I’m Under Ur Truk, Usin’ Mai Whip

I’m in ur jungl, huntin’ ur idol

I has a pistol

I has a bullwhip

Hat man…lays the smack down!! LOLZ!

Dis hears Forestal. He was very very good.

Nuthin’ to fear here. Dat what scares me.

U stay hear. Okay.

I has a sandbag.

Ah hah!

O crud.

U throw me idol. I throw u whip.

Adios, Senior.

Aiigh! A rock! It eats me!!

O hai. I can has Hovitos?

I can has idol?

I’m in ur river, catchin’ sum fish.

Jacques! U start plane!

I’m in ur jungle, been chased by Hovitos.

I’m on ur vine, swingin’ out over river.

I’m in ur lap, slitherin’ away.

I’m in ur plane, hatin’ snakes.

I’m in ur college, teachin’ a class.

I’m in ur class, writin’ on my eyelids.

We r from guvmint. We can has perfessr Jones?

Lolz! Its an Ark!

Abnr? He no Nazi.

U no what cawshus guy I am.

I always new u’d come bak in mai bar.

+++SMACK!+++

I can has medallion?

See u tomorrow, Indyana Jones!

Da man is neferyus…frawline Ravnwud, lemme show u what I yoosed to.

U let her go. +++Bang!+++

I can has whiskey?

U noes how to show gurl a good time.

I iz concerned…da Ark is power not uv dis earth.

Oh NOES! Is Nazi eejipshuns!

O hai. We can has gurl?

I has a basket. I can has gurl?

I has a bullwhip again!

I’m in ur Cairo…lookin fur girl…

+++Bong!+++

I has a basket.

I has a girl.

Where’d gurl go? I’m in ur marketplace, lookin’ for gurl.

Take that, Nazi eejipshun trukdriver. Bang bang!

+++Boom!+++

Aw darn. Girl got freyd.

I’m in ur bar, getting schnackered.

Iz radyo for talkin’ to Gawd.

I takes yoo to talk to Him together. Gots nuthin’ better to do.

I’m in ur livin’ room, reading ur medallyun.

I’m in ur kitchen, poisnin’ ur dates.

Hez in are desert, diggin’ in wrong spot.

Iz dead monkey. Dem dates bad.

I’m in ur map room, focusin’ a sunbeam.

Sorry, I lost rope. Iz Nazi flag.

Hey cool. Iz Maryun Ravnwud. I thot she dead.

I come get u later, mkay?

I’m on ur hilltop, lukin’ fer well-o-sulz.

Snakes, why it haf ta be snakes.

I’m in ur well-o-sulz, gettin’ ur ark.

Oh hai. Here iz ur Maryun Ravnwud. She keep u compny.

I’m on ur statue, knockin’ out a wall.

Dead bodeez!! They eats me!!

I’m on ur airplane, goin’ after ur ark.

I fight big bad Nazi! Pew pew pew!

I’m in ur cockpit, firin’ ur machine guns.

The cockpit! It eats me!!

Bigbad Nazi! He eats propeller! Take dat!

O hai. I get u out of cockpit. Stanbak!

U get transport for ark. I make it up as I goes along.

Horse kitty, to da reskyoo!

O hai! I can has ark?

I’m under ur truk, usin’ mai whip.

Take that! And that and that and that and that!

I’m in ur truk, pushin’ you off rode.

Bai bai Sallah. See yoo soon.

Whassat? Ship has stopped.

Nazis. I hates these guys.

I’m on ur submarine, hitchin’ a ride…

Is too small. Imposter cat needz bigger Nazi.

Yoo hoo! I’m gonna blow up ur ark.

High Priest Kittah is mastermindin’ openin’ ceremonee.

Jeezus! It’s Ghost! Aiieee!

Is gurl. She pretty. Oh NOES!! My eyes!!

U close eyes. Ghosts be gone soon.

I can has ark. We study it. Top men.

I’m in ur warehouse, stashin’ ur ark…

THE END