Archive for October, 2008

Hook Up Culture

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

We put a scratch or two in Jessica Valenti’s argument, that our culture’s “obsession with virginity” is somehow hurting girls and young women.

Blogger friend Cas just drove her freakin’ monster truck over it. She also ‘fessed up, she is the “female friend” John Hawkins was talking about. We had that one pegged when we saw the female friend was asking the question we’d been asking awhile…

What is it with feminists and wanting to turn America’s teenagers into raging whores?

In spite of all the shredding that has been going on, however, there is one other point that has to be made. It lies precisely at the fork in the road, where reality veers away from what is politically correct:

For the last several decades, the feminist movement has upheld as an ideal that women of marriagable age should assume all of the responsibility of deciding on their couplings, and that Dad should butt out. This has been an unspoken agenda item, and it’s good for the feminist movement that it is unspoken, for the effect it has is to force feminism to indict itself.

A picture has emerged during the heyday of the feminist movement, of the desired male object-of-affection — the stud who is chosen most often, now that it’s all up to the liberated woman and Dad has nothing to say about it. It’s not a pretty picture at all. Tragically, most of the time, it’s a picture of a guy who’s no longer there. It’s “(Insert name of oldest kid)’s dad,” small-d.

Lots of fun. Never could hold down a job. Turned into an asshole a year after the marriage…or when the kid was born…and that, of course, is all his fault. Maybe this inspires the next question “If he’s a dick down to the marrow of his bones and he’s never been anything else, why’d you pick ‘im?” — which, in the feminist age, is the quitessential Question Of Rudeness. The answer to which is: He changed. Or the subject abruptly changes. Or both.

What does reality embrace, that political correctness does not?

Feminism was all about experimenting — having women just coming to an age of maturity, making decisions about their suitors that their daddies used to make for them, or at least influence.

And the experiment failed.

It failed because those young ladies were still virgins, in this age of eschewing virginity. Sure — perhaps they weren’t virgins in the traditional sense. But they were virginal to this world of going to bed early Sunday through Thursday and waking up fresh and energized so you could go to a job, and bring home a paycheck to buy groceries and pay a mortgage. They were virginal to that. And they picked their studs, before losing that virginity.

Their score overall? You’d have done a much better job calling heads-or-tails a thousand times in a row. They mucked it up. They screwed the pooch. They went out looking for a guy who’d be with them, help them raise the kids, help them pay off the house, and they selected as their criteria does he make me laugh. Fast forward a few years, they were forced to saddle some other poor schlub with all the responsibilities after blowing their own fun-filled younger years on some “fun” guy who got ’em pregnant and then ran off.

Which, irony of ironies…is not fun. They went lookin’ for something, and failed to find it, when they’d have stood a much better job finding it if they didn’t sacrifice so much to go lookin’ for it.

Fun is a lot like love that way.

Fact Checkers

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

This post is going up at 8:35 PDT.

FOX News just put on what may very well be the most valuable “news bumper” segment I’ve seen in years. I hesitate to call it “informative” because it makes a point that is only obvious, and should’ve been under discussion all along. The point had to do with fact checkers who check facts after a debate closes up or a campaign advertisement spot comes out…rhetorical question raised was, who checks the fact checkers?

In sum, what really matters, is this: These “non-partisan” fact checkers look at the same facts, in different ways. They come to different conclusions. And the segment had examples to offer. Obama knew William Ayers: This fact checker says that’s true, that fact checker comes to the conclusion it is false, this other one takes no position. So it isn’t good enough to just rely on one fact checker, record the conclusion, take note that they are “non-partisan,” wash out all the details and call it good. Yer bein’ used. Maybe not even deliberately…but you’re becoming a useful tool if that’s all you’re doing.

Didn’t Know the History

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

I can’t believe he’s issuing this talking point…++groan++

Barack Obama’s top political adviser said today Obama “didn’t know the history” of unrepentant bomber William Ayers’ activities in the violent Weather Underground movement when the candidate attended a political event at Ayers’ home in 1995.

“When he went he certainly didn’t know the history,” chief Obama strategist David Axelrod told CNN – arguing for the first time since the story surfaced early this year that Obama was unaware of Ayers’ past.

“There’s no evidence that they’re close,” Axelrod added.

Quick question: How many friends do you have that are America-hating assholes? I’m not talking about people voting for Barack Obama…some of those might be nice folks who are getting fooled.

I’m talking “God Damn America,” people who blew things up, people who tried to blow things up, people who wanted to…how many friends like those do you have?

Because Barack is up to something, like, four or five of those — so far as we know.

Isn’t it odd? His lack of judgment about character issues and personal backgrounds, has yet to negligently buddy-him-up with a conservative Republican by mistake. That, within the evidence that has come to my attention, has yet to happen. But the jackasses who want to blow up the country he seeks to govern, they’re like moths to a flame. He keeps getting fooled that way. And yet he’s just so luminescent and smart.

Palin’s Composure

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Here’s the real Sarah Palin (H/T: Gateway Pundit):

And here is a FARK match-up contest involving Obama, Biden, McCain and Palin. It won’t take you long at all to figure out what the rules are. Nor will it take you long to figure out what the pattern is, involving the Governor of Alaska.

Now watch the last ten seconds of that clip up above one more time. This is supposedly the “Reality Based Community.” Well, do you think they nailed down the real Gov. Palin? Because what I’m seeing is an awesome comeback, no matter how you slice it.

Look at it this way. The brain-dead grown-up hippie anti-war heckler, put her under exactly the same kind of pressure she brought to bear on Joe Biden. And time after time, Biden’s “comeback,” if you want to call it that, was a big ol’ crocodile grin with sparkling lifetime-beltway-boy capped teeth. WELL now. Which candidate for the Vice Presidency operates with more cool under fire? Which one came back with the better retort?

You call me biased if you want. But I’m gonna go with the “Bless Your Heart Sir” thing. Sarahcuda’s got it goin’ on.

Forbidden Fruit

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Via fellow Webloggin contributor Bookworm, we learn of the Saturday Night Live skit that Saturday Night Live doesn’t want anybody to see. It goes up on the YouTubes, it comes down again, someone else puts it up, it gets taken down again.

The subject is the “bailout.” I guess it’s got a little too much truthiness. These “copyright” issues keep on crawling outta the woodwork…ya right.

Well, Malkin has a complete transcript, with pics. And as you read it over, you get a pretty clear idea of who’d be getting torqued when people are able to watch it. Hmmm…

NOW Chair Endorses Palin

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Wizbang, via Rick:

Rick goes on to link to a piece by Ms. Grabar in Pajamas Media about the real reasons why so-called “feminists” can’t stand Palin. If her point stands — and I think it does — it is quite an eye-opener. It’s an eye-opener because it indicates a) “tak[ing] care of her family, with a shotgun if necessary” has become a male-female-split issue; and b) the female viewpoint on this issue has somehow become that you’re not supposed to be doin’ that.

That Palin thinks like a man, or logically, is what has made the left livid. As appropriate to their modes, they respond emotionally. The men in their movement, who have become one of the girls in terms of thinking, respond with personal insults, even going so far as to mock the looks of her baby, as Bill Maher recently did.

But if one looks to other arenas, like the humanities departments in universities that have been transformed by feminism, one can see that such personal attacks are entirely consistent with the left’s version of intellectualism. When I entered graduate school in the 1990s I quickly found out that character assassinations had become the staple of literary scholarship.

That’s entirely consistent with why I support Palin. I belong to this strange little world…I call it “Earth”…in which it makes little sense to seriously mock people, because pretty people are wrong fairly often and ugly people are right fairly often. Essentials of the point…characteristics of the guy or gal who made the point. It’s called a non-correlative relationship.

It’s pretty late in the election season. And honestly, I can’t recall, from all-year-long, the last time a left-winger made an intellectually valid point that came to my attention, without simultaneously attacking some desired target over matters unrelated. McCain can’t use e-mail. Palin’s got “porn star glasses.” George Bush is an idiot and Dick Cheney is evil. Ann Coulter’s a skinny bitch, Rush Limbaugh is fat and is hooked on painkillers, the list goes on and on and on. And feminism has been marching at the forefront of this weird, bizarre, “it matters not what they say, it matters what they are” mindset.

Also, Palin is a belated challenge to group-based consensus thinking:

While John T. Molloy may have in 1978 urged women to dress and act for success by imitating their male business colleagues, psychologist Carol Gilligan, in her 1982 bestseller In a Different Voice, promoted women’s ways of thinking, based on emotion and consensus, as superior to the old patriarchal mode of logic and independence.

The result of such modes of thought, in my field of English, has been the attrition of majors, as students flock to more masculine fields, like business administration. Among the humanities, it is English departments that suffer the worst reputations as inconsequential and useless places.

A whole procession of attempts to make Palin look like an intellectual lightweight, someone who figures out what to say only through talking points written by others, has failed much like a long freight train tumbling off the ruins of a defunct bridge one boxcar at a time. On Thursday night, Palin slapped a coffin lid on that whole thing and pounded several nails into it.

Wonder Palin!She thinks for herself; her words are her own. And those who have been most bumptious in asserting the opposite, are the ones who’ve secretly known all about this from Day One. And those are the ones who’ve hated her the most.

And so to me, based on what I’ve seen, Ms. Grabar’s words make perfect sense.

Update: I’m reminded again how much control people lose when they identify someone who thinks logically and independently this way, after they themselves have not, and make a target out of ’em. Karol points to a Dr. Helen column on Pajamas Media, which in turn links to a Slate advice column. Good…Lord…

My reaction to [Gov. Palin], and the way the Republican Party threw her in our faces, and the pandering and hypocrisy that was behind their decision to do so, was immediate, visceral, and indeed, vicious. I have crossed every line I believed should never be crossed in public discourse — I have criticized not only her policies and her record, but her hair, her personal style, her accent, her abilities as a mother, etc. I’ve also begun to suffer personally and professionally. I bore my friends with my constant tirades against her, and am constantly distracted from my work by my need to continually update myself on the latest criticism, and indeed, ridicule, of her. In my hatred for her, I have begun to hate myself.

I don’t want this woman ruining my life before she even gets a chance to ruin our country. How do I stop? Is there a self-help group for this?

A “Hater”*

*As Sarah Palin calls all those who disagree with her (New York Times, Sunday, Sept. 14, 2008)

Dear “Hater,”

I think what disturbs us about Sarah Palin is that she reminds us of the authoritarian personality. My guess is that she is also an ESFJ, or Extroverted Sensing Feeling Judging type, with a strong preference for sensing. Such a person prefers to acquire her knowledge from concrete objects and places instead of from abstract ideas. This would explain why she thinks being geographically close to Russia is a form of foreign policy expertise.

As an authoritarian type, she strikes us as a person who prefers power to reason. The people running John McCain’s campaign seem to instinctively understand the uses to which such an impression can be put. Perhaps they know better than we do how deeply the American people long to be done with the problem of democracy, to yield to a powerful father-mother pair of authoritarians.

The very thing that appalls us about Sarah Palin — her discomfort in the realm of reason — is her main selling point. This is so mind-boggling that you have to take a minute to let it in. Take a deep breath. Read that sentence again. Face it: Sarah Palin represents what many people want: a retreat from reason; a regression to childhood.

So thinking for yourself means a “regression to childhood.”

That means, to these people, subverting your individual cognitions to the cognitions of a group, is what adulthood is all about.

Why on earth shouldn’t adulthood be all about that? These are people who have everything done for them by other people. Getting food is — walking through a store with a basket, filling it up, presenting a debit card to the cashier, and boom you’re done. Water is delivered. Oil is changed. Coffee is brewed by a barrista in a green apron. Their SUV changes gears for ’em, the cruise control works the throttle.

Quite amazing. Truly, a nation of veal calves. How in the world did we get here?

If this was the first of the ten plagues, the Pharoah would’ve let ’em go right off the bat.

What I Know About People That I Wasn’t Told When I Was A Child, Item #24. People who imagine themselves as part of a group, with no individual identity, don’t want anyone else to have an individual identity either.

I Can Has Ballz?

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Well, well, well. Would you look at what’s fast-becoming an “Everybody Else Is Blogging It, I Might As Well Do It Too” thing. McCain is following the example set by his lipstick/pitbull running mate.

Cheers consuming the right side of the blogosphere and rightly so. Rick. Cassy. Red State. Rachel. Hot Air. Toldjah. Others.

Good on ya, John McCain. Let’s see some more of this.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If hold-outs like me had jumped onto this guy’s bandwagon the minute it was possible to do so, you’d be looking at a running-mate Lieberman right now.

And if you’d been looking at a running-mate Lieberman right now, the balls would still be stashed away in a dusty old lockbox somewhere.

So you’re welcome.

Best Sentence XLII

Monday, October 6th, 2008

John Hawkins wins the forty-second award for Best Sentence I’ve Heard Or Read Lately (BSIHORL); he wins it for something he said regarding that new book by angry young flogger Jessica Valenti of Feministing.

The book is called — wait for it — The Purity Myth: How America’s Obsession with Virginity is Hurting Young Women. I’m thinking of buying it. I mean, I really don’t understand and I do have a need to have it explained to me. You ask me “How is America’s obsession with cheap and easy casual sex between young girls and scummy subprime guys hurting young women” and by this time I’m more than sufficiently informed, I think, to comment. Like Hawkins, I have to question whether we have a similar obsession with virginity. Must’ve missed that one.

Hawkins goes on to explore other ways in which this might be somewhat ridiculous…then goes in for the kill.

If you want to know why liberals and conservatives don’t get along, books like this tell you all you need to know.

People who long for “bipartisanship,” good as their intentions may be, miss the point. Somewhat, to completely. Conservatism versus liberalism is a conflict lacking any no-mans-land and cannot ever have any no-mans-land. It is order versus chaos. It is productivity versus dysfunction. Health versus sickness. Life versus death. No “gray area” is logically possible.

Don’t take my word for it. Head on over to Jessica Valenti’s turf, and read for awhile. “Equal pay for equal worth” has very little to do with the agenda. In fact, you’d be pretty surprised what has to do with the agenda. The PATRIOT Act — that’s a womens’ issue now. Same-sex marriage is a womens’ issue…although not in the way you might think. Young girls not having enough sex.

This is Third Wave Feminism and as you scan the Wikipedia article behind that link looking for a concise definition of what that is, you’re going to emerge from the exercise dizzy and frustrated. The common themes can only be expressed in terms that are derogatory to the third-wave movement itself…or else…not expressed. What it is, is controlling the opinions of the masses. Cracking a ruler over the knuckles of anyone who doesn’t think the right thoughts about feminism itself.

And “maybe girls who are just starting to become women shouldn’t sleep with any sleezy guy they happen to meet” is a decidedly wrong thought. Feminism, somehow, has come to be about everyone who can be a slut, being one. And anyone who says maybe it’d be a good idea not to be a slut, getting a nasty note on Jessica’s blog, a smartass comment thrown back in their face, or both. So yes. Of course. Anybody who needs to see how and why conservatives and liberals don’t get along…go ahead and check this stuff out.

The One That Yelps Loudest

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Throw a rock into a pack of dogs, and the one that yelps the loudest is the one that got hit. And God bless Sarah Palin, that girl knows how to throw a rock. Misquoting Albright: Yelp! Fact Check: Yelp! Analysis: Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! With some “racism” sprinkled on top.

And class, you do remember what the House of Eratosthenes Glossary told you an analysis is, right? That’s right…

An Editorial, with a different name so that editors can justify placing it where the news belongs.

Michelle Malkin sums up everything worth saying right here:

Wonder Palin!Putting the “Ass” in “Associated Press,” one of the wire service’s Obama water-carriers attempts to smear Sarah Palin as a racist for spotlighting Barack Obama’s longtime relationships with Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers:

Analysis: Palin’s words carry racial tinge

Palin’s words avoid repulsing voters with overt racism. But is there another subtext for creating the false image of a black presidential nominee “palling around” with terrorists while assuring a predominantly white audience that he doesn’t see their America?

In a post-Sept. 11 America, terrorists are envisioned as dark-skinned radical Muslims, not the homegrown anarchists of Ayers’ day 40 years ago. With Obama a relative unknown when he began his campaign, the Internet hummed with false e-mails about ties to radical Islam of a foreign-born candidate.

Whether intended or not by the McCain campaign, portraying Obama as “not like us” is another potential appeal to racism…
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[Associated Press continues with more of its unadulterated nonsense]
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Meanwhile, back in the real world, McCain continues to forbid his campaign from going after Obama for his longtime friendship and ideological partnership with Rev. Jeremiah Wright — and refuses to attack Obama on the Fannie/Freddie/CRA debacles because he fears being perceived as a racist.

Earth to McCain: They will see RAAAACISM in whatever you and Palin will say and do from now until Election Day.

Fight or get rolled.

Wake. Up.

These hairs they’re splitting — the splitting is self-parody. Good heavens. Making an issue out of “help women” versus “support women” and then go running off to Madeleine Albright to find out what she meant to say. Seeing racism where there is no cause to — where Gov. Palin has reminded the voters of the terrorist activities of a white guy. S-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g to make the desired point. And I suppose they call this journalism. We all know the former Secretary of State is going to be perfectly neutral and objective in announcing what she wants people to believe she meant to say, yeah. Uh huh. Tell me another.

The fact is, the democrats have been staying in office when they haven’t deserved to, for generations, by pretending they have some kind of monopoly on championing issues that have special meaning to women. By driving a big fat wedge between men and women — pretending that what hurts women helps men, and vice-versa. Palin used their own words against them, and beat them at their own game. There was no meaningful misquoting, in letter or in spirit. Albright spoke recklessly, back when it seemed safe, and her words were put on a Starbuck’s coffee cup, where they came back to haunt her. Point Palin.

And Bill Ayers is an unrepentant terrorist. He feels he didn’t do enough when he set those bombs. A qualified presidential candidate wouldn’t have any connection to him whatsoever. Barack Obama would, in all likelihood, be barred from seeking any position with the CIA, the FBI, or obtaining any sort of secret clearance. And rightfully so. It’s called an unfavorable adjudication, and he’s got it written all over ‘im, through the Ayers matter alone.

Truth hurts. The dogs are yelping. Can someone please hand the Governor a big ol’ sackful of rocks — big un’s.

Cross-posted at Right Wing News.

How Many Complaints Was That?

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Disgusting and repulsive. I do not approve!

Cheerleaders to unveil demure uniforms after complaints
Story Updated: Oct 3, 2008 at 8:26 AM PDT
By NICHOLAS K. GERANIOS, Associated Press

University of Idaho cheerleaders will unveil their new, more demure, uniforms at the home football game Saturday against Nevada.

Complaints that the previous uniforms were too short and revealing prompted the change.

Shelly Robson, adviser to the school’s Spirit Squad, said the new uniforms better represent the university, which is in Moscow, Idaho, about 80 miles southeast of Spokane, Wash.

“As a public institution, we are responsive to the community that supports us and we are stewards of our image,” Robson said. “The old uniforms were not appropriate for or reflective of Idaho.”

Now for a little bit of perspective.

Cheerleaders in Skimpy ClothesIf Florida decides the upcoming election like it did in 2000, and if McCain has only 50 more votes in Florida than Obama…we’re going to get a repeat of eight years ago that makes that previous election and the following fiasco look like…nuthin’. It will be a riot. A real riot. In the streets. And God help the elections officials who have a machine plugged in wrong, or taken offline, or getting a bad chip or power supply at the worst possible moment, or whatever.

We’re going to hear all about counting every vote. We’re going to hear it served up again and again and again, in the context that a vote for Obama is important, a vote for McCain/Palin somehow less so.

In other words — to refresh your memory — “justice” will be measured in terms of The Chosen One winning. Because that’s the way it worked back then. That’s how it will be presented. Repeatedly. Again.

Meanwhile.

What do you think would’ve happened if they held a vote about new vs. old cheerleader uniforms?

In fact, how many complaints do you really think there were? Every time we get that kind of tidbit of information in the wake of stories like this, it turns out to be staggeringly low. Single digits. One or two.

I say, it’s one frumpy housewife. That’s my bet.

“We invite our fans and critics alike to join us with a sportsmanlike approach to these events,” [squad member and new coach Jessica] Gudgel said. “The old uniforms simply didn’t work out. It’s time now for everyone to let us get back to what we do, which is to be strong, effective representatives of the University of Idaho.”

Shrew. In fact, maybe you’re the person who complained.

That Jessica Gudgel was already on the squad, makes this all the more reprehensible because now it becomes a story all about control. Cheerleaders are there, to be watched. So they want people to watch. But if people will watch them perform with the skimpy uniforms, but wouldn’t watch with the new dowdy frumpy uniforms, they’re not cool with that. You’re supposed to watch us perform for the reasons we want you to be watching us perform or not at all.

Uh huh. What do we say when men want to control women this way?

But I stand by my question. How many people really did complain. As a percentage. That’s what I would like to know. Because, eight years ago, when it was thought that 49.999% of the electorate was dictating the outcome, that was supposed to be the beginning of the end of all of civilization and a lot of people are still running around thinking it was. And then we’re supposed to think this is somehow reasonable.

Just goes to show what we’ve been saying for a long time. The subject turns to good lookin’ women in skimpy clothes, and suddenly people completely lose their ability to think straight about anything.

Men Taking Their Wives’ Last Names

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Uh huh. Call me unenlightened, but it’s showing off. There’s no other reason to do it.

…it was grueling to navigate the legal process of changing his name. Many county and state officials didn’t know what to do.

“Humans trust traditions,” said [Todd] Fink [nee Baechle], now married three years. “But some things are worth changing. Sometimes you have to walk off the sidewalk if you want new experiences.”

Oh gawd, I get so tired of people babbling bullshit at each other. So now you can only have new experiences if you get yourself a new name, huh? Yeah, you know what, when I’m thinking about new experiences I want to have…sitting in a chair waiting for my number to be called at the Social Security office, IRS taxpayer service office, DMV, etc. etc. etc., to face off against some bureaucrat who will waste my time pretending my situation is listed in his policy manual when it isn’t — not exactly what I got in mind.

Anyway. Here is your FARK thread. Knock yourself out.

Todd Fink made the choice for a number of reasons.

His future wife was pursuing a solo music career after having been half of the pop duo Azure Ray. Todd Fink didn’t want her to have to change her name after having established her own musical identity. They debated using separate last names, but they planned to have children and thought the different names would be confusing for the kids.

Like I said. Whatever.

Sheesh. People. People spewing crap that makes no sense, bucking tradition just so they can brag about doing it…showing off for each other. End times. They’re a-comin’. If frogs wuz raining down out of the sky, the signs wouldn’t be clearer.

Racism is a Big Problem

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

…but not necessarily in the way we have been bludgeoned into conditioned to think.

Karol had an experience in baggage claim. Head over for the comments. I had to lift in the whole post because I couldn’t see a way to tease it…

Checking in to the Chelsea in Atlantic City on Friday, I looked over at a baggage cart and saw a bag with a McCain/Palin button. I turned around to see who it might belong to and behind us in line were two black girls. One saw the button at the same time I did. The conversation:

Girl 1: Is that your bag?
Girl 2: Yep.
Girl 1: Is that a Obama/Biden button?
Girl 2: Uh, no, it’s a McCain/Palin button.
Girl 1: What??! How can you support them? You’re a person of color! I know you don’t really mean it, tell me that button is just for show!
Girl 2: I like Palin! She’s a working mother!
Girl 1: Oh no, no no no, I know this is just for show, ain’t no way you’re supporting them. You’re black!
Girl 2: Don’t make this into a racial thing!

At this point, against my better judgement and against the IC’s very loud wishing that I don’t turn around, I turned around and said “I should’ve brought my Palin t-shirt.”

Girl 1: Look, she doesn’t really support them. She’s just doing that for show.
Girl 2: No I’m not! I love Palin!

I turned back around to IC’s pleading eyes saying “please don’t get involved”. They continued to argue. Girl 2 lost her footing a little bit when she said “tell me you’re not better off than you were 8 years ago” (sort of a bad argument to make at this moment of financial collapse even though it has near zero to do with Bush) and Girl 1 said “I’m also better off than I was 50 years ago, and even better off than when we were slaves, what’s your point.”

It degenerated from there but I can’t even imagine the pressure black people must feel to support Barack Obama based strictly on his race. It’s completely acceptable for Girl 1 to say “you’re a person of color, how can you not support the black man?” in a lobby full of people. Imagine the flip side, a white person chastising another white person for daring to support the black guy. Racism may still exist, but it’s not the kind we’re used to. This kind is considered ok. That’s a problem.

I have nothing to add. Except, for those who need to learn, it’s better to learn late than not at all.

Soledad’s Teleprompter: Not Always Helpful For Her

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

H/T: Neo-Neocon

Brings to mind one of those things I know…

Thing I Know #259. The first grade teacher says “may I see a show of hands…” and this should not send a roomful of heads swiveling from side to side. But it does. Always. Left…right…swoosh, swoosh. Everyone wants to see how the other guy is answering. Most of them never grow out of that. In fact, those are tomorrow’s bosses. Trouble is, nobody ever solved a problem by emulating the guy who made it.

What you’re seeing here, is communication — embarrassing communication — from those head-swooshers to other head-swooshers. “This is what everybody thinks.”

Who ya gonna believe…the teleprompter, or your lyin’ eyes?

The Ads They Should Run

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Doug Ross @Journal came up with ’em, Gerard thinks the first in the series is the most worthy tease, and I agree. But there’s more behind the pic, and they’re all good.

Time for Maverick to answer the question: Is he ready to win this thing?

Bookworm on Deregulation

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Fellow Webloggin contributor Bookworm reiterates a point she made previously.

If nobody, from sea to shining sea and all across the fruited plane, learns one single other damn thing over the next month — let this be the one thing they do learn.

As you may recall from Thursday’s debate, Biden kept saying that our current financial woes arose because of deregulation and that even John McCain now wants more regulation. In other words, bad Republicans let Wall Street go wild, and now they’re cowed and are following the Democratic line.

Palin, who generally did fantastically well, failed a bit when dealing with Biden’s direct and indirect accusations, because [she] didn’t correct the terminology. Let me state, therefore, what should be obvious, and what should be an embarrassment for the Democrats and a source of pride for the Republicans. That the opposite is true is only because the Democrats are controlling the message and the Republicans are hiding:

The problem did not start because of deregulation. It started because of hyper-regulation: Because Democrats did not think it was “fair” that only people who have saved a lot of money and have reliable income sources should get loans, the Democrats forced through policies mandating that banks must give loans to those who normally would be poor risks (those famous subprime loans). What kept banks from squawking about being forced by the government to engage in practices that no sound business would ever engage in was the fact that Fannie and Freddie (staffed at the upper level by Democrats) promised to buy those loans, insure them, and sell them. Well, with an offer like that, the Banks couldn’t refuse, and they went hog wild. It was a no loss for them, and a huge incentive (because of these government regulations, not deregulations) to give out as many bad loans as possible.

Over at the American Thinker Blog, she continues this line of thought and makes another point that perhaps she thinks is expendable, whereas I think it’s vital, in this day and age in which we huff and puff so much talking about the character and integrity of our presidential candidates:

I know that Biden and Obama understand what’s going on, but are hiding the distinction, and I know that McCain and Palin…well, I assume that McCain and Palin see the distinction so clearly that they don’t recognize that the public is confused.

Whatever. I don’t think I give ’em that much credit. My intuition tells me that politicians, especially senators, weigh everything in terms of cost-benefit more than truth-versus-untruth. This is a McCain decision; this is why so many of us have blog banners and bumper stickers and tee shirts that say McCain/PALIN!, or Palin/McCain, and hope-against-hope that the ticket wins and then McCain resigns before Groundhog Day.

This “Maverick” stuff. You don’t often hear the point from people like me, who lack the skill and talent necessary to “go with the flow” during those times when it might be well-advised. But what goes so often unmentioned is — being a maverick is only beneficial if the group happens to be, or will later on turn out to be, wrong. Or at least inferior.

We’re looking at exactly where McCain’s political methodology is a consistent disappointment. When the time comes to challenge the liberal orthodoxy…McCain bowls somewhere around a 37. Too much of the time, he makes the decision that the facts may very well be on his side, but it just isn’t worth the hassle. And so he pops up with that “Maverick” stuff and speaks Truth To Power against those punch-drunk Republicans…in situations in which they’re the real mavericks. Maverick McCain, then, goes and stands with the real corrupt entrenched power-base. Again and again.

This is the kind of “maverick” Judas Iscariot would’ve been. If, that is, he started following Caiaphus around hoping for an invitation to the next party — and calling himself a maverick. And riding around in a bus called the “Straight Talk Express.” It’s sickening.

A Palin/McCain ticket, I think, would not be making this error. Maybe they’d persuade few, but they’d at least get the point out there, to their credit. And I’d put money on that.

I hope they pull their heads outta their butts on this one. Soon.

Update: The NRCC is onboard — they have their heads outta their butts. Halfway, anyhow…the ad discusses the problems, how the Republicans were sounding the alarm, and the democrats were demanding everybody lie low and pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. It’d be nice to see the point made that regulators didn’t neglect the problem, they made the problem.

But it’s a very nice start. Pretty late in the game, as The Anchoress points out. Hope it works.

IceColdBath is a Feminist

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

I’ve decided to help her get the word out about that.

It’s a YouTube clip. Comments have been disabled. Ratings have been disabled. Embedding has been disabled.

You see, as feminists set out to make the world a certain way, exactly how they want it to be…it is vitally important that the rest of us are exposed to their opinions, whether we want to be or not. That’s the way modern feminism is. Everything’s a one-way relationship. Forget all about reciprocity, and feminists will always live up to your expectations.

Just don’t go looking for a way to let ’em know that.

“Of course. How sssselfish of me. Let’s do all the things that YOU wanna do.” — Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Caption Contest: Rahm Emmanuel and Nancy Pelosi

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

FARK thread here.

And at this point, I’m gonna give it to Mr. Blather 2008-10-04 01:28:59 AM. Maybe someone will come up with a better one, but at this point that takes the prize.

It’s About Time a Republican Said It

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Rick links to something that reminds me, once again, that there are opinions that are wrong according to subjective notions of logic and decency…and then…there are other opinions that are simply not legitimate opinions to have. It therefore necessarily follows that there are debates that are reasonable and there are other debates that are silly. The debate about whether or not to elect Obama as our next Commander in Chief — nobody ever said that was a reasonable debate to have, and you shouldn’t wait around for anyone to say so either.

It’s about time a Republican said it

And why not Sarah the Barracuda?

Palin told Carl that she was “annoyed” at some of the interviews she has done, “Ok I’ll tell you honestly the Sarah Palin in those interviews is a little bit annoyed because it’s man no matter what you say you are going to get clobbered. If you choose to answer a question you are going to get clobbered on the answer,” Palin said. “If you choose to try and pivot and go on to another subject that you believe that Americans want to hear about you get clobbered for that too.”

She then aimed to defend herself for some of the criticism she got for the Couric interview. She was blasted for not answering Couric’s question on any of the periodicals she reads or even a Supreme Court decision that she disagreed with. She defended some of the circular answers she gave the CBS anchor saying that she did not get to cover some of the topics she saw as important, “But in those Katie Couric interviews I did feel that there were a lot of things that she was missing in terms of an opportunity to ask what a V.P. candidate stands for. What the values are represented in our ticket. I wanted to talk about Barack Obama increasing taxes, which would lead to killing jobs. I wanted to talk about his proposal to increase government spending by another trillion dollars.”

Super Palin!She then slammed Barack Obama calling him disqualified to be President of the United States, “Some of his comments that he has made about the war that I think may — in my world — disqualifies someone from consideration as the next commander in chief.” Palin said, “Some of his comments about Afghanistan and what we are doing there supposedly — just air raiding villages and killing civilians. That’s reckless.

I hope like hell the McCain campaign is setting her free and that they won’t attempt to muzzle comments like this.

She is woman, hear her roar.

The bold is my (mkf) emphasis.

I’ve been seeing this go on for a very long time now. The liberal-democrat-moonbat wing, it seems, enjoys a complete monopoly in declaring what opinions are legitimate ones to have. Conservatives and Republicans end up busying themselves with disagreements over what is right. It’s a huge mistake to make.

Look what’s happening in the theater of what’s legitimate and what’s not. George Bush has done some good things; that’s not a legitimate opinion to have anymore. Forget about debating whether it is correct. Global warming is man made, or we are certain it is man made, or the “science is settled” that it’s man made — ditto. There’s only one legitimate opinion you can have about that now, and it’s the one the eco-terrorists want you to have. If you’ve got a different one, and you run for a high public office, it’ll be a pretty short run.

Barack Obama would make a better President than John McCain…we’re debating whether that’s correct. The election in November will be all about whether that’s correct. It’s the wrong debate to have. We should be debating whether it’s even legitimate, because it isn’t. Palin nailed it. Obama’s positions, some of ’em are quite plain and simply reckless. It’s dangerous to even think about putting someone in the White House who has those views. Such ideas deserve to be marginalized. Gutterballed. Just like the view that “climate change” is a natural phenomenon, whch actually enjoys a better than adequate foundation of supporting scientific evidence, has been marginalized. Exactly like that.

We Watch the Same Thing, We See Different Things

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Here’s something interesting about human behavior. The following clip was added by 1stAmendmentVoter who is apparently an Obama supporter. This person seems pretty sure that when Palin and Biden went head-to-head, the Senator from Delaware was a clear victor. It’s only two minutes long. Why don’t you scan it for some actual reasons that a neutral observer should think Sarah Palin lost the debate.

Did you see what I saw? A poll. A poll of strangers decided, 51-36, that Biden did a better job. If you go to the page for this clip you see a bunch of quotes from luminaries. Also strangers. But what neutral, objective, balanced and dispassionate strangers they are, huh.

Bob Shrum: “She Barely Kept Up”… “McCain Lost the VP Debate Too”… Madeleine Albright: “Biden’s Night… We Need A VP Who Can Be Persuasive With Foreign Leaders”…Leah McElrath Renna: “Biden’s Tears Did More For The Equality Of The Sexes Than Palin’s Presence”… Newsweek’s Fineman: Palin Like “A Wolverine Attacking The Pant Leg Of A Passerby”

Now, back in ’95 we saw our country’s racial divide open up just a bit, as O.J. Simpson’s trial entered the home stretch and then finally reached a verdict. What arose to confront us was the Rashomon syndrome; two people with different interests, especially different interests seldom discussed in polite company, see something. It’s a singular thing. They disagree about what it is they saw. They shouldn’t, but they do.

That’s what’s happening right now with this Palin/Biden debate. What interest me here, however, is what is presented by the two different sides as they each make the case why they saw things the way they think they saw them. In 2008, this is what makes the sides truly different; these different perspectives, speak to their character. Go back and watch that clip again. Study it, one more time, for reasons you should think Biden won the debate. What do you find? You should think Biden won the debate…because…this other person, over here, thinks Biden won the debate.

Compare and contrast. John Hawkins has a YouTube clip too. His clip gives reasons to think Palin won the debate. Except Hawkins does something pretty strange here: He allows viewers to listen to the debate themselves! Wow, you’re putting a lot of faith in the hoi polloi, aren’t you John?

For me, this defines a crucial difference between the way liberals and conservatives think. How they see things. What goes on in their heads when they see things. Liberalism is the last gasp of a dying age — the twentieth century, in which it was a novelty that one man could speak, and in that very moment be heard by thousands or millions. By the nature of that kind of technology it is impossible to unworkable for those masses to have any efficient way of letting the speaker know what they thought of him. Mass communication is not necessarily bidirectional communication. And so, having reached maturity on this imbalanced diet, liberalism has nurtured down to the marrow of its bones a reflexive proclivity to tell people what to think.

A liberal is not necessarily inclined to make the clip John Hawkins made. Some liberals do, of course. If you show a great level of competence and creativity in selecting the clips to include, and sequence them just so, so that your compilation eventually compels an uninformed viewer to reach conclusions directly opposed from what reality would suggest — what you have there, then, is a Michael Moore product. And isn’t Mr. Moore’s career just a damning indictment of liberalism itself. He became famous because he discovered ways to c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y show some footage in such a way that liberalism looked good. Question: If that’s Moore’s contribution, but liberalism is already supposed to be a good idea, then why was his chosen craft such an incredible novelty? Answer: Because there is some difficulty involved in getting that done.

Now, look at Hawkins’ clip one more time. There is no Michael-Moore trickery involved here; this is exactly the way the debate went down, just with a little bit less waiting. What he’s showing are, for all intents and purposes, random samples. Liberals must tell people what to think, conservatives allow people to make up their own minds about things. And this is the way things went. Palin would highlight in some subtle way the difference between the way people decide things inside the beltway, and the way people decide things in the rest of the country. Biden, if he is truly a master of expressing the best part of an argument through his words and his tone and his facial expressions, must have been making a counter-argument of “look how white my teeth are” because that’s all he had to say about it. Just a big ol’ crocodile smile. Nothing else.

That would be an effective and fair summary of most of what took place.

Palin: Something is wrong in Washington. Those people do not think about important problems the way people with real responsibilities think about important problems.
Biden: Yeah, but look what a great smile I have!

Well, you know what my conclusion is about it? Biden and Palin both represented the grievances and passions of millions of their virtual constituents in this match-up. And that’s how debates are truly won. But Biden’s constituents are a bunch of peaceniks. Their battle cry, of an “illegal and unjust war,” is old and tired by now. We invaded Iraq; get over it. We can debate what to do going forward, but as far as going in in the first place, it’s a piece of history. Furthermore, Biden’s tent is way too big. Some of his constituents genuinely do hate the country. They do, they do, they do — some of ’em. Others have a more sincere desire to see peace. Some are pie-eyed absolutists living in utopian bubbles, and insist war should become a thing of the past. Others are more realistic and say war is sometimes unavoidable, but it should only be engaged when it is inevitable, and that was not the case here. Some are anarchists. Some are totalitarians. Some are isolationists. Others desire a one-world government with more authority invested in the United Nations.

Obama and Biden face an impossible task of uniting them…should they win this election. I don’t think it’s really do-able. These people have nothing in common with each other. Their egos are wrapped up in the Obama/Biden ticket because of Barack Obama’s personal charisma, and Obama’s charisma holds such an appeal for them because they’re uninformed on the issues. That’s their commonality. The only one.

Wonder Palin!Palin emerges as the true heroine here, fighting the good fight. She’s representing the rest of us. We’re out here in “flyover country,” living our lives…our normal lives…and Washington, DC is getting further and further away from us. Quite frankly, we don’t know what to make of it. We’re working and paying bills, and nobody’s bailing us out of things. This “Dick Cheney” guy Biden kept bashing all night long, calling him the most dangerous Vice President ever — what is the Cheney doctrine, anyway? It’s also called the One Percent Doctrine and it says if there’s a 1% chance that shenanigans are going on, sometimes you have to treat it as a certainty if you regard the potential shenanigans to be a sufficient cause for concern. This just goes to show how far apart the beltway is from the rest of the world, because out here, that makes perfect sense. It may very well be the most unpopular doctrine to ever have been voiced around the Patomac, since the day our nation’s capitol was located there. Out here, meanwhile, everyone who manages their own life’s business, believes in the One Percent Doctrine. It is how we do things. Everyone believes in it…except for those who are somehow sheltered from making decisions that matter.

One percent chance there are black widows under your kids’ play equipment, you treat it as a certainty.

One percent chance your wife’s car has a leak in the brake lines, you treat it as a certainty.

One percent chance you left the stove on when you left the house, you act as if you most certainly did.

It really all comes down to management styles. Palin won the debate, because the way she makes decisions about things that come under her executive management jurisdiction, flows seamlessly into the way she managed this debate; and that, in turn, flows seamlessly into her personality. She’s the mother bear protecting her cubs — but she doesn’t treat the rest of us as cubs to be protected. She treats us as other mother bears, who are also protecting our cubs. Because that is precisely what we are.

And we don’t understand voting for something before voting against it — as she pointed out (right before another impressive display of Biden crocodile teeth). We don’t see how it’s okay to lie about something under oath just because the question was “personal”; we don’t understand comments about “letting Wall Street run wild” when we know the regulators had much more of a hand making the problem in the first place. We don’t understand bailouts. We don’t understand saying all these nice things about John McCain, and then once you’re Barack Obama’s running mate, trying to get people to pretend you never said them. We don’t understand radical left-wing democrats when they protest a war, make up lies about the soldiers killing and raping civilians — and then claim to support the troops. We don’t understand all this brow-beating that global warming is a big concern, but the damage to our infrastructure from these carbon cap-and-trade initiatives are not…and these creeps all over the world putting fatwas on the United States and trying to develop nuclear weapons…are also not a concern. We don’t see how it’s any of Germany’s or France’s or Canada’s damn business who we’re going to elect as our next leader. We don’t understand that. We just don’t get that stuff, and we don’t want to get it. You have a job to do, you do it. If something comes along that might mess up that job, you treat it as a certainty that it will.

And you do not, do not, do not, ever lead people by giving them sanctimonious and poorly-informed instructions that they shouldn’t be worried about something, that in reality, should worry the dickens out of ’em. It’s a contrast between weak management and strong management. That’s what this election is really all about. So if someone is out there thinking Biden won the debate, and they’re voting, that’s just the latest piece of evidence that we have way too many people in this country voting.

Our candidates for high office shouldn’t be selling us weak management with slick sales pitches, emotional connections, mosh pits and crocodile teeth. They shouldn’t even be tempted to mobilize a campaign like that. Yet they are not only tempted, but acting on it.

Don’t blame the candidates, blame the people. But Palin won. Among thinking men and women who have real responsibilities, there can be no question.

Thing I Know #112. Strong leadership is a dialog: That which is led, states the problem, the leader provides the solution. It’s a weak brand of leadership that addresses a problem by directing people to ignore the problem.

How the Markets Really Work

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Two Visits per Day

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Seriously? Two?

Ya gotta be kiddin’ me. Maybe. I tried to get his Sitemeter link to work, and couldn’t do it.

Whatever.

Go hit Dipso.

Sitting Down With Iran

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Hey — if you believe Obama’s position (as expressed by Obama) is the right way to go, it should already be raising an enormous red flag with you that we’re engaging in such an incredible volume of talking about the talks…and saying nothing, zero, zilch, nada, bubkes about what would actually be said in the talks.

That should raise a red flag with you, before that other red flag. The one where once we take the idea seriously, the running-mate starts lying his ass off, backpedaling. That’s your second red flag. But the first one is important too.

Recalling my own comments about sitting down to talk about things, last month:

Archie: Discuss…why wit’ you everything’s always gotta be like a meetin’?

Meathead: Because in a meeting, people sit down together and exchange ideas.

Archie: Oh, okay. Okay. Sit down, huh? (Meathead sits down.) (Archie Sits down.) Now. Let me hear your idea again.

Meathead: Okay. I want us to watch Jack Lemmon and a group of famous scientists discuss pollution and ecology on channel thirteen.

Archie: Good. And I want to watch football highlights on channel two. (Poignant pause, locks eyes on Meathead.) Now, guess what’s going to happen? (Cue laugh track.)

Meathead: (Pause.) You’re going to watch football highlights on channel two.

Archie: Meeting adjourned. (Gets up.) Hey Edith, lemmee have some beer in here, okay?

This Obama/Ahmadinejad would go different — oops, wait, I guess Biden says there wouldn’t be any such thing, but it looks like maybe Biden’s wrong — anyway, I’m to believe that meeting would go different from this one…why?

Kos’ Take on the Veep Debate

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

He says she won, believe it or not (H/T: Flopping Aces). And then works — like your rottweiler on a beef bone — at convincing himself otherwise.

Sarah Palin won! Actually, she survived, since she had no “deer in headlight” moments. Of course, it’s easy to do that when you say, straight up, that you won’t answer any questions you don’t like…
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So who won? Who cares. Nothing happened to change the dynamics of this race. Palin proved that she’s still unable to answer the questions posed to her, but she also didn’t fall flat on her face. And in the ridiculously depressed expectations for the governor of Alaska, she didn’t crash and burn. But she didn’t need to maintain the status quo. That’s toxic territory for her. She needed to prove that she could get beyond pre-packaged talking points to demonstrating some capacity for analytical thought. In that regard, she failed.

I’d just like to know one thing from the KOSsack kommunity: If every Republican that comes along and shows some potential for doing damage to the left-wing moonbat machine is just a big ol’ empty-headed dolt, how come they’re the only ones laboring under this expectation that they should “demonstrat[e] some capacity for analytical thought”?

Did Sen. Biden demonstrate some capacity for analytical thought last night? As opposed to engaging in “pre-packaged talking points”? Where? When?

In fact, outside of coming up with creative and new ways to slander conservatives, when’s the last time a Kos commenter demonstrated such a thing?

Say it ain’t so, Markos.

Biden’s Fourteen Lies

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Via Ace:

Biden’s 14 Lies

Fresh from the McCain people.

JOE BIDEN’S 14 LIES TONIGHT

1. TAX VOTE: Biden said McCain voted “the exact same way” as Obama to increase taxes on Americans earning just $42,000, but McCain DID NOT VOTE THAT WAY.

2. AHMEDINIJAD MEETING: Joe Biden lied when he said that Barack Obama never said that he would sit down unconditionally with Mahmoud Ahmedinijad of Iran. Barack Obama did say specifically, and Joe Biden attacked him for it.

3. OFFSHORE OIL DRILLING: Biden said, “Drill we must.” But Biden has opposed offshore drilling and even compared offshore drilling to “raping” the Outer Continental Shelf.”
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The forgot global warming being caused by humans.

Yeah, I categorize that as a “lie” because he was so damn certain:

Well, I think it is manmade. I think it’s clearly manmade…We know what the cause is. The cause is manmade. That’s the cause.

You can be that sure about something after evaluating the evidence and coming to the conclusion that it all points that way — in which case, you’re saying anyone who’s still entertaining some uncertainty, simply isn’t in command of all the relevant facts.

Or, you can be that sure about something because you want to build an identity for yourself. To approach those whose minds are similarly made up, and say to them “I am one of you.”

Biden was trying to make it look like he was doing the first of those; he was really engaged in the second. This is exactly why politicians have a reputation for lying constantly. And that’s why I call this a lie. But…it’s the McCain campaign putting this together. They’re engaged in the same lie. Very sad.

But getting back to those other fourteen. What in the world was Joe Biden thinking? Some of these things about votes, have no relationship to reality at all. It was quite impossible for him to have thought they were true OR that he wouldn’t get nailed on ’em. How’s this happen? And what about the “ten years for one drop of oil to come out of any of the wells” remark? That one doesn’t reflect quite so badly on Biden as it does on the people listening to him.

President Bush lifted the executive moratorium on offshore drilling. We didn’t get “one drop of oil” when he did this. And yet, down the oil prices came. That’s the way it works. It’s a speculative market. Nobody should even be entertaining the question, and truth be told I feel a little silly having to jot this down.

Biden sent me an e-mail this morning, reminding me that Sarah Palin was challenged to define one difference between the policies of a McCain/Palin administration, and “Bush’s.” He forgets quite often that this Bush person has an approval rating that is still light years ahead of the Congress in which Obama and Biden currently serve. But I do like this tactic of his. I think the McCain/Palin campaign would be well-served by challenging Biden to come up with one opportunity that Obama, Biden and friends have had, to bring oil prices down. Kindly refrain from droning on one more time about alternative fuels. What have you done to make things easier, possibly, for people to gas up their cars and work and play and live life?

How the Veep Debate Went Down

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

1. I’m glad she brought up the nasty things Biden said about Obama before he was considered as part of the ticket. I wonder why she just whacked that nail once and then left it alone. Doesn’t seem to me Sen. Biden holds any cards there. He looks, on this topic, like exactly what he is: A lifetime beltway fixture who befriends whoever and whatever is good for him at any given moment.

2. The McCain campaign has been listening to us, I think. Gov. Palin was liberated from her talking points. She wasn’t excellent, but she was much better than people thought she would have been.

3. I was right when I said this was a rehash of the Galloway/Hitchens debate. Biden possesses a lot of momentum Palin doesn’t have. She stutters, she stammers, she barely manages to eek a few syllables out, without ever quite hitting her stride. But — what she says, makes a lot more sense. Yin and Yang. People who looked for a reason to support Obama/Biden, found it, and people who looked for a reason to support Palin/McCain, found that. I mean…wait…which one comes first, again?

4. She should’ve used the word “populist.” This is the true weakness of Obama/Biden. The ticket seems to be bound by a consistent philosophical underpinning that if something has a certain effect on nine out of ten of us, then it might as well have that same effect on us all. This talking point about the tax cut for 95% of us, for example. It’s a dinosaur. It’s lumbered on long past the asteroid already. It isn’t even true.

5. Assuming science is all about voting — which it isn’t — when did we lose this vote on cutting carbon emissions? Obama/Biden is for it, McCain/Palin is for it. Doesn’t Sarah Palin understand how this undercuts all her other pro-capitalism positions?

Palin Underworld6. I loved it when she made that comment about being for things before you’re against ’em, and how hard it is for her to understand how things work in the beltway. That’s a true Mister Smith Goes To Washington moment right there. If it was some big ol’ Paul Bunyan lookin’ guy in a plaid shirt with a big blue ox and a giant axe in his hand saying that, he’d get voted in in a landslide. Well, that’s exactly what Sarah Palin is. In a skirt.

7. I have to criticize Gov. Palin here. I don’t think she understands how it sounds when she mispronounces “nuclear.” She’d fix that, toot-sweet, if she did.

8. I don’t think Sen. Biden understands how it sounds when he repeatedly uses the name “Bush.” He’d stop.

9. Four years ago John Kerry lost the election by asking us to believe in a dichotomy. He said, I’m brilliant so I can think in nuanced terms, unlike that dolt George Bush who sees the whole world in black-and-white. But I have a serious case of confirmation-bias because George Bush is my perfect reverse-barometer about what to do. If he did something — it must be wrong. Biden left himself wide open by subscribing to this same confirmation-bias: If George Bush did something, it must have been the wrong thing to do. Palin should have struck right there. Stick a javelin right where the armor leaves that gaping hole, and shove it in to the hilt. It would have been a fatal blow to the Obama/Biden campaign, I think. Most Americans understand: If you strive to oppose something at every turn, on some level, you are trying to emulate it. Obama/Biden is failing to deliver something, here, in the very moment it is promising it.

10. Palin was at her best when she quoted Reagan. Americans are glorious and wonderful and deserve everything good that any other country deserves. Credit for being decent, when we are — and we are, quite often — the right and privilege to defend ourselves, to conduct ourselves as a civilized nation as we see fit, and to emit the hell out of everything with our pollution. Okay, that last one I’m just kind of pulling out of my butt. But the point is…fer God’s sake quit apologizing for existing! If you sympathize with that, your choice on Nov. 4 is quite clear, and the An Idea Bomb guys don’t have a lot to do with it.

Update: Ah, I had this one rattling around in my cranium and it leaked out my ears before I hit the “Publish” button. Dang it. It’s probably the most important one out of everything.

11. Comes under the heading of “potentially fatal blows to the Obama/Biden campaign” — another opportunity not taken. It happened when Biden was yelling over and over again, emphatically, and I think (?) pounding his hand on the podium “Obama and I will end this war, we will end it, we will end it.”

His jugular was exposed in that moment. Gov. Palin could have drawn a razor-sharp blade right across it, simply by taking advantage of a dramatic pause and then saying, “You and Barack Obama wouldn’t be able to decide that, Senator. Not unilaterally.”

It’s a critical point to make. That’s really what the election, insofar as foreign affairs go, is all about. When two forces are at war, does one side get to decide unilaterally that the fighting is going to end even though the other side doesn’t have its mind made up to behave-n-play-nice? This year, our liberal democrats insist that the answer is yes. One side can say “Okeedoke! It’s time for some peace!” and all the fighting will come to a stop.

Palin seems insistent on repeating talking points over and over again that help substantiate John McCain is the only decent choice for our nation’s President next year. In this respect, it’s really true. Our democrats think you can end a war just by wishing for it to end. We can’t afford for them to run anything. Not a flower cart, not a veterinary hospital, not a football team, and most certainly, not the country.

Update: Michelle Malkin liveblogged. Enjoy.

Update: Cassy too. And Melissa. And Sister Toldjah. Andrew Sullivan has his contribution, here. Wonkette. Althouse. Stop The ACLU.

Yes, I’m mixing you all up, in no particular order. No offense intended.

Living Happily Ever After

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Blogger friend Cassy dug up an old prayer from a couple weeks ago, to be delivered on bended knee before the nearest shrine to The Lightworker.

I’ve officially been saved, and soon, whether they like it or not, the rest of the country will be too. I will follow him, all the way to the White House, and I’ll be standing there in our nation’s capital in January 2009, when Barack Obama is inaugurated as the 44th president of the United States of America. In the name of Obama, Amen.

Yeah, I think it’s serious. I’d like to think it’s satire, but I have no reason to.

Good heavens. What’s going on here?

Well — the answer lies in the lack of commitment by the Obama/Biden ticket to actually fix anything. We aren’t going to end racial tension once and for all by swearing in Obama. Everybody understands this is true. Talking points are already being rehearsed, right now, that the racists will have won if we fail to re-elect President Obama in 2012.

If the democrat party runs everything, it will deal with “global warming” very much like the dog who caught the car. There is no goal there. None at all. Ditto for the economy. They might shoot for making it not suck…but if they fail even there, they’ll just say they “inherited” a bunch of problems from you-know-who.

Alison CarrollMore than one “princess” has been raised to womanhood on Brothers Grimm fairy tales, convinced that once she cuts the cake and zips off to the honeymoon, life will be wonderful and perfect. And then been subsequently disappointed to learn all about the responsibilities of adulthood, from diapers that need changing to husbands living life for the moment, waxy yellow buildup, divorce lawyers, etc. Said princesses were brought up to deal with life by not believing in it — by looking forward to a complete eradication of all the exigencies and uncertainties that go with the living of life. That’s where the slobbering Obama fan is. That is precisely where the Obama fanbase is. They think the Chosen One will place his hand on the Bible, take the oath, and everything will smell like unicorn farts.

That’s the weakness of their campaign, right there. They have found a replacement deity, because they’ve needed one; and they’ve needed one, because they don’t understand the first thing about any of the issues, foreign or domestic.

Gov. Palin, if you’re reading this, that’s your advice for tonight. Every single issue has a goal, a vision, and a strategy for getting there. Take over Gwen Ifill’s job, and pepper Biden with questions about these. Because he’s guaranteed to be missing all of those; especially the strategies. He and the Lightworker can’t afford to have any.

Skepticism of Palin Growing

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Well now, isn’t that special.

Skepticism of Palin Growing, Poll Finds
By Jon Cohen and Jennifer Agiesta
Washington Post Staff Writers
Thursday, October 2, 2008; Page A01

With the vice presidential candidates set to square off today in their only scheduled debate, public assessments of Sarah Palin’s readiness have plummeted, and she may now be a drag on the Republican ticket among key voter groups, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll.

I was just trying to remember I saw a headline similar to “Skepticism of Obama Growing” — since, I think it is fair to say, on more than one occasion skepticism of Obama has grown.

Can’t recall. Not a single example comes to mind. Can’t recall skepticism of Biden growing, either.

In early September, independents offered a divided verdict on Palin’s experience; now they take the negative view by about 2 to 1. Nearly two-thirds of both independent men and women in the new poll said Palin has insufficient experience to run the White House.

Obama was able for the first time to crack the 50 percent mark, albeit barely, on whether he has the experience to be president following Friday’s presidential debate, and the question is one of Palin’s central challenges as she prepares to face Biden in prime time before a national television audience.

We seem to have a lot of people who are deciding whether someone’s qualified to be President, based on performance in a debate. I wonder if they think that’s appropriate, or whether they’re being shoehorned into this behavior by the nature of the question being asked.

I’d sure like to see a poll about that. I’ve seen Presidents do an awful lot of things in my lifetime, and very few of those things have had anything to do with performance in a debate. About the closest thing I can think of, is giving a scripted speech, and I think most people would agree Palin has shown herself more competent than most in that department — certainly more competent than Joe Biden.

Now, if this was the Athenian Republic, and we were watching practiced philosophers “debate” in an amphitheater somewhere with accepted rules and protocols about what does & does not objectively count as a hit — intellectually, not emotionally — then, I’d say, the debate format would show more promise as a temperature-check about whether a candidate is “ready.” But…that isn’t what modern-day debates do, and I think most people understand that.

But you know what poll question would really count here? How much confidence do you have, Mister Voter, that the methods we use to pick our Presidents has some overlap with what exactly our country needs out of those people after they’re sworn in. I’d enjoy even more seeing that plotted across time, since about 1984. It’s at an all-time low, I expect.

And if that’s the case, there arises the necessity of asking these poll respondents if they think Palin is missing the intellectual acumen to actually serve as a competent President, or is missing the viable political aptitudes necessary to becoming one. Ah well, if it’s the latter of those, this slobbering Palin fan is more than ready to ‘fess up to having lost confidence in the last couple of weeks. But what would that mean, exactly?

And even that, has its problems. Sarah Palin is not a failure at the game of politics by any means; her approval rating, even cited by those ideologically hostile, is listed at sixty-four, seventy-three, or eighty-six percent. I’m pretty sure you’re not going to see a Governor Morgan Freeberg get an 86% approval rating, no matter what; not if he balances a budget, cures cancer, and kills a grizzly bear with a big knife all on the same day.

How are Joe Biden’s approval ratings in Delaware; are they eighty percent?

What If Columbo Questioned Obama?

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Add my name to the list of folks who wish they thought of it first.

Well, listen, anyways, I can’t seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be ‘locked’ or ‘not available’. I’m sure it’s just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are… … …have them written down here somewhere… oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I’ll just read it to you.

I do have to say I was somewhat surprised not to see the trademark “Oh, and eh…one more little thing.” Well, without that, it’s still all good.

Duffy gets the hat tip.

How the Veep Debate Will Go Down

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

It will be a repeat of the George Galloway and Christopher Hitchens debate, with Biden appealing to emotion and Palin appealing to reason. Palin’s supporters will give her credit for saying true things; Biden’s supporters will give him credit for his capable cheerleading. Both sides will be right. In other words, there will be no, or few, converts.

Biden will make an attempt to re-do Lloyd Bentsen’s You’re No Jack Kennedy comment, and fail. It’ll be one step forward and three steps back, leaving him with a massive flesh wound. But this will be played down.

Here is your drinking game: Take a sip if either one says “(John McCain/Barack Obama) and I will…” Just that. Make it two sips if “that is why” comes just ahead of this.

The real debate will be all about whose running mate is the new Messiah whose poop doesn’t stink — wonderful and perfect in every way. So if you do play my drinking game, you’ll have to stop it when the room starts spinning around you.

It’s hard to discuss the subprime bailout mess without making some mention of the role “regulation” had in causing it, and infuriatingly, everyone involved has shown a great determination to avoid any mention of this. Therefore, the time spent on the bailout issue will be brief. Most of the language used, on both sides, will have to do with “rising above partisanship” to “do what’s best for the country.”

Wonder Palin!Fact checkers will be working hard. Palin’s misstatements will be equivalent to that thing about the Bush Doctrine; she’ll be technically right but they’ll raise some quibble with it, ready to list right after the sign-off, that night. Biden’s problems will be big ol’ suckin’ whoppers, like the “FDR on teevee right after the stock market crashed” thing. Those will be inspected…oh…sometime late Friday afternoon when nobody’s paying attention.

Palin has a choice here. She can stick to talking points and make a fool out of herself. In which case, she’ll still win, as far as facts are concerned — because the facts are on her side. But she’ll tick off her base, while the blue-state crowd goes nuts over what a thorough thrashing she got from Biden the Shark. Or…she can talk about conservative policies versus liberal policies, exploring why liberal policies exchange too much freedom and seldom-to-never accomplish what they’re supposed to. If she takes that route, she could stick to examples that are fresh, that have not been discussed, and still be blessed with a target-rich environment. Again: No matter what, there will be few converts at the end of the debate. But this will have a significant effect on the poll results over the weekend, which is probably what matters most to both sides.

Oh, and the late night comedians will be unanimous in declaring Biden the winner.

Update: Gerard likes the picture (as do we). I clipped it a couple weeks ago and have been looking for an excuse to use it. It’s from 50 of the Hottest Chicks Dressed as Wonder Woman and the tip of the hat goess to Miss Cellania.

I’m Voting democrat

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

H/T: Gerard.