Archive for April, 2010

How Liberals Do Their Lying

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

One of the things to scroll up Memeorandum while I was off this weekend picking up the kid, was a snarky little hit piece that spread to all kinds of liberal blogs asserting why it is that left-wingers should maintain their iron-fisted control over how our public school systems educate the next generation about history. It purports to be sounding an alarm bell that the conservatives are invading our schools with a bunch of falsehood about history.

The right is rewriting history.

The most ballyhooed effort is under way in Texas, where conservatives have pushed the state school board to rewrite guidelines, downplaying Thomas Jefferson in one high school course, playing up such conservatives as Phyllis Schlafly and the Heritage Foundation and challenging the idea that the Founding Fathers wanted to separate church and state.

The effort reaches far beyond one state, however.

In articles and speeches, on radio and TV, conservatives are working to redefine major turning points and influential figures in American history, often to slam liberals, promote Republicans and reinforce their positions in today’s politics.

The Jamestown settlers? Socialists. Founding Father Alexander Hamilton? Ill-informed professors made up all that bunk about him advocating a strong central government.

Theodore Roosevelt? Another socialist. Franklin D. Roosevelt? Not only did he not end the Great Depression, he also created it.

Joe McCarthy? Liberals lied about him. He was a hero.

The piece attempts to set the record straight. But keen-eyed observers will notice it quickly diminishes into an exercise of cataloguing personal shortcomings of Republicans, some real and some imaginary, and only occasionally pretends to concern itself with historical fact. And the conclusion to be reached was: Keep those other guys from saying anything. Leave our monopoly exactly where it is.

The structure of it is a Snopes-like one of “debunking.” Very slowly, over the last few years, I’ve come to realize liberals like this format. It offers the appearance that you, the debunker, are cranking out durable, well-researched material fit for consumption by an antagonistic audience — when this is not really the case. Your logic doesn’t have to be that strong. You just provide a fair overview of what you’re debunking, you say “not true,” and then jot down a couple paragraphs that carry a cosmetic appearance of being related to the claim. Source your statements — but they don’t really have to be connected. The audience will fill that part in without realizing they’re doing it. It’s sort of like watching the magician’s assistant float in the air, tricking oneself into seeing what one is not really seeing.

I noticed this with the Joseph McCarthy claim. If you read through it carefully you see there’s really no claim, very little basis of disagreement. It comes down to “What McCarthy did was wrong” versus “not necessarily.” If you stick with the facts you see the now-ancient morality play, following the release of the Venona papers, has some real problems with it. Yes, McCarthy was hounded into oblivion and an early grave. But that doesn’t look quite so much like just desserts, when the Senator claimed there were communists working in the government, and the facts later revealed that’s exactly what was going on. It ends up looking like payback. Every good murder movie has a scene in which someone catches on to what the bad guy’s doing, and the bad guy manages to frame the whistleblower and take him down. Gee willikers, with the communists and McCarthy, we saw that happen in real life and it would be four decades before we understood what was really happening.

But on that claim, we end up arguing about righteousness. Always a problematic thing where flawed mortals are involved.

On the Socialism in Jamestown issue, this article ends up lying. There’s just no other word for it, it’s bald-faced flat out lying.

Reaching for an example of how bad socialism can be, former House of Representatives Majority Leader Dick Armey, R-Texas, said recently that the people who settled Jamestown, Va., in 1607 were socialists and that their ideology doomed them.

“Jamestown colony, when it was first founded as a socialist venture, dang near failed with everybody dead and dying in the snow,” he said in a speech March 15 at the National Press Club.

It was a good, strong story, helping Armey, a former economics professor, illustrate the dangers of socialism, the same ideology that he and other conservatives say is at the core of Obama’s agenda.

It was not, however, true.

The Jamestown settlement was a capitalist venture financed by the Virginia Company of London — a joint stock corporation — to make a profit. The colony nearly foundered owing to a harsh winter, brackish water and lack of food, but reinforcements enabled it to survive. It was never socialistic. In fact, in 1619, Jamestown planters imported the first African slaves to the 13 colonies that later formed the United States.

Got that? Jamestown had something to do with what was called a “joint stock corporation” and that makes it a capitalist model. “It was never socialist.”

Well. I didn’t read A Patriot’s History of the United States: From Columbus’ Great Discovery to the War on Terror…but this guy did

In the 15th and 16th century, it was common for the King to grant great swaths of land via a charter. The London Company received its charter in 1606 from King James. The initial stock-holders were 600 individuals and 50 commercial firms. The first wave of colonists settled at Fort James, later Jamestown, Virginia. These were mostly gentleman adventurers who disdained hard work. There were few farmers, carpenters husbandman, blacksmiths, masons or fisherman etc. Unfortunately, the colonists reaped what they did not sew and 60% died from disease and starvation the first winter.[4]

Captain John Smith, as council president, assumed control and instituted military style discipline; issuing the famous biblical edict: “He who will not work will not eat.” Less than 15% of the population died the second winter. Smith continued to run the settlement like an army until 1609, when confident of its survival, the colonists tired of his tyrannical methods and deposed him.

At this point, Smith returned to England, whereupon the London Company (by then calling itself the Virginia Company) obtained a new charter from the King. The Virginia Company sought to raise capital in England by selling stock and by offering additional stock to anyone willing to migrate to Virginia. The company provided free passage to Jamestown indentures, or servants willing to work for the Virginia Company for seven years. The would-be colonists were also promised by the King all the same rights afforded to them as they enjoyed in England. Nevertheless, the colonists were considered “employees” of the Virginia Company, were not granted land in the New World and were subject to the absolute rule of the Governor of the Company. More “employees” arrived at Jamestown, more starvation, disease and death.

Like Smith, subsequent governors, such as Lord De La Warr, attempted to run the colony in a socialist model: Settlers worked in forced-labor gangs; shirkers were flogged and some even hanged. Negative incentives only went so far because ultimately – and this is the important point – the communal storehouse would sustain anyone in danger of starving, regardless of individual work effort. Administrators eventually realized that personal incentives would work where force would not, and so they they permitted private ownership of land. The application of private enterprise and land ownership (which came with voting rights and the fruits of ones labor) combined to help Jamestown survive and prosper.

Thus, the settlement at Jamestown failed in large part due to socialism and statism, but recovered only after the Governor reestablished land rights and the right to the fruit of ones own labor. It appears that the force of equal outcome fails to motivate people to do any more than the minimum (even when faced with starvation and death). Thus the old adage: “Men who don’t benefit from their hard work tend not to work very hard.” (Sir Thomas Dale). [emphases in original]

I suppose the blogger linked could be lying his ass off about the book, but it doesn’t seem very likely because unlike me, he isn’t replying directly to the McClatchy piece; he’s just talking about a book he read that he found educational and enlightening. Regardless, it would be good if I had the book myself and didn’t have to rely on someone else. But I suspect the point of my disagreement with the McClatchy writer doesn’t have to do with citing sources, it has to do with defining “socialism.” It’s a devil’s-in-the-details thing. This is, much of the time, how liberals do their lying.

According to what I call socialism, much of early America was a failed socialist experiment. Including Plymouth, birthplace of Thanksgiving, which had learned much the same lesson as Jamestown:

This “from each according to his ability, to each according to his need” was an early form of socialism, and it is why the Pilgrims were starving. [Gov. William Taylor] Bradford writes that “young men that are most able and fit for labor and service” complained about being forced to “spend their time and strength to work for other men’s wives and children.” Also, “the strong, or man of parts, had no more in division of victuals and clothes, than he that was weak.” So the young and strong refused to work and the total amount of food produced was never adequate.

It’s all right here if you think that guy might be lying his ass off too.

As Ryan Siefert pointed out last summer as the tea parties were kicking into high gear, “There seems to be a need in American society to have to relearn the same hard lessons over and over again” with regard to socialism. He, too, is saying untrue things about socialism in Jamestown; in fact, if this really isn’t true, the conspiracy must be spread far and wide. Into the archives of historical documents. All the way back to the contemporaries. Someone in the vast, right-wing conspiracy must have gotten hold of a time machine, gone back and bribed them.

Well, it seems it is true; at least two pre-revolutionary era colonies practiced hardcore socialism straight out of the Twentieth Century Motor Company in Atlas Shrugged — from each according to his ability, to each according to his need. I’m really not sure how you go about pretending to offer decent service to the truth and write a sentence like “it was never socialist.” All of the ingredients were there, after all. Relying on senses and intuition, I conclude we are perhaps in the midst of some kind of game involving semantics. They didn’t call themselves socialists, perhaps, because the word had not yet been invented; or maybe, to be a socialist, your economic model has to be interwoven with an energized political movement. I notice this in the here-and-now; I’m told President Obama is not a socialist, and nobody substantiates the dismissal by offering me a criteria for being a socialist that the President fails to meet. That never seems to happen. They just threaten to make fun of me or anyone else who dares to call Him a socialist.

Or, maybe the author, one Steven Thomma, just didn’t do his research. Or he’s got an axe to grind, and is immersed in this activity of deliberately cherry-picking “facts.” Either way, if early Jamestown wasn’t socialist then I don’t see the point of calling anything else socialist…nor do I see the point of blasting more holes in his little hit piece.

Once you know what really happened, even if you have a predilection toward liberalism and you really want to see the children grow up to be good little Obama-voting libtard-drones — nevertheless, allowing both sides to have some input into the educational process, including the curriculum design, seems like just the reasonable thing to do. Certainly more edifying for the children, than just learning how to draw outlines around their hands every November to make paper turkeys so Mom can stick ’em to the fridge.

Progressivism and Socialism

Monday, April 5th, 2010

While I was sitting in the smoke-filled saloon in the middle of nowhere, I did manage to whip out my phone and see what was on Phil’s page. Pretty interesting stuff actually. He’s got some relatives who are pulling out the ol’ moderation/extremism bit trying to prop up this albatross — You have to have some central planning, what about the interstates? — etc.

This is, as I pointed out, a lie. Progressivism, socialism, call it what you will; it’s a shark, it doesn’t stop. Moderation is conservatism. It’s far more accurate to say “of course you have to leave some things up to the people to decide…the ones who are most closely impacted by whatever it is.” To which, socialism is about, saying no to that. Nyet. Nein. Everything worth deciding has to be brought to the Kremlin. The only decisions to be left up to the people, are the decisions that headquarters has decided to leave up to the people. For the time being. Cosmetically. But the super-duper smart people at the epicenter decide everything worth deciding. No exceptions allowed, none.

Coincidentally, when I got back from the trip I found Glenn Reynolds discussing exactly that in great detail…and why it’ll never work.

Any economic planner who attempts to [centrally operate a diverse market] will wind up hopelessly uninformed and behind the times, reacting to economic changes in a clumsy, too-late fashion and then being forced to react again to fix the problems that the previous mistakes created, leading to new problems, and so on.

Market mechanisms, like pricing, do a better job than planners because they incorporate what everyone knows indirectly through signals like price, without central planning.

Thus, no matter how deceptively simple and appealing command economy programs are, they are sure to trip up their operators, because the operators can’t possibly be smart enough to make them work.

I don’t know why the socialists argue about this stuff, I really don’t. They act like they have great big bundles of anecdotes they can bring to the table to prove, on an historical backdrop, that their way is right. And they don’t.

But this is the wrong question. The right question is one that deals with human psychology: Why is it that we are tempted, over and over again, to try out this failed experiment? If it’s a process of evolving the human condition and making ourselves better and better across the generations — doesn’t evolution involve rejecting the antiquated and unfit, as much as incubating and incorporating the new? Sometime, somewhere, something has to be dismissed. Socialism is as good a candidate for dismissal as any. As Phil points out, that does not equal the rejection of anything and everything that has been centrally planned. But you do have to reject anything & everything that has to do with local control, in order to show some hospitality or acceptance to the idea of progressivism/socialism.

Reagan’s quote really says it all, in my opinion: “If no one among us is capable of governing himself, then who among us has the capacity to govern someone else?”

Tea Partiers Are Sane

Monday, April 5th, 2010

Four in ten are democrats or independents.

The national breakdown of the Tea Party composition is 57 percent Republican, 28 percent Independent and 13 percent Democratic, according to three national polls by the Winston Group, a Republican-leaning firm that conducted the surveys on behalf of an education advocacy group. Two-thirds of the group call themselves conservative, 26 are moderate and 8 percent say they are liberal.

The Winston Group conducted three national telephone surveys of 1,000 registered voters between December and February. Of those polled, 17 percent – more than 500 people — said they were “part of the Tea Party movement.”

Allahpundit has video of David Letterman interviewing a representative of the movement (hat tip to FrankJ). She comes off as rather non-nutty, non-birther, non-racist and live-and-let-live.

Too bad. The millions of dollars that have been spent trying to portray the tea party as the rightful heir of the Ku Klux Klan, is likely on par with what it takes to bring a typical summer blockbuster to the big screen. This sets that effort back a ways. “Letterman” is being crossed off the cocktail party invite lists as I write this, no doubt.

Come Sunday, It’ll Be Alright

Monday, April 5th, 2010

No, it wasn’t four lonely days in a brown LA haze. It was two lonely days in a pea-soup kinda fog and a whole lotta snow driving. Echo summit, which I used on the way over, and Donner which I used on the way back, were both unkind and unrelenting.

Could the following people report to the DMV to surrender their drivers’ licenses — in the imaginary universe in which everything’s done my way:

The driver who had to enter I-80 from the entrance ramp, in Truckee, and absolutely had to get in front of me until he figured out I was there — and then, when it was too late for me to take the lead, slowed down to twenty miles an hour so we could all figure out what to do.

The nice looking lady in a way-too-big truck who had to charge past me like I was standing still, pull out in front, and slow way down while she figured out what to do.

The lady with chains on her car who pulled up to the spot where they remove them for you, and, in front of me, come to a complete stop while she figured out what to do.

All of these encounters taking place on Donner. For diversity’s sake I am presuming the first of the three was a male. But get this one thing straight, folks — speed has to be kept restrained beneath a certain threshold, and uniform.

Also, a demerit for the driver of the car with an Obama sticker on it, who was clearly in the process of giving the poor chain installer guy some grief about the money being charged, or why don’t they take personal checks, or what-not.

I was pretty glad to get home. The Echo experience was just a ritual chain-installing pain-in-the-ass. Sixty whole miles of driving around with the goddamn things on a Friday night, but nothing went wrong. Donner was really scary. No bloodshed in the many, many accidents…but the twisted metal was absolutely horrific, you had to have special boots just to walk around on that slippery shit let alone drive on it, and some of my roadway companions were completely brainless. A four-wheel-drive unit, probably the victim of his own hubris, was flipped around facing the wrong way but outwardly seemed unscathed. He was one of the fortunate ones. Cars split open, front ends crushed, back ends entirely removed from the rest of the car, fenders wrinkled up like aluminum foil when you crumple it into a ball and give it a good squeeze.

I’ve never understood why the Siskiyou has such a notorious rep. I still don’t.

It Finally Happend to Me

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

Well folks, it finally happened to me. I used to live inside grocery stores and Wal-Marts and Targets, and a few years ago I got this magical girlfriend who runs out and takes care of our regular retail needs…so these days, I sometimes have trouble remembering how to shop. I get out of practice.

What I’m sure happened to you some time ago, finally happened to me. New socks and underwear and bicycle pump in hand, my purchase completed, I was wondering what my items were doing down there while the cashier waited on the next customer. I was also wondering where the plastic bags were. When I bagged-my-own, I was diplomatically scolded that those reusable items cost money and if I wanted one I should’ve said so.

Sometime in middle age, I suppose we all get this feeling that the world’s gone all wonky on its axis…that if we were to be sealed up in a block of ice for a century, or two, or ten, when we were thawed out we wouldn’t have any tougher of a time re-integrating in what we find there, compared to the troubles we’re having right fucking now. Everything that should be down is up, inside is out, wet is dry…

…the global warming scolds were caught red handed falsifying their science. Nevertheless, I still have to toddle off to my car with a double-armload of bicycle pumps and underwear hoping I don’t drop anything. Assholes.

I’m pleased with the way I handled it. After all, the next customer in line was already being waited-on; ringing up a cloth bag for fifteen cents would have broken my “don’t be a dick” rule. (Yes, I do have one.)

So I shrugged off my embarrassment, smiled as broadly as I could, and said “That’s quite alright — whatever it takes to SAVE THE PLANET.” My sarcasm was dry. Not too obvious; you almost had to be looking for it to see it. Almost. It was a perfect balance if I dare say so myself.

And I intend to keep handling this that way. Point out the craziness by taking it absolutely, positively, one-hundred-and-ten percent seriously. YES! The planet is four billion years old, but it will not see another tomorrow if I use up a single plastic baggie to hold my newly purchased knickers. We have to SAVE the PLANET. Togetherwecandothis!!

Computers Keep Getting Cheaper and Better

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

4-Block World, via Gerard once again.

If She Comes Gunnin’ For it, the Job’s Hers

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

Some time ago the former Governor of Alaska asked “How’s that hopey, changey thing workin’ out for ya?” Now that it’s been a couple of months, someone at DailyKOS figured out hey, that sounds like it could be a valid point, we’d better put together some stuff to at least pretend to answer it.

The end result looks pretty impressive.

Pretty damn well actually, in just one year President Obama…

Passed Healthcare Reform (ending preexisting conditions, giving small business subsidies for providing insurance, Creating 3.2M HC-related jobs over the next 10 years, closing the medicare donut hole in drug coverage, ensuring coverage for all kids up till the age of 26, covering 32 million americans, expanding medicaid to cover the rest, all while cutting the national debt by a 100 billion dollars) – Check.

Signed into law Tax Cuts for all middle income families, and 95% of all Americans – Check

Signed an Arms control agreement with Russia to dismantle nuclear weapons – Check

Reauthorized SCHIP to cover all Children – Check

Saved the entire stock market from collapsing (from a low point of a dow of 6000 within a month of Obama taking office, to close to 11,000 just an year later, basically preventing millions of retirement accounts from getting wiped out) – Check

Ended the ban on travel for people with HIV – Check

Stopped the dismissals of homosexual individuals serving in the military by the Pentagon (It’s the first step to dismantling DA,DT completely) – Check

Ended the federal crackdown on Medicinal Marijuana centers in CA – Check

Passed into law Mortgage Fraud Protections – Check

Ended the ban on Stem Cell Research – Check

Passed Student Loan Reform, and Used The Savings to Significantly Increase Financial Aid Loans and Grants – Check

Engaged in diplomatic dialogue with Middle Eastern countries, instead of using language like “Axis of Evil” that achieves nothing other than to piss them off some more. – Check

Passed Credit Card Reform (Minimizing Predatory Lending, Making the terms of credit cards clear, eliminating arbitrary rate increases) – Check

Since the passage of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009, have had the new job loss numbers from their peak right as Obama took office, go down steadily month after month, every single month like clockwork to the point that finally, this month is going to have job growth in the six figures (a trend expected to accelerate this whole year) – Check

Reversed the ban on sending foreign aid to countries with legal abortions (The Mexico City Policy) – Check

Signed the Expanded Hate Crimes Bill – Check

Helped stem down employment discrimination by passing the Lilly Ledbetter Act – Check

Of course, George Bush had a list like this; so did Bill Clinton. It’s really not that hard. Every little thing that promotes the President’s agenda, like halting the ban on stem cell research, you act like it’s an “accomplishment” on par with replacing a toilet, repairing a car’s busted exhaust manifold, patching a roof…

…and, of course, everything that costs money you pretend like it doesn’t. Or even better still, hazily imply that the President Himself is busting out His own wallet to cover everything. No burden being put on the backs of the taxpayer; Obama’s just “covering” everybody.

Go ahead and confuse the gonna-dooz with the hav-dunz. That’s always a favorite game among losers. Oh look, Obama saved us hundreds of billions of dollars on our deficit.

Interestingly, if you buy Palin’s book and look in the back of it, she’s got a “brag sheet” of her own and it doesn’t read like this. Hav-dunz are hav-dunz, period.

Perhaps that’s why the voters aren’t buying it…poor Obama…

In the survey last Friday through Sunday, the president gets tough treatment:

• Obama’s standing on four key personal qualities, including being a strong and decisive leader and understanding the problems Americans face in their lives, has dipped. For the first time since the 2008 campaign, he fails to win a majority of people saying he shares their values and can manage the government effectively.

• Twenty-six percent say he deserves “a great deal” of the blame for the nation’s economic problems, nearly double the number who felt that way last summer. In all, half say he deserves at least a moderate amount of blame.
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• By 50%-46%, those surveyed say Obama doesn’t deserve re-election.

Now, 2012 is still a ways off and the landscape of America’s politics is a rocky, jagged, sloped and complicated terrain. A lot can change in the time that remains.

But where American politics is complicated, Barack Obama is not. Words like “freedom” and “liberty” do not appear in Obama’s brag sheet and will not appear in any released between now and then. Everything He gives us, He takes away from somebody else. The rules He passes that supposedly make us safe, and supposedly improve our lives, are concerned with gladdening the hearts of extremist liberals from Haight-Ashbury first, and improving the lives of ordinary Americans, second. Ah, and if you’re paying your own way you are not what Obama thinks of as an “ordinary American.”

So He cannot, and will not, do anything to reverse course on this sagging approval rating. The only thing that will halt the decline is when it reaches bedrock. In Obama’s case, there are a lot of layers that will look like bedrock that really aren’t. I’m thinking…young people, inwardly realizing they’ve made a dreadful mistake, remaining egotistically invested in it and refusing to admit it was a mistake.

Those scaffolds will crumble as Obama’s approval continues to dip. Generally, young people who are enamored of a popular position, aren’t going to stick with it too long when it becomes unpopular. They want to be the first to drop it and move on, not the last. And then there is this natural curvature of time to consider. As a 43-year-old man, I may jealously guard some of the dumbass decisions I made when I was 41 and pretend they were wise decisions…or at least…not dumbass.

Back when I was 23 and even more dumbass and more stubborn, how did I feel about the dumbass decisions I made when I was 21? Would I have resorted to extremes to pretend those were wise decisions? Eh, not so much. The nature of youth is transience; I was flipping from one Morgan to another Morgan much more frequently. The ego was sensitive enough, but it just wasn’t there to be invested or protected.

Obama cannot count on young people. It’s just a fact. Exuberance is no substitute for real dedication.

And the biggest factor in deciding if we can have a Sarah Palin taking the oath in three years, is whether she wants the job. Oh sure you can look smart by bashing her and making fun of her for leaving the “G” off the ends of her words. But if you can’t keep her from winning the nomination that way — and you can’t — then, once that takes place, it’s a whole different ball game.

The Obama choice then becomes one of keeping all kinds of hardcore lefty policies in place, which we’ll be feeling in our pockets that we cannot afford…just to make sure people in the White House put the letter G on the ends of their words. Rejecting the quaint midwestern accents — in favor of the filthy, notoriously corrupt Chicago machine. Well, teleprompter or not, “cool” can’t cut through that. A well-timed quip from Tina Fey can’t cut through it either.

When the time comes for Obama’s advisers to say “That’s enough, Mister President; You must stop immediately and turn right, or lose in 2012” — He won’t stop. He doesn’t have what it takes. He lacks the humility.

Bottom line: If she wants it, the job is hers.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Wanna Buy Some Irony for $15.00?

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

Look what Old Iron found…via Zombie.

“No Offense, Future Man…”

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

Off-Topic But Related: I disagree with former Gov. Palin on that questionable word. I understand how it grates on the ears of those who have a close relationship with a special-needs child…

…but there are those of us who are parents of children who are not special-needs. Children who, nevertheless, ah…let us just say their communicative experiences with the academic world are not quite ideal. The cooked-up campfire-story made-up “learning disabilities”; if your kid is within three years or so in age of my kid, and he isn’t getting along with his teachers like gangbusters, you know what I’m talking about. We can’t call the kids inattentive or disobedient or bratty or ill-tempered or just plain mouthy, those options have all been eliminated. So we fall back on the phony-baloney learning disabilities.

Sorry, Sarah. If we’re manufacturing the goddamn things, we have to have some kind of a name we can call ’em.

Maybe it’s not quite so off-topic. In my mind’s-eye, I imagine this is the next issue to be pursued between “futureman” and the curious Eisenhower-era audience. Yeah that’s right fellas; we stigmatize against strength, and reward laziness and weakness. Then we wonder why our economy is in the shitter. I’ll bet you thought you’d already hear the worst of it, huh?

Hat tip to Linkiest.

Update: Since it’s my last night in town, my lady has taken a break from watching the gawdawful Extreme Makeover Home Edition bullshit so we can watch South Park, specifically The Snuke.

Those poor bastards in the photograph. When Future-man gets to the whole Clinton/Lewinsky thing, they’re all going to have a fucking aneurysm. I lived through it myself, and I still don’t get it.

He cheated on her — and then, the affair was dragged out in front of the entire country in lurid detail for over a year. When all was said and done, she was not only a sympathetic figure, but qualified to become a Senator representing a state with which she had practically no connection whatsoever…because she was a betrayed housewife. Just that and nothing more. That’s how sympathetic a figure she was.

But he was a sympathetic figure as well. Was, and is. Leader of the free world was simply unable to control his animal impulses. And got yelled at by his bitchy wife. We need to give him all the breaks we can.

If you don’t see what’s all cockeyed about this…well, hell. You thaw out some dude who was frozen in 1957, and explain it to him. See how that flies.

And then tweet it for me, with your breakfast.

Why is bin Laden Mad At Us?

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

Matthew Modine says we need to be asking the question.

The play that I’m in right now, making my Broadway debut, “The Miracle Worker,” is very much a story about communication. At first, you might think it’s a story about a student and a teacher, Helen Keller and Annie Sullivan. In a bigger sense, the story is about all of us being deaf and blind. And the struggle that Helen Keller has with her teacher is a struggle that all of us face when we don’t understand another person. When we find somebody or we have somebody in our lives in our families that don’t hear us, we have to find a different way to communicate to them so that they can hear us. You know, the miracle in “The Miracle Worker” is that Annie Sullivan found a way to put letters into Helen Keller’s hands and open up a world to her of communication so that she could speak finally. But we have to do that all the time in different ways with our children or with people who see things differently than us. Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Osama Bin Ladin and say, “Listen man, what is it that you’re so angry at me about that you’re willing to have people strap bombs to themselves, or get inside of airplanes and fly them into buildings?” That would be the miracle if we can get, sit down and talk to our enemies and have a fine way for them to hear us.

Historical examples, please. What human conflict was ended because people took the time to form a greater understanding of each other?

In fact, who ever formed more positive thoughts about a culture of people by learning more about how they see things? I mean, it’s fascinating and all, but learning by itself isn’t going to put in positive feeling that wasn’t there before, and it certainly won’t get you to drop a grudge. If Osama bin Laden thinks we’re like Nazis, for example — well Good Lord, you can tell me all kinds of arcane bullshit trivia about Nazis all day long, lecture me on how they saw things, I’m pretty sure you’re not going to sell me on learning to like them.

I can think of one group of people who learned how another culture of people saw things, and formed some actual affection as a direct result of this: Tourists. And that’s just because they dropped three grand into the experience and want to make the most of the investment.

This notion that we can stop fighting by “sitting down and talking” is just the biggest crock that’s ever been sold, or among the biggest. It rates right up there with “Republicans and democrats both have the same goals in mind, just different ideas about how to get there.” Mindless pablum injected into the conversation by people who have no idea what they’re talking about, and like to listen to themselves.

Begone, court jester. Do your juggling, and then leave the stage. Know your place.

Mississippi ACLU Returns $20,000 for Alternate Prom

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

NY Times:

To avoid further controversy, the American Civil Liberties Union of Mississippi has rejected a $20,000 gift intended to underwrite an alternate prom replacing one canceled by a local school district after a lesbian student demanded that she be allowed to attend with her girlfriend.

The gift, to sponsor one of several privately sponsored alternate events, came from the American Humanist Association, an advocacy group whose mission is to promote “good without God.”

“Although we support and understand organizations like yours, the majority of Mississippians tremble in terror at the word ‘atheist,’ ” Jennifer Carr, the fund-raiser for the A.C.L.U of Mississippi, wrote in an e-mail message to Roy Speckhardt, executive director of the humanist group.
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Regarding the A.C.L.U. move, Ms. Carr wrote to Mr. Speckhardt: “Our staff has been talking a lot about your donation offer and have found ourselves in a bit of a conflict. We have fears that your organization sponsoring the prom could stir up even more controversy.”

Duh. Of course it’s supposed to stir up controversy. Everyone involved wants controversy. That’s why the girl wanted to wear a tuxedo.

Trouble with just about everything coming off the rails today — everything non-money-related, anyway — is that the people making the most noise, have it exactly bass-ackward who’s trying to grab headlines and who “just wants to be left alone to live their lives as they see fit.” Just about everywhere you look, someone somewhere is claiming to want to be left alone, to just live out their existence peacefully and quietly…and it’s absolutely bullshit. You can’t swing a dead cat around without slapping someone who’s trying to fundamentally re-order and re-organize the protocols under which the rest of us live. To force perfect strangers he or she will never meet, ever, to live under a certain set of new codes. And then hypocritically claiming to want to be left alone to live life their own way, that they don’t really care what everyone else does.

We’re way too tolerant of this. Once it crosses into out-and-out lying, it’s no longer virtuous to be tolerant of it. And I’m sorry, once you’re protesting for your right to wear a tuxedo to the prom when you’re a girl, that’s not about being left alone to live your own life in a manner of your choosing. That’s about being a walking fucking billboard.

The FARK kids, seldom correct but never in doubt, are outraged. Something about constitutional protections. We-ell…back in the day, I didn’t go. Couldn’t get a date. Not hip, with-it, handsome, rich enough…so no prom for Morgie. The cool kids got to go, and hey, that’s life.

Actually, the atheists ought to just love that arrangement. That’s a microcosm of how evolution is supposed to work, isn’t it? The non-social, anti-social, strange weak specimens fail to breed, die off, and strengthen the gene pool by removing themselves from it…right?

Naturally it comes as a bit of a surprise to me that we have a constitutional right to go to a gay atheist prom.

I can’t wait to find out how, when and where Ms. Carr found time to go door-to-door throughout all of Mississippi, yell the word “atheist” at them, and then watch a majority of them tremble in terror. Wonder what kind of majority it was that trembled, just a bare 51% majority, or a huge two-thirds supermajority.

Something tells me someone’s been ignorantly talking out of their own ass about southerners — AGAIN. Could someone get the word out that Lee surrendered at Appomattox and it’s okay to stop shooting?

“Is the Tax Power Infinite?”

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

Henninger:

Constitutional professors quoted in the press and across the Web explain that much about the federal government’s modern authority is “settled” law. Even so, many of these legal commentators are quite close to arguing that the national government’s economic and political powers are now limitless and unfettered. I wonder if Justice Kennedy believes that.

Or as David Kopel asked on the Volokh Conspiracy blog: “Is the tax power infinite?”

In a country that holds elections, that question is both legal and political. The political issue rumbling toward both the Supreme Court and the electorate is whether Washington’s size and power has finally grown beyond the comfort zone of the American people. That is what lies beneath the chatter about federalism and the 10th Amendment.

Liberals will argue that government today is doing good. But government now is also unprecedentedly large and unprecedentedly expensive. Even if every challenge to ObamaCare loses in court, these anxieties will last and keep coming back to the same question: Does the Democratic left think the national government’s powers are infinite?

Your Volokh link would be here.

Liberals have two problems. First, they have come to rely on dictating to their audience what is to be thought of as an extreme idea and what is thought to be a moderate one. As an example, these references to letting a “wild wild west” of capitalism running unfettered — simply don’t make any sense. Capitalism being self-regulated, a completely unregulated capitalist society cannot exist. What runs off willy-nilly drunk on its own power, is the regulation.

Here, they are simply exercising the third technique for motivating large numbers of people to do a dumb thing without anyone associating the dumb thing with your name later on: switch moderation and extremism with each other. It doesn’t work here because Kopel’s question beats it to the punch, and once the question is asked, the audience sees it is a fair one. How far are we ready to go with this federal taxation power? Like it or not, it is what stands in the roadway, ahead of us, confronting us, head-on.

The second problem the leftists have is that they seem to be the last to realize when they argue for a strongly centralized federal government, it only seems to work in their favor some 30% to 40% of the time. Once those other guys are in charge, our liberals screech louder than anybody about runaway, unchecked federal power. It just so happens to be about matters other than taxation when theirs is the party of dissent.

But it really doesn’t matter that we have these subject changes as the power is handed off from one side to the other — it is certainly not a sign of sensible thinking to be arguing for unlimited, unrestrained, unchecked centralized power during the three-eights-of-the-time the people our leftists appreciate the most, happen to be running most things…or the seventh-of-the-time they’re running everything. It isn’t a model for good government and it may not even be consistent with basic sanity.