House of Eratosthenes

Watch this spindly, craven comedian’s gestures and expressions right after he drops the “twat-bomb” at 0:34. Spins around with fake surprise, as if he’s saying: “Yes, I actually said it! Now give me some attention! Yipee!”

I’m with Blogger Friend Rick. How much would you pay to watch this craven fucking coward with his sickening, pleading puppy face and his scrawny little arms, personally meet up with a guy who finished 400 miles of dogsled race with a broken arm (Going Rogue: An American Life, pp. 188-189) whose wife he just called a “twat.”

I’d lay out some big bucks to see that. Certainly a lot more than I’d ever pay to see some lame Bill Maher so-called “comedy” monologue.

And whether they want to admit it or not, so would any Bill Maher fan who absolutely loathes the Palins. Even among that community, the cage match would fetch a premium price, more than the very best of Maher’s material, whatever that is. It’d would be a “National Enquirer” situation, nobody admitting to paying for it, but the bottom-line numbers belying the truth.

Am I wrong?

If not, then what’s that say.

Maher is just the sorriest sight I can imagine. Well, maybe I can imagine something else, but I’d have to do a whole lot of thinking to do it, and it just isn’t worth it to me. How much of a sad sack piece of shit is he? Bill Maher might very well have woken up one morning, maybe a week and a half after Sarah Palin became John McCain’s running mate…or maybe a week and a half into Obama’s term…and figured out that not only is Palin qualified to be President, but she’d be more qualified for that office than anyone since Lincoln.

No, it isn’t terribly likely.

Point is, if he did, we wouldn’t know. His schtick is chiseled in granite — it is defined — he cannot drop it and move on to something else. This is his career. It is his life. He needs to keep spewing this crap whether he wants to or not.

He is as pathetic as a fifty year old hooker with seventy year old tits, who never learned to cook and isn’t enough of a looker to wait on tables. Yeah, he’s got people sitting in front of him laughing at his jokes. Who among them is saying “I want my kid to turn out just like Bill Maher”?

Oh but we haven’t even gotten to the really pitiful part, which is this: Once again, something ugly has been dredged up for people to say about Sarah Palin. And once again, it’s something completely made-up…which says something. It says something about her, and it says something about the people who want to criticize her. They don’t live in reality. And they make poor decisions.

Yeah yeah I know what comes next…”C’mon Freeberg, get with it and don’t take things so seriously, it was a joke.” Right. Like I said. Not living in reality. Making decisions, on purpose, based on made-up things that are not true.

Losers. Every last one of them. If they’re allowed to dress themselves in the morning and walk around, they’ve been entrusted with too much responsibility.

As for you Mr. Maher, the classic redneck bumper sticker says it all. Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

I think the last time I called a woman that I was in high school. What’s Maher’s excuse?

Actually to make it a fair fight, I’d pay to see SharahCuda just beat the living crap out’a that shitforbrains. Hell, she’d still have 23 hours 59 minutes and 45 seconds for whatever else she wanted to do that day.
- tim | 03/22/2011 @ 11:57
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- House of Eratosthenes | 03/23/2011 @ 06:10
Did you hear the “outrage” from NOW (yeah, the feminist hags) over this? (I love how Rush calls them “The NAG Gang”…the National Association of Gals)

Their spokeswoman chastised Maher over his use of that word…then went on to reassure everyone they weren’t “defending” Palin or in any way associating themselves with her views. After all, they explained, she’s still one of those big bad eeeeevil conservatives who wants to infringe upon women’s “reproductive rights” (i.e. abortion on demand) and otherwise turn back the clock 50 years on their movement.

But they just wanted everyone to know, for the record, that it’s not cool to call anyone that word.

They went on to say that us evil cons had no standing to chastise anyone in like manner because they’d been defending women so much longer than us on the Right, see, and nobody had ever heard from us on the subject prior to August 2008 when Palin got the VP nomination, and we didn’t care about anything female before that, where were we when so-and-so was under assault by the patriarchy. And so therefore that makes us conservatives a gaggle of hypocrites

Naturally, I wanted to say two things to these useless hags:

1) We’ve been standing up for equality as long as you have and then some. By today’s standards, Susan B Anthony and feminists of her day would be Republicans. Where were *you* when Margaret Thatcher was getting the third degree from critics back in the 80s? You’re as bad as the deafening silence from the NAACP when Clarence Thomas was being called names you can’t print in a family newspaper.

2) You miserable, worthless hags lost all credibility when you didn’t stand up for all those women Clinton used and abused back in the 1990s. Just like, after nominating Maximum Leader Zero, your entire end of the spectrum has lost all credibility on declaring who is and is not “qualified” to serve as president. (Another bromide we seem to hear a lot about Palin, actually.)
- cylarz | 03/24/2011 @ 00:04

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