House of Eratosthenes

We will not get anywhere by continuing to sell hate and fear. Of course, there is always going to be a fraction of the GOP that is going to respond to that, but at some point we have to start facing the reality that hate and fear will only get us so far. Those emotions are not sources for inspiration of joining anything, let alone supporting a political party.

The old conservatives of the past need to start accepting that this is a new era and I am a part of a new generation. I am as sick of the infighting as everyone else, but I would like to point out that I am not the one starting this fight or demanding that the other half of the party leave.

Cassy has a few words for Meghan.

But here’s the kicker: just because we don’t want you to lead us does not mean that we are kicking you out of the party. Just because we aren’t appointing you our new rising star doesn’t mean you don’t have a place here. I suspect Meghan knows this deep down, but what kind of attention would she get by acknowledging that? It’s much more fun to sit there and try to fill the role of the new maverick in the Republican party. You get all kinds of lavish attention from celebutards and liberal talking heads who praise you for “keeping it real”. So I’m pretty sure she’ll just continue on acting like she’s being crucified in the GOP, when frankly, no one in the GOP even gives a damn about her. We just wish she would stop making idiotic, asinine remarks in our name.

Now, I really whittled both of these down to size in order to make a certain young lady look a whole lot more intelligent than she really is. To figure out which one it is, why don’t you pop both of them open and give a full reading to each of them — when you run across the “money quote” I think your eyes will bulge out of their sockets, whatever liquids your swallowing will be ejected forcefully from both nostrils, and you’ll wonder why anybody ever prints anything written by…a certain someone.

Give you a hint. It’s got something to do with something that rhymes with “Jitter.”

As I’ve already commented at Cassy’s, y’all need to take a breath here. This is all being overthought to a ridiculous degree, whatever the media cretins may make of it. Think high school girl versus cheerleader.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous. You were all ready to be crowned princess, and you hired a makeup consultant and a new hair sissy, and somehow the old man screwed the pooch.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous. You’ve always been so rich that tout le monde assures you that having blond hair and a pretty face makes the midnight refrigerator raids meaningless, and that being a fag hag is rilly hot. And this little Asian person or whatever with two kids for God’s sake is getting all this attention.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous. You were supposed to be the altogether It Girl, and now this snippy little brown chick with the big brain and cute figure thinks that just because she’s gorgeous and can write like a bitch she’s more important than you are.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous.

With apologies to Stuart Schwartz
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