Archive for August, 2008

Dead Man Found With Sodium Cyanide

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Denver News, via LGF, via Ace:

Police confirmed Wednesday that they found about a pound of sodium cyanide in a Denver hotel room where the body of a Canadian man was discovered earlier this week.

Police spokesman John White identified the white powder as sodium cyanide, the crystal form of cyanide. Fire officials say they found a bottle containing about a pound of the white powder, or between a pint and a quart by volume.

An expert told the Denver Post that the amount of cyanide is enough to kill hundreds of people.

The medical examiner’s office said it is awaiting test results to determine whether cyanide killed 29-year-old Saleman Abdirahman Dirie, of Ottawa, Canada.
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The upscale Burnsley Hotel is about two miles away from the Pepsi Center, where the DNC will be held from Aug. 25-Aug. 27. However, it is not on the list of hotels where delegates are staying.

The last day of the DNC will be held at Invesco Field at Mile High, which is three miles away from the hotel.

One hopes there is just a crapload of stuff they’ve found out about this gentleman and what his plans might have been, that for some reason is not being released to the public. But y’know, I can’t really think of an awful lot of things you can do with a pound of sodium cyanide. And among the things I can think of that you can do, the knowledge that the convention of a major political party was going to be happening within a handful of miles from that hotel, in just a few weeks, doesn’t eliminate any of them.

But profiling is bad…McCarthyism is bad…guilt-by-association is bad. So I suppose, finding out just who this fellow might’ve known, who he might have contacted before showing up in Denver, etc., all that stuff would be just plain wrong.

We have a cultural sensibility that is custom built and made-to-order for a nation that is not under attack. A nation of veal calves. Just how bad that problem is, I guess I’ll get a good feel for that as I make my efforts to follow up on this story. Hope it doesn’t just mysteriously submerge and trail off…I hope not…I hope, contrary to that, I’m going to see a press conference, just chock full of big meaty juicy facts. The public deserves no less. But how much hope am I really holding? Not much.

A Post of its Own…on English

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Wow. A post of its own, huh?

My rhetorical question, to BroKen, after babbling away generous quantities of my material at him in response to his question:

Help me with your last paragraph. What is the difference between “messing around with packaging” (not substance) and being shallow? I’m not saying that bi-lingual people are necessarily deep thinkers either. But knowing another language does give opportunities. The economic and social opportunities are obvious. But it does bring opportunities for deep thinking, too. If people don’t use them, well, as you say, it is easier to fake intelligence than to have it.

Said last paragraph being:

My point is not that multi-language students are shallow. I’m simply pointing out that these are different brands of intelligence. One type of intelligence concerns itself with substance, and one type messes around with packaging.

And my response was — deep breath now:

It gets into the Yin and Yang theory. These disappointments I had with the Esperanto kids, in which I was told (or it was implied to me) they were super-bright kids burning the candles at all ends…and then, when I queried them about pressing school problems, in solitude, I discovered they lacked comprehension. I offered the example of trig, because it is rich in conceptual challenge. Process & procedure will not get you all the way there with trig. The teacher can say “step one, measure the distance of the hypotenuse; step two, find the angle; step three, refer to your chart, the one that says “cosine”; find the angle; set up your division equation.” Once you are walked through those steps, in fact, once you show absolute mastery at those steps — how prepared are you to conquer trigonometric math? Not at all, right? Hence my shock at finding these kids didn’t understand the concepts.

Penguin LogicWhat they had been trained to do, was: Once an idea was formed by others, find a way to express it to maximum effect. Sen. Obama, in essence, is a product of this kind of education — the kind that presume[s] an expressive child must, out of necessity, be an intelligent child, and vice-versa. What keeps those systems functioning is a sort of penguin logic. Remember the penguin cartoon that shows […I make reference to the cartoon to the right]…The logical construct might be shown as “bright kids are in Esperanto, therefore kids in Esperanto are bright” — the un[i]versality of giftedness in the ability to express, ends up being just the garnish that makes this appealing. But the teachers get what they want out of it, which is another radial joint in the vicious cycle of politics. The kids are thought to be intelligent, and so the teacher identifies with the kids and starts to mentor them; the kids do well (are able to answer the test questions); the teacher is lauded for teaching the kids. And it all has the appearance of an effective teaching job being done.

But there’s more than one way to trip up most of these kids. You needn’t rely on trig. In fact, the Mensa test is constructed for the purpose of passing only the kids who can both formulate and express ideas. So you get questions like “if all freeps are glorgs and all glorgs are nimps, what is the relationship between freeps and nimps?” The question is isolated from the field of expressive talent, because “freep” “glorg” and “nimp” are all nonsensical words — so any test subject whose conceptual acumen is interwoven with his ability to express, will be derailed. He’ll need to understand what those things are, before he can proceed (or else re-wire his thinking on the spot).

But, if I dare say so myself, I think my cup analogy is the Pièce de résistance.

I would compare it to washing a cup. Every idea, like a cup, has an inside and an outside. These are different surfaces; our folly in communication is that the merit, or lack thereof, of each idea is determined by the inside. How it is communicated, and this includes how it is taught & learned in the class, is determined by what is on the outside. Like sonofsheldon said, “Teachers aren’t trained to teach in the ways that some students learn.” Teachers are like dishwashers who wash dishes by hand, and in inspecting their own work, tend to only look at the outside. And so the whole foreign-language thing, to my way of thinking, tends to offer the outside-washers the idea they have achieved some teaching work that they haven’t really achieved. And that would be my explanation as to why so many of the second-language kids couldn’t do trig. If I polled them all, I’m sure I could’ve found some very bright ones who could. All I’m saying, really, is that it’s a little unsettling to see a plurality of kids thought of as “geniuses” who can’t do this basic work, because they can’t conceptually handle it, and I think that should be of concern to somebody before we start talking about the virtues of all kids being taught Spanish as a second language.

Best Obama Facts

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Buck thinks this is the best Obama satire site (he says so here).

4. Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.

17. Obama often says “uh” in his speeches in order to irritate Bill O’Rilley who hangs onto his every word.

32. US Mail Service published Obama’s resume on a new first class stamp.

Conventions are coming up. I wonder if that will be the end of this “Messiah” crap; if it’ll all be more about the difference between Obama and McCain vis a vis policies. Seems the Obama campaign is already trying to head off in that direction, but they’re still keeping one foot on this “Obama’s a Lightworker And You Are Not” platform. I have the impression that word’s gotten around the O campaign that they’ve overdone this and they need to start thinning it out. The hitch in the giddy-up is that if Obama talks “I’m Wonderful,” he doesn’t have to talk policy, and if he talks policy there’s less room for the “I’m Wonderful” stuff. But “I’m Wonderful” is not the presence of substance, it is more like absence. It is a hole. Seems to be a vacuum nature is rather slow to abhor.

Perhaps the campaign has also learned — when Obama declares a policy position on a Monday, he’s surely flip-flopping by Wednesday. The sad truth few are willing to put into words or print: He wasn’t selected for policy positions. He was selected because he’s the Real Deal.

REAL DEAL: Flattering slang attached to an individual who possesses a unique ability to sell products unneeded.

How sad is that.

The democrat party gets all excited about an individual’s ability to sell policy that will probably be bad policy and thus need an excellent salesman — before they even settle on what the policy is going to be.

But it’s an effective technique. It’d be easier for McCain to eat tomato soup with chopsticks, than to take down Obama, because the battlefield is rhetoric and not substance. McCain will never beat Obama on rhetoric. His only hope is that by November, people will be sick and tired of He Who Walks On Water. But…that is more than a fair shot, because a little of Mr. Lightworker goes a long way.

This is John Galt Speaking…

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Yeah, they start off by picking on my guy Fred.

But that’s okay. Fred Thompson is a far cry from the “Mr. Thompson” guy in the book, but give the Objectivists credit where it is due. It is a truism of life — you “sacrifice for the greater good” and nobody says “oh, goody, he’s a good person he sacrificed let’s leave him alone.” Nope. They come back like the ducks and geese you shouldn’t have fed, and the “moral ideal” by which they demanded your original sacrifice, becomes a distant memory — in no time at all.

And your “original” sacrifice becomes an “original” sin.

Sen. Thompson did fall for it. Although he had his reasons. I’ll get into that some other time, it’s a little off topic. For now, I think it’s important that Mr. Galt’s speech be disseminated far and wide, in some other format besides pp. 923 through 977 in micro-font. It’s an important message.

White Liberal Kids Discuss the 2008 Elections

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

H/T: Boortz.

YES, it is parody. Calm down.

I thought this previous installment did a better job of nailing down the irony, though:

Morons

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Ten Skills You Need to Succeed at Almost Anything

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Heard the radio guys talking about it a few minutes ago, and when I went to look it up I found it was turning rapidly into an “Everybody else is blogging it, I might as well do it too” thing. I also found it made a great deal of sense. A great deal. Except number nine…since that’s the one I’m missing, I think.

1. Public Speaking
2. Writing
3. Self-Management
4. Networking
5. Critical Thinking
6. Decision-Making
7. Math
8. Research
9. Relaxation
10. Basic Accounting

You realize what this guy is talking about with #5 and #6, right?

5. Critical Thinking

We are exposed to hundreds, if not thousands, of times more information on a daily basis than our great-grandparents were. Being able to evaluate that information, sort the potentially valuable from the trivial, analyze its relevance and meaning, and relate it to other information is crucial – and woefully under-taught. Good critical thinking skills immediately distinguish you from the mass of people these days.

6. Decision-Making

The bridge that leads from analysis to action is effective decision-making – knowing what to do based on the information available. While not being critical can be dangerous, so too can over-analyzing, or waiting for more information before making a decision. Being able to take in the scene and respond quickly and effectively is what separates the doers from the wannabes.

He’s talking about the first triad of the nine pillars of persuasion. First pillar, second pillar and third pillar.

Fact:
The first Pillar of Persuasion. In the narrow sense, it is a Cognition that can be proven. In the broader sense as it relates to an argument between individuals who disagree, it can be an Opinion that is agreed upon by all participating in the argument, thus rendering any residual disagreement about the veracity of that opinion effectively moot.

Opinion:
Something that is Subjective. It is 1) the second Pillar of Persuasion; it can be a) a Personal Preference, b) an Inference, or a Relative Measurement. Or, it is 2) a Thing To Do.

Thing To Do:
The third Pillar of Persuasion. It is a type of Opinion that someone should do something. In some situations it can be an opinion that someone should stop doing something, or avoid doing something. It is a sign of intellectual sincerity that the thing-to-do should rest on substantiated Cognitions, but there are many reasons to conceal this: 1) laziness, 2) the party offering the thing-to-do may not wish to explain their true interests/motives, fearing this would arouse unwanted suspicion, 3) the party offering the thing-to-do may desire to conceal the cognitions upon which it rests, due to confidentiality issues, intent to deceive, or both. See Must-Tard.

His critical thinking is simply the ability to form an opinion from a fact, while knowing what you’re doing so that the opinion rests on the facts that are available, and is in some way substantiated by those facts. Decision making, in turn, is the ability to arrive at a thing-to-do from an opinion about what’s going on.

We don’t always have the luxury of conjuring up complete certainty in our opinions about what’s going on, prior to being called-upon to decide what to do. And there, in a nutshell, is the situation in which there is such a broad spread of success or lack thereof — where skill meets chance. You see it in little kids who play board games with each other. Scrabble. Battleship. Master Mind. Clue. Any time it’s your role to try to figure out what’s in a hidden panel, or in your opponent’s cards, you see kids getting better at these games as they play them more often.

I would add another one. People need to be able to understand, independently, what are to be the most likely effects or consequences of the things they do. This is important for forming a vision of what is to be done. You could think of this skill as the jumper between the third pillar that is the thing-to-do, and the fourth pillar which is the cause-and-effect argument:

Cause and Effect Argument:
The fourth Pillar of Persuasion; an observation that when certain things happen, there are reasons why certain other things will almost certainly happen as a result. Usually invoked when discussing economics and human behavior, although this isn’t always the case. “When you change the color of the walls in the factory, you have to observe what happens to productivity as a result. It will naturally increase, because when people feel they are being watched, they tend to work harder.”

I don’t want to call this skill “vision” because vision is used too often to describe people who are just plain bossy.

Think of it this way. Imagine you wake up tomorrow morning, and you are Dictator Of The Entire World. You want to be able to lift things more easily.

Any nimrod can make a law that from here on, gravity shall be half as strong. But that would be a pretty stupid law. That would demonstrate a strong vision, and a weakness in the ability to predict cause-and-effect.

A twelfth skill I would add is something I’d call bookmarking, because it is one thing to labor away at a task, and it is quite another thing to be able to walk away from the task and come back to it again, spending a minimal amount of time trying to figure out what exactly was left undone earlier. In fact, this ninth skill, relaxation, is supposed to be required for keeping your wits about you and making good decisions about things. I have found there is some truth to that, and the people who fail most resoundingly at learning how to relax, most often simply can’t let go of something before it’s finished because they don’t have confidence in their own ability to pick it up at a later time.

Update: Being a good writer and skilled critical thinker, Mr. Dustin M. Wax heads to the sidebar; and, being a pinko-commie Bush-bashing left-winger, he gets a liberal-hippie turquoise icon by his name.

Yes, it’s possible for one person to be both. Doesn’t happen often. But it does happen. And, hey, nobody’s perfect.

Everything The American Voter Needs to Know About Foreign Policy in One Paragraph

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

First, the lead. George Will writing about Bill Richardson:

Clinging to the Obama campaign’s talking points like a drunk to a lamppost, [New Mexico Governor and former Ambassador and Presidential Candidate Bill] Richardson said this crisis proves the wisdom of Obama’s zest for diplomacy, and that America should get the U.N. Security Council “to pass a strong resolution getting the Russians to show some restraint.” Apparently Richardson was ambassador to the U.N. for 19 months without noticing that Russia has a Security Council veto.

Now, your paragraph. It is roughly paraphrasing the outburst I had yesterday when I heard on the radio about Sen. Obama calling for a cease fire. Which made the veins stand out in my neck and forehead. You might not understand that in the moment in which you read this sentence; but the paragraph below will make it all clear.

Begin paragraph.

Republicans talk to people as if they’re talking to teenagers; democrats talk to people as if they’re talking to little tiny kids. When you talk to a teenager, you essentially say “you do what you want, but if you do this then these are the likely results, and if you do that then those are the consequences.” You do not do this when you talk to little kids. When you talk to little kids you are responsible for weighing consequences yourself, and then you say “do this…don’t do that.” Normal kids eventually mature to the point where they can weigh cause-and-effect on their own — but democrats don’t seem to think that is the case. They talk down to people, cradle-to-grave, saying do this…don’t do that. You see it in Senator Obama. The man seems to have a medical condition. He can’t stop telling people what to do and what not to do. The folly of this communications tactic in foreign policy is evident when democrats achieve positions of power, and conceive new doctrines that consist of telling recalcitrant foreign powers “do this…don’t do that.” They do this even against history’s backdrop, in which it’s fair to assert that every foreign policy success has been a direct result of conducting diplomacy in the style one conducts diplomacy with a teenager. They do this in situations in which it has been proven that the teenage-diplomacy is the only viable option, short of military force. They don’t seem to be capable of rising to this challenge, intellectually. They dispense instructions…they form their foreign policy around the dispensation of instructions…like teaching a preschool class…and then the policy crumbles, inevitably, the day it comes up against a foreign head of state who defeats it handily with a single syllable, simply by saying: “No.” We’ve seen this happen, again and again and again.

End paragraph.

I would further add one more thing:

As ethereal and sloppy a definition the word “conservative” has managed to achieve in domestic issues, with foreign policy the definition has remained crisp, clear and distinctive. It means, quite plain and simply, to elevate the cost of being our country’s enemy by any means necessary, and to reduce the cost and enhance the benefits of being our friend. Liberalism is quite the opposite; liberalism, with regard to other countries, is very much like the slutty woman who spurns the likable nerd who brings her chocolates and flowers and carries her piano up the stairs on moving day, and then talks her mother into taking out a second mortgage on her house so she can buy truckloads of beer for her other boyfriend who bruises her face and dreams of one day getting the band back together.

When a liberal runs the United States, you know how to get the United States to do what you want. Just say you don’t like the United States. The liberal will come running to drink tea with you at Camp David, and find out what your “demands” are. If you go on record calling yourself an “ally” then the liberal won’t give a rat’s ass what you want. Liberalism means only bending over backwards for people who don’t like your country.

And so left-wing diplomacy is always doomed to fail. By saying “do this…don’t do that” what it is saying is “if you want to be our friend then do this and don’t do that.” But then, it says, you’re only going to be treated decently if you’re our enemy.

In a sane world, the “do this don’t do that” people would make it a worthwhile proposition to be on friendly terms with us — so that there would be some motivating agent to get foreign powers to do things. In reality, it is quite the reverse. Don’t ask me to explain it. Ask them.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

Twenty-Five Signs You Won’t Be Voting for Obama

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

From National Review Online, via Boortz:

It’s unlikely you’ll vote for Obama if you….
1. aren’t a news anchor.
2. read the New York Times for pretty much the same reason the NSA monitors radio transmissions.
3. automatically conclude that the person laughing in the car next to you must be listening to Rush. Or maybe Obama off teleprompter.
4. dislocated your shoulder trying to explain Obama’s position on Iraq to co-workers.
5. find autobiographies generally more interesting when the author has, you know, done something.

…and twenty more. With a scoring system at the end, and everything.

A Flying Piece of Crap

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

My eleven-year-old son is back, just finished his third day here, after I picked him up from his mother’s to begin the school year. From his fascination with my blogging he has picked up what I am hoping will turn out to be a productive and useful habit of reading the news. And he’s already found an article that would have slipped right by me.

A flying inflatable chunk of dog feces, as big as a house.

A giant inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a greenhouse window before it landed again, the museum said Monday.

The art work, titled “Complex S(expletive..)”, is the size of a house. The wind carried it 200 metres (yards) from the Paul Klee Centre in Berne before it fell back to Earth in the grounds of a children’s home, said museum director Juri Steiner.

The inflatable turd broke the window at the children’s home when it blew away on the night of July 31, Steiner said. The art work has a safety system which normally makes it deflate when there is a storm, but this did not work when it blew away.

Steiner said McCarthy had not yet been contacted and the museum was not sure if the piece would be put back on display.

Now, what do you do with that information? I dunno. But I do have to admit, it is good “bloggin'” material.

English

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Ilkka nails it:

Do You Speak ItI have mentioned a few times that since I already speak English, I really don’t see any value in learning other languages, since the time and effort needed would be much better spent on other things. There is so much opinion, information and knowledge available in English that I can only ever read an infinitesimal portion of it. Besides, in this petabyte word that we live in, the problematic part is not acquiring the information but filtering the signal from noise. If somebody has something important to tell me, he can do that in English, and if he doesn’t want to do this, then that something probably wasn’t that important in the first place, simple as that. The English language is perhaps the most underrated bozo filter currently in existence, silently blocking out tons of idiocy. Of course you could argue that I must learn some language so that I could understand and relate to the people who speak it. Very well, tell me then which language A I ought to learn, instead of any one of the other languages B, C, D, … Also, please tell, why is this duty unidirectional the same way that all multiculturalism always seems to be? Couldn’t the speakers of other languages just as well learn to speak English? Why do I have a moral duty to learn their language, when they clearly don’t have the reciprocal duty to learn mine?

I’ve been hearing a very long time now that the simple act of learning any non-native tongue has a “broadening” effect upon the mind. Back when I was in high school this made perfect sense to me, although looking back on it I should have paid better attention to the evidence I was seeing. I’m referring here, mostly, to those fellow students in high school who were members of the “Esperanto Club.” Indeed, their communication skills in English did seem to go up as they learned second-languages, and of course they were on the fast-track for other accolades, positions held, class President, et al. One problem: When I talked with them one-on-one about deeper matters, computer programming, trigonometry, etc., they didn’t know a whole lot. But never mind, because all the teachers acted as if they were little geniuses.

I just don’t find any evidence to support that this truly broadens the mind. Quite to the contrary: People who learn multiple languages tend to become pretentious. Not all of them. There are those who use it as a tool — I need to know this other language, so I learn it, I don’t brag about it. Like that. The folks who learn multiple languages as a social signal, as in ooh look at me, I’m so smart, I know more than one language…they’re a bunch of freakin’ pinheads. Always have been.

And no, that’s not jealousy talking. If I wanted to learn another language, I’d have done it by now. But it comes down to — Ilkka’s right. You invest the time, you get a benefit. If you already know the English language you’re not going to get much of a benefit unless you’re about to spend more than a few days in some country that speaks a different language.

And there are all the problems with logic, for which the polyglots fall, again and again. Like this one: English-only is racist. No, it’s NOT. English is not a color.

Sen. Obama made an issue out of this. He says our children need to learn more than one language — specifically, Spanish — but Obama hasn’t done this himself. Millions of people are falling for it. Some of them know more than one language…in which they help prove my point, multiple-language people falling for crap…and some of them don’t, in which case they’re no better than he is.

And here’s something else peculiar I’ve been noticing. Languages I’m supposed to learn in order to become a “better” individual, it seems, are languages from Europe. People don’t say you’re better if you learn Swahili. They say you should learn one of those high school fad-and-fashion languages…French…Italian…Spanish. And Europe is historically mostly white. Listen to the rhetoric sometime — how does the politically-correct crowd protest a school exam that has not been sufficiently “diversified”? They call it euro-centric. How does that help keep me from being a racist if I learn languages from a continent whose name is virtually synonymous with whiteness?

What is it about Europe, anyway? I don’t see anyone saying people from Chad are ticked at Americans for not having passports. I don’t see anyone saying people from Ghana are opining away about our isolationism…or people from Tibet…or people from Madagascar. It’s always Europe. Europe, which from what I’m told, has been made into a tourist trap. Hmmm…guilt for dollars.

Here’s some irony. English is the official aviation language as of January 1, 2008. Internationally. There ya go. You want to identify with other countries, the first step is to speak English.

I like the point about the bozo filter. Gathering information for yourself is always useful, but I think it’s high time the point was made that an ability to filter things out is far more useful. Once you’ve given it a fair hearing, I mean. Someone says “A big problem we have with kids today is they’re traumatized when their parents are overly competitive” and you say “Oh really? Like who?” and the other person says “Well, I saw it in a whole bunch of movies…” (Thing I Doubt #18). One eyeball-roll later, that should be the end of the discussion. And we have a great many more people walking around lacking an ability to filter out stupid things, than lacking the ability to gather the raw material. They see things in movies, and they think those things are true. Does learning multiple languages help stop people from doing this, indulging in this confusion between reality and fantasy? The opposite seems to be the case.

There is also a point to be made about differentiating between learning something, and learning something well. From listening to people, and observing things for myself, I have come to gradually notice that people in foreign lands who are addressed by tourists in their native tongues, don’t seem to appreciate the gesture unless some high degree of proficiency has been attained. Maybe not even then. I still think, if you’re going there, you should learn the language of where you’re going to some utilitarian level. I’m just saying, don’t count on people showing an appreciation for it. Why should they? Isn’t it rather conceited to assume some guy over in France, minding his own business, will appreciate the opportunity to tell you where the damn bathroom is just because you know how to say S’il Vous Plaît? How insulting.

One other thing I keep getting told is that people in foreign countries — again, Europe — don’t like Americans because Americans are rude. Maybe our multi-culturalists are the problem. Shouldn’t someone be asking them about it? I mean, if you’re the kind of person who’s going to get a passport and travel to Europe just so you can say you’re so much better than another American who will stay home, it just makes sense that you’re probably the kind of person who’s going to bug people over there for directions and then act like you’re the one doing them a favor. And if I happen to be that foreign guy, you’re probably going to piss me off pretty well. Next guy who asks me about Americans, I’m going to say they’re rude and full o’ themselves. Anyway, that’s my theory. Makes pretty good sense from where I’m standing. And as Ilkka points out in a more recent post, don’t forget all the carbon you’re blowing out your rear end by flying there in the first place.

But above all, that parting-shot question has to stand. And it seems to me unanswerable. How come I have to learn your language, but you don’t have to learn mine?

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

The Continuing Adventures of Shushman

Monday, August 11th, 2008

About a year ago I daydreamed on the pages of this blog, which nobody actually reads anyway, about what superpowers I would want to have if I were a superhero. The superhero I invented was the dream of middle-aged men everywhere: SHUSHMAN. In my superhero daydream, I run around town in a leotard with a towel wrapped around my neck and a big “S” on my chest, and a mask over my face. If some convertible drives by me with the bass cranked way up with that “BOOM…BOOM…BOOM CHICKA BOOM” buzzing away, I just wave my hand at it and — glorious, glorious silence.

Ahhhhh…….

ShushI’m the first one who’s ever had that fantasy? Hah. First one to write it down, maybe. But you want to be Sushman too, you know you do. A cone of silence, thrown down in a fraction of a second, around…anything. Car commercials on the boob tube cranked up four times as loud as the program you were watching. Bratty kids in the grocery store. The guy at the company picnic who had way too much to drink. A randomly selected moron with lots of syllables coming out of his gullet but with nothing to say. Shushman waves his hand and restores order.

Just doin’ my job, citizen.

I said at the time I’d give up immortality, flying, all that good stuff if I could just wave at a television set (admit it, the remote control is always a good fifteen feet away when the situation arises), and instantly be enveloped by that golden silence.

My son protests that this would be useless for, say, foiling a bank robbery.

My reply is that at least they’d be forced to rob the damn bank quietly. That’s just kind of where I am right now. You want to build a nuclear bomb and threaten the entire planet — go ahead. Just don’t make any noise.

But I must say, The Squeeze and I went to Lake Tahoe this weekend to meet Kidzmom and pick up my son for the school year. And after being around these things called “people” for the first time in a few months, I have a confession to make about Shushman. My confession is…he’s going to have just a few more super powers. Not many. Just a few.

Shushman, for example, can do interesting things with car alarms. He’s got a mental-telepathy ability to figure out where the owner of the car is, with the alarm that’s going off. He can teleport himself to wherever that owner is, be he asleep or be he awake, Then he can grab the keys that go to that vehicle and ram them where the sun don’t shine, as they say.

And then of course he can silence that car alarm.

Shushman can point at a young man’s trousers, and telepathically yank them up above his butt cheeks. From up to sixty feet away. Point…yank. Yes, this superpower is still needed in 2008. Because droopy pants are still out there after all these years. I’m likin’ that superpower. Call it a long-distance wedgie.

Shushman can point at a skateboard, and make its wheels square. Yeah, we need that one too.

When Shushman is walking along and he sees a wad of sticky gum lying on the sidewalk, waiting to adhere itself onto an innocent pedestrian’s shoe…he can cast a magic spell on the gum. The gum will then pry itself off the sidewalk, fly through the air, hunt down the original chewer who was responsible for so carelessly discarding it, and re-insert itself back into his mouth.

Shushman can point at two people having a conversation across a great distance, like say for example across a parking lot from each other, and use telekinesis to force the two conversationalists to come within ten feet of each other so they don’t have to keep asking each other to repeat themselves.

Shushman can point at a little tiny annoying li’l yip-dog being carried around in a purse, and make it instantly weigh a hundred times more. Not expand in size. Just weigh more. Arf! **klunk**

The other thing Shushman can do? I’m sure you’ve figured it out by now. In a grocery store, Shushman has the ability to seize telekinetic control of a grocery cart sitting in the middle of an aisle…and shove it to one side. With clumsy brute force, not surgical precision. Shove it so it makes a good dent in about three rows of cardboard Corn Flakes boxes.

Shushman can lift cars about twenty feet off the ground. Only when they’re moving, though. In the passing lane. Five miles below the speed limit. Hey, maybe he’ll put ’em back down again right-side-up, maybe he won’t.

Spankacil

Monday, August 11th, 2008

One more item from Boortz that he put up this morning. This time, it’s up to him to let me know what’s going on at another one of my favorite haunts, FARK.

And it’s one of my favorite pet peeve subjects, too, as you can see.

Yup. Sniveling brat misbehaves in 1958, he gets a whallopin’. Same sniveling brat misbehaves exactly the same way in 2008 and he’s got a “learning disability.” The authorities in 1958 figure out the problem is with what the kid does; the authorities fifty years later figure out the problem is with what the kid is. The earlier way is the better one. Haven’t you seen Hellboy yet?

I lost no time swiping this image. Good ‘un.

Don Vito Corleone Weighs In on the Edwards Affair

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Memorable Quotes, from the Internet Movie Database:

Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man.

I was watching this last night and I noticed Marlon Brando delivered that line just as James Caan entered the room in the background. Caan had just been bumpin’ uglies with his mistress, and the two men exchanged an awkward glance just after the door closed, before Caan crossed the room to take a seat.

I’m so disgusted with people who defend this guy; specifically, I’m disgusted with the “He lied then but he’s telling the truth now” excuse. Or the “Just because he’s unfaithful in his marriage doesn’t mean we can’t believe him in his public life” excuse. Having an affair on your wife is lying. You have to lie in order to do it. Regularly.

But of course, it isn’t really about arguing the point honestly. It’s about safeguarding that mushbucket o’soldier slandering, baby killing, teacher’s union protecting job killing gun grabbing liberal goodness. Just be honest, I say, and stop pretending you’re trying to do something else. Amanda.

Nice Pencils, Now Fork ‘Em Over

Monday, August 11th, 2008

It’s time to go back to school, and Neal Boortz is indulging in his annual tirade about “government schools.” Read first, then form your opinion.

The government teacher steps in front of her virtual hostages and promptly delivers the first raw lesson in the power of government: She instructs her students to bring all of their precious new school supplies to the front of the classroom and put them into a huge box.

Wait just a minute here! Why am I putting my stuff into that box? My daddy took me to Wal-Mart and bought that stuff for me! It’s mine! You can’t take it away from me!

Oh, yeah?

As your child sits in stunned silence, the teacher tells him and his classmates that these supplies now belong to all of the class. What was once private property has been seized and transformed into community property, courtesy of the teacher’s demands—demands that amount to a government mandate. There is no due process. No rule of law. After all, in school the teacher is the law. Your child’s supplies are now everybody’s supplies, and the teacher has assumed the responsibility of distributing them as needed.

I dunno about this, personally. I’ve been looking for evidence on it, and every now and then Boortz comes up with a specimen or two…it’s certainly not a widespread event.

I’ll tell you what does get under my skin, though. The time-honored tradition of the school “assembly.” I’d say it makes sense if you have a celebrity or public figure visiting the school, and you want everyone to be able to listen to what the guest has to say. Other than that — pure communism.

What’s happening here is a continuation of that sad event that takes place in first or second grade in which the teacher steps up to the head of a small classroom, and asks a question beginning with “let’s see a show of hands, how many…” — and heads start swiveling around. The kids want to see if everyone else is raising their hands.

As the years roll by, our schools should be working to put that phenomenon into a state of decline.

The “school assembly” or “pep rally,” call it what you will, is an event that exists for the purpose of perpetuating it. Look around, see what everyone else is doing, to figure out if you should or should not be doing it. It makes all five hundred of you so much easier to manage, that way.

It is inherently un-American, and any school administrator who works to make the problem worse ought to be fired. And then shipped out of the country. I mean it. It’s got nothing to do with anything that made this country any better, and everything to do with what’s made it worse.

Obama on Term Limits

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Via Wall Street Journal. Who is going to apply some mental elbow grease to this, or pretend to, and come to the honest conclusion that Sen. Obama is looking out for the interests of voting and democracy?

Asked about whether he supports term limits, the Illinois Senator was unequivocal: “I’m generally not in favor of term limits. Nobody is term-limiting the lobbyists or the slick operators walking around the halls of Congress. I believe in one form of term limits. They’re called elections.”

Wow, how can you argue with that? He’s even upholding the dignity of the greatest legislative chamber in the world by talking like a snotty teenager, and everything.

Well, WSJ goes on to shed light on what’s going on here:

Even in 2006 midterm elections, when Republicans lost control of Congress and voters were angry with incumbents, 94% of incumbents won re-election. Normally, re-election rates in the House are closer to 96% and here’s one reason: Incumbents on average raise $2 million per election — or three times more than challengers.

So, the corrupting power structure in Washington and lifetime politicians can relax. When it comes to cleaning up the swamp of special interests inside the Washington beltway, Mr. Obama may be touting a slogan of “change you can believe in,” but he sounds more and more like a defender of the status quo.

It’s a vicious cycle, and Barack Obama knows it. Incumbents raise more money than challengers; incumbents spend more money on advertising. The price of advertising goes up. As the price of advertising goes up, the incumbent advantage over challengers is widened. As the advantage of incumbents over their challengers is widened, it makes more financial sense for those interested in legislative outcome to donate the incumbents, and so the incumbents raise more money. After a few cycles have been completed, what you have is an entrenched power structure that has a vested interest in the price of advertising staying high, and then the high cost of advertising ensures that the merry-go-round cranks over a few more cycles.

If the incumbent has been in there a long time and is highly likely to win because of it, and you like him, it seems to make a whole lot of sense. That is not true of first-term Sen. Obama, but it’s true of a lot of his friends, fer sure.

Hypocrisy Dichotomy

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Famous lefty blogger Amanda Marcotte, commenting on the Edwards mess (H/T: Dr. Melissa Clouthier).

I’ve been skeptical about the Edwards story from the beginning, not because I think that any random politician is better than that. To be a successful politician, you have to have the cocky optimism and self-confidence that leads you to think that you can have affairs and get away with it. And probably the flattery-drawn ego that drives you to want that validation. But I was skeptical because the details being touted—the “love child”, the hidden names, the wife with cancer, etc.—were too tawdry for real life, like a soap opera plot. Turns out that I was wrong, though Edwards denies that the baby is his.

My official stance is that unless it’s a matter of hypocrisy, it’s none of your damn business. So, if someone has a history of dogging gay people, prostitutes, people who have sex outside of marriage, etc., their business is now public property because they treat your business like it’s public property. Edwards, as far as I know, has never been a “sanctity of marriage” wanker, and so this is officially None Of Our Business, and anyone who dogged him on this story should be fired on the principle that they don’t know journalism from rooting around in the trash. Hypocrisy is a story; human weakness is not.

I got it, liberalism makes complete sense now! So anyone who hasn’t, uh how does it go…started an illegal and unjust war based on lies about weapons of mass destruction…is free to criticize Bush, Cheney, et al. Larry Craig, being a “wanker,” should be scrutinized and drummed out for tapping his foot, but Edwards gets a pass for his hijinks because he hasn’t been a wanker. Clinton, of course, lied and nobody died, the bumper stickers tell me. No hypocrisy.

It’s all about hypocrisy.

So Amanda. Hypocrisy hater. She who seems to embrace double standards in appearance, but never ever in reality. Something really bad should happen to green-planet crusader Al Gore with that house of his, right?

Like a Chicken Who Loves Colonel Sanders

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Via Ezra Levant, via Mark Steyn, via Five Feet of Fury: Naomi Lakritz’ write-up of that patently absurd “The System Works” argument appears in the Calgary Herald. Maybe you’ve heard this one. Canada’s Human Rights Commission figures out it has been harassing an innocent man, as a result of its very own proceedings, dismisses the complaint, and this just goes to show how successful it is at protecting the freedoms of everyone.

LakritzUniversity of Calgary law professor Kathleen Mahoney is absolutely right when she says the outcome of Levant’s case demonstrates the process works. It does, indeed, and without such institutions as human rights commissions, where would people go for redress? In other countries, when people feel their racial or religious identity is under attack, they take up arms. Here, we have a civilized outlet for making such complaints — the human rights commission.

Just disgusting. Levant responds:

Kathleen Mahoney is a left-wing kook. And she’s a thin-skinned liberal fascist in her own right. Here’s a story in the Globe and Mail about her own human rights complaint filed against Alberta Report, for daring to suggest that some Aboriginal kids benefited from residential schools.

The article cited by Levant tells a grim tale:

In the past year, the Regina Leader-Post, Alberta Report, the North Shore News, the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix and The Toronto Star have all had to appear before tribunals to answer charges of publishing “discriminatory” material, in violation of the human-rights codes in their provinces. A quick refresher: Human-rights law was created to prevent discrimination in lodging and employment. So why is it now being used to prevent the dissemination of certain ideas? Isn’t this the sort of thing the free-expression section of the constitutional Charter of Rights and Freedoms is supposed to prevent?

The strangest case of the bunch is the one against Alberta Report. Last year, reporter Patrick Donnelly wrote a feature article for the magazine entitled, “Scapegoating the Indian residential schools: The noble legacy of hundreds of Christian missionairies is sacrificed to political correctness”. The thrust of Mr. Donnelly’s argument was that residential schools, government-funded institutions operated by religious orders, were on the whole positive for natives.

His argument was supported with quotes from former students and teachers, many of whom said that they had nothing but positive memories of the residential system. He alleged that this point of view has been buried by Indian advocates hungry to capitalize on white guilt by portraying the institutions as a form of cultural genocide.

Whether his analysis is insightful or misguided is, legally speaking, entirely beside the point. Or rather that’s the way the law used to work. Not any more.

University of Calgary law professor Kathleen Mahoney responded to the publication by filing a complaint with the Alberta Human Rights and Citizenship Commission, alleging that Alberta Report had “expose[d] First Nations people to hatred or contempt on the basis of their race or ancestry”. She asked for remedies including “an apology, damages, and an order that the respondents attend education sessions about human rights in Alberta.”

The creepy call for “education sessions” was not laughed out of the Alberta commission. Instead, the commission has asked Alberta Report to respond to the complaint. It will then consider whether to prosecute the magazine.

So what we have here — assuming Lakritz and Mahoney are on the up-and-up — is a situation in which the people get their rights from the government, after the government defines what they are, and this includes supposedly “free” speech.

Levant owns the chicken analogy, and he thinks it’s lame. I disagree. The only way it could fit any better, to my way of thinking, is if the chicken saw one of his fellow chickens tossed into the McNugget hopper, and lucky for him the blades were suddenly jammed at exactly the right moment, allowing the intended victim to walk away — and the first chicken, because of this, gleefully began clucking away about how the machine works.

The longer I’m on the planet, the more suspicious I am of intellectuals who base their arguments about a bureaucracy on a fundamental axiom that the bureaucracy consistently produces results that are “correct,” by virtue of possessing the authority to define exactly what “correct” is. It is a child’s discourse. I expect anyone of respectful intelligence who’s graduated from the sixth grade, or anyone of mediocre intelligence who’s graduated from the eighth, to immediately see what’s wrong with it.

For a law professor to use it, or a Calgary Herald columnist to use it, is tantamount to admitting said user-of-argument somehow expects to be kept out of the machine’s blades. Access to attorneys, names in the rolodex, knowing where the bodies are buried…whatever.

The most likely and common ace up the sleeve: A determination to spend the balance of one’s career staying well away from the wild frontier. To stick to doing what others are already doing. After all, is the highest point of a mountain not at its center? Of course it is, and so to the center we shall stick. Thus, the McNugget blades will always be whirring treacherously against the flesh of another chicken who ventured too far. Not us. So what’s to worry about?

These people are, quite plain and simply, not to be trusted. They pretend to be the guardians of a civilized society. In reality, they don’t belong in one.

Update 8/12/08: Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

The Desert Lover

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Via Rick, a more-impressive-than-usual sampling of just plain raw unfettered stupidity from the Huffington Post.

We like to belabor the obvious here at The Blog That Nobody Reads…so first, we’ll read Ms. Haydn’s remarks in full…then some bullet points.

Have you ever gone through a really dry period sexually? At first you get angry that you’re being neglected and ignored, and you act out. Then one day you wake up with a sense of nonchalance and you start to marvel at how much you’re getting done, and how much easier it is not to care. And then… one day, maybe a stranger comes and begins to romance you and strokes your hair in a sort of contemplative way, uttering the most delightful insights. He touches your hand softly and then a little more firmly, awakening the feelings that you thought you’d left behind, and then you start speaking really poetically and hearing melodies and then suddenly you WANT IN! You want back in the game and you think ‘spring is here’… YES WE CAN!

Barack Obama is inspiring us like a desert lover, a Washington Valentino. We who have felt apathetic, angry at two (likely) stolen elections, K-Street hegemony, the “pornography of the trivial”* in journalism and culture; we who are heartbroken over a war we knew was wrong, we who thought (especially after Baby Bush got in a 2nd time) that America got what it asked for; we who stopped wanting to participate ’cause it doesn’t matter whether we do or don’t; we have a crush. We’re talking about it; we’re getting involved, we’re tuning in and turning out in numbers we haven’t seen in ages. My musician friends and I are writing songs to inspire people and couples all over America are making love again and shouting “yes we can” as they climax!

The downside is that when the Republican fear factory goes into full production come election time, and even superdelegate time, potentially causing the Dems to hand-pick Hillary instead of Prince Charming because we are afraid that America will vote McCain over a candidate who is willing to meet with Ahmadinejad, it is quite possible that all the passion and revolutionary spirit being stoked by Senator Obama could turn into an equally powerful force of apathy and even rage. We who never felt like participating in the democratic process before (or when we did our votes were not counted), could end up feeling more disappointed and disenfranchised than ever. It’s almost worse than never having cared at all. Beware the wrath of the forsaken lover.

Obama, and also Clinton, must be unequivocal in their rhetoric that the need for unity, which they both so often espouse, doesn’t just mean unifying around them. It means really unifying around the Democratic Party and Democratic candidates for every office, and holding them to task for all the promises of “justice and change.” We newly impassioned citizens need to feel included and incentivized, no matter who gets the nomination.

If Obama is like a lover who has awakened our desire to dream and participate again after so many years in the desert of political apathy, I would just ask that he be responsible and help us channel our newly stirred passion into something even bigger than him, whether or not it works out: the democratic process.

1. The whole point of the essay is not attributes of the “desert lover,” but feelings she has about him when he arrives. Not exactly complimentary to Sen. Obama. Insulting, really, when you think about it.
2. The feelings she has for the “desert lover,” in turn, are inspired by, more than anything else, the long period of time that elapsed before he arrived. Even more insulting toward Sen. Obama. Is there nothing remarkable about him worth mentioning? So many others among his fan base insist there is. Ms. Haydn seems to be the exception!
3. Ms. Haydn never once says definitively whether or not she voted in these two elections she coyly hints might have been stolen. Indeed, there is much verbiage to strongly suggest she did not. It would be strange to have such resentment over the theft of elections in which one did not participate, but by the time I’m done reading her screed I wouldn’t put much past her.
4. Ms. Haydn further insists that democracy is one of the few things that are “even bigger than him”; I wish she spent a few sentences defining what that means to her. She seems to have affection for it only when it produces an outcome she likes, so I believe she is having an Inigo Montoya moment with democracy. I do not believe it means what she thinks it means.

I have one other observation to make about this piece, or rather about a comment that appeared underneath it. I personally marked as a “Favorite” this remark from “Renoir” in response to a certain “Jake” who put down Ms. Haydn’s ramblings as nothing more than a schoolgirl crush:

Hi Jake…Maybe it’s a more mature crush than one of an adolescent, as you wittily describe. After all, he’s a known entity and we know he’s polite to his Mother. Maybe it’s the sort of crush that is mature enough to know the Real Deal and brave enough to try to believe again. You know… a winter romance! Just in the nick of time!

I marked it as a favorite because Renoir managed to work in one of my favorite phrases:

I’m still unconvinced that we have a definition for “real deal,” of any sort. The kind where, you isolate ten people who’ve been caught throwing this slogan around, question them in solitude, and you get back fewer than ten unique answers. One uniform answer? Forget it.

And so it falls to me, to pick out a functional use of the term, one that fits all, or most, of the popular uses of it.

Deep breath…here we go.

REAL DEAL: Flattering slang attached to an individual who possesses a unique ability to sell products unneeded.

I cringe in embarrassment for democrats when I review history and see what kind of individual earns all this adoring, heartsick praise from them. It’s not a 2008 phenomenon. It’s got something to do with being a fairly handsome male, but that isn’t it because they’ve been engaging in a long-term trend of showering “Mr. Universe” type adulation upon gentlemen who were just barely above average in the looks department.

They seem to be confusing mediocrity with excellence. That would make sense; that’s exactly what they want the rest of us to do.

But I’m afraid the truth is even darker than that. The one common trait Sen. Obama shares with Sen. Kennedy and Gov. Clinton, is what is the subject of Real Deal. The ability to sell ice cubes to eskimos. To motivate people to do things toward which they would be less than motivated, without the presence of a salesman who is so ambitious and motivated in his sales acumen, that he can make sales that are clearly less than helpful to the buyers’ interests.

Basically, to lie.

You review the history of overwhelmingly exciting candidates within the democrat party, and the attribute common to all of those super-exciting candidates is that they can sell things.

This is not good.

When the product is needed and decent, the salesmanship of he who sells it, is a non-issue.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

This Thing About John Edwards’ Mistress’ Sister

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

…what is missing from it? Can you spot it? I’ve redacted the portions of the story that do not pertain to her, but included everything that does.

In the first reaction from [acknowledged Edwards mistress Rielle] Hunter’s family, her younger sister Melissa told ABC News that Edwards should immediately follow through on his pledge to take a paternity test.

“I would challenge him to do so,” the sister said.

“Somebody must stand up and defend my sister,” she said. “I wish that those involved would refrain from bad-mouthing my sister.”

Late Saturday evening, The Washington Post reported that Hunter released a statement through her attorney, Robert Gordon, that she would not participate in a genetic test.
:
Hunter’s sister Melissa said Rielle was being falsely portrayed as a “promiscuous person” and was not involved in “setting up” Edwards at the hotel meeting. “She is a good and honest person, the sweetest and most caring woman one could ever hope to meet,” the sister said.

Did you find it?

Answer:

I was looking for something anyone on Planet Earth would say in the situation…”I would challenge him to take a paternity test, because somebody must stand up and make sure my niece, Frances Quinn, grows up with all the advantages that go with having a father.”

No points for guessing right, but an armload of minus-points for anyone who drew a blank and then, having read what I had in mind, said “Ooooh, yeeeeeaaahhh…that’s right,” purely as an afterthought.

And a truckload of ’em for anyone who still hasn’t caught my drift, or did, but refused to see the merit of it. We identify the father, to protect the reputation of the mother? That’s the only reason? Begone with you and your sniveling sneers, you condescending misandrists. What are we, humans or cattle? Homo Sapiens, or Salamandra?

Two Americas, indeed.

My “Confessing Cheating Spouse” Drinking Game

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

EdwardsTake A Drink When He/She Says…

1. I accept the responsibility.
2. I don’t mean to offer this as an excuse.
3. I am going to have to live with this for the rest of my life.
4. (Spouse) is a wonderful person.
5. I love (Spouse).
6. Felt trapped/unfulfilled at the time (or under great stress).
7. Funny thing is, it has been good for our marriage.
8. (Spouse) has seen this affair as a wake-up call (cheating wives only).
9. Never meant to hurt anybody.
10. Stupid thing I did.

Even better, have someone else take a drink when the confessing, cheating spouse says something that does not fall into one of those ten. See who gets drunk first.

Also, switch to paint thinner of the cheating spouse comments on the questions this raises about his/her character issues. Because this probably won’t happen. They might confess to being “weak,” but that’s as close as you get.

These things are always so sad. The real damage that was done, is that from that point on the cheating spouse can’t be trusted by any rational person — and so whenever the marriage runs into an event in which trust is imperative, the betrayed spouse has to behave like an irrational person.

Cheating spouses never seem to say anything to directly address that. They just roll out a bunch of sound bites calculated and designed to motivate others to behave irrationally.

I think we’re getting closer and closer to the day when schoolchildren read in the history books how Bill Clinton got caught cheating, how he was allowed to stay in office, and want to know “how in the world could that be?” When it actually happened, we were being bombarded with propaganda to the effect that the “strongest public servants” in our history were cheaters, and it looked like we were about to enter an era in which cheating on your spouse was a sign of nobility. I thought the bewildered-schoolchild event might take a hundred years. Now, I’m hoping for twenty or thirty. This is good.

My Favorite Batman Quote of All Time

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

From the old, silly one, actually.

We are gathered here today to prove that Catwoman, Joker, and their men are guilty of several major offenses. To wit: robbery, attempted murder, assault…..and battery! Mayhem…(dramatic pause)…and overtime parking.

It seems to possess a social-commentary parallel against real life, does it not? It’s hard to take an indictment seriously when it offers up a major-minor juxtaposition like this. Butchering a hundred girl scouts and failing to return a library book on time. And yet so many impassioned prosecutors, stewing in their adrenaline, lost and drowning in it, so offer.

George W. Bush is guilty of war crimes, violating the Geneva conventions, lying about weapons of mass destruction…and acting like a cowboy.

Americans…spew more than their fair share of carbon, thereby poisoning the entire planet…and are fat.

Men…assault their wives on Super Bowl Sunday (which was nothing but an urban legend in the first place)…and aren’t in touch with their emotions.

Republicans…want to force women to carry pregnancies to term, against their will…and aren’t funny.

What follows next is something I don’t like writing because it’s an exercise in belaboring the obvious. And yet, it seems, the people who most need to understand it, don’t: When the minor indictment is included, the major one is damaged. The major indictment may contain a kernel of truth, but no more than that. He who accuses, cannot be taking the accusation as seriously as he’d like it to be taken by whoever is being presented with the accusation. This would not be consistent with the way people function as they evaluate guilt in other people.

Simply put, if you really do think George Bush is guilty of war crimes you don’t give a rat’s ass whether he smirks & swaggers or not.

That’s why these Batman-prosecutors aren’t taken seriously. Hmmm. Maybe I should keep my mouth shut and let them go on the way they’ve been going.

D’JEver Notice? VIII

Friday, August 8th, 2008

This one is inspired by a comment made by Duffy in regard to a post I put up expounding on George Will’s thoughts re: The Chosen One. Duffy, in turn, may have been inspired by my observations about the cyclical nature of these presidential candidate superstars.

Duffy observes,

Obama’s game is the retread of every Democrat playbook for the last 30 years. Appeal To Emotion. Change change change was all we heard from Stephanapolous and Carville. Same tune, new dancer. Hell even Cliton’s hagiographic film was called “The Man From Hope”. (Yes they were talking about Geography but the double meaning was evident.) Lofty rhetoric is great but I don’t know if it’s enough to get him to the goal line. The shine is wearing off and people are asking, “yeah, ok, hope and change but what does that mean?”

Having asked that for awhile, and having been accumulating little morsels of information useless in isolated solitude but beginning to make some sense cumulatively when one observes them together…I think maybe I’m ready to field that one.

The hope is that Barack Obama will win. But it is not proportionate to popularity. If it was, Ronald Reagan with his 49-state sweep would earn, at least, a grudgingly superior magnitude of acceptance compared to Bill Clinton, who didn’t even win 50% of the popular vote in ’92. Reagan was more conservative than Clinton, but Reagan was much more popular than Clinton. Reagan, the argument could be made, was more charismatic than Clinton, and probably moreso than Obama as well. Nevertheless, Clinton, until Obama came along, was the walking definition of what was/is being sought. Reagan was not.

The reason why this is so, is not entirely related to political ideology. Ideology is a filtering device, of course — Reagan is a Republican, so the slobbering Obama fans are not permitted to think fondly of Reagan in any context. But here is your riddle wrapped in the enigma: Where is the liberal democrat Obama fan, wandering around, wistfully opining “why, oh why, can’t we find someone who shares my beliefs who is capable of a 49-state sweep, like Reagan was?”

Maybe they say this behind closed doors, but demure when the time comes to express the wish out in the open, lest a chink appear in that liberal democrat armor.

Well, I don’t think so. I’ve been watching these people, and I notice they don’t seem to be able to count to fifty-two. By which I mean — any electoral contest that comes up, winning that magical 51% of the vote is just as good for them as winning 99%. Like shoving a heavy Cadillac off a cliff. Just get that center of gravity over the precipice, that’s all that matters.

And that scares the hell out of me. It tells me that when they express all their hatred for people who don’t think the way they do, they have equal measures of hatred for an ideologically-opposed fairly moderate 49% as they would for an ideologically-opposed fringe-kook 1%. It’s a festering, but dull, dismissive type of pustulating hatred they have for the 49%. But it erupts into a rancid, venomous fountain of spite once the 49% reaches 50%.

To put it another way: These people, their catchphrases notwithstanding, have little or no concern about how many people disagree with their values, or what this might say about their culture’s evolving viewpoint — so long as they can still win elections. They look across the aisle to do their sneering. To roll their eyeballs. To elbow each other in the ribs, jerk their thumb in this direction, and say to one another, “get a load of that guy.” Quantity, so long as the car makes it over the cliff, is well outside of their concern.

Conservatives are different. A poll comes out that says 80% of a community is opposed to same-sex marriage, for instance, and this says something better than if the poll said only 55% was so opposed. If the poll said it was 95% percent, that would be even better.

When the issue comes to capital punishment it’s pretty easy to see why conservatives feel this way. If 40% of us are opposed to capital punishment, that means there’s a real chance someone will eventually be released from prison and kill a young woman or a small child who didn’t have to die. So naturally, if only 20% of us are so opposed, that’s a happier situation. Of course there will always be at least 5% and we realize this; we wish we could get it down to zero. Because some people are simply inclined to kill, live for no other purpose, and anyone who has any effect on how the justice system works ought to understand this.

But our liberals don’t care. They can’t count to fifty-two. They want that 51% and that’s all they care about.

It’s two different ways of looking at cause-and-effect. Some of us go around saying “I’ll bet” about the stuff that really matters. I’ll bet it would be a good idea to take the car in for an oil change early. I’ll bet we’re going to get little tiny flies in the kitchen if I leave that pineapple rind out. I’ll bet I’m going to find my kid has homework due tomorrow that he isn’t getting done, if I ask him. In other words, when we make predictions about the future, what we’re doing is engaging in On Your Left Nut thinking.

These people who are the subject of Duffy’s concern, are different.

They only say “I’ll bet” about one thing: The ability of a candidate to get to that magic 51%. Witness all this unbridled exuberance over Bill Clinton sixteen years ago, and Barack Obama now, over something called “charisma.” But not too much charisma, because ninety-nine percent is no better than fifty-one. Just to win.

Didja ever notice this about some people? You see it a lot with ballot initiatives; and therefore you probably see more of it where I live than anyplace else, because California is drunk silly on referendums. Nobody reads ’em all here.

People gather the day after the election and recall how they voted. And some of these people say something like “I voted yes on that one…but it went down 61 to 39.” And they look down at their toes. But they can’t tell you what the referendum was going to do. One gets the distinct impression if they could go back and do it over, they’d vote no. In other words, the object of the exercise of voting, was not to put a policy in place that would have beneficial results for the community, or even for a class of persons living in it. It was simply to win. Just like playing the lottery. Make the call, will this one go through or will it not; then, proceed on to the next choice and do it again.

They do exactly with predicting the outcome of a democratic process, what the rest of us do with other things that really matter — things that are left up to our own individual choices. They learn their lessons, maybe avoid any publicity they can about how the subject immediately under consideration works. Then they resolve to do better next time. They undergo the same paradigm shift that you do, after making an incorrect guess about whether there is a nest of black widows under your kids’ playground equipment. But they only think that way here. And, maybe with the above-mentioned lottery. And spectator sports events, of course. Other than those three things, they just can’t see any point to saying “I’ll bet” and using their noggin to figure out what’s going on. About anything.

We get frustrated with them, because we’re arguing about what happens if guns are banned; what would happen if Saddam Hussein was left alone; what will happen to the unemployment rate if the minimum wage is raised. We might as well be arguing with a brick wall. These people don’t think in terms of cause and effect, except for things watched by many of their peers, with fairly immediate results. Elections, lotteries, and sporting events. That’s all.

And so all this enthusiasm for Obama being the “real deal,” has to do with what I defined that phrase to actually mean:

REAL DEAL: Flattering slang attached to an individual who possesses a unique ability to sell products unneeded.

Obama still has some mob-support, but it has nothing to do with cause-and-effect, sound policies, beneficial results, inflating your tires to bring down gas prices. Nothing to do with any of that.

It has to do with getting to that 51%. Making people ineffectual, who ought to be ineffectual, because they don’t believe what “we” believe. What do we believe, though? Not a whole lot. Whatever Obama tells us to…today. Go check his website.

After all.

He’s the “real deal.”

Unenthralled

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Oh boy howdee, does George Will ever know how to cut to the quick when he wants to. This one paragraph says as much as I think needs to be said, though:

Does Obama have the sort of adviser a candidate most needs — someone sufficiently unenthralled to tell him when he has worked one pedal on the organ too much? If so, Obama should be told: Enough, already, with the we-are-who-we-have-been-waiting-for rhetorical cotton candy that elevates narcissism to a political philosophy.

Shshshshshshshshshhhhhhhhh… Don’t tell him & his too much.

Obama is the comet that swings around our solar system every sixteen years without fail. Youngest out of everyone running, in fact, out of all who have been running; destined to win; talks about change a lot, with no details, or very few. Obama, Clinton, Carter, JFK.

But Obama stands alone in being a black box. No, I don’t mean that as a racist term. I mean that as a computer-technical term:

Black box is a technical term for a device or system or object when it is viewed primarily in terms of its input and output characteristics. Almost anything might occasionally be referred to as a black box: a transistor, an algorithm, humans, the Internet.

The opposite of a black box is a system where the inner components or logic are available for inspection (such as a free software/open source program) which is sometimes known as a white box, a glass box, or a clear box.

 • In computer programming and software engineering, black box testing is used to check that the output of a program is as expected, given certain inputs. The term “black box” is used because the actual program being executed is not examined.
 • In computing in general, a black box program is one where the user cannot see its inner workings (perhaps because it is a closed source program) or one which has no side effects and the function of which need not be examined, a routine suitable for re-use.
 • Also in computing, a Black Box refers to a piece of equipment provided by a vendor, for the purpose of using that vendor’s product. It is often the case that the vendor maintains and supports this equipment, and the company receiving the Black Box typically are hands-off.

Here is where Obama stands alone. Clinton/Carter/JFK sold themselves as populist democracy rising, like Phoenix out of the ashes, from the rubble of aged, wrinkled, rotten plutocracy. All of those gentlemen presented themselves as listeners…champions of the common man. And all of them presented an illusion, in this way, to some extent.

Obama stands alone in that his illusion is complete. His black-box-ness is unyielding. Obama gets an idea in his head…this is good…that’s bad…we need to do this…we have to get away from that. Did you have any input on that? Because I didn’t, and nobody else I know had any input on it.

The man scolds like a baby vomits. Every day, sometimes multiple times a day. This is good, that’s bad, these people are lying, those people are wonderful, blah blah blah blah blah. Like an involuntary reflex. Nothing, so far as I can recall, is ever reinforced by anything — and he changes his positions on a whim. That’s why I see Obama as a much more likely victor in this year’s election, if it was held tomorrow, compared to the way things exist in reality with the election held in November. Nothing that happens between this day and that one is going to significantly help him.

He’ll just change his positions a whole lot, and every time he does, a tiny smidgen of these populists who are starved for some representation in Washington that will earn their confidence, will say: What? What’s this? When did you decide this? Why didn’t you ask me?

And no, I don’t think he has any “adviser[s]…sufficiently unenthralled to tell him when he has worked one pedal on the organ too much.” I don’t think he has anyone like that. Not a single one.

That is the country’s only hope, when you get down to it. Quick, how many past presidents ran campaigns that could have been described as “overconfident” — and won? It seems humility is a prerequisite for this position. And Obama is completely missing it.

That’s my hope, anyway.

Ninety-Eight Percent…

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

…male. But you knew that, right?

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 2%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 98%

Via Buck, a nifty tool that will examine your browser history and figure out what you are. Because, y’know, unfastening your pants and peeking can be so inconvenient sometimes.

Nick Burns, Your Company’s Computer Guy

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Some folks apparently didn’t understand my many references to this personality in the thread about Mary getting busted six ways from Sunday after she ‘fessed up to gutterballing the job interviews of applicants for technical positions.

We need to synchronize on our terms, since if you’re missing this you’re missing a lot. And, of course, it’s funny as all holy hell.

⇒⇒ Nick Burns, Your Company’s Computer Guy ⇐⇐

A reasonable debate can be had about whether the goal is really to keep Nick Burns out of your organization. That could be what it’s all about…the talking points seem to suggest this…but they don’t say this outright, word-for-word. That always makes me suspicious.

My whole beef is — if you’re going to avoid these altercations by “template-ing” your personnel, so that everybody behaves more or less the same way within a given situation, you’re probably exacerbating the problem. Interacting with people who aren’t exactly like us, is what makes us as mature and as socially capable as we are — necessity is the mother of invention, as they say. And, of course, IT is a special case because IT is where you need to fix what’s busted, especially if what’s busted is part of a new system in your organization that doesn’t have a robust support mechanism in place, and that’s exactly where this cookie-cutter corporate personality template really starts to hurt. You get a toughie that three or four of your best have already tried to solve and it’s still going unsolved, you’re probably going to want to increase the odds that the fifth guy who takes a peek at it has a shot at cracking it. Well, that’s a no-go if everyone’s been selected for common interests, common behaviors and common backgrounds. Can’t solve a problem with the same mindset that created it.

“Rogue” IT types, Mary called ’em…feh. We could benefit from some discussion about what exactly that is supposed to mean. I’ll bet the people who think like Mary, wouldn’t want that to be subject to any debate, or definition, at all. Their preference would be to keep slinging that term around, without defining it. That’s my guess, and I’ll bet a lot of money on it.

Clinton Urges Monogamy

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Right, Bill. We’ll get right on that.

Bill Clinton made a plea yesterday for a new emphasis on monogamy as a key element in the battle against AIDS. The former U.S. president, not noted for his ability to keep his own marriage vows, said it was very important to change people’s attitudes to sex.

Yup. Whatever.

Holtie’s House

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Peter says he’s going away.

This is a terrible loss, as Holtie’s House has been a great place to go when you need that pick-me-up — after work, not during. Never been anything too heavy, just some cool funny stuff…like this, for example:

And this…

And bits of humor like this…

Thought for the day:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in Aned ov inr pece.

…and this…

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.

However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said…. “I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”

She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis.”

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another…As Sandy put her hands in Jim’s pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. “You told me you penis was the size of an infant!”, she said.

“Yes it is….. 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!”

Farewell, Peter. You’ll be missed.

Mary Got Pummeled on the IT Labor Disconnect

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

This really made my day. The subject is an article in CIO Insight about the record high number of jobs in Information Technology. I.T. has just exploded, there’s jobs everywhere, in fact there’s a glaring skills shortage.

And people with big stacks of references and certifications and job histories, with glowing recommendations, out of work.

Both. How is that possible? That’s the “disconnect.”

This is one of those deals where the article itself tells you practically nothing, but the comment thread is loaded with fresh, red meat.

Mary revealed herself to be part of the problem, I think. Let’s set it up. An anonymous poster writes in, in response to the “if you have the right skills you still aren’t getting the job if your personality isn’t a good fit” canard:

Personality
By: Anonymous Reader
at: 07-11-08 @ 4:08 am EST

Personality “fit” is the equivalent of does the interviewer have a relative he’d prefer to hire. It is plain BS. I have worked for alot [sic] of companies where I was assured I was a great asset. Until one of their relatives needed a job. Then I am out. Personality “fit” is how companies avoid hiring full time employess [sic] with good credentials – In order to get Off-shore people for a dime a dozen relatively.

And “Mary” chooses to educate him.

Personality
By: Mary
at: 07-11-08 @ 8:55 am EST

Personality is very important for an organization. When I interview I not only look at skills but determine if the person will a be a fit within my team. Skills can be taught, but a good personality fit and being a member of a team is difficult to teach and is important. The team needs to be working as one for the best productivity and outcomes.

I was fortunate to come up through the ranks and understand the importance of each level IT functionality. If the organization culture includes teamwork then any candidate must fit the bill. In an interview if I see any hint of a “rogue” IT person, I will continue with the interview but will not select that person. Standardization is necessary for large organizations to function and you cannot go into a company thinking you are the “IT God” and begin to make changes to your way of thinking. I have had people tell me what they think is the best way to run an IT department. Guess what….that was a no sale. I could see that person messing up things that others would need to fix.

So for all of you who are “whining” take a deeper look at yourselves. See what you are doing and saying in interviews that eliminates you as a candidate.

My thoughts on this:
 • This has the whiff of a kernel of truth mixed in with bushels of nonsense. Yes, if my computer is busted I’m going to prefer someone with a decent personality to Nick Burns the Company Computer Guy. Who won’t? But…the same is true of my auto mechanic, no? The cashier at the grocery store? The guy in the toll booth? The clerk at the DMV? Someone want to explain to me why these individuals with talent and skill are left out of work for years, and it’s just the market’s way of letting them know they have to get their personalities polished to a mirror-finish now…but the “market” doesn’t have that effect on other industries?
 • Should we start discussing what I saw in my twenty years in I.T.? Yes, I did meet my share of jerks. Are you waiting for me to tell you where I saw them go? Want me to say I saw them pitched out on their ears? Hitting the unemployment line the minute they forgot to say “please” or “thank you”? Is that what I’m supposed to say I saw? Eh…sorry to disappoint…I saw them promoted, if anything. They were lauded for their “strong personalities.” And that is the only good thing I ever saw anyone say about their personalities. That they were “strong.” And it was said by their superiors, never by anybody who actually had to work with ’em. Never. Ever. Not once. Mary’s method strives to eliminate “rogues,” and what it ultimately ends up doing is befriending, and even elevating, jackasses. It metastasizes into exactly what it was trying to obliterate.
 • Let’s not forget the language barrier. It isn’t racist to point it out. Sorry, it simply isn’t. Mary is the one who brought up the issue — she says “[t]he team needs to be working as one for the best productivity and outcomes.” When you’re asking a guy to repeat himself over and over again, and he’s making the same demand out of you, that’s not working as one. Does Mary think we should be tolerating that? If not, let’s call her what she is; a bigot. But on the other hand, if she does think we should tolerate language differences but not personality differences — her argument becomes a lumbering contradiction because she’s arguing people should be spared the everyday inconvenience of working with others who come from dissimilar backgrounds and mindsets…(uh…they’re called, “people”)…but at the same time, linguistic disconnects, even paralyzing ones, are meaningless. So no, this is not the way we do things…if it really is a priority for the team to work “as one,” it takes a back seat to other things. Like the opportunity for people to work, for example, if it’s felt that over the long term they can make a positive contribution.
 • Mary craves orthodoxy. Orthodoxy, I would have to argue, is the exact opposite of technology. I.T. is about finding ways to do more this year than you did last year, with less this year than you had last year. That is the mission. You can’t get an atmosphere of “that’s the way people behave around here and that’s just the way it is”…without also getting an atmosphere of “that’s the way things are done around here and that’s the way it is.” That’s the opposite of technology; so if I.T. is there to find new ways to do things but it does this by always doing things the same way, then it ultimately becomes useless. And then people get laid off by the hundreds. Which is exactly what’s happening.
 • There is something else that concerns me: Nowhere does Mary comment on the quality of a personality type, even though the whole point to what she has written is the importance of evaluating what that personality type is. I’m concerned about maturity of people who actually make it through. Can they work with other folks who aren’t like them? I mean think about it; with Mary in charge, they wouldn’t have to, would they? Part of what made my colleagues capable of deep-thinking and problem-solving, was the necessity of working with others of different backgrounds. Perhaps you can remove that necessity and somehow retain that superior problem-solving capability. But I’m left with no reason to think so. A cloister filled with clones of oneself, has always been the happy playground of the immature mind. So who’s really “whining,” Mary?

That’s how I go about evaluating what Mary said. But I’m a nice guy. “John Reid,” on the other hand, is not.

Part of the problem or the solution?
By: John Reid
at: 07-11-08 @ 9:55 am EST

When the ax falls on your neck, please call the Suicide Prevention Hotline. It is obvious to me, Sister, that adversity has never crossed your path. When it does, someone who is so totally self-involved and accepting of the corporate mind-set, often falls into a deepeer than deep despair. I do not believe that you will be capable of surviving the blow. Get ready for it. By the tone of your note, I suspect that your are a born-to-the-breed type, full of self-entitlement. Fools like you make for great ridicule stories around the water cooler for those with REAL power, which you do not have. And remember, blood trumps “team players” every time. Or are you a relative?

He cuts to the chase. I do not like his defeatist attitude, but he’s got a point: Mary’s worldview is presented as one of extremism; one of “this is how everything should work, everywhere, with no exceptions.” And he’s right, this works as long as there’s no adversity.

And that’s precisely my objection to Mary’s mindset. I.T. is the tread of the business tank. It is the place where the road is met. And roads have potholes. There simply is no room there for just one personality type. Quite to the contrary: You swipe your badge and walk into a data center, you have to be ready to work shoulder-to-shoulder with the people you find in there. If you’re going to whine away that this guy or that guy has a different background from yours, and we need to change hiring practices so everyone there is all the same — you are the problem. And I.T. can only meet your demands…which, I would argue, is exactly what it’s trying to do…by ultimately rejecting its primary mission.

TrueIT was a tiny bit more tactful. But zeroed in on Mary’s hunger for stultifying orthodoxy.

Get real!
By: TrueIT
at: 07-23-08 @ 2:42 pm EST

What you really mean is that you can’t deal with hiring anyone that may be beter qualified and may have a different insight than you. You feel more comfortable with a person you can control and who “fits” your idea of what is right. So you impose your personality and your personal preferences into the hiring decision, letting company goals and directives take a back seat! And you are so intoxicated by your own Kool-Aid that you don’t even see that you have become part of the problem! If you really did read – and actually understand – the words that other IT managers are posting here, you would have an idea of what is going on out here. But instead, you mold your thoughts into conformity with the corporate bosses who pay your salary. Very typical of the kind of hiring manager being discussed in these postings. Get a clue. You’re next on the layoff list!

The issue is accountability. In any endeavor, you’ve got to have a lot of things for real accountability.

You need measurement, because if the accomplishment of a goal is a subjective thing, “accountability” will just be twisted around into an entirely political endeavor. You need individuality, because if meeting goals is purely a “team” effort, nobody’s really going to feel personally motivated to give it their all. You need scope, because if one guy does his job right, but is going to have to hand it off to someone else who will screw things up, this ultimately gives rise to a defeatist attitude that permeates the environment. You need leadership, because someone needs to make sure that the team will succeed, once all the individuals have done their jobs; also, people outside the organization need to understand failure was possible, and yet due to the diligent efforts of that organization, success was realized. You need regular post-mortem exercises, because you can succeed over the short term and fail over the long term, if weaknesses in your process aren’t fixed just because smaller failures were somehow prevented by happy accidents and fail-safe devices from becoming major disasters. Most of all, you have to have vision, because success isn’t always going to be easy, and people need to be reminded that it’s important.

It takes a lot of moving parts to bring accountability to any process. Especially, to a process that is acted-upon by teams of people, rather than by individuals.

I’ve seen a lot of I.T. initiatives that were lacking just one, or more, of these critical component parts to real accountability. The failure of just any one of those, is incredibly damaging. They can make up for it when one or two are missing. If any more than that are gone, it’s nearly irrecoverable.

And where do I see the I.T. disconnect? I think in the layer above I.T., where the hiring actually takes place — all of these ingredients are missing. Each and every single one.

Because let’s face it. Everyone who consumes I.T. products, even if they’re happy with them, they can always express disappointment. It usually comes down to — if the business requirements were met, they were met with a lower threshold of certainty than we would’ve liked, looking back on it. Too many “oopsies.” This is business, dammit! We want it running like a well-oiled machine!

Or, the automated apparatus does exactly what we want it to do, but it runs too slowly.

The irony is this: “Oopsies” are in the nature of I.T. This is where new products are acquired (or built) and new things are tried. That’s what makes I.T., ultimately, a rather thankless gig. Business sees I.T. as a wonderful new car; but business is everlastingly confused about how to drive it. It wants to open the throttle on that bad boy, see what those ten cylinders can do. On winding, rocky backroads never before traveled. BUT — while this is going on, it wants to put an egg on the dashboard, or maybe a ball bearing, and delight in seeing it not roll off. Performance. Stability. Business demands both.

When these objectives fail, and one or more of them always do, there is no accountability matrix that traces the failure to the design, the implementation…or…well, tracing it to the hiring process would be just unseemly, of course.

And so hiring managers like Mary, I think, work in a vacuum. They can afford to fill all these positions with a certain microscopically-validated personality type, even if that makes the resulting organization less capable. And if she defines “rogue” as anybody who doesn’t think the same way, that’s exactly what will have to happen. It’s quite unavoidable. But there’s no accountability involved. I.T. could fail one effort after another effort after another…and deep down, I think consumers of I.T. understand it’s self-defeating to drive a car like a Lamborghini and a Rolls Royce at the same time, so on some level failure is expected. That’s the vision thing.

And so even though Mary’s cookie-cutter hiring practice is counterproductive to I.T.’s goal, it isn’t going to be corrected. Except in forums like this one, in which people feel they finally have the access, and the latitude, to sound off.

A Great Question About Unemployment

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Neal Boortz asks it here.

Why in the world isn’t anyone connecting the increase in the jobless rate last month to the increase in the minimum wage? At the beginning of the last month the minimum wage went up by 70 cents.

There are some left-wingers running around, with the same rights and privileges as you and me, insisting that an increase in the minimum wage will lower unemployment, if anything.

And, as the guy pointed out in that martial-arts video, you aren’t supposed to be trying to “raise a family” on minimum wage. That is the situation for some folks, but debating how many is pretty useless. The problem begins there. Minimum wage is for kids. Bachelors. Heck, not even bachelors. People just starting out.

Just another example: People on the left say they’re here to help people in a certain economic circumstance, and their “help” comes in the form of making it artificially expensive for others to do business with them. When business is made artificially expensive, less of it goes on. What’s so hard about that.

How about this. How about we ask the democrats to go on record, and say — yes, it is our position that if we can raise the minimum wage high enough, we’ll have full employment. And then explain to us how that works, assuming they really want to take that position.