Archive for September, 2010

Schools Discriminate Unfairly Against Kids Who Don’t Give a Sh*t

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Good ol’ Onion. It’s like watching a hammer meet the head of a nail, dead-on. Naughty language warning.


In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don’t Give A Shit?

And, since it has to be stated…yes…it is parody. When I say it’s like a hammer pounding a nail, I am referring to the identification of a problem that is the subject of the parody. I have to put that in, because if everyone understood that then there’d be nothing to parody.

Cross-posted at Washington Rebel.

Romer’s Keynesian Economic Stimulus Plan Failed

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

…so she says. The solution she proposes on her way out: Try it again.

Dr. Christina Romer’s economic speech today, marking her last speech as an administration official, is an admission that the fiscal stimulus package that she helped craft has failed.

Calling the economic recovery “insufficient”, she noted that a 0.6% drop in the unemployment rate still leaves unemployment unbearably high. “Real GDP is growing, but not fast enough to create the hundreds of thousands of jobs each month that we need to return employment to its pre-crisis levels,” she said.

The Obama administration’s fiscal stimulus was meant to boost aggregate demand and get the economy going again. Estimates of GDP show that the United States is still 6% under its pre-crash trend, and that her plan hasn’t worked as expected.

“The United States still faces a substantial shortfall in aggregate demand… this shortfall in demand, rather than structural changes in the composition of our output… is the fundamental cause of our continued high unemployment,” Romer told the crowd at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C.

Keynesian economics have been tried often and succeeded seldom-to-never. There is no logical underpinning by which they can work — think back to Winston Churchill’s quote about the man sitting in the bucket and lifting himself by the handle.

The merit to the theory is purely psychological. As Romer herself says,

While we’d all like to find the inexpensive, magic bullet to our economic troubles, the truth is, it almost surely doesn’t exist. The only surefire way for policy makers to increase aggregate demand in the short-run is for the government to spend more and tax less.

She got it half right.

We keep falling for this because we have a psychological need for some, as Romer said, “magic bullet.” We want to push one button, pull a sword from a stone, crush the witch under a house, and have everything be all better.

That, and we really aren’t in agreement about what needs to be done to save the economy because we aren’t in agreement about what an “economy” is. If you produce a good or service for your daily bread, you figure it’s your job to create wealth that did not exist before and the “economy” is the sum total of lots of people engaged in that effort. “Economy,” therefore, is an attempt. It is production throughput, hour by hour and day by day.

Other people see it a different way. If you’re someone who works but doesn’t produce anything through that work that didn’t exist before, you’re a non-producer and you’re going to be motivated to see that word differently. You make your living moving cash around, and you’re going to see the word as describing a state of liquidity. Maneuverability.

So if the problem is described thusly: Businesses have capital, businesses want to produce more, but they aren’t hiring because they’d rather figure out how to enhance the output without hiring anybody. Then — to a non-producer, the problem has everything to do with business’ reluctance to hire people, and nothing to do with the output. Get the people hired and the economy is “fixed.”

To a producer, especially one looking for a job, the question is going to be “once I/we/they manage to snag a job, how long is that job gonna last?” We live in a world in which a job isn’t a job if it’s just a temporary allowance to “free” money that’s going to trickle out in a few months when some program comes to an end.

Conclusion — and it is inescapable: The wrong people are in charge. They will not see this as a problem involving producers being obstructed, who require the obstructions to be moved. They earn a sort of “livelihood” that makes it tough for them to catch on to this. When they identify the problem of healing the economy, they think their job becomes one of increasing mobility of the cash, making it more easily moved from one entity to the next. They think that’s the mission.

And when it’s pointed out to them that this hasn’t worked — like, ever — their diagnosis of what was wrong, is that the wrong people were doing it. Now that we have new people who are wonderful, it’ll work and all we have to do is give it another go.

They will not change their minds about this. Ever. They are invulnerable to new evidence.

Best Sentence XCVI

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

The ninety-sixth award for the Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL) goes out to minuteman, comment-author at Canadian blogger Kate’s Small Dead Animals page.

Not just a single sentence. More like a thought.

Commenting on the Discovery Channel Hostage Crisis, minuteman sez…

This is another example of leftards not making sense. You can argue nuance if you want, but basically if you don’t believe in God, you must believe that we are an animal like any other. All animals expand to the carrying capacity of their environment and then die off, usually as a result of destroying their environment. If there is no God we are no different. It appears to me that the leftards basically believe that as guardians of the earth we have dominion over the beasts of the land, the birds of the air and the fish of the sea, which is basically a God centered view of the world. So which is it Leftards?

Okay he loses three points for his repeated use of that horrible word, #3 on my list of awful words.

And it’s a point we’ve made here before a few times. It’s still brilliant. A secular view of the universe must logically regard all living things within that universe to occupy an equivalent “moral” footing, and morality itself to be something of a tangential issue. We would, necessarily, be involved in a colossal marketplace in a continual exchange of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen across phylum, class and species boundaries. Which puts us all on a level playing field of sorts.

It then becomes a logical abomination to assert that one organism, breathing, devouring, defecating, propagating, et al, is just being an adorable thing straight out of a Disney movie, and the other organism engaged in all the same activities is some kind of blight upon, or threat to, all the rest of it.