance will be there that their plans make sense, if everyone everywhere can be conned into executing them.

Rather like the fish that decide to swamp the fisherman’s boat by leaping into it. Woe be unto you if you’re the only fish that goes in on the plan. So all of life is a “Together We Can Do This” thing. The plan has never worked before, ever, but maybe that’s because not enough people were doing it.

Republicans, on the other hand, vote for whoever they’d trust to watch their kids.

That’s where the real split is. Republicans and democrats know Obama and Biden are better salesmen than McCain and Palin.

Republicans and democrats acknowledge it’s better to allow Sarah Palin to take your child, and his entire school class, on a sleepover-field-trip for two solid weeks…than to allow Barack Obama to talk to them for thirty seconds. For the democrats, this can’t be admitted out loud because it would cause damage to one’s social standing within a collective — which is, of course, the entire point. But deep down, everyone with something pulsating constructively north of the brain stem, understands it’s true.

Update 3/23/08: Great roundup (although there will be others) by Instapundit.

On the Special Olympics Comment

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

Everyone, it seems, wants to know what everyone else thinks. The question may come my way sometime soon, or not, or ever. But just for the record, I think He has a pass coming on this one.

I understand the temptation to make something of it. President Bush didn’t say anything like this; and President Bush wouldn’t have. I think those two men see the world around them differently, I think they see the office of the President differently, and when George W. Bush occupied it I think he saw himself as representing all Americans and not just some Americans. He was also liberated from the burden of staying hip and cool, so the benefits of telling such a joke wouldn’t have impressed him much.

These are meaningful differences. It might seem desirable, even noble, to make something of ’em. But in the end, it is political correctness run amok. And, granted, something else — it’s beneath the office of the President to ridicule an entire class within his constituency, just as it’s beneath the office of the President to notice Jessica Simpson has been putting on a little weight. But these are things about Barack Obama we already knew. This latest slip reveals about as much about Him, as yet-another-word-mangling would have revealed about His predecessor: Not very much.

Besides of which, as a blogger in his underwear sitting on a couch at five in the morning, I want to keep making fun of people. And, while the President of the United States might be held to standards I am not (or at least, was, back in the old days), if I wanted to join in on the calls for virtual tarring-and-feathering, I’d have to stop making fun of people myself. Then I’d have to join up with, and start sympathizing with, the compulsive, routine knuckle-rappers…starting with the ones that want to close down every Hooters restaurant in existence because they “objectify” women.

And I don’t wanna do that. I don’t want to live in a world where the societal taboos are so thick, that you have to pretend, all the time, even in the privacy of your own home, that everyone is exactly the same…to such an extent that the threat of social ostracism persuades even the capable minds to avoid reality like a thief avoiding a constable. I went to public school in the 1970’s — I know where that trail leads.

Instead, let’s notice things about Obama’s true constituency, the way He notices things about some special-olympiads. He doesn’t represent all of us, and obviously He doesn’t think He does. He represents the purple-tie-Manhattan-creampuff crowd, the Daily Show and Saturday Night Live audience, the land of snark. That special place in which every piece of humor — each and every single one — revolves around a caricature. That realm of humor in which someone is always made to look bad, or dopey, or buffoonish, or is diminished in some way.

It’s a lack, not so much of class, as of character. An old man indulging in an ethnic or sexist one-liner might have what they are missing, if, at the next opportunity he has the depth and the worldview to add in some variety. Things he learned about life from his wife before she died; an interesting story behind something he saw in Europe twenty years ago; a self-deprecating story about going into the kitchen the other day and forgetting what he was supposed to be doing in there.

There’s the pity. Obama was trying to be self-deprecating Himself, He was trying to make fun of His own bowling game. But He’s part of that young-hip-urban crowd that just doesn’t know how to get it done. They don’t have variety. Every joke has to have a clearly defined target, and in their universe the group identification has become critically important because there are some things that are supposed to be targets and other things that are not. According to that set of social codes, if Obama can be a target, than so can we all. And that’s just too frightening to them. Sounds a little bit too much like the way we knuckle-dragging conservatives live…with that horrible, awful thing called individuality. An end to that carefully constructed don’t-make-fun-of-X hierarchy. True egalitarianism, which they shunned eons ago.

There’s nothing ugly that can be said against President Obama here, other than that people have negligible value to Him if He can’t see a way they can help Him become more powerful. If they can’t Help Him in this way, with or without their direct knowledge. Anyone who can’t do this, doesn’t really matter to Him. And we knew that already. That, and His ability to speak-off-the-cuff, to create an inclusive society, to appeal to the hearts and minds of strangers in a positive way — these talents of His have been vastly exaggerated. We knew that already too. Let it go.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Taking Responsibility, Obama-Style

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

Neo-neocon, always perceptive and always astute, here borders on genius.

Some little boys denied taking the cookie; others, caught with their hands in the jar, insisted they were actually putting it back in. And got away with it. When the man from Hope, Arkansas showed us how that was done, we were impressed. The one who sits in our White House right now, though can change the subject around mouthfuls of cookie. You just stand there and think “damn, I can’t remember what I wanted to talk to him about, but what he’s talking about sure sounds important…wish I hadn’t bothered him while he was in the middle of eating something.”

Note that nowhere does he admit any wrongdoing or culpability. The clues are in the little details of language; do not think for a moment that they are accidental. Obama’s ability to craft his balancing act is so precise that it has me in awe. Almost every word he utters is there for a careful strategic reason, to induce a particular psychological effect in the listener.

What happens when a fine surgical instrument is taken to one of Obama’s evasions? When the post-mortem is conducted with such care, such attention to detail, with every single layer peeled back, every single organ and gland meticulously removed, catalogued, photographed, inspected and slipped back in place? Click and find out.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

What Does Article II Say About Appearing on Leno?

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Now that 43 Americans have taken the oath of office for United States President — or is it 44? I’m confused — we have an occasion for some thinking today, since the current officeholder has broken form with his predecessors and appeared on a late-night comedy show.

I’m hoping we have a few years left before the sitting President is hosting a late-night comedy show. Or filling in for Art Bell.

The thinking has to do with how to report such an unprecedented phenomenon. But you don’t have to do too much thinking, to think, hey, maybe this is unprecedented for a reason.

Mary Kate Cary, opinion section, US News and World Report:

The morning shows were abuzz with reviews of President Obama’s performance last night on Jay Leno’s show. I still say he shouldn’t have done it. Here are the reasons this was a bad idea from the start:

The risky nature of unscripted, be-funny-right-now late-night television played against him. Overall, the president was his usual charming self. But sure enough, in an effort to be funny, the president slipped. Everyone cringed when he made a self-deprecating joke at the expense of the kids in the Special Olympics. Before the show even aired, he found himself apologizing to the head of the Special Olympics from Air Force One, and the White House put out a printed apology shortly afterward. Completely avoidable, and now it’s getting played over and over on cable.

Leno also asked the president about his confidence in Secretary Geithner, and his off-the-cuff response is being replayed endlessly as a “heck of a job, Brownie” non-endorsement. It’s adding fuel to the fire at Geithner’s feet, which is probably not what the White House wanted going in to the weekend talk shows. Again, completely avoidable.

The fact that the president didn’t control the questions, Jay Leno did. Although the White House intended that the interview would allow the president to explain to the American people his proposals for getting the economy moving again, he spent roughly half of his time answering Leno’s questions about the AIG bonuses instead. In fact, Leno asked a great question to which the president didn’t seem to have an answer: In reference to the bill that passed the House imposing a 90 percent tax on AIG executives who kept their bonuses, Leno said, “It’s frightening to me as an American that Congress could decide that ‘I don’t like that group—let’s pass a law and tax them at 90 percent’ … It seems a little scary to me as a taxpayer that they can just decide that.”

Great question, one that no one seems to have asked so far. What is preventing Congress from imposing a 90 percent tax the rest of us, if they so chose? Apparently it’s not going to be President Obama. He responded with a vague answer that started with something about not letting the horse out of the barn and ended with calling for tax hikes on the rich.

The appearance diminished the office of the president. First the president had to cool his heels backstage while Jay Leno went through his usual comedy monologue. When Leno ended it with his usual “Stay with us, _____ is up next,” it was not “Britney Spears” or “Ryan Seacrest” up next, but “The President of the United States.” When the show returned, we all waited through an extended bit on silly items found at the Dollar Store. As my sixth grader would say, awkward.

The president was introduced like any starlet or movie producer. There was nothing different from any other guest, except that Kevin Eubanks and his band played a rock-and-roll version of “Hail to the Chief” when the President came onstage.

Even if the president had it the ball out of the park, his appearance on Leno did nothing in terms of building respect for the office of the presidency. And now that’s he’s done it, what’s next … Letterman? The Daily Show? It’ll be hard to say no to everyone else, now that the precedent has been set.

It was a win for Leno, but not for the president. So much for making television history.

McClatchy News Service, on the same subject…I hope you’re sitting down. Get ready for a major tone shift. I mean major. Measured with the Richter scale.

President Barack Obama, offering salve for economic uncertainty, reached out Thursday to an unusual assortment of Californians: Talk-show host Jay Leno, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and an 8-year-old asking him to save teachers’ jobs.

In a town hall gathering and in private meetings with the governor and Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, Obama promised help — and money — to rebuild California’s infrastructure and revitalize its economy.

He also offered public words of support for California’s sacrifice as voters prepare to decide a package of fiscal reform measures that the Legislature put on the May ballot to help close a $40 billion budget deficit.

And Obama had a poignant conversation with Los Angeles third-grader Ethan Lopez.

The boy, in a crisp white shirt and necktie, provided the emotive moment at the town hall Obama hosted with Schwarzenegger in the gymnasium of the Miguel Contreras Learning Complex in downtown Los Angeles.

“Hi, my name is Ethan,” he told the president when called on for the last question of the forum. “President Obama, our school is in big trouble. Because (of) our budget cuts, 25 of our teachers already have been fired.”

Offering the president a card from his classmates, the boy asked for help in stopping pink slips resulting from budget cuts in the Los Angeles public school system.

“Ethan, we’re going to do everything we can to protect our teachers,” said Obama, who said federal money is headed to California to modernize schools, fight overcrowding and save jobs. He added: “We are going to make sure that we invest in that as well, because I want you to get a first-class education.”

In his appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” later Thursday, Obama mixed light-hearted banter with serious discussion about his goals for America’s economic recovery.

“The important thing over the next several months is making sure that we don’t lurch from thing to thing, but we try to make steady progress, build a foundation for long-term economic growth,” he said.

At the town hall meeting, Obama promised that state communities will be receiving $145 million to address the mortgage meltdown and begin “transforming abandoned streets lined with empty houses back into thriving neighborhoods.”

Obama’s appearance with Schwarzenegger came a day after the Republican governor appeared in the Central Valley to tout 57 projects he said are in line to receive $625 million in funding under Obama’s stimulus plan.

On Thursday, Schwarzenegger said California alone stands to receive as much as $50 billion under the $787 billion national economic stimulus package. In introducing the president, Schwarzenegger said the pair “are partners in the fight to put people back to work.”

Obama called the governor “somebody who has turned out to be just an outstanding partner.”

It was far different rhetoric than during the presidential campaign, when Schwarzenegger, a supporter of Republican John McCain, joked about Obama’s “scrawny little arms.” On Thursday, the body-builder-turned-governor was delighted to share the stage with the new president.

It goes on from there. And no, not a single word about the Special Olympics thing. You figured that out already, right?

I think I’m putting more stock in that good-lookin’ brunette. It’s not because I’m down on PresBO — although I am. Geez, I never dreamed my fatigue would be setting in this fast.

Her piece is just plain more sincere, more honest, more responsible. More thoughtful. That’s obvious, right? Even to you hopey-changey people? No? Still wanna argue that point? Yeah, go ahead…put off that really hard work until another day. Hard to be humble when you spent all last year fainting and crying.

Of course, the McClatchy piece, it could be said, was more saturated with good old-fashioned hard data. Depending on what you consider to be hard data. A weepy human-interest story about a little boy named Ethan, who the smart money is going to say was just another plant…well, it did happen, so that’s hard data. And there are all these facts and figures about the money Obama is getting ready to provide. Whoops, though, no, Obama wouldn’t be providing it. He’d be making it available after taking it away from other people who provided it. Many of whom live in this troubled state of California. I guess I’m veering off here into what could be called inconvenient hard data.

But one thing impresses me about these stories more than anything else…the righteously jaundiced ones like the top one, as well as the borderline-pornographic pro-Obama biased ones, like the second one from McClatchy.

No matter which way they lean, I can’t resist the impulse to read ’em a second time, taking special care to substitute “President Palin” every time I see in print the name “President Obama.”

Try it with me…

President Sarah Palin, offering salve for economic uncertainty, reached out Thursday to an unusual assortment of Californians: Talk-show host Jay Leno, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and an 8-year-old asking him to save teachers’ jobs.

In a town hall gathering and in private meetings with the governor and Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, Palin promised help — and tax cuts — to rebuild California’s infrastructure and revitalize its economy.

She also offered public words of support for California’s sacrifice as voters prepare to decide a package of fiscal reform measures that the Legislature put on the May ballot to help close a $40 billion budget deficit.

And Palin had a poignant conversation with Los Angeles third-grader Ethan Lopez.
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“Ethan, we’re going to do everything we can to protect your education,” said Palin, who said massive tax cuts are headed to California to modernize schools, fight overcrowding and save jobs. She added: “We are going to make it easier for concerned parents to provide high-quality home schooling, and make sure that we get the federal government out of the way, because I want you to get a first-class education.”

In her appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” later Thursday, Palin mixed light-hearted banter with serious discussion about her goals for America’s economic recovery.

“The important thing over the next several months is making sure that we stop the bleeding, stop the reckless spending, and stand up for fiscal responsibility, to build a foundation for long-term economic growth,” she said.

At the town hall meeting, Palin promised that the federal government would be reducing overall spending by $145 million to address the mortgage meltdown and begin “transforming abandoned streets lined with empty houses back into thriving neighborhoods.”

You get the point. I had to modify the policies somewhat…had to…because whenever Obama says something that sounds good, it has to do with spending money that isn’t really his, which isn’t what Palin is all about. And when I say “whenever” I mean it in the absolutist, inflexible sense…as in, he hasn’t got anything else good to say about his own policies. He forced someone else to get them paid-fer. Right? Is that an exaggeration? Would Obamafans sign on to that one? I don’t think they’d enjoy doing it, but they’d pretty much have to. Or not. As noted previously, they do have that tender-ego thing going on.

But leaving that aside — how would McClatchy write that one up? Heh heh. Oh, my, Mary Kate Cary of U.S. News World and Report…you think you can huff and puff away about diminishing the office of the President of the United States by appearing on late night comedy. I’m pretty sure McClatchy, Associated Press, MSNBC, CNN, and a whole parade of dead-tree-newspublishing cabals could give you a run for your money if President Palin made the same appearance. There would, of course, be an obligatory line or two about how desperate the President was to use this appearance to deflect criticism, and distract from criticism, that she is quite plain and simply in over her head. There would be another snippet about how miserably she failed in this effort. And then the gloves would come off. They’d be howling for impeachment papers to be drawn up after Madame President let loose with the very first “You Betcha.” Unstatesmanlike and unbecoming! Diminishing our stature to our allies around the world! Making us look like a nation of gun toting middle-school-educated rednecks! Grrr!

They sure as snot wouldn’t be saying anything about President Palin offering a salve for the nation’s economy. I’ll bet you a Wagyu steak on that one.

We Won, So Shut Your Mouth

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

I’m not worried. It’s just like 1993 all over again. More and more liberal nonsense, completely unrestrained, until the voters finally get sick and tired of it and lower the smackdown.

Meanwhile, get a good look because it’s history in the making. As I said before: If you got a solar eclipse right over your head every sixteen years, you’d still make the effort to look at it or get a picture of it, right? It’s a rare opportunity to focus on some of our more hidden human weaknesses…and those of our so-called “leaders”:

Sometimes political movements, as they grow old, become arrogant, insular, and dismissive of criticism. Critics said that the conservative ascendancy of the last few decades succumbed to that disease, and there is more truth in it than conservatives would like to admit. What we are seeing in Washington, D.C., right now is different: President Obama and his supporters are showing early symptoms of this syndrome in the first flush of victory. The liberal ascendancy is already becoming a liberal complacency.

I Can't Hear You La La LaIn part this tendency reflects the character of the new president, a preternaturally self-confident man. His ambition to remake American policy and politics is staggering. His agenda for just his first year in office includes a fiscal stimulus unprecedented in size, a push for a new energy economy, and the revamping of American health care. That ambition may wreck his presidency, or it may make him the world-historical figure he aspires to be. But what is more troubling is the unwarranted intellectual self-confidence that liberalism in the age of Obama increasingly exhibits.

The debate over the economic-stimulus plan illustrated the point. When that plan was criticized, President Obama, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Senate majority whip Dick Durbin all resorted nearly immediately to the “argument” that they had won the election. It is of course true that a lot of Democrats won their elections and that they will consequently get their way in most policy disputes. Yet they — and liberals generally — seem oddly exercised by the continued resistance to their policies by the small and relatively powerless minority that elected Republicans now constitute.

I would argue that “I won, now back down” is a far more legitimate argument coming from a conservative than coming from a liberal. At least, in cases like this, when the election that just took place is one revolutionary in nature.

A revolutionary instant of support for liberalism, is a mandate to make something go. Making something go invites all kinds of debate that would be, if allowed, quite legitimate: How do we make it go? In this case we could discuss, waitaminnit, we’re out of money and we’ll fix the problem by spending lots of it? How does that work? Or: Waitaminnit, the economy is on a deathbed and we’re going to shock in back into robust health by taxing the ever-luvin’ snot out of it? Or, what has become my favorite lately: How come it is that if I’m offered a retention bonus, I’ll be able to keep it, even though you’re saying when an AIG executive is offered one, it’ll be revoked or taxed away on Congress’ whim? How is it you’re attacking their right to own property, and leaving mine intact?

This kind of liberal snobbery shuns important and necessary exchanges of ideas, like these, and many more.

The same is not true of a conservative who earns a mandate to make something stop. In that scenario, you have a situation like what we had in the 1994 elections: The voters are sick to death of something and want it ended.

You know, as far as that goes, according to President Obama’s own campaign rhetoric He fits into that paradigm as a conservative — in the sense He was put there to put a stop to something, not necessarily to make something go. “Change” from those “failed policies” that belonged to President Bush, and all that. Being a Messianic Enlightened Being who’s super-duper-smart, so I’m told, He should understand that when He puts a plan together, the time’s come to put it up for some kind of discussion — even though He won. The process of construction is just a bit more complicated than the process of destruction.

It’s yet another thing we’ve said around these parts quite a bit: You need to attend some kind of training to operate the crane that swings a wrecking ball to get rid of a building (and most of that has to do with how not injure people when you’re gettin’ it done, not so much the actual wrecking); to be the architect of the new building that goes up in its place, you need quite a bit more training. Things have to fit together. Materials have to be chosen and customized, measurements have to meet code, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Wrecking is easy. Stopping things is relatively simple.

The voters deserve to have some way of saying “we’re sick of this, enough!” They also deserve to have some way of saying “er, y’know, this really might not quite be what we had in mind.”

“I Guess Rush Limbaugh Was Busy”

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Glib Gibbs:

Question: “One quick followup: Former Vice President Cheney was on State of the Union yesterday. He had a lot — a lot of criticism of this White House.

“To boil it down, on national security, he said the president’s policies were making the country less safe. And on the economy, he was charging that the president is taking advantage of the financial crisis to vastly expand the government in all kinds of ways — health, education, energy.

“How do you respond to those kind of allegations from the former vice president?”

Gibbs: “Well, I guess Rush Limbaugh was busy … so they trotted out the next most popular member of the Republican cabal.

“I would say that the president has made quite clear that keeping the American people safe and secure is the job — is the most serious job that he has each and every day. I think the president saw over the past seven plus years the delay in bringing the very people to justice that committed terrorist acts on this soil and on foreign soil.

What was the point of that snide little snippet, I wonder? Limbaugh and Cheney aren’t polling well, so any questions they might have to raise, shouldn’t count?

You know, there comes a time that the administration also has to remember that they won the election. People like me who aren’t quite sold on the product just yet, have it intoned, rather indignantly, to them all the time that “Obama won and you need to get over it.” Well, yeah — He won and that has some ramifications. And one of those ramifications is that He needs to stop whining about the last insignificant residues of resistance not quite having been stamped out yet.

I remember a place where the popular folks didn’t have to answer for anything, even the very worst of their ideas, just because they were popular. If memory serves, I think it was called high school. Is that what Gibbs thinks his boss is running here? Because, really, if someone attacks you with an idea and you have a robust defense to offer against it, and you’ve really got a lot of confidence in this defense…it doesn’t matter worth a damn who’s doing the attacking. It isn’t something you need to mention.

Obviously, Glib doesn’t feel this way.

My Obama 49% Theory

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

So David Broder is announcing the honeymoon is over (hat tip: Melissa), and His Anointedness’ approval ratings — yes, He has to worry about these too, just like any other President — have sunk beneath sixty percent. Maybe that’s as low as they’ll ever go. Maybe not.

If not, it opens up a question about the nature of His incredible popularity: If it continues to decline, will it decline the same way as with His predecessors?

RemorseI’m thinking not. I have a theory about this. I think, given the characteristics of the people who slavishly follow Him, this is going to be tracking downward along a different trend. These are people who have found it to be an incredible, intoxicating opportunity to be a part of a “change”; a change that had such an overwhelming inertia built up behind it, that without any one of them, it would’ve succeeded just fine anyway. These are, therefore, people who find it to be a spiritually uplifting experience to contribute to revolutions that don’t really need their help.

From that, and from interacting with them personally, I conclude most of them lack the character fortitude to participate in a real revolution. They don’t have experience being on the thin side of a crowd. After all, these are people who found the mere illusion of making a difference to be so affirming. Can it really be said they’d be this enthralled if they had any experience standing against the majority? I find that doubtful. I think these are people who crave, well before that feeling of making a difference and fomenting “change,” the safety of facing the same direction as the majority, ahead of it or behind it. This is necessary for the affirmation.

I don’t think Obama can have an approval rating of 49%. I think His approval numbers will slide down to 50%, and after that He’ll keep it there for a time, just long enough for His followers to figure what’s going on. And then once the reality sinks in He’ll be down in the twenties, or teens, or low teens. He’ll be just like any last-year’s fashion statement.

The point is, there will be a sudden, unrecoverable, drop. The challenge that will arise in 2012 will be to recapture some of that old excitement from 2007 and 2008. That will be the big question, upon which the elections will turn. Perhaps it will be like 1996 all over again — voters will figure, hey, we handed Him enough of a butt-paddling in the 2010 midterms voting all those Republicans into Congress, He’s gotten the message by now. Maybe He can give a few really awesome excellent speeches.

But it will, ultimately, be a campaign asking people to repeat a mistake. A mistake they will, by then, bitterly regret…not only with sorrow, but with some measure of rancor. The President asking them to forgive and forget will be polling at…oh…about 22%, tops.

Once the Obamafan perceives himself to be in the minority, it’ll all be over for good. They don’t have the intrepidity to tolerate a situation like that. They aren’t that strong. Their moral resilience is just not there.

That’s why they are so driven to provide the illusion that it is; and, why they’re never, ever quite finished proving it. It’s a desire to have something others have, that they’ve never had.

They’ll desert Him like rats on a sinking ship.

Hopey Change Mobile Facing Repossession

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

She needs a bailout!

Jennifer Stone-Anderson says her 2004 Saturn Ion became a work of art this fall when she covered it with elaborate paintings supporting Barack Obama.

But Chrysler, which financed her car purchase, maintains that it’s just a car. And that Stone-Anderson has been missing payments. And that her work of “art” is about to be repossessed.

Stone-Anderson’s unemployment was the root of the art, but her lack of work may also bring the loss of it. In May, she gained free time when she was laid off from Rainbow Art and Design in Tampa, Fla., so she started painting her car with leftover acrylics.

Since the layoff, she has been working as a freelance artist, but hasn’t been able to find enough work to keep all the bills paid.

Stone-Anderson missed her car payments in December, January and February and has started receiving calls from Chrysler. She has ignored them.

She said that Chrysler has the paperwork to repossess the car, and it’s really just a matter of the company finding it at this point. The car is hard to miss, but Stone-Anderson said she’s not worried about the company taking it.

“Barack says he’s an eternal optimist,” she said. “We’re like minds.”

Best Sentence LVI

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

The fifty-sixth Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) award goes out this morning to James Taranto (who, if memory serves, might already have received one or two…although I’m too lazy to go digging in the archives at the moment).

Highlighted in bold

Obama’s new “optimistic” tone seems to reflect an adjustment in political tactics. Early in his term–until about a week ago, that is–administration officials were acting in accord with Rahm Emanuel’s dictum “You never want a serious crisis to go to waste.” The theory seemed to be that if people felt the situation was dire, they would be more amenable to Obama’s vision of transforming America into a European-style social democracy.

Now, it seems, Obama has concluded that the sense of crisis is an impediment to his goals. Therefore, he is counseling optimism and patience in the hope that that will win support for the things he wants to do.

But everyone knows the crisis is real, even if it falls short of a catastrophe. And hardly anyone is gullible enough to think that socializing the health-insurance business, imposing massive taxes on energy, and increasing the power of unions are going to resolve a crisis that has its origins in the credit markets.

Obama seems to care about the economic crisis only to the extent that it is an impediment to or an instrument for winning support for policies in unrelated areas. It is as if President Bush had responded to 9/11 by launching an all-out campaign for private Social Security accounts.

He seems to care about crisis only to the extent that it helps or hurts his agenda in unrelated areas. That’s how I would re-word it so it fits on a large refrigerator magnet…I’m still miles off from fitting it on a bumper sticker or coffee mug.

But you’re lookin’, right there, at why I’ve bet a hundred dollars plus a steak dinner on this guy being a one-termer. Nobody has an enduring craving for the salesman who is obviously just telling you what it takes to get things sold. He might be fun to have around for five minutes, or ten, but after an hour you want to toss him out on his ear. And if you ever want to see him again, it’s only because you’ve been enjoying a generous break from him.

The dude, like others like him, is like beef jerky. Just not that appealing when you get too much. That’s for starters. And now, as our duly Anointed Messiah, He can’t even keep it straight whether we’re in the middle of something that is a paralyzing crisis, or no-biggie. That kind of inconsistency will wear out His welcome even quicker still.

A Human Jacuzzi of Stupid

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

This is a tiny tempest metaphorical of a much greater thing, that which is being batted back-and-forth, from sea to shining sea, right now. Rush Limbaugh on President Obama’s plan to re-make the United States into a dirty little European-style socialist mud-puddle enclave:

What is so strange about being honest in saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his mission is to restructure and reform this country so that capitalism and individual liberty are not its foundation? Why would I want that to succeed?

That is, of course, a defense of the famous “I Hope He Fails” motif…but only to the extent it needs defending, which isn’t much.

Chris “I Feel A Tingle Up My Leg” Matthews on Limbaugh:

Before we break if you didn’t know better this past week, you’d think Rush Limbaugh was more important than the guys in Washington and women in Washington actually elected to do things. How many U.S. senators would invite the President of the United States to come to their home turf and debate them? Well two facts are clear about this human vat of vitriol. He relishes the attention and he sells anger as a weapon.
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Limbaugh’s high-handed, melodramatic, off with their heads, oratory reminds me of those over-the-top movie villains. You know, the ones who issue ludicrous commands to snuff out the good guys, like James Bond’s arch nemesis who wanted the supremely confident Bond – gone.

Blogger Paco (hat tip: Malkin, who likes it, and I’m gonna have to go ahead and agree there), on Tingle-Leg Matthews:

Chris Matthews: A Human Jacuzzi of Stupid

Or a human hot tub of frothy Obama-Love…

It’s my understanding the clip that Jacuzzi-Matthews played to illustrate his tingly point, was one of notorious Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld feeding someone to his piranhas, and I guess that someone would be the gorgeous Helga Brandt.

Well, I’m not quite understanding the point. I’ve been getting into it here-and-there with the Obamatons, some of whom, believe it or not, aren’t quite willing to admit yet that maybe there was a downside to the decision last November to put the substitute-Jesus in the White House…even with all the flawed appointments, the market tanking, the snobbery, the attitude, the list goes on and on and on.

They — well, some of ’em — are still marching in lock-step, demanding unanimity. And I guess the explanation lies in this connection Matthews has made, a connection that, in my mind, has not yet been made complete. Limbaugh advances the argument that the sitting President has a plan in mind, a plan that logical people who love the country should want to oppose. Not music to your ears if you’re a supporter, but hey, that is the essence of loyal dissent isn’t it? And this is vitriol; it is equated to dunking a someone into a tank full of man-eating piranhas.

Until someone can explain that to me in a way that makes some measure of sense — and I doubt they can — in my mind, that is a psychosis. It’s worse than failing to come to grips with a mistake you’ve made and thereby standing guilty of two mistakes — although that’s an important component to what is going on here. As I wrote in my own pages lately

Just realized something about these folks. You’d think, as much attention as I’m forced to pay to them, and as much attention as I continue to pay to them when I’m no longer forced to, there would eventually be a point of complete saturation. But it would seem if I am indeed bright enough to reach that point, it’s taking me awhile to get there.

They don’t give a rat’s ass what policies are implemented. The One could invade Iran tomorrow at noon, and Planet Obamafan would be erupting into a standing ovation.

They don’t care about what consequences, good or bad, result from the policies. Dow is tumbling, as Buck points out — is it alright with them if the rest of us notice it? NO! We should look the other way.

So they don’t care about the goals, they don’t care about the methods implemented to reach the goals…it logically follows, any one point between those two ends, likewise, they don’t care about it.

They care about who’s running things. Obama won, they say, and He won by something decisive. Therefore, let’s all get behind Him…the important thing is to be unified.

If it was a valid claim that The One was victorious to some extent that equates to virtual unanimity, it would be a silly, useless and redundant exercise to dish out instructions to show some sense of unity that is already there. But the real point here, is, these people do not want the economy fixed. They just want everyone to be on the same page — that is how they do their thinking, through a process of sanitization. They’re exercising a gut-instinct…seek out whoever might be from a rival village, and “fix” the situation until there are no rival villages. How they really intend to do that fixing, perhaps if they thought that through a little bit more, made some commitments to what they are & are not willing to do, they’d be a little bit less frightening.

Perhaps they do that fixing in some way that involves piranhas. Who’s looking like a Bond villain now?

Unfortunately, this mindset is going to end up identifying as an enemy, anyone who thinks logically. Obama stumps for, and then signs, a stimulus. In so doing, He creates an Obama Doctrine that is diametrically opposed to the Will Rogers Doctrine of “When you find yourself in a hole, the first step is to stop digging.” According to Obama’s one and only true accomplishment thus far in His term, when the economy is sucking large and there’s no money in the piggy bank, the thing to do is to spend what you don’t have and make sure you spend it reeeeeeaaaalll big. And when people aren’t feeling confident as potential investors or as potential consumers, when they have the impression they need to hang on to every little dollar bill they’ve got, and this is what’s dragging the economy down…tax the living hell outta them. Oh yeah, I know, 250k and above, 95 percent, and all that.

Point is, I don’t think opposing that automatically makes you vitriolic. Maybe I’m biased in saying that. As I said above already, I’m looking to someone else to explain to me how the connection is made, and I’m doubting like the dickens that anyone, anywhere, truly comprehends it so they could do the explaining. But I do know Matthews’ opinion is important here, probably more important than mine, in that he speaks on behalf of so many others. You’re supposed to march in lockstep with The One, or else you’re a nasty person.

So that “Dissent is the highest form of patriotism” stuff went sailing out the window on January 20. But hey, if you’ve been paying attention, you know that already.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Leave Barack Alone! Leave Barack Alone Right Now!

Friday, March 13th, 2009

Baldwin Park democrat, speaking for probably several others:

President Obama did not come down from on high. He is not a miracle worker. He can not wave a magic wand and make things miraculously happen. He is a mortal. A human being. Nothing more and nothing less.

President Obama and his Administration hit the ground running on day one and have kept up a whirlwind pace ever since. Few Presidents have accomplished so much in such a short span of time. But not all of his campaign promises can be enacted in his first hundred days. The unprecedented number of high priority and competing issues facing the new President means that some changes will simply have to bide their time.

The changes will come, not as quickly as some would like, but they will come. Everyone needs to be realistic in judging President Obama’s performance so early in his Administration.

My goodness, democrats can get bossy when telling strangers what opinions they should have of things. Well, Don Surber seems to be abiding by the “needs to be realistic” part, in passing judgment on this “whirlwind pace” (hat tip: Gerard).

Barack Obama is too busy posing for magazine covers to actually do the job to which he was elected.

There is a price to be paid when a president throws a party every other night, weekends in Chicago or Camp David and poses for magazine cover after magazine cover.

After 51 days in office, Barack Obama has appointed only 73 people to 1,200 jobs that require Senate confirmation.

If they require Senate approval, they are important jobs.

But Obama is too busy to properly vet the people and appoint them to fill the jobs to get the work done.

That is his job.

And he shirks it.

And now we pay the price.

The London Independent reported: “Last week, it was all smiles and handshakes as Gordon Brown and President Barack Obama put on a show of unity in Washington.

“But yesterday, Sir Gus O’Donnell, Britain’s most senior civil servant, exposed transatlantic tension when he protested that Downing Street was finding it ‘unbelievably difficult’ to plan for next month’s G20 summit in London because of problems tracking down senior figures in the US administration. ‘There is nobody there. You cannot believe how difficult it is,’ the Cabinet Secretary told a civil service conference in Gateshead.”

The Times of London and other newspapers had similar accounts.

If our allies cannot reach us because Barack Obama has failed to appoint someone to answer the phone, how are we to have any friends in the world?

And yet this naïf little twit who barely qualifies to be a back bencher in the Illinois legislature had the nerve to tell reporters last week: “President Obama has accomplished more in 30 days than any president in modern history.”

He really said that.

He really thinks that.

He really thinks that because he could get legislation passed through a Congress that is overwhelmingly Democratic that he is God’s gift to the nation.

I think where the Barackapologists are going a little bit off-base here, is with this perception of theirs that they have been sold a whole sumptuous buffet of presidential/personal assets in exchange for their votes, when really what they got was only a single, solitary positive attribute: This ability that PBO has, to make a good impression on people. That was the only goody in the package.

And it just got recalled; there’s nothing left.

If I could travel back in a time machine to early November and tell people “Barack Obama is going to be defended by only a slim minority among his most ardent followers, for his underperformance in His first 50 days in office,” it would be perceived back there as extreme, fringe, kooky, agitprop right-wing propaganda.

And yet. Here we are.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Remorse

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Megan McArdle:

Our sister publication asks analysts whether the administration’s economic forecasts are too optimistic. They would have gotten a more interesting discussion if their query had been “Is the Pope Catholic?” Of course they’re too optimistic. In fact, the word optimistic is too optimistic. A better choice might have been “insane”. Like Greg Mankiw, I would love to find a sucker investor who is willing to take the other end of a bet that both growth and revenue will fall short of the administration’s predictions.

RemorseHaving defended Obama’s candidacy largely on his economic team, I’m having serious buyer’s remorse. Geithner, who is rapidly starting to look like the weakest link, is rattling around by himself in Treasury. Meanwhile, the administration is clearly prioritized a stimulus package that will not work without fixing the banks over, um, fixing the banking system. Unlike most fiscal conservatives, I’m not mad at him for trying to increase the size of the government; that’s, after all, what he got elected promising to do. But he also promised to be non-partisan and accountable, and the size and composition stimulus package looks like just one more attempt to ram through his ideological agenda without much scrutiny, with the heaviest focus on programs that will be especially hard to cut.

The budget numbers are just one more blow to the credibility he worked hard to establish during the election. Back then, people like me handed him kudoes for using numbers that were really much less mendacious than the general run of candidate program promises. Now, he’s building a budget on the promise that this recession will be milder than average, with growth merely dipping to 1.2% this year and returning to trend in 2010. Isn’t there anyone at BLS who could have filled him in on the unemployment figures, or at Treasury who could have explained what a disproportionate impact finance salaries have on tax revenue? These numbers…well, I can’t really fully describe them on a family blog. But he has now raced passed Bush in the Delusional Budget Math olympics.

This is an important voice — far more important than mine. This is an Obama voter. It’s not an Obama voter who was fainting at the rallies, getting tingles up her leg, screaming “There’s Just Something About Him!!” or any of that rot. This is a Main Street USA type, one who was sick to death of bloated, irresponsible spending, and voted for Obama to get something better.

That, I daresay, was the majority of The Holy One’s voting base.

I’ve bet some money that His Anointedness was going to be a one-termer, and then I said later on I’d like to double my stakes on that one if I had any takers. That was a stupid thing to say, and I’d like to retract it. What I meant to say was that I’d like to quadruple those stakes.

In 2012, He will not be getting any votes from the “There’s Just Something About Him!” folks. They’ll know there isn’t. Also, He will not be getting any votes from the “I Just Want To Be Part Of This Thing!” folks; we will have already had a black President, and there won’t be any thing to be a part of.

Oh, people will want change in ’12…far more than they wanted it in ’08. Far, far more. They’ll be hungry for change, and hungry for hope. They just won’t see Him as the Savior who can deliver it anymore.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Speaking Ill of Dear Leader

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Blogfather John Hawkins’ list of 10 Biggest Amateur Mistakes Made by the Obama Administration So Far, has been green-lit on FARK. And if you’re familiar with FARK, it will not be news to you that the regulars are pretty damned unhappy about it. The three biggest slices out of the opinion pie appear to be 1) It’s a bunch of nitpicky crap, 2) Republicans are retards and 3) George W. Bush is much, much worse.

Planet Obamafan is a fascinating place. I notice when the subject under discussion is Rush Limbaugh wanting Obama to fail, the conversation is all of a sudden, what’s right for the country, nevermind whether you belong to the same party as our new President — He’s Your President Too! And then when PresBO starts screwing up left and right, all of a sudden, in unison, we’re supposed to veer in lockstep off from this “what’s best for the country” stuff and think long & hard about that other guy.

Perhaps the ego of a liberal can be harnessed to solve our energy crisis. If you harbor some skepticism about that, what’s going on at the “Talk” Page behind the Wikipedia entry for Barack Obama, might have a purging effect on that. Consider…

Barack Obama is a featured article; it (or a previous version of it) has been identified as one of the best articles produced by the Wikipedia community.

Then you scroll down a bit, and see…

Controversy

Where is the controversy page… My dad had to rub in my face today that, “Your precious wikipedia is getting a lot of negative publicity for reporting nothing negative about Obama in fairness.” —Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.206.181.241 (talk) 16:30, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

No, wait, we’re just getting to the good stuff…

No Mention of Wright

This is shameful even for wikipedia standards, not even talking about the fact that he sat and listened 20 years to borderline racist statements and the only thing wikipedia users show fit to say is that he left the church, Reverend Wright is Obama’s personal friend, what would it take to put more about their relationship on his page? Oh wait I know, it would be perfect if it were a white Reverend and he was George W. Bush’s friend, this is cowardly bullshit and blatant favoritism. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Husk3rfan9287 (talk • contribs) 03:51, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

While the policy in A5 (not mentioning “fairly minor issues [that had] no significant legal or mainstream political impact) would seem to keep any mention of Obama’s citizenship controversy out of his article, I don’t think the same can be said for his association with Reverend Wright and the church where he preached. Those had both significant and mainstream impact. Does someone disagree? Lawyer2b (talk) 09:49, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

It’s probably worth somewhere between two words and a sentence, as a matter of proportionality. It currently has a sentence, but in a footnote. If moved back into the main section it should be posed in a way that focuses on the relationship to Obama, and his decision to leave the church in light of the controversy, as opposed to focusing on Wright himself or the relatively modest campaign issue. However, it may be difficult to achieve any kind of consensus for a little while here given the editing issues.Wikidemon (talk) 10:03, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Suggest waiting a couple days for the wnd and drudge trolling to die down and then posting a proposed edit here for consensus discussion. cheers, –guyzero | talk 10:10, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
With the amount of press that this had, including Obama having to address this publicly, there must be some mention in the text itself, perhaps a sentence or two, with a wikilink or a {{main}}/{{see also}} to the proper article. While it should not, and cannot be allowed to take an undue role here, its only mention coming in a footnote smacks of POV hagiography which expressly violated WP:NPOV. — Avi (talk) 12:32, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

I would respectfully recommend three mentions of Wright. First, as Obama’s mentor. Obama himself said so, and Wright’s role in Obama’s person life, as marriage officiator, baptiser and spiritual advisor. Seocnd, “The Audacity of Hope” title comes from a speech from Wright. This should be mentioned. Third, the leaving of Wright’s church because of a swell of controversy. These three points should be understood by the reader. It tells the full arc of Obama and Wright’s relationship. By putting each point in the article in places where it relates, we can avoid POV as none of these ponts directly relate to the views and controversial aspects of Wright and therefore we can avoid making the page about Wright directly. Bytebear (talk) 16:01, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Well if you feel those should be in the article, then you are going to need to find a couple sources to back each of those parts up. The ref’s cannot be World News Daily, Free Republic, Blogs, etc. The ref must pass WP:RS and WP:V and if you are not sure, post it up on the RS/N for a check. Also, the ref’s must exactly say each of those points, nothing can be implied. There cannot be any synthesis or original research. If you can find ref’s that passes all then, post them here and we can discuss the changes. Brothejr (talk) 16:09, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

The tragedy here, is people who are biased toward the left side and don’t know it. As the maligned and slandered World Net Daily points out, members of the “Wikipedia community” have been repeatedly banned for up to three days at a time for their attempts to upload factual information not favorable to His Holiness.

The concern, ostensibly, is to keep what is intended to be a workable encyclopedic resource from becoming a mirror for tabloid trash. Quite the laudable goal. And so, standards are in effect for sourcing. Thou shalt not scribble in what thou hast read from contraband sources until thou art corroborate it from something respectable.

All fine and good. But the letter of the rule has been implemented above its spirit, if the facts being reported aren’t even in dispute. And much of what’s involved in the “eligibility” controversy is beyond dispute. Barack Obama has a Hawaii birth certificate; an electronic reproduction has been provided; the Hawaii Department of Health has confirmed it is genuine; so far as I know (not that I care), an original has not been provided, and you can draw your own conclusions about whether that would be worth mentioning if Obama was a Republican. Or something a few steps less evolved than a radiant media demigod.

My point is, this particular Wikipedia policy invites human bias like a computer power supply invites dustbunnies, while going through the motions of clearing it out. Wikipedia won’t allow any “facts” to creep in if they’re reported from the wrong place. Which facts are those? Mentioning that Obama’s birth certificate is a reproduction and not an original, as reported by World Net Daily, is a completely different thing from mentioning, let’s say, that Obama was actually born in Kenya as reported by World Net Daily.

It’s like reading that someone died in the National Enquirer. All fine and good if you don’t respect the name of the Enquirer; but the dude’s dead, or else he isn’t. It’s not reasonable to take the position “as far as I’m concerned, he’s just as alive as you or me until I see his obituary somewhere else.”

This is not a trifling complaint on my part, I don’t think. Even with all the noise from last year, there are still some people who don’t know that much about Barack Obama; no, they aren’t from Mars, and they haven’t been living in caves, they simply have other things to think about on a daily basis. It seems if they hear the names “Barack Obama” and “Jeremiah Wright” in juxtaposition with each other in the same sentence, and wonder what’s going on with that, they ought to be able to bring it up on Wikipedia and make their own decisions based on the facts. The facts…once they have ’em. That is, as I understand it, in keeping with the online encyclopedia’s primary mission.

The Wiki editors should realize this, and act on it, on their own…or at least after some of the complaints, above. The very most benign explanation available to me, as far as why they don’t, would be: They’re worried about appearances. Suppose they publish the pertinent and verifiable facts about the birth certificate controversy. Someone reading, decides there’s something to this, and launches a new wave of legal challenge. History then records President Obama had to battle a second outcry, a second hubbub, about the birth-in-Hawaii thing thanks to a lawsuit started by Hoozeewhatzit Whatzisface, who had read about the issue in Wikipedia. Unacceptable. And so Wikipedia opts to present no information at all, as opposed to presenting information that could cause…problems.

That’s a case of confusing the mission of being a valuable and impartial online resource, with looking like one. Aw, but it’s a little worse than that — it must be a case of being proud to make that kind of Faustian exchange, because this is a featured article…remember?

But I don’t put too much stock in my “benign motive” theory. I think what we’re seeing on Wiki, is exactly what we encountered over on FARK. The human ego getting in the way of admitting that maybe, just maybe, a mistake might have been made — even though the majority made it, the majority was enthused about making it, and the majority was loud when it made it. Humility gets the message pondered, but pride leaps in to stop it from being soaked up.

Not too troubling to see it going on in an online frat house like FARK. Over there, it’s expected. It’s a little bit disconcerting to see it happening in the online library, across the campus, that is Wikipedia.

One More Snippet on the Limbaugh Obama Thing

Monday, March 9th, 2009

…and, really, in spite of all the talking and kibitzing on both sides, it really just comes down to this.

Is it possible to make liberal ideas look good, without misrepresenting something?

Perfect Storm

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Victor Davis Hanson, on why Wall Street isn’t feeling the hope:

1) The proverbial Wall Street capitalists believe that, with new federal income tax rates, the removal of FICA ceilings, increases in capital gains rates, decreases in deductions, and simultaneous tax raises, not only will Obama remove incentives for innovation and productivity, but that he does not seem to care about—or perhaps appreciate—he consequences?

2) On the spending side, investors see too many subsidies and entitlements that may Europeanize the populace and erode incentives, while creating so much debt that in the next decade, should interest rates rise, the federal budget will be consumed with servicing borrowing and entitlement obligations. A redistributive economy in which government ensures an equality of result is Wall Street’s worst nightmare. Debt can only be paid back by floating more foreign debt, issuing more US bonds at home, raising taxes, or printing money—all bad options in the mind of the investor.

3) Too many are beginning to think Obama is, well, a naïf—and hence dangerous. He chest-thumps speeches Geithner cannot deliver. He says we are near the Great Depression—but then, after the stimulus package passes, suddenly hypes future growth rates to suggest that we will be out a recession, soon after all? Add in all the talk of high-tax, Al-Gorist cap-in-trade, wind and solar, socialized medicine in the midst of a financial crisis, and at best Obama comes across as confused and herky-jerky, and at worse, clueless on the economy—as if a Chicago organizer is organizing a multi-trillion-dollar economy. Talking about ‘gyrations’ and confusion about profits and earnings, and offering ad hoc advice about investing do not restore authority.

`4) Given the amount of debt the US is incurring (and the decades needed to pay it off), given the loose talk about the ‘rich’, and given the rumors about nationalization, investors are unsure whether the United States will remain a safe haven for investment, or even offer a climate for profit-making, since it would either be taxed to the point of seizure, or its beneficiaries would be culturally and socially demonized. Ultimately perhaps some will accept that as the price of doing business in a socialist US, but for now it creates doubt. This is not a defense of Wall Street (a year ago Richard Fuld and Robert Rubin were our Zeuses on Olympus who strutted like gods), simply a warning that we are going from excess to stasis, and the cure will be as bad as or worse than the disease.

5) Uncertainty. Who is now our Commerce Secretary? Which cowards is the Attorney General talking about? What did Geithner mean about pernicious oil and gas companies? What is with this Solis, and card check? How hard is it to ensure a Richardson or Daschle is clean? In other words, market watchers see after five weeks chaos, and think there is no sure and steady paradigm in which they can make careful business decisions and anticipate with some surety future risk.

So the perfect storm forms, and millions of individuals come to millions of identical conclusions: “Cut your losses with these guys, and get your cash out before it gets worse” rather than “Wow, what bargains! I gotta get in before the window of profit opportunity closes.”

It’s scary how much sense it makes.

I wonder what the other side’s take on it is. I’m perceiving, rightly or wrongly but I think rightly, that there is a point of agreement among persons of all ideological tints and shades that there was a serious downward slide in the third quarter of ’08 that continues today. “On George W. Bush’s watch.”

Well, I’m certainly not flush with biases favorable to The Chosen One. But to a more objective mindset, even, it seems to me when you overlay His prospects of winning the election last year, with what the market was doing, the evidence is damning. Let’s see, He had this long knock-down drag-out with Hillary…the bottom fell out sometime shortly after that whole thing was resolved. There may have been a brief spell of semi-serious doubt from Palin-mania, but perhaps the Palin-mania took root only with the dedicated knuckle-dragging barbeque-breath bitter people clinging to their guns and Bibles, like me. At any rate, Charlie Gibson and Katie Couric did their level best to put the kibosh on it, and they succeeded in short order.

Obama came to enjoy a virtual lock on the presidency, at just about exactly the time the market tanked. If you want to get pinpoint-precise about it, I seem to recall a major avalanche about a third of the way or halfway through October — right about the time word was getting around about what He told Joe the Plumber about “spreading the wealth around.” What does VDH’s Point #2 say up there? “A redistributive economy in which government ensures an equality of result is Wall Street’s worst nightmare.”

Game, set, match. Now, is there a way out of this tailspin, other than impeachment? Because somehow, I have my doubts that a President Biden or President Pelosi will succeed in reversing the trend.

Year of the Meme

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

I have been thinking — along with, I suspect, everyone who lives in this society, has a working brain, and tends to think about things — about this word Dr. Dawkins invented, “meme” (n.). I pretty much have to. This is The Year of the Meme.

The word meme originated in Dawkins’ 1976 book The Selfish Gene. To emphasize commonality with genes, Dawkins coined the term “meme” by shortening “mimeme”, which derives from the Greek word mimema (something imitated). Dawkins wrote that evolution depended not on the particular chemical basis of genetics, but only on the existence of a self-replicating unit of transmission — in the case of biological evolution, the gene. For Dawkins, the meme exemplified another self-replicating unit with significance in explaining human behavior and cultural evolution.

And the Meme of the Year, what could rightfully be called The Meme That Changed History, is, of course…

Barack Obama is so awesome, There Is Just Something About Him.

We decided an election that way. It’s turning out to be such a dreadful mistake that I’d like to take these bets I made on Obama being a one-termer, and double the stakes. Of course I’ll win; those of us who needed to learn the lesson about Deciding By Meme, will learn it, and then a dozen years afterward they’ll forget it again.

That “Obama is awesome” is a meme at all, is a direct testament to its inherent dishonesty. A meme works like a rapid chain-reaction. That’s why the word wasn’t invented in the olden days, when footsore weary travelers would gather in ale pubs and share bits of news with the townsfolk about what was going on. The phenomenon needed rapid-working mass-communication. It needed convenient, spontaneous, instantaneous information-sharing among people who didn’t know each other and were meeting under such casual circumstances that they knew nothing about each other and had no inclination to learn.

In the days in which horses were used as a primary means of transportation, and the telegraph was used as a primary means of long-distance communication, candidates showed off how incredibly awesome they were by something called the “whistle stop.” If word got around about that at all, it got around not so much by chain reaction, but by…tendril. There was an impenetrable, insurmountable and opaque barrier between those who’d personally seen the guy speak, and those who were speaking as a second-person.

At least that’s what I’d like to think, anyhow. My grandparents and great-grandparents would have dropped that into the dinner-table conversation about how awesome the candidate was — “I was in Kansas City and he spoke from his boxcar,” or, “I heard from my cousin in Poughkeepsie, who saw him, but I wasn’t there personally.” They’d take the initiative to establish this critical distinction. Maybe they did that. I know that isn’t how it’s done now.

No, now we have radios, television, bulletin boards, blogs, Myspace/Facebook pages, Twitter accounts, et al. We’ve lost that crucial dividing line between people we’ve met, and people met by other people we’ve met. We “know” everybody. And it cuts both ways; people who’ve never met Sarah Palin “know” she’s a dumbass and get testy when you point out maybe they don’t really know that. They get even testier when you point out, hey, maybe they don’t know for sure there’s something wonderful in the ether that surrounds Saint Barry.

An important part of the reason this wonderfulness of Obama was spread by chain-reaction, rather than by the more honest snaking-tendril, was because of need.

So desperate were the democrats for someone who could “communicate the message,” after John Kerry’s defeat four years ago, that as they got the word out about Obama’s wonderfulness, it really didn’t matter worth a tinker’s damn whether they’d observed this wonderfulness first-hand or not. This was not reflective of, or causative of, the age in which we live. It was metaphorical of it. Ideas that may or may not make sense, but sound neato, echo and reverberate; ideas that make sense but aren’t that much fun, die on the vine. Obama, the man with all the ideas, seeking ideas on economics from a company that doesn’t make any money in the United States but is mega-awesome just like Him. Gee, way out here on the planet of “Does It Make Sense?” I was under the impression Obama’s strong suit was that He had the ideas we needed. This is a major turning point, a major upset, a major cause for re-thinking, if His idea is to go out and look for ideas.

Perhaps this is why the buyers’ remorse has taken hold…and is growing.

I’ve reminded you before of NYTimes’ columnist David Brooks’ boneheaded Ivy League ejaculations about the Obama administration.

Now, the once-enamored Kool-Aid drinker admits his cult leader is not the man he knew:

Those of us who consider ourselves moderates are forced to confront the reality that Barack Obama is not who we thought he was.

What an unbelievable waste of time and real estate is David Brooks. It’s profane.

Which is why Robert Stacy McCain’s expletive-filled smackdown is the only appropriate and satisfying response.

Ah, but Brooks speaks for many. He was fooled into thinking Obama was an acceptable moderate: “…his actions betray a transformational liberalism that should put every centrist on notice.” Bull doots. The election was decided by meme, and every one of these fools was deciding by meme. Anyone who filtered out the happy-happy-joy-joy nonsense, and concentrated only on the ideas presented, saw immediately that Obama was a hardcore liberal. It was obvious.

Washington’s full of liberals. They’re all campaigning to be something bigger tomorrow than they are today. So don’t blame Obama, and don’t blame the meme. Blame people for listening to them. Blame people for deciding things by meme. Nobody needs to be educated that this is the wrong way to go…do they? What if a warehouse retail store has crappy service but wonderful P.R.? What if a brand of charcoal has slick advertising but doesn’t light? Do people keep buying it? No they don’t.

What if a real estate agent dresses all snappy, but says things that don’t make any sense?

Then one day it comes time to decide something not-so-personal…to elect the President who will impact my life too — and oh goodness, all the necessity for engaging these sound decision-making processes, just goes out the window. All of a sudden, a guy who talks like Walter Cronkite but doesn’t look like Cronkite, why, that’s all it takes.

Thanks a heap, folks. Thanks loads.

Time to face up and admit things: Obama is mega-mega-awesome. He can sell the refrigerator to the polar bear. That, I’m afraid, was not what we needed, because we’re the polar bears. In fact, it’s a much worse situation than that. Obama is the guy who can sell a high-powered hairdryer to the snowman, and the country is the snowman.

Smitten

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

I’m tired, tired, tired of the negative crap about Obama. But there’s very little else to which to link, other than maybe an occasional beer commercial — some ninety percent of what’s on the innerwebs today, is either “I told you so” from people like me who never liked Obama, or “Omigawd what the f*** was I thinking?” from the folks who were supposed to be so much smarter than us, like Paul Krugman.

That’s ninety percent of what’s out there. All toxic sludge.

Time to tap into the other ten. Via Twisted Spinster, “My Crush on Michelle Obama“. Get your puke-bucket ready; but you knew that already, from the title, right?

I think I am developing a crush on America’s first lady. Michelle Obama is more compelling than her husband. He’s good, but she’s utterly fascinating.

Mrs. Obama has blown away the stale air in a White House musty from eight years of the Bushes. It’s like the sun came out and a fresh spring breeze began wafting through the open windows.

It’s the people’s house, and Michelle Obama totally gets it. So much so that she has taken to inviting people in from the streets to see her home. Nice touch — one completely lacking in her recent predecessors.

He even managed to slip in one of my least favorite words. Hittin’ all the stops, tonight, Mr. Cafferty is. That’s a real work of art in its own way, Jack.

It goes downhill from there, folks. Grab the Dramamine; wolf ’em down.

Rance! II

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Nobody reads this blog…and perhaps that is because when we have recurring blog titles, we increment them using roman numerals. Now, I don’t know how this particular one is going to work out over the long term, but over the short term I think it’s going to “recur” leaps-and-bounds over all the other recurring headlines we have around here.

“Rance” means rants. About our current government. Our current government headed by Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. The rance, they are just popping up like daisies.

Most aren’t worth linking or quoting. They just say the same crapola over and over again.

Some are worthy of linkage and quotage because of their currency.

Some are worthy because of their quality.

This one…falls into the third of those three. And it isn’t even a homegrown product. It is imported from Canada, which is America’s Hat. Yup, it’s not all nanny-state nonsense, hockey and crappy beer. Someone up there gets it. In fact, it pains me to say this, but I wish…oh…thirty percent of the yankees had the common sense the Good Lord gave this eloquent canuck.

Prime material. Prime. I wish I could write like this. Every single word seems to have been plucked from the thesaurus after a long, perhaps-tortured, but still-rational and productive discourse, perhaps involving a vast audience of great minds debating all night, Athenian-style. This is less an anti-Obama “Rance!” entry than a study in just-plain-remarkable writing.

A young student friend e-mailed me on Tuesday night.

“Have locked myself in my room because the place is full of little idiots — who cannot spell Barack Obama’s name and could not name one of his foreign or domestic policies — running around screaming obscenities about George Bush, conservatives and how Sarah Palin is a bitch. I love democracy!”

Even so, the people spoke. A victory for the hysterical Oprah Winfrey, the mad racist preacher Jeremiah Wright, the mainstream media who abandoned any sense of objectivity long ago, Europeans who despise America largely because they depend on her, comics who claim to be dangerous and fearless but would not dare attack genuinely powerful special interest groups. A victory for Obama-worshipers everywhere.

A victory for the cult of the cult. A man who has done little with his life but has written about his achievements as if he had found the cure for cancer in between winning a marathon and building a nuclear reactor with his teeth. Victory for style over substance, hyperbole over history, rabble-raising over reality.

A victory for Hollywood, the most dysfunctional community in the world. Victory for Streisand, Spielberg, Soros and Sarandon.

Victory for those who prefer welfare to will and interference to independence. For those who settle for group think and herd mentality rather than those who fight for individual initiative and the right to be out of step with meagre political fashion.

Victory for a man who is no friend of freedom. He and his people have already stated that media has to be controlled so as to be balanced, without realizing the extraordinary irony within that statement. Like most liberal zealots, the Obama worshippers constantly speak of Fox and Limbaugh, when the vast bulk of television stations and newspapers are drastically liberal and anti-conservative.

Senior Democrat Chuck Schumer said that just as pornography should be censored, so should talk radio. In other words, one of the few free and open means of popular expression may well be cornered and beaten by bullies who even in triumph cannot tolerate any criticism and opposition.

WEAK TOWARD ENEMIES

A victory for those who believe the state is better qualified to raise children than the family, for those who prefer teachers’ unions to teaching and for those who are naively convinced that if the West is sufficiently weak towards its enemies, war and terror will dissolve as quickly as the tears on the face of a leftist celebrity.

A victory for social democracy even after most of Europe has come to the painful conclusion that social democracy leads to mediocrity, failure, unemployment, inflation, higher taxes and economic stagnation. A victory for intrusive lawyers, banal sentimentalists, social extremists and urban snobs.

Also a defeat for one of the weakest presidential candidates in living memory.

Why would anyone vote for a man who seemed incapable of outlining his policies and instead repeatedly emphasized a noble but, if we are candid, largely irrelevant war record?

He was joined by a woman who was defended so vehemently by her supporters when it was cuttingly evident that she is years away from being, and perhaps never will be, a serious candidate for senior national office.

Most of all it was a terrible defeat for democracy and the United States. A politician of nothing defeated a nothing politician and a credulous electorate screamed in adoration. I fear we will all suffer very much indeed.

Speaking of ancient-Greek discourses about the use of individual words…fifty-fifty odds on someone commenting on the “racist” characteristics of the word canuck. Don’t bother, folks. I looked it up. It’s only 2009, and we aren’t yet so politically correct that I can’t pay a stinking compliment to a canuck on the pages of a private freakin’ blog. Get a life.

Rance!

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

I’m going to have to make this a regular feature…which is going to make it as boring as hell, to everyone, myself included. But it’s gotta be done. Might as well spice things up by spelling it wrong.

Daphne:

We pay our mortgage and debts, live within our means and try to save responsibly for our future needs. We provide health coverage, food, housing and clothes for our children without assistance. We pay our taxes and fees in full and on time, never dreaming to ask any agency we fund for a handout or exception. My husband keeps tens of people fully employed, at high pay, by his hard efforts. We volunteer our time and money to worthy causes. Our bill to the city, state and feds well exceeds the poverty line for a family of four. Why are we suffering the price for everyone else’s mistakes? We haven’t made any.

I am unapologetically conservative. I don’t believe another man has any right to the fruits of my labor. I do not believe that I am beholden, on any terms, to provide for another man’s housing, food, children, medical care, education or the thousand other items on the endless list of needs demanded of my money in the name of social responsibility. I have an obligation to abide by the law and be a productive citizen who honors his own responsibilities, the state does not have the right to mandate that I bailout its negligent mistakes or support its unproductive members. I don’t owe your destitute grandma or ill conceived child a damn dime. My children certainly shouldn’t be expected to pay for current lawmakers ignorant legislative blunders or Joe Blow’s lackadaisical take on mortgage payments or unaffordable procreation.

Save me the arguments that my money funds the betterment of society. It obviously doesn’t when 1 in 30 of our citizens are in the criminal justice system, as much as forty percent of our high schoolers drop out before graduation, a scandalous number of non-performing public schools, warehousing ignorant children, are still in existence and we have up to 70% out of wedlock birth rates standing alongside the total disintegration of normal family units in significant segments of society. My money hasn’t done diddley shit for the generations of shiftless idiots unable to carry their own water, except exacerbate the growth of disgustingly useless government programs that induced these ills to epidemic heights.

The ranting turns toward the Republicans, with a rant found at Right Coast by Tom Smith, against Chairman Michael Steele. Like Daphne above, Mr. Smith speaks for me…

The left wing of the Democratic Party is in power now and it looks like they will pass their budget and their agenda for the next year or two or four. There’s every reason to think it will be a disaster for the country. It’s not looking so great so far and the disaster may arrive ahead of schedule. I’d say there’s a nontrivial chance the country will be irreparably harmed by our American mid-life crisis. It’s going to suck, big time. All Republicans can do is be the party that says, this is a bad idea and we should return to what we really believe in. We should wear the label the Party of No as a badge of honor. No to higher taxes. No to soaking the rich. No to nationalizing health care. No to abadoning Israel (just wait — that’s coming). There will be a lot to say no to. No to tyranny. This whole country is founded on a No.

I love that last line. It’s true. We say “yes” when we imagine what we can do. We do not have a tradition of saying “yes” when others tell us what to do. There are enough other countries that can carry on that tradition.

The best for last: Melissa lets the moderates have it with both barrels. These are the folks who were not fainting at Obama rallies, holding Him aloft like some kind of rock star or movie actor, wanting “to be a part of this thing”…they had nothing to say, nothing at all. They just didn’t want to take a stand, and by standing in the middle of the road hoped to be thought-of as super-duper smart. They figured voting for The Holy One was just the thing everyone was doing last fall, so they want-along to get along.

May your chains rest lightly on you and may posterity forget you were our countrymen…

Moderates, as usual, are stupid. They play along with the administration’s games. They’re useful dupes. Rather than help shape an alternative argument, they trash the people who pay attention. Independents and moderates don’t pay attention–they hope for a middle, gentle, “nice” way. That way lead to the Obama administration to begin with.

Have you written your postcard to let Congress and the administration know your feelings? You don’t even need to leave the house…or the computer you’re using right this very second. One click away. Do it, do it, do it.

I just did…

People working hard to succeed, are being made to fail through taxes and government-sponsored debt.

People who bought more house than they can afford, are being given a perverse “guarantee” from that government that they can stay where they are.

So people who don’t try, are set up to succeed, and people who do try, are set up to fail.

Our President, who’s supposed to be the best ever, is blowing unprecedented amounts of money while telling us we must not burden our children with “a debt they cannot pay.” He’s telling us, when you’re out of money and neck-deep in debt from spending money you do not have, the thing to do is to spend it a whole lot faster. Congress seems to be in agreement.

The Dow is tumbling down like a lawn dart. It can’t be reasonably expected to do anything else.

Our President sees this and comments on how good he is at his job. I suppose, if you define that job just “right,” it must be true.

This is the delivery of what, half a year ago, I was told was “hope.”

It truly is an upside-down world.

Hope Won?

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

You Can’t Be My BFF Anymore

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

As I sail into an Obama-free weekend…one last thing. Because this really made me kind of chuckle. It’s a comment left over on Gerard’s blog from one Mike NTH.

This is trite, but the press crush on Obama is like the crushes teenage girls have, and they don’t realize that everyone else around them is sick and tired about hearing how awesome ‘Jason’ (or Jeremy, or David, whatever) is.

And then someone will tell the press they are tired of hearing about the crush.
And then the teen-queen media will go into a hissy fit about how ‘jealous’ the detractor is.
And the detractor will say they aren’t jealous, just tired of hearing about him every day.
And the teen-queen will say how they aren’t ‘BFF’ anymore.
And the detractor will say ‘fine’.

And two weeks later the crush will be over.
And in three weeks the teen-queeen will be telling the detractor what a pig ‘Jason’ (or Jeremy, or David, or whatever) is.

And the cycle will begin.

N.B.: I substitute taught for four and a half years and also worked in a youth camp. I have heard this drill before.

It brought a smile to my face because, believe it or not, I’ve seen men in their mid-thirties go through this kind of cycle. More than once on the stupid little merry-go-round. And, as our society becomes softer and softer, I’m reasonably sure the containment mechanism that confines this behavior to the pre-teen female set, will deteriorate further.

Seventy years ago men just barely old enough to drink were dropping bombs on Germany. Now they snark at each other about Obama’s awesomeness, and how you can’t be my BFF anymore.

There’s hope somewhere, right?

I Made a New Word XXV

Friday, February 27th, 2009

Bar•a•tio (n.)

Fractional number between zero and one.

The number of people who, back in November, wanted “to be a part of this” and were all filled with “hope,” talking and talking and talking about how they wanted “change”…goes on the bottom.

The number of people now willing to admit that was a mistake, goes on the top. Then you divide. The resulting quotient is your Baratio.

Now approaching one, I daresay.

And here, I learn via a whole bunch of e-mails, is the bumper sticker that captures it very nicely. Wherever the Baratio needed to go in order to make this a viable commercial venture, it would seem…it is now there.

Link behind the pic goes to where you can place an order.