Archive for March, 2010

Best Sentence LXXXVI

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

I’m bestowing the eighty-sixth BSIHORL (Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately) award upon Prof. Thomas Sowell, not just because the sentence is good, but because it is important in this day and age. In an interview with Investor’s Business Daily, he is asked to define intellectuals. Much of the interview would later be spent making the same points we saw during John Hawkins’ interview. But defining the word, as is often the case with defining-of-words, is an ingenious and eye-opening approach:

I define intellectuals as persons whose occupations begin and end with ideas. I distinguish between intellectuals and other people who may have ideas but whose ideas end up producing some good or service, something that whether it’s working or not working can be determined by third parties.

With intellectuals, one of the crucial factors is their work is largely judged by peer consensus, so it doesn’t matter if their ideas work in the real world. [emphasis mine]

The “peer consensus,” of course, is a cosmetic substitute for the third parties. If it were my quote, I would change third parties to “stakeholders,” or something less awkward and more precise than that. Owners of the situation that is subject to influence by the merits of the idea.

The ideas are ideas outside of practice. “Properly maintaining your automobile has been found to be beneficial toward gas mileage as well as vehicle life” is an idea. But it is a practical idea, one validated by real-life events, and outside the scope of what Dr. Sowell means, I think. We are awash in intellectuals peddling ideas that do not and cannot contain the words “has been shown to.” “Is good for” is a much more common fragment among the intellectuals and their ideas. “A robust, thriving middle class is good for society.” “I just think when you spread the wealth around it’s good for everybody.” “Unplugging your coffee pot is good for the environment.”

The other minor itch left unscratched by the Sowell definition, I would say, is the intellectual mindset. A lot of us non-intellectuals have ideas and our ideas are also full of “ifs,” “whens” and “woulds.” But when we have these ideas we have some curiosity about whether it would really work, and if so, then what bits of it would have to be refined. We are frustrated by the fact that we cannot gauge this until such a time that a prototype or proof-of-concept vehicle has been constructed. And so we feel an urge to build said prototype, and the urge festers if it is not satisfied in some way. We are frustrated that the idea is remaining an idea and nothing more than that.

Intellectuals also want to build their machinery, but “prototype” has nothing to do with it and there is no “proof of concept” about it. The dream, it seems, is the universal scope of influence itself. The frustration is that we have not “made it happen” yet, which means to commit to implementing the idea, non-incrementally, over every available square inch. No crevice or hamlet or valley should escape it. And when that happens, and the data flow back starkly indicating the idea is a crappy one or requires some alteration, the intellectual offers a rather stunning lack of curiosity about this. The criticism is to be marginalized somehow, or else the details are to be left to others.

As long as I’m jotting down my notes about this, there is one other thing I notice: The intellectuals are often subscribers and not originators, nor do they pretend to be originators. President Obama, for example, does not claim (to my knowledge) to have originated the idea that “when you spread the wealth around it’s good for everybody.” But I’m sure He would be eager to offer His subscription to this idea, as a testament toward His credentials as a brainy intellectual fellow. Ditto for Paul Krugman and Keynesian economics, Eve Ensler and global warming, Christopher Hitchens and not-believing-in-God.

And I would offer these as cherry-on-the-cake, supplemental additions to the definition. Intellectuals are ready to add to their virtual curricula vitae by listing ideas they did not invent, and would not pretend to have invented. If they do invent some kind of an idea, they are disinterested in the prospect of seeing it evaluated by those who would hold a stake in the idea working out well. They do not provide much impetus or motivation for the idea being put into a prototype, and are only interested in discussing the idea insofar as they can be congratulated on having it — not given suggestions on how to improve it.

They’re pretty easy to detect, because their ideas don’t have a lot to do with cost/benefit. With a practical non-intellectual, this is the origin of the idea: “I’m paying a lot of money to do X, how can I get around that.” “I’m spending a lot of time doing X, is there another way.” “These poor saps are having to send their product clear over here and wait for it to come back before they can get started on this other task over there…how can we sever this prerequisite relationship between these tasks, so they can be worked in parallel.”

With the intellectuals, the appeal of the idea is the irony. That is what makes them scary. The idea has to contradict other ideas, which may be presumed to arrive first. Too much of the time, the idea flouts common sense in order to do this. That would be okay, if the intellectuals possessed the same drive to have the idea validated in the plane of reality that the rest of us do with our ideas.

But, as has been explained above, they do not.

Ebert’s Folly

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

I was reading this and midway through I had a thought. The one thing that provoked the thought was somewhere in here:

Over the last few weeks, [film critic Roger] Ebert has used his busy Twitter page to give the tea party belittling nicknames, predict it will quickly fade and opine that “a loud movement is not the same as a mass movement.”

“I write about the TeePees because it’s so sad how they’ve been manipulated to oppose their own best interests,” Ebert said in an e-mail, using his latest epithet for the tea party followers. “I am a liberal.”

And Andrew Brietbart came along and gave voice to this thought.

Andrew Breitbart, publisher of several influential conservative blogs including Big Hollywood, defends Ebert the new-media user while attacking Ebert the political thinker. Breitbart says that Ebert’s Twitter posts reveal a patronizing view of tea party adherents that serves as a “caricature of the liberal mind-set” and that the critic brims with “raw contempt for Middle America.”

That’s why when liberals create or take over a political party and give it a name, they choose the name “democrats.” The word comes from the Latin (oops, forgot to read my hand notes) Greek democratia, meaning “rule of the people.” Free and open participation, by everybody.

When they open their mouths, or in Ebert’s case twit their tweets, just about everything they have to do & say is concerned with selecting who is to participate.

“Don’t pay any attention to those people, over there. They are not part of the everyone I have in mind.”

This is the most stark and simple insight you’ll ever gain about what a modern-age democrat really is. (I really don’t know, nor do I care, whether Ebert himself is registered with the party.) They are advocates who labor tirelessly, demanding this-or-that issue is to be placed on the scale of democracy. And then they insist on placing their thumb on it. We have to listen to “everybody,” but then we have to look to them to define “everybody.” They’re constantly picking & choosing who is supposed to be left out.

Update: All those who demand evidence to support the above, feast your eyes.

And this is no anomaly by any means. “Listen to me, don’t listen to those people over there, I’m part of ‘everybody’ and they are not.”

Hat tip to Another Black Conservative.

Reality Check For Speaker Nan

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Politico. What is it with these democrats who set out trying to screw things up, fail miserably at it, and then give themselves high marks?

Asked this weekend to grade her performance as speaker, Nancy Pelosi gave herself an “A for effort.”

But Pelosi knows that the real test is still to come.

Pelosi is inarguably one of the strongest speakers in modern history — an authoritarian figure in an era of centralized power in the House. But the coming months are a make-or-break period for her, a brutal reality check of her ability to manage all aspects of her job — consensus-building, agenda-setting, vote-counting, fundraising and campaigning.

Now in her fourth year as speaker and eighth overall as the top Democrat in the House, Pelosi has never faced such a daunting set of challenges:

Health care: Pelosi and other top House Democrats say publicly that they have the votes to push through a comprehensive package, but privately, they know they don’t. Pelosi must balance the diverging interests of her own members while simultaneously satisfying Senate Democrats and working with President Barack Obama and his chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, a former House colleague with whom she has an uneasy relationship.

The voters: The electoral winds that were at Pelosi’s back in the past two cycles thanks to having George W. Bush in the White House are blowing this year in Democrats’ faces. Prognosticators both inside and outside the party are laying odds on an outcome that seemed unthinkable just a few months ago: a GOP takeover of the House.

Democratic infighting: The factions that make up the House Democratic majority, from the conservative Blue Dog Coalition to the liberal Progressive Caucus, are increasingly willing to fight for their own priorities at the risk of party unity. That dynamic was evident last week when a simple $15 billion jobs bill was punted from the floor schedule over a series of Goldilocks-like objections about too little spending, too much spending and misdirected spending.

Strong. Authoritiarian. You’ll notice, in that third paragraph in which the story tries to offer balance between both sides and shower its meaningless platitudes, a certain adjective was missing in action: Influential.

Influential, as in: Things were going to go this way, but Nancy Pelosi did X and because of that things went this other way. She made a huge difference.

It is the one quality democrats admire most. And yet, currently, all the folks they consider to be wonderful leaders and huge big household names, have been offered opportunity after opportunity after opportunity to demonstrate they have this.

So far, in that one half-term “Quitter” Palin pulled up in our union’s largest state, she beats ’em all. Seriously. Go on, fill in the sentence: “This was going to happen, but Obama did X and that other thing happened instead.” And then repeat the exercise after substituting Pelosi’s name. Then Hillary Clinton’s. Joe Biden’s. Fill in something.

Out of the whole sorry lot of ’em, living and dead, all I can think of is “Mary Jo Kopechne was going to die an old woman, warm and safe in her bed, but Ted Kennedy…”

American Reliance on Government at an All-Time High

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Shocking statistic from the Washington Times.

The so-called “Great Recession” has left Americans depending on the government dole like never before.

Without record levels of welfare, unemployment and other government benefits as well as tax cuts last year, the income of U.S. households would have plunged by an astonishing $723 billion — more than four times the record $167 billion drop reported last month by the Commerce Department.

Moreover, for the first time since the Great Depression, Americans took more aid from the government than they paid in taxes. [emphasis mine]

I say let’s come up with a name for this. Something like “tax-aid deficit.” Talk about it morning, noon and night…put it on Fox News and let Keith Olbermann and the gang get just as mad about it as they want to get.

Stand all that talk about “Bush gave us the worst economy since the Great Depression” right on its head.

Liberals, after all, are most entertaining when they’re getting all pissed off at you for measuring something, and paying attention to it. So much fun to watch. They know they have to stop you, but they just don’t know what to say about it. And…for just a few minutes at a time…you get to treat excessive reliance, by one human being on another, to the point of dysfunction of both of them…as a bad thing.

The country can certainly use a whole lot more of that. When people depend on each other too much, it means the dependent and the dependee both end up living less life. And it’s called “co-dependence.” Really easy to get going, really hard to stop once it gets going.

Obama has done absolutely nothing to stop any of it. And for a quarter century or thereabouts, our society has done damn little to stigmatize against it — even while it’s been stigmatizing just about everything else.

Tax-aid deficit. Yes. Me likey. Publish it every single quarter, I say, and start putting the heat on.

Wusband and Hife

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Cassy found something.

My comments speak for themselves.

Think I’m a-gonna barf here.

Health Care Legislation Made Simple

Monday, March 1st, 2010

George Will, who is so smart that he is opposed to Sarah Palin even though he agrees with all her positions, puts it in terms that even a liberal can understand:

Ever catch a raccoon digging around in your trash? With a flashlight? You know that one-second pause where he looks at you with that “oh shit” expression before he bolts outta there?

That’s Paulie.

Now, why do people, anywhere, think government is going to give them choices? Last night we had dinner with a couple — I used to work with one of them on a government contract — and they were admiring my Android. One of them made the comment that, of course, working on government contracts he’d have to get a Blackberry or else resign himself to hauling around two phones. Indeed he would. Government means “you have to do it like T-H-I-S. Just because.”

I’ve come to view that word exactly that way. Why doesn’t everyone? “Of course, you have to do it XXXXX way or you have to get a XXXXX brand…because of our contracts.”

There is choice, and then there is government.

American Optimism Based on People not Politicians

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Terry Paulson, writing at Townhall:

The basic assumption in Washington seems to be that politicians must do something—pass a bill, add a new regulation or create a new entitlement—in order for America to get better. President Obama agonizes, “I spend every waking hour, when I’m talking to my economic team, about how we are going to put people back to work.”

What if government leaving people alone is better than doing something that just makes matters worse? What if letting Americans be free to handle their own problems and earn their own rewards is better than watching government politicians micromanage something they know nothing about?

Congress recently passed legislation to fine airlines for leaving people on runways too long, only to find that now airlines prematurely cancel more flights in the face of pending bad weather to avoid possible fines. Cancelations leave more flyers stranded with no plane to fly in. Congress “cares” enough to make matters worse.

Give me a “Do Nothing…Get Out of the Way” Congress!

This used to be a mainstream idea. It’s been repeatedly proven right, and after being repeatedly proven right it has — somehow — become, in 2010, a not-quite-so-mainstream idea. Somehow, if there’s a building on fire Congress is the only fire engine in town with a working hose.

But this includes out wretched financial shape too. We’re seriously upside down, debt is completely out of control and Congress will…will…will pass a new program or two that will fix it?

Things are about to get seriously cockeyed and gunneybags, or a government program is going to do what no government program in the history of the republic has ever before done. There is no in-between.

Using all your firing synapses, Dear Reader, which one do you think is about to happen?

Philosophy of Hyposcrisy

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Victor Davis Hanson, in top form:

John McCain was damned for picking Sarah Palin who had not finished her first term as governor, and had previously only been elected to local political offices and served on a state commission.

Her middle American ‘you betcha’ twang, NASCAR persona, good looks, and occasional deer-in-the-headlines interviews with hostile anchor people, coupled with the kids, conservative creed, Christianity, and 19th century husband, sickened—there is no other word for it— the DC-New York punditocracy. Yes, they concluded, she really was from Wasilla. Yuk.

So we got everything in the media from the maverick McCain suddenly as cynical sell-out who settled for third-best, to Palin, the clueless Alaskan yokel.

In contrast, to this day, there is no in-depth analysis of Kerry’s disastrous pick of the first-term, uninformed Senator Edwards as his VP choice in 2004. And it took the National Enquirer to inform us of his later conspiratorial lying and bribery involving his illegitimate child—sordid facts apparently well known to—and hushed up by—the mainstream media. Remember, later presidential candidate Edwards was not just inexperienced, but as a confessed wonk, did not open a book. He was the owner of a mansion who preached about “two-nations” inequality, and he alternately used and humiliated his alternately heroic and conniving cancer-stricken spouse.

He’s asking why we tolerate such double-standards. I’ve been wondering this for awhile, so it’s good he came up with some answers.

Best Tech Guy Caller Ever

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Wireless extender.

Hat tip to Melissa, via Hot Air.