What should I add to this list?

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
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6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
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11. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
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17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

Ah, I have an idea for #41. When you sneak up on a heavily-guarded fortress chock full of bad guys, and one of the bad guys sees you, he’s sure to come after you for a mano-a-mano. He won’t shoot at you unless he’s an incredibly lousy shot with no more than two bullets in his gun, and of course the last thing he’s going to do is turn around and yell “Hey, other bad guys! Come help me! There’s a good guy sneaking past us, over here.”