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FARK Will Cure Your Optimism

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

…about the future, that is. Particularly with regard to the younger generation, currently being edjyoomakayted in our institutions of higher learning, readying themselves to take up the leadership mantle in the world of tomorrow.

It’ll cure your optimism about the present as well. Or at least Yahoo News will do that. Or Pew Research. Or whoever wrote this godawful summary paragraph.

From April 2008 to October 2009 the percentage of Americans saying there is solid evidence of global warming has fallen from 71% to 57%. A third of the country now says there is no evidence of global warming, up from 21% last year. Views of the evidence of global warming is related to how seriously people see earth warming as a problem. Interestingly, among global warming skeptics a third still sees it as a serious problem (10% very serious, 23% somewhat serious). Roughly two-thirds of those who do not say global warming evidence exists say it is not a problem. Among the 18% of the public who say there is evidence of global warming, but that it is caused by natural phenomena a majority say it is a serious problem, with 27% saying it is a very serious problem. Americans who say global warming exists and is man made (47% of the public) are unanimous in their opinion that earth warming is a serious problem (97%), with two thirds describing it as a very serious problem.

Here’s the issue I have with this: Carbon dioxide does have insulatory properties. And the “science is settled” on that. It is in our atmosphere, to the tune of some 385 parts per million, about a thirtieth of a percent. This unique animal species we refer to as “man” does put out some. All this is backed up with solid evidence.

The evidence is also united in saying something else: This is patently absurd. A whole lot of other animals emit CO2, there is a whole mess of other things in the atmosphere that cause this “greenhouse effect” and there are lots of other variables that factor into the mean temperature of the earth…and oh, by the way, there are lots of ways to measure that. All the solutions on the table have to do with shuffling money around. All the people plugging those solutions — minus the loudmouths on the innerwebs who just like to shoot their digital mouths off, that is — stand to profit from it. And they just got caught red handed bullying the real scientists, cherry-picking the evidence, and re-defining the “peer review” process to silence dissenting viewpoints.

Now take a look at the FARK thread. It is a textbook case of a little tiny bit of knowledge being a dangerous thing. In their first handful of comments, the FARKists’ “science” is settled quite nicely. A cold snap, a bunch of rubes out there thinking they can get a reading of the earth-mean-temperature by peaking out their trailer windows, and this accounts for the fourteen-point plunge in the “belief in global warming.” Not a syllable to be uttered about the ClimateGate scandal. Propagandize harder! The earth is at stake!

Or use sarcasm. With a lot of them, that’s the only way they can argue anything…and think of all the poor woodland creatures with the big sad eyes.

It could very well be that all the posters who’ve added content that fits the above — and this looks, to me, like about sixty percent — none of them go to college. I last paid some diligent attention to this when I first created my account, nearly a decade ago. And these things will always change with time. But my habit is to view FARK as a window into the universities…because college students are cheap, and many of them have access to the webs for free. On free hardware. The Mac Powerbook Whatever was just one more item in the mad scramble of Mom and Dad, junior’s education was so important.

That’s just my impression. The way these kids write their stuff, it’s like they live in a whole other society all their own…one that can only exist on college campuses. They’ve all got that “anybody who doesn’t agree with me is skullfuckingly stupid but I’m going to project that ignorant, obstinate attitude of mine onto everyone else” thing going on.

Here & there some brave souls step up to point out Climategate, that it might have something to do with the public’s change in perception. They are promptly called stupid and “shouted” down.

Behold, the educated minds, being readied to become the captains of industry in tomorrow’s world. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Best Sentence LXXX

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

The eightieth award for the Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) goes to Vanessa Grigoriadis for this tiny nugget of artwork in the February issue of Vanity Fair.

Money quote:

And because Twitter uses simple technology, it’s a utilitarian vehicle for ambitious extroverts, without any previous distinction, to become digital superstars. [emphasis mine]

Heh.

How and why is there such a thing as an ambitious extrovert? Being an extrovert is an aspect of one’s personality; ambitiously extroverted makes as much sense as being ambitiously brown-eyed, double-jointed or six-toed. Right?

Wrong. It’s viewed by many as a competitive exercise. Competitive, as in: Placing second is equivalent to placing dead-last.

Ever have to work in an environment bogged down with a plurality of these types? Egad. What a mess.

“Hard Hat Logic”

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

Nobody reads this blog…ever. And I gotta tell you, it’s times like this that we just bust with pride over that, because nobodies tend to be a lot smarter than somebodies overall. The same way that just about anybody is smarter than “everybody.” Everybody. Feh. That’s another thing…the festering crap that is crammed into “everybody”‘s head…how did we all make it as long and as far as we have. Well, that is a bunny trail.

Hard HatStephen J. came up with the name for which I was searching. What is the opposite of this “intellectualism” being promoted, defended and apologia’d by people such as David Brooks of the New York Times? What is the proper moniker for that style of thinking in which you indulge in such rustic and primitive fantasies as…up is up and down is down? Terrorism is perhaps more dangerous than climate change? You know, that neanderthal mindset that ensnares most of us as we go about our laughably simple lives just, uh, you know…building things that people will actually use? As opposed to writing drivel that will line birdcages and end up as targets of dark comedy in the blogosphere? Or coming up with plans that seem to do the opposite of what they’re supposed to do…ratcheting up the public debt to cure our financial ills, trying Kalid Sheikh Mohammed in civilian courts to show the world how fair we are, feeding the terrorists three squares a day making sure they’re comfy while we wait for them to talk…et cetera.

The person who answered my question, was kind enough to provide a full explanation, not that it’s needed:

You do not go on a construction site without putting on your hard hat (and other safety gear). You cannot build a real building without going on the construction site. And a building designed by someone who doesn’t know anything about real materials or real forces is going to fall down. Plus, it evokes “hardheaded practicality” and formal precision in “logic”; it’s a hat, so it evokes the “thinking cap” image; it sticks to a two-syllable word at its longest, no polysyllabic euphony; and doesn’t have the faintest breath of “-ism” in it.

So in future, whenever anybody says, “But the intellectuals say X,” you can always say, “Yeah — but what does Hard-Hat Logic say?”

Yes, that works. Thinking the way people are forced to think when they live in a virtual past, and are forced to — protect themselves from real dangers, build real things and do real work. And so they don’t have to use the word “reality” or do anything else to tell outsiders that their ideas are “real”…the reality is proven when they stay alive long enough to come back to it the next day. That, and when the stuff they build actually does what it is supposed to do.

Update: Guys on the radio are re-running an episode because it’s a Saturday. They’re talking about proposals that offer indigent women a thousand dollars give-or-take to tie their tubes. Actually, not that quite so much, but about people who are opposed to such a thing for ethical reasons.

Not even them, per se; this is not so extreme or unreasonable of a revulsion, you could sustain it simply because of the implication of eugenics. They’re zooming in on the people who are opposed to such proposals on ethical grounds, who simultaneous with that, are not opposed to abortion. How does one explain such a twisty ethical profile, without concluding that the ethicist must just-plain-like abortions?

It brings to mind another dubious ethical sensitivity: Opposing requirements for voters to present ID. All too often, we let this one go without serious debate or inspection — “Oh, you can’t do that, it’s discriminatory.” Or “prohibitively expensive for people in certain circumstances.”

Another example: The USA cannot drill for oil within its own land holdings, because of — all together now — BLAH BLAH BLAH PRISTINE WILDERNESS BLAH BLAH BLAH WILDLIFE BLAH BLAH BLAH VERGE OF EXTINCTION BLAH BLAH BLAH. Yes! Because nothing outside of the United States is pristine. As long as that barrel is imported, you’re good.

Things like this, I think, cast a big glaring spotlight on The Big Reveal: The outspoken opponent of such direct action, or someone who is the focus of his sympathies, is drawing some kind of benefit from the continuation of the problem. The objection is that the proposed solution is a bit too “hard hat”; it shows just a little bit too much promising potential of actually working, to merit further consideration.

The person so dismissing the idea on such frivolous grounds, naturally, thinks of himself as an intellectual. Or at the very least, well-read, up-to-speed, knowledgeable about what “the experts” say. But he forgot to put on his hard hat.

I seem to recall Ayn Rand explored this at length, when Dagny Taggart, Hank Rearden and crew climbed into a locomotive and took the first ride ever on a track made of gleaming green Rearden Metal. There followed three pages of prose, which amounted to roughly two thousand words. Unfortunately, the prose was “brilliant” in the sense that a typical Obama speech is brilliant: Quick, recite me a line of it from memory, or find someone who can. If you can do either of those, you’re better than me…so I can’t comment kindly on Rand’s talents as an industrial-age American poet.

I do remember the overall spirit of what she was trying to say, though. It’s exactly what Stephen J. is talking about. Such a locomotive ride is certain death, if any one person inside built something with too much fidelity to theory and not enough to practice. It was a chain of trust — one weak link would’ve compromised the entire thing. Inside that locomotive, the supposedly-evil capitalists managed to construct precisely the community that the “intellectuals” say they want to build, and it’s so hard because the evil capitalists keep getting in the way.

Our intellectuals live in a perfect upside-down, anti-matter universe. We’ve got a lot of people walking around who think they’re pretty smart, not because they’ve managed to master our ultra-sophisticated society, but because they’re dependent on it. They have been imbibing so exuberantly from the intoxicating elixir of theory, that they new eschew the wisdom acquired through practice. Just a few generations ago, when acquiring a bucket of water or evacuating one’s bowels were challenging and odious feats of manual labor, people like them would have had to be locked up for their own safety.

Update: The latest Crowder vid has a lot to do with this subject overall:

Hat tip for that one to Washington Rebel.

“The Problem With the ‘Educated Class'”

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Yesterday, during our skewering of David Brooks’ New York Times column, we highlighted a “big reveal” or two but glossed over the really huge one. It’s something we’ve discussed before, but I think I like the job John Hawkins did with exploring the exact same idea. His explanation is easy to read, easy to understand, and one can quickly see it meshes with what’s going on and makes good sense.

Besides, John Hawkins quotes from smarter people than I do:

Intellectualism has become the readiness, willingness and ability to call dangerous things safe, and safe things dangerous. — Morgan Freeberg

The New York Times’ pretend conservative, David Brooks, got some attention for his latest column sneering the Tea Parties, but I found his misguided view of the “educated class” to be more interesting:

The public is not only shifting from left to right. Every single idea associated with the educated class has grown more unpopular over the past year.

The educated class believes in global warming, so public skepticism about global warming is on the rise. The educated class supports abortion rights, so public opinion is shifting against them. The educated class supports gun control, so opposition to gun control is mounting.

The story is the same in foreign affairs. The educated class is internationalist, so isolationist sentiment is now at an all-time high, according to a Pew Research Center survey. The educated class believes in multilateral action, so the number of Americans who believe we should “go our own way” has risen sharply.

David Brooks is getting something backwards here. You see, it is not the general public that looks at the views of the “educated class” AKA “intellectuals” and turns away. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.

That’s because intellectuals gain notoriety either by saying something that no one else is saying and making a case for it or by making a particularly clever argument that disagrees with the generally held wisdom. An “intellectual” who agrees with common sense positions and traditional ways of doing things generally isn’t considered an “intellectual” at all. Why is that? Well, how can you be smarter than everyone else if you have the same opinions held by the common man?

If you wonder why college professors and other intellectuals, who dedicate a lifetime to research and study, can often have less common sense than the average teenager, that’s the reason for it. They spend their lives in an environment where coming up with clever and novel theories are rewarded, even if they don’t work, while taking a common sense approach is at best considered dull and uninteresting at best — and at worst, it’s considered to be a flaw.

The average informed person, who doesn’t live in that world, can see that manmade global warming is joke and that “multilateral action” often doesn’t work out so well in practice. Many members of the “educated class” hesitate to admit something so obvious exactly because it is so obvious. How can they be these extraordinary minds if they come to same conclusion as Joe Sixpack — except a few years later? That has a lot to do with why the decision making process of the “educated class” in this country often goes so tragically awry.

It has been my general experience in dealing with people, that if you know what you’re doing, you can mold and shape their opinions not by attacking some arguments or bolstering others, or by introducing new evidence, but oftentimes by simply coming up with names for things. “Teabaggers” is one such example of this. Typically, it works best if the public is swayed away from the thing being named, and for this reason, our “intellectuals” tend to come up with new names for some viewpoints when it would make more sense to come up with a name for the opposite. “Laffer Curve,” for example — which says there’s a bell curve of tax revenue, such that if you raise the tax rate there will come some zenith point, at the far side of which revenues drop as the rate is raised. Wouldn’t it make far more sense to name the opposite viewpoint, so it can be targeted, mocked and ridiculed? Something like “The Sky’s The Limit” economics? “To Infinty And Beyond” economics?

And there are a lot of other examples. “Bush Doctrine,” which says — well, let’s not get into that again. Wouldn’t it be sensible to label the opposite so it can be similarly denigrated? The “Leave Saddam Right Where He Is And Let Him Do Whatever He Wants” doctrine?

However, in this case perhaps it makes sense to come up with a label for what is to be defended. The surreal and ridiculous, after all, has already been named: “Intellectualism.” This seems to me an exercise very much like the leftists coming up with the name “Political Correctness.” They managed to promote this, even with a confession right there in the name: Political Correctness. Alright, so we’re coming up with a new strain of correctness. “Correct” is a fairly simplistic concept, so we must have been more-or-less in agreement about what exactly the old flavoring of “correctness” was, which some powerful advocacy group deemed to be out of harmony with their desires. So we’re re-defining what it means to be correct.

That should have turned the public off of it. But it’s thirty years later, and Political Correctness is still going strong.

I think we should follow the example, and come up with a name for the kind of intellectualism that has earned the enmity of people like Brooks, as they rush to embrace this surreal, new-age “intellectualism.” This new name should make the point that, like “correctness,” “intellectualism” is a primary-color within the human palette and there never was a logical need to go re-defining it.

My new name should also make the point that, when you expect the experiments involving your novel new idea to outlive you, there is no incentive to make sure you get it right. So nobody comes up with a novel new idea that humans breathe water; disproving that would be quick and easy. We have these novel new ideas that we’re emitting carbon and burning up the planet, or that a country can live in solvency and comfort after embracing a socialist economic model…things that can be surrounded by logical arguments, or things that look like logical arguments, for years and years, perhaps centuries.

My new name should further make the point that ideas don’t mean very much if they aren’t based on observations — or if they’re based on observations that have been cherry-picked.

My new name should be laced with a frosting of irony. It should subtly make the point that we have been gradually acclimated, in recent years, to a rather phony brand of “intellectualism.” The kind Hawkins was describing above.

My new name should fit on a bumper sticker, just in case someone wants to carry it into 2012. It is, I perceive, the primary subject of the elections in that year: What kind of “intellectuals” are we putting in charge of things, and how exactly is it we decided they were “intellectuals” at all? It should point out the dirty trick the enemy has been doing: “We’re intellectuals, because that’s what we call ourselves, therefore if you disagree with us you’re not an intellectual!”

And so my new name, for the kind of intellectualism we used to embrace…and must embrace again, if we are to have any kind of hope for the future…is…

Real-World Intellectualism.

The kind of intellectualism that, before it spins its mental gears, first recognizes the world and the things in it for what they really are. It recognizes that when you’re neck-deep in debt and it’s become a big problem — you need to spend less money, not more. That safe things are safe. That dangerous things are dangerous. That when a terrorist tries to bomb a jetliner with his underpants, and he fails only because a fellow passenger tears his clothes off and the fuse is a dud, maybe it’s fair to say the system didn’t work. That when you promise food and money for Kim Jong-Il so he doesn’t build any nukes, and he goes ahead and builds them, maybe yet-another-treaty isn’t necessarily the best way to go.

That when you go several years saying “Jimmy Carter might have been a bad President but he’s still a wonderful human being,” and then Jimmy Carter goes on record behaving like a perfect asshole, and then does it again and again and again — maybe he isn’t that good of a human being either.

That if there was any policy enacted in 2009 that’s any good, someone somewhere should have something good to say about how 2009 shook out; and if that’s not the case, then the policies should be brought under serious scrutiny at the very least. That generally, when we want a problem solved, it might be a good idea not to make it illegal or impossible for someone to make a profit when they solve it.

The kind of intellectualism that looks & listens before it talks.

This is what we’ve been losing. This is what we need to bring back. Because thinking about any complex problem, or for that matter even simple ones, is like pulling something with a chain. If one link breaks it really doesn’t matter how glittery and shiny all the other links are.

So Much Gasbaggery

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Why Obama is Obsessed with Summits. It was on my “tall stack” as of the end of last year, and it never made it into this scroll. Better late than never.

Little more than a month after taking office, he held a “Fiscal Responsibility Summit” where he solicited ideas for battling the deficit; a few weeks after that he hosted a “Health Care Summit” to kick off his drive for health care reform; and later still came the “H1N1 Preparedness Summit” and the “Distracted Driving Summit.” Then there were the assortment of international summits (Summit of the Americas, NATO Summit, G-8 Summit, G-20 Summit, ASEAN Summit), head-of-state summits (Karzai, Zardari, Medvedev, Hatoyama, Hu), and, of course, the Beer Summit with Henry Louis Gates and Sergeant James Crowley. And today Obama’s summitry comes full circle when he holds another jobs summit, where he and 130 other people (including Paul Krugman, Joe Stiglitz, and even Eric Schmidt, in case he has any new ideas he didn’t put forth 14 months ago) will chew over how to get the unemployment rate out of double digits. Add it all up and that’s an astounding amount of gas-baggery in such a relatively short period of time.

Reminds me of this sketch that appeared on a popular local comedy show, waaaay back in the day when I was living in Seattle. Yes, that is Bill Nye the Science Guy, in case you were wondering.

Hat tip to Mere Rhetoric. And, my notes also indicate, this one came by way of the purse-dog-obsessed Gerard.

JFK’s Stimulus Program

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Interesting concept. Let’s call it “anti-American,” then maybe Obama will give it a try. Naturally, He’d want to kick it off with a wonderful, wonderful speech.

The fellow speaking at the end is running for the Senate seat that was once occupied by JFK and then by his brother Ted.

Hat tip to Rick.

Best Sentence LXXVIII

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Proof Positive takes the Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) award today:

I don’t think that there’s much question that our culture is going over a cliff. I think the only question may be: “How long are the skid marks?”

Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself… XXIV

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Atomic Nerds:

…I don’t expect every freshly-minted 18-year-old to posses the full gamut of wisdom and experience a middle-aged person, let’s be clear. Experience and wisdom take time to acquire, and often painful lessons, and often times the only way to gain anything is by doing something spectacularly stupid and learning from it. To continue to classify these adults as kids, however, imparts a sense that the spectacularly stupid mistakes don’t count, or aren’t really that severe, and are just products of youthful high spirits. The latter sentiment may be perfectly accurate, but the former gives tacit license to the adults who should be learning from these fuckups to keep on fucking up for longer.

There is absolutely no good reason for this practice. The idiots don’t benefit from it, as they get to continue doing stupid things until they’re “really” adults, whenever that might finally trickle around, and then just start figuring things out when they should have a pretty good working grasp already, and the rest of us don’t benefit from it because fucking idiots are doing stupid things around us, deluded into thinking it’s somehow all right because they’re too young for it to count. Less than a hundred years ago, adolescence stopped sharply around fifteen or sixteen, especially during the Great Depression, when your options were either bust your ass and scrabble to keep you and yours on the right side of the dirt, or get trampled by those who were trying. Fifty to sixty years ago, you finished high school, and then you got right after figuring how to not be a fuckup, glad you got the extra time the depression folks didn’t. Now it’s something of a minor miracle if someone doesn’t move back in with his or her parents after college. I know the expression is “you’re never too old to play” or “always be young at heart,” but at some point it’s a good idea to at least pick a new game, or if keeping a young heart, at least try to get a wise head to go with it, and every Officer Sparky lumping an adult, albeit it a young one, in as “just kids” is doing every last one of us a disservice by dragging this problem out.

Hat tip to The Bastidge.

Update: I’m doing some more thinking about this…drawing on the long term memory. This has been in the works for a very long time, you know, and it hasn’t been put into effect simply to enable eighteen-year-olds to keep acting like eleven-year-olds until they’re thirty-five-year-olds. The author makes reference to the sink-or-swim climate of the Great Depression, and of a century ago when “kids” were unceremoniously slammed into adulthood at fifteen.

Item #2 on the list of Ways To Motivate Large Numbers of People to Do a Dumb Thing Without Anyone Associating the Dumb Thing with Your Name Later On — is — socially stigmatize the opposite of what you want done. What is going through my long-term memory is how this was everywhere. I do mean everywhere. If it was possible for a process of growing-up to take X many years, it had to take that many years. I remember a teevee commercial about extra-extra big training pants for an extra-extra-old kid, so he could learn “on his terms.” Only the most wizened doc fully understood the benefits of this, and only the cruel and heartless would sound any kind of alarm about it.

Soccer parents during the 1990’s…they were not obnoxious until such time as they yelled at their kids to play harder and better. Then they were in the way. Now who in the world came up with that?? There are many things about the soccer phenomenon that are tough to take, and the effort and achievement involved in winning is pretty far down the list.

The Doofus Dad in the movies. What makes him? He’s a repentant small-dee dad who’s spent ninety minutes doing things wrong, who right before the closing credits resolves to do better so the family can live Happily Ever After. Wife, kids, in-laws, after all — each one of them as witty and downright repulsive as a Monday is long — have been doing everything perfectly. But what are these principal sins that so distress all others? The desire for the kids to do well ranks high on the list. Try harder. Do better. Do more. Small-dee dad shouldn’t be “pressuring” you to do that, kiddies. Huh. In my day we were told to “do your best and don’t worry about winning”; but there was, at least, an important emphasis placed on the do-your-best part. Oh, and give a hundred and ten percent, remember that one? Am I showing my age?

There is an agenda here, and the agenda provides mystery. An agenda can be deliberate; and it can also be not-so-much. Now, who in the world would harbor a deliberate agenda to make our young people sluggish, weak, incapable and dull? I’m tempted to dismiss it outright. Does it even matter. A more subconscious, jealous urge — to deny, derail, inhibit, dissuade achievement in others — is well within the capacity of the flawed human genome. This is what we’ve been seeing these past few decades? Occam’s razor, I think, smiles upon it.

Occam’s razor is not always right, of course. But when we think the razor might be wrong, there are some “regardlesses” that emerge. As in…regardless…is it really that much of a traumatic experience for a child to be in the position of potentially scoring a goal, or simply making a goal more likely, and hearing his parents up in the stands cheering him on to make it happen? How about another experience…drifting on past age four, five, six still pissing his pants, with a chorus of parents and grandparents giving him the message that’s perfectly all right and he should pick up his training on his own timeline?

What, exactly, is wholesome about that? How does that make the child happier over the long term, more emotionally balanced, capable, robust? How’s that work exactly?

“Crayola Akbar”

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Allahpundit says blame Bush. I agree. Is Obama the fix for what’s busted? That’s for Him to prove.

This reads like the plot of one of those over-the-top David Zucker attack ads against the left — except it wasn’t the left that presided over this one. The next interview with Dick or Liz Cheney should be pretty interesting, huh?

Two of the four leaders allegedly behind the al Qaeda plot to blow up a Northwest Airlines passenger jet over Detroit were released by the U.S. from the Guantanamo prison in November, 2007, according to American officials and Department of Defense documents. Al Qaeda claimed responsibility for the Northwest bombing in a Monday statement that vowed more attacks on Americans.

American officials agreed to send the two terrorists from Guantanamo to Saudi Arabia where they entered into an “art therapy rehabilitation program” and were set free, according to U.S. and Saudi officials.

Guantanamo prisoner #333, Muhamad Attik al-Harbi, and prisoner #372, Said Ali Shari, were sent to Saudi Arabia on Nov. 9, 2007, according to the Defense Department log of detainees who were released from American custody. Al-Harbi has since changed his name to Muhamad al-Awfi…

“The so-called rehabilitation programs are a joke,” a U.S. diplomat said in describing the Saudi efforts with released Guantanamo detainees.

Saudi officials concede its program has had its “failures” but insist that, overall, the effort has helped return potential terrorists to a meaningful life.

One program gives the former detainees paints and crayons as part of the rehabilitation regimen.

From “Allahu Akbar” to “Crayola Akbar.” On the bright side, at least The One has learned from Bush’s terrible folly here, right? Wrong. Bob Gates has been pushing since May to transfer 97 Yemeni detainees to the Saudi rehab program; as of 10 days ago the plan was to send six Yemenis back to Yemen itself with possibly scores more to follow.

Mmmmm, doesn’t look too promising.

So if Palin chooses not to run, is there a Klingon Warlord somewhere in the line-up? We’ve tried government by compassion now…#42, #43 and now #44 have all made it their trademark.

There’s no protection for this “homeland” in that, and at this point some guy walking around wearing a necklace made from the fingers or genitalia of his enemies would look like a vast improvement. We have a Constitution to keep him from becoming the next Genghis Kahn, we don’t need some phony-baloney veneer of “swell guy” decency for that purpose. It doesn’t work, it makes fools out of all of us. Kersey/Beowulf 2012.

Whoever runs, the logo needs to be an artist’s easel and palette with a red line through ’em.

Green Studies

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Okay, up until now it might have been just irritating. It has just now ceased to be harmless.

Green TechnologyColleges are rapidly adding new majors and minors in green studies, and students are filling them fast.

Nationwide, more than 100 majors, minors or certificates were created this year in energy and sustainability-focused programs at colleges big and small, says the Association for the Advancement of Sustainability in Higher Education. That’s up from just three programs added in 2005.

Two factors are driving the surge: Students want the courses, and employers want the trained students, says Paul Rowland, the association’s executive director.

“There’s a great perception that there’s a sweet spot with energy to do good and do well, and it appears to be the place of job growth,” says Rob Melnick, executive dean of the Global Institute of Sustainability at Arizona State University.

Uh, yeah. That’s the problem. It’s going to appear to be the place of job growth for a good long time…I give it about a decade.

At the end of which, we’re going to be acutely feeling the effects of all these professionals walking around, every bit of fluff stuffed into their noggins pure symbolism, no substance. Which means they won’t know how to build a goddamn thing, and they won’t know how to think like builders either.

Already, during any stretch of time that sees you accumulating…oh…let us say…twenty things of which you feel the need to complain — nineteen times or more, you are told “I don’t make the rules.” Or “that’s the way we’ve always done it.” Or “company policy.” And these aren’t you-charged-me-too-much types of complaints. Overcharging benefits somebody. It makes sense on one side. This is stuff that is unreal…sur-real…inexplicable…doesn’t help anyone. You present your logical, well-thought-out argument that this is the wrong way to be doing it, and you’re given some bulletproof iron-curtain policy that says they gotta keep doing it that way, whether it makes sense or not.

You see what’s happening here? We’re becoming experts in doing things efficiently…in theory…while carefully avoiding testing it out in practice. “Education” is quickly becoming proficiency in following sequences of steps scripted by invisible, alien, otherwordly others. We’re not trying to become efficient so we can do more of something. We’re becoming skilled in going through the motions, that appear to be the delivery of the substance behind truckloads of marketing bullshit. Green health insurance. Green Karate studios. Green banking. Green coffee, and green cups to hold it. Green Chinese food — blecch. Yes, sure, it looks like a genuine market demand. It really is, for the next few years or so.

This green graduates are still going to have solid careers, at the time their own kids are going to college?

How’s that possible? We’re losing the notion that revenue comes from other people…from our neighbors who are just like us. Something goes right at work, your sales guys land an account and it’s “an account.” It’s just there. Usually begins with “State department of.” They have an open bid on — something.

Real people needing things? That’s so yesterday. So our business world is becoming something of a festering swamp of narcissism. Each one of us wants to end up with “all” the money…or enough to live in comfort…but these green guys have their entire professional disciplines dedicated to servicing faceless agencies trying to satisfy arbitrary rules. Not people. The circle has been anti-circuited.

And they’re navigating a vast ocean in a canoe made from a giant salt lick.

Enough of your “green” marketing twaddle. For every unit of carbon you don’t emit, I’m going to emit three.

The Real War is at Home

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Star Parker’s column appears at Townhall.com:

The management bestseller from the 1960’s, The Peter Principle, points out that one sign of an organization or an individual at their “level of incompetence” is thinking that re-organizing alone solves problems. Drawing new organization charts or moving around furniture is a lot easier than getting to the heart of understanding what is causing failure.
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Today, after allowing a terrorist to operate within the ranks of our own military, and, after he did his devastating work at Fort Hood, we refuse to identify him as a terrorist.

We view the maniacs running Iran as negotiating partners while we ignore the Iranian youth who struggle and long to be free.
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With imminent passage of multi-trillion dollar health care “reform” that is pure socialism, we relinquish our personal autonomy and freedom to a point where the task to redeem them will be unprecedented.

Family and traditional values of personal behavior — once the moral glue holding us together — are now mere life style options.

That point from The Peter Principle absolutely nails it shut.

How many times have I seen this in the technology field. This group over here, is now two groups. That guy’s going to spend more time with his family, and the guy who reported to him will now report directly to that guy up there, these two directors will be co-responsible for this thing over here. A little bit of “synergy,” communication, collaboration, syndication, blah blah blah and now we’re going to have the bestest organization EVAR!

That’s precisely what post-modern liberalism is doing with our nation and our culture. A lot of their “change” is conscious change…women good, men bad, black people good, white people bad, straight bad, gay good, “nation of immigrants,” et al. But there is another element to it that is just change for the sake of change.

Seldom do they have any precedence to which they can point to suggest their ideas are any good…which is embarrassing, when their “new” ideas are based on playing-catch-up with other countries, as is the case with socialized medicine for example. If it works, shouldn’t they be able to cite historical examples instead of calling all who disagree a bunch of dumbasses?

But in the case of gay marriage, it’s purely change for the sake of change. If you have the temerity to suggest bestiality is next, or incestuous marriages, or threesomes or foursomes or more, you’re erecting a strawman. So it’s all human…all twosomes…just same sex and that’s it? We’ll stop there? Good heavens, what on earth for? Who’s making this assurance to us, exactly? What’s so magical about the number two?

So this is a constant churning of the family unit, and that in turn is metaphorical of the constant churning with our ways of thinking things out, and arriving at conclusions about things. “Change” is not this year’s revolution, but a constant.

And The Peter Principle is precisely what it is. They’re rearranging deck chairs on the boat, to distract from the gaping leak in the hull.

VDH: On the Horizon

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Victor Davis Hanson’s predictions for 2010. I’m particularly fond of items #2 and #3:

2) Either shortly or soon next year, Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano will resign. I don’t see how the nation’s point woman on domestic terrorism can claim that the system worked like “clockwork,” when the Nigerian terrorist’s own father contacted American authorities long ago to warn us about the proclivities of his own son, who came within seconds of blowing apart a transcontinental jet. The system worked only at the 11th hour thanks to a courageous Dutch tourist who took matters into his hands.

3) I think the overseas bowing, apologizing, and kowtowing will stop in 2010—it brought no tangible results. Indeed, Obama is one bow away from global caricature and humiliation. And when one examines the recent behavior of Iran, Russia, Venezuela, or Syria, one concludes that they all think they can make favorable readjustments in regional landscapes and power relationships in 2010. Obama’s advisors will try to stop his natural inclinations to apologize, and I think will be successful—given the gathering storm clouds of 2010.

Lessons learned? Let us hope so.

“Health and Safety Gone Mad, Mate”

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

I was praying to the GooglGodz trying to get ahold of some remnants of Mark Steyn’s brilliant co-hosting of the Rush Limbaugh program yesterday morning. I’m using “remnant” as an umbrella term. Evidence backing up what he was saying…partial transcript…audio. I let my 24/7 membership lapse, and the service, while amusing at times, has landed in my “luxury” file. Which means it isn’t up for consideration until I’m a zillionaire and own everything. Maybe not even then.

And even if I had it, I don’t recall it being much use to me when it came time to find transcripts of what substitute hosts have had to say.

Evidence to back up what Steyn was saying; I did find some. His point was this: “little laws,” like our leviathan of a health care act that has just made it past both floors of our Congress, represent not only a death-by-a-thousand-paper-cuts to freedom and liberty. They change the character of the people over whom they have their jurisdiction. People start to look at life differently and start to think differently, just as a man’s brain cells die off one by one when his oxygen supply has been cut off. In the UK, says Steyn, the phrase that is the headline of this post, has become a popular cliche. It comes out reliable-as-rain, anytime a bewildered newcomer is informed that he can’t do this-or-that because he doesn’t have a license.

He told the story of a funeral being held for an acquaintance of his, and his own surprise at seeing this large shopping-cart thing being used by a decent chap who was supposed to be a “pall bearer.” Any attempt to do justice to this clip would be futile. Let it just suffice to say the conversation quickly drifted into bathos in the first minute, and then floated downward into thickening absurdity for several minutes more.

Stepladders are banned in the library, so if you want something from the top shelf and you’re less than eight feet tall you’re just outta luck. What can I say? Health-n-Safety Gone Mad, Mate.

Blog-Uncle Gerard thinks we have followed our mother country off the precipice and we aren’t coming back. His argument is a weighty one packing much substance and historical evidence. But it is a disagreement of spirits, not of fact, and in spirit I cannot disagree more.

It comes down to this: His facts and trends are historically valid, but cherry-picked, and there are other facts and trends to see. Mankind desires freedom — there’s one. For over a generation now, America has been the last nostril unplugged all over the globe. Every other country is murmuring some variant of “it’s health-n-safety, mate.” With the last blowhole now obstructed and our known universe airtight, is it really a foregone conclusion what will happen next? The doom-n-gloomers (you’ll see by the comment thread, I am vastly outnumbered there) all share this insurmountable contradiction: We are sure to lose our freedom because nothing ever remains static…and yet…after we have lost our freedom, things shall remain static. My rejoinder to this is you have to pick one of these or the other. You can’t have both. And if you cannot have both, your argument is rent asunder.

If we are sliding inexorably toward a bloodbath, then at some point the bloodbath has to be over. All of mankind won’t live in a nanny-state; not over every single square inch of the globe. And that is history talking, too. At some point the adrenaline has to kick in. It would be truly unprecedented for this not to happen.

Hope for the revolution to be somehow bloodless? Of course we can hope for that. We should; we must; we have great reason to keep it alive. We are, still, the one place most friendly to the bloodless revolution.

But it is useless to hope for, or despair of, no revolution at all. The anti-freedom people, like Sisyphus, roll their boulder to the top of the mountain yet one more time — and it finally stays there?

It’s just contrary to the way the universe works. Can’t happen.

Requeim for Detroit

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

We’ve linked to Rick often enough lately, but you really have to go and check this one out and we owe him a hat tip for the find even though Crowder’s pumping out these installments reliable-as-rain every week…because hey, there’s better-than-even odds we’d have missed this.

This latest installment’s chosen topic: Detroit’s a shit hole. But why.

I was struck immediately with three thoughts:

1. This is dangerous work even in the daytime. Is Crowder, or someone within his camera crew, packing heat?
2. Hey, are you allowed to pack heat in Detroit?
3. Who am I kidding — nobody really knows if you’re allowed to pack heat in Detroit, because nobody really gives a shit.

This is important because it looks at Detroit through the lens which focuses my own mental image of Detroit, which casts it as what it really is: A laboratory for brain-dead left-wing policies. People still aren’t getting the maliciousness of it all. I would take it to the level of — if God is weeping over us, losing faith year by year in His experiment, the problem isn’t war, sickness, yawning divide between rich & poor, injury to the environment or any of that all garbage Hollywood keeps spoon-feeding you on a whim. It’s these narcissistic fuckwads we keep electing. He must be wondering if we’re ever gonna learn, just like any decent conservative wonders if we’re ever gonna learn.

Now we get to watch the sad, sick opera play out across the entire national stage. All these columnists and talk show hosts and Sunday-morning pundits loftily wondering what the ultimate effects are of crap-n-trade and ObamaCare, they can just save it & stuff it. We already know.

Watch all the way to the end about the “urban farms” and the bears starting to take the place over. Yeah that’s right, the urban blight has gotten so bad it’s starting to deteriorate into nothingness.

Do you know someone you hate so badly that when you think about them, you feel yourself losing a grip on your own sense of compassion and humanity? Like you would send them to Hell without a second thought? Fine & good, but you probably wouldn’t send that guy to live in Detroit.

Liberalism is despair. It is revenge taken on total strangers, with no prior offense recalled to justify the revenge. And its most bumptious cheerleaders love to wail away about “the failed policies of George W. Bush.” So they’re into failed policies, are they…next time, get ’em to offer some kind of opinion about Detroit and what that says about “failed policies.”

The Blog That Nobody Reads is not to be responsible for brain aneurysms, strokes, tumors or cranial implosions resulting from that tired ol’ grasping-at-straws exercise of trying to blame something on Bush. This is a divide-by-zero equation — although some would surely attempt it — you can’t blame this on Bush, or anyone besides dedicated, hard-boiled lefties. As Crowder points out, they’ve had a perfect isolated laboratory for 48 years. They own this.

Detroit is just the vanguard sample. Crowder could have made a similar documentary in…oh, there are about ten other liberal urban strongholds that come to mind immediately around our nation, and God only knows how many others could be drummed up through a meticulous study. Where are the conservative counterparts is what I really want to know. Where are our modern Dickensian Londons with their squalid, rotting townships of blight caused by too much respect for the individual’s right to bear arms, businesses being treated too well, and capitalists being allowed to keep too much of their money? Where is the conservative citadel with its “failed policies” that can compete with Detroit?

Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Was channel-flipping the other night, and caught a few minutes of former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura’s conspiracy thing. If you haven’t seen it, suffice it to say this is your idea of a documentary, if & only if you think Michael Moore puts out “documentaries.”

Could someone please get this man the help that he needs?

I’m going to break form here, and start picking on men now. There is a certain type of man who falls into this trap. You know Jesse Ventura’s speaking style. It is very distinctive, but it is not limited to him. Men are out there, men who may be fans of The Body Ventura. Or not. Maybe they detest him. Maybe some of them have never heard of him. But they still talk this way: E-flat, third octave below middle-C. Blah, bla-blah, bla-blah, bla-blah, bla-blah, bla-blah. Less confrontational than just-plain-bulldozing.

It reveals a mindset that only pretends to inspect things. A mindset unprepared for any kind of genuine discourse.

I think what happens is this: They float this trial balloon — in Jesse’s case it is “Bush knew about 9/11” but in other cases, it’s something more mundane like “I saw a UFO last night.” Or, let’s be fair, “Barack Obama was born in Kenya.” The moon landing was faked. The Cubans rubbed out JFK.

Someone else in the room, unprepared for the unrelenting assault emanating from the human subwoofer who has now monopolized the dinner conversation, throws in the towel, “Okay okay okay! You win!” Perhaps they say this on behalf of everybody else, or perhaps they speak only on behalf of themselves.

But I think what happens is, with that token victory achieved the trial balloon is a trial balloon no longer. Human subwoofer says to himself “I have no prevailed. I have conquered. I convinced someone. That is proof enough for me.” And from then on, it is absolutely inconceivable that the moon landing could have been real, or Obama could’ve been born in Hawaii, or that Bush wasn’t involved in the 9/11 attacks, or that Oswald acted alone or the “UFO” was just an optical illusion or funny aircraft. Those possibilities have now been dismissed. My conspiracy theory must be true; I convinced somebody of it with my magical juggernaut voicebox. That’s proof.

What kind of hope should I keep for this man? That he stays sane? That’s probably a lost hope. What if it isn’t, and he somehow retains his sanity after his flirtation with this theory has lost its luster? It’ll just be some other thing after that…some cool chestnut by which he makes a dinner-conversation conquest, and then the whole sick cycle will start again. Bill O’Reilly is really a Martian and the Rothschilds are taking over our money.

And so I will simply hope he gets the help he needs for his sickness. And maybe that he loses his voice. That is the root cause, after all.

Greedy Fatcat Bankers

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Melissa Clouthier is making sense.

So let me get this straight.

Greedy fatcatStupid regulations by Democrats cause the banking crisis. Banks tank on bad debt that was required by stupid regulations by Democrats. Banks “saved” by being owned by the government with tax payer dollars. Banks pay back money, because, surprise!, government is a harsh task-master. Government blames the bankers for….fulfilling their obligation. Then, President Obama tells bankers to make more loans….probably to the very people who couldn’t afford loans to begin with.

How about the government minds their own damn business? How about banks giving money to good risks? How about people and businesses taking on responsible, minimal debt?

The democrat party seems to have gotten ahold of some polling data — or maybe they just pulled it out of their asses, right after the fudged-up climate change “data” — that say the public has forgotten all about the Community Reinvestment Act, or never knew about it in the first place.

Ever week it seems I hear out of a democrat cakehole this tired old trope about “greedy fatcat bankers that caused this recession in the first place.” Funny thing is, as Melissa points out it is true. The regulations put in place by Jimmy and Bubba required them to cause a recession by lending to non-credit-worthy individuals, and forget all about the consequential risk, and they dutifully followed those steps to cause our current recession…

So maybe He should be calling them “greedy compliant fatcat bankers.”

That Jackhole Harlan Ellison

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

Might as well link to this tempest-in-a-teapot we had last week over at Daphne’s place about Harlan Ellison, brilliant science fiction writer, creator of such fine classics as Demon With a Glass Hand, which I consider to be among the finest Outer Limits episodes ever made.

Commenter Gordon nails it:

Harlan Ellison is an asshole. Just ask him.

Could be. I certainly think those who are defending Mr. Ellison, trying to take issue with the fact that he’s an asshole, therefore asserting he is somehow not an asshole, are short-changing the curmudgeon and handicapping his effort. Yes, effort. This is what is so right about what Gordon’s saying. Ellson is not an accidental asshole. He’s on a mission to be one.

He finds the faith others place in God, to be “ridiculous and annoying.”

As President Obama might say — Let me be clear. I don’t think this makes him an asshole because I happen to believe in God. What I think makes him an asshole, is finding such private matters to be ridiculous and annoying. Yes, you could say the football player is making it a public matter by saying it out loud. But it’s still the relationship the football player has to the Almighty, which remains a private thing. It certainly isn’t being offered up for discussion or debate.

I’m not Jewish. But if someone else finds Jewish people to be ridiculous or annoying, this is not alright with me. I don’t want to be around this guy, I look on him contemptuously, I don’t want him making decisions about anything. Ditto for the Catholic who finds Protestants to be ridiculous/annoying…or vice-versa. We, as a civilized society, to our credit, do not put up with this. It doesn’t matter what religion you have, or what the other guy has.

Well, atheism is a religion. Maybe it isn’t as long as it remains pure agnosticism. But ask an atheist to explain how everything got here, he’ll have an explanation ready to go — and by the time he’s laid it out on the table, what you’ve got there is a religion, no two ways about it.

How come they get a pass on this? They got a nose-flattening coming just as surely as any Jew-hating gentile, Muslim-hating Jew, atheist-hating Christian, Shi’ite-hating Sunni…et cetera.

I’m sorry, there’s “eccentricity,” as in “oh, you lovable whackadoodle, you just keep cranking out those wonderful stories and I don’t care about the other stuff!” And then there is pure bile. This is the latter. Harlan Ellison is an asshole.

Update: Once again, from the quill pen of Gerard Van der Leun as he comments at Daphne’s spot…to my scrapbook…

Another author of mine who was a sciencefiction writer once told me about a convention of SF writers and fans.

At a reception, a group of old SF hands were standing about and watching a younger writer regal[e] a chunk of enthralled fans with this or that bit of boasting and self-aggrandizement. One writer said, “You know, that guy reminds me of a young Harlan.”

Another looked for a moment and said, “You’re right. Let’s kill him now.”

“The Last Guys on the Planet in Love With the Sound of His Voice”

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

More awesomeness linked by Gerard at American Digest.

The squealing Obammyboppers of the media seem to have gotten more muted since those inaugural specials hit the newsstands back in late January. His numbers have fallen further faster than those of any other president — because of where he fell from: As Evan Thomas of Newsweek drooled a mere six months ago, Obama was “standing above the country . . . above the world. He’s sort of God.” That’s a long drop.

The Obama speechwriting team don’t seem to realize that. They seem to be the last guys on the planet in love with the sound of his voice and their one interminable tinny tune with its catchpenny hooks. The usual trick is to position their man as the uniquely insightful leader pitching his tent between two extremes no sane person has ever believed: “There are those who say there is no evil in the world. There are others who argue that pink fluffy bunnies are the spawn of Satan and conspiring to overthrow civilization. Let me be clear: I believe people of goodwill on all sides can find common ground between the absurdly implausible caricatures I attribute to them on a daily basis. We must begin by finding the courage to acknowledge the hard truth that I am living testimony to the power of nuance to triumph over hard truth and come to the end of the sentence on a note of sonorous, polysyllabic, if somewhat hollow, uplift. Pause for applause.”

It didn’t come but once at Oslo last week, where Obama got a bad press for blowing off the King of Norway’s luncheon. In Obama’s honor. Can you believe this line made it into the speech?

The Great Barack Obama…our last, best hope for redemption in the eyes of the international community, and in the eyes of Gaea…or at least, His speechwriters. Tin-eared and tone-deaf.

Kinda like Letterman not being funny anymore. Only one thing was being brought to the party in the first place, and now they’re fresh out of it.

There’s more. At the close, Steyn makes some brilliant points that handily demonstrate this stuttering, teleprompter-driven shimmering narcissism has real consequences for us…that is, for those to whom it is still somehow news:

The news this week that the well-connected Democrat pollster, Mark Penn, received $6 million of “stimulus” money to “preserve” three jobs in his public-relations firm to work on a promotional campaign for the switch from analog to digital TV is a perfect snapshot of Big Government. In the great sucking maw of the federal treasury, $6 million isn’t even a rounding error. But it comes from real people — from you and anybody you know who still makes the mistake of working for a living; and, if it had been left in your pockets, you’d have spent it in the real world, at a local business or in expanding your own, and maybe some way down the road it would have created some genuine jobs. Instead, it got funneled to a Democrat pitchman to preserve three non-jobs on a phony quasi-governmental PR campaign. Big Government does that every minute of the day. When Mom’n’Pop Cola of Dead Skunk Junction gets gobbled up by Coke, there are economies of scale. When real economic activity gets annexed by state and then federal government, there are no economies of scale. In fact, the very concept of “scale” disappears, so that tossing 6 million bucks away to “preserve” three already-existing positions isn’t even worth complaining about.

At his jobs summit, Obama seemed, rhetorically, to show some understanding of this. But that’s where his speechifying has outlived its welcome. When it’s tough and realistic (we need to be fiscally responsible; there are times when you have to go to war in your national interest; etc.), it bears no relation to any of the legislation. And, when it’s vapid and utopian, it looks absurd next to Harry Reid, Barney Frank & Co’s sleazy opportunism. For those of us who oppose the shriveling of liberty in both Washington and Copenhagen, a windy drone who won’t sit down keeps the spotlight on the racket. Once more from the top, Barack!

Who Killed Christmas?

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

Crowder and Zo make fun of CSI. It’s a little bit dragged out, but I am so glad someone is finally making fun of that horse’s ass David Caruso.

I seriously cannot watch this show. It’s like my intellect is being insulted every five to ten seconds, throughout the entire hour.

Know what I’m talking about, right? I expect to see that kid from Fright Night come running out shouting “Oh my God, you’re so cool David Caruso!” What, they’re trying to get idiot schoolgirls to tear down their Leonardo DiCaprio Titanic posters, and put up one of Caruso in their place?

Blegh. Enough with the super-duper-hottie male-n-female forensics investigators. It’s stupid. The super-hottie lady investigators, with their oh-so-slow hot showers, look sufficiently stupid to me…and I happen to like hottie ladies…gravel-voice is a few notches further stupid than that. Yeah, I hear you shouting “so don’t watch it!” Precisely. You got it.

Back to the subject at hand, people who find “Christmas” offensive. Yes. They suck too. And with very few exceptions, they all seem to be “proxies” — you know? Concerned that someone else might get offended, who may or may not exist?

Who is Scaring the American People?

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

Boortz does such a good job with this one, I can’t see any need, any point, or any way to trim things down. He doesn’t even have his customary stress-puppy mad-as-hell misspellings in this one. All he’s missing is a link to what he’s talking about. Having supplied that, I’ll just read the whole thing in:

JUST WHO IS SCARING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?

Now Give Me a Reason You're Not HiringThis really is rich. The Community Organizer told House Republican leaders that they needed to “stop trying to frighten the American people.”

First of all, the American people need to be frightened .. very frightened. The only people in this country who should NOT be frightened are those who work or aspire to work for government. Right now people totally and completely infatuated with government are in control in Washington .. and if you have an entrepreneurial spirit, or if you would rather work for a dynamic business in the private sector rather than buried in the bowels of some government office somewhere, then you should be shaking in your boots.

Scare the American people? Well … let’s look at America’s jobs machine; the small business. If you’re an American dreaming of a strong economic recovery, this is where it must occur. You need to know that the owners of these small businesses, the people you want to step up and start hiring and expanding, are looking at the following:

* Democrat threats to raise their taxes by 5.4 percentage points to pay for health care “reform.”
* Democrat threats to make them pay a “war tax” to pay for the war in Afghanistan
* Democrat threats to make them provide health insurance to employees, or to pay a penalty if they fail to do so
* Democrat threats to create onerous regulations relating to carbon emissions if the Senate doesn’t pass Cap-and-trade.
* New costs if the Democrats DO pass Cap-and-Trade.
* Democrat threats to remove the earnings cap for Social Security

All of these things have lead to a virtual hiring freeze with America’s small businesses. Why aren’t they hiring? They’re not hiring because they don’t know what in the hell is going to happen to them over the next year.

And it’s the REPUBLICANS who are frightening the American people?

You know what’s worse? If you sat Obama down and explained all of this to him he wouldn’t understand.

Cartoon brought to my attention by Buck.

Buckstaposition

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

Buck, like millions of others, prefers Fox News over CNN. He’s offered this juxtaposition of videos to explain why. Do you think this makes the case?

Yep…grown-ups, versus children.

It isn’t that right-wingers (or centrists, if you’re positioned to see things that way) are or more less inclined to see issues in an “us-versus-them” dynamic than left-wingers (or centrists, if you’re positioned to see things that way). What it is, is that if you’re a left-winger we tend to give you a pass. Left-wingers are revolutionaries by nature. That is their history. They are grown-up hippies. And so we’ve come to expect it out of them; every single issue that comes along, they see it in terms of “our side” and “their side.” One is left with little reason to conclude they’ve retained any capacity — any at all! — for seeing anything, anywhere, in any other way. Blue & Gray. Lilliput and Blefuscu. Lancaster and York. Elois and Morlocks. Jets and Sharks. Crips and Bloods. It’s their view of the world, they aren’t stigmatized for it.

You haven’t long to wait before you hear of a right-wing conservative talk about an “enemy camp,” to be sure. But it’s a far more rare occurrence on the right side for this kind of twaddle to be served up as supposedly thoughtful news commentary. Bill O’Reilly might drift down a little bit further, somewhere into this general zone. He might call someone a “pinhead” — some individual who’s said or done something to merit it. And the lefties will land all over him for it. And imagine — just imagine! — Brit Hume commenting on President Obama meeting with SEIU officials, wondering aloud what our President is doing having talks with the enemy. Oh, my goodness, the hijinks that would ensue. But Matthews calls West Point enemy territory, and that’s all good. Ridickerous.

Another thought: Sad to say, but our current President owes his victory to several jackasses just like Matthews. Folks who dutifully trudged off to the polls on a Tuesday thirteen months in the past, then later that day squealed with delight as His Holiness proclaimed victory. Then, in the weeks that followed, bellowed with bellicose triumph as the winter air cackled with with the spark of this stuff called “hope.” Divisions healed, and all that.

Obama makes a speech at West Point and the hubbub distills down to a plaintive wailing of “What the heck are ya doin’? That’s the enemy!”

No sense of irony whatsoever. Vote for a healing of the divide, breathlessly anticipate a healing of the divide, and then protest vehemently against any move toward a healing of the divide. All in one, smooth, fluid motion. They think they’re being consistent, and maybe in their surreal, tie-dyed universe, they are.

Too much funny stuff smoked back in the sixties, I reckon. Pretty damn sad. National tragedy. An entire generation of people who can’t think in a straight line.

Next time the arguing starts up about Fox News I’m linking to Buck’s post, or to this one. This is a rather serious problem. It afflicts more than the afflicted, because how in the world are we going to gain access to serious news, if we lose our ability to define what it is?

Why Are They So Doggone Stupid???

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

Yes, it is nice to see some real straight talk once in awhile.

The answer to the question, I think, is that they aren’t really that stupid. The problem isn’t in their heads, it’s in their hearts. They’re full of hate.

Hat tip to Don Surber, by way of Let’s Think About That.

Memo For File CV

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

One of the very first things covered by President Obama during His inaugural speech was the “fact,” if you call it that, that forty-four Americans have now taken the Presidential oath of office. He got that one wrong, but the fact-checkers didn’t catch it because they were too busy screening Saturday Night Live skits. But His observation does raise an interesting point: We’ve had quite a few Presidents. Some have been good, some have been bad, and with a whole lot of them it depends on who you ask.

When we argue about the people who may or may not become President in the near future, that’s when we really go at it, and this makes sense too. One arrives rather quickly at the realization that we don’t seem to disagree too much about what qualities the candidates do & do not have; our disagreement seems to be about what is important to the office. This part, it seems to me, doesn’t make that much sense. We haven’t had forty-four men take the oath of office quite yet, but we have had something very close to that. Wouldn’t it be wise to look back and see what history has taught us?

When I look back on what history has taught us, I see — once again — the prevailing sentiment has things about 180 degrees off course, more-or-less.

The prevailing sentiment smiles, first and foremost, on boldness, daring, “trying something new.” Creativity, vision, hope, change…perhaps Robert Kennedy, not one of the 44 guys, said it best. “There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why; I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?” Inspiration. New ideas. Thinking outside of that ol’ box!

History is pretty clear about this. It’s led to multi-generational new social entitlement program bullshit, and the feeling of dependency and crushing debt that go along with those. Not much else.

Next up is jut-jawed determination, grit, resolve, integrity. This is not an ability or willingness to make good decisions; this is the quality of sticking to them once they are made. We have good reason to insist on this. If you’re President, and you make a decision I kinda don’t like but it doesn’t completely offend the hell out of me…let’s say there are other options I would have preferred, but there are others I detest much more, so I could learn to live with it. It’s important that as you meet all these other power-players that a President meets, I know you’re going to stick to your guns.

I would have to say in my lifetime, the one President who had more of this than any other was our 43rd, George W. Bush. Well, frankly that didn’t work out too well for him. He left office on a steep downslide in his approval ratings…but with no one willing to step forward and say he was missing even so much of a smidgen of this quality. And I would infer it was this quality that was instrumental in bringing those approval ratings down. His predecessor was much more popular, and I would say that predecessor had less of this than any other President in our lifetime. Bill Clinton would say something on Monday, and by Tuesday…who knows what would happen. So this is something we say we like. But I think it’s a fair assessment to comment the public is demanding this quality in its Presidents, but it isn’t willing to show much of it itself. It sees an annoyingly broad latitude in changing its mind about it.

The next quality is unnamed. Barack Obama has oodles and oodles of this, but nobody is quite sure what it is. You heard this much discussed throughout the 2008 campaign, especially when He was locked in a fierce battle with Hillary Clinton for the nomination. “There’s just something about Him!” Some people call it leadership because when He says something, like “grab a mop” for example, there arises within you this primal instinct to get it done. The marrow of your bones seem to just want to start mopping. Authority, confidence, blah blah blah. He never stutters or stammers…says “uh” quite a lot, but always with dignity and flair.

What’s this done for us over the course of the previous 43 administrations?

Well, it’s helped to sell us a lot of crap. Salesmen learn how to do this; if it is their trade to deal with bad product. Hey let’s face it, if your product is compatible with the interests of the buyer, your “charisma” isn’t going to help the sale a whole lot. An average-Joe can get just as much sold. You need excellent salesmen if you’re trying to move a shitty product. So this “I don’t know why I want to do what he says, it’s just the way I feel!” thing is a distinguishing characteristic of flim-flam men and liars. And indeed, our history is seasoned with quite a few Presidents who were superior in all kinds of ways, whose voices were awkward, squeaky, meandering…interestingly, most of them existed in the days before it was possible to make any kind of audible document. We have to read the written word of their contemporaries, to get a feel for what their voices sounded like. But there doesn’t seem to be a lot of hopey-changey charisma-or-whatever back there.

Believing in peace? That’s been an enormous bust, probably the biggest one. If I have to come up with a list to illustrate the point, you’re never going to get the point. The Presidents who believed in war have done a lot more good for our nation. Note that I didn’t say “who loved war”; I said believe in war. I can think, right off the top of my head, of four Presidents who believed in war but properly despised it as any decent human being must. Perhaps the quote attributed to Reagan, supposedly uttered during the PATCO strike, sums up the vision and the sentiment of an effective U.S. President: “If there’s going to be a bloodbath, let’s get it over with.” I know of no phrase in the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, the Federalist Papers or any correspondence among they who founded the nation, that contradicts this. Our nation’s Chief Executive is a ripper-offer of band-aids. Get it over with.

Honesty? That goes without saying.

Loyalty? That goes without saying as well. But of course loyalty is a tricky thing. You have to prioritize it. If it was possible to be loyal to everyone all the time, it would be an easy, simple job to be President. And of course it isn’t.

Does wisdom play a role? That, too, goes without saying. The President must be able to look down the road, consider the effects of his decisions over the short term as well as the longer one. How good of a job do we do on insisting on this? The argument that George W. Bush failed to consider the more distant implications of his decisions, seems to hold water at first. But when one thinks back to the events of early 2003 and recalls them with honesty, one sees this is a crock. The matter was deliberated over and over and over again; the pro-peace people were granted one fair hearing after another, after another, and then they took to the streets all over the world to riot just to make sure the point got across. It got across. But the problem was, we were dealing with an asshole who needed to be taken down. France, later revealed to be on-the-take via the Oil For Food program, used their veto power on the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) and that’s when George Bush went around the process. The debacles that came afterward made this seem unwise. But real wisdom is recognizing all the available options, and when each and every single one of those options suck, maintaining an ability to select the least-sucky out of all of them.

So I would say our prevailing viewpoint is that wisdom is important, and the prevailing viewpoint is correct about this.

Reviewing the events of the past decade, I would further observe the prevailing viewpoint measures wisdom as the ability to “conjure up” a non-sucky option that does not necessarily exist. And I would comment that the prevailing viewpoing is wrong about that.

Once an option is chosen, wisdom stands behind the notion that it was the best one. It does not stand behind the notion that it was a good option. You have to play the cards you’re dealt.

How about a willingness to go out and seek the wisdom? Does a good President have the patience and courage to listen to the wisdom of our children?

Nope. Children don’t have wisdom. They’re too young. Next question.

How about knowing where the bodies are buried, like Lyndon Baines Johnson did? Does that make for an effective President? What does history say about that?

History says this is a useful thing for getting things passed the President wants passed; especially when the President is trying to overcome stiff opposition to get it passed. And can improve his odds in this effort, by sidestepping logical, rational debate. And legitimate criticism. So if the President is trying to sell a crock of bullshit, knowing where the bodies are buried can be very helpful…to him. It tends to be injurious to everybody else. You can’t depend on such men to have a decent internal working understanding of what’s right and what’s wrong. Probably won’t happen. After all, this guy knows where bodies are buried! How does he know?

President Johnson’s legacy is about as tattered as anybody else’s, Nixon included. Johnson was an asshole, perhaps a sociopath, and may not even have been sane. He conducted conferences in the shitter, while he was defecating. All in all, I’m gonna have to go with no. Were it possible to have some kind of Constitutional amendment that says “No citizen shall serve as President if he knows where the bodies are buried,” I’d favor passage of that. History, it seems, would favor passage of this as well. This hasn’t helped our country one bit.

Belief in freedom? That goes on the “Yes” side. Actually, that’s the first thing we’re supposed to be trying to find. Our Presidents haven’t failed us here. We have been failing our country, by failing to support this and vote for it.

Telling us what you’re going to do, before you’re elected to get it done? Again — huge “yes.” It’s the Presidents who keep this a closely-guarded secret who have been the big fails. That includes our current one. He’s making history with the speed of erosion of His approval ratings, and there’s a reason for it: His election was less concerned with policy decisions, compared to any other Presidential election in my lifetime, easily. We didn’t talk about what He’d do, we just talked about how wonderful He is. That’s our fault. But then He saw that as an easy road to victory, and He made the most of it. That’s His fault. Now He’s reaping the whirlwind. Mega-fail.

Looking like you have it all together when you get interviewed? I hope that’s not very important. If it is, that means our teevee reporters are kingmakers, and frankly I don’t trust them. As for how big of a factor it is, it’s up to Sarah Palin to decide if we’re going to conduct an experiment on that…since I don’t think anyone’s flubbed it worse than she has. But on the other hand: The second-place prize goes to President Obama, for his “President Gigglepuss” interview in which Steve Kroft had to ask Him if He was “punch drunk.” That was an enormous bomb, but it didn’t hurt the President’s ability to preside, not in the least. So those who say this hurt Palin, need to find a way to explain why it’s damaging to her and not to Him. Perhaps they’re still correct…public reaction can be a fickle, nonsensical thing. But overall, does it have much to do with presidential qualifications, after I chew on it for awhile I don’t think so.

Knowing who the Minister of (fill in the blank) is for the country of (fill in the blank), and knowing how to pronounce the name. We place a lot of importance on this, and this is an awful mistake. It means debate moderators and interviewers — who I don’t trust — can all-but-eject promising candidates from the running, simply by coming up with challenging questions. And you’ll notice they never ask the same question of all the candidates, or even many of the candidates. It’s targeted. They don’t deserve to wield this kind of power, nor are they worthy of wielding it. And being the President of the United States is not the same thing as playing a game of Trivial Pursuit. This is bone-headed stupid and we have to stop it.

Knowing how to field dress a moose. No.

Knowing how to use a Blackberry. No.

Knowing how to type. No.

Knowing some dance moves. No.

Looking good shirtless. No.

Looking good on the cover of Runner’s World in short shorts. No.

Being a beltway insider. No.

Being a newcomer to the beltway. No.

Having five kids. No.

Planting a vegetable garden. No.

Knowing how to fire a gun. No.

Believing in the right to have a gun: HELL yes!

Having a law degree. I wonder how the country would look after fifty years of Presidents who do NOT have law degrees. A whole lot better, I’ll bet. Inch by inch, as lawyers get more things they want, our nation has become the poorer for it. So no.

Being sensitive, contemplative, mulling over a decision, changing it thoughtfully with the arrival of new evidence: Absolutely not. Overall, people make much better decisions when they say to themselves “In thirty seconds, or ten, or five, I’m going to have this thing decided and there’ll be no looking back.” When they use the latitude to mull it over endlessly, their sense of judgment gets shot to hell, and as a consequence of this, their ultimate decision ends up being not that good. We just saw it with Obama’s decision on Afghanistan; is there anyone, anywhere, who says this was a good show of decision-making? Even among those who somehow agree with it? No, and there’s a lesson there. Besides, when you’re negotiating with an antagonistic force, and you take the Jean-Luc Picard approach of “I’m open to anything and my decision-making process is an endless and timeless Hoover-vac type of activity that sucks in and makes use of all kinds of of information” — this makes new strategies available to your enemy. The other extreme at the opposite end of the spectrum, would be a tornado. Nobody tries to win concessions out of a tornado. You either get the hell out of the way or you’re dead. We don’t elect our President to be a Captain Picard. We elect our President to be a tornado. At least, we should.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Violence Actually Solves a Lot

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

That last scene seems to have been lifted straight out of my living room. Wonder if Crowder’s been spying on me.

Huckabee is Done

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Man, I’m really glad I never came out & supported this guy.

HuckabeeI saw his picture in the dictionary the other day. I think the word I was looking up was “kaput.”

Huck PAC, Mike Huckabee’s political action committee, released a statement Sunday night about the slaying of four police officers in Pierce County. When Huckabee was Arkansas governor he commuted the sentence of the person of interest in the case.

The statement says:

The senseless and savage execution of police officers in Washington State has saddened the nation, and early reports indicate that a person of interest is a repeat offender who once lived in Arkansas and was wanted on outstanding warrants here and in Washington State. The murder of any individual is a profound tragedy, but the murder of a police officer is the worst of all murders in that it is an assault on every citizen and the laws we live within.

Should he be found to be responsible for this horrible tragedy, it will be the result of a series of failures in the criminal justice system in both Arkansas and Washington State. He was recommended for and received a commutation of his original sentence from 1990, this commutation made him parole eligible and he was then paroled by the parole board once they determined he met the conditions at that time. He was arrested later for parole violation and taken back to prison to serve his full term, but prosecutors dropped the charges that would have held him. It appears that he has continued to have a string of criminal and psychotic behavior but was not kept incarcerated by either state. This is a horrible and tragic event and if found and convicted the offender should be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law. Our thoughts and prayers are and should be with the families of those honorable, brave, and heroic police officers.

unregistered user (#412148) speaks for me:

What an absurd statement for Huckabee to make. He blames everyone but himself, the person ultimately responsible for releasing this man back into society. The buck stopped with him, and he blew it.

My prayers are with the families who are suffering because of a predator who should never have seen the light of day.

Judicial Footnotes

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Let us not forget about that whole judicial activism thing…so many other things going ’round all screwed up, it’s easy to let this one fall off the radar.

U.S. senators on Thursday will debate and vote on the nomination of Judge David F. Hamilton, President Obama’s first judicial nominee.

Hamilton, who would sit on the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals in Chicago if confirmed, has said his decisions as a federal judge can “amend” the U.S. Constitution by adding “footnotes” to it.

At the 2003 dedication of a U.S. courthouse in Indiana named after former Sen. Birch Bayh (D-Ind.), Hamilton quoted someone else’s comment that judges write “footnotes.”

He told the audience: “Let’s start with the Constitution. Judge S. Hugh Dillin of this court has said that part of our job here as judges is to write a series of footnotes to the Constitution. We all do that every year in cases large and small.”

That judicial philosophy led Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee to question Hamilton at a rare second hearing on his nomination, held on April 29.

Hamilton was confirmed. So let the footnotes begin.

Elections have consequences.

Hardball Bigotry

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

These people are nuts. And this stuff they’re peddling — it’s just plain sick. What in the hell is the matter with Chris Matthews? And who in the world is launching these fusillades against Fox News, and ignoring him?

Just have a look at some of this nonsense. And I’m using “nonsense” as a euphemism for something else.

NORAH O`DONNELL, NBC CORRESPONDENT: They have a connection with her, and I think it`s an emotional connection. A lot of the people I spoke with today were unable to articulate exactly why they supported Sarah Palin…But she`s about to arrive any minute, and there`s a stage out front where she`s going to take to that stage and make remarks, almost like a mini-campaign rally.

MATTHEWS: Well, they look like a white crowd to me. Let`s go back to Joan Walsh. Not that there`s anything wrong with it, but it is pretty monochromatic up there.

Joan, no surprise in terms of the ethnic nature of the people showing up. Nothing wrong with that. But it is a fact. Let me go to this intramural — the nastiness — and I want to get back to Norah on this, Norah covered the campaign and — the nastiness of this, the attacks on you might call them the “little people,” Steve Schmidt, Nicolle Wallace, in the campaign. Here`s somebody who was governor of a state taking whacks in a published book, her only book, trashing little people, and at the same time, she`s looking out for little…

Here`s her quote. By the way, here is McCain defending his people. “There`s been a lot of dust flying around in the last few days, and I just wanted to mention that I have the highest regard for Steve Schmidt and Nicolle Wallace and the rest of the team, and I appreciate all the hard work and everything they did to help the campaign.”

So he`s pushing back, Joan.

JOAN WALSH, SALON.COM: Yes. You know, he was trying to stay out of it, Chris, for a few days. He was saying nice things about her. But when she insults his team like that — and you know, I — there are questions about who`s right, but they strenuously deny it, and other reporters who were around also deny her version of things. So, I think that there are a couple of whopping lies, as well as just a mean-spiritedness that doesn`t serve her well.

It`s why she will never be president. She is a very divisive, mean- spirited person. She is fighting down with her 19-year-old ex-future-son- in-law, who should really be ignored, if anything.

So, you know, I think you see a side of Sarah Palin — Norah is right. People who love her love her. But the general public doesn`t trust her and sees this kind of mean girl persona that she`s never grown out of.

Norah did great reporting, by the way. I was watching when she interviewed these people who were wrong about TARP and who just started babbling about she will defend the Constitution, as though Obama won’t.

MATTHEWS: Right.
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MATTHEWS: … on “Sean Hannity” last night.

I think there is a tribal aspect to this thing, in other words, white vs. other people. I think she is very smart about this. Here she is on the issue of — of what happened down at Fort Hood, obviously, an ethnic issue, as many people see it.

WALSH: Right.

MATTHEWS: She sees it that way. Here she is going at him.

This mindset is plenty worthy of an expose all by itself. I can just see it now…”Coming up next: A political phenomenon grips the fears and passions of the nation. Guilty white liberals who see every issue in terms of white-versus-not-white. What drives them? What motivates them?”

I’d love to see health care reform presented in this way. Gather up a couple hundred communists who are chomping at the bit for government to take over health care, with all their sob stories, and gravely intone: “These people feel an emotional connection, they feel like they have been, in one way or another, beaten-up on…I was struck by the meanness of this, the nastiness of this…whopping lies, mean-spiritedness of this…”

What this is, is a liberal effort to take control of the “water cooler” conversation. People see this rot, and if they happen to like Sarah Palin — or even if they don’t, but they’re just part of the growing majority who think Obama needs to be stopped — the thought that comes into their heads is, “My God, the people I work with are going to see me the way they see the white racist knuckle-draggers in this video.” And they become chilled. They shut up.

It’s part of a deliberate strategy.

Meanwhile — none of the issues presented here are white-versus-not-white. Not a single one. Matthews, O’Donnell and Walsh are bringing that into it. If they are honest in their remarks, and I think they are, then that means they are sick and weak to the point of being incapable of making a logical decision about anything, because they get distracted and drift off into irrelevancies that determine the final outcome for them with regard to what they’re deciding. And then, like little kids, they seek validation for what they’ve decided, in the form of agreement toward/from others. “Oh you are so right, Chris, you are SO right.”

We’re looking at why blogs became popular in the first decade of this century. It’s not a matter of instant communication or high technology or even any kind of wonderful job the bloggers are doing. It’s a matter of trust. When you don’t trust anybody you want to get as many perspectives on what’s going on as you possibly can. The days of “Listen To Uncle Walter For An Hour And Consider Yourself Well-Informed” are long gone. And these guilty-white-liberal-racist-holier-than-thou airheads are what made it happen.

Not In It For The Attention, Mind You… XXXVI

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Right Wing News, where we are an occasional contributing editor on the weekends, has gone back over the week just past and lifted some of the best quotes. From the news, from the teevee, from the blogs, from the op-ed pieces. It is by no means a short list, but it is put together from some quality material. And we are flattered to see we have made the cut.

Intellectualism has become the readiness, willingness and ability to call dangerous things safe, and safe things dangerous.

That is intended as a lamentation, let’s be clear about that. And lately it seems to work both ways. If you think carbon is dangerous (more on this later) but there’s no cause for concern over giving Kalid Shiekh Mohammed a civilian trial, you must possess some keen insight, perhaps some X-ray vision, that gives you wisdom beyond the three dimensions and the earthly domain.

If, on the other hand, you just call things as they are — taxes hurt the economy, if you execute the bad guy he won’t kill any more little kids, cities with magnanimous social programs have teeming masses of homeless because if I was homeless I’d head down there too, maybe kids have attention deficit problems because they aren’t getting their asses whipped anymore — then you’re more mundane. You have demonstrated no irony, therefore you haven’t demonstrated this keen extra-dimensional insight. Therefore you must not have it, therefore you must be something of a dimwit. And far more horrifyingly still, you’re a little bit on the boring side.

You may be missing Trivial Pursuit questions that any average fourth grader would be able to ace easily, but express one thought contrary to common sense and you have a free ride to genius-land. Over time the favorite among these has become “perhaps they are sending their children into restaurants with dynamite belts because they have no other way to fight back.” On the flip-side, you may have been publishing important scientific works for decades, curing diseases, re-designing bridges so they can carry more weight…but utter one single thing that fits in too well with reality, like “If I wanted to burglarize people, I’d skip all the houses that I thought had guns in ’em” — and you’re an instant dumbass.

It’s not a drive toward left-wing politics; if it was, it would be far less dangerous because it would capture the fascination only of those who are enamored of left-wing politics. This phenomenon has a deep impact on people who don’t give a rat’s ass about politics. It’s a mistaken realization of what intellectual wherewithal really is. It is an excessive fascination with where above-average intelligence might take a thought, with an inadequate understanding of how exactly that works.

And it pushes us toward choosing the more exotic and more contrarian epiphanies and solutions — in response to problems that, when all’s said & done, at the end of the day are really quite mundane.

And those solutions are wrong, more often than not.

Memo For File CIV

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Me, in the previous post:

The fundamental problem with what we are doing right now is an enduring and often unstated belief that expurgation is the key to our success…our society is suffering because it isn’t yet pure enough. People in charge right now are giving lots and lots of speeches about things…I don’t hear very much about people-making-money-helping-other-people in those speeches. I don’t hear much about liberty or freedom.

What I do hear about is other people being the cause of all our problems. Certain types of people. “Wall Street bankers who caused this mess in the first place” is a more familiar phrase than one would expect any intact phrase to be, in a healthy, thinking environment. People clinging bitterly to their guns and their bibles.

Expurgation. Our economy is not to be made more robust or more vibrant, but more pure. We are to define certain segments of our society, certain groups of people — isolate them, blame the problems on them, and somehow marginalize them. Make them less influential, or get rid of them altogether.

Blogger friend Rick points to an example that’ll curl your hair.

Did Christianity Cause the Crash?

Like the ambitions of many immigrants who attend services there, Casa del Padre’s success can be measured by upgrades in real estate. The mostly Latino church, in Charlottesville, Virginia, has moved from the pastor’s basement, where it was founded in 2001, to a rented warehouse across the street from a small mercado five years later, to a middle-class suburban street last year, where the pastor now rents space from a lovely old Baptist church that can’t otherwise fill its pews. Every Sunday, the parishioners drive slowly into the parking lot, never parking on the sidewalk or grass—“because Americanos don’t do that,” one told me—and file quietly into church. Some drive newly leased SUVs, others old work trucks with paint buckets still in the bed. The pastor, Fernando Garay, arrives last and parks in front, his dark-blue Mercedes Benz always freshly washed, the hubcaps polished enough to reflect his wingtips.

It can be hard to get used to how much Garay talks about money in church, one loyal parishioner, Billy Gonzales, told me one recent Sunday on the steps out front. Back in Mexico, Gonzales’s pastor talked only about “Jesus and heaven and being good.” But Garay talks about jobs and houses and making good money, which eventually came to make sense to Gonzales: money is “really important,” and besides, “we love the money in Jesus Christ’s name! Jesus loved money too!” That Sunday, Garay was preaching a variation on his usual theme, about how prosperity and abundance unerringly find true believers. “It doesn’t matter what country you’re from, what degree you have, or what money you have in the bank,” Garay said. “You don’t have to say, ‘God, bless my business. Bless my bank account.’ The blessings will come! The blessings are looking for you! God will take care of you. God will not let you be without a house!”

The piece is infested with faulty logic, what we here call “dolphin logic.” You know…fish live in the sea, dolphins live in the sea therefore dolphins are fish. This is applied to the “sun belt.” There are lots of houses of worship in the sun belt, the sun belt was hardest hit with the housing/foreclosure crisis, therefore God must have caused it. All those God-people with their crappy $20k-a-year jobs having kids and using their “cheap credit” to move into houses they couldn’t afford.

In 2008, in the online magazine Religion Dispatches, Jonathan Walton, a professor of religious studies at the University of California at Riverside, warned:

Narratives of how “God blessed me with my first house despite my credit” were common … Sermons declaring “It’s your season of overflow” supplanted messages of economic sobriety and disinterested sacrifice. Yet as folks were testifying about “what God can do,” little attention was paid to a predatory subprime-mortgage industry, relaxed credit standards, or the dangers of using one’s home equity as an ATM.

In 2004, Walton was researching a book about black televangelists. “I would hear consistent testimonies about how ‘once I was renting and now God let me own my own home,’ or ‘I was afraid of the loan officer, but God directed him to ignore my bad credit and blessed me with my first home,’” he says. “This trope was so common in these churches that I just became immune to it. Only later did I connect it to this disaster.”

Rick also pointed to Doctor Bob, who thoroughly eviscerated it by pointing out the top-heavy rhetoric-to-fact ratio…

So, a lot of foreclosures occurred in the Hispanic and black communities — and the prosperity gospel was increasingly popular among these groups as well. Pretty damning, I’d have to say. Pretty much nails it down, don’t ya think?

Or not.

Seriously, there’s really not much more to the “evidence” in this article than that. Sure, they mention that some of the banks were marketing to prosperity Gospel churches, and some pastors were a bit cozy with the banks as well, and seemed to be encouraging debt. But really, that’s about it. Perhaps some numbers would be nice: how many of these churches’ members actually ended up foreclosed or financially destitute? What percentage of foreclosed homes were purchased by these church members? If you’re going to make the claim that the prosperity churches are a major factor in the housing meltdown, wouldn’t some hard facts and numbers be, you know, reasonable to provide?

Oh, and here’s a little mental exercise for you: imagine their cover blaring forth: “Did African-Americans and Hispanics Cause the Crisis?”

Yes, that is the smaller of the offenses: The lack of balance. This idea has to be evaluated on its intellectual merit, an there can be no intellectual merit if there is no intellectual honesty. In order for there to be any intellectual honesty there has to be balance. “No, I have these rules that say it’s okay to blame Christians for things, but not people with darker skin for anything” is not balanced and it cannot be intellectually honest. “Women good, men bad,” similarly, is inherently imbalanced and therefore cannot be intellectally honest. In fact, the Atlantic piece, quite surprisingly, begins with a confession of sorts…

I had come to Charlottesville to learn more about this second strain of the American dream — one that’s been ascendant for a generation or more. I wanted to try to piece together the connection between the gospel and today’s economic reality, and to see whether “prosperity” could possibly still seem enticing, or even plausible, in this distinctly unprosperous moment.

Hanna Rosin wanted to connect the gospel to today’s economic hardship, and she managed to get ‘er done. That, too, is intellectally insincere. You aren’t “learning” much of anything, if you’re just filling in holes in an idea you already had in the first place.

The larger of the offenses is the one I spelled out up above at the beginning. The desire for purification. The desire to destroy. Raw, naked bigotry, wearing a thin mask of a desire to make the economy better.

As I was reading the Atlantic piece, an image formed in my mind morphing together the cover image with the infamous Newsweek visage…what if the two hit-pieces got together and had a love child? I let my imagination flow in the comments under Rick’s follow-up:

I began to have this vision of Sarah Palin, in her office, in teeny tiny black running shorts, holding an enormous cross, with a caption like “Did cross-waving simpletons in slutty waitress glasses cause the crisis?” and/or “How do you solve a problem like them?” You know. REALLY let the hatred drip out.

I still think our society is too civilized, too noble, for this dreck to have the kind of appeal we are to believe that it has. It all looks so phony to me. We respect each other across boundaries of creed, geography, class and sex. I think we hold this respect for each other deep down. Perhaps we are losing it in incremental stages, but the foundation of it is still there. At the very least — most of us don’t want the responsibility that would go with the act of destroying others who are not like us. Whether some of us have the stomach to entertain such lascivious thoughts, is another question.

But I think deep down people understand: Regardless of whether this group over here, is a more suitable target than that group over there, for the isolate/blame/marginalize strategy…this is not the avenue to our ultimate economic salvation. We are not going to fix things by blaming Christians. Or, as seems to be Ms. Rosin’s intent, Latinos. Or sun-belt people, or red-state people, or gun-n-bible people. Or Sarah Palin.

We can’t make things better by blaming. I think Rosin does have a point about people just believing God will make things better, no hard work required. Yes, I’ve met people like this. And they do cause problems. But that, to me, is not “Christianity.” I call that L-A-Z-Y. The Christianity is just used as a symbol of it…as a caption…as an excuse. And it’s used by Rosin as a way of targeting a group that happens to be convenient.

Perhaps someone needs to get the word out to the guy Rick pointed to next…Mike at Waving or Drowning. And his readers, who are falling for it hook, line and sinker.

We need to start systematically rejecting this. We have some people wandering around with some terribly bad ideas, and some of these ideas might have caused the crisis. Chief among these ideas would be: People have a “right” to own a house. Next up: That when someone is refused a loan to buy a house, maybe a “civil right” just got trod-upon. And the next one: That it’s more important to twist a bank’s arm with some new legislation than expect people to live within their means.

But that means we need to start marginalizing and shedding the ideas, not the people. If it’s your primary focus that some targeted group of people should experience some kind of smackdown for which they are overdue, then you’re probably not among the people who are ultimately going to find an answer to this problem.

On Intellectualism

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

Me:

I think we’ve reached a turning point, and the turning point is this:

Intellectualism has become the readiness, willingness and ability to call dangerous things safe, and safe things dangerous.

If you’re ready, willing and able to call dangerous things dangerous and safe things safe, you are a moron.

Farker BigSteve3000 (2009-11-13 05:12:23 AM):

[C]ould anyone please explain the hate for her [Sarah Palin] thing.

she seems no more dopey than any other politician. one catch please have a logical thought not “I hate her cuz she sux” or “See she is just wrong for the US” or “RU Kiding she is lame”[.]

Farker coco ebert (2009-11-13 05:33:06 AM):

Because Katie farking Couric swept the floor with her.
Because she has quit almost every political office she has ever held.
Because she is not well-educated. That’s fine if she wants to be governor of a state like Alaska but don’t try to be president. We had enough with Dubya.

Farker totally_out_of_ideas (2009-11-13 06:08:05 AM):

I don’t care for Sarah Palin because she seems to have no intellectual curiosity. She’s not well traveled, well read, nor does she speak well. She doesn’t demonstrate a good grasp of current events, and she seems to have acquired her political and life philosophy from reading bumper stickers. And she is oblivious to all of this.

We Americans just had a President with these qualities and I didn’t like it.

Mmm, hmmm…and our current President, who is “sort of God,” referred to her original municipality as “Wasilly.” By this point, persons of all ideological persuasions will concede that without His wonderful teleprompter, He can’t give a speech to save His own ass.

“Intellectual” titan Al Gore won’t even debate his own magical pet humans-destroying-planet theory. There’s some “intellectual curiosity” for you.

We are not talking about raw mental horsepower here. We’re not talking curiosity. We’re talking about something…something…similar to what I was describing. An irony with regard to belief about what’s safe and what’s dangerous.

FrankJ, putting on his “serious writer” hat (I think — it’s always a little tough to tell with him)…nails down what we clueless dorks see as what’s going wrong with the Fort Hood massacre. It’s the “intellectuals” that are the problem here. They’re deciding too many things.

Now, it seems to me that the appropriate response from the military right now should not be to assure us diversity will be preserved; that’s secondary and a concern for another day. What they should be doing is vowing that if anyone else in the military is found to have views similar to Hasan, they will be immediately thrown out of the military and gutted like a pig.

All of which comes back to my original point.

We’re doing a wonderful job of showing proper respect to intellectualism. We’re accomplishing way too much there. We’ve got bagfuls of respect for it. We’re just doing a shitty job of defining what it is.

You have to show some abysmally bad judgment in deciding what’s malevolent and what’s benign — you have to get the two of them mixed up. At least sometimes. And more often is better. Failing that, you’re not an “intellectual”; if you make sensible decisions about these things, consistently, then you’re a great big ol’ dummy.

Cross-posted at Cassy‘s place and at Right Wing News.