Let’s Go Back To Lautenberg
The country is split exactly down the middle on this issue. The vast majority of Americans have one position, and our loudmouthed liberals have another.
Are we ready to (to coin a phrase) “move on” from election day and think about pumpkin pie filling, corn meal, turkeys, stuffing, and parades?
No, screach the liberals. They were disappointed, you see, on the evening of November 2 when they found out the exit polling data was not all it was cracked up to be. As always, their disappointment must translate to evidence that someone’s out to screw ’em. Disappointment can’t ever be a part of life, nosiree. There always has to be an appeal. Republicans, on the other hand…how do they act in the same circumstances? It must be exactly the same way, right? There is absolutely no difference between pinhead liberals and the people I’m told are “right wing” right? We do live in a mirror universe don’t we, and the day Senator Kennedy left Mary Jo Kopechne to drown, a Republican somewhere must have been doing exactly the same thing, right?
Well it turns out we don’t need to leave that to theory.
In 2002, as the mid-term elections were drawing near, Sen. Robert Torricelli of New Jersey was running into serious trouble. His scandals were coming to a head at the same time the campaign was reaching a climax, and it became clear he didn’t have the political capital to win re-election. Possibly at someone’s suggestion, he withdrew from the race and Frank Lautenberg took his place as the Democratic candidate.
A Cato news release from that time period captures the essence of what happened next: Lautenberg’s placement on the ballot conflicted squarely with New Jersey law. Thou shalt replace thy candidate 51 days prior to the election, and no less, says the law. The Torricelli/Lautenberg switch came 35 days prior. Hmmm…if you live on earth and breathe oxygen and carry red blood in your veins, like I do, this doesn’t seem “nuanced” at all. Thirty-five and fifty-one. One of those numbers is less than the other one. One would think that’s pretty cut and dry.
But one would be wrong. The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled in effect that the people of New Jersey had a constitutional right to a Republican candidate and a Democratic candidate. The right to a two-party ballot, not mentioned in the law, trumped the rule about 51 days, which was explicitly mentioned. Unless you flunked math in the first grade and didn’t re-take the test since, you’d have to agree the Republicans were screwed.
Democrats say they are screwed now. Look how different those exit polls were from the actual voting results.
I’d like to call the “mirror people”‘s collective attention to two things here:
1. In 2002, the battle cry of the conservatives was “hey look what the law says and look what they did.” Today, liberals want us to look not at the law, but at exit polls. This is problematic. Polls, almost by definition, must be less than precise. The law is the law. The law takes its validity from the fact that it applies to everyone impartially. You may not like the law, as the Democrats in New Jersey surely didn’t in 2002. But if the law conflicted with Republican interests they would have liked it just fine. People inwardly understand that they can’t trust a “fair weather friend” of the law – you must support it all the time, or not at all.
2. Republicans brought up the horrible decision the New Jersey Supreme Court made, beating their chests about 35 being less than 51, until the U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the case. I didn’t hear about it one single time after that. They dropped it. Democrats, today, on the other hand are saying “Hey, lookit this. Hey, lookit that. Lookit this exit poll, lookit that voting machine, lookit lookit lookit.” Whatever authoritative body has certified & accepted whatever reported vote, is of no concern to them. They’re rabble-rousing, hoping for a massive hue & cry that will legitimize their “lookiting”.
I think it’s upbringing. My Mom was very big on the concept that not only did nobody ever say life would be fair, but more often than not, it’s unfair as all get-out. Looks like someone else’s mom (small m) taught them when the little league umpire says you’re out, he must have been out to get you from the very beginning. It’s simply unacceptable to think even for a minute that you might have lost a game “fair” and square, under circumstances that, for lack of a better phrase, just plain suck. Good luck next time and all that. Some people never learned this.
That’s what being a Democrat is all about today.