Archive for July, 2008

Defending Feminism…Lamely

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

Via Kate:

Unambiguously Ambidextrous raises some issues (Part 2) with the historical record of feminism, and what it has done. Which, of course, is the same as attacking it because feminism is sort of an “endangered species” in the world of the politically correct. What you might call a “sacred cow.”

The result of the rise of feminism in western civilization has been a double-edged sword, affording Canadians the luxuries of an increase in income and wealth, at the expense of outsourcing population growth and rapid demographic shifts from the mainly European settlement population. Added to this is the destruction of the nuclear family, high divorce rates, leading to psychological problems, increased crime, and higher rates of poverty. As the economy evolves to reflect the status quo of one man and one woman working all the time simultaneously, it becomes more and more difficult for Canadians to live in the traditional role where the woman stays at home and has children.

Canadian Cynic defends feminism. Kinda. Not really. Actually, Canadian Cynic attacks Unambiguously Ambidextrous with sarcasm, which is an effective technique of derogating something without putting forth an actual position of what it is you’re trying to say.

Feminism is the cause of everything bad that has ever happened since men made the monumental mistake of giving women the vote.

And when I say something like this:

My article was written in good faith in an attempt not to gain recognition, but to engage in a dialogue about feminism.

I actually mean that I’m right, you’re wrong and things would be so much more civil if you just admitted it and then shut up.

Broadsides attacks the entire topic. Actually, she Godwins it, saying that anybody who attacks feminism is a Nazi. I think. Actually, Broadsides is using sarcasm too, so it’s difficult to impossible (by design) to try to figure out what it is she’s trying to say.

Which is maybe a good move. The one time Broadsides veers her broad side away from sarcasm, is the one time she makes the least sense:

Never mind that, for many women, the nuclear family where the wife/mother stayed at home was a psychological, if not physical, prison which led to, among other things, depression and prescription drug abuse.

Uh…so staying home and taking care of your kids is a sure path to prescription drug abuse?

+++blink+++

Wow. So many problems with that, I don’t know where to begin. Why bother.

But I’m more than fascinated to learn of this debating technique used by Broadsides. If you want to attack someone’s lifestyle, all you have to do is come up with some stories about someone tripping out on prescription drugs…or just one. Ah screw it, just make it up if you have to.

Come to think on it, I think Broadsides herself is living in a “psychological, if not physical, prison.” Let’s watch her closely.

A Civilized Society

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

I’m hearing a lot of nitwits talk about what a “civilized society” does and doesn’t do lately. It usually has something to do with “civilized society doesn’t kill to show killing is wrong” or “civilized society doesn’t torture.”

It occurs to me that this is a way of summing up arguments that is so effective in its salesmanship, that the argument that underlies it doesn’t have to make any sense. Whatsoever. I mean, if you were to diagram this argument out logically it would come out to something like “things are the way they are because I say that’s the way they are; it’s uncivilized because I just called it that.” And it further occurs to me that it’s an argument used exclusively by the moonbat-side. Every time I hear about what a civilized society does, it seems to be a constant that 1) America isn’t doing it yet, and 2) if she did it, she would become even weaker.

Time to change that. After all, I have my own ideas about what a civilized society does. Some folks agree with me about some of ’em…and when we remain silent, we support the false illusion that the other side speaks for everyone. Well, they don’t.

A truly civilized society…

1. Places supreme priority on the preservation of the lives of the innocent, and the livelihood of the responsible.
2. NEVER apologizes for causing “outrage.”
3. Takes responsibility for the strategies and tactics used to defend itself as a nation; it does not mollify or customize those to please foreigners.
4. Drills for, harvests or mines what it needs domestically, before importing it.
5. Allows its citizens to take up arms, just like Thomas Jefferson said.
6. Punishes individuals for wicked behavior, much more quickly than punishing groups.
7. Looks upon those who work to build creative new things, and in so doing to look at life in a wholly unique way…with admiration and awe.
8. Understands that when adaptation to a changing environment involves embracing new weaknesses and jettisoning old strengths, it might not be good.
9. Enforces old laws rather than making up new ones.
10. Never allows those who write the rules, to say what they mean.
11. Allows buyers and sellers to negotiate financial transactions without interference from outsiders.
12. Saves the weak from extraordinary threats…
13. …but allows the inactive and irresponsible to endure ordinary consequences.
14. Is moved by common sense and logic, and not buzz words.
15. Celebrates the success of those individuals who are most productive. Or else leaves them alone.
16. Never tolerates intolerance.
17. Executes killers quickly, so the innocent may live.
18. Recognizes the most basic rights that are enjoyed by all; it does not play “musical chairs” with special rights among designated victim groups.
19. Allows free immigration until it culminates in harm to the economy or public safety, and then moves to restrict it.
20. Never allows those who say what the rules mean, to say where they are enforced.
21. Never ridicules its children — or adults — for knowing things, or knowing how to do things.
22. Ensures that children know how to live life as adults, before it is time for them to do so.
23. Acquits from all penalty, those who are found to have committed violence in self-defense.
24. Does not tax income, business or death.
25. Finds ways to make government smaller every year.
26. Makes public service a humbling, and if possible a non-compensated, occupation.
27. Leaves as little up to popular vote as it possibly can.
28. Never allows those who enforce the rules, to write them.
29. Sympathizes most passionately with the word that makes the most sense, not the one that travels the fastest.
30. Speaks with many free and independent voices before the policy is formed, but with only one voice afterward.
31. Obliges women to show discretion, chastity, modesty and good taste.
32. Obliges men to display good manners, and actively defend and assist those weaker than them.
33. Is filled with men and boys who regularly do demanding things that used to be necessary, but aren’t anymore. Just because.
34. Abstains from a fight, or jumps headlong into it — violently, unreasonably — “in it to win it.” It never fights halfway.
35. Places no importance at all, or very little, on a personal attribute of displayed harmlessness — legally, or culturally.
36. Worries about keeping children busy more than it worries about keeping children happy.
37. Works to preserve that which preserves, and destroy that which destroys — not the other way around.
38. Has one system of justice — one that cannot be bought.
39. Never bluffs.
40. Permits individual choice, even if it “discriminates.”
41. Places greater importance on clarity than on agreement.
42. Discerns what is true and just from the facts; not words of revered elders, ravings of mobs of popular will, or arbitrary ramblings of tradition.
43. Recognizes, and promotes, symbiosis between classes…
44. …but allows, and encourages, separate households to enjoy the fruits of their specialized labors.
45. Does not impose taxes to mold and shape individual behavior, or to punish people for being what they are, but simply to raise revenue.
46. Provides special punishment for whoever threw the first punch, not for whoever threw the last one.
47. Tolerates all points of view, save for those who desire or labor toward its demoralization, self-destruction or other demise.
48. NEVER exacts a price for its friendship.
49. NEVER provides a reward for its enemies.
50. Endures.

Our Friends the Brits Hit by Green Rage

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

You no recycle! Hulk smash!And it’ll just be a matter of time before G.R. swims across the pond and ends up here. OH NOES!!!

Whatever. Bite me, Hulkie. According to the article linked, 20% of single Brits advertising on dating sites are more interested in “GEH (Good Environmental Habits)” than in GSOH (Good Sense of Humor).

‘Green rage’ is also transferring to the workplace with 37 per cent admitting to getting angry with work colleagues for printing out unnecessary documents or leaving computers on overnight.

The figures published by EDF Energy show that more than a third, 35 per cent, of people in the UK are frustrated when someone they know acts disrespectfully towards the environment.

Someone in jolly ol’ Britain didn’t get the memo about environmentalism and other “progressive” causes. One of the most effective ways of promoting this kind of bilge, has been to cast the other side as being full of “rage.” This is, and has been, measurable. What do you have to say, in opposition to an increased minimum wage, affirmative action, tax increases, welfare benefits, sensitivity training, et al, in order to be accused of being “angry.” Hardly anything at all, really. So — it’s going to be a little bit of a rake handle in the bicycle spokes once word gets out that our enviroweenies have an anger problem. Simply mentioning it does enormous damage.

Someone’s gonna get a reprimand.

But there’s more than a grain of truth to it, and it helps to highlight something I’ve discussed in these parts many times before. Enviornmentalism — not just this modern “green” stuff, but classic enviornmentalism, going all the way back to that public service ad with the Indian crying over the piles of junk in the city — isn’t really about the environment. It’s about social status. It’s about the things you do, this “your part” stuff that nobody really honestly thinks will change anything one way or t’other in “the global environment.” And it isn’t even about that — it’s about being seen doing them.

To change all the light bulbs and windows in your house, and keep it a secret, is socially unacceptable. You’re supposed to ramble about it. It’s a fashion statement.

And it’s about relativity. Like Syndrome said in The Incredibles, “When everybody’s super…then NO ONE will be!” The worst nightmare scenario to our modern green movement is for everyone in line-of-sight to comply. It isn’t about reducing the carbon footprint; it’s about scolding.

She Doesn’t Like Rush Limbaugh

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

Language AdvisoryAmazingly, you have to wait a MINUTE AND A HALF before this “feminist” unloads on Rush Limbaugh with any specifics. Up until then, the main point of her video is that Limbaugh — and by extension, anybody else who says “irresponsible” things — needs to check with her first before being allowed to communicate with any significant numbers of people.

What’s irresponsible? Whatever she doesn’t like. As I said…you have to wait a minute and a half before she goes into detail. The detail in question…that bit about feminism being started so ugly women could get dates. (“Access to the mainstream of society,” Undeniable Truth of Life #24.)

Wow, how ineffective. If Rush was wrong, you could simply debate the point and squish him like a bug. This feminist chose not to do that…opting, instead, to argue as persuasively as she could that Rush must not be allowed to say what he says, or that others must not be allowed to listen to him. So there must be something to it.

That’s the problem with basing your WHOLE argument around “I don’t like this, can I get an amen here?” — opining away, then moving on to the next issue, lather, rinse, repeat. It atrophies aggressive thinking, and in some measure it validates the opposition. But that’s just stating the obvious. I feel a little silly even having to jot it down. But tragically, “feminist” is coming to be a word that describes people who somehow can’t catch on to this. Especially in colleges, which is where young people are supposed to go to learn how to noodle this stuff out.

Just saw a nice fireworks display, for a great price. Free. So I’m feelin’ all big & into free speech. Let’s take a minute or two to study someone who wants to take it away. They’re definitely out there.

P.S.: What’s up with the snotty overlay messages? This clip was linked directly from Feministing, and apparently someone there didn’t realize there are all these subtitles that don’t seem to have been inserted by anyone terribly sympathetic with the feminist’s message. Oh well, that’s their problem not mine.

Rachel Has a Brilliant Idea

Friday, July 4th, 2008

DO MAKE SURE you read her disclaimer word for word before watching that disgusting video.

And for pity’s sake, beat your kid’s butt if he needs it. If you think he’s such a sweet angel that he’s never needed it, you probably are in need of a neutral observer because kids aren’t that good. Not that they’re all this bad by a damn sight, but hey…less discipline…more stories like this…I see a connection.

So Let’s Talk About What’s Good

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Via Obi’s Sister

What’s right about the US of A. You get to both read and write.

Retired Marine Shoots Crooks

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Yay, retired marine.

Two armed men barged into a Subway Sandwich shop shortly after 11 p.m., demanding money from the employee, behind the counter. When they tried to force John Lovell – the lone customer, age 71, into the bathroom, he pulled out a gun and shot both men, police said.

Donicio Arrindell, 22, was shot in the head and later died at the hospital. Fredrick Gadson, 21, was shot in the chest and ran from the Subway, but police found him in hiding in some bushes on the property of a nearby BankAtlantic.

Lovell, 71. Police said he had a concealed weapons permit. Retired US Marine.

But the grandmother of the hoodlum who survived the (hoodlum-initiated) incident, has a beef with the way the media has been portraying this. I dunno what she’s talking about; as far as I know, the most prominent example of how “the media” has portrayed the (hoodlum-initiated) incident is the one I read over here.

I found it to be friendly to the pro-hoodlum side of things, that is, the pro-chaos anti-respect-for-property side, to the point of self-parody. It’s the one that put Grandma’s favorite sound bite right in the freakin’ headline.

Family Of Subway Robbery Suspect Says Customer Shouldn’t Have Pulled Trigger

The family of one of the men who was shot by a retired United States Marine while they attempted to rob a Subway sandwich shop said the customer shouldn’t have pulled the trigger.

According to Plantation police, two armed men barged into the Subway at 1949 Pine Island Road shortly after 11 p.m. Wednesday, demanding money from the employee behind the counter. When they tried to force John Lovell into the bathroom, he pulled out a gun and shot both men, police said.

Donicio Arrindell, 22, was shot in the head and later died at the hospital. Fredrick Gadson, 21, was shot in the chest and ran from the Subway, but police found him in hiding in some bushes on the property of a nearby BankAtlantic.

Lovell, 71, was the lone customer at the time. Police said he had a concealed weapons permit.

Gadson’s grandparents told Local 10 on Thursday that Lovell was wrong for pulling the trigger.

“He should not have taken the law in his hands,” said Rosa Jones, Gadson’s grandmother.

Her husband, Ivory Jones, also condemned the media for its portrayal of Lovell’s actions.

“I don’t condone what they did, (but) I definitely don’t condone the news people making him out to seem like they’re making a hero out of this man because he shot somebody down,” he said.

Ah yes — as Maxwell Smart would say, THE OL’ “He Shouldn’ta Done It BUT” ploy…oldest one in the book.

He shouldn’ta shot your grandson because the way things are, your poor grandson never knows when he’s going to get shot next? I got a great suggestion. Don’t rob stores.

As Blogger Cap’n opines further…

As stated in the SCOTUS decision – a gun levels the playing field – a victim has a chance against their aggressors. Where else does a 71 year old have a chance against two gun wielding 20 year old? How much imagination does it take to imagine reversing this narrative – an employee and 71 year old customer are found dead in a Subway bathroom? Not much, right?

And how about the criminal being the “victim” here? That sickens me. John Lovell isn’t a vigilante. He defended his life. Now he’s alive. Simple.

And yes, I have rewritten this story, because the first time I read it – it was very anti John Lovell. The fact John is alive was on the bottom of the story, and the Grandma statement was on the masthead of the story. Totally bogus.

Well done, Cap’n. And this is a “Why We Have Blogs” moment if ever there was one.

I do not trust these “shouldn’ta” people. What’s she talking about — and to be more precise about it, why isn’t she getting asked? Is she saying there are two different levels of “shouldn’ta” here, with her grandson violating the lesser one and Mr. Lovell transgressing against the greater one?

If that is the case — add looming injustice to the list of reasons why you shouldn’t rob stores.

If that is not what she is trying to say — what’s the freakin’ problem? Her grandson did something wrong, and found out why you shouldn’t do that.

Either way, in my book she’s been exposed as a proponent of lawlessness. But I know how these things work. She’d deny this in nothing flat and the whole exchange would turn into a “nailing jello to a tree” exercise, as her intended meaning is buried behind thick veils of deceit and obfuscation. I know this because she’s not alone. There are millions of people just like her; they want what they want when they want it, hell with everybody else, and they act like anyone who stands up to them has the same problems they do.

If she’s raising any other grandchildren, I hope they’re taken away. In a sane world, she’d be under investigation for encouraging exactly the anarchy and lawlessness I know she is. One powder-puff press conference and she gets to put John Lovell on the defensive, for doing what he had to do to stay alive. And she takes the opportunity to do it. Good Lord, what a nasty, vile woman.

This Is America!

Friday, July 4th, 2008

There Never Were 2500 Scientists

Friday, July 4th, 2008

See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.

England Can Suck My Old Man Balls

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Language AdvisoryI know people in England I consider friends, but this is just plain funny and I’m sure they have a sense of humor over there.

And let’s face it — with countries, towns, religions and people, pretending to hate yourself to get everyone else to love you, is just a crock o’bullshit. It’s our birthday, God dammit.


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H/T: Ace.

Violated My Birthday Party Invitation Rights

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Wah, wah, wah; yes, let’s become a lot more like Europe and get them to like us more.

An eight-year-old boy has sparked an unlikely outcry in Sweden after failing to invite two of his classmates to his birthday party.

The boy’s school says he has violated the children’s rights and has complained to the Swedish Parliament.

The school, in Lund, southern Sweden, argues that if invitations are handed out on school premises then it must ensure there is no discrimination.

The boy’s father has lodged a complaint with the parliamentary ombudsman.

He says the two children were left out because one did not invite his son to his own party and he had fallen out with the other one.

The boy handed out his birthday invitations during class-time and when the teacher spotted that two children had not received one the invitations were confiscated.

H/T: Kate.

Marshmallow Peep Launched Into Space

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Awesome.

Silly Movie Explosions

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Yes they aren’t supposed to be realistic, but then Cracked isn’t supposed to be reverent.

And as the wiseacres mentioned many times in the FARK thread, Cracked forgot all about Tom Cruise and the exploding helicopter in the train tunnel.

Inequitably Distributed Outrage

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Via Boortz, via Maggies Farm, via Coyote Blog, via Dustbury. How many times do these search terms come up under Yahoo, and what does that say? About outrage? About P.R. agents?

Democrats Outraged

45,600 hits
Muslims Outraged
35,600 hits
Republicans Outraged
13,800 hits
Catholics Outraged
11,500 hits
Christians Outraged
2,990 hits
Jews Outraged
2,060 hits
Libertarians Outraged
57 hits
Buddhists Outraged
24 hits

For the record, “Feminists outraged” got 1,150 with the quotes included, and well over a million with the quotes removed.

Imagine This…

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Thomas Jefferson once said, “If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.” On this Fourth, I’m thinking about something a little bit different. Suppose somewhere there is a nation in which each citizen has the precious and inalienable right to be smart, but is wholly deprived of the right to be stupid.

Where I’m going with this, is that I strongly suspect such a nation is something that never was and never will be. For a number of reasons. Starting with, someone would have to sit in judgment of what’s smart and what’s dumb. The truth of the matter is, “smart” people haven’t done a great deal for us because what’s usually thought of as something smart, is thought of that way because it’s orthodox. It’s same-ol’ same-ol’. The car you drive, the light bulb you turn on, the cell phone into which you do your chattering, they were all invented by someone whom someone else thought was doing something abysmally stupid.

And then we have those things that really are stupid, like the mutterings of Matthew Rothschild and Chris Satullo, along with the usual gang of nitwits…M. Moore, K. Olbermann, N. Chomsky…along with the ones who just tone down the anti-USA rhetoric a little bit, because after all they’re competing for a position in which they would run it. Clinton, Kerry, Obama, Dean.

What I think is really great about this country, is that these chuckleheads are running around, advertising by their blatherings what is wonderful about it without even knowing they’re doing it.

Abu Ghraib, you say? Abu Ghraib was a bunch of rotten stuff done to rotten people by ignorant stupid Americans…who were then caught by other Americans, and tried by other Americans and sentenced by other Americans while yet other Americans observed the whole process and reported to the whole world what was going on. Moral of Abu Ghraib: Americans do stupid things just like people all the world over. And then Americans tattle on other Americans. We are not perfect, nor have we ever claimed to be. But where we can be transparent and still defend ourselves, we make ourselves visible to general audiences. Our government is split — the executive, the legislative, the judicial, none of the three beholden to any of the others.

We fall for a lot of bullshit, like that the planet is in danger and if we all just unplug our waffle irons when they’re not in use, maybe we can save it. That’s the price of free speech.

Like I said, if you want to recognize the right people have to come up with smart things, you have to recognize the companion right people to fall for stupid nonsense.

We have a lot of weapons, but it isn’t the stockpile of weapons that makes us great. It is the difference between what we have, and what we use.

When we were attacked, we flew over Afghanistan, the country from which the attack came, and out of the bellies of our airplanes dropped — food and money.

Our worst critics prefer to stay.

Our poor people are fat.

Happy Independence Day.

Update: I see Gerard is also pointing to the “worst critics prefer to stay” slogan that is mutually enjoyed by us both, along with others.

Happy Fourth!Speaking of Gerard, he’s taking apart another America-hating halfwit and his performance in this regard exceeds all expectations, even if you’re accustomed to his wonderful work. He’s pretending it’s some kind of dreary chore but I’m not buying it for a second, as the old boy seems to be enjoying himself immensely…

As is often the case in the envious world today, we encounter — in the commenter’s plaint and elsewhere at home and abroad — a mindset in which “the perfect is the enemy of the good.” This is a mindset that views anything less than some imagined perfect state as somehow failing and worthy of excoriation. It is a mindset in which, if the real world falls short of the imagined perfection, it is the real world that is ill rather than the mind of the imaginer. It is a mindset which finds nothing is impossible as long as others do the work and pay the price. It is a mindset forever doomed to disappointment; a doom in which it takes a strange, almost masochistic, pleasure.

Faced with such a deeply-rooted but deeply wrong mindset, we find ourselves eavesdropping on Macbeth as he discusses his wife’s madness with a doctor:

Macbeth
Canst thou not minister to a mind diseased,
Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow,
Raze out the written troubles of the brain
And with some sweet oblivious antidote
Cleanse the stuff’d bosom of that perilous stuff
Which weighs upon the heart?

Doctor
Therein the patient
Must minister to himself.

That is a random sample, not creme de la creme. It’s all that good. Head on over.

Also, Locomotive Breath has graciously pointed to our home page as a place you should go if it’s taking awhile for the sun to set and you’re sittin’ there in your lawn chair all bored, wireless laptop in one hand, sparklers in the other, beer in the other. He also has others. I stole his pinup because he probably stole it from somewhere else (most likely here), and there’s many others along with lots of good stuff. So hit both places if you have the time.

The Average American

Friday, July 4th, 2008

The IQ scores have been going up three points a decade, and yet

The average American can name all Three Stooges but not all three branches of the federal government.

Yikes! Hopenchange…

Why Gorgeous Women Shouldn’t Wear Skimpy Clothes

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

This blog, which nobody actually reads anyway, takes perverse pleasure in the nonsensical reactions ordinary people show to beautiful girls in skimpy clothes. There’s almost always a visual aid to go with the story, of course, and that is always pleasing. But of far greater interest than that is the human behavior aspect.

People do not make sense when they do their snarking about beautiful women in skimpy clothes. The most common nonsensical thing I see happen, is that the objection to the girl in skimpy clothes is given far greater visibility than the underlying reason for so objecting. In fact, most of the time, it is left up to the audience to just kind of…”get.”

Ryan AirFor that reason, I thought I’d put together a list of reasons good-looking girls should NOT wear skimpy clothes. I decided to do this after chuckling over this long, drawn-out debate under the “Girls of Ryan Air” calendar started by some guy named “Will.” Will was unusually forthcoming about what he didn’t like.

I really don’t appreciate these off-topic posts about bikini-clad girls or playboy photo shoots. While any smart alecky kid can make the case that it is travel-related (“The girls in bikinis are stewardesses of an airline and people use airlines to travel. So there.”), this really has nothing to do with interesting travel destinations, tips, deals, or gear–the kinds of things a travel blog would be expected to cover.

More than that, it’s just tactless. Who wants to be reading a travel blog at work or in a public library and have someone walk by when the first thing on your screen is a photo of a girl in a bikini top in a suggestive pose?

Poor Will. Must be a terrible ordeal driving down the road being forced to look at billboards.

Girl Friday, who was linked by Dustbury, was a little bit more coy.

Dear 70-ish Woman at Costco This Morning:

You look great! Clearly you work out. You were glistening with sweat and your hair looked damp beneath your visor this morning as you perused the produce at Costco. Perhaps you had just come from a tennis match? I’m guessing some sport with alot of arm action since your arms looked tanned and well toned.

Speaking of arms: cute little sleeveless top you had on. Very sporty! And it perfectly matched you skirt (or was it a skort?). They must have come as a set. And it showed your legs off nicely. I could tell that it was no illusion that you work hard at keeping fit, because I could see almost ALL of your legs. Yup! Nearly right on up to that mysterious part of womanhood that, well, some of us, like to be a little bit more mysterious about.

This is a little bit too much sarcasm for me — by which I mean, not that I disapprove, but that it’s tough for me to figure out the intended meaning. The 70-ish woman looked too good? Not good enough? What?

Alright, are we ready for our list of why beautiful women should wear more clothes? I hope so. There aren’t too many reasons, but whenever people complain about girls in skimpy clothes it never seems to fail — they leave it up to me to figure out what they’re talking about, with their bullying “Can I Get An Amen Here?” preaching, and hey it’s not gonna work. I’m a straight guy. I like beautiful women in skimpy clothes.

But let’s put the list together. I figure there are three reasons:

1. Inappropriate

If, say, an attractive woman happens to be a stockbroker and she’s selling me on a possible investment — I do not want to see a skirt that ends more than five inches above the knee. She’s pulling a scam.

2. She doesn’t look good

Too much cottage cheese, and that’s a thigh that should be covered-up. Muffin-tops mean the shirt should be longer.

3. She looks too good

I expect this is the problem most of the time. Way most of the time.

Women do not like men to get an eyeful of something better looking. They just don’t. I suppose I can understand that…right up until they do the “ringleading” and expect people to hop onto the bandwagon. People who are straight men, like me. Eh, sorry. Like I said, I like good-looking girls in tiny skimpy clothes.

Partly because they look good.

And partly because when they’re around, the bitchy women who want me to suffer just for being a straight man, must be far away. I find the older I get, the more important the second of those two reasons is to me, in relation to the first.

Anyway, tomorrow’s the Fourth of July. So to me, it seems like a strange time to be bitching about women wearing short skirts to Costco. It’s hotter than blazes out there, and nobody’s working in an office. What do you expect to see? Burkhas?

True Greatness Inspires Lots of Bitching

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

So let’s not question whether this is a great country ever again, for it certainly has drawn more than its share of bitching.

Rick found something to pair up with our own tongue-in-cheek bitching we were doing yesterday…it’s an aging sourpuss Philadelphia Inquirer baby-boomer who wants us to “put the fireworks in storage” — because he says so.

Same ol’ nonsense. Terrorists cut off the heads of our journalists in front of a camcorder…we drip some water down someone’s nose and we’re supposed to wring our hands in paralyzing guilt for becoming “like them.” Oh, I think if becoming like them is the class assignment, a grade of C-minus would be exceedingly generous.

This year, America doesn’t deserve to celebrate its birthday. This Fourth of July should be a day of quiet and atonement.

For we have sinned.

Blah blah blah. You know the drill.

Blackfive found another internationalist pompous jackass sycophant, this one a Gen-X-er. Actually, I don’t know that. Matthew Rothschild could be ninety, for all I know. But these people are always sycophants. Ever notice that? You can’t just sit quietly and cluck your tongue about how ashamed “America” should be of herself, and keep it to yourself. This stuff always has to be advertised.

They know not what they say about themselves. What kind of person sits and stews about Abu Ghraib while we liberate Iraq? It’s impossible to reasonably conclude that this resentment against the USA is the product of any kind of thinking; it was the point going in. These are people filled with hate because they want to be — and they want the whole world to know.

So it’s rich material. Every time.

It’s July 4th again, a day of near-compulsory flag-waving and nation-worshipping. Count me out.

Spare me the puerile parades.

Don’t play that martial music, white boy.

And don’t befoul nature’s sky with your F-16s.

You see, I don’t believe in patriotism.

It’s not that I’m anti-American, but I am anti-patriotic.

Love of country isn’t natural. It’s not something you’re born with. It’s an inculcated kind of love, something that is foisted upon you in the home, in the school, on TV, at church, during the football game.

Yet most people accept it without inspection.

Why?

Er…an old-fashioned concept called gratitude?

Like this —

I am so thankful to have been born into a country given to such extreme heights of productivity, capable of providing so much opportunity and comfort for those living within it, that people utterly devoid of talent can afford what surely must be the ultimate luxury: Pretending it’s cool to be an ingrate.

And…I don’t give a good God-damn who knows I’m thankful for that, and who doesn’t. It’s something that simply is. This country is truly great. It cannot be denied. We get more than our share of bitching, way more, and like the winner of that six-word slogan contest said: Our worst critics prefer to stay.

Happy birthday, and many more.

Good Luck, Beutler

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Via Six Meat Buffet, a fascinating glimpse into the liberal mind. The occasion is the attempted mugging of Brian Beutler, a Washington, DC resident and prominent “progressive” blogger. The confrontation culminated in three bullets entering Beutler’s body.

Looks like he’s going to be okay.

The real meat of the story, though, is this big huge pile o’comments entered on the Talking Points Memo. Apparently, there was something mentioned regarding Beutler’s wish that his misfortune not be used to argue one side or the other of the gun control issue or any other political issue, and both sides dutifully…did not comply.

Naturally as you might expect, the pro-gun-control (now anti-Constitution! Ah, feels good to say that!) side is pure fantasy. Fantasize that the pro-gun-rights commenter is “angry” just because he exposed the logical flaws in your argument. Fantasize that if people use guns to defend themselves, it just sets off a big nuclear-fission-like chain reaction. Fantasize that if violence is simply outlawed, it magically goes away and everyone thinks happy-thoughts.

I think it’s a distinct possibility that because of the Supreme Court’s ruling, more muggers (who moonlight as honest citizens) will have greater availability to handguns, which are always illegal during the commission of a crime.

…even gunslingers end up being on the bad end of the drop.

I’m sure the trolls imagine themselves whipping out a gun (while strolling arm and arm with a significant other) and blasting dude away – even though dude has the drop on them.

dude~ by a factor of like 10 to 1 a gun in the home is more likely to be used in a crime of passion or rage, or accidentally used to injure or kill a member of the household before it will ever be used to defend the household against some intruder. So do the math ….. if everyone had loaded guns in the house like the old fat nazi Scalia imagines ….. we would have deaths and injury by the truckload and very fucking few John Wayne shootout victories.

If every citizen was armed, I fear the amateur who has seen too many movies who will pull his gun in a situation and wind up killing innocent bystanders or getting killed himself. It requires very little training to have a concealed permit in most states.

And the grand slam…one Mike Powe…

PoweSo your argument is that Beutler should have whipped out his Colt and started banging away? Yeah, let’s all be violent and indifferent to the taking of human life … just like the criminals.

Good idea!

“We have met the enemy, and he is us.” — Pogo

“Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars… Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” — ML King

Yeah, much easier to simply kill people, maybe nail an innocent bystander or two, than to actually solve the problems that lead to the violence.

This is what you need to do to make a left-wing idea look good. Any problem the feeble liberal mind manages to dig up against the conservative viewpoint, no matter how half-baked and nonsensical it is, has to be awarded instant overwhelming cosmetic merit. It is like a needle against a balloon. And as far as the weaknesses in those questions, or in the original liberal argument, these are not to be inspected.

Nowhere does this inequity cause greater damage, than in this amusing show of analyzing tactics. The notion that a gun can be used to prevent a crime is held up to ridicule, in spite of the statistics that show yes, it does happen…and much of the time, the defensive weapon isn’t even discharged.

Meanwhile, love is supposed to be the answer. How that works is left unclear, but it’s got something to do with “solv[ing] the problems that lead to the violence.” And don’t you dare question that!

This intellectual insincerity is serviced by means of a heavy bias in shaping which role with which the audience should feel the greater sympathy, between the robber and the victim. You’re supposed to imagine yourself as the victim, and to be intimidated from taking any steps to defend yourself. You aren’t supposed to relate to the mugger that way, of course; that would be a short conversation indeed. “You’re looking for someone to rob in a ‘shall issue’ jurisdiction that permits concealed-carry. Do you go through with it?” “Hell no!”

No, there’s a different, passive flavoring of sympathy set aside for the perpetrator of the crime. There are “economic circumstances” of some kind. We aren’t supposed to think about the economic circumstances of the victim, of course. So all the personal “Put Yourself Here” sympathy is set aside for the victim, and all the economic sympathy is directed toward the perpetrator.

That’s the trouble with letting emotions decide these things. He who thinks with his feelings, is left with the impression that he’s in command of the thought process but he’s really outsourced it to the charlatan who’s trying to sell him on something. You’re supposed to feel this way about this guy; you’re supposed to feel that way about that guy. Now with those rules in place how do you feel about my gun control ideas?

But of course, there isn’t any solid evidence anywhere that gun control reduces crime (I should say “reduced,” back in those olden days when it was supposedly-constitutional. Yipee!)

There isn’t even any evidence anywhere that gun-grabbers or other left-wingers are even very nice people. They talk about “love” and wanting to end “violence,” but when someone simply questions them about how things work they get indescribably nasty.

Get well, dude. Sorry if you were really trying to avoid a gun control debate out of this incident. I can see why. Oh well, I didn’t start it.

What We’re Doing to Men

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

We aren’t trying to make married or household life especially painful for them, that’s just a byproduct. No, our damage is much more passive. We’re establishing a new catalog of cultural norms according to which masculine contributions cannot be appreciated.

It’s damaging to women, partly because the male contributions become more difficult to acquire both in quality and in quantity. But also because in order to diminish appreciation of what is masculine, you have to diminish appreciation for what is extraordinary — which means we all have to be mediocre, male and female alike.

And as Bernard Chapin points out, our journalism starts to look like editorialism.

Members of the mainstream media not only cherish alternative lifestyles; they also wish to purge everything from our culture that prevents their realization. This was evident on Father’s Day when the New York Times Magazine commemorated the holiday by placing the misandric query, “Will Dad Ever Do His Share?,” on its cover. Inside is a lengthy expose by Lisa Belkin on this subject entitled “When Mom and Dad Share It All.” Those familiar with the contents of the Gray Lady will be unmoved by yet another attempt to denigrate fathers. After all, fulfilling the needs of politically correct oppression merchants practically has become the paper’s central purpose.
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The author’s message is gaudily apparent in her description of one family’s dynamic:

They would create their own model, one in which they were parenting partners. Equals and peers. They would work equal hours, spend equal time with their children, take equal responsibility for their home. Neither would be the keeper of the mental to-do lists; neither of their careers would take precedence. Both would be equally likely to plan a birthday party or know that the car needs oil or miss work for a sick child or remember (without prompting) to stop at the store for diapers and milk. … There are Marcs and Amys scattered throughout the country, and the most interesting thing about them is that they are so very interesting. What they suggest, after all, is simple. Gender should not determine the division of labor at home.

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Progressives use conformity — and any other trick or device they can quote or acquire — as a means to convince the general population that their natural inclinations are maladaptive. Radicals are only too happy to save the enlightened by reconfiguring them in their own image.
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…while female advancement is a sacred venture for institutions like the New York Times, it is not for the whole of men. Shared care might well make marriage easier for wives and offer a chance to “have it all,” yet its impact on husbands is punitive. With the marriage rate recently having fallen below 50 percent in America due to fewer and fewer men consenting to tie the knot, the timing of this expose was both ironic and misguided. That an outlet — which boasts of publishing “all the news that’s fit to print” — is so oblivious of current events evidences the way that bias has corrupted their mission.

Like the late film critic Pauline Kael, the Crate and Barrel elitists who run the New York Times dwell in a “special world” and carefully avoid interactions with the general population. Recall Kael’s remarks concerning the reelection of Richard Nixon: “I only know one person who voted for Nixon. Where they are I don’t know. They’re outside my ken. But sometimes when I’m in a theater I can feel them.” Sadly, we can feel her kind too, particularly when they are attempting to alter the course of our lives.

Women Are Not For DecorationHooters. That’s my solution. It’s like garlic to Dracula. Just set your weary ass down, order a hot plate of wings and a cold pitcher of brew, and if there are any “Crate and Barrel elitists” around they’ll disappear in a cloud of dust and screeching and bitching about “orange shorts oppressive to women flaunting skimpy blah blah blah” and out they go.

And then you won’t be feeling ’em.

This is the problem with all efforts to re-define cultural norms…at least the absolutist ones, the ones that can’t achieve fifty-one percent and just be done with it. To achieve totality, you have to reject volunteerism and instead opt for coercion and force.

All around, too. You have to force men to clean toilets — and then you have to force women to settle for the job men do cleaning the toilets. It’s doomed to fail.

But that’s okay because it aspires to fail. If Lisa Belkin and her kind were successful in forcing men to act like women and vice-versa, then on Father’s Day next year there’d be nothing to write about. The goal really doesn’t have much to do with reforming us; the goal is perpetual bitching for the purpose of selling newspapers.

Chapin closes with an uppercut:

One need not be a psychologist or an economist to fathom that if you punish behaviors you get less of them. The already excessive demands and expectations of the modern woman are being heightened by the New York Times, which will only serve to further convince males that marriage is not worth the risk.

That’s the problem right there. As long as people opt-out and opt-in, they’ll always act according to their own interests. And…Belkin can keep on bitching.

Hancock

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Thirty-six percent, I really don’t know what I’m gonna do now.

I love irreverence especially with regard to superheroes, and I’m a sucker for a good setup. But then Mr. Smith went and opened his big mouth, and you know what that does? It tips me off that the big names in the movie speak in cliches. When people speak in cliches, they don’t think creatively. When they put something together for entertainment without thinking creatively, they put together flops.

That’s still not enough to put me on the other side of the fence. Movie still looks funny…but these reviews are coming in.

They should have stuck with the original concept, but last minute re-shoots doomed Hancock to banality.

It’s like dating Britney Spears. Too much drama.

Don’t expect to laugh more than five times and you won’t be disappointed.

I’m willing to give a superhero film some leeway in terms of realism but a film has to remain true to its own inner logic and this one keeps changing the ground rules.

The good cast does what it can with the weak material, but the waste of talent only makes the film’s total failure that much more regrettable.

I dunno. Maybe I could go ahead and go if someone I know comes back and says it was really great, don’t believe those stupid critics, etc. I was really looking forward to this one.

Ever notice when you’re told to keep your mouth shut about politics, or you get to watch as some third-party is told to keep his mouth shut about politics, the guy getting shushed up is almost always a red-stater? You know why that is? It’s because being a liberal is all about being bossy. And it’s contrary to human nature to shut up bossy people.

Maybe, for the sake of left-wingers like Will Smith, someone should start shushing ’em up anyway. Because I don’t mind seeing movies made by liberals, but it rankles me when I pay good money to see movies that are unimaginative and if you’re trying to fool me into doing it, it’s best to keep it a secret from me that you’re an unimaginative person who goes around parroting Keith Olbermann and Michael Moore sound bites.

But it worked out well for me here. Movies aren’t cheap nowadays. So by all means, let’s keep shushing up the red staters but let the blue staters continue to peel off with their unimaginative and childish nonsense.

Can’t-Do Society

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

From an article I pegged yesterday:

Although going aggressive can put a company in a better position to survive a slowdown, few firms can resist becoming risk-averse. Thus, mid-level leaders find themselves pulling back and focusing entirely on how to meet short-term financial goals. Not only can this strategy set a company back competitively, it also can demoralize top performers.

Victor Davis Hanson notices the same thing about society as a whole, and credits Shakespeare for pointing it out:

Shakespeare warned us about the dangers of “thinking too precisely.” His poor Danish prince lost “the name of action,” as he dithered and sighed that “conscience does make cowards of us all.”

With gas over $4 a gallon, the public is finally waking up to the fact that for decades the United States has not been developing known petroleum reserves in Alaska, in our coastal waters or off the continental shelf. Jittery Hamlets apparently forgot that gas comes from oil — and that before you can fill your tank, you must take risks to fill a tanker.

Building things is a good indication of the relative confidence of a society. But the last American gasoline refinery was built almost three decades ago. As “cowards of our conscious,” we’ve come up with countless mitigating reasons not to build a new one. Our inaction has meant that our nation’s gasoline facilities have grown old, out of date and dangerous.

Zing!

But…at that point, VDH is just shifting into second gear. Once he has the momentum built up, see what kind of a turn things take:

We are nearing the seventh anniversary of the destruction of the World Trade Center. Its replacement — the Freedom Tower — should have been a sign of our determination and grit right after September 11.

But it is only now reaching street level. Owners, renters, builders and government have all fought endlessly over the design, the cost and the liability.

In contrast, in the midst of the Great Depression, our far poorer grandparents built the Empire State Building in 410 days — not a perfect design, but one good enough to withstand a fuel-laden World War II-era bomber that once crashed into it.

But even then, the can of whoopass has yet to be opened.

Smackdown —

Finally, high technology and the good life have turned us into utopians, fussy perfectionists who demand heaven on earth. Anytime a sound proposal seems short of perfect, we consider it not good, rather than good enough.

Hamlet asked, “To be, or not to be: that is the question.” In our growing shortages of infrastructure, food, fuel and water, we’ve already answered that: “Not to be!”

Don’t worry. It’s a good hurt; this is something we needed to be told about ourselves.

Most of what’s wrong with us, would be cured instantly if we got rid of this “Lots of tumblers have to fall into place to make something go but the lowliest mail clerk can pull a cord and make everything stop” stuff.

How’d That Work Out?

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Speaker Nan, last summer, announces her bold plans for bringing down those gas prices. H/T: Texas Rainmaker.

Obama voter’s logic: Obviously, we haven’t given democrats enough power yet. Let’s go further into the cul de sac and see what happens.

Memorial Day 2009: $6.50 regular self-serve, if you’re lucky.

As people consume less fuel in America, vehicle emissions should drop. Less pollution means bluer skies and longer lives — and the potential to slow global warming, albeit slightly. Lower energy demand means the air will contain fewer toxic agents, like particle pollution, which can get deep into your lungs and cause serious health problems. Bottom line? About 2,220 lives have already been saved over the past year because of higher gas prices and less pollution, according to an estimate calculated for TIME by J. Paul Leigh, a University of California at Davis health-economics professor who co-wrote a study on the topic in the March 2008 Journal of Occupational and Environmental Medicine. If prices remain high, we can expect some 2,000 people to avoid dying from pollution in the next 12 months.

— 4. Less Polution, from 10 Things You Can Like About $4 Gas, Time Magazine.

Update: Buck opines on a subject that overlaps significantly:

One of the things that bugs the Hell out of me about the current “energy debate” is how our loyal, patriotic, and oh-so-concerned-about-OUR-welfare Democrats distort… nay, totally misrepresent… the issue of domestic oil drilling. There IS a Democrat Party Line in this space and it goes something like this (from the Las Vegas Review-Journal, via The Obamanon’s web site):

Oil companies, he said, already have drilling rights to millions of acres of federal land, “and yet they haven’t touched it,” Obama said. “John McCain wants to give them more when they’re not using what they already have.”

The companies ought to pay a fine on drilling rights they’re holding but not using, he said.

Well, now. That Las Vegas speech drew some attention from the editorial page of the Wall Street Journal Monday:

“I want you to think about this,” Barack Obama said in Las Vegas last week. “The oil companies have already been given 68 million acres of federal land, both onshore and offshore, to drill. They’re allowed to drill it, and yet they haven’t touched it – 68 million acres that have the potential to nearly double America’s total oil production.”

Wow, how come the oil companies didn’t think of that?

Perhaps because the notion is obviously false – at least to anyone who knows how oil and gas exploration actually works. Predictably, however, Mr. Obama’s claim is also the mantra of Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, John Kerry, Nick Rahall and others writing Congressional energy policy. As a public service, here’s a remedial education.

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To deflect the GOP effort to relax the offshore-drilling ban – and thus boost supply while demand will remain strong – Democrats also say that most of the current leases are “nonproducing.” The idea comes from a “special report” prepared by the Democratic staff of the House Resources Committee, chaired by Mr. Rahall. “If we extrapolate from today’s production rates on federal lands and waters,” the authors write, the oil companies could “nearly double total U.S. oil production” (their emphasis).

In other words, these whiz kids assume that every acre of every lease holds the same amount of oil and gas. Yet the existence of a lease does not guarantee that the geology holds recoverable resources. Brian Kennedy of the Institute for Energy Research quips that, using the same extrapolation, the 9.4 billion acres of the currently nonproducing moon should yield 654 million barrels of oil per day.

There’s much more at the link, and it’s all good. Whenever I see or hear the Democrats’ arguments against domestic drilling, I naturally assume they’re both arrogant and insulting. Arrogant because they truly believe they have the only answer(s) to our energy problems, and they most certainly don’t. And they (Obama, Reid, Pelosi, Emmanuel) are insulting because they obviously expect me to believe this shit.

The bit about fining the oil & gas companies for not using the land falls right in with the pattern. Roll back the tax cuts, raise the minimum wage, put in price caps, tax their profits, tax their equipment, tax their land.

The common thread is that you make it more expensive to do business.

What happens to prices of things when it’s more expensive to get them sold?

I’d love to see a real interviewer question Obama or any other prominent democrat about how this works. Don’t try to shred the guy to ribbons, don’t try to embarrass him…no interruptions except one, “that doesn’t answer the question I asked you.” Just one simple question: How does this work? Step One is make it more expensive to be an oil company, through your plan(s); Step Three is lower gas prices; what is Step Two, exactly, Senator? Take all the time you need but please stick to the subject.

Oh and that dunking stool on which you’re sitting will give way, if we hear the words “Bush” or “failed policies” or “Iraq.” Ker-PLOOSH.

We’re supposed to have freedom of the press in this country because the public has a right to know. Seems this should’ve happened a long time ago.

He Fills Sandbags, Too

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Via Freep, via Hugh Hewitt, via Varifrank.

…With shovel in hand, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama visited a flood zone in Quincy, Illinois on Saturday. Obama helped locals fill sandbags to place on the banks of the Mississippi river. Obama has vowed to push for state and federal aid to help victims of the floods.

Wow, what a swell guy. But the angle of a picture can really change a lot about a story.

I hope he eventually left them alone so they could get back to filling those sandbags.

The Website is Down

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Liberals, Conservatives and Justice

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Great points from David Bernstein writing in Cato about the DC v. Heller decision and what it means.

Liberalism is most dizzying when you try to take it seriously.

The Supreme Court’s decision in District of Columbia v. Heller, upholding the Second Amendment right of individuals to own firearms, should finally lay to rest the widespread myth that the defining difference between liberal and conservative justices is that the former support “individual rights” and “civil liberties,” while the latter routinely defer to government assertions of authority. The Heller dissent presents the remarkable spectacle of four liberal Supreme Court justices tying themselves into an intellectual knot to narrow the protections the Bill of Rights provides.

Liberal justices uphold individual rights and civil liberties, huh? I have heard that before, but I didn’t know they were trying to stick to that one.

They don’t stick to much of anything.

Conservative: Okay, liberal fellow judge, here’s something we have to decide. We have to figure out if we’re going to execute this guy for murdering a little girl. I presume since you’re all about individual rights and civil liberties you’ll be in favor of signing the death warrant with me…

Liberal: No!

Conservative: No?

Liberal: No, absolutely not! I’m here to safeguard the individual rights and civil liberties of that creepy guy, just as much as the little girl.

Conservative: Point taken, but they’re both human beings…and she was innocent, whereas not only is he guilty but he could kill again.

Liberal: Yeah but you don’t know that for sure. Anyway, the little girl’s civil liberties cannot be protected because she’s already dead. We have to concentrate on the living. Even though the manner in which she was removed from the living is unjust, it’s in the past and we can’t do anything about that.

Conservative: Okay, that’s interesting. So the girl was unfairly murdered, but one way or the other she’s no longer alive and therefore beyond our purview as we act to protect the civil liberties of living persons.

Liberal: Precisely.

Conservative: Alright, our next case concerns a homeowner who gunned down a burglar. The burglar is dead, so going by your logic of safeguarding civil liberties for the living, I guess you’ll be joining me in letting the homeowner off the hook.

Liberal: Nonsense! He needs to be punished for his crime!

Conservative: He does?

Liberal: Yes. I mean of course the burglar is dead, but he still has civil liberties that need protecting. It’s all about the rest of us. We need to preserve a system of law and order.

Conservative: So liberalism is all about civil liberties…only for the living though…and preserving law and order.

Liberal: Now you’re getting it. Liberalism is completely consistent, it’s about individual rights for the living and respecting the law, and conservatism is about suspending individual rights for everyone, and anarchy and chaos.

Conservative: Okay, I think I’m getting it. Now our third case for the morning concerns illegal aliens that are running across the border…since you’re all about law and order I guess you’ll be joining me in cracking down on that.

Liberal: What makes you think that?

And so it goes. Nailing down exactly what liberalism is, is just like nailing jello to a tree. There’s no rhyme or reason to it, no consistency. The definitions liberals themselves offer, only make sense so long as you are expected to pay attention to those definitions. They do not endure across multiple issues.

But this definition does…

Twenty-first century American liberalism in a nutshell: That which builds or preserves must, at all costs, be destroyed; that which destroys must, at all costs, be preserved.

See, it isn’t tough at all to come up with a definition for liberalism that makes sense and adheres satisfactorily to fact and truth. All you have to do is think for yourself, and stop listening to liberals. They, after all, are the ones who can’t afford to have liberalism recognized for what it really is.

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburgers

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Yummy.

No word on how many calories.

H/T: Inst.

.22

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

A little girl made the eleven o’clock news because she has a bullet in her head. Doctors just failed to extract it from her skull so tonight she has to go to bed with it for the first time.

The local newscaster showed us what the bullet looks like by holding up what I recognized as a .22 long rifle cartridge in front of the camera. The next shot was a close-up of the little girl’s head with the bloody wound in plain view. Unmistakable implication: What that guy just showed you, is buried in there.

Not explicitly stated, but nothing offered to the contrary.

How does this nonsense make it to air?

Now THAT Is What I Call a Media-Construct Candidate

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Because you-know-who has now tossed so many people under his bus, that now they’re starting up a “Can I Get An Amen Here?” campaign to throw the “throw ‘im under the bus” cliche…under the bus.

Exactly who is throwing whom and from where did this much-abused phrase come?

Long a staple in the sports realm, the phrase experienced a resurgence in popularity (and overuse) earlier in the presidential campaign when Sen. Barack Obama eventually threw his former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., under the bus, denouncing him.

The euphemistic phrase, which now also means jettisoning a political liability, has taken on a twisted and ubiquitous life of its own. The presumptive Democratic nominee seems to be a leader of the pack among under-the-bus flingers, slingers and tossers, according to cable news pundits and blogosphere scribes.

Mr. Obama has been accused of heaving his white grandmother; his former foreign policy adviser, Samantha Power; the former head of his vice presidential vetting committee, Jim Johnson; the Muslim community; public financing of presidential campaigns; his not-quite-e-mail-pal, Scarlett Johansson; and even his short-lived customized presidential seal — all under the bus.
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Trying to appeal to people’s sense of righteousness and decency, many writers in recent months have railed against the phrase, saying it’s well past its prime. Some have even called for a moratorium on use of the metaphor, but politicians, pundits, journalists, politicos and others have not seen fit to oblige. It seems “to throw (someone) under the bus” won’t go gentle into that good night.

Uh, well gee that might be because right about now there’s a point to throwing it around. It’s a little unusual to wish for a word or phrase’s demise, at the moment when it’s service to linguistic demand is at it’s peak.

Wow, that’s almost an in-kind contribution. Changing the English language in the middle of the Obamessiah’s campaign, so that even if someone wants to say something bad about him there aren’t any words with which to do it.

Good luck on that.

Hitchens is Waterboarded

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Via Rottweiler, we find out Christopher Hitchens underwent waterboarding. Hitchens then decided waterboarding must be torture, because he doesn’t like it. He then seizes on an interesting argument against it:

It opens a door that cannot be closed. Once you have posed the notorious “ticking bomb” question, and once you assume that you are in the right, what will you not do? Waterboarding not getting results fast enough? The terrorist’s clock still ticking? Well, then, bring on the thumbscrews and the pincers and the electrodes and the rack.

That’s a great point, Hitch. Let’s turn it around. You aren’t willing to use thumbscrews and pincers and electrodes and rack because you don’t want to “open doors,” so you don’t waterboard either.

How bad does a looming disaster have to be, then, before you consider doing something?

Your rhetorical was good; mine was better. In fact, I have an even better one — your concern is opening the doors, who opened this one? Them, or us?

I notice something about these two words: “Torture,” and “Constitution.” These words do not seem to mean what people want me to think they mean, when they use them in my presence. By paying close attention to what’s going on as these words have popped up — and I’m not that bright about this stuff, so they’ve had to pop up a whole lot during that time, but don’t worry because they certainly have — I’ve finally figured out what’s happening here.

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me and me.

I, me, we, I, me.

“Torture” is torture when it’s something I don’t want to have done to me.

You have broken the “Constitution” when you do something I don’t think you should be doing.

Most of the people throwing around the T-word have no meaning in mind beyond the one above; most of the people throwing around the C-word have no meaning in mind beyond the one above. What is above, most of the time, is all there is. And that’s a fact.

These are children who grew up into adulthood, having never done anything they didn’t want to do. And now they’re re-defining our words for us, words that already have meaning…or are supposed to. But not to worry too much about Hitchens and the T-word; he ultimately redeemed himself by inspiring Stoaty to give it a new definition that was more to the Rottweiler’s liking, as well as my own. Torture is…

…any experience so horrible that no-one would consider trying it out simply for the purpose of writing a Vanity Fair article about what it’s like.