Archive for March, 2009

SheetzuCacaPoopoo

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Oh, Good Lord…The View loudmouth Joy Behar discusses her new childrens’ book, about a dog that is supposed to be President Obama.

BEHAR: The kids love to say SheetzuCacaPoopoo. Well, that was the key. But, the book is really about Barack Obama. Okay? Let me explain.

ROBERTS: Everyone is looking around.

BEHAR: The dog- Max is in trouble. They send him to obedience school, okay? When he’s in obedience school is when he becomes Barack. He becomes a community organizer. And he organizes the big dogs around the little dogs. ‘Cause at first, the big dogs, also known as the Republicans, don’t like him. See? And so, he finds ways, pragmatically, to help the big dogs.

ROBERTS: Uh-huh.

BEHAR: They can reach itches for them. They can go underneath to get to spots. They can scare the cats away. And so, he becomes popular. And everybody loves each other.

ROBERTS: It’s all about change.

BEHAR: It’s all about pragmatism and change, and trying to find a solution in your situation, which is Barack Obama. Isn’t that- How did I jump to that? Pretty good? That’s- All because of SheetzuCacaPoopoo.

Video behind the link.

I think the most surreal part of this is the thing about “and everybody loves each other.” Barack Obama is all about making everybody love each other? How’s that working out lately?

I’ve been wondering this about liberals since long, long before Barack Obama ever hit the scene. The vision is that everybody is supposed to love each other — and to get there, we’re going to demonize people! Dick Cheney, Dick Nixon, Sarah Palin, Israel, coal fired plants, men who teach their sons how to be real men, men who eat meat, men who own and fire guns, fathers who care about their families, executives who receive bonuses, oil and gas companies, people who wear fur (who aren’t Hollywood actresses), EY-VIL COR-POR-RAY-SHUNS (that don’t make movies), people who fly in jet planes (who aren’t actors), Christians, mothers who teach their children to respect their husbands, mothers who decide not to abort, mothers who decide to stay at home and raise the children, mothers who home-school…

There’s always a hit-list. More like a hate-list. It’s a means to an end of getting everybody to love each other.

In what way is this really the goal of liberals? Joy Behar is not the first one to pay this vision some kind of lip service, and she won’t be the last. I think down to some level, the average liberal really does believe in it. But it takes so little to end up in their cross-hairs. Just living your own life the way you want to, is enough to do it. Leaving your coffee pot plugged in when you aren’t using it! That’s a misdemeanor on Planet Liberal now.

In the long history of people who’ve nurtured that dream of everyone else learning to love each other…liberals have a longer list of pet peeves, than any of ’em. Especially liberals like Joy. I think she has a profile of criteria for people being acceptable, that she doesn’t want to admit she has. She wants to live in a tiny, tiny world filled with people who are exactly like her, and she doesn’t want to admit to herself that this is what she really wants. I think that’s what’s going on with her, and with people like her. I think. Figuring this out, is a real work-in-progress for me. And I don’t think I’m ever going to get there.

Bonus Tax

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Talk show host from a whole other region of the country Neal Boortz, whom we follow frequently here, a former lawyer, says it’s going nowhere. I hope not.

Anyone not following this needs to wake the hell up. Your elected representatives just caught wind of a valid contract between two private and freely-acting entities being exercised, decided it would make fine political cover for them, and voted to tax the exchanged money away after-the-fact. The precedent would be that you can still pay for goods and services, and get paid for them, but you’d better make sure this payment would be popular with a bunch of total strangers you’ll never actually meet…or else expect the money to be taken away. If you call that a free market, I see no reason for you to continue voting at all and you probably don’t want to anyway. Just open a jar of paste, grab a spoon, and watch teevee. You’ve done enough damage.

Yesterday’s vote in the House was completely expected. Overwhelmingly, your representatives in Washington voted huge taxes on bonuses for AIG employees. Nancy Pelosi said, “We want our money back and we want our money back now for the taxpayers.” Funny .. after recently passing a bill with more than 8,000 earmarks worth over $400 billion, the hollow-eyed hippy from Haight-Ashbury and her flying monkeys are suddenly worried about the taxpayers.

First point. It is not “their” money. The money, whether you like it or not, belongs to the people to whom they were paid. Those bonuses were paid pursuant to a valid contract and are not the rightful and legal property of the payees. Let’s us also remember that the amount paid in those bonuses was less than one-tenth of one percent of the bailout money received by AIG. Remember, though … politicians believe that ever penny you earn actually belongs to the government. In the official language of Washington any money from your paycheck that these political hacks allow you to keep is a “tax expenditure.” You earned it … but if you’re allowed to keep it they treat it as a government expenditure. To the Democrat mind, and in the mind of all too many Republicans, all wealth is owned by government. Produced by the people, but owned by government.

Second point. This is absolutely unconstitutional. Con su permisio I’ll explain.

So the House succeeded in passing a 90% tax on bonuses given to employees of AIG and any company receiving at least $5 billion in bailout money. But only with those evil rich employees whose family income is above $250,000 a year will have to pay this 90% tax.

You just cannot like what you’re seeing here. These politicians are targeting specific individuals out there who have received some money that the politicians, for political purposes, just do not want them to have. So they pass a law allowing the government to seize that money. Can you imagine where this goes from here? How about Ann Coulter? She delights in writing books that just irritate the ever-luvin’ puddin’ out of Democrats and liberals. Let’s say that one of Nancy Pelosi’s flying monkeys reports to the Princess that Coulter made $1.5 million from her last book. This money was legally paid to Coulter pursuant to a contract. Sound familiar? But Pelosi feels that Coulter has made this money by promoting divisiveness in the population, so she decides that punishment is in order. She then has her minions pass a bill establishing a 90% tax on the royalties from all books and writings that promote political dissention and defame public servants in the Congress of the United States. Come on now, you tell me the big huge difference between a confiscatory tax on legally earned bonuses and one on legally received book royalties.

This is going nowhere folks. It will never make it through the Senate. If the members of the House had any appreciation at all for the Constitution it wouldn’t have gone this far. And why, pray tell, would that be? That would be because of one pesky little clause found in our (once) supreme law of the land.

Article 1, Section 9, Clause 5 – United States Constitution

“No bill of Attainder or ex post facto law shall be passed.”

Do you know what that means? The key is the word “attainder.” Let’s go to Websters: It’s a 15th century word meaning “extinction of the civil rights and capacities of a person upon sentence of death or outlawry usually after a conviction of treason.” A definition, this one from the Catholic Encyclopedia, describes “bill of attainder” thusly: “A bill of attainder may be defined to be an Act of Parliament for putting a man to death or for otherwise punishing him without trial in the usual form. Thus by a legislative act a man is put in the same position as if he had been convicted after a regular trial.”

Well, in this case the Congress isn’t trying to put anyone to death … they’re just trying to steal some money. They are trying to deprive some individuals of property that is rightfully and lawfully theirs without accusing them of a crime and without the benefit of any trial … except, that is, for this trial that has been taking place in the media for the last week. Well, there’s that pesky little Constitution again. A man cannot be deprived of life, liberty or property without due process, and in our country due process means a trial before a jury of one’s peers. Barney Frank et al are trying to take these people’s money through legislative action without a trial. I would truly hope there isn’t a federal judge in this country that wouldn’t smack this idiocy down at the earliest opportunity.

This isn’t about whether or not those people deserved those bonuses. Perhaps not. But the bonuses were paid pursuant to a legally enforceable contract. The property is there’s. Now we have politicians who are trying to take it away just because they’re unhappy and embarrassed because they didn’t take care of this little problem before the bailout money was paid.

On to the Senate. Let’s hope someone over there has read the Constitution.

Score. I was talking about Bills of Attainder already…sadly, not in these parts…Neal hadn’t said anything about ’em just yet. Neither had any other legal professional.

See, to my way of thinking, a Bill of Attainder is a legislative body acting as a judicial one. By which I mean, saying “that guy, over there, needs to be punished” and not “this deed shall henceforth be punished.” In America, applying a code to a person is a task requiring judicial authority, and nothing outside of judicial authority shall make that possible. It’s a separation-of-powers issue. And it’s been completely trampled-on here. The associated trampling of basic rights is palpable; your elected leaders get to say you’re not entitled to money you earned? Nevermind what kind of rhetoric they can stir up against the contract that was honored. Just nevermind that. This isn’t how free people live.

If you want to argue that, then let’s hold a vote on your last…oh…five paychecks. No wait, make it twenty. See if a majority among us like the fact that you got ’em. See if it made any of us cranky. If the point still doesn’t sink in — well then, you’re beyond hope. Back to the paste and the spoon.

Dodd in Trouble

Friday, March 20th, 2009

He just became The One To Watch. Good thing it’s Friday!

Democrats may want to start thinking about a bailout for Senate Banking Committee Chairman Christopher Dodd, whose political stock has slipped amid the financial meltdown.

As a five-term Democrat who blew out his last two opponents by 2-1 margins in a blue state that President Barack Obama won handily, Dodd, D-Conn., should be cruising to re-election in 2010. Instead, he’s feeling heat from a Republican challenger eager to make him a poster boy for the tumult in the housing and financial markets.

A recent poll showed former Rep. Rob Simmons running about even with Dodd, a former national Democratic Party chairman.

As head of the banking panel, Dodd, 64, has become a convenient target for voter anger over the economic crisis.

“The fact that we have been beaten up, beaten around the head for the last eight or nine months on a regular basis has contributed to it as well,” Dodd said.

Some of the worst blows came amid the furor over $165 million in bonuses American International Group Inc. paid some of its employees while receiving billions of dollars in federal bailout money. After first denying it, Dodd admitted he agreed to a request by Treasury Department officials to dilute an executive bonus restriction in the big economic stimulus bill that Congress passed last month. The change to Dodd’s amendment allowed AIG to hand out the bonuses and sparked a blame game between Dodd and Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner.

Dodd was guarded Thursday when asked about Geithner.

“This is obviously a matter that obviously should have been dealt with differently, but we are where we are,” he said.

Republicans branded Dodd’s reversal “astonishing and alarming” and fingered Dodd as the top recipient of campaign cash from AIG employees over the years.

The GOP is slamming Dodd, claiming he is cozying up to Wall Street insiders, raking in bundles of their campaign cash, shirking his banking panel duties and running for president as the economic crisis erupted in 2007.

This whole AIG bonus flap has me thinking of that scene in Jurassic Park when the T-Rex first gets out, right after she gobbles down that poor li’l goat. Remember when she’s tearing apart that little car with the kids in it, and Sam Neil comes at her with a lit flare. He trains her eyes on it by moving it back and forth, and then throws it off in the bushes, which makes her forget all about the kids and about him.

Road FlareThen Jeff Goldblum does the same thing, only not as well, and the T-Rex starts chasing off after him. Goldblum was playing Dr. Ian Malcolm, the “Life Will Find A Way” guy. Yeah. Life found a way to pay attention to what it wanted to, not what you told it to.

The T-Rex is you and me. The situation with these tasty humans running around, is the attempt to save capitalism by destroying it; we could say the tasty little boy is the auto bailout, the tasty little girl is the wave of tax increases that is surely coming, Sam Neil is the global warming scam and Jeff Goldblum is the government takeover of the banks. The lawyer that gets bitten in half would be any one of the number of other techniques being rolled out…the giveaways to the unions, the tinkering with the interests rates and wages, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Personally, I’d like to think of that lawyer as Rahm “Never Let a Crisis Go To Waste” Emmanuel. Or Sen. Dodd, that works for me as well.

The important thing, though, is the flares. The flares are the bonus payments to the AIG execs. If eaten, they wouldn’t keep a T-Rex fed for very long, which is appropriate because the payments to the AIG execs really don’t amount to anything. Nor are they symbolic of anything that should excite us in any sort of pejorative way; they symbolize free people making free choices to earn money competently disbursed for services honestly rendered, which was supposed to be our country’s primary reason for existing in the first place. The services weren’t honestly rendered, you say? They were retention bonuses. The service contracted was to stick around. Shenanigans may have been going on with AIG, but these aren’t them.

It doesn’t make any sense for the T-Rex to be chasing after those flares. We shouldn’t be wasting half a second on ’em. It’s just a primal instinct at work.

The first time the flare is used it works, and the second time, it doesn’t. I find that encouraging. It seems prophetic. Our current leadership, in spite of His fame as a charismatic speaker, does seem to have a success rate of about fifty percent when it comes to manipulating people. Using tools to manipulate people. Executive bonuses, road flares, teleprompters, DVD collections encoded for Region 1…on this issue, His chosen technique seems rather painfully obvious, and one wonders if the T-Rex is savage enough to fall for it. People are fed up with the bailout bonanza, so He’s going to wave around this flare — hey, look at those awful executives and their bonuses! — and we’ll go chasing after that, while he proceeds with bailout-this and stimulate-that, the very things that really pissed us off in the first place. I mean, look at the headlines on these stories about voter/taxpayer “anger.” And then when they interview the man-in-the-street about how cranky he’s getting, listen to what these guys are saying. Really listen. It isn’t that AIG people are getting bonuses that’s got them upset; it’s that their taxes are going up so that people they’ll never meet, people who took out mortgages they never intended to pay, can keep living in four-bedroom houses. It’s that hard work, personal sacrifice and good decisions don’t count for pig-squeeze anymore. That’s what has the T-Rex mad. It doesn’t want a road flare, it wants some tasty long-pig.

Well, I hope the AIG bonus-tactic ends up as a colossal Malcolm Maneuver.

But back to Dodd. This is probably the most important story of the whole week, because now a prominent democrat has been ensnared in this thing in such a way that he can’t get out of it. I’m hoping this is where the voters start to get it. This idea that the Washington crowd is going to ride in on a white horse and fix everything, that they can do no wrong now that we have such good, decent people in charge…it’s been dealt a serious blow. Well, good.

That really is a primary flaw in our democratic-republic workings, you know. The voters. It’s the way our brains are wired, somehow. Our noble public “servants” roll up their sleeves to fix our problems, and somehow, we believe that’s what they’re going to do. You’re just supposed to stand back, give ’em room, let ’em work, and if you so much as let out a peep of “Hey let’s think about it for a second or two” you’re almost dealt with as a traitor.

Said public “servants” could have made the problem under discussion, as recently as yesterday morning, maybe. And we don’t remember. We somehow keep thinking they’re a force for good.

Especially when it comes to dealing with money. That one…that one…really puzzles me. If there’s something I’m missing that explains it, please leave it in the comments below. I’d be grateful.

We Won, So Shut Your Mouth

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

I’m not worried. It’s just like 1993 all over again. More and more liberal nonsense, completely unrestrained, until the voters finally get sick and tired of it and lower the smackdown.

Meanwhile, get a good look because it’s history in the making. As I said before: If you got a solar eclipse right over your head every sixteen years, you’d still make the effort to look at it or get a picture of it, right? It’s a rare opportunity to focus on some of our more hidden human weaknesses…and those of our so-called “leaders”:

Sometimes political movements, as they grow old, become arrogant, insular, and dismissive of criticism. Critics said that the conservative ascendancy of the last few decades succumbed to that disease, and there is more truth in it than conservatives would like to admit. What we are seeing in Washington, D.C., right now is different: President Obama and his supporters are showing early symptoms of this syndrome in the first flush of victory. The liberal ascendancy is already becoming a liberal complacency.

I Can't Hear You La La LaIn part this tendency reflects the character of the new president, a preternaturally self-confident man. His ambition to remake American policy and politics is staggering. His agenda for just his first year in office includes a fiscal stimulus unprecedented in size, a push for a new energy economy, and the revamping of American health care. That ambition may wreck his presidency, or it may make him the world-historical figure he aspires to be. But what is more troubling is the unwarranted intellectual self-confidence that liberalism in the age of Obama increasingly exhibits.

The debate over the economic-stimulus plan illustrated the point. When that plan was criticized, President Obama, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Senate majority whip Dick Durbin all resorted nearly immediately to the “argument” that they had won the election. It is of course true that a lot of Democrats won their elections and that they will consequently get their way in most policy disputes. Yet they — and liberals generally — seem oddly exercised by the continued resistance to their policies by the small and relatively powerless minority that elected Republicans now constitute.

I would argue that “I won, now back down” is a far more legitimate argument coming from a conservative than coming from a liberal. At least, in cases like this, when the election that just took place is one revolutionary in nature.

A revolutionary instant of support for liberalism, is a mandate to make something go. Making something go invites all kinds of debate that would be, if allowed, quite legitimate: How do we make it go? In this case we could discuss, waitaminnit, we’re out of money and we’ll fix the problem by spending lots of it? How does that work? Or: Waitaminnit, the economy is on a deathbed and we’re going to shock in back into robust health by taxing the ever-luvin’ snot out of it? Or, what has become my favorite lately: How come it is that if I’m offered a retention bonus, I’ll be able to keep it, even though you’re saying when an AIG executive is offered one, it’ll be revoked or taxed away on Congress’ whim? How is it you’re attacking their right to own property, and leaving mine intact?

This kind of liberal snobbery shuns important and necessary exchanges of ideas, like these, and many more.

The same is not true of a conservative who earns a mandate to make something stop. In that scenario, you have a situation like what we had in the 1994 elections: The voters are sick to death of something and want it ended.

You know, as far as that goes, according to President Obama’s own campaign rhetoric He fits into that paradigm as a conservative — in the sense He was put there to put a stop to something, not necessarily to make something go. “Change” from those “failed policies” that belonged to President Bush, and all that. Being a Messianic Enlightened Being who’s super-duper-smart, so I’m told, He should understand that when He puts a plan together, the time’s come to put it up for some kind of discussion — even though He won. The process of construction is just a bit more complicated than the process of destruction.

It’s yet another thing we’ve said around these parts quite a bit: You need to attend some kind of training to operate the crane that swings a wrecking ball to get rid of a building (and most of that has to do with how not injure people when you’re gettin’ it done, not so much the actual wrecking); to be the architect of the new building that goes up in its place, you need quite a bit more training. Things have to fit together. Materials have to be chosen and customized, measurements have to meet code, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Wrecking is easy. Stopping things is relatively simple.

The voters deserve to have some way of saying “we’re sick of this, enough!” They also deserve to have some way of saying “er, y’know, this really might not quite be what we had in mind.”

This Year’s Jerermiah Wright

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Fellow Webloggin contributor Joshuapundit is skeptical about what & when the Obama administration did & didn’t know things vis a vis the AIG bonus flap:

The tag line for this nonsense is around $400 million in bonuses contracted by AIG to be paid to executives in their financial products division.

And Congress and the White House are outraged, outraged!

Never mind that it’s a bunch of horse manure.

The White House has known all along that those bonuses are contractual obligations and was absolutely fine with it, until White House press Secretary Robert Gibbs got slapped around over the matter by a couple of reporters like the punk he is.Only when it came to public attention did it become showtime for the Dems in Congress, the president and all his lackeys.

My take on it is slightly different: The public is being given instructions about where to direct its genuine outrage, which is genuine indeed, and because it is so genuine the public cannot perceive these as instructions about where to direct it. It’s an ingenious gambit the Obama administration is trying here: The bailout is good, the bonuses are bad, you doltish voters think they both are bad, so if we can offer you a two-minute hate against the bonuses you’ll spend all your anger on that, and we can still bailout-bailout-bailout to our heart’s content and you’ll kiss our asses and think it tastes like marshmallow unicorns.

Either way, I notice Obama looks worst if you take what he says at face value — that He just found out about these bonuses and wasn’t aware of them when He was cheerleading these bailouts.

It’s the same situation we had last year with that bigoted pastor of His.

He’s a dimwit who doesn’t know what’s going on, or a sociopath who doesn’t give a damn about it…or an active participant in what he so publicly abhores. Once again — it has got to be one of those three. It absolutely has to be. At least one.

I continue to prowl through all the bits of information that come my way on this. What am I trying to find? Some litmus test that separates me from an AIG executive. After all, I go to a job, for money. I’ve received bonuses. Some of those were retention bonuses. And brother, believe me when I tell you, if you sign on the dotted line promising to pay me a retention bonus after some term of time, and I live up to my end of it, you’d better goddamn well deliver me my dough. I don’t care who that angers and I sure as hell don’t care how angry they get. You’d better get me my check. I don’t want to hear one word about how much money I’m getting or where it came from or how much money I already have. Just skip all of it. A hearty feck-yoo to the folks getting all grumpy and grousy about my payout, and then, the actual payout. If you don’t mind.

President Obama: It isn’t the lack of responsibility involved in the bonus payments that has people all ready to tar-and-feather something, it’s the lack of responsibility involved in the bailout itself. The bonus payments represent the honoring of a contract, therefore, you’re put in the absurd position of arguing that “responsibility” has something to do with spreadin-the-wealth-around, but nothing whatsoever to do with honoring in deed what you had pledged to do in writing. This is the paradox with which you & yours must wrestle: Re-defining a well-established word that is supposed to be the cornerstone of what you’re all about.

That is your challenge. But you knew that already.

More on this later.

Bailouts and Bull

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Two more nuggets I think are needed to make this truly complete:

Rahm Emmanuel, President Obama’s Chief of Staff, on the usefulness of a crisis…

How do you feel about salesmen who want desperation injected into the situation before they start the sales pitch? Emmanuel makes reference to “things you couldn’t do before.” Why can’t you do those things pre-crisis? People would’ve been thinking too clearly?

I just can’t see any other way to read that. If there is another way, you’re welcome to put it in the comments.

And, a link to Keynesian economics, the notion that money can be spent more efficiently when it’s taxed by a government and put into one big pot, compared to what would’ve happened otherwise if people were allowed to keep it and spend as they see fit.

What our government just got done doing, is predicated on the notion that this works.

We didn’t really discuss that. Not to my knowledge. We just kinda skirted straight past that whole discourse and got the money spent, because hey, ya gotta do something, can’t let a crisis go to waste, government can’t stand by and twiddle its thumbs.

Well you know what? Out of all the times Keynesian theory has been implemented, it’s never been shown to work. Ever. Not once. I would argue such proof is impossible, because the benefits to a Keynesian plan would have to be measured against what would’ve happened were it not implemented.

It’s a pig-in-a-poke, folks. And watch what Stossel is saying about inflation; think it’s only the rich folks that’ll be picking up the tab for this? Nine dollars for a gallon of milk, six dollars for a loaf of plain white bread, twelve dollars a gallon for gas…they’ll getcha. You can run but you can’t hide.

“I Guess Rush Limbaugh Was Busy”

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Glib Gibbs:

Question: “One quick followup: Former Vice President Cheney was on State of the Union yesterday. He had a lot — a lot of criticism of this White House.

“To boil it down, on national security, he said the president’s policies were making the country less safe. And on the economy, he was charging that the president is taking advantage of the financial crisis to vastly expand the government in all kinds of ways — health, education, energy.

“How do you respond to those kind of allegations from the former vice president?”

Gibbs: “Well, I guess Rush Limbaugh was busy … so they trotted out the next most popular member of the Republican cabal.

“I would say that the president has made quite clear that keeping the American people safe and secure is the job — is the most serious job that he has each and every day. I think the president saw over the past seven plus years the delay in bringing the very people to justice that committed terrorist acts on this soil and on foreign soil.

What was the point of that snide little snippet, I wonder? Limbaugh and Cheney aren’t polling well, so any questions they might have to raise, shouldn’t count?

You know, there comes a time that the administration also has to remember that they won the election. People like me who aren’t quite sold on the product just yet, have it intoned, rather indignantly, to them all the time that “Obama won and you need to get over it.” Well, yeah — He won and that has some ramifications. And one of those ramifications is that He needs to stop whining about the last insignificant residues of resistance not quite having been stamped out yet.

I remember a place where the popular folks didn’t have to answer for anything, even the very worst of their ideas, just because they were popular. If memory serves, I think it was called high school. Is that what Gibbs thinks his boss is running here? Because, really, if someone attacks you with an idea and you have a robust defense to offer against it, and you’ve really got a lot of confidence in this defense…it doesn’t matter worth a damn who’s doing the attacking. It isn’t something you need to mention.

Obviously, Glib doesn’t feel this way.

On the Bonus Furor

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Forgive me, but I’ve become calloused on the subject of politicians expressing outrage. I think if they’re truly outraged about something, they stop it if they can, and if they can’t then they move on to the next thing without uttering a peep.

I’m not taking this one bit seriously. Not at face value, anyway:

The Obama administration says it’s trying to put strict limits on the next $30 billion installment in taxpayers’ money for insurance giant AIG amid questions about whether it responded fiercely enough to executive bonus payments.

President Barack Obama and his top aides expressed outrage at reports that American International Group Inc. went ahead with $165 million in bonuses even though the company received more than $170 billion in federal rescue money. Obama directed Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner to see whether there was any way to retrieve or stop the bonus money — a move designed as much for public relations as for public policy.

“I mean, how do they justify this outrage to the taxpayers who are keeping the company afloat?” Obama said Monday, in announcing a plan to help small businesses.

The financial bailout program remains politically unpopular and has been a drag on Obama’s new presidency, even though the plan began under his predecessor, President George W. Bush. The White House is aware of the nation’s bailout fatigue; hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars have gone to prop up financial institutions that made poor decisions, while many others who have done no wrong have paid the price.
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Expressions of outrage across the political spectrum reached a new crescendo Monday when Sen. Charles Grassley suggested in an Iowa City radio interview that AIG executives should take a Japanese approach toward accepting responsibility for the collapse of the insurance giant by resigning or killing themselves.

“Obviously, maybe they ought to be removed,” the Iowa Republican said. “But I would suggest the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better toward them if they’d follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say, I’m sorry, and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide.”

Bailout fatigue; hah, that’s rich. President Obama thinks going after the bonuses will cut through some of the public’s bailout fatigue. I hope not. If so, may your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget you were once my countrymen.

The outrage has two inspirations, the way I see it: One realistic, and one political. The realistic one is phony, and the political one is just plain stupid.

I’ve received bonuses. My bonuses were items on a contract on which things were expected both of the company, and from myself. Usually, the things expected from me had to do with staying with the company during a term. So realistically, if the company is in this contract, and the other party (the executive) has fulfilled the terms of the contract, the obligation is binding.

But there are politics to be considered. Shouldn’t the executives making the actual payout of the bonus money be able to anticipate the public’s fury over this, the hay that our President will be making out of it, and perhaps just put the kibosh on it? This is more realistic. It’s also expressly stupid.

How many people want to live in a world like this? You enter into a contract and fulfill your part of it. Before you can be paid for your performance someone needs to do a temperature check on the political ramifications involved in paying you your entitlement, and then if that’s found to be tempestuous, give you a big fat “Sorry.” What’s that you say? You’re a more sympathetic figure than some “fat cat” AIG executive? Really? In whose eyes?

Hey, do I have to report that phantom income to the IRS? If I’ve earned it but “everybody” would be mad if I got paid, so I get a big F*ck-You instead?

This is the camel’s nose in the tent. There’s no line drawn; nothing to stop this from reaching an absurd extreme, a situation in which nobody can be paid for anything, until some wise, politically-in-tune savant steps in and anticipates how “everybody” is going to feel about it.

Watch what they say about these fat cat executives. They’re talking about YOU. I know it doesn’t seem like it…that’s why they do it this way. You have to be crafty when you kill capitalism in a society that historically owes as much to it, as ours does. Crafty, sneaky and sly.

My Obama 49% Theory

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

So David Broder is announcing the honeymoon is over (hat tip: Melissa), and His Anointedness’ approval ratings — yes, He has to worry about these too, just like any other President — have sunk beneath sixty percent. Maybe that’s as low as they’ll ever go. Maybe not.

If not, it opens up a question about the nature of His incredible popularity: If it continues to decline, will it decline the same way as with His predecessors?

RemorseI’m thinking not. I have a theory about this. I think, given the characteristics of the people who slavishly follow Him, this is going to be tracking downward along a different trend. These are people who have found it to be an incredible, intoxicating opportunity to be a part of a “change”; a change that had such an overwhelming inertia built up behind it, that without any one of them, it would’ve succeeded just fine anyway. These are, therefore, people who find it to be a spiritually uplifting experience to contribute to revolutions that don’t really need their help.

From that, and from interacting with them personally, I conclude most of them lack the character fortitude to participate in a real revolution. They don’t have experience being on the thin side of a crowd. After all, these are people who found the mere illusion of making a difference to be so affirming. Can it really be said they’d be this enthralled if they had any experience standing against the majority? I find that doubtful. I think these are people who crave, well before that feeling of making a difference and fomenting “change,” the safety of facing the same direction as the majority, ahead of it or behind it. This is necessary for the affirmation.

I don’t think Obama can have an approval rating of 49%. I think His approval numbers will slide down to 50%, and after that He’ll keep it there for a time, just long enough for His followers to figure what’s going on. And then once the reality sinks in He’ll be down in the twenties, or teens, or low teens. He’ll be just like any last-year’s fashion statement.

The point is, there will be a sudden, unrecoverable, drop. The challenge that will arise in 2012 will be to recapture some of that old excitement from 2007 and 2008. That will be the big question, upon which the elections will turn. Perhaps it will be like 1996 all over again — voters will figure, hey, we handed Him enough of a butt-paddling in the 2010 midterms voting all those Republicans into Congress, He’s gotten the message by now. Maybe He can give a few really awesome excellent speeches.

But it will, ultimately, be a campaign asking people to repeat a mistake. A mistake they will, by then, bitterly regret…not only with sorrow, but with some measure of rancor. The President asking them to forgive and forget will be polling at…oh…about 22%, tops.

Once the Obamafan perceives himself to be in the minority, it’ll all be over for good. They don’t have the intrepidity to tolerate a situation like that. They aren’t that strong. Their moral resilience is just not there.

That’s why they are so driven to provide the illusion that it is; and, why they’re never, ever quite finished proving it. It’s a desire to have something others have, that they’ve never had.

They’ll desert Him like rats on a sinking ship.

The Financial Crisis Explained in Simple Terms

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Two good ones arrive by e-mail…

Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin . In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers – most of whom are unemployed alcoholics – to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).

Word gets around and as a result increasing numbers of customers flood into Heidi’s bar.

Taking advantage of her customers’ freedom from immediate payment constraints, Heidi increases her prices for wine and beer, the most-consumed beverages. Her sales volume increases massively.

A young and dynamic customer service consultant at the local bank recognizes these customer debts as valuable future assets and increases Heidi’s borrowing limit.

He sees no reason for undue concern since he has the debts of the alcoholics as collateral.

At the bank’s corporate headquarters, expert bankers transform these customer assets into DRINKBONDS, ALKBONDS and PUKEBONDS. These securities are then traded on markets worldwide. No one really understands what these abbreviations mean and how the securities are guaranteed. Nevertheless, as their prices continuously climb, the securities become top-selling items.

One day, although the prices are still climbing, a risk manager (subsequently of course fired due his negativity) of the bank decides that slowly the time has come to demand payment of the debts incurred by the drinkers at Heidi’s bar.

However they cannot pay back the debts.

Heidi cannot fulfill her loan obligations and claims bankruptcy.

DRINKBOND and ALKBOND drop in price by 95 %. PUKEBOND performs better, stabilizing in price after dropping by 80%.

The suppliers of Heidi’s bar, having granted her generous payment due dates and having invested in the securities are faced with a new situation. Her wine supplier claims bankruptcy, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor.

The bank is saved by the Government following dramatic round-the-clock consultations by leaders from the governing political parties.

The funds required for this purpose are obtained by a tax levied on the non-drinkers.

There’s that one…and then the other one is a little bit less, uh, politically-correct.

Ft. Worth, TX – 13 Mar 09

Ft. Worth Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Trinity River.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was only wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a 12″ cucumber inserted into his rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the victim’s family any unnecessary embarrassment.

What Limbaugh Thinks of Bicycles

Monday, March 16th, 2009

I can see both sides of this one. Know why? Because I’ve been an innocent doe-eyed motorist contending with an asshole on a bicycle, and I’ve been an innocent doe-eyed bicyclist contending with a whole parade of assholes in cars.

The bike enthusiast being interviewed in the film clip at the end — he seems to be taking a rather selective approach in the responsibility he claims for knowing what’s going on behind him. Maybe I didn’t get a good enough look at that helmet…but he’s got two fancy cameras, and no mirror?

One villain I wish they mentioned: The automobile-driver who, when passing me, gives me not two feet of clearance, not three, or four, but ten. And then gives me a dirty look as if I forced him to drive in the other lane. Hey dickhead, I’m hugging the side of the road as best I possibly can; as long as you don’t make contact, we’re fine.

Use some common sense in choosing the route. If there’s no space for you, go somewhere else. I know whole neighborhoods are constructed that way — I used to live in one — but plan the route so you get the f*ck out. And, there were some pretty awesome shortcuts I had abandoned completely because the situation had degenerated past the point of reason. What would this guy have done, I wonder? Do I need to wonder about that?

One final note: The laws about bikes-versus-cars seem to vary municipally. Here in Folsom, bikes are expected to hug the right side; there is ample space for them to do so, I would guess, more than three-quarters of the time. Other places, the convention is that they are intermingled with the cars in whatever lane they want to choose. I think that is stupid and borderline homicidal. I’m not talking quite so much about the law, I am talking about what bicyclists are expected to do. Left lane, right lane, middle lane, la la de da, I’m pretending to be a car…not smart.

It’s a pretty decent pastime because it keeps your cardio in check, and if you don’t make sound judgment calls you end up dead. I like that. Makes you think better. But part of thinking better is: Make it no more dangerous than it needs to be, m’kay?

Ten Greatest Con Men of All Time

Monday, March 16th, 2009

…and not a single Obama administration official on the list.

Best Sentence LVII

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

This afternoon’s Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) award is for Frank at IMAO, who I think came up with this awhile ago…March 11, yes, that’s it.

When you’re done snickering, keep in mind it’s a pretty freakin’ important message.

Using socialism to help revive a failing economy is like putting angry weasels down your pants because you need some rest.

Maybe the message can be spread to those who need to hear it, with some nice sixties hippie-music. “How intertwined must a government be…before people figure out it’s just f@**king everything up? And how any trillions of dollars should it spend, before it’s seen as a bad idea?”

Exhausted the Use of Rush Limbaugh as an Attention Getter

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

You know what they say about sausage and the law — never watch either one being made.

On ABC’s “This Week,” White House economic adviser Larry Summers said the president had proposed a “strategic budget” that “will let us have a sound economic expansion” through a combination of “substantial cuts” and new spending on education, health, energy and environment.

The president himself plans to carry that message in the coming week, “engaging directly with Congress more, and speaking more forcefully on behalf of his budget,” a top adviser said.

And officials throughout the party plan to hammer the idea that Republicans are just saying “no” to the president’s budget plans without offering their own alternative.

Vice President Cheney, speaking on CNN’s “State of the Union” articulated the harshest conservative case against the president’s plans, accused the Obama administration of “using the current set of economic difficulties to try to justify a massive expansion in the government, and much more authority for the government over the private sector.”

“I think the programs that he has recommended and pursuing in health care, in energy, and so forth, constitute probably the biggest or one of the biggest expansions of federal authority over the private economy in the history of the republic,” Cheney said.

The Democrats’ new plan follows the private complaints of some Democrats that Obama let the GOP get the better of him during the debate over pork in the budget bill he just signed, and growing concerns among some Democrats that charges of big spending could stick to the president.

A participant in the planning meetings described the push as a successor to Democrats’ message that Rush Limbaugh is the Republican Party leader. “We have exhausted the use of Rush as an attention-getter,” the official said.

David Plouffe, manager of Obama’s presidential race, helped design the strategy, which includes the most extensive activation since November of the campaign’s grassroots network. The database—which includes information for at least 10 million donors, supporters and volunteers—will now be used as a unique tool for governing, with former canvassers now being enlisted to mobilize support for the president’s legislative agenda.
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Democratic strategists explain that the message is designed to accomplish three things:

—First, it could deflect attention from the size of Obama’s budget and blunt attacks on the ambition of his agenda.

“It helps change the conversation from their criticism of the president’s plan,” a top Democratic official said. “If they want to say he’s going to raise taxes in the middle of a recession or he’s got socialist tendencies—none of which we agree with—one of the easy things for us to come back with is: We have tough choices to make right now, and you have nothing to offer.”

—Second, by painting Republicans as politically motivated, the conservative House Democrats known as Blue Dogs may be less likely to side with the GOP.

“As long as they’re seen as reflexively political—saying ‘no’ to everything—the Blue Dog Democrats can say, ‘I don’t agree with everything the president proposes, but at least he has a plan, an outline of what we should be working on,’” the official said.

—Third, Republicans could look like they’re playing politics in a time of crisis, rather than disagreeing based on substance.

The DNC on Saturday issued a “Party of ‘No’ Update” accusing House Republican leaders of “obstructionist rhetoric.”

Left-wing bloggers are already following suit. It isn’t an ideology, it’s a way of life.

Oh me oh my, how in the world are Republicans going to reply to such a devastating assault?

Republican public-relations dudes and dudettes: Do you really need me to do all your work for you? Really? C’mon…come on. The democrat party wants to be the party of ideas, huh. They wanna be idea-people. They’re the only ones who have any ideas — oh, let me guess the next three words — “on the table.” They’re going to jack up our public debt to $23 trillion in the next ten years and they want to defend this with “well look, it’s not like anybody else has an idea about what to do.”

By 2019, that will have made eighty-seven years of the democrat party coming up with one idea after another after another…all of which have to do with spending loot. That’s the only idea they’ve had for better part of a century by now. “Which party has the ideas”…I do not think this is a discussion they want to get going. Especially not when the question is “we’re all out of money and our economy is grinding to a halt, what are we to do?” You want to be the guy that says — Spend Faster?

One of the reasons the democrat party is not fit for leadership, although there are many, is that they have incorporated into their party philosophy one of the tell-tale signs that a complete stranger is probably a clueless turd. It’s Number Seven on my list of such indicators

Speaking of a tax cut as something that “costs” money.

I think I’ve found a compromise that will make everybody happy. The strange fools on Planet Liberal think that tax cuts costs money…okay. And, they won the election, we have to let them run everything now — besides of which, they’re the only ones with any ideas. And for eighty years or so all their ideas have had to do with spending money. They think tax cuts are a part of that. They are committed to the idea that tax cuts constitute a form of money-spending.

See where I’m going with this?

No, I won’t complete the thought. Let some young upstart up-and-coming guy in the Republican spin machine, think it was his idea. Take it and run with it. Better yet, let the democrat party take it and run with it. They like to spend money, they’ve got this bizarre idea of what that is, and like Rahm Emmanuel said, you never want to let a good crisis go to waste.

Hopey Change Mobile Facing Repossession

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

She needs a bailout!

Jennifer Stone-Anderson says her 2004 Saturn Ion became a work of art this fall when she covered it with elaborate paintings supporting Barack Obama.

But Chrysler, which financed her car purchase, maintains that it’s just a car. And that Stone-Anderson has been missing payments. And that her work of “art” is about to be repossessed.

Stone-Anderson’s unemployment was the root of the art, but her lack of work may also bring the loss of it. In May, she gained free time when she was laid off from Rainbow Art and Design in Tampa, Fla., so she started painting her car with leftover acrylics.

Since the layoff, she has been working as a freelance artist, but hasn’t been able to find enough work to keep all the bills paid.

Stone-Anderson missed her car payments in December, January and February and has started receiving calls from Chrysler. She has ignored them.

She said that Chrysler has the paperwork to repossess the car, and it’s really just a matter of the company finding it at this point. The car is hard to miss, but Stone-Anderson said she’s not worried about the company taking it.

“Barack says he’s an eternal optimist,” she said. “We’re like minds.”

Is Rand Relevant?

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Dr. Helen:

Yaron Brook, executive director of the Ayn Rand Institute asks and answers this question in an op-ed in the WSJ:

Ayn Rand died more than a quarter of a century ago, yet her name appears regularly in discussions of our current economic turmoil. Pundits including Rush Limbaugh and Rick Santelli urge listeners to read her books, and her magnum opus, “Atlas Shrugged,” is selling at a faster rate today than at any time during its 51-year history.

There’s a reason. In “Atlas,” Rand tells the story of the U.S. economy crumbling under the weight of crushing government interventions and regulations. Meanwhile, blaming greed and the free market, Washington responds with more controls that only deepen the crisis. Sound familiar?

The irony is that the Government can’t “make” money. It can only appropriate money from one place and then provide it in another. It takes it from taxpayers, or the taxpayers’ kids, depending on whether it uses cash or credit.

The net effect is to short out some business that would be conducted according to the way people would want it to be conducted, so that business somewhere else will be conducted according to the way people don’t want. It is a triumph of coercion over freedom. Coercion, for people to do less of what helps them, and more of what doesn’t help them.

Cheney Says We’re Being Made Less Safe

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

In my mind, it wasn’t exactly the election of Barack Obama that did it.

It was this notion that anything that might be called “torture” is an extreme thing, therefore anyone who argues against it is being a moderate. That just isn’t right. For one thing, if things are being called “torture” when there’s nothing torturous about them other than the fact they’re uncomfortable, then you can call anything torture that isn’t fun. Secondly, the argument’s been used that our fighting men and women are exposed to danger if we continue these practices…which doesn’t mean anything. And that isn’t my opinion, it’s the opinion of people arguing this way. Just ask ’em “So if we put a stop to these practices that makes our troops safer?” Just take the argument seriously. And you’ll be called a big ol’ dummy. Okay, so we’re not after results here when we stop this “torture.” It’s just a thing to do to make some unnamed people happy with us; and the people we’re fighting are not the people we’re supposed to be making happy.

Thirdly, it is a skewed representation of what we should be calling “civilized.” In this sense, a yawning gulf is defined between red America and blue America. Someone threatens or injures someone else who is entirely innocent. We’re going to do something meaningful about this, or we’ll do something ritualistic about it. This demonstrates our civilization, or lack thereof — but which is which? Is it more civilized to conduct some ritual and then allow the danger to continue walking among us, unabated?

This stuff starts on the playground, really. Who among us hasn’t been hauled to the principal’s office after hitting back at the school bully — and then told, gosh darn it, he’s here all the time but you’re supposed to be better! It’s the tactic of the thoroughly cowardly bureaucrat.

Some of us want punishment for whoever started the fight; some of us want punishment for whoever finished it.

This is why so many wars have been started under democrat Presidents. It’s also why, the wars our country fought that finished with a lasting, enduring, durable peace, were fought before we had the United Nations. Since then, every wildfire around the globe, rather than being altogether extinguished, just subsides into a smoldering slow burn ready to erupt into an inferno at any time.

The reason is simple. When your policy is opposed to the true eradication of bad guys, you’re always going to be up to your eyeballs in bad guys. Being liberal means there’s always another excuse for a little bit more chaos the next day.

Best Sentence LVI

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

The fifty-sixth Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) award goes out this morning to James Taranto (who, if memory serves, might already have received one or two…although I’m too lazy to go digging in the archives at the moment).

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Obama’s new “optimistic” tone seems to reflect an adjustment in political tactics. Early in his term–until about a week ago, that is–administration officials were acting in accord with Rahm Emanuel’s dictum “You never want a serious crisis to go to waste.” The theory seemed to be that if people felt the situation was dire, they would be more amenable to Obama’s vision of transforming America into a European-style social democracy.

Now, it seems, Obama has concluded that the sense of crisis is an impediment to his goals. Therefore, he is counseling optimism and patience in the hope that that will win support for the things he wants to do.

But everyone knows the crisis is real, even if it falls short of a catastrophe. And hardly anyone is gullible enough to think that socializing the health-insurance business, imposing massive taxes on energy, and increasing the power of unions are going to resolve a crisis that has its origins in the credit markets.

Obama seems to care about the economic crisis only to the extent that it is an impediment to or an instrument for winning support for policies in unrelated areas. It is as if President Bush had responded to 9/11 by launching an all-out campaign for private Social Security accounts.

He seems to care about crisis only to the extent that it helps or hurts his agenda in unrelated areas. That’s how I would re-word it so it fits on a large refrigerator magnet…I’m still miles off from fitting it on a bumper sticker or coffee mug.

But you’re lookin’, right there, at why I’ve bet a hundred dollars plus a steak dinner on this guy being a one-termer. Nobody has an enduring craving for the salesman who is obviously just telling you what it takes to get things sold. He might be fun to have around for five minutes, or ten, but after an hour you want to toss him out on his ear. And if you ever want to see him again, it’s only because you’ve been enjoying a generous break from him.

The dude, like others like him, is like beef jerky. Just not that appealing when you get too much. That’s for starters. And now, as our duly Anointed Messiah, He can’t even keep it straight whether we’re in the middle of something that is a paralyzing crisis, or no-biggie. That kind of inconsistency will wear out His welcome even quicker still.

On Corporate Income Tax Rates

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

…the claim that the United States has the second-highest rate in the entire civilized world?

True.

Hmmm….the economy is anemic. What to do, what to do, what to do. Household wealth plummeting…what to do, what to do.

Hey liberals. Can you put together a coherent, however-many-words-you-want essay on why any form of tax cut — corporate, personal, any other kind — should not be categorized as one possible (particularly effective) type of economic stimulus? Seriously. Type it in the comment box below and submit it to me…or e-mail off-line if you’re feeling shy. I really want an answer to this one.

If you can’t come up with anything, you know what? I’d like to know about that too. My name is Barack Obama and I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, DC. You are not being timed. Go.

Torture and Gitmo!

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Pretty funny, but there is a serious point to be made here, which he makes at the very beginning. This word “torture”; what is that, exactly?

If it has come to mean — which I suspect is the case — “anything I wouldn’t like done if it was being done to me,” then, by an exceedingly short and dependable hop-skip-and-jump of durable logic, “We’re Too Good To Torture!” translates to “we’re too civilized to do anything to defend ourselves.” We catch ’em, we hold ’em awhile and make sure they’re comfy, then we turn ’em loose. What’s the point?

They aren’t comfy? Their prison cells are six-by-eight? Oh goodness, by our modern definition that’s torture, then. Better knock it off.

You make the simple and reasonable philosophical demand that the “We Don’t Torture!” brigade draws a line, makes a commitment about how to define these incendiary terms and then sticks to their own definition…the entire argument falls apart. Not just a little bit. Completely.

Hat tip: Blogger friend Rick.

Memo For File LXXXIII

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

A rather abundant number of years ago, I became aware of a whole subculture of humanity that I suspect exists within all societies that get things done. I shall call it, until such time as a better phrasing comes along, the “All Those Not Volunteering Take One Step Back” culture. A task arises, executive in nature, one that cannot be achieved by a committee or even by a trio or duo; it demands a singular pair of hands and an investment of effort and energy that may or may not be significant. And out come the excuses: I don’t know how, that’s not my field, I’m not authorized, I’m dyslexic, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. The disability varies — the outcome remains the same. No action forthcoming from this quadrant; look elsewhere. One cannot help but wonder how they would respond to a real crisis. The house must burn all the way to the ground, because no hose is available and your wrists are too feeble to carry a bucket even half-full?

There is some military humor to the effect that this is a long-standing tradition in certain branches of our armed forces. I reckon there must be some truth in it, but it certainly cannot be completely so. How in the world could my nation ever have become a superpower, with the troops responsible for the killing-of-people and breaking-of-things all waiting around for the next fella to deal out the mayhem? That would be like having no military at all, and countries with no military at all, do not become countries like the United States. And from even just a cursory reading of our history, to say nothing of our present headlines, I know better than that.

I’m not so sure of our future, though. Hours ago I mused on what I suppose I can call — again, until a better phrasing presents itself — the Matthews Mindset, after Chris Matthews. Mr. Matthews seems to think it’s vitriolic to recognize so much as the possibility of a difference between what President Obama wants, and what’s good for the country. Just a fistful of hours before becoming aware of Matthews’ childish tantrum, coincidentally, I had opined about a nominally different, but strongly related, issue. And that would be the one that involes the fans of Barack Obama who gauge our society’s health by the yardstick of nationwide, unanimous fidelity to His vision, without bothering themselves to learn anything about what His vision might be:

Just realized something about these folks. You’d think, as much attention as I’m forced to pay to them, and as much attention as I continue to pay to them when I’m no longer forced to, there would eventually be a point of complete saturation. But it would seem if I am indeed bright enough to reach that point, it’s taking me awhile to get there.

They don’t give a rat’s ass what policies are implemented. The One could invade Iran tomorrow at noon, and Planet Obamafan would be erupting into a standing ovation.

They don’t care about what consequences, good or bad, result from the policies. Dow is tumbling, as Buck points out — is it alright with them if the rest of us notice it? NO! We should look the other way.

So they don’t care about the goals, they don’t care about the methods implemented to reach the goals…it logically follows, any one point between those two ends, likewise, they don’t care about it.

They care about who’s running things. Obama won, they say, and He won by something decisive. Therefore, let’s all get behind Him…the important thing is to be unified.

If it was a valid claim that The One was victorious to some extent that equates to virtual unanimity, it would be a silly, useless and redundant exercise to dish out instructions to show some sense of unity that is already there. But the real point here, is, these people do not want the economy fixed. They just want everyone to be on the same page — that is how they do their thinking, through a process of sanitization. They’re exercising a gut-instinct…seek out whoever might be from a rival village, and “fix” the situation until there are no rival villages. How they really intend to do that fixing, perhaps if they thought that through a little bit more, made some commitments to what they are & are not willing to do, they’d be a little bit less frightening.

This is the danger involved in the “All Those Not Volunteering Take One Step Back” culture. In engaging some of the Obamatons in what they laughingly call a “spirited debate,” I have come to be surprised, and almost shocked, at how little they know about what exactly is being done by The Chosen One for whom they’ll go to such great lengths to provide a passionate defense. There seems to be a link between this dogged determination to hide whatever individual ability might be tapped by a community, and in being so tapped, might demand some inconveniently-timed effort; and, this parallel dogged determination to force all others in proximity, to agree to the wisdom and beneficiality involved in policies of which the advocate isn’t even aware, even at a generalized, abstract level. To put it another way: The folks who can’t be relied-upon to do anything to help out, and seem so adamant at perpetually insisting they cannot be so relied-upon, have it in mind that all others around them should say things and do things exactly the same way.

To put it more concisely still: Those who insist on giving up all the time, suddenly are determined to win, when the contest becomes one of convincing others to give up.

It kind of overlaps with Everything I Know About People, Minus What I Was Told When I Was A Child, Items 4, 11, 14, 15, 21, 24 and 25.

People who don’t work hard, don’t want anyone else to work hard either.
People who don’t exercise their right to free speech, don’t want anyone else speaking freely either.
People who don’t make a material success of themselves and their efforts, don’t want anyone else to prosper either.
People who have been duped by something and have come to realize it, want everyone else to be duped in the same way.
People who won’t take the initiative to see what needs doing and do it, don’t want anyone else to take the initiative either.
People who imagine themselves as part of a group, with no individual identity, don’t want anyone else to have an individual identity either.
People who can’t solve problems because they don’t think rationally, work pretty hard to avoid acknowledging that someone else solved a problem.

These traits defy theories of both Intelligent Design, and Evolution, alike. If we acquired them during Creation, surely they must have come from the snake and the apple. But if we acquired them through evolution, it must have been a ripple. It certainly isn’t a case of survival-of-the-fittest!

And yet, we do have these ugly traits. Or some folks do. We’ve all seen ’em. This job comes up, that job comes up, that other job over there comes up…and…oh, I’m too stupid. I don’t know how. I have a phobia. I’m too weak. Don’t count on me. I need special instruction.

Every single time the teacher needs the erasers cleaned, they avoid eye contact. Perhaps that is where it germinates; perhaps it is this notion that any & all work an individual must do, that all others don’t have to do, is some sort of punishment.

At any rate, it just flabbergasts me that we can have so many people walking around cheering President Obama along like some demigod, while He tosses around a few words here and there about “personal responsibility” — aren’t they listening? And then they treat any disagreement with His policies almost as some sort of crime. While showing, at times, a spellbinding level of ignorance about what exactly those policies are.

Perhaps, for them, it is a chance to feel involved with something, like you’re making an individual contribution to something and, through this individual action or these individual actions, are altering the outcome. Perhaps, for them, this is a precious feeling. Precious because, as the years roll on by, it comes up so infrequently.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

A Human Jacuzzi of Stupid

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

This is a tiny tempest metaphorical of a much greater thing, that which is being batted back-and-forth, from sea to shining sea, right now. Rush Limbaugh on President Obama’s plan to re-make the United States into a dirty little European-style socialist mud-puddle enclave:

What is so strange about being honest in saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his mission is to restructure and reform this country so that capitalism and individual liberty are not its foundation? Why would I want that to succeed?

That is, of course, a defense of the famous “I Hope He Fails” motif…but only to the extent it needs defending, which isn’t much.

Chris “I Feel A Tingle Up My Leg” Matthews on Limbaugh:

Before we break if you didn’t know better this past week, you’d think Rush Limbaugh was more important than the guys in Washington and women in Washington actually elected to do things. How many U.S. senators would invite the President of the United States to come to their home turf and debate them? Well two facts are clear about this human vat of vitriol. He relishes the attention and he sells anger as a weapon.
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Limbaugh’s high-handed, melodramatic, off with their heads, oratory reminds me of those over-the-top movie villains. You know, the ones who issue ludicrous commands to snuff out the good guys, like James Bond’s arch nemesis who wanted the supremely confident Bond – gone.

Blogger Paco (hat tip: Malkin, who likes it, and I’m gonna have to go ahead and agree there), on Tingle-Leg Matthews:

Chris Matthews: A Human Jacuzzi of Stupid

Or a human hot tub of frothy Obama-Love…

It’s my understanding the clip that Jacuzzi-Matthews played to illustrate his tingly point, was one of notorious Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld feeding someone to his piranhas, and I guess that someone would be the gorgeous Helga Brandt.

Well, I’m not quite understanding the point. I’ve been getting into it here-and-there with the Obamatons, some of whom, believe it or not, aren’t quite willing to admit yet that maybe there was a downside to the decision last November to put the substitute-Jesus in the White House…even with all the flawed appointments, the market tanking, the snobbery, the attitude, the list goes on and on and on.

They — well, some of ’em — are still marching in lock-step, demanding unanimity. And I guess the explanation lies in this connection Matthews has made, a connection that, in my mind, has not yet been made complete. Limbaugh advances the argument that the sitting President has a plan in mind, a plan that logical people who love the country should want to oppose. Not music to your ears if you’re a supporter, but hey, that is the essence of loyal dissent isn’t it? And this is vitriol; it is equated to dunking a someone into a tank full of man-eating piranhas.

Until someone can explain that to me in a way that makes some measure of sense — and I doubt they can — in my mind, that is a psychosis. It’s worse than failing to come to grips with a mistake you’ve made and thereby standing guilty of two mistakes — although that’s an important component to what is going on here. As I wrote in my own pages lately

Just realized something about these folks. You’d think, as much attention as I’m forced to pay to them, and as much attention as I continue to pay to them when I’m no longer forced to, there would eventually be a point of complete saturation. But it would seem if I am indeed bright enough to reach that point, it’s taking me awhile to get there.

They don’t give a rat’s ass what policies are implemented. The One could invade Iran tomorrow at noon, and Planet Obamafan would be erupting into a standing ovation.

They don’t care about what consequences, good or bad, result from the policies. Dow is tumbling, as Buck points out — is it alright with them if the rest of us notice it? NO! We should look the other way.

So they don’t care about the goals, they don’t care about the methods implemented to reach the goals…it logically follows, any one point between those two ends, likewise, they don’t care about it.

They care about who’s running things. Obama won, they say, and He won by something decisive. Therefore, let’s all get behind Him…the important thing is to be unified.

If it was a valid claim that The One was victorious to some extent that equates to virtual unanimity, it would be a silly, useless and redundant exercise to dish out instructions to show some sense of unity that is already there. But the real point here, is, these people do not want the economy fixed. They just want everyone to be on the same page — that is how they do their thinking, through a process of sanitization. They’re exercising a gut-instinct…seek out whoever might be from a rival village, and “fix” the situation until there are no rival villages. How they really intend to do that fixing, perhaps if they thought that through a little bit more, made some commitments to what they are & are not willing to do, they’d be a little bit less frightening.

Perhaps they do that fixing in some way that involves piranhas. Who’s looking like a Bond villain now?

Unfortunately, this mindset is going to end up identifying as an enemy, anyone who thinks logically. Obama stumps for, and then signs, a stimulus. In so doing, He creates an Obama Doctrine that is diametrically opposed to the Will Rogers Doctrine of “When you find yourself in a hole, the first step is to stop digging.” According to Obama’s one and only true accomplishment thus far in His term, when the economy is sucking large and there’s no money in the piggy bank, the thing to do is to spend what you don’t have and make sure you spend it reeeeeeaaaalll big. And when people aren’t feeling confident as potential investors or as potential consumers, when they have the impression they need to hang on to every little dollar bill they’ve got, and this is what’s dragging the economy down…tax the living hell outta them. Oh yeah, I know, 250k and above, 95 percent, and all that.

Point is, I don’t think opposing that automatically makes you vitriolic. Maybe I’m biased in saying that. As I said above already, I’m looking to someone else to explain to me how the connection is made, and I’m doubting like the dickens that anyone, anywhere, truly comprehends it so they could do the explaining. But I do know Matthews’ opinion is important here, probably more important than mine, in that he speaks on behalf of so many others. You’re supposed to march in lockstep with The One, or else you’re a nasty person.

So that “Dissent is the highest form of patriotism” stuff went sailing out the window on January 20. But hey, if you’ve been paying attention, you know that already.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Men vs Women

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Bullets, Explosions, and Slow Motion

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Leave Barack Alone! Leave Barack Alone Right Now!

Friday, March 13th, 2009

Baldwin Park democrat, speaking for probably several others:

President Obama did not come down from on high. He is not a miracle worker. He can not wave a magic wand and make things miraculously happen. He is a mortal. A human being. Nothing more and nothing less.

President Obama and his Administration hit the ground running on day one and have kept up a whirlwind pace ever since. Few Presidents have accomplished so much in such a short span of time. But not all of his campaign promises can be enacted in his first hundred days. The unprecedented number of high priority and competing issues facing the new President means that some changes will simply have to bide their time.

The changes will come, not as quickly as some would like, but they will come. Everyone needs to be realistic in judging President Obama’s performance so early in his Administration.

My goodness, democrats can get bossy when telling strangers what opinions they should have of things. Well, Don Surber seems to be abiding by the “needs to be realistic” part, in passing judgment on this “whirlwind pace” (hat tip: Gerard).

Barack Obama is too busy posing for magazine covers to actually do the job to which he was elected.

There is a price to be paid when a president throws a party every other night, weekends in Chicago or Camp David and poses for magazine cover after magazine cover.

After 51 days in office, Barack Obama has appointed only 73 people to 1,200 jobs that require Senate confirmation.

If they require Senate approval, they are important jobs.

But Obama is too busy to properly vet the people and appoint them to fill the jobs to get the work done.

That is his job.

And he shirks it.

And now we pay the price.

The London Independent reported: “Last week, it was all smiles and handshakes as Gordon Brown and President Barack Obama put on a show of unity in Washington.

“But yesterday, Sir Gus O’Donnell, Britain’s most senior civil servant, exposed transatlantic tension when he protested that Downing Street was finding it ‘unbelievably difficult’ to plan for next month’s G20 summit in London because of problems tracking down senior figures in the US administration. ‘There is nobody there. You cannot believe how difficult it is,’ the Cabinet Secretary told a civil service conference in Gateshead.”

The Times of London and other newspapers had similar accounts.

If our allies cannot reach us because Barack Obama has failed to appoint someone to answer the phone, how are we to have any friends in the world?

And yet this naïf little twit who barely qualifies to be a back bencher in the Illinois legislature had the nerve to tell reporters last week: “President Obama has accomplished more in 30 days than any president in modern history.”

He really said that.

He really thinks that.

He really thinks that because he could get legislation passed through a Congress that is overwhelmingly Democratic that he is God’s gift to the nation.

I think where the Barackapologists are going a little bit off-base here, is with this perception of theirs that they have been sold a whole sumptuous buffet of presidential/personal assets in exchange for their votes, when really what they got was only a single, solitary positive attribute: This ability that PBO has, to make a good impression on people. That was the only goody in the package.

And it just got recalled; there’s nothing left.

If I could travel back in a time machine to early November and tell people “Barack Obama is going to be defended by only a slim minority among his most ardent followers, for his underperformance in His first 50 days in office,” it would be perceived back there as extreme, fringe, kooky, agitprop right-wing propaganda.

And yet. Here we are.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Remorse

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Megan McArdle:

Our sister publication asks analysts whether the administration’s economic forecasts are too optimistic. They would have gotten a more interesting discussion if their query had been “Is the Pope Catholic?” Of course they’re too optimistic. In fact, the word optimistic is too optimistic. A better choice might have been “insane”. Like Greg Mankiw, I would love to find a sucker investor who is willing to take the other end of a bet that both growth and revenue will fall short of the administration’s predictions.

RemorseHaving defended Obama’s candidacy largely on his economic team, I’m having serious buyer’s remorse. Geithner, who is rapidly starting to look like the weakest link, is rattling around by himself in Treasury. Meanwhile, the administration is clearly prioritized a stimulus package that will not work without fixing the banks over, um, fixing the banking system. Unlike most fiscal conservatives, I’m not mad at him for trying to increase the size of the government; that’s, after all, what he got elected promising to do. But he also promised to be non-partisan and accountable, and the size and composition stimulus package looks like just one more attempt to ram through his ideological agenda without much scrutiny, with the heaviest focus on programs that will be especially hard to cut.

The budget numbers are just one more blow to the credibility he worked hard to establish during the election. Back then, people like me handed him kudoes for using numbers that were really much less mendacious than the general run of candidate program promises. Now, he’s building a budget on the promise that this recession will be milder than average, with growth merely dipping to 1.2% this year and returning to trend in 2010. Isn’t there anyone at BLS who could have filled him in on the unemployment figures, or at Treasury who could have explained what a disproportionate impact finance salaries have on tax revenue? These numbers…well, I can’t really fully describe them on a family blog. But he has now raced passed Bush in the Delusional Budget Math olympics.

This is an important voice — far more important than mine. This is an Obama voter. It’s not an Obama voter who was fainting at the rallies, getting tingles up her leg, screaming “There’s Just Something About Him!!” or any of that rot. This is a Main Street USA type, one who was sick to death of bloated, irresponsible spending, and voted for Obama to get something better.

That, I daresay, was the majority of The Holy One’s voting base.

I’ve bet some money that His Anointedness was going to be a one-termer, and then I said later on I’d like to double my stakes on that one if I had any takers. That was a stupid thing to say, and I’d like to retract it. What I meant to say was that I’d like to quadruple those stakes.

In 2012, He will not be getting any votes from the “There’s Just Something About Him!” folks. They’ll know there isn’t. Also, He will not be getting any votes from the “I Just Want To Be Part Of This Thing!” folks; we will have already had a black President, and there won’t be any thing to be a part of.

Oh, people will want change in ’12…far more than they wanted it in ’08. Far, far more. They’ll be hungry for change, and hungry for hope. They just won’t see Him as the Savior who can deliver it anymore.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Most Expensive Zip Codes

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Forbes.

Ten Toxic Topics You Should Never Discuss on the Internet

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

They aren’t what you think they are. Here, I’ll go ahead and spoil the surprises.

1. Home schooling.
2. Bikes versus cars versus pedestrians.
3. Chiropractors.
4. Declawing cats.
5. Music piracy/copying/sharing/theft/freedom.
6. Breastfeeding.
7. Coldplay.
8. Twitter.
9. The ending of The Sopranos.
10. Macs and PCs.

Not to beat around the BUSH, but I’m having some doubts about whether this can be reLIED upon as an exhaustive list of things you should avoid talking ABOUT. It seems to me there might be one or two other WEAPONS in the arsenal, things that attract lots and lots OF acrimonious debate that doesn’t seem to be headed anywhere…tons and tons of volume but precious little MASS involved in these things. I can’t quite place what the missing item might be…hmmm…I should try to think of it, because runaway pointless debates like these could easily lead to the Internet’s eventual DESTRUCTION. What could it be?

Harry Reid Says Don’t Worry About the Fairness Doctrine

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Wow, that’s a huge relief.

The Fairness Doctrine is a “ghost that doesn’t exist” and neither Democrats nor Republicans are interested in seeing it restored, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) said on the Senate floor Tuesday morning.

“The Fairness Doctrine – what a ghost that doesn’t exist,” said Reid. “None of us want to go back to the way it was before. It is an issue they brought up to talk about. No one wants to re-establish the Fairness Doctrine – Democrats or Republicans.”

Okay, Senator. I’ll quit worrying about it. Thanks so much for clearing that up.

Article goes on to say…

On Feb. 26 Sen. Jim DeMint (D-Calif.) proposed an amendment to the D.C. Voting Rights Act that would permanently ban reimplementation of the Fairness Doctrine. The amendment passed 87-11. Reid voted for the amendment.

Minutes before the amendment passed the Senate, however, Senate Assistant Majority Leader Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) proposed a separate amendment that says “certain affirmative actions” are “required” of the FCC, including “actions to encourage and promote diversity in communication media ownership and to ensure that broadcast station licenses are used in the public interest.” This amendment also passed, on a vote of 57-41.

Reid also voted for the Durbin amendment.

Mmmm, hmmmm. Well, it’s the Officer Barbrady rule — move along, folks, there’s nothing to see here.

Obama Presses for Longer School Year

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Yup, I can get behind this one. I can’t fully support his motives, but his position, and his stated reason for it, make perfect sense to me.

President Obama said Tuesday that American children should go to school longer — either stay later in the day or into the summer — if they’re going to have any chance of competing for jobs and paychecks against foreign kids.

“We can no longer afford an academic calendar designed when America was a nation of farmers who needed their children at home plowing the land at the end of each day,” Obama said, adding U.S. education to his already-crowded list of top priorities.

“That calendar may have once made sense, but today, it puts us at a competitive disadvantage. Our children spend over a month less in school than children in South Korea. That is no way to prepare them for a 21st-century economy.

“I know longer school days and school years are not wildly popular ideas, not with Malia and Sasha,” Obama said, referring to his daughters, as the crowd laughed.

“But the challenges of a new century demand more time in the classroom.

“If they can do that in South Korea, we can do it right here in the United States of America.”

“Despite resources that are unmatched anywhere in the world, we have let our grades slip, our schools crumble, our teacher quality fall short and other nations outpace us,” Obama said. “In eighth-grade math, we’ve fallen to ninth place. Singapore’s middle-schoolers outperform ours 3-to-1. Just a third of our 13- and 14-year-olds can read as well as they should.”

Among his proposals: extra pay for better teachers, something opposed by teachers unions.

“It is time to start rewarding good teachers and stop making excuses for bad ones,” he said in a speech to the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce.

Teachers groups applauded Obama’s speech, largely sidestepping the thorny question of merit pay.

“Teachers want to make a difference in kids’ lives, and they appreciate a president who shares that goal and will spend his political capital to provide the resources to make it happen,” said Randi Weingarten, president of the 1.4 million-member American Federation of Teachers.

Of course, once they’re spending that extra time, what’re they doing?

I can think of two things that would have been of tremendous value to me if they’d taken place in the public school system; one of which would also apply to many others, the other of which, maybe, not so much.

Reconciling a checkbook. I point that out because it’s such an easy exercise that there’s really no excuse for the school not walking the kids through this. You certainly can’t raise the time-honored question “aw c’mon, when am I ever gonna need to do that?”

And, using a binary editor to hack a file. Because whether you grow up into the exciting field of software engineering or network engineering or computer forensics…or not…computer users, I maintain, really should understand what computer files are and how they’re put together. Just like, before you loan your keys to the teenager, they really should have gone through the exercise of pulling the jack out of the trunk and changing the tire, just to show they can do it and to demonstrate a working knowledge of how the parts fit together.

When people talk about having skills to compete in the 21st century, that’s what it means to me. Admittedly, I’m bringing a strong personal bias in to that, but it’s an idea that has some merit. You learn how to work something by understanding how it’s put together, or by understanding how it behaves. If you work with a thing by understanding only how it behaves, you’re working from a script, and that is not competing. That’s “when I press this button, that light is supposed to come on, and…whoops…why won’t it come on??”

And I humbly submit that if education involves something besides enabling self-sufficiency in a little dilemma like that, then a question needs to be opened up as to what kind of education that is, and how it’s supposed to help anyone.